Friday, July 02, 2010

Bill Minor Gots Some Mad Etch-A-Sketch Skilz

It is Friday and by some bizarre circumstances, Bill Minor was able to wriggle out of his straitjacket and scrounge up an old Etch-A-Sketch to scribble out a column. The thing that just dumbfounds me is how the Clarion Ledger gets someone into the prison for the criminally insane to grab what Minor has produced?

I blame Obama.

Minor was drooling through his Thorazine about how awesome former WORST MS GOVERNOR IN MY LIFETIME was gonna Superman the SecNav and the SuckOil job at the same time.

I am really unsure exactly what Thorazine dosage the jailers are giving Minor, but let's just truncate the craziness quickly.

It’s providential that Ray Mabus, dismissed by Mississippi voters 19 years ago as their governor.....No one, even in his defeat in 1991, questioned Mabus’ intellectual capacity and governing qualifications.

All you can respond to that is, UP THE DOSAGE ON BILL'S MEDS!!!!

Mabus, dismissed by the voters because...um...he was the typical "TOO SMART" Democrat? Hardly, he was dismissed because he was a huge tax and spend guy that was dumb as a freaking post. Which translates in Democratese, "HE BEES SMIRT!"

Minor frets about Mabus being able to handle SecNav and OilSuck. Um, Bill, Mabus cannot even handle walking and walking (Not. A. Typo.) at the same time.

This article was a special one for Bill Minor, he contradicted himself a record number of times and still managed only to bite his tongue to bleeding stage a mere twelve times.

Sorry for picking the low hanging fruit, but it amazes me that anyone would publish Bill Minor's crap, even the Clarion Ledger. I bet they post it at JFP, too.

Please take the time to comment.

5 comments:

Andy said...

Laughing!

Mabus.

Right.

Walking and walking.

Nyuk...

Skunkfeathers said...

I thought the Cladipus Licker and all of it's comic characters had been consigned to the Sunday funnies...

paul mitchell said...

Y'all should see the paper today, it is nothing but an Independence Day sales paper. The C-L is DEAD.

Andy said...

Well, a well known scientist in Denver has been predicting the extinction of the Cladipus Licker for quite some time.

Hey, did you have to read a "bought" copy?

Andy said...

Well, a well known scientist in Denver has been predicting the extinction of the Cladipus Licker for quite some time.

Hey, did you have to read a "bought" copy?

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