Wednesday, October 20, 2010

Counting Down to the Elections

We here at this headstone of average have received yet another Blast Fax from Home Office at the "I Hate Everybody Club." Needless to say, I must follow by-laws and publish what I was told to publish, otherwise the H-U-G-E checks shall just quit rolling in.

Not only that, but it was kinda hinted that I would be having a visitor at my house pretty soon if I did not post.

So, here 'tis. These are the links that everyone needs to check out if they are still undecided about for whom to vote. I guess that if you are a Democrat, these links do not do you much good, but it is obvious that you cannot read or write. Please just sit there quietly at home on November the second because President Barry Obama is delivering your NEW and IMPROVED government funding directly to your door. The people that are not home when this money is delivered, WILL. NOT. GET. IT.

Remember, November 2, 2010. Stay at home to get your free money.

Here's the Butcher's Bill:
Travis Childers
Dina Titus
Carol Shea-Porter
Ann Kuster
Harry Teague
John Hall
Michael Arcuri
Larry Kissell
Earl Pomeroy
Steve Driehaus
Mary Jo Kilroy
Zack Space
Kathy Dahlkemper
Bryan Lentz
Patrick Murphy
Chris Carney
Paul Kanjorski
John Spratt
Stephanie Herseth Sandlin
Roy Herron
Chet Edwards
Ciro Rodriguez
Glenn Nye
Tom Perriello
Denny Heck
Mike Oliviero
Julie Lassa
Steve Kagen
Steve Raby
Ami Bera
Joe Garcia
Trent Van Haaften
Stephene Ann Moore
John Callahan
Jon Hulburd
Jon Hulburd
Stephen Pougnet
Lori Edwards
Ravi Sangisetty
Pat Miles
Tarryl Clark
Tom White
Matthew Zeller
Paula Brooks
Manan Trivedi
Brett Carter
Suzan Delbene
Colleen Hanabusa
Robert Dold
Cedric Richmond
Cedric Richmond (Hat-Tip: Moogie)
Lisa Murkowski
Barbara Boxer
Michael Bennet
Alexi Giannoulias
Robin Carnahan
Paul Hodes
Lee Fisher
Joe Sestak
Harry Reid
Scott McAdams
Kendrick Meek
Charlie Crist
Jack Conway
Patty Murray
Russ Feingold
Richard Blumenthal
Joe Manchin
Chris Coons
Ron Wyden
Kirsten Gillibrand
Mike McMahon
Scott Murphy
Bill Owens
Heath Schuler
Charlie Wilson
Betty Sutton
Kurt Schrader
Mark Critz
Lincoln Davis
Rick Boucher
Gerry Connolly
Rick Larsen
Ann Kirkpatrick
Harry Mitchell
Jerry McNerney
John Salazar
Betsy Markey
Allen Boyd
Alan Grayson
Alan Grayson
Suzanne Kosmas
Jim Marshall
Debbie Halvorson
Bill Foster
Phil Hare
Baron Hill
Leonard Boswell
Frank Kratovil
Gary McDowell
Mark Schauer
Mike Ross
Dennis Cardoza
Christopher Murphy
John Barrow
Melissa Bean
Bruce Braley
Dave Loebsack
John Yarmuth
Chellie Pingree
Tim Walz
Russ Carnahan
Rush Holt
Carolyn McCarthy
Dan Maffei
Bob Etheridge
Mike McIntyre
David Wu
Jason Altmire
Tim Holden
David Cicilline
Jim Matheson
Ron Kind
Bobby Bright
Gabrielle Giffords
Jim Costa
Loretta Sanchez
Ed Perlmutter
Jim Himes
John Carney
Ron Klein
Sanford Bishop, Jr.
Walter Minnick
Joe Donnelly
Ben Chandler
Gary Peters
Ike Skelton
John Adler
Martin Heinrich

Please take the time to comment.

13 comments:

Skunkfeathers said...

Doin' my part to fire any libtard within range of my ballot.

paul mitchell said...

Luckily, it looks like that is going to get easier and easier, too.

Boogie said...

Travis Childers is going down. With any luck, so is Gene Taylor. Blue Dog, my ass...

paul mitchell said...

Gene is the best Democrat in the last 100 years and he sucks.

Just saying.

Skunkfeathers said...

I think the last 'best' Democrat was Zell Miller from GA. Just sayin' as well. Anyone who wanted to go three rounds with Chris Matthews during the '04 Republican Convention is okay in my book.

Moogie P said...

Here's another interesting little tidbit about that charmer Cedric Richmond. Scum of the Earth.

http://theamericanzombie.blogspot.com/2010/08/children-dont-mean-thing-if-you-aint.html

paul mitchell said...

Moogie, I am sending this on to Hawkins and giving him a link to your joint.

Boogie said...

Nah, best Dem in the past 100 years was Sonny Montgomery (still upset I never got to meet him). Ain't another member of the Party of Jackassery worthy of shining Mr. Veteran's combat boots.

paul mitchell said...

Boogie, Gillespie V. was certainly not today's Democrat, but he WAS friends with Bill Minor, campaigned for Jimmy Carter, and voted for Tip O'Neill for Speaker. Oww.

Boogie said...

Ya know, I could've got over everything else, but he was friends with Minor...gah.

Can't all be perfect.

paul mitchell said...

Yeah, I thought that might stick in your craw.

Boogie said...

Along with chapping my hindquarters. Next you'll tell me GV also allowed DonnerK to write his press releases.

paul mitchell said...

Naw, you can read some of his old stuff, it was written by someone that was anti-idiotarian, so that rules Donner K out.

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