But, before we get into the post, just go to Google Instant and type in "Obama" and then a space. What do you get? Isn't that just awesome? The President of the United States is the laughing stock of the entire world for being so stupid.
I found this ridiculous Facebook group last week touting the "accomplishments" of President FAILboat. Currently there are 108 of these dubious milestones. I thought that I would make a series of posts addressing each individual line. Bear with me, I have no idea how many posts this shall encompass, I want to be thorough. Imma try to take care of the first ten, tonight. The "accomplishments" will be italicized, the intelligent writing, MINE, will not be.
1. Saved the collapse of the American automotive industry by making GM restructure before bailing them out, and putting incentive money to help the industry
Currently, General Motors and Chrysler, the two United States automobile companies that were bailed out, are in terrible straights. Obviously the poster of this list was unaware that through this whole ordeal, General Motors was forced to FILE BANKRUPTCY. They also cut over twenty-five thousand employees and closed 900 dealerships. I am sure that failure on this scale is considered success for idiots, but in a sane world, giving a company eighty BILLION dollars to go bankrupt would cost some folks their HEADS.
2. Shifted the focus of the war from Iraq to Afghanistan, and putting the emphasis on reducing terrorism where it should have been all along
Obama has done NOTHING on the war on terror other than appoint what he thought would be a moonbat general, Stanley McChrystal, that is no longer even IN the military. Obama's solution? Bring back General David Petraeus, the man placed in charge over there by GEORGE W. BUSH. This was also the dude that came up with the TROOP SURGE, also known as the Patraeus Doctrine, that crushed the resistance in Iraq.
Never mind that, though, let's check with what the Democrats said about him at the time, From Wikipedia:
Democratic Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid of Nevada argued Petraeus' "plan is just more of the same" and "is neither a drawdown or a change in mission that we need." Democratic Representative Robert Wexler of Florida accused Petraeus of "cherry-picking statistics" and "massaging information". Chairman of the House Foreign Affairs Committee Tom Lantos of California called the General and U.S. Ambassador to Iraq Ryan Crocker "Two of our nation's most capable public servants" and said Democrats feel "esteem for their professionalism." He also said that "We can no longer take their assertions on Iraq at face value"; concluding, "We need to get out of Iraq, for that country's sake as well as our own."
Yeppers, Obama is AWESOME on the War against Muslims in the Middle East because he brought back the Bush Plan that Obama threw out the window to begin with.
3. Relaxed Anti-American tensions throughout the world
I guess that Obama forgot that the United States was part of the world, then. Acts of terrorism, of which there were exactly ZERO under the COMPETENT guidance of Bush after the Muslims declared war on September 11, 2001, have exploded since the Smartest President in History was inaugurated. Maybe the poster means that Barry has bowed to every tinpot dictator on the planet? Fuck, that is a stupid line item.
4. Signed order to close the prisoner “torture camp” at Guantanamo Bay
Um, Homer, is the prison camp at Guantanamo closed now? Did I sleep through that stupidity? Let's check, nope, still open for business. I keep forgetting that "Progressives" do not care about successful RESULTS, they just want dumbass, fucktards jawing about what they are going to do. You know, maybe Obama realized that President Bush was doing the right thing keeping those Muslim MONSTERS at Gitmo, because sixty-one of the murderers that were released, REJOINED THE TERRORISM FRONT.
5. Has made the environment a national priority, and a primary source for job creation
Um, Green Jobs are a success? Let's check the stats on that, can we?
- The U.S. can expect 2.2 jobs to be destroyed for every 1 renewable job financed by the government.
- Only 1 in 10 of the jobs actually created through green investment is permanent.
- Since 2000, Spain has spent €571,138 ($753,778) to create each "green job," including subsidies of more than €1 million ($1,319,783) per wind industry job. Those programs resulted in the destruction of nearly 113,000 jobs elsewhere in the economy.
- Each "green" megawatt installed destroyed 5.39 jobs in non-energy sectors of the Spanish economy. The total over-cost--the amount paid over the cost that would result from buying the electricity generated by the renewable power plants at market prices--between 2000 and 2008 amounts to 7,918.54 million Euros ($10 billion).
- The total subsidy spent and committed to these three renewable sources amounts to €28,671 million ($36 billion). Consumer energy costs in Spain would have to be increased 31 percent to repay the debt generated by the green jobs subsidies.
6. Has made education a national priority by putting emphasis and money behind new ideas like charter schools, but speaking directly to school children in telling them they have to do their part.
FIND EDUCATION IN THE CONSTITUTION. Charter schools ARE NEW? And if Obama is such a fan of charter schools, why did he push to kill the DC Voucher System?
7. Won the Nobel Peace Prize
So did Yasser Arafat and Nelson Mandela, two TERRORISTS.
8. $789 billion economic stimulus plan
Yes, and this created ONE job. The Stimulus Czar. There has been no evidence in any metric that the stimulus was effective in anything other than increasing the debt. Of course, normal people knew that to begin with. Also, the Stimulus was almost 900 billion dollars and will wind up costing every man, woman, and child out the ass for as long as they shall live. It did line the pockets of some union bosses, though.
9. Appointment of first Latina to the Supreme Court
Being of Puerto Rican ancestry and having a vagina is important to this WHY? Is this person making this list trying to sound as fucking stupid as Joe FREAKING Biden? Sotomayor is a dumbass, but she's from farners and has a love purse. Yay!
10. Attractive tax write-offs for those who buy hybrid automobiles
This was a way for Obama to give his wealthy moonbat friends some money from the middle class. The cars that were eligible to get this tax incentives were actually on average twelve thousand dollars more than the gasoline models and operating costs are almost five times as much as their comparable gas models. People that wanted a toy for themselves and had the disposable cash bought them and basically received a 7500 bribe from Obama. Does this help the environment or save fuel? Of course not, those that buy those cars, drive SUVs in their real life and drive EVEN MORE because they were absolved from their hideous crimes against Mother Gaia by buying that electric piece of shit.
Folks, do you see what we are up against? These "Progressives" are dangerously stupid and they are actually allowed to vote.
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