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Yeah, I just got nothing today. All the news is the very, very same. Nothing is any different since Barry Obama took control. There is NO GOOD NEWS AT ALL.
I am at an utter loss as to how to keep posting about the failures coming out of DC. There has been very little to cheer about lately, other than the Supremes shooting down Chicago's "Kill the Darkies" gun control legislation. Hopefully, since the Supremes actually bucked up and read the Second Amendment, they shall read the others while they are at it and strike down 100% of the idiotic stuff coming from the Democrat Congress.
Since starting the coding thingy with my business site and learning exactly how much I do not know, I have been reading, doing, studying, and compiling. I started a little blog project last night where I am going to walk my way through this tech thingy and develop a Wordpress blog from scratch. Having never worked with any blogging platform other than the MOSTEST AWESOMEIST PLATFORM, BLOGGER!, there shall be a huge learning curve. If'n you want to join and watch the trainwreck in slow motion, e-mail me because I am not going to publish it in the open. That would be just too damned embarrassing because I know a bunch of folks that are good at that kinda thingy and they shall make fun of me.
Remember, I am terribly thin-skinned, just like President Moobstatue McMoleface.
This day has been utterly bizarre on MoM. Today was our highest traffic day since the launch in February in 2005. This traffic thing has just got me flummoxed.
On to the dumpy thing.
Tesla Motor Company has decided to cash in on the availability of GUMMINT funds to buy hideously overpriced electric cars. They are going public. If you buy this stock, just understand that your tax money is going to come back to you in dividends.
With President Bumbler McLiebiscuit stating that he and Ben Bernanke agree that the economy is in FULL-BLOWN recovery, we need to seriously dispatch the padded truck to where both of them STAY AT. They are dangerous to themselves and the population at large.
Sidebar: While I am certain that there simply must be a road repair project happening in an area that actually needs road repair and where the road is actually used for WORK TRAFFIC. BUT, I have never seen one.
And last but certainly NOT least, September is coming because uSCCC quarterback tryouts are on right now. See the photo to the left. One of those dudes is Cody Kessler from Bakersfield, Cali. I am not sure what that maneuver is called, but all of the guys that play in the PAC-10 do it all the time to one another.
Since May 16, 2010, I have been running a traffic experiment that was not too thought out, but the opportunity arose and I jumped on it.
Based on renewed traffic stats pulling only from the ever increasing traffic coming from NUDE, we have pulled 203,040 hits in the last 32 days when I reset the study.
That is a little over 2.4 MILLION hits that we would have gotten in a twelve month span if I did the very same thing each day.
The bad news? Visit time is down to 1:03.
Good Lord.
UPDATE: With eleven days left in this range of counting, we just blew by last month's volume.
Since we have topped out Teh Google as your One-Stop Shop for Larissa Riquelme nude, we decided that you expect quality, too. There are some truly NEKKID photos linked here. Spam free, too! As always, we ONLY wear white hats. <--this is a reference to old cowboy movies, not to the death of Robert Byrd (Dumbass-WV).
Lo and behold, in the tip line inbox this morning, we found some more photos of our little Paraguayan soccer queen. Check out "Profiles in Courage" from Deadspin.
Two Dogs: First let me apologize for forcing you to wear that twelve pack box over your head...um...Mr? Mizz? Kagan? I had to drink it first to stomach questioning someone with your physical...um...attributes. I just have a coupla' three questions.
Number one, do you think that it is okay to kill a ten year old child and where do you find that in The Constitution? If not, at what age is it okay to kill children because you have said on numerous occasions that it was legal?
Kagan: Um...
Two Dogs: Please shut up while I am asking my questions, I am going to ask them and get the Hell outta here and read your idiotic answers on the transcript. It is inhumane to make us sit in the room with you. If you are through interrupting, may I continue?
Kagan: Wh....
Two Dogs: Did I not just tell you to shut up? Can you not follow directions at all?
Kagan: Sir,...
Two Dogs: Good Lord, Ugly Betty, please zip the cakehole.
Kagan:.....
Two Dogs: Thank you for shutting your yapper.
Now, number two, does the Constitution say that our right to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed? And when it says that, does that mean that people have the right to keep and bear arms or were the Framers of the Constitution just bullshitting us?
Number three, is it possible that the electorate of the United States could elect someone as stupid as Barry Obama in the future? Would you support a Constitutional amendment that demands our president not be a retarded imbecile like Obama plainly is? And how long do you think that it shall be before he winds up in jail?
Will someone gimme a holler when the transcript is available? Just so you know, I vote to NOT confirm, this person is so under-qualified to be a fry cook at McDonald's, it is overwhelming.
Please understand that the almighty federal government cannot EXTEND gun rights at all. Since the Constitution states plainly that everyone can have a firearm, then the ONLY thing that the federal government can do is RESTRICT firearm ownership contrary to what is affirmed in our Constitution. Do you want a Bradley Fighting Vehicle? Ownership is guaranteed by Number Two.
Face it, folks, the reason that Democrats want to take away all of your weapons is because you might kill a Democrat voter when they are trying to steal your car or break into your home or business. What would happen to the Democrat Party if all of the criminals got dead all of the sudden? Who would there be left to vote for Democrats?
Oh, and I am going to be hawking some products on this page, if you like my blog, you should spend the kid's college money buying this stuff so I can eat and buy Bloody Marys.
We see it daily, now. Barry Obama speaks and everyone pauses to go, "WTF is he saying?" We were constantly told that this was supposed to be the smartest guy to ever be elected president, even though we sat around and kept thinking that we were missing the obviously smart part of what he was saying.
We saw his pastor of twenty years screeching about the evilness of whitey and how great Castro was. We heard about his grandfather's, his grandmother's, his father's, and his mother's loving embrace of Communism. We read about Barry's own love affair with Communism in college, his over the top drug usage, his criminal past, his racist tendencies, his struggles to get through college with barely passing grades, the list is endless.
Now, I do not know about you, but I have been watching this guy for at least three years before he went against his statement that he did not have the experience to be president, AND RAN FOR PRESIDENT.
Yet, still to this day, there exist a few really stupid people that think Barry is doing a good job. Let's ignore the fact that the economic failure is accelerating, that unemployment is higher now than since Jimmuh Cartuh shit the economy in the toilet, housing foreclosures are increasingly exponentially, and just about every decision that Barry makes is the EXACT opposite of what needs to be done.
He is still the smartest president we have ever had. Let's accept that premise and agree that a SMART president is not what we need anymore. We need someone that is the exact opposite of smart if Barry is the standard for the description. We need the dumbest, most inbred, junior high dropout that we can find.
And there were a bunch of folks that went batshit crazy over what they called Bush's Katrina failure. Since Bush could not actually control the weather, let's let him off the hook for actually CAUSING that disaster that did not hit New Orleans.
But, Barry Obama's disaster is the explosion of Deepwater Horizon and the subsequent damage to the Gulf of Mexico. I really do not think that Barry set any charges that caused the explosions, which is more than the "I Hate Bush" crowds said about the Muslim attacks on September 11, 2001. No, Barry did not set those charges because he is what is known as SMART in liberal circles, this means that he cannot even light his own cigarette without falling out of a moving vehicle in the process.
But, since Barry is so Mensa-smart, one has to wonder why Mr. Smartie Stupendous Super-Dooper Dude never appointed an inspector general for the Interior Department whose job it is to stop these rig problems. In fact Barry moved the dude that was doing that to a position to police stimulus money (Google: Earl Devaney), then Barry gave Deepwater Horizon a safety award last year for SMART work, went on to allow the Minerals Management Service to give Deepwater Horizon exemptions for their inspections, he allowed BP to drill without any kind of permitting in February of THIS YEAR and sat idly by like a really SMART knot on a log after the rig exploded UNTIL THIS DAY AND BEYOND.
Barry has known since February 13, 2010, shortly after drilling STARTED, that something was bad wrong with the well, yet since BP paid him so much in campaign money, Obama just let stuff continue.
But, hey, let's boycott BP!!!
When someone takes a good look at the rig explosion that has caused eleven deaths so far, plus untold damage to the Gulf, there is ONLY ONE person to blame for this overwhelming failure and he is the smartest president we have ever had.
Barry is just like Al Gore, he is simply TOO SMART to be president, he should resign and let Joe FREAKING Biden take over because, "Nobody messes with Joe."
In case you were wondering what I see as the future of news aggregate-or stuff, it is somewhat like examiner.com. They are not quite there yet, in my opinion, but it is coming closer to what I want and need. CITIZEN JOURNALISTS UNITE! Yeah, you can sign up to cover your area, too. I signed up for "The Milky Way Galaxy." Y'all will have to handle the rest, mmmmakay?
The pending "Oilcane" disaster. Please keep in mind that the very reason for the Deepwater Horizon calamity is because Barry Obama took BRIBES from BP.
George Will explains why paying unemployment benefits is freaking stupid. He must read my blog for his material. Good thing that I wrote that yesterday and Right Girl shared it on Teh Google Reader, otherwise George Will would have been stammering around for something to say this morning and boring us with what he describes as "baseball talk." Speaking of which, is there more boring way to talk about baseball? I mean, baseball is one of the two interesting sports and Will makes it sound like a vuvuzela.
At one time, I had a friend of mine designing a website for me. But, I ran out of money to do that. I had to take it on myself. Being marginally literate in html, but very stupid with CSS, the learning curve is not so smooth. I had heard many developers talk about how hard that Internet Explorer sucked. I really never had too many problems with IE, UNTIL I tried designing for it.
Here is the screengrab from Chrome. Perfect.
Here is the screengrab for Firefox. Perfect.
Here is the screengrab from Internet Explorer 7. Screwed.
Internet Explorer even removed the gif from the header. WTF? I'll get there, but seriously, who the Hell uses IE? Oh yeah, only 38.7% of the folks that visit this little blarx. Dammit.
I always rail on the liberal/progressive mindset for one reason and one reason only, THEY ARE WRONG. When someone ignores history, mathematics, science, economics, language, human behavior, and all other factual information, they cannot arrive at any other end result. Liberals/progressives are wrong at all times because they refuse to accept REALITY. The even dumber part is that they refer to themselves as "The Reality-Based Community." Nothing could be further from the truth.
Why is paying unemployment benefits a BAD idea? Because you are paying people NOT to work. This is a very, very simple thing to understand, too. But liberals/progressives will tell you that you are heartless and cruel because you do not want to pay people to sit around doing nothing. Does the idea of giving people unemployment benefits even sound logical to you? Offering unemployment benefits is exactly PAYING PEOPLE TO NOT WORK.
Do not fall for that "heartless and cruel" crap and tell folks that paying someone to NOT work is stupid, because it IS.
Also, liberals/progressives think that government jobs are GOOD. Do you realize that government produces NOTHING so any money paid to a government employee must be taken FROM the economy? To increase the size of government BY ONE JOB reduces the TRUE economy by one whole personal income. To help illustrate this, I use one person as a metric because it helps liberals/progressives "FEEL" the example.
If the government hires Billy Earl to cut grass on the side of the road, they then remove the income of Frank Pete, that works at the beer factory, from the economy. Billy Earl makes five hundred a week, Frank Pete makes five hundred a week. In order to pay Billy Earl, you must TAX Frank Pete at 100%. Frank Pete cannot buy anything. Of course, Billy Earl can now buy stuff, but the positive influence on the economy is reduced, because to hire Billy Earl, you also have to have thirty-seven other government officials and bureaucrats to tell Billy Earl what grass to cut, to purchase mowers, to supervise the payroll clerk, to clerk the payroll, well you get it.
I say all the above to point out one small thing. Everything that our governments do removes personal freedom. The end result of government, taken to the extreme, is to totally subjugate the citizenry to slavery. The more that government undertakes, the more we are enslaved. To allow government to take over a single function means that you have surrendered that FREEDOM to someone else.
This is NO laughing matter either.
There is debate on whether or not President Obama's "Stimulus Package" worked. I assure you that it did not. The economy is headed in the absolute WRONG direction because we are surrendering more and more personal liberty.
And then we hit even greater and greater contradictions in the liberal/progressive "mentality." They want the government to assume greater and greater control, yet the liberal/progressive still wants to have individual freedoms that are contrary to government control of anything.
What is the solution to these encroachments upon our individual and property rights? Remove ANYONE from office that thinks that government can solve a single problem, because government CANNOT solve problems. This is BY DESIGN, too.
Here is the IMPORTANT sequence of events for the APPROVAL for a tap. The government has to sign off on the proposed well, then the government INSPECTS the actual work. The only thing that had to happen to keep this spill at a "risky design" well from EVER HAPPENING was for the almighty federal government to pull the plug on it at any time. That never happened because as is the STANDARD when Democrats are in control of anything, BRIBE MONEY took away the safety regulations from the circumstance. (Ignore the fact that laws are unnecessary for people that actually give one shit about anything. I do not need government to tell me NOT to kill anyone.)
Did BP fudge the safety line? We'll never know because President Obama and the Democrats accepted bribe money from BP to look the other way on the rig. Then the Democrats and President Obama LOOKED THE OTHER WAY to our detriment.
The actual truth shall have no chance to ever get out because our national media that could find out the literal truth will never do that because President Obama and his staff would wind up in prison because of that truth seeing the light of day. (You might have to read that sentence five times for it to make sense, but that is the way that I talk.)
Do I care about the spill? Still I do not care because NOTHING is going to happen that will put the REAL "criminals" in jail. BP, along with the ninety-six thousand (96,000) employees of the company, will be made out to be the cause of this disaster, when the TRUE causes were government regulations and the palm-greasing necessary to conduct business in the Democrat created business climate.
By the way, do you think that there has been increasing government regulations of petroleum stuffs? Do you think that MORE government regulation would result in less spillage? You would be exactly WRONG.
Without the involvement of the utterly corrupt Democrat government, this disaster would have NEVER HAPPENED. You can blame BP for the damage all you want to, but you are ignoring REALITY.
And coupled with that startling revelation, the Democrats are ramping UP the growth of government. Here's a great point of how ridiculously crazy the current batch of morons are behaving, too.
Look at that list again. Which one of THOSE agencies is working? How can NEW programs be implemented by agencies that are already failures at ALL that they do?
Simply put, these NEW programs MUST fail because success cannot be achieved by FAILURES.
Yet, they actually PROMOTE ILLEGAL BEHAVIOR. We have a CABINET LEVEL bureaucrat ADVOCATING for criminals, folks. Yes, our government is PRO-CRIME. Think about that. Think H-A-R-D on it. The Labor Secretary wants criminal Mexicans to SUE in United States Court, when those criminal Mexicans are not even here LEGALLY. In case you do not know, ILLEGAL means AGAINST THE LAW.
Is there a single SANE person in DC?
And when SANITY overrides the dumb shit Democrats do, you know what happens? Democrats turn to VIOLENCE. You know the behavior, too. It is the four year old boy going shit-fit crazy at Wal*Mart because he cannot open the frozen syrupy thing that Mama got him because he did not kill someone at Pre-K today.
You know what you do in that circumstance? You take your damn belt off and wear that ass out.
Postscript Sidebar: Does anyone else think that it is kinda crazy that the Barrystream Media is talking about how Presidential that Barry the Feckless Moron is with his decision to cut loose General McChrystal? Does anyone actually realize that McChrystal was Barry the Retarded President's HAND-PICKED dude to run Afghanistan? Does anyone else think that it is fucking unbelievable that Barry the Idiot would send General Petraeus beck to Afghanistan after Barry said that Petraeus did not know what he was doing over there just a couple of years ago? Does anyone remember "General Betray Us?" Has the entire news media gone completely off their meds? Do those media idiots actually think that we do not know these things? I mean, FUCK ME TO TEARS, it has not been TWO WHOLE YEARS!!!
No matter how useless and boring soccer is to dudes, you simply must admit that this chick is SMOKING HOT. I have no idea if this is actually Patrycja Mikula, because I have not looked in a Playboy magazine since I was about nine or ten. I graduated to the hardcore stuff at an early age, and then had to go even further to the stuff involving animals and plants. Trust me, it just cannot get freaky enough for me.
I think that she must be getting PAID, because she used to date an MMA fighter. To go from a dude, to whatever you want to call someone that plays soccer, is a huge, monumental step in the wrong direction unless it is for money.
That said, isn't the vuvuzela enough to convince you that we need to quit offering financial aid to Africa? Africans are simply too stupid to exist. And if you consider yourself an "African-American," you too, are a moron.
We thought that it was not possible, but they keep proving us wrong. Democrats are getting dumber by the second and it is terrifying for anyone concerned for their children's future.
This is a Democrat County Supervisor in Milwaulkee saying they should boycott Arizona. She has a funny reason why.
About the only person dumber than that chick, that can still walk upright, other than Hank Johnson, is George Stephanopoulos. He says Obama's handling of the McChrystal fiasco was a MASTERSTROKE. One has to really concentrate to think of a bigger debacle than the way that Obama grabbed the far-left McChrystal and shoved him into Main Man in Afghanistan.
Folks, if you do not tell every single Democrat that you know that they are fucking morons, you just are not doing the right thing. It is our responsibility to tell our fellow man when they are endangering their lives and to take charge when they are endangering the lives of others. THE DEMOCRATS ARE ENDANGERING THE WHOLE WORLD.
Here are just some of the stories from our Barrystream Media today advocating slavery and murdering the citizens of this country.
Here's some stuff on the economy. In case you are unaware, every time the Democrats take over Congress, the economy goes to Hell in a handbasket. When the Democrats have Congress AND the presidency, the handbasket crashes through the bottom of Hell.
Housing sales continue to plummet. At some point, the jabbering heads shall make the point that housing is at the level that it was BEFORE I WAS BORN.
With this huge relocation finalized, I had to start looking for new and BORING ways to become more organized with my stuff strewn across the fruited plains. This is how I have accomplished that task. Kinda.
Last night, I implemented the final phase of the reorganization of everything. The password lists. Just so you know, I have over two hundred different user names and account passwords. How crazy is that crap? Yes, I have a vary few that I use daily and I know all of those off the top of my head. I do change them frequently however. I treat my passwords just the DOC does with dangerous criminals, I move them around a lot.
Anyhoo, the password list is a protected .txt file. And I e-mailed it to myself, so it exists on my comprooter, on my server, and in two different e-mail storage boxes. Since you cannot link .txt files over those platforms, I have to manually update those files across all the different places. I hope I do not screw up, but to make it easier not to, I name my files with the date first, then the title, so it reads like this: 10-0624 Passwords. Get it?
Plus, I made all efforts to consolidate my online presence into ONE single person, rather than allowing each one of my personalities to have their own stuff.
And then, THERE IS GOOGLE DOCS. You should climb on board, totally. Just go to "http://docs.google.com/" and set your account up with your existing Teh Google password stuff, or simply add Docs to your Teh Google profile.
OCR or "Optical character recognition" has been in the works for quite some time. Sergey Brin and Larry Page developed new scanners and equipment to start producing an online library years ago and I have been searching for the same thing for years as well. Teh Google has almost gotten it perfected on Google Docs.
This is a screen shot from Google Docs of an old recipe from a danged book that I PHOTOGRAPHED and Google Docs turned it into almost a perfect vector file. Count 'em, TWO FREAKING MISTAKES!!! This is so completely BEYOND all imagination that it utterly dumbfounds me.
The old OCR technology barely even got one word correct, but danged this is so close to perfect that it is unreal.
Why is this huge to information technology? Because the data that I have in physical format that I need NOW to produce new work can simply be photographed, uploaded into Google Docs, and SHAZAM!!! New data that just needs to be formatted a little.
Here's more about OCR and Google Docs at Teh Google. Just so you know, I have taken photographs of specification manual data from 1995 that I assumed I would have to retype, loaded the PHOTO into Docs and the danged formatting is almost perfect. This has saved me untold MONTHS of data input and huge quantities of physical storage space.
So far, Google has so impressed me with the technology that they produce, that I understand what the MacApple fanboys "FEEL" like. I do understand that MacApple has yet to produce anything of value to the world, but I understand that "FEELING."
The opportunities that the OCR unlock are LIMITLESS. Seriously, this is almost like man walking on the moon to me and I was a huge fan of space exploration when I was younger.
Also, Google Spreadsheets is making huge strides to put Excel out of business as well. Since I do pretty much all of my work on my local machine, portability is not so important to me NOW, but I see that changing more and more in the future. Cloud computing is the way that I am moving. At some point, I hope to have 100% of my data online and accessible from anywhere. I am about halfway there now.
I am currently trying learn more about the multiple income streams to be found on the web and ran across an old Google PAGE that I had. I tried to look at it, and found that Teh Google had turned it into a Google Site. And there appear to be ways to monetize those, too. I am still looking into this source, but I am also still amazed at the OCR stuff.
As long as we are hitting the intertubes stuff, I thought that I would point out the changes at Flickr, too. I have a bunch of artist friends that were early adopters to using Flickr. Here are some new updates. Mainly they have upped the size of the photos for better quality.
One more L-I-T-T-L-E thing for y'all that are trying to bust up in the traffic stuff like I am. Check out SEOmoz's Beginner's Guide to SEO. Oddly, they do not delve into the using NUDE instead of NAKED issue that is plaguing our society right now.
This has been a Two Dogs Public Service Announcement. Now, GET BACK TO WORK!
Until I got my daily Teh Google alert for "Wonder Woman NUDE," I had no idea who Megan Gale even was. When I first saw her, immediately I exclaimed, "Now there is a woman that makes a crappy sammich!"
Not that that is what is important to me concerning women, ironing, cleaning, and grocery shopping are equally as important. And chicks, do not sell yourself short, if you suck at ironing, practice ALWAYS makes perfect. Take a coupla' Saturdays and get good at it. Just remember not to let supper burn while ironing, that is hugely important!
Anyhoo, if you want to see some photos of this failure of a sammich maker in less than full clothing, CLICKY. It is safe for work if you are self-employed and work from your mother's basement.
Word on the street is that Megan Gale NUDE is going to play Wonder Woman NUDE in a movie or something, sorry, I was too lazy to even Teh Google her.
Since I am as busy as all get out, all I got is links for y'all.
But, President Dumbass TWEETS!!!
Seriously, Captain Failboat has ramped up the losses in the past two days. Why has he NOT resigned yet? Does he actually believe that he is doing anything positive about anything? IS HE RETARDED? Come on. You can tell me.
I saw this shit on FAILbook. DO NOT LET BP DO ANY CONTROLLED BURNS, THEY ARE KILLING TURTLES!!! Not to point out the GLARING FUCKING obvious, Moonbeam, but if BP cannot use the resources that they have at hand, the FUCKING oil is going to kill those FUCKING turtles. (Ahem, sorry.)
I actually am starting to believe that electing Obama was the very thing that we needed to see the sheer devastation caused by Democrat policy.
The main thing that I have noticed about Twittah is that you can immediately drive someone to click on your post if it is interesting. Coupled with the NUDE knowledge we have gained, that should be fairly easy to do, too. Of course, tricking folks to click on links is not beneficial in the long run, you know?
And occasionally, you need to check through Friend or Follow to find out who added you and then dumped you just to jack up their stats. If you have a bunch of folks that you are following, but few folks follow you, then your ranking and value are diminished. One of the main problems that I see with Twittah is that there are some folks that add a bunch of people to get followed back, then immediately dump those folks to jack up their own stats. That is cheap bullshit, NEVER DO IT.
Oh, and before I forget, do NOT use Twittah or FAILbook from their homepages, it is just too damn dangerous. Get you a client, there are quite a few good ones that handle both sites concomitantly. I use Seesmic Desktop, but bunches of folks use TweetDeck. There is also TweetGrid which I use quite a bit, and TweetVisor is another good one.
The main reason to Twittah is to drive traffic to your joint. Do it.
With the impending collapse of the economy as we know it looming on the horizon, I have FINALLY become motivated to ramp up my efforts to make finding my income stream damned near impossible for our loathsome federal government. In other words, morons in the United States, that elected President Idiot, did me a huge favor.
You see, Democrats are anti-wealth by design. They do not want a self-sufficient society because self-sufficient people have no need for Democrats. Not only that, with the Democrats hideously destructive fan-base of unions, welfare queens, and super-retarded people, most companies are moving the actual production jobs out of our country so their businesses can continue to be profitable. We have gone from the greatest producing country, to a service oriented country, to a country of intelligence workers in my lifetime.
In the past couple of weeks I have crammed so much information about making money on information services into my head that my left eye is kinda blurry. Hopefully, you can benefit from the things that I have learned, too. And then we can ALL be rich even while the Democrats destroy our country.
Face it, print media, physical books, and literal libraries are either dead or dying a swift death. The interblarqs are already where the new information is going to be found. You know it, too. If you need to know how to spell something, you no longer get out the dictionary, you simply Google the word.
I asked a question in a post yesterday about e-mail addresses. There are so many reasons that I asked that question, but one is that I really, really LIKE G-Mail and I do not want some old folks telling me that a G-Mail address is less professional than one with a domain for one reason. G-Mail kicks ass. Yes, I know that I can forward my POP mail to G-Mail and send POP mail from G-Mail, too. But WHY? Don't most folks already know that we are doing that? Is this another little hiccup that everyone already knows, but they are just not going say anything about it? And furthermore, if you are looking for clients, don't you want the client that actually recognizes that you are NOT wasting money monthly maintaining a faux e-mail address and that you are focusing on cost savings and efficiency?
While we are talking about search on the interwebs, did you know that all you have to do to perform a Quick Find with Firefox, on any wesbite, is to click / to bring up the search box on the bottom? Go ahead, try it, now. I have been using "Control F" for so long, too! Of course the "Control F" box is a little different, but not much. "Control F" works in all browsers, though. On Chrome, it pulls down from the top, which is weird.
Just look at the Table of Contents thingy. Since I am making an all out effort to remove the stationary computer or local dependence that I have, Google Docs is going to become a larger and lager part of my life.
And sharing is becoming easier, too. When you have Buzz Wave and Google Docs set up for your consultant team, everyone has access to the very same document. There is no chance for mistakes and someone working on the old scheme. Everyone stays up to date. This is VERY important in my industry.
For the past two weeks, I have been developing my website and another two websites to go totally cloud with them. In order to do that, local software is not the way to go. If I am in Honduras and I need to update something that I am doing, and my computer goes to Hell in a handbasket, a interblergs cafe can suit the bill. When I was learning all about this stuff, I found a great way to get information on subscribers and build a list of contacts. Check out this video and see what all you can come up with for uses of a Survey.
And then for driving traffic to your site, you can use Google Adwords Tools to find the most searched for items in your particular market. Let's imagine you are selling KILNS and you want to find out what folks are searching for regarding KILNS. Go to Google's keyword tool and type in "KILN." This gives you a breakdown of world searches, local searches, and the amounts of different sites already using that keyword. Well, smack my bottom! That is so damned easy, you should send me a bunch of money for giving you that tip!
And then, when you have all that information, you can mosey over to this Blogger hack page and find out how to use those keywords for the most effect.
Oh, one more thing that I found that helped me immensely to STEAL code and stuff is this Firefox plug-in called Firebug. I can download the CSS or html from any site. Coupled with Download Helper, which snags all of the images on a given page, I can recreate the site on my comprooter in mere seconds, with code intact. Dang it!!!
Anyhoo, I am off to make some money, yo. You should send me much dinero to my Pay-Pal for giving you this information that took me Y-E-A-R-S to acquire.
Oh, I added a Label for 'Google.' I wonder how fast that label will get full and I will have to make a new one?
Since the FAILbook will not let me link these two stories for some weird reason, here they are. I found them both hilarious because they both hit really close to home.
I have not spent much time on the BP spill thing because it is just not my cup of tea, but I was FREAKING asked by quite a few folks to comment on it. Let's just say that the number was greater than TEN! What, are y'all wanting to see exactly how crazy I am or what?
I have a good friend that is currently helping with cleaning birds and the like, so I certainly hope they do not get their feelings hurt at all because of this post. You know who you are and I mean you no disrespect at all and you know it.
Before we get started, put your cups on because this is probably going to sting.
I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE SPILL. Not even remotely. I am not all up in arms over the accident at all, I am not going to participate in ANY boycott of BP, and I am not going to rail on businesses that idiots say are destroying the environment.
It was an accident, plain and simple, that cost eleven people their lives. These folks were just trying to make a living and provide for their families and now they are dead. If evidence comes to light that BP blew up the platform to kill these eleven people THEN, and only THEN, will I care about the spill and what to do with BP.
But some ducks, dolphins, and turtles? I simply do not care.
There will be future problems because of the damage from unleashing untold millions of gallons of crude into the Gulf of Mexico, but you know what? The Gulf will recover as it always has. Holy Hell, do you folks not remember that Biloxi used to be a stinking shithole? Do you not even know about the Gulf's DEADZONES?
If you are at all worried about dead birds, then you should turn on the folks that are operating WINDFARMS because they kill almost as many birds DAILY as the Deepwater Horizon spill has killed since it started.
Yes, the accident was terrible and my heart goes out to those families that will NEVER be able to bury their lost family members, but there are sinister forces at work here.
Yes, LIBERALS are going to use this accident to wreak all kinds of havoc on our national economy, our DEFENSE systems, and our way of life. None of the things that we can do from the CORRECT side of philosophy can AID the liberals in their tasks of destruction of OUR lives. We cannot let them move their wrongheaded agenda even further, because already our country is in dire straights because of them.
We simply HAVE to back the CORRECT side of this debate, the side of real world progress. WE have to use this opportunity (not let this crisis go to waste) in the PROPER way to promote the SANE ideology of drilling in safer areas. SUCH AS ANWR.
We should back efforts to tap our resources in places throughout the plains states, the Pacific coastlines of California, Oregon, and Washington, and still MORE Gulf drilling.
You see, regulations are NEVER good things because even though they are setting the MINIMUM standards, those standards always become the MAXIMUM standards in the end. The whole point of setting the regulation barre at a certain height is for people to try to limbo under it instead of producing the best product for the least money and in the safest fashion which unfettered Capitalism always accomplishes. Now, the goal is to try to get away with bending the rules because we are quickly becoming a fascist country with the morons in charge.
So, how to fix the problem? End the government agencies that CAUSED this business climate to fester. END THEM NOW.
If you are one of the crazy morons that is advocating a boycott of BP, then it is YOU that hates freedom, liberty, success, and PEOPLE. Boycotting your local BP station does ONE THING, destroys your local economy and puts your neighbors out of work. The oil fields serviced by BP are the same ones services by other companies, so it is not about oil at all. And when all the convenience stores close, where are you going to get your beef jerky and beer?
Furthermore, if your boycott causes the loss of a single job, you are to blame for the further collapse of our economy. If you actually want to do something that HELPS instead of KILLS, get your happy ass in the Rambler and go clean up some beaches. Whining about BP is NOT problem solving.
The impeachment of Barry Obama however, that IS problem solving.
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Just a quick heads-up, whatever you do, DO NOT use Teh Google Image Search for "nekkid" with OR without the quotes. And as always, YOU will NOT listen to me.
Told you. Did you listen? Why, Hells to the naw. As usual, I was right.
Since we have been doing traffic tests and modification stuff to this Monument to Mediocrity, we have decided that nothing draws in the folks like nude girls. Of course, I have not HAD any nude girls on this site and have only linked one page of one nude girl, but traffic has exploded with just the tease of Teh Nude.
Herein lies the rub. Since ramping up traffic, I have noticed that average visit time has plummeted, subscriptions have stayed basically the same despite the Feedburner hiccups, and comment volume is UNCHANGED. In other words, this traffic surge offers nothing of value at all to me or to anyone else on this planet.
Now, how to convert this traffic into return or motivated traffic is our next goal since there is no longer any doubt what brings in the folks. And yes, this is ALL geared towards finding out how to convert traffic into DOLLARS. I can certainly tell you this much though, Adsense for Feeds offers NOTHING. I have made THREE WHOLE CENTS in two months on the feed ads. I changed them up a bit to see what happens today. Yes, we have decided to go full blown money-making mentality on my business site and this here is the testing ground.
If you want to help out with this testing, use the searches on this site for your stuff. Use the Google Search and the Amazon Search to let me know how those are working. And YES! I am going to do that research and publish the results, too! You get free knowledge that might lead to YOU making money, too. Remember, MONEY IS GOOD.
Another question that I have for everyone that reads and comments here is this, "Do you have a problem with a business having an AOL, Yahoo, Hotmail, or G-Mail account instead of their own domain?" Personally, I have a problem with a couple of those, but I so seriously HATE HATE HATE Microsoft Outlook as to even allow myself to NOT HATE Hotmail as a business e-mail. Seriously. I had a Hotmail account back years and years ago. How many years you ask? Well, the address was rpm34@hotmail.com, so I guess it was TWELVE years ago. Dang.
By the way, I hate the big banner ad at the bottom of posts as much as you do, but it also makes the most money. And tell me which ones YOU like.
I have been busy as Hell trying to learn new tricks. I am jazzed about it, too. Dude, learning BE fun, too much enough.
You wanta see what I done done? Well, okay then, but gimme your HONEST opinion. It is a little racy, so I chunked it below the fold. Put the kids to bed.
(sorry, I don't think the "below the fold" thingy works on Reader, so EYEMUFFS!!!)
Housing sales down, but here's GOOD news. Wait!!! No, this is increasingly BAD news. Jobless claims rose UNexpectedly. The only people that do not expect jobless claims to rise are those that are brain-dead or comatose.
And if you recall, SOMEONE told y'all that raising the minimum wage was going to bring about this collapse of the job market. I told y'all that in 2007 when the Democrats passed the increase and Bush signed it. FINALLY, the minimum wage increase is getting the attention it deserves. (Disclaimer: I am NOT related to Dan Mitchell, but he is smart like any of the numerous Mitchell families.)
Speaking of retarded, the NEW NEW NEW Hopey Changy Guy, Alvin Greene, won the South Carolina Democrat Senate primary. He is actually much smarter than our current president. (That is NOT a compliment.)
During a phone conversation with a buddy of mine this morning, I got the thought that something needed to be said (AGAIN!) about RIGHT v. WRONG and the philosophy of "Gray Areas."
If you ever read this blog, if you have ever spoken to me, or if you know me at all, you know that I KNOW that there is no such thing as a "Gray Area" in anything.
There is a definitive RIGHT and there is a definitive WRONG in every situation. Sorry, libtards, that is just REALITY.
Then there was a post at Jackson Jambalaya that made me think in terms of the direction of the moral equivalency mindset that is wrong on every count.
Then StilettoGOP made the comment that she was burglarized and that pushed this post into being.
That said, IT IS TRUE. And not only that, Wiki actually states that case for the record on "Crime in the United States."
The effect on crime of legalized abortion is the subject of controversy, arising from the theory that legal abortion reduces crime.
Let's do the thinking here. Since blacks are aborted at a much, much higher rate than the other TWO races, and blacks commit crimes at an astronomically higher rate than the other TWO races, then LOGIC tells us that abortion is good for the crime stats.
(Ignore the fact that killing ALL babies would make the crime rate go to zero at the point where the human species died out.)
There is a DAMNED reason why blacks commit crimes at higher rates and it is easy to see, too. It does NOT have a single thing to do with race, either.
Do you realize that in the United States of America before the late 1960s, blacks did NOT commit crimes at higher rates than the other TWO races? Wonder why that is?
Do you realize that in less than ten years, blacks are going to be replaced by Mexicans (not a race) in the category of the MOST criminal element? Do you know why that is?
And do you know that the crime rate in the black community is NOT going to go down, it is just that the Mexican crime rate will exceed that of the black rate.
Again, and again, we deal with the DIRECT FALLOUT of the liberal/"Progressive" mindset. Victimhood, moral relativism, completely idiotic non-philosophy, and the group-think mentality have consistently led us to greater and greater depravity with no end in sight.
These statements have nothing to do with race at all. My statements are predicated on only one simple FACT; those that have no sense of right or wrong are going to be wrong at least fifty percent of the time. Without any moral compass, the people will be wrong, just as much as they are right. Such is the very nature of probability.
Wonder why President Lyndon Johnson, a white Southern Democrat, pushed so hard to establish welfare? "If you take away the will of a man to work, you effectively kill the entire will of that man."
Contemplate that, please.
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RACISM: The belief that each race has distinct and intrinsic attributes; The belief that one race is superior to all others; Prejudice or discrimination based upon race.
Here you go, two different photos of black folks, do the images elicit different emotions? If you do not know that the dude on the right is Louis Farrakhan, a hugely offensive racist, then YES, you see a clean cut dude and two thugs. But, if you were walking down a busy street, even in broad daylight, the guys on the left would make you uneasy, no matter what YOUR race. The guy on the right? Not so much. Is that RAAAAACISM? No.
I had a good FRIEND e-mail me this morning and tell me that the articles that I was posting on FAILbook about President Moron made me look racist and that it was pissing them off. My reply was, "Am I a racist?" They replied that they knew I was not, but it looked that way. If you KNOW that I am not a racist, why would you get pissed? Because YOU are racist, Homer. See how that works? You defend someone SOLELY based on race and get offended when someone else points out the incompetence of your hero. I am NOT harping on the race thingy, YOU ARE.
(An aside, in today's vernacular, it is allegedly impossible for a black person to be racist, but screw that, I ain't playing that ridiculous game.)
Now, I use the images of black folks because that was what was posited to me this morning, but I could have just as easily used a photo of Tila Tequila and Mr. Miyagi. Well, not actually, because I was going to make a karate comment about Asians and stuff....dammit.
Back to the point. I am not anti-Obama because of his PERCEIVED race, I am anti-Obama because HE is anti-freedom and incredibly stupid. I am anti-Obama because he goes to the damned golf course every minute he gets and "golfers" like him are the reason that it takes six hours to play eighteen holes on the weekend.
I am anti-Obama because the people that adhere to his ideology have been responsible for the slaughter of over 100 million people worldwide in less than 100 years. This number is very, very low because Obama's ideology has been responsible for so many deaths in Africa from Malaria and Yellow Fever from the outlawing of DDT, which was foisted upon this world by a Socialist named Rachel Carson.
I am anti-Obama because of his ignorance of economics and the subsequent failure of the economy of THE WORLD because of his ignorance. This ignorance shall be the death of untold numbers of people, too. And it is ALL documented to the hilt from occurrences that have ACTUALLY HAPPENED in the past.
I am anti-Obama because I want to KEEP what I have earned, because if I did not want it, I would not have made the effort to earn it. I am anti-Obama because he is not interested in inspiring people to be everything that they can be, he wants everyone to become wards of the state because that is the ideology that he follows.
The fact that ANYONE, and I mean ANYONE, would try to make the ideological battle against Obama's policies to be about race simply means that their argument has no validity and they cannot back up their beliefs. Just so you know, the left cannot back up their philosophical battle with facts because their ideology has FAILED every single time it has been tried.
Now, to address the importance of this racism question to me. I was born in the DEMOCRAT controlled state of Mississippi in 1964. (and yes, Mississippi is STILL to this day controlled by DEMOCRATS) I started PUBLIC school during the time when black folks were STILL forced BY DEMOCRATS to ride on the back of the bus. I saw the DEMOCRAT FORCED segregated drinking fountains and lunch counters. A-N-D I saw the fallout of the degradation of black folks caused by those very DEMOCRAT FORCED programs.
I have seen the sheer failure of the DEMOCRAT FORCED programs on the black community. I worked government subsidized housing for years and have witnessed the victim mentality of the black community and the regression to slavery of black folks the nation over because of the DEMOCRAT FORCED entitlement programs. I watched the black family fall apart because the DEMOCRAT government was paying black women to have children without a father in the home. I have watched the ever increasing crime rates in black neighborhoods because to actually go to school to get an education was considered "TOO WHITE" for those black children.
I sat in stunned silence as the black community surrendered everything that was RETURNED to them by the Civil Rights Acts because of the entitlement programs that their "leaders" promoted. Jesse Jackson got rich on teaching black folks to become victims and by enticing those black folks to accept the shackles of slavery that the REPUBLICANS removed. Jesse got rich as the rest of the community got poorer.
In this day and age, we now have SCHOOL TEACHERS, tasked with teaching our kids, telling black kids that they cannot achieve excellence because of some perceived slight in testing. To tell a kid that he or she cannot succeed because of the color of their skin OFFENDS me. Google Jaime Escalante and see how that race thing works in the REAL WORLD.
When President Obama was elected, I made the statement that his election was going to set race relations back ONE HUNDRED years. And it already has. Never in the history of our country has someone achieved so very little and failed so miserably in such a short period of time, only to be LAUDED by our national media. And the only reason that they have waited so very long to start pointing out that he is a miserable failure is BECAUSE HE IS HALF-BLACK.
Let me put things in short form. If you think that Obama is not failing at an alarming rate, you are too stupid to form an opinion. And his failure has nothing to do with his race, face it, his ideology is WRONG and fails every time it is tried.
Get over YOUR RACISM, HATER.
Here is the definitive tome on why Obama is a sheer and total failure. And, NO, the title is NOT RACIST, you idiot.
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The web has ASPLODED with searches for the latest desired chick, Larissa Riquelme.
This is weird to me because she is a model from Paraguay and is at the World Kickball Chumpeenships. And everyone knows that all kickball fans are gay, so there must be a bunch of chicks watching it.
I have no clue how long ago this nude Rima thing started happening, but traffic from this search will simply NOT go away.
On Google.
We now have definitive proof that Bing is totally useless to really cool people that want to drive traffic to their blog by nefarious means. I am not on the first twenty (20) pages of Bing, yet I am either number two or number one on Teh Google every day since this thing broke wide open.
What gives Microsoft? Why dost thou hate me so?
Anyhoo, since Monday I have been teaching myself some CSS stuff to try to start building a website that I can understand. It is a huge task to learn stuff when you know that it is never going to pay you money. But, I am learning some necessary information.
Now, if I can just figure out how to draw nekkid chicks to get more traffic.
By the way, if you are ever typing an e-mail and need to see an older one on G-Mail, here's the trick. I just used this for the first time, today, too. It is amazing what you discover you cannot live without in such a short period of time.
Here's some naked Rima Fakih, by the way.
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