Wednesday, August 18, 2010
When I checked that image search, I found out how thoroughly I own Larissa Riquelme. Four of the top five images are linked from this Muslim Mediocrity Trophy we call MoM.
Weird. Never have I totally dominated a search like this except for that "homosexual weightlifters" thingy about five years ago.
Which brings us to the reason for this post. Lookie what I received from my domain buying company thingy.
For a mere TWO HUNNERT BUCKS A MONTH, I'll send double that traffic to your BLORKX every month or give you half of your money back.
E-mail everyone that you know that needs traffic and I'll send it on. Hit me up on the G-Mail and I'll get to work, TODAY.
For a limited time, I shall guarantee thirty comments on your blog every month, too. This commenting package is a mere one hunnert bucks a month.
So, 1 and 1 guarantees 800 hits, I guarantee 1600, plus get you thirty comments for less than HALF!!!
Please take the time to comment.
(Fine print: Church sites are excluded from our awesome traffic deal and if you are married, you might not want to let your spouse see where all the hits are coming from either. However, I have noticed that "horse fucking midget" is raking in the traffic from Teh Google right now.)
Posted by Paul Mitchell at Wednesday, August 18, 2010