Tuesday, October 19, 2010

Wow, I have not posted since Saturday.

I just realized that I am falling behind in my quest to solidify our mediocrity for the rest of humanity. Yes, I look upon this blarx as a sort of Time Capsule of Feh. Most of y'all know that FEH requires constant tinkering, so lemme tinker.

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Anyhoo...

As we plod evermore toward the elections, the Moron Party is getting increasingly desperate to try to keep control of the Congress and drive our country even further into the Democrat designed, taxed, bid, corrupted, kick-backed, and constructed ditch. I am just going to sit here drinking my Slurpee while they do the very same things that they have always done to make people poor. You should certainly do the same. This brings to mind that TAR BABY thingy. (Is that RAAAAACIST? So?)

Remember back in early 2008 when President Fucktarded Stupidass performed that concert on RAAAAACISM? You don't? That was back when Chris Matthews forgot that Barry was black for an hour. Still nothing? Here is my Barry Obama Racism Speech Play-by-Play. You see that happened BEFORE idiots elected one of their own to the highest office in the world, right?

This is the MacApple stock thingy since yesterday and it illustrates perfectly what Democrats have done to our country, the economy, and by default the health of the entire planet. (More on MacApple.)

Since we last checked in on President FAILboat, he has uttered some of the dumbest stuff that he ever has. One of the things that he said that was NOT stupid though was that picking Joe FREAKING Biden as his Vice President was the smartest thing that he has done. This is actually true.

When your administration has done nothing but increasingly stupid things when you have been in control, picking the dumbest Vice President in history pales in comparison. So, by default, that really bad decision becomes your BEST decision.

Dr. Thomas Sowell said it best, "There has probably never before been as drastic a decline in the quality of vice presidents as there has been when Dick Cheney was replaced by Joe Biden."

Since Democrats do not understand history, mathematics, language, philosophy or science, someone needs to help them create a Roadmap to Success. Of course, Democrats are so stupid that they will not heed the advice and will continue to follow the path of stupidity and failure. That is the Chicago Way.

The Chicago Way also includes disenfranchising our military and keeping them from voting. The Chicago Way also includes making sure that prisoners get to register and vote.

Steve Green says that Bernanke is insane.

But, out of all the ridiculously stupid stuff in the news since I last posted, NOTHING can compare to what Cynthia Tucker published in the Atlanta Journal and Constitution. Tucker argues that Barry Obama has tried TOO HARD to work with the Republicans.

Aw, I am just flat out tired of this election and pointing out the mistakes of Obamanomics. Imma go hug a glacier.

PS. Everyone remembers the "And Two Dogs said to The Nation" posts and have repeatedly asked about The Nation. He is doing good, but Obamanomics is killing the banking industry and The Nations wallet. The Nation, an absolutely non-political guy if one ever lived, told me this morning that he thought Barry Obama was the dumbest person that he had ever seen that was not working in the fast food service industry at a piece of machinery that boiled grease. I told The Nation to quit insulting fry cooks.

Please take the time to comment.

11 comments:

Andy said...

I might be able to take issue with Dr. Sowell for the first time in my life.

Even though the chasm between Cheney and Slow Joe is deep and wide...

I saw the Veep swing from Humphrey to Spiro Agnew. In that case there was an enormous "integrity gap." I know that said gap exists between Dick & Joe...but that was a pretty big one.

And, I saw the Veep swing from Quayle to Gore. There was an enormous "intelligence, integrity, sanity, and sexuality" gap there, too.

Looking at Dick & Joe, I'm pretty sure there is not much sexuality gap. I mean, Slow Joe does seem to like the ladies. So, he pulls even with Dick in one out of four, unlike Quayle v. Gore.

So, I'm gonna say the most drastic decline we've ever had was when Prince Albert, Jr. took office.

But, The Goracle only wins by a nose.

Anonymous said...

I agree with Andy...I can't believe Sowell wrote that.

Dick Cheney is high quality???

Simple question how many VIETNAM deferments did this HAWK get?????????? Oh but he is not a p---- right??? Coward???? Chickenshit?????

Oh but Dick is so tough right (oooh he is such a hawk, he said FU on the Senate floor what tough guy), but not tough enough to go to Vietnam right?

Sowell just lost quite a few points in my book....very sad really, he appears to becoming completely ideological.

Roderick

Andy said...

Roderick, I am really glad that I commented, as it gave ground to ridicule Cheney. I hate the bastard. Really, I do. But, Dead-eye Dick Cheney is tough. I mean, could you be so tough as to shoot a good friend in the face, and force him to publicly forgive you?

I think not.

But you're right. The real tough guys went on to 'nam. Real men like John Kerry.

Heck, even Prince Albert Jr. went over there, totin' his Big Chief tablet, and Brownie.

Cheney is obviously a pussy. I mean, even Erich Segal passed him and Lynne over in favor of The Goracle & Tipper...I mean, that was TRUE LOVE that would last forever, even when Jennifer Cavilleri died young...just like Tipper did.

paul mitchell said...

Dick Cheney was the best Vice President in my lifetime and no one else has come close. If you do not believe me, check it.

Hubert Humphrey, Spiro Agnew, Gerald Ford, Nelson Rockefeller, Walter Mondale, George HW Bush, Dan Quayle, who was the second best, then Al Gore, and Dick. I think that we can all agree that Joe FREAKING Biden is by far the dumbest in my lifetime.

Cheney got deferments because they were easy to get if you were in college. Bill Clinton actually LIED to get his deferments, you know?

Andy said...

Well see...I've got a few years on you, TD.

The BEST Vice President of my lifetime was Lyndon Johnson. I mean, there is no way that Al Grover can top Landslide Lyndon in incompetence.

Hell, he didn't even go to 'nam...except dressed up like a dang goof...with plenty of security around him.

And, that's saying something about a VP if he can't top Albert Jr. in incompetence.

I really think the best VP of my lifetime was the First Al Gore. I mean, the one we had before alien demonic beings possessed him, causing him to become deranged, incoherent, and to reproduce millions of AGW chirrens, all the while stacking up bazillions personally...probably gonna use the funds to back an invasion by the Romulans.

But, I liked him back in the Love Story days...I mean, back before Tipper had died young, just like Ali McGraw did.

Anonymous said...

Paul,

I have no problem with the deferments, or those running off to Canada to avoid the war, the problem I have are the guys who avoided war then twenty years later becoming "HAWKs." Ie...tough guys, or should I say unproven tough guys.

That is my problem with Dick(head) Cheney, not that he tried so hard to avoid war but that he then became a war first kind of guy. Oh I don't want to die for my country but I'll easily send someone else to do so...that is too much to handle. If you dodged the war, don't play like your a tough guy later in life.

By the way I would have taken as many deferments (I don't discount any man's rational fear of war) as I could get, but here is the difference...I would NOT later in life become a "hawk" especially after I did so much to avoid war in the first place when my "turn" came.

What about Nixon? Or Harry Truman?? Are you putting Dick(head) Cheney above Truman??

Roderick

paul mitchell said...

Roderick, Nixon and Truman were not in my lifetime. I was born in 1964 when we had no VP.

I do believe that you misinterpret Cheney's willingness to go to war with Iraq and later Afghanistan and then Iraq again. There is no thinking person on the planet that disagrees with those actions. NONE.

By the way, I am not ex-military either, but I tried to enlist. My hearing kept me from becoming the most efficient and terrifying killing machine in history.

Andy said...

Yeah, Roderick...even as old as I am, Nixon and Truman left those offices before I hit the ground.

Oh wait...I'm wrong. Nixon was Veep when I was but an infant...so I'm wrong. I hold nothing against Nixon for his service as VP...only all the crap he laid on us in the top job. I doubt that we will ever recover from affirmative action, and a bunch of other junk he promoted.

Since we're talking VP's here...my favorite of all time was Truman...just nosing out Schuyler Colfax. Now, those were some MEN!

paul mitchell said...

Roderick, Nixon and Truman were not in my lifetime. I was born in 1964 when we had no VP.

I do believe that you misinterpret Cheney's willingness to go to war with Iraq and later Afghanistan and then Iraq again. There is no thinking person on the planet that disagrees with those actions. NONE.

By the way, I am not ex-military either, but I tried to enlist. My hearing kept me from becoming the most efficient and terrifying killing machine in history.

Andy said...

Well see...I've got a few years on you, TD.

The BEST Vice President of my lifetime was Lyndon Johnson. I mean, there is no way that Al Grover can top Landslide Lyndon in incompetence.

Hell, he didn't even go to 'nam...except dressed up like a dang goof...with plenty of security around him.

And, that's saying something about a VP if he can't top Albert Jr. in incompetence.

I really think the best VP of my lifetime was the First Al Gore. I mean, the one we had before alien demonic beings possessed him, causing him to become deranged, incoherent, and to reproduce millions of AGW chirrens, all the while stacking up bazillions personally...probably gonna use the funds to back an invasion by the Romulans.

But, I liked him back in the Love Story days...I mean, back before Tipper had died young, just like Ali McGraw did.

Andy said...

Roderick, I am really glad that I commented, as it gave ground to ridicule Cheney. I hate the bastard. Really, I do. But, Dead-eye Dick Cheney is tough. I mean, could you be so tough as to shoot a good friend in the face, and force him to publicly forgive you?

I think not.

But you're right. The real tough guys went on to 'nam. Real men like John Kerry.

Heck, even Prince Albert Jr. went over there, totin' his Big Chief tablet, and Brownie.

Cheney is obviously a pussy. I mean, even Erich Segal passed him and Lynne over in favor of The Goracle & Tipper...I mean, that was TRUE LOVE that would last forever, even when Jennifer Cavilleri died young...just like Tipper did.

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