Saturday, December 04, 2010

Jokes from the MiL - Part III

Continuing our ongoing series of Jokes from the Mother in Law...
Three men - a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden, and a biker are all walking together one day. They come across a lantern and a genie pops out of it.

"I will give each of you one wish, which is three wishes in total." says the genie.

The Canadian says, "I am a farmer and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada."

POOF! With the blink of the genie's eye, the land in Canada was forever fertile for farming.

Osama was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around Afghanistan, Palestine, Iraq, and Iran so that no infidels, Americans or Canadians can come into our precious land."

POOF! Again, with the blink of the genie's eye, there was a huge wall around those countries.

The biker says, "I am very curious. Please tell me more about this wall."

The genie explains, "Well, it's about 5,000 feet high, 500 feet thick and completely surrounds the countries. Nothing can get in or out; it's virtually impenetrable."

The Biker sits down on his Harley, cracks a beer, lights a cigar, smiles and says, "Fill it with water."

Please take the time to comment.

10 comments:

marc in calgary said...

This joke pleases me.

paul mitchell said...

The MiL brings the funny daily. She'll be here for the rest of her natural life!!!

Moogie P said...

Oh, my. I do believe I'd like to sit down with the MiL and have a cup of coffee. Or some other beverage.

paul mitchell said...

Moogie, the best part about the MiL is not her jokes, it is the fact that she can carry a conversation all by her lonesome. She is a card.

marc in calgary said...

If all the normal MiL jokes don't apply to her, then you're truly a lucky man Paul... that her jokes can be told in mixed company (men and women, not Republicans and Democrats) is just icing on the cake.

paul mitchell said...

She is a tough old girl. I like her much. But her daughter, I'm just not so sure, she seems somewhat...um...unstable. But, then again, she is a SHE.

paul mitchell said...

Moogie, the best part about the MiL is not her jokes, it is the fact that she can carry a conversation all by her lonesome. She is a card.

paul mitchell said...

She is a tough old girl. I like her much. But her daughter, I'm just not so sure, she seems somewhat...um...unstable. But, then again, she is a SHE.

marc in calgary said...

If all the normal MiL jokes don't apply to her, then you're truly a lucky man Paul... that her jokes can be told in mixed company (men and women, not Republicans and Democrats) is just icing on the cake.

Moogie P said...

Oh, my. I do believe I'd like to sit down with the MiL and have a cup of coffee. Or some other beverage.

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