No, seriously, I had to keep going back to the Moron Four Letter to keep checking to see if I was right. There is just no way that College Gameday can be in Chicago for the Illinois v. Northwestern game. Even those MORONS are not that freaking stupid. Nope, they are. Illinois is 5-5 and Northwestern is 7-3 and they are both in the Big 10(11)(12). No seriously, I am not kidding. That is where College Gameday is today.
COLLEGE GAMEDAY SUCKS!!! By the way, look for a HUGE shocker in the game breakdowns below. A HUGE SHOCKER!!!
SCOREBOARD MOVED TO NOVEMBER 27, 2010.
WAIT! Do we have three teams with BYES this week? Well, I see that the NUMBER ONE The Barn is off this weekend (will they fall out of the Top Ten for not playing?), UGA is off this weekend, and UK is sitting at home getting ready for their final game with Rocky Top that (Thank you, Lord) is AWAY!!!
At 12:21, Troy and his bitchin' Trans-Camaro rolls into Columbia to face the 'Cocks. In case you were unaware, Troy lurves the 'Cocks. USC is laying 22.5 with the O/U at 57.5. Look for the 'Cocks to mushroom tattoo Troy and achieve the OVER.
At 12:30, we have App State at Da Gates. Since Flarda is not a Big 10(11)(12) team, look for this game to be unexciting. The line is Flarda -24, O/U is somewhere around 64.5. Flarda and the OVER.
The 3:30 game pits African American Bears at Geaux Tigers. This game in a normal year would almost be a pick-em, but the Klan sucks so hard and so fast this year that Geaux Tigers are favored by 15 with the O/U at 51. LSU has to know that this game is really important even though Klansingtonville is DEAD LAST in the West and is the only team in the West that is yet to become bowl eligible. They must win out to get there, too. But, look for the Tigers to roll to an easy win and make the OVER.
At 7:00, Razorhawgs at Starkvegas. This is the best game in the country this week. There is your shocker. The 13th ranked Hawgs and the 21st ranked We Suckers are playing the best game of the week. I never thought that I would write that in my lifetime. I was wrong. Hawgs are minus 3.5 and the O/U is 52. State has three games this year over 52 points and all were out of conference patsys. Let's go We Suck and the UNDER. (Another shocker, I picked We Suck to win. I think that is five times that I have done that IN MY LIFETIME.)
Rocky Top at Vandy. The Orange is favored by 8.5 or 9 and the O/U is 49.5. Let's just say, Rocky Top and the OVER and be done with it.
Final game is Bammeroids v. Georgia State. Pick Bammer to win 63-7, this is my LOCK OF THE WEEK. Bet the entire farm, steal your neighbor's farm, wife, and tractor and pick Bammer to win 63-7. You'll thank me later.
And CROOM!!! (Yes, if Sylvester Croom was still the corch at We Suck, there would not be so much cheating talk going on. Corch Croom was the MAN.)
UPDATE: Would y'all believe that the MoM Jersey Store has sold out of The Barn, The 'Cocks, and Razorhawgs jerseys? Dude, that is crazy, THOSE THREE TEAMS?!?!?! I am headed down to the store now to add some new stuff. You should go buy that crap up, too.
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