Wednesday, September 29, 2010

The Clarion Ledger has Run Out of CASH

I have been a part of the Clarion ledger's Readers Panel for about four years now. Since I started that gig, I have received FOUR! count 'em, FOUR! twenty-five dollar gift cards for NOT reading their paper.

I just lost that gig. Obviously, the Clarion Ledger has gone broke from sending me gift cards. Stay tuned.

Please take the time to comment.

18 comments:

Moogie P said...

Rats. Sonme days it just doesn't pay to get out of bed.

Boogie said...

How does one get this cushy gig?

Do you think I could possibly start getting gift cards for NOT reading the Fondren Bugle?

I take that back...I kinda do read it sometimes, mostly to see the infighting amongst the libs. It's popcorn-worthy these days.

paul mitchell said...

Moogie, that's what I'm saying! I bet they are paying me almost 0.30 an hour to do this and then they cut me loose? They must have seen my "Clarion Ledger" label.

Boogie, it is impossible to not read the Fondren Bugle. That is like trying to turn away from a train wreck that keeps happening over and over again in slow motion.

Moogie and Boogie. Cute.

Andy said...

It's pretty amazing that you did get those fabrulus giff cardz.

I reckon the good folks at the Caldipus Licker didn't know they thowed you they paper for free all them years.

paul mitchell said...

Andy, it is STILL Being delivered. Four years and counting.

Anonymous said...

at first glance, it appears you've written in red marker, "O'dammit" so yeah, I get it.

marc in calgary

paul mitchell said...

Those bitches robbed me of a five dollar gift card if they would have sent one more survey. O'Dammit!

Skunkfeathers said...

It would seem obvious that, like the now defunct Air(head)America, the Cladipus Licker must have a rich libtard propping it up. Can't imagine how else a rag so poorly written, and so factually dysfunctional, could maintain any kind of readership.

Especially soon as the local libtards there realize that toilet paper's been on the market for a few generations, and it's easier on the bum than a copy of the Cladipus Licker.

paul mitchell said...

Skunks, you should read the "alternative" Jackson news paper, Jackson Free Press. They have the exact same political ideology, but the JFP has the weekend band schedule.

Boogie said...

Paul, I'd say the JFP is even more left wing than the CL...well, at least more brazen about it.

But what can you expect from a paper whose editor is living in sin with the town's biggest drunk.

I have some "urbane, artistic" friends that actually like the Fondren Bugle. They also try to convince those of us out in the 'burbs that Jackson ain't as bad as they say it is.

As long as Fat Kenny is on the council, it is just as bad as they say it is.

Boogie said...

Sorry, that's supposed to be "dork," not "drunk," in the previous post.

paul mitchell said...

Boogie, from all accounts I have heard, both descriptions are accurate.

Skunkfeathers said...

You guys need to sneak downtown to the CL office, and hang "Cladipus Licker" over the sign.

The libtards on the staff will see that, think they're sold, and apply for unemployment.

paul mitchell said...

Skunks, really, I don't think those folks get paid, now. they are probably all on some kind of government assistance.

Skunkfeathers said...

So, the Cladipus Licker is akin to a 'rubber room' at GM and Chrysler for laid off auto'workers' on taxpayer welfare?

Andy said...

Next time I'm in Lancaster, PA, I am definitely trying out Stubby's.

Andy said...

Next time I'm in Lancaster, PA, I am definitely trying out Stubby's.

Skunkfeathers said...

So, the Cladipus Licker is akin to a 'rubber room' at GM and Chrysler for laid off auto'workers' on taxpayer welfare?

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