Thursday, August 19, 2010

Drive-By Blogging - OBAMA IS A MUSLIM!!!

No, seriously, I have no clue what political ideology Barry follows, but it does seem as if he is dumb enough to believe stuff that was popular to believe back before the year 1000. And you know what else? I could not care what he believes since it is overly apparent that he is an absolute moron. That would be like trying to determine and care about Mulehammered's taste in women. Remember, Morkhummer only liked prepubescent children. By the way, the WaPo says that Barry Obama is an abortion-loving Christian. If Barry is a Christian, I guess he is one of them that doesn't believe anything in The Bible.

Related: Right Girl has a round-up of Muslim Victory Trophy posts.

And Greg Gutfeld wants to build a bar for the Muslims. I do understand that Gutfeld wants Muslims to be happy, so they will not kill more innocent people, but if he tries to do that won't he get arrested for supplying underaged kids for the Muslims to RAPE?

Here's yet another racist, hating, violent Christian opinion on the Religion of Peace's mosque at the terrorist site on Manhattan.

Speaking of Manhattan, you know those folks really need? How about tax money to buy really expensive condos?

You know, because federal government involvement in the housing market has worked out so swimmingly to date.

Anyhoo, there are a bunch of links that I have been hoarding and it is time to let them go to be free.

I read The Other McCain every day and rarely link to Smitty's posts because he gets links all the time. Occasionally he lets some guy named Stacy post there who is obviously big in the Tokyo Drift scene because he writes about driving fast in a crappy Japanese car all the time. I have no clue which one of them penned this post about the simplicity of solving the economic woes of our country, but past performance leads me to believe it was Smitty because it is one of the most cogent arguments that I have read lately. The poster did however forget to mention the monumental problem of government mandated minimum wage.

It is becoming more and more weird that even Democrats are fighting against Democrat philosophy. Oh, ignore that, it is an election year. Democrats must ramp up the lying to get elected.

They have to lie because even the most staunchly Democrat voters are turning against them in droves. I hesitate to say that black folks voted for Obama because they are stupid, but they certainly voted for him because he appears to be black. Seems like that would actually be classified as RAAAAACISM to me.

I did not vote for Obama in the last election, but I certainly would this coming time because his wife has been voted as the Hottest Wife of a Politician on the Planet. I just realized that I have no clue what HOTTEST means. You know, kinda like COOL means BAD means AWESOME means NIFTY means GNARLY means COOL. I guess HOTTEST means VOMIT INDUCING these days.

I just got through writing my first e-book called, "The World as We Know It and I am Going to GIVE You One Million Dollars if You Buy This E-Book." Now, I won't be able to GIVE it away.

Boogie decided it was time to take down the biofuel crazies the other day. Products that cost W-A-Y more than they are worth are always a good thing to build your business model around. Trust me.

BritFarr = Public Auto-Gratifier. When people that do not even worship at the altar of the footbaw season start calling you out, it is time to go be a land baron and learn to speed milk your cattle. Remind me, whose responsibility was it LAST YEAR to keep BritFarr from playing? Yes, you're right, ANDY'S.

Basil tries to make some money by stealing images from the FAILbook to pay for his electronic purse.

But, in fine recovery effort, Basil redeems hisself with the first explanation of 2010 of his play-off system that should be implemented in NCAA College footbaw.

Coming very soon, I have another Teh Google post in the works, then we shall return to "The Definitive Post About Everything." I think that we are already up to part three!

(In case you are curious about College Gameday, it is about time to ramp up our efforts to lead into college footbaw with our "College Gameday" pandering for College Gameday. Remember to start leaving the words "College Gameday" in your comments and College Gameday. We NEVAH want The Four Letter to be number one Teh Google for "College Gameday." Wonder how long it shall take us to top out Teh Google this year for the search, College Gameday?)

Please take the time to comment.

9 comments:

Moogie P said...

College gameday.

Red said...

"Occasionally he lets some guy named Stacy post there who is obviously big in the Tokyo Drift scene because he writes about driving fast in a crappy Japanese car all the time. "

Bwahahahahaha!

paul mitchell said...

Thanks, Moogie!

Red, you laugh because you know I am not kidding!

Skunkfeathers said...

I am soooooooooooooooo ready for College (and NFL) Game Day...something substantive to wash the stench of libtards out of my system, until we wash them out of the electorate in November.

Basil said...

Wait a second. If my iPad is actually an electronic purse, I now have to get shoes to match!

Andy said...

College Gameday!!!

Dude, I was not going to comment on this post until I got to the link with Shezilla at the bottom of the page.

I'm speechless. Really.

Basil said...

I was gonna look up College Gameday on teh Google machine, but then I remember I already had your blog bookmarked.

Red said...

And wouldn't you know it was on T.V. last night. I can't escape it. BTW, you should consider adding the tag "nanny-nanny-boo-boo" to the end of this post title.

Basil said...

I was gonna look up College Gameday on teh Google machine, but then I remember I already had your blog bookmarked.

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