Monday, June 28, 2010
We see it daily, now. Barry Obama speaks and everyone pauses to go, "WTF is he saying?" We were constantly told that this was supposed to be the smartest guy to ever be elected president, even though we sat around and kept thinking that we were missing the obviously smart part of what he was saying.
We saw his pastor of twenty years screeching about the evilness of whitey and how great Castro was. We heard about his grandfather's, his grandmother's, his father's, and his mother's loving embrace of Communism. We read about Barry's own love affair with Communism in college, his over the top drug usage, his criminal past, his racist tendencies, his struggles to get through college with barely passing grades, the list is endless.
BUT! He is possibly the smartest president we have ever had.
Now, I do not know about you, but I have been watching this guy for at least three years before he went against his statement that he did not have the experience to be president, AND RAN FOR PRESIDENT.
In other words, he is exactly what we thought he was!
Yet, still to this day, there exist a few really stupid people that think Barry is doing a good job. Let's ignore the fact that the economic failure is accelerating, that unemployment is higher now than since Jimmuh Cartuh shit the economy in the toilet, housing foreclosures are increasingly exponentially, and just about every decision that Barry makes is the EXACT opposite of what needs to be done.
He is still the smartest president we have ever had. Let's accept that premise and agree that a SMART president is not what we need anymore. We need someone that is the exact opposite of smart if Barry is the standard for the description. We need the dumbest, most inbred, junior high dropout that we can find.
And there were a bunch of folks that went batshit crazy over what they called Bush's Katrina failure. Since Bush could not actually control the weather, let's let him off the hook for actually CAUSING that disaster that did not hit New Orleans.
But, Barry Obama's disaster is the explosion of Deepwater Horizon and the subsequent damage to the Gulf of Mexico. I really do not think that Barry set any charges that caused the explosions, which is more than the "I Hate Bush" crowds said about the Muslim attacks on September 11, 2001. No, Barry did not set those charges because he is what is known as SMART in liberal circles, this means that he cannot even light his own cigarette without falling out of a moving vehicle in the process.
But, since Barry is so Mensa-smart, one has to wonder why Mr. Smartie Stupendous Super-Dooper Dude never appointed an inspector general for the Interior Department whose job it is to stop these rig problems. In fact Barry moved the dude that was doing that to a position to police stimulus money (Google: Earl Devaney), then Barry gave Deepwater Horizon a safety award last year for SMART work, went on to allow the Minerals Management Service to give Deepwater Horizon exemptions for their inspections, he allowed BP to drill without any kind of permitting in February of THIS YEAR and sat idly by like a really SMART knot on a log after the rig exploded UNTIL THIS DAY AND BEYOND.
Barry has known since February 13, 2010, shortly after drilling STARTED, that something was bad wrong with the well, yet since BP paid him so much in campaign money, Obama just let stuff continue.
But, hey, let's boycott BP!!!
When someone takes a good look at the rig explosion that has caused eleven deaths so far, plus untold damage to the Gulf, there is ONLY ONE person to blame for this overwhelming failure and he is the smartest president we have ever had.
Barry is just like Al Gore, he is simply TOO SMART to be president, he should resign and let Joe FREAKING Biden take over because, "Nobody messes with Joe."
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