Wednesday, August 18, 2010

Hot Bikini Chicks Get NUDE

Weird that today the traffic for Rima Fakih NUDE returned. I did notice that there were a bunch of hits from Teh Google Image Search for Larissa, our traffic bomb, too.

When I checked that image search, I found out how thoroughly I own Larissa Riquelme. Four of the top five images are linked from this Muslim Mediocrity Trophy we call MoM.

Weird. Never have I totally dominated a search like this except for that "homosexual weightlifters" thingy about five years ago.

Which brings us to the reason for this post. Lookie what I received from my domain buying company thingy.

If you are looking to get some traffic to your BLERKX, you might want to think about buying one of these 1 and 1 traffic packages. For a MERE 649 bucks, they will guarantee to send 800 hits a MONTH to your site.

For a mere TWO HUNNERT BUCKS A MONTH, I'll send double that traffic to your BLORKX every month or give you half of your money back.

E-mail everyone that you know that needs traffic and I'll send it on. Hit me up on the G-Mail and I'll get to work, TODAY.

For a limited time, I shall guarantee thirty comments on your blog every month, too. This commenting package is a mere one hunnert bucks a month.

So, 1 and 1 guarantees 800 hits, I guarantee 1600, plus get you thirty comments for less than HALF!!!

Please take the time to comment.

(Fine print: Church sites are excluded from our awesome traffic deal and if you are married, you might not want to let your spouse see where all the hits are coming from either. However, I have noticed that "horse fucking midget" is raking in the traffic from Teh Google right now.)

5 comments:

Andy said...

Sounds like these 1 & 1 folks got it going on TD, but I like your deal mo' better.

If I take a dozen units at 2 bills, can you guarantee 19,200 visits? And, do you give a volume discount if I buy a case?

Dude, do you reckon that there is actually a three eyed moron out there stupid enough to pay over a dollar a hit?

Oh wait...Heck, some of those pay per click search terms in my business go as high as 2 bucks per to be on top. Seriously. Somebody's getting fat...but it ain't yours truly.

I have tried 3 times now to comment, and the WV has scolded me each time. Have they implemented spam catchin' on yours yet so that you can turn this thing off? I swear Dude, it is cooler than the other side of the pillow.

Basil said...

Sign me up! Oh, and send the bill to Andy.

Andy said...

Yeah, send it on to me. I'm always willing to help a friend when he's down on his traffic.

paul mitchell said...

Andy, why certainly we have volume discounts. For one hunnert thousand dollars a month, I can guarantee ONE MILLION hits a month, plus one thousand comments. Do understand that our traffic packages are filling up fast, get in now.

(Disclaimer: This is NOT quality traffic, this guarantees HITS, not purchases.)

Basil, you do want the one million hits package, right?

Andy said...

Sounds like these 1 & 1 folks got it going on TD, but I like your deal mo' better.

If I take a dozen units at 2 bills, can you guarantee 19,200 visits? And, do you give a volume discount if I buy a case?

Dude, do you reckon that there is actually a three eyed moron out there stupid enough to pay over a dollar a hit?

Oh wait...Heck, some of those pay per click search terms in my business go as high as 2 bucks per to be on top. Seriously. Somebody's getting fat...but it ain't yours truly.

I have tried 3 times now to comment, and the WV has scolded me each time. Have they implemented spam catchin' on yours yet so that you can turn this thing off? I swear Dude, it is cooler than the other side of the pillow.

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