Wednesday, July 07, 2010

Everything Old is New Again

The political sphere is just not as interesting to me in the last two weeks because the main things going on are President Dumbass' laser focus on destroying the economy and his feckless response to the Deepwater Horizon spill. I'm pretty sure that we have ALL become somewhat inoculated to everything he is doing.

If there is ONE THING that we can always learn when the national media says someone is "smart," it is to KNOW in our bones that said described person will turn out to be the largest dumbass ever to stagger down the sidewalk. I know that most of y'all do not remember Bill Clinton's first election. The national media made a huge dealio about him winning a Rhodes Scholarship. Of course they did NOT tell you that he did not finish his education there at all. He bunked out to the Soviet Union and later just came back to the United States to attend Yale. So, that scholarship? Screw that, I gotta smoke weed in the USSR!

Then we were told that Al Gore was just too damned smart to be President, that the plebeians in our country just could not appreciate Al's stupendous intelligence. What they did NOT tell us was that Al Gore was so freaking stupid that he flunked out of divinity school. Folks, Al Gore is so sandpoundingly stupid that he flunked Bible!!!

Then we got John Kerry and John Edwards. According to the national media, both were so danged smart that the world could not even grasp how awesome they were. Well, Kerry could have been really, really smart, but you know, he is kinda a FREAKING TRAITOR! And Edwards impregnated a dipshit campaign groupie. Folks, both of them are ridiculously moronic.

And guess what? Jimmy Carter backed all of them. Remember Jimmy Carter? Before Barry Obama showed up, Jimmy was considered, by everyone that has a minute clue, as the WORST PRESIDENT ever in history. Of course, as is the standard, the national media ranks him as one of the best.

What we can take from these revelations is this. When the national media says someone is smart, you can rest assured they are fucking stupid as dogshit. And when the national media says someone is dumb, you can wager that that person is borderline genius or an actual genius. Using this technique of classification is called "observing the historical record."

What do all of these intellectual lightweights have in common? They are ALL liberals. How do you identify a liberal? A liberal is someone that refuses to use history, mathematics, science, or philosophy to solve problems. They use the ONLY thing in their toolbox that has proven to fail time and time again to solve anything. They are the people that burn down neighborhoods and cities when their team wins the championship. They do this because they can only respond to circumstances using their emotions instead of their intellect.

In other words, liberals are stupid. They can never be anything but stupid because they do not engage their brains. This is by definition, STUPID.

Barry Obama is either STUPID or evil. Pick one, there are no other choices. You see it in everything that he does. Stupid seems to be the more generous description, too.

As an example of my proposed thesis, Chris Matthews admits that Sarah Palin HAS to be destroyed. The reason that Sarah Palin must be destroyed is because she poses a threat to the continued idiocy of leftist "thought." People might begin to see that she is right in what she says and start turning away from really stupid Democrat "philosophy."

Another example is the Clarence Thomas trashing that the Democrats undertook during his confirmation hearings. They lied about his whole record and tried to make him out to be some simpleton. Of course, Justice Thomas presents some of the most reasoned opinions that I have ever read. Now, I am not an attorney or anything, but I can read and look at the Constitution. No, Chicago CANNOT outlaw guns. There is a Second Amendment.

Conversely, the national media has tried everything in their power to prop up the dumbass, Elena Kagan. The latest meme is that she is so damned funny that Saturday Night Live needs to hire her. No, I am not kidding. Of course, liberals have no clue what is funny because they are so emotionally detached from reality that they are dangerous. I'll tell you right this minute that if Elena Kagan tried to tell a joke, everyone would fucking cringe. You can tell, just by looking at her, that dead baby jokes would be her specialty. Or maybe Holocaust humor would be her forte. But funny? Not in a million years.

Besides, why the fuck would you want someone on the Supreme Court about whom you could only say, "Danged, she is funny?" Please tell me, is there any other thing that could be more asinine in your choice for Supreme? Anything? Elena Kagan is Justice Earnest T. Bass. She might actually make Sonia Sotomayor look like a reasoned and thoroughly educated justice. MIGHT.

But, then again, why would we expect Barry Obama to make legitimate nominations for the Supremes? You know that Obama is an idiot, idiots pick idiots. Look at his cabinet. Observe the historical record. None of his choices for any position are good picks. NONE. OF. THEM.

Can we agree to just leave this topic completed? Democrats are liberals. Liberals are stupid. Therefore, Democrats are stupid. You can only come to that conclusion unless YOU TOO ARE STUPID.

And furthermore, no one wants your shitty, little electric cars, either. I point this out because there is nothing that has been produced from a Democrat mentality or philosophy, ever in history, that has worked. Just like Democrat voters.

Please take the time to comment.

7 comments:

Dapper Dan said...

Paul, I enjoy your rants!

Liberals are stupid! Amen to that.

You'll have to admit, Kagan does look a little funny.

I liked the link on the tanking of hybrid car sales and linked to it.

Skunkfeathers said...

Libtards are proof that devolution is necessary in a failed ideology, to keep it's dependent class in line.

Moogie P said...

I'd kinda like to see ol' Earnest T. step into the Attorney General slot. Imagine what he could accomplish in the field of Civil Rights enforcement with a few properly-flung rocks.

And, Elena Kagan funny? I just laughed and laughed when I read that! Maybe she is funny? But, Dan's right -- she is a little funny lookin'.

Great blog. Happy Birthday!

Red said...

Totally linked!

Dapper Dan said...

Paul, I enjoy your rants!

Liberals are stupid! Amen to that.

You'll have to admit, Kagan does look a little funny.

I liked the link on the tanking of hybrid car sales and linked to it.

Red said...

Totally linked!

Moogie P said...

I'd kinda like to see ol' Earnest T. step into the Attorney General slot. Imagine what he could accomplish in the field of Civil Rights enforcement with a few properly-flung rocks.

And, Elena Kagan funny? I just laughed and laughed when I read that! Maybe she is funny? But, Dan's right -- she is a little funny lookin'.

Great blog. Happy Birthday!

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