If you have been directed here to find where The Four Letter's Vapid Wasteland of College Footbaw FAIL is being held today, they have yet again opted to stay away from sports today and have headed up to Columbus, Ohio to observe tOSU play JoePa. It's like they do not want to go to a single game that matters!!! Next week I bet they head to a PAC-10 game or WORSE! (Not that there's anything worse than a PAC-10 game, other than maybe having to watch Boise State.)
SCOREBOARD MOVED TO NOVEMBER 20, 2010.
We have a full slate of games today, so let's get to it.
At 12:00, we have Kneegrow Bears at Rocky Top for the "Battle of the Bottom." The winner gets to take home twelve pounds of turds in a four pound sack. Klansingtonville is getting two points and the O/U is 55 at the majority of the books, but I actually saw one line at The Klan -2, O/U 56. In other words, this is a pick 'em. Take The Klan and the over.
Vandy at UK. Holy shit, that makes sixty-four home games this year for the Cats. UK is giving 15.5 and the O/U is 55. Does it seem that there is not too much focus on DEFENSE anymore? Burr Bryant has GOT to be rolling over in his grave. Vandy and the over.
The East Dawgs at The Barn. UGA is plus nine and the O/U is 63. I really think that this might be a good game since UGA and Bammer traded teams, but still, let's go with The Barn and the OVER.
The UTEP Miners at Razorhawgs. The 'Hawgs are giving thirty and the O/U is around sixty. I really do not know that much about UTEP, but let's go 'Hawgs and the OVER.
Monroe at Geaux Tigers. Le Smiles has got the Geaux Tigers back in the mix despite all of the fans saying that the Tigers suck. Bizarre. Geaux Tigers are minus thirty-three and the O/U is 46.5. That is funny. Let's pick Le Smiles and the over. I don't look for La-Mon Whorehawks to score much.
'Cocks at Da Gates. I honestly thought that this would be a Pick 'Em, too, but it is late in the year and 'Cocks seem to come out limp as the year wears on. Gates are favored by almost six points and the O/U is 51.5. Let's go Gates and the under.
We Suck at Bammeroids. Bammer -13 and O/U is 46.5. Last week I was thinking that We Suck had a shot at this one, but Le Smiles and his Tigers kinda screwed that up, now I am not so sure. No, Bammer is not as good as they were last year, and yes, We Suck is certainly better, but can The Sabear lose two in a row? Since I am getting thirteen, Imma say We Suck and the OVER. Dammit.
We be CROOMIN'!!!
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