We here at this headstone of average have received yet another Blast Fax from Home Office at the "I Hate Everybody Club." Needless to say, I must follow by-laws and publish what I was told to publish, otherwise the H-U-G-E checks shall just quit rolling in.
Not only that, but it was kinda hinted that I would be having a visitor at my house pretty soon if I did not post.
So, here 'tis. These are the links that everyone needs to check out if they are still undecided about for whom to vote. I guess that if you are a Democrat, these links do not do you much good, but it is obvious that you cannot read or write. Please just sit there quietly at home on November the second because President Barry Obama is delivering your NEW and IMPROVED government funding directly to your door. The people that are not home when this money is delivered, WILL. NOT. GET. IT.
Remember, November 2, 2010. Stay at home to get your free money.
Here's the Butcher's Bill:
Mary Jo Kilroy
Stephanie Herseth Sandlin
Trent Van Haaften
Stephene Ann Moore
Cedric Richmond (Hat-Tip: Moogie)
Sanford Bishop, Jr.
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