Tuesday, November 30, 2010

Sarah Palin NUDE - And?

There was a conversation raging just this morning about the leaked photos of Sarah Palin NUDE. Yeah, I had to go a-checking on it, too. Because that is the kind of SOB that I am.

What I found is that there are only 1.1 million hits for Teh Google Search. That does lead me to believe that Teh Google is restricting that, because what red-blooded male doesn't want to see her in all of her glory? I am sure that I am going to get called a blasphemer by some, but que sera.

Just so you know, there are only 568k SERPs for "Michelle Obama nude" and I blame RAAAAACISM!!! That and the fact that Michelle Obama is as ugly as a mud fence. We know of one blogger that ranks for "Helen Thomas NUDE," too. That is just SICK SICK SICK. (just so you know, I just checked that Search and guess who is number two? I blame Andy for that, too.

This photo is the only one that I can find that is not 'Shopped and it is definitely not Sarah Palin. Governor Palin's "hands" are larger than that.

Anyhoo, I downloaded every photo that I could find of Sarah Palin that I liked and then cropped them into a slideshow on Picasa. Click the image below to watch the slideshow. Yes, it is TOTALLY safe for work.

Sarah Palin




Now, why are the national media, along with the Idiot Democrat Party, PLUS! the Republican Old Guard, trying to utterly destroy Sarah Palin? Because they have to. She represents everything AMERICAN that is good, just, and fair. They simply must kill her off or continue to suffer sheer and utter defeat. They have to turn her into the "NEW Dan Quayle." Yes, the media and the Democrat Party DID destroy Dan Quayle, a good, honest, intelligent man that was destined for success.

Dan Quayle is now synonymous with "MORON" because he was young, energetic, handsome, and exceedingly intelligent. AND REPUBLICAN.

Make no mistake, Sarah Palin is all of the above. I cannot imagine that anyone would even stoop to attempt to brand Sarah Palin as a dunce when we currently have a man in the White House that is barely one step above drooling wetbrain intelligence level. Holy Shit!!! His number one success is picking Joe FREAKING Biden as his Vice President. He admitted that, too!

Plus, if you want idiocy on video, just do a cursory search of all the gaffes that President Obama has made in his short political career, I guarantee that you can find seventy hours of it, too.

Here's what I have on the Sarah Palin issue. She is one person, but she is the most prominent face in the Republican Party right now. Do I believe everything that she is promoting? Mostly. Do I believe that those thoughts originated with her? Of course not, but does that make her any less effective? By comparison, have you heard a single COGENT thought from Barry Obama, much less an original one?

Again, it is exceedingly hard to argue that our current President is NOT retarded. It is obvious that there has never been a President of the United States that was as stupid as Barry Obama. There is no way to debate that. For someone to argue that Sarah Palin is dumb, without the comparison to Barry Obama's OVERT stupidity, is not only dishonest, but is proof positive of political bias FOR the far left.

Would you like just one example of how stupid President Barry is? Okay, he just froze federal employee wages. That was done AFTER he allowed those wages to EXPLODE to the highest levels ever. What he in effect has done was jack up those non-producing salaries to the highest point in history, froze them at that point, now, when he resigns before June of 2011, the person that replaces him cannot lower those wages to a more responsible level. His act was SHEER MADNESS and UTTERLY STUPID.

Oh, but Sarah Palin is NUDE.

Please take the time to comment.

28 comments:

Skunkfeathers said...

Actually, I saw the pic of Helen Thomas nude; it was so ghastly, someone photoshopped the head of an ape over hers, to ease the pain.

Skunkfeathers said...

Apes are still rioting over it, but eh...we all know libtards like to monkey around...

paul mitchell said...

It is impossible to NOT think about Helen Thomas nude, now.

Thanks.

Andy said...

TD, as you probably know, I am not a big Sarah Palin fan. I really do not want her to run for President, but should she get the nomination, I'd vote for her in a heartbeat...no reservations whatsoever.

Dude, I still get hits daily on "Helen Thomas Nude." Not as many as when she was still hot, though. Now that she's aged a little, the interest is less and less. I'm running #5 on The Gooble at this present moment. I'm iz proud!

Regardless, good post. Sarah is not my first choice. But, I am certainly reminded daily of who the left most fears. And, it ain't Mitt, or Huck, or Pence, or Christie, or even Newt. It's the one with the killer gams.

paul mitchell said...

Andy, I am like you in a way, what the country needs is someone that can marshal all the smart folks together to reduce the size of government and get folks off the government dole.

Personally, I do not NEED a leader, I NEED to keep the money that I earn and not have to worry about having to shoot illegal Mexicans and those crazy-ass Muslims. That is what I need my government to do.

Andy said...

Well-wrote, TD.

Moogie P said...

I seriously wish Palin would replace Michael Steele. She could do some rallying and fundraising (I'm not even a Republican -- Independent -- and I'd like to see her succeed at that!)

I agree with you on the Quayle-ization of Palin to the degree that I think she's already been rendered unelectable. And we don't want someone who is pre-unelectable to get the nomination.

You'll have to excuse me now -- I need to go get lobotomized to get the Helen Thomas image out of my head. And I'm a chick!

marc in calgary said...

"made me look" ...

paul mitchell said...

Moogie, she'll be vilified as GOP Chair, too. The media has made her toxic, and we have allowed that to happen. She's Quayled, already.

Marc, you and about eight thousand other folks, too.

Armored Saint said...

Can you do that to one of my pics? Would make Tom happy ;)

paul mitchell said...

Do what to a pic? Girl, you are cute as a button and you know it. Tom is a lucky dude.

Basil said...

Dude...
What's with the naked pic of Julia Louis-Dreyfus? I didn't know you were into that.

Andy said...

Basil, I forgot to mention that. But, that is EXACTLY who the chick reminded me of.

paul mitchell said...

Basil, you taught me well on this stuff.

I actually saw that photo a hundred years ago when they were claiming it was Julia. We know now that it is Sarah Palin.

Full Metal Patriot said...

I get a chuckle every time some 'tard on the Left goes apoplectic at the mention of Sarah Palin. You're exactly right that they're doing their damndest to make her the new Quayle. Tina Fay is at the vanguard of that movement, and these newest Photoshopped images are just another desperate ploy.

Liberals are terrified that Palin might run in 2012 because they know she stands a chance of beating their messiah, and how bad it would look if such an "idiot" could defeat Captain Hopenchange.

The more they scream about her, the more it shows their anxiety. "If you're not catching flak, you're not over the target."

paul mitchell said...

Full Metal Patriot, I can never wrap my head around why the Left simply has to destroy people. I am afraid that Sarah has already peaked and is on the decline from all the liberal media bashing of her. I shall never forgive The McCainiac either for not defending her to the core.

Sarah Palin is a girl, it is our responsibility to defend our women.

Armored Saint said...

The feminazis are desperate for new targets now that some tv dance competition has ended and they can't hate on Bristol Palin anymore. Have seen them hate on Trig without mercy. And they wonder why we don't take them seriously...

paul mitchell said...

Yeah, I have seen it, but let one person say that Sasha and Mahlia are not the most beautiful and smartest kids ever, and those same folks go batshit crazy.

Andy said...

Sasha & Mahlia ARE the most beautiful, and smartest kids ever.

Anyone who thinks otherwise is a RAAAAAAAAAAACIST!

Hell, everybody knows that all right-thinking parents look at their own kids and realize just how bad they suck...because they're not Sasha & Mahlia. Heck, the only kids I've even seen come close to them were Amy Carter, and Chelsea Clinton.

But, they were 100% white...so, they didn't quite stack up.

William Teach said...

Interestingly, that photo is actually supposed to be Julia Louis-Dreyfus.

paul mitchell said...

Oh, close enough for humor blogging!

Phil said...

Some Linkage http://yankeephil.blogspot.com/2010/12/rule-5-shameless-plugging.html

paul mitchell said...

Thanks much, Yankee Phil.

Wabano said...

Horror of horror, The left's poster girl,
Helen Thomas, almost nude:
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=64108&l=fe0847e7e8&id=100001918757457

paul mitchell said...

Great Wabano, I'll never be able to sleep again thinking of Helen Thomas in the "Take On Me" video.

Andy said...

Not bad Wabano...not bad at all. TD, I'm still getting hits on that. The old nag is out to pasture, and still demented souls search.

Andy said...

Not bad Wabano...not bad at all. TD, I'm still getting hits on that. The old nag is out to pasture, and still demented souls search.

Moogie P said...

I seriously wish Palin would replace Michael Steele. She could do some rallying and fundraising (I'm not even a Republican -- Independent -- and I'd like to see her succeed at that!)

I agree with you on the Quayle-ization of Palin to the degree that I think she's already been rendered unelectable. And we don't want someone who is pre-unelectable to get the nomination.

You'll have to excuse me now -- I need to go get lobotomized to get the Helen Thomas image out of my head. And I'm a chick!

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