Sunday, August 15, 2010

Jeffrey Dahmer is NOT a Good Choice for Worst Figure in History - A Follow Up

With the craziness surrounding John Hawkins "Worst Figures in US History" reaching a fever pitch, something else caught my attention. (For more background, read.)

There are some things that can be assumed to be solved forever.

A good relationship with your father can help fight stress. Oh, really? This would have never in one million years have occurred to me. A good relationship with your dad is GOOD.

It never ceases to amaze me some of the things that people spend money to study. And it shall forever boggle my mind to read some of the stuff that passes for NEWS these days. That is probably why Criggo is so funny to me.

Lemme fill y'all in on some (obvious) FACTS.

1. It is terribly difficult to receive a DUI if you do not drink.
2. Abortion kills a human baby.
3. People who go to church regularly commit fewer crimes than those who don't.
4. Raising taxes on corporations only makes things more expensive.
5. Obama is an idiot.
6. The United States of America has the highest standard of living on the planet.
7. Socialism is BAD.
8. Profit is GOOD.
9. Minimally HALF of all people are stupid.

Add your own obvious truisms in the comments.

Please take the time to comment.

12 comments:

Skunkfeathers said...

Libtards are proof of reverse intellectual evolution (aka, dumbed down for those in CA, MA and DC).

Andy said...

It is impossible to get an STD if a couple is monogamous. And, it is impossible to ever consider an abortion if you have a soul.

Shakes The Clown said...

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

Jon said...

The most prolific terrorist organization in the world is the CIA.

Andy said...

TD, where do you find these people?

Disgruntled said...

If you are not pissed at both political parties you have NOT been paying attention.

paul mitchell said...

Shakes, you are RIGHT.

Jon, you are nuts, get help.

Andy, they find me and the statements you posted should never have to be uttered. Why does it continue to be necessary to say those things?

Disgruntled, I actually have not been paying attention this past week. But, dude the e-mails that I keep getting from the GOP are some of the dumbest tripe I have read since Bob Dole was running for president.

Disgruntled said...

Take aim squarely at foot and open fire, the New Republican strategy.

Obama\Clinton in '12 means we are screwed. t will happen as Joe'Gaffetastic' Biden is thrown under the bus.

Disgruntled said...

If you are not pissed at both political parties you have NOT been paying attention.

Skunkfeathers said...

Libtards are proof of reverse intellectual evolution (aka, dumbed down for those in CA, MA and DC).

Andy said...

It is impossible to get an STD if a couple is monogamous. And, it is impossible to ever consider an abortion if you have a soul.

Jon said...

The most prolific terrorist organization in the world is the CIA.

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