Saturday, October 30, 2010

College Gameday - Week 9 - October 30, 2010

The simpering idiot screechfest of the Four Letter, College Gameday, is camping out in LOSERVILLE for the uSCCC v. Oducks game. In other words, they have taken the week off from college footbaw. Does anyone know why they are playing junior high school footbaw on a Saturday? But, today in PAC-10 News, it is NOT SAFE FOR WORK.

Below the Board, we have the match-ups for the Championship Conference and my limited handicapping! Enjoy the day, y'all.

SCOREBOARD MOVED TO NOVEMBER 6, 2010.

Games are as thusly...

The day starts with Rocky Top at 'Cocks at 12:21. For all of you Vol fans, this year must hurt. Conventional wisdom is that the pain will not stop today. With the 'Cocks giving about 17-18 points, and the O/U around 48 or 49, I would go with Vols and the under. So it is written, but Vols LOSE.

The World's Largest Outdoor Cocktail Party is today, too. Dawg Sports has brought the Hate Week and runs down every bit of history in history on this game. I saw the line at three earlier this morning, but right now it is at +1.5 UGA with an O/U at 48. Pick 'Em.

The Barn at African American Bears at 6:00. The Barn is laying 6.5 points and the O/U is at SIXTY!!! Normally, I would root for the Klan the Black Ursas, but today, we need The Barn to stay undefeated so as not to totally ruin the BCS.

Vandy at Razorhawgs at 7:00. Razorhawgs are laying over twenty points to the Bilties. O/U is stuck on 54. I am assuming that Mallet is playing!!!

UK FINALLY gets the Hell out of town and travels to We Suck. 'Bout damned time, reminds me of those Bammer years when they played 26 home games every season. The West Dawgs are giving six points to an O/U of 56.5. Let's give this one to the Suckers, but I do not think they'll make the spread or the O/U.

Bammer and Geaux Tigers are off this week and they play each other next week. If The Four Letter wants to send the dumbasses to a good game, this would be the one, y'all.

COLLEGE GAMEDAY!!!

And, and, and, say it with me, CROOM!!!

Please take the time to comment.

16 comments:

innominatus said...

The ONLY time in history I've rooted for USC. You SEC types prolly oughta root for 'em too, so that one of your own has a shot at numero uno.

innominatus said...

PS - new template looks cool.

paul mitchell said...

Inno, looks like you are getting your wish, USC is beating Tenn in the third quarter.

paul mitchell said...

And thanks. I am almost finished.

Moogie P said...

Loks like I must adhere to Inno's wishes, hold my nose, and root for O.J.Ville. WPS.

Skunkfeathers said...

Screw Ducks with Trojans; Iowa is whupping Mich State ;)

On the udder hand, CU is going to be the bingo card 'free spot' for OU in a short while.

Skunkfeathers said...

And William & Mary won! CROOM!

Paul J. said...

Did anyone watch the Illinois v Purdue game?

Nathan Scheelhaase looked pretty damn good.

paul mitchell said...

Paul, would you believe I just now FINALLY got to watch some footbaw? I saw the last three minutes of Auburn v. The Klan. Now, I am trying to get Miss State and Kentucky, but I cannot find the damned feed!!!

CURSE YOU THE FOUR LETTER!!!

paul mitchell said...

Skunks, I just saw that William and Mary comment. They were LOSERS to North Carolina today, my friend. Sorry.

Paul J. said...

Yes, I can believe it. As you know I've got an 8 week old (or is he 9 now?) and have no time to even THINK of the word football.

I've managed to catch minutes here and there of Patriots games - but not a single full game since he was born.

Paul J. said...

Just to show ya, I have every intention of watching every second of Pats v Vikings today.

We've got Fahvray and Moss, the storylines are extensive.

However that plan will find itself destroyed somehow and I will probably see one play. It will most likely be a running play, for a one yard loss, at about the 13 minute mark of the first quarter.

paul mitchell said...

Paul, that's the spirit, keep that positive attitude! Dude, you are not going to be able to watch footbaw until the boy gets old enough to get interested himself, by all means of your manipulation. Do not fail at that task of parenting or he will be 21 when you see your next game.

Skunkfeathers said...

Bastages! I put that in after seein' em up 17-7. I blame Obama.

Paul J. said...

Just to show ya, I have every intention of watching every second of Pats v Vikings today.

We've got Fahvray and Moss, the storylines are extensive.

However that plan will find itself destroyed somehow and I will probably see one play. It will most likely be a running play, for a one yard loss, at about the 13 minute mark of the first quarter.

paul mitchell said...

Skunks, I just saw that William and Mary comment. They were LOSERS to North Carolina today, my friend. Sorry.

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