Monday, October 04, 2010

Comment of the Day/Week/Month/Year/FUTURE!!!

If you have been blogging for any amount of time, you are sure to have received some really awesome comments. I have never received one this awesome, though.

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I can only assume that this comment is from a future time and place where language is totally different from what we have now. I only wish that there was a link, an e-mail address, or some indication of how to get in touch with this Future Man/Woman. I am really interested in what they are saying and I think with a little help, I could communicate with them.

Please take the time to comment.

10 comments:

Moogie P said...

Sounds like a liberal to me.

Skunkfeathers said...

Sounds like what will happen if Barry steals a second term: teleprompters across the US will spew libtard babble.

Coffee Bean said...

Actually, sounds like someone who speaks several languages whose primary language is not english. I would be interested to know where this person is from. Whoever it is, they are definitely trying their hardest to drum up some business!

paul mitchell said...

Even if it had made it through the spam filter, there was no link, CB. No link at all.

Andy said...

TD, that is RICH! I mean, seriously top shelf SPAM. Makes you really want to go buy a can and dig deeper.

I've had some pretty good ones, but nothing even in the ballpark. What's weird is that you'll get spam without links. I mean, it's like they forgot to teach the chinks how to link to something when they get finished with their sales pitch.

Obviously, Chin has answered every single customer objection in his offer. All that's left is the "close." But no way proposed to seal the deal. Kinda' like driving the field, and laying the ball down on the ONE (we're looking at you, New Orleans).

BTW, I'm trying to remember how many business cards I've been offered in the last decade or so. I'm thinking maybe three. I'm pretty sure it's a dying industry, but I'm glad to know the chinks are in on the moppin' up.

paul mitchell said...

Andy, I bought 1000 business cards about three years ago. I still have at least 750.

Basil said...

I have no idea what they're selling, but I'll take a dozen.

Skunkfeathers said...

You can have my dozen as well.

Anonymous said...

It seems brilliant idea to me is

Basil said...

I have no idea what they're selling, but I'll take a dozen.

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