Friday, November 19, 2010

Jokes from the MiL - Part 1

I do believe that this shall be a regular topic, MiL sends them daily. Enjoy.

HOW MOSES GOT THE 10 COMMANDMENTS

God went to the Muslims and said, "I have Commandments for you that will make your lives better."

The Muslims asked, "What are Commandments?"

And the Lord said, "They are rules for living."

"Can you give us an example?"

"Thou shall not kill."

"Not kill? We're not interested."

So He went to the Blacks and said, "I have Commandments."

The Blacks wanted an example, and the Lord said, "Honor thy Father and Mother."

"Father? We don't know who our fathers are. We're not interested."

Then He went to the Mexicans and said, "I have Commandments."

The Mexicans also wanted an example, and the Lord said "Thou shall not steal."

"Not steal? We're not interested."

Then He went to the French and said, "I have Commandments."

The French too wanted an example and the Lord said, "Thou shall not commit adultery."

"Sacre bleu!!! Not commit adultery? We're not interested."

Finally, He went to the Jews and said,, "I have Commandments."

"Commandments?" They said, "How much are they?"

"They're free."

"We'll take 10."

There, that should offend just about everybody.

Please take the time to comment.

6 comments:

Disgruntled said...

Not offended, not embarrassed. A nice chuckle.

Thanks.

Now I feel all racist and shit. :)

paul mitchell said...

If you feel racist, that is good for the "Progressives." Quit it.

Andy said...

HA!!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

TD, I just now got around to the comprutuh...been busy. Man, I wish I'd have read this one before I went to work this morning!

Lisa said...

That's freakin' hilarious.

paul mitchell said...

Andy, there is little doubt that you are a racist, sir.

Lisa, you too. But, ma'am.

paul mitchell said...

Andy, there is little doubt that you are a racist, sir.

Lisa, you too. But, ma'am.

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