Since this little footbaw blarq is the main source for everything College Gameday, we try to announce within plenty of time where those MORONS from The Four Letter are going to be. You know, so you can flee the area. We make these calls because those College Gameday dudes know about as much about college footbaw as a box of dog turds. They (the Four Letter's guys, not dog turds) can rarely be found in areas where there are good games, unless they traipse over to SEC games in the early part of the season.
All that said, the College Gameday Dumbass Bus is pulling into Columbia, Missouri for a game betwix the Sooners of Oklahoma and the Missoulas or something of Columbia University or whatever the school is called that Okies are playing. I am pretty certain that the school from Mizzou is actually in a conference, but since I know they are not in the SEC or the Big 12 South, I do not think that the Mizzourians can play for the Nobel Championship. I could be wrong on that, though, since the NCAA actually lets Boise State and Utah play on networks with real college footbaw teams. Personally, I think that those lesser schools should be forced to play on Tuesday like the PAC-10 is.
Dude, what Homer REALLY needs is a MoM College Gameday jersey. And what Goldmember really needs is to stay the fuck indoors. And away from the Japanese tanning parlor, too.
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