Tuesday, August 31, 2010

President Obama and his Lack of Intelligence on All Matters Economic

There is no longer any doubt that Barry Obama is quite possibly the dumbest person to ever enter DC. Of course, luckily, he picked Joe FREAKING Biden to be his Vice President so we can get a really close look at the "BEST" the Democrat Party has to offer.

Barry and Joe. Geez, how is it possible that the Democrat Party still exists? Doesn't the fact that these morons are the top dogs scare you enough to make sure that you never, ever pull the lever for the "D" ever again?

This Democrat death needs to occur even in the local elections, folks. The Democrat Party needs to die the hideous deaths of the hundreds of black folks that they have strung up in trees or all those folks that they firebombed in churches since our country's founding and with the formation of the Democrat Military Force, the Ku Klux Klan. Kill the party once and for all. It is an evil entity that is the very same as Muslim terrorists, who the Democrats try at every turn to protect.

Compare the two entities. So-called "moderate" Muslims, which have yet to be proven to exist, continue to defend Islam by saying that terrorists are in the minority. Yet, those people to this day blame the United States for the slaughter that happened on September 11, 2001. How to do you reconcile this madness? How do you even fail to see the similarities with that mentality to that of the Democrat Party?

Democrats will go to the end times defending ABORTION. Democrats will continue to seek to appease our enemies at the expense of our military.

Call a spade, a spade, folks. Vote those hideous people out of office at every, single chance. Granted, there are pockets of our country that shall never turn away from their gruesome ideology. We have to accept the fact that EVIL EXISTS.

Now, plenty of people will say that I am being too damned over the top on this, but I seriously ask, what GOOD idea has come from the Democrat Party in the last 200 years?

Here's the conundrum that I struggle with daily, "How is it possible to continue to hate the sin while steadfastly loving the sinner THAT NEVER CHANGES HIS SINFUL BEHAVIOR?"

I'm tryin' real hard to be the shepherd. But, I fail miserably sometimes. I cannot keep turning the other cheek when I only have two and they keep getting slapped.

On Wednesday, August 25, 2010, Leonard Pitts published an article that epitomizes the stupidity on the left. Pitts goes whole hog calling Glenn Beck a RACIST. (Watch the whole Beck Restoring Honor Rally. I challenge you to find the racism. Was it Dr. Martin Luther King Junior's niece speaking there that was racist?) Boogie has a great rant about the Restoring Honor Rally and his generation.

Fuck a big racist Chicken Little Leonard Pitts.

Leonard, a top contender for Dumbest Opinion Writer of All Millennia, presents a butcher's list of people slaughtered by racists, while denigrating Republicans and Conservatives. What he never mentions is that EVERY LAST ONE of these people killed were KILLED BY DEMOCRATS. One more time, THEY WERE KILLED BY DEMOCRATS, LEONARD. Do you get it?


Democrats killed Emmett Till. Democrats killed Schwerner, Chaney, and Goodman. Democrats made it illegal for Claudette Colvin to not give up her seat to a white person, which led to Rosa Parks protesting in the same way as Colvin. A Democrat killed Medgar Evers. A Democrat killed Jimmie Lee Jackson. No matter which way you believe, a Democrat killed Martin Luther King.

And, Leonard, to put Charles FUCKING Sherrod in the same group as these people is just ridiculous. Seriously, do you really want to put someone that has committed FRAUD in the same group of folks as Evers and King? REALLY? Are you that stupid?

Leonard, Democrats burned down Black Wall Street. Instead of continuing to advocate for more of the same policies that have LITERALLY destroyed the black family, why not return to the ideology that produced Black Wall Street in the first place?

Because racial equality and success for all people regardless of color is NOT the goal of the "Progressives" actions. I oscillate between believing that they are actively promoting the destruction of all mankind or they are actively promoting the beginning of an all out race war to bring about the destruction of all mankind.

Now all I can do is throw my hands up in disgust at these ridiculous articles from the morons on the left. Pick one of them, any one. Their task daily is to attempt to rewrite history in the HOPE that they can sway people to believe their idiotic ideology of moral relativism and collectivism coupled with the non-existent racial inequality that they espouse. They desire to turn people into milquetoasts that believe NO TRUTH and to bring about the ultimate eradication of all humans through economic torture and eventual starvation or through the slaughter of mankind by pitting one aggrieved group against the others.

I have had a bellyful.

You still hear people talk about the moron in the White House like he is some kind of God. Folks, if you are paying attention, the economic meltdown has gone into hyper-drive since the policies of Barry Obama have been instituted. There is NO other way to see it.

Just take a look at The Ten Worst Places to Live in the United States. Tell me, what do these places have in common? Come on, I am positive that you can find the connection. (OKC appears to be the ONLY strange entity on the list.)

Take for instance, El Centro, the place with the highest unemployment in the United States. DO you know what it says about the town on their own webpage? The center of one of SoCal's most promising new commercial and industrial regions. Yeah, RIGHT.

One of the horrible cities ABSENT from the "List of Areas Destoyed by Democrats" was New Orleans. With the fifth anniversary of Hurricane Katrina hogging the news, you shall hear a continual keening noise coming from that shitstain. Of course, idiots will beg, plead, and cajole their Obamessiah to SAVE THEM!

Hasn't New Orleans suffered ENOUGH at the hands of Democrats? Why do those morons NEVER learn? "Oooooo, our Army Corps of Engineers levees failed! Let's get the federal government to rebuild them. And you know what? Let's elect the DAMNED contractor that built them to be our MAYOR!!!"

Folks, seriously, you simply cannot make this crazy bullshit up.

And speaking on the New Orleans FAILBOAT, here's Reverend Al and his merry band of racist morons. As another example of how exceedingly stupid these idiots are, CHECK IT.

Ah, yes, yet another Democrat, that just so happens to be a Congressional Black Caucus member, is robbing us blind.

"American" Airlines joins the Democrat racist gravy train.

Now, I started this post off with "economic" in the title and all the above segue was leading to the following.

Democrats are to blame for the terrible economy.

They doubled down on things even as history and evidence have always told them that they are wrong in their "beliefs."

The worst part of the Democrat economic devastation has yet to come
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The Democrats are not only doubling down on their failed philosophy, they are TRIPLING down.

Yet since their ideas have been proven every time to fail, they have to attempt to make those failures appear to be racism.

WOLF, WOLF, WOLF, WOLF, WOLF, WOLF, WOLF, WOLF, WOLF.....

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Teh Google Headlines are Overwhelming!!!

Google in 1998, showing the original logoImage via WikipediaI just took a quick gander in the Teh Google folder and it is overflowing.  Dang, I have accumulated sixteen posts from Teh Google blogs that are must reads.

UPDATE: I missed one! The Popular Posts gadget on the sidebar, check it. Here's the skinny. (Yeah, we kinda knew how that would turn out, huh?)

Dude, PRIORITY INBOX from G-Mail.  Daily, I receive somewhere between 250 and 300 e-mails.  A bunch of them are comment responses from comments I have made MONTHS ago, too.  Marketing letters, forwards from people, the list of stuff is endless. Yes, I read every danged one, too.  I even respond to forwards for the most part.  But, if I had an inbox that I could filter stuff into that was PRIORITY, now that would be KEEN.

How about some contextual gadgets for G-Mail?  Suh-weet!

I have been wearing out folks calling them from G-Mail this week, too.  I call the Ball and Chain from four feet away from her.  She loves that.  (I do this because I finally got my replacement Droid X.  No text message problems at all.  If you do not immediately buy a Droid X, you are a loser.)  Lifehacker has some tips for using the call function other than worrying Jules to freaking death.

AdSense has a new interface in testing.  Get involved, yo.

I also ran across REALTIME Teh Google Search this week.  I have been checking it out a little, and it appears to work OKAY.  It needs a little work, but Teh Google always does that crap.  They release something that is wonky as Hell and then tweak it until it is no longer crap.  Teh Google also tested CENTERED LAYOUT and I don't know why.

New You Tube Mobile Channel info.

Calendar has added a better scheduling feature, too.  Here's a good breakdown on it.

Better Teh Google Finance for your Droid X and other phones that are only marginally smart.

As badly as I HATE HATE HATE Mikersaft Powerpoint, here's a Teh Google Docs tip for improving presentations.

More tools for small business.

AND FINALLY!!!

BLOGGER TURNS ELEVEN ON AUGUST 31!!!  I love Blogger.  I cannot believe that there are some folks that like Wordpress better.  I cannot believe some people voted for Barry Obama, either.  But, well, you know.

In honor of Blogger turning eleven, Teh Google Open Source has released some more blog converters.

I think that instead of producing code for blog converters, which I have no clue how to do, I'll just drink some beer to celebrate.

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Monday, August 30, 2010

Blog Props - Some Ol' Redneck Guy

The folks that I have gotten to know while blogging never cease to amaze me. Y'all some good folks.

Anyhoo, my future next-ex-mother-in-law sent me an e-mail with this link to Kaziah Hancock and it was extremely touching. I wanted to know more about her, so I ran Teh Google.

Lo. And. Behold. Lookit number two. It is our good friend, Andy.

And then I found Kaziah's non-profit. If you do not rush right over there and drop a huge sum of money in donations, you are a bad person and Barry Obama is going to be president FOREVER.

YOU. ARE. WARNED.

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Artist honors fallen heroes.(Kaziah Hancock): An article from: DAV Magazine 

Sunday, August 29, 2010

Teh Google, Targeted AdSense - You're Doing It WRONG!

Please tell me what more needs to be said?

*Click it to get the Big 'Un*

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Glenn Beck, Al Sharpton, and the History of Racism

Heads up! This is a very long and rambling post. Please stick with me through the end and let me know your thoughts. Yes, I have received reams of hate mail in the past. I am inoculated to the hate, but I value your opinion. Give it. I hid most of the post beyond the "Read More" tag.

Define: racism. Racism is "the belief that each race has distinct and intrinsic attributes; The belief that one race is superior to all others; Prejudice or discrimination based upon race."

Do I believe that individual RACES have distinct and intrinsic attributes? Of course I do. Black people look different from yellow people look different from white people. But, do I believe that one race is superior to others? Of course not. Does Glenn Beck think that one race is superior to all others? I cannot tell that he does from anything that Beck has ever said publicly, but I do not know his heart. Does Al Sharpton think that one race is superior to all others?

YES. Al Sharpton believes that white people are superior to black people. Unless Reverend Al is lying all the time, every single word that he speaks tells us that. Sharpton believes that the entire black race is incapable of achieving anything without "reparations" or handouts from whitey. This mentality is by definition, REVERSE DISCRIMINATION.

Saturday, August 28, 2010

Obama Keeps an Eye Out for the Smallest Success

Has anyone seen the Smartest President in History?

Folks, seriously, reading the news is like continually hearing about the single most incompetent boob ever to live. I find it hard to believe that that most incompetent boob was actually elected President of the United States of America, that just seems too far-fetched to be true. But, evidence keeps mounting.

And since we at MoM have been amassing evidence since October 2005 of exactly how stupid Barry Obama is, we have ASSLOADS of it. Just check the label, we now have three HUNDRED forty-three posts of the ObamaFAIL.

How is it possible that Barry Obama was ever elected to the Illinois State House, much less the United States Senate, and finally the Presidency? I have racked my brain trying to find the people upon which to place blame for our national predicament. Here's where the blame lies.

DEADBEATS that do not work and want working families to pony up the dust to support the deadbeats. Sorry, I attempted to interview some of these Obama voters, but I could not understand what they were saying. And Basil was unavailable to translate.

COLLEGE STUDENTS that attend our institutions of higher learning, not based on individual merit and ambition, but based upon those students' past need for working families' handouts. Talk to pretty much any college student these days and their reasoning for attending school is their desire to CHANGE THE WORLD. The day that one of those moonbats says, "The reason I am in college is because I have the NEED to cure cancer." is the day that I drop dead from shock.

An education major was polled for his/her/ambiguous other's response and that was, "Gjrih nuugesf buhsuehr whoop-whoop!" That was the closest that I could come to the translation. REALLY. I honestly believe that one of the pre-reqs to be admitted into Ed School is that you are retarded or a militant abortionist.

I tried to interview a journalism major but he (I think HE) was obviously too busy smoking weed and masturbating.

UNION LEADERS that do nothing but party with the money confiscated from people forced to join the unions because of Democrat corruption and regulations passed to keep union in business. I didn't attempt to interview any of these thugs because I do not want what happened to Jimmy Hoffa to happen to me.

Now, before any of you little, Democrat nancy-boys start e-mailing me with your feelings all hurt about how I denigrated the Democrat voter base, shut the fuck up. I do not care what you think. You are an idiot and are useless to the planet.

On to the Democrat philosophical news of the day.

Hey, you know what is a really GOOD Democrat idea? Do not prosecute the bombers of the USS Cole. The reason that the Obama "Justice" Department is not going to do anything to those responsible for bombing our ships and killing our sailors is because Democrats HATE HATE HATE our military and our country. They always have and always will. Of course, they are going to LIE and say that they do.

Here's a whole round-up of Democrat corruption news. This is TYPICAL Democrat behavior. They do this crap every single day.

By the way, did anyone ever figure out exactly what the Hell Barry Obama meant about the Manhattan Muslim Victory Trophy when he said, "Lemme be clear?" YEP.

Do you wonder, like I do, if Barry still has the vest and jacket that matches these acid-washed Mom Jeans?

Obama's panty-wearing booty-boy, Ed Schultz, is kinda in need of shock treatments and the rubber thing to keep him from biting his tongue in half. In the insanity farm that IS MSNBC, Ed is a four star general leading the crazies into oblivion.

Mike Mullen, the Chairman of the Joint Chiefs, states that Obamanomics and Democrat political and economic stupidity is the biggest obstacle to our continued national security.

Klavan on Barry Obama's Manhattan Muslim Victory Trophy.

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Friday, August 27, 2010

The Economy and Jim Cramer is BATSHIT Crazy

I have never seen a single program that gave Jim Cramer a platform on which to speak, I have never read anything that Jim Cramer has ever written, yet this morning I got an opportunity to hear him on the radio for the first time EVAH in my lifetime.

If you take investing tips from this man, you are going to wind up filing bankruptcy or going to the crazy house for being suicidal. There is no other ends to which that path can lead. Just letting you know.

Cramer seems to think that Tim Geithner SAVED the economy. That, right there, is the craziest thing that I have ever heard. (For a crazy reference point, I actually had a friend of mine tell me that a dude, while drunk, giving head to another dude does not constitute a homosexual act.)

Cramer also said that Obama's new homeowners' tax credit was a good idea. That is the second craziest thing that I have ever heard. Of course, Cramer does not understand that the idea of everyone owning a home is a stupid idea that basically CAUSED the financial meltdown. (Quickly, everyone blame Jimmy Carter for doing that.)

As long as normal people allow idiots like Barry Obama or Jim Cramer to speak, NOTHING is going to get any better in our country. There are hard choices to be made. No, I am wrong. The choices that we need to make are SANE choices that never needed to ever be contemplated. Lemme help.

END minimum wage.

END Social Security.

END all forms of welfare.

END federal government intrusion in public schools.

END the progressive tax rates.

END the allowing of illegal Mexicans to come into this country and get free shit.

END the race based preferences in everything that we do.

END the coddling of criminals.

END Title IX.

END the moral equivalence of the day.

END government subsidy of farming.

Never END the repeated beatings of people that actually read THIS WEBSITE and speak in public.

(This is a very truncated list of RATIONAL stuff. Add your pet peeves to the comments.)

Here's a linky love quickie with little comment
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New housing sales PLUMMET. (This is why Cramer was ridiculously speaking on that topic.)

Stereotypical Democrat moron, Alvin Greene, is the gift that keeps on giving. I cannot wait for the national media to start saying that Greene is too smart for us to understand like they have with Greene's mental equivalent, Barry Obama.

Far left moonbats not only bomb churches and schools, they also bomb their own ideological brethren's offices. Stop the hate, lock up ALL Democrats.

Obama's race wars are already in full swing. Told you.

Democrat jabbering heads on Democrat television mourn the discontinued slaughter of unborn children.

Normal people turn out in DROVES to vote the moron Democrats out of DC. I wonder how long this stage of dissent can last?

Barry the Barbarian has three posts this morning that were stellar. The only thing wrong with Barry's blog is that he doesn't add enough of his own words. (By the way, YOU DID say it better, I wish there was more of your better saying it.)

Hideous wasteful spending on criminal behavior from DC. Growing up in Mississippi, I saw this crap first hand. People living on the flood plain of the Mississippi River, getting flooded out every year, and NEVER spending any of that Gummint Cheese on anything but new bass boats and four wheel drive trucks. It is a scam, y'all.

I. AM. STUNNED. For years and years, we have been told that male on male homosexual behavior did not have anything to do with the spread of AIDS. Someone lied? (Reagan got lambasted for continuing to call it "GRID.")

Wait, you mean Sharia is BAD? Oh bullshit, no way, Islam means "PEACE."

Since uSCCC was stripped of the title from 2004, Auburn should be Champ. Lemme just give y'all one more reason why Auburn should have been champion anyway. The PAC-10 sucks and any team that goes undefeated and untied in the SEC should ALWAYS be national champion. That is NOT open for debate, people.

Last, but certainly not least, rollercoasters are AWESOME. I swear this is fine for work.


YOU! Buy this Kindle, NOW!!!

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Wednesday, August 25, 2010

Drive-By Blogging - Eight More Days. Eight. Imma Die.

Eight days.

I figured I better go ahead and post this photo so we can all agree that this is the closest that tOSU and Mishergin (sp?) will get to actual footbaw. You know, a photo of (maybe?) one of their players on an SEC blog. What is the actual name of that conference now? Before it was the Big 10(11), now they have twelve teams, should it be the Big 10(11)(12)? Or the Big 10,11,12? I can never remember the rules. Here are the players from tOSU dating.

Is the PAC-10 going to actually field any teams this fall with uSCCC out of the bowl game picture? I mean, really, what is the use since the PAC-10 SU-UH-UH-UH-UCKS?

Anyhoo, the college footbaw play starts next Thursday, that is, a week from tomorrow. The 'Cocks open this season with Southern Miss as the first game of 2010. The next game is on Saturday and it features the Gates at Miami (Ohio).

Here's the whole D-I schedule for the entire year. The other colleges that are not D-I can be found somewhere else on the webbysphere, but I am not sure where. Maybe on The Four Letter.

Now, on to the links.

This past week I started thinking about how much has changed in the circle of friends that I have online. Basically, I am missing Rachel Lucas.

Here is one of Rachel's posts from YEARS ago.

And I miss Acidman, too.

At least Vodkapundit is still around.

COLLEGE GAMEDAY!!!

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Sunday, August 22, 2010

Watching the Traffic Grow

A couple of months ago, I decided that I wanted to start figuring out how to drive traffic. The purpose was trying to start moving traffic to my business site and starting making dust online. It sure would be nice to be able to get clients over the webbynets and be able to expand the reach of my design prowess.

Yes, it IS prowess.

**Click the image to see it BIGGIE**

As you can clearly see, I am kind of a big dealio, now. And judging from the high impact of universal healthcare, I am thinking that a bunch of folks would want to buy some advertising for their BOTOX clinics and stuff. Let your plastic surgeon friends have my e-mail address. I'll give you a finder's fee, too.

WE GONE BE RICH!!!

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Drive-By Blogging - The Sabbath

Pat CondellImage via WikipediaBefore we get into this, check out this Pat Condell video, then come back.

As I watched this, I went through a bunch of thoughts in my melon about the OFFENSIVE Muslim Victory Trophy that leftists want built dead in the center of the destruction caused by the Muslims.  And CNN says that you are a racist if you do not want it built.

Sorry, CNN, Muslim is NOT a race.  We recognize THREE races here at MoM.  Caucasian, Negroid, and Mongoloid.  There are NO OTHERS.

As the left defends the construction of this monument to Muslim Victory over Manhattan, and subsequently the United States, the normal side of the Blark-o-Rhombus is gearing up for this year's Project 2996.

Seriously, it is difficult to even contemplate the OFFENSIVE things that are currently being flung from the left.  How about, "Anyone that disagrees with building a Muslim Victory Monument is a NAZI?"

Personally, I do not expect the powers that be at CNN to actually know that Muslims were VITAL to the slaughter of the Jews by Nazi Germany because the Muslims collaboration with the Nazis happened before breakfast for the morons at CNN.

But, at least one person at CNN knows that Barry Obama is a stuttering imbecile.

While we are discussing morons, here is a little tidbit about the First Wookie having her picture displayed at the Smithsonian.  Sorry, I hope the image of Chewbama doesn't OFFEND you.

Remember, this is an election year, so facts and performance records must head down the memory hole.
 
And please keep in mind, normal people have been telling you all along that the Democrats were lying about ObamaCare.  Yes, as usual, Democrats were wrong and everyone else was right.  History continues to repeat itself.

Nawlins school vouchers.

People that survived Communism push back against Communism, again.

The Wall Street Journal on the five year party of college.

Go watch these Thomas Sowell videos.  There is a hiccup and we are missing segment three, but they are awesome.

Here is the book promoted in Dr. Sowell's videos above.  You know it is awesome.
  
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Site News!

In the past two days, I have been running every kind of social experiment known to man at this blog.  Since Rima Fakih made her opinion known on the Muslim Victory Trophy on Manhattan known, RIma Fakih NUDE has been experiencing a traffic boom.

Right Girl has a SMOKING HOT photo of Rima Fakih NUDE.



So, with this added traffic, I got better data for my studies.

Now, you need to add the Wibiya Toolbar.  And use mine, too.  Send my posts to everyone you know.  Become a better spammer for MoM.


The other service I added was OnlyWire.  Boy, avoid that like the damned plague.  I think that Barry Obama must have invented it.

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Saturday, August 21, 2010

Teh Google, Teh Interblarks, and Teh Moneymaking

Google in 1998, showing the original logoImage via WikipediaIt seems that every person that I know is suffering the huge detrimental effects of Obamanomics these days. I see this in the fact that hordes of people are making big moves to monetize their blogs, as others move to take positions that are more stable and provide more familial income. Lean government intellect makes for lean economic times, folks.

Such is always the case when Democrats make policy. Democrats are stupid, you know? As a disclaimer, there are some stupid Republicans, too, otherwise, we would have never wound up with The McCainiac as our nominee in the race against the weakest candidate EVER nominated by the Democrats.

But, this post is not about how sandpoundingly stupid Democrats are, we all know that. This post is about Teh Google and making money.

Since the money that we are seeking is being found less and less in Obama's America, we better get used to using the new Translate function of Teh Google.

Plus, all of the money-making gurus keep telling me that I have to build a list of folks. With this blakx, the conversation is the most important thing to me and making money is no different. Teh Google is making that conversation easier with the audience input function in Google Sites and Moderator.

Teh Google has also upped their game considerably with the comments upgrades with spam filtering. Since we took the word verification off of these comments, we have received four total spam comments that the filter caught. We have received ZERO spam comments that the filter MISSED. My math might be a little screwed up, but that seems like 100% success to me.

Teh Google Small Business Blog is LIVE, too! So far, this blog is mainly about Google Docs increasing use across the United States, but I am sure that it shall become more than that in the future.

As a matter of fact, the Small Business Blog had the latest news on Sites and Docs, first.

The Docs blog has info on the news search function in G-Mail to help you find apps and documents. And another post about Spreadsheets spelling function. You can also add Google Finance stuff to Spreadsheets.

If you have taken to using Buzz, you can now add a G-Mail group of those folks that you follow. You might want to create you own Buzz Group, though.

Teh Google Calendar now syncs with Outlook, for all of you living in the last century.
Linux users can now video chat, too. This is a good thing because it is not like y'all have REAL FRIENDS.

With the Droid X, I have started to use the Mobile App for Maps. The GPS function is somewhat creepy, though.

Another reason the X was so awesome is because I never typed a damned thing. Teh Google is making that even easier. Holy crap, dude, it was already too damned easy!

Plus, Chrome to Phone is going to be heavily used in the MoM area.

As a blogger, I have added so many links to this and other sites, it is unreal. Coding those links by my damned self. NO MORE shall I ever do that with this Firefox add on that does "Copy as html link."

FINALLY! A Teh Google movie is the works. Y'all know how much I lurve me some Google Moonbat Founders, too. I'll camp out to be the first in line for this one.

Before the movie comes out, read the danged book. I have read this one at least four times already. It gets better every time, too.

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Thursday, August 19, 2010

Drive-By Blogging - OBAMA IS A MUSLIM!!!

No, seriously, I have no clue what political ideology Barry follows, but it does seem as if he is dumb enough to believe stuff that was popular to believe back before the year 1000. And you know what else? I could not care what he believes since it is overly apparent that he is an absolute moron. That would be like trying to determine and care about Mulehammered's taste in women. Remember, Morkhummer only liked prepubescent children. By the way, the WaPo says that Barry Obama is an abortion-loving Christian. If Barry is a Christian, I guess he is one of them that doesn't believe anything in The Bible.

Related: Right Girl has a round-up of Muslim Victory Trophy posts.

And Greg Gutfeld wants to build a bar for the Muslims. I do understand that Gutfeld wants Muslims to be happy, so they will not kill more innocent people, but if he tries to do that won't he get arrested for supplying underaged kids for the Muslims to RAPE?

Here's yet another racist, hating, violent Christian opinion on the Religion of Peace's mosque at the terrorist site on Manhattan.

Speaking of Manhattan, you know those folks really need? How about tax money to buy really expensive condos?

You know, because federal government involvement in the housing market has worked out so swimmingly to date.

Anyhoo, there are a bunch of links that I have been hoarding and it is time to let them go to be free.

I read The Other McCain every day and rarely link to Smitty's posts because he gets links all the time. Occasionally he lets some guy named Stacy post there who is obviously big in the Tokyo Drift scene because he writes about driving fast in a crappy Japanese car all the time. I have no clue which one of them penned this post about the simplicity of solving the economic woes of our country, but past performance leads me to believe it was Smitty because it is one of the most cogent arguments that I have read lately. The poster did however forget to mention the monumental problem of government mandated minimum wage.

It is becoming more and more weird that even Democrats are fighting against Democrat philosophy. Oh, ignore that, it is an election year. Democrats must ramp up the lying to get elected.

They have to lie because even the most staunchly Democrat voters are turning against them in droves. I hesitate to say that black folks voted for Obama because they are stupid, but they certainly voted for him because he appears to be black. Seems like that would actually be classified as RAAAAACISM to me.

I did not vote for Obama in the last election, but I certainly would this coming time because his wife has been voted as the Hottest Wife of a Politician on the Planet. I just realized that I have no clue what HOTTEST means. You know, kinda like COOL means BAD means AWESOME means NIFTY means GNARLY means COOL. I guess HOTTEST means VOMIT INDUCING these days.

I just got through writing my first e-book called, "The World as We Know It and I am Going to GIVE You One Million Dollars if You Buy This E-Book." Now, I won't be able to GIVE it away.

Boogie decided it was time to take down the biofuel crazies the other day. Products that cost W-A-Y more than they are worth are always a good thing to build your business model around. Trust me.

BritFarr = Public Auto-Gratifier. When people that do not even worship at the altar of the footbaw season start calling you out, it is time to go be a land baron and learn to speed milk your cattle. Remind me, whose responsibility was it LAST YEAR to keep BritFarr from playing? Yes, you're right, ANDY'S.

Basil tries to make some money by stealing images from the FAILbook to pay for his electronic purse.

But, in fine recovery effort, Basil redeems hisself with the first explanation of 2010 of his play-off system that should be implemented in NCAA College footbaw.

Coming very soon, I have another Teh Google post in the works, then we shall return to "The Definitive Post About Everything." I think that we are already up to part three!

(In case you are curious about College Gameday, it is about time to ramp up our efforts to lead into college footbaw with our "College Gameday" pandering for College Gameday. Remember to start leaving the words "College Gameday" in your comments and College Gameday. We NEVAH want The Four Letter to be number one Teh Google for "College Gameday." Wonder how long it shall take us to top out Teh Google this year for the search, College Gameday?)

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Wednesday, August 18, 2010

Hot Bikini Chicks Get NUDE

Weird that today the traffic for Rima Fakih NUDE returned. I did notice that there were a bunch of hits from Teh Google Image Search for Larissa, our traffic bomb, too.

When I checked that image search, I found out how thoroughly I own Larissa Riquelme. Four of the top five images are linked from this Muslim Mediocrity Trophy we call MoM.

Weird. Never have I totally dominated a search like this except for that "homosexual weightlifters" thingy about five years ago.

Which brings us to the reason for this post. Lookie what I received from my domain buying company thingy.

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E-mail everyone that you know that needs traffic and I'll send it on. Hit me up on the G-Mail and I'll get to work, TODAY.

For a limited time, I shall guarantee thirty comments on your blog every month, too. This commenting package is a mere one hunnert bucks a month.

So, 1 and 1 guarantees 800 hits, I guarantee 1600, plus get you thirty comments for less than HALF!!!

Please take the time to comment.

(Fine print: Church sites are excluded from our awesome traffic deal and if you are married, you might not want to let your spouse see where all the hits are coming from either. However, I have noticed that "horse fucking midget" is raking in the traffic from Teh Google right now.)

Tuesday, August 17, 2010

Thoughts on the Ground Zero Mosque

There is very little that I have to say about the Religion of Peace building a victory trophy on Manhattan. There is little to say because I am not an idiot.

You see, it has been hundreds of years since the Muslims have any achievements at which to point. Theirs is a culture of regression, just like Democrats. They want to return to their heyday, circa 900. No, Muslims have not accomplished anything since that time other than blowing up women and children.

The overwhelming majority of Muslims cannot read or write, have little electricity in their areas, are mostly starving to death because their intelligence is so low that they cannot understand FARMING, they treat their women just like the cavemen before them did, and they practice sexual deviancy with prepubescent boys and girls. That is to say that Muslims are EXACTLY like Democrats.

See yesterday's post for further evidence.

If you do not know the slaughtering history of the Muslim religion, then you cannot understand the HUGE significance of their construction of the Muslim Victory Trophy AT Ground Zero. No, the mosque to be built is NOT near Ground Zero, it IS Ground Zero.

Since you probably get your news from Keith Olbermann and Chris Matthews, let me explain why the mosque site IS Ground Zero. When the Muslims flew the planes into the World Trade Center in the attempt to KILL fifty thousand people, the planes disintegrated. Landing gear from one of the Muslims flaming missile planes damaged the building where the Muslims plan on building their Muslim Victory Trophy. Again, the site IS LITERALLY Ground Zero. They are going to build on the site of their FIRST "accomplishment" since the year 900.

Now, remember, the very first tenet of Islam is that Muslims must KILL everyone that is not Muslim so they can go to the little girl rape room in the sky. You can call it something else, but why would they be promised seventy-two virgins other than so they can rape children in the afterlife? That is their highest honor.

Now, you continually hear the morons that practice the culture of slaughter talk about HEALING and facilitating dialogue. Lemme just say that if that is what they are trying to do, maybe they should stop the murdering, FIRST. Maybe that will ease the tensions that NORMAL people feel toward their hideous "religion." Opening a basketball court or a couple of rape rooms, while very nice indeed, is a far cry from stating plainly that you are no longer going to strap explosives to your chest, run into a Pizza Hut screeching "All run to the snack bar!" and ignite the charge.

For some reason, the morons in charge of those inbred, backwards rapebillies in Muslimville, never do come out and say, "Hey, Mulehammered, maybe we should quit raping those little boys, and maybe slaughtering innocent people going about their lives is a tad gruesome."

When that does happen, maybe normal people (you know, those that are not actively trying to return to a lifestyle from over ONE THOUSAND years ago) will start listening to you.

Until that time arrives, I am taking anything you say with a huge grain of a danged SALTMINE.

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Monday, August 16, 2010

Thou Shalt Not Covet

The more that I think about the "philosophy" of the Democrat Party, the more that I come to realize that it is evil to the core. I am not even saying that it is stupid, I am saying that if you vote for Democrats or support their policies, you are going to Hell.

Since I am Catholic, I am honor bound by the Big Ten. You know 'em, no other G_ds, no graven images, no Lord's name in vain, remember Mass day, honor your folks, don't kill, don't screw around, don't steal, don't lie, and don't covet.

Is there one in the Big Ten that are not violated by every single policy of the Democrat Party? Face it, folks, the Democrat Party sat down to determine their party's platform, took the Ten Commandments, then wrote the exact opposite in its stead.

Lemme just make the statement, which cannot be disputed, if you are a Christian, you cannot be a Democrat. Sorry, it flies in the face of everything that is taught in Christianity. You can claim to be a Christian and Democrat, but you have to ignore everything that being a Christian entails.

As an aside, the Jooooooos believe the Ten Commandments, too. Who the Hell knows what Buddhists believe, Hindus do not eat beef, and those wacky Religion of Peacers think that killing is the only way to get to screw undeflowered underage girls. Personally, I think that the RoPers are the epitome of sick tools.

Let's get with it.

No other G_ds. The Democrats have unlimited G_ds in their ideology. They have made every effort to remove the one true G_d from everything they do. They keep talking about separation of church and state like it is actually in the Constitution. In case you were unaware, the idea that they take as GOSPEL, comes from a letter from Thomas Jefferson to the Danbury Baptists.

No graven images. Seriously, every image that the Democrats use in all of their correspondence is a graven image. Let's just point to the Che tee-shirts. Let's point to the No Nukes Peace Sign. Let's point to the Recovery Act signs.

No Lord's name in vain. When you have a Vice President that uses gutter profanity at the lectern on national television, what do you think goes on behind the scenes?

Sunday, Bloody Sunday! President Obama has not gone to church since he was president except for one time to campaign for his stupid ObamaCare crap.

Honor your parents. Democrats do not even believe that a mother and father are necessary for raising children. Meet my two mommies!

Thou shalt not kill. How many abortions has the Democrat Party committed to date? How often do Democrats praise the Religion of Peace?

Don't commit adultery. Do we really want to go there, President Clinton? Eliot Spitzer?

Thou shalt not steal. Um, currently Charlie Rangel and Maxine Waters are being charged with that. Also, there are eight more folks in the Congressional Black Caucus being investigated for stealing.

Don't bear false witness. The Democrat Party chunked so much false witness at George W. Bush, those eight years are sending every one of those morons straight to Hell. Still to this day, the Democrat Party continues this false witness.

Finally, no coveting. This one is the entire economic policy of the Democrat Party. Remember when President Dumbass said, "Spread the wealth?" That means taking from those that have stuff and giving it to those that do not. The Democrats continually talk about the "less fortunate" and giving them free stuff from the other folks.

As long as we are on the fact that if you are Democrat, you cannot be a Christian, we might as well really talk a minute on the coveting thing and the "financial equality" promoted by morons.

Here's the note that I penned that spawned this post:
Everyone having ONE MILLION dollars is the very same as everyone having ZERO dollars.
What the Democrats advocate is taking money from the people that have earned it and giving it to the people that did not. The Democrats do this in order to buy votes from stupid people. And of course, it works because those stupid people do not understand that behavior is COVETING and it does nothing to improve the lives of anyone.

What this action does is perpetuate the problems for everyone. When you take money from the person that earned it, you rob that man of the fruits of his labor and he is less motivated to produce. The person that receives money for work that he did not perform experiences a diminished self-worth no matter how much he says that he needs that wealth.

It also keeps the man that earned money from expanding his business to actually include more people in the workforce. This is very simple to understand and you have a perfect situation now that illustrates this circumstance in spades. With the uncertainty of the huge tax increases coming in December, no one is hiring and more and more people are joining the rolls of the unemployed.

All that said, if you do not want to go to Hell, then never ever vote for another Democrat as long as you live.

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Sunday, August 15, 2010

Jeffrey Dahmer is NOT a Good Choice for Worst Figure in History - A Follow Up

With the craziness surrounding John Hawkins "Worst Figures in US History" reaching a fever pitch, something else caught my attention. (For more background, read.)

There are some things that can be assumed to be solved forever.

A good relationship with your father can help fight stress. Oh, really? This would have never in one million years have occurred to me. A good relationship with your dad is GOOD.

It never ceases to amaze me some of the things that people spend money to study. And it shall forever boggle my mind to read some of the stuff that passes for NEWS these days. That is probably why Criggo is so funny to me.

Lemme fill y'all in on some (obvious) FACTS.

1. It is terribly difficult to receive a DUI if you do not drink.
2. Abortion kills a human baby.
3. People who go to church regularly commit fewer crimes than those who don't.
4. Raising taxes on corporations only makes things more expensive.
5. Obama is an idiot.
6. The United States of America has the highest standard of living on the planet.
7. Socialism is BAD.
8. Profit is GOOD.
9. Minimally HALF of all people are stupid.

Add your own obvious truisms in the comments.

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Saturday, August 14, 2010

One of the Dumbest Conservative Bloggers Responds

Rick Moran has declared as stupid everyone that answered the poll at Right Wing News about the worst figures in US history. Obviously, Rick is infinitely more important and more knowledgeable than I could ever be. BUT! The folks that made the compiled list are the ones that EVERYONE added to their individual list. Of course, we might not have thought that those congruent folks were the absolute worst on our list, but they are pretty much the ones that are prevalent in popular culture. Those folks are front and center RIGHT NOW. They are part of an era and the fact that so many current hideous people made the list, means that maybe philosophical bent is becoming more important to us STUPID people.

What does that tell you, Mr. Moran? Hmmmm? Do not listen to me though, I am stupid. My opinions can be discounted.

Here are my top twenty: Bill and Hillary Clinton, Julius and Ethyl Rosenberg, Barry Obama, Aldrich Ames, Aaron Burr, Robert Hanssen, Jane Fonda, Benedict Arnold, Lyndon Johnson, Jimmy Carter, Earl Warren, Franklin Roosevelt, Hugo Black, Robert Byrd, Edward Kennedy, Howard Zinn, Noam Chomsky, Jesse Jackson. (I left Alger Hiss out for some stupid reason. I would have dumped Jesse if I had thought of Hiss.)

Why did I choose these people? Well, obviously, traitors to our country rank high on my list. The Rosenbergs, Aldrich Ames, Robert Hanssen, Jane Fonda, Benedict Arnold, Howard Zinn, Noam Chomsky, ALL TRAITORS to the nation. Of course, Fonda, Zinn, and Chomsky are not as important as the others, but since Zinn's book is FORCED reading to a good portion of our school children, don't you think that is important? Chomsky is considered to be one of the "best thinkers" of our time by leftists and gets much press. Fonda was a vital cog in the abandonment of our allies in Vietnam. That abandonment had HUGE repercussions at the time that still exist today.

The Clintons because they were, at the time, the MOST corrupt administration in HISTORY. Bill Clinton was IMPEACHED, you know? That is somewhat of a big F'ing deal. The Clintons are hideous people and we have a whole generation that shall give those pond scum the credit for the economic resurgence in our country during the 1990s, even though NOTHING could be further from the truth.

Barry Obama because his administration has FAR SURPASSED the sheer corruption of the Clintons' administration in one shake of a lamb's tail and has led this country into the ideology abyss not seen since Jimmy Carter or Franklin Roosevelt. That kinda means something to us stupid people.

Also, racists in POWAH rank high on my list, too. There is a lot of overlap in this one, Roosevelt, Carter, Black, Obama, the Clintons, Byrd, Kennedy, Jackson are all some of the catalysts behind racism at their particular time. All of these terrible people are lionized by the political left and those on the political left control our schools. They spend all day, every day, talking about how wonderful these historical figures are. That is kinda more important than some dude that killed prostitutes or sold liquor during prohibition.

Notice also that I have Supremes on my list. Wonder why?

Now, one of the ways that I looked at the Worst in History was that most people could immediately condemn Timothy McVeigh, he's a one off. Of course, Charles Manson comes to mind, too. Or what about Al Capone? Folks, THESE are fucking stupid choices. These were at BEST marginal criminals, but we want to put them in the group of the Worst in History? What kind of idiot would do that? What kind of dumbass would say Ted Bundy? Good Lord.

What about William Randolph Hearst as a WORST? While he might have had a big impact on the philosophy of his era (which is LONG dead) and led the newspaper business into the morass of stupidity, Barry Obama's Twitter account reaches twice the audience in one single minute. It seems to us stupid folks if you are going to argue for Hearst, he has to come AFTER Obama for the very reasons you cited.

Personally, I think that it is very hard to argue against anyone on Hawkins list, except for maybe Michael Moore. But, what the Hell do I know? I am one of Rick Moran's Dumbest Forty-Three Bloggers List.

Doug Mataconis' list is what reminded me of Hiss and he also included Roger Taney, another very good Supreme choice. But, Doug's also includes John Wilkes Booth, another one-off criminal.

Anyhoo, Rick's stupid post was one of those that needed to only be filed in his trash can.

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I am a Baby Boomer

Today I did something that I have only done twice in my life. I hit "Mark All As Read" on Teh Google Reader. I did this because after reading ten posts about President Dumbsnot McAntiamerican backing the Muslim Victory Trophy in Manhattan, I had had a bellyful.

But, while glancing through the unlimited Obama Hates the United States messages, I read a post about what all the Baby Boomers have accomplished. The self-congratulatory feel of the post turned my stomach. Lemme tell y'all why.

I am a man. Parts of my background are that I am Catholic, I was born in Mississippi, I am a United States citizen, I have major-league feather Indian blood, I attended public school, I grew up on a farm, I can juggle, I once sewed my own finger up, I am right-handed, I have a degree in architecture, I am self-employed, I like motorcycles, and I cannot stand cats.

These are all things that are part and parcel of what I am, but none define me totally as who I am. Only one thing does that. I am Paul Mitchell. I have many, many traits. Some good, some bad, but they are part of me, too.

Potential? Yes, I am a failure at many things. I cannot hit a baseball for shit. I had good junk from the hill, but I could not hit. But, I once shot a squirrel running on the ground at forty yards. WITH. A. BOW.

I said all of these things to get around to the point of saying that I am an individual. I cannot take credit for things that I did not do, yet I can take credit for things that I have accomplished.

What I mean is this, since I shot that squirrel, I DID IT, not all Catholics, not all right handed folks, not all public school grads, you get the picture.

While individual Baby Boomers may have accomplished plenty, the entire generation did not, so to offer up, "Baby Boomers invented the internet" is just flat out DUMB. No, a generation of people did not do this, an INDIVIDUAL did.

Until we dispel with all of the group building claptrap, we will never be able to return the the pioneering spirit of the typical American. I think that we can all agree that needs to happen.

By the way, impeached President Bill Clinton and the current occupant of the Barry White House, are both Baby Boomers.

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Thursday, August 12, 2010

Obamanomics and the Policy of Stupid

A bunch of my friends on the Non-Idiotarian side of the political spectrum think that Barry Obama is a socialist. I am not so sure that he is. I do know that he promotes policies that are totally socialist or at the very least fascist. But, I think that Barry Obama is an idiot.

Barry being an idiot answers all of the questions that we have about the worst president ever in history. Yes, I do believe that he wants everyone to be equally wealthy, just like any four year old would, but he has no idea on how to accomplish that because he is an idiot.

Much ado has been made lately about economists worrying about a "double-dip" recession. That would be a big, big story if it were the case. However, if this Democrat caused DEPRESSION ever ends, maybe we can try out that recession thingy for once.

Oh, and Robert Gibbs, being the tee-total imbecile he is, says that he doesn't need to apologize to the morons on the Left-o-sphere. Of course he doesn't, they are totally irrelevant to anyone that is smart enough not to drown in a pint glass.

OH! Markos Moulitsas and Arianna Huffington got their feelings hurt? Folks, seriously, I could not care less about whether or not Kos or HuffPo (and their site owners) died today. Only total idiots read and comment on those sites. They are useless to the world at large.

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Teh Google Updates and Stuff

This past week has seen huge changes in the stuff that Teh Google is releasing. I have become even more attentive since getting the Android phone, even though the Verizon tech ruined it yesterday. I had only had that Droid X for one week and already I had forgotten how to use the MotoRazr V3. How weird is that?

With the huge screen real estate of the X, I had ceased to even regard it as just a phone and had upped my usage exponentially of Teh Google products. Now, I am back living the lifestyle that all the Democrats want us to lead. Which is to say, the suck lifestyle.

Probably the biggest change in Teh Google products this past week has been the updated Contacts interface in Teh G-Mail. True, there is a slightly different look to G-Mail, but the contact list is completely revamped. It is a welcome change, too.

By the way, I had no idea that I had actually been using G-Mail since April of 2005. Wow, five freaking years.

And with the change to G-Mail, Teh Google has also decided to try to utterly kill of the older versions of Internet Explorer. Remember when I started coding my business site and told y'all about the problems with IE on that simple, little site? I think that the problems Teh Google has with IE might be a little more complex than mine are. FOR THE VOLUME!!!

Not only has Teh Google made big changes on G-Mail, but Blogger has been getting a facelift, too. When I first started blogging, Blogspot was easy to learn, but had very few features. All of that is different now, and Teh Google is making it harder and harder to turn away from Blogger, now. That is what customer service is all about and it is weird that I am not even paying a penny for this service!

The new comment thingy on Blogger is still a little wonky, but I am certain that they shall figure out the hiccups really soon. On this here blark, I notice that when I go to click on the "Comment" link, I get a pop-up for the comment and the page reloads to the comment page, too. That pisses me off no end, so I have not been commenting as much the last few days. For that, I am sorry.

Teh Google has also updated their Font Viewer, too. I do not use a wide variety of fonts because most of my stuff is online. In that scenario, it is best to stay with typical fonts that everyone has. Plus, it simplifies life. That is ALWAYS a good thing for me.

I have no idea if Teh Google Moderator is new or not, but I just ran across the post on this service yesterday. I have not had a chance to test it out at all, but I was researching FORUMS for my business site to get more input. Teh Google Moderator is what I found. I am going to read more on it when I get a chance tonight.

Also, AdSense is implementing some updates, too. I have only had a couple of "BIG" months on AdSense, but I am certainly going to try to start following the money on the webbynets. If there is money to be made doing this blogging thing that I enjoy so much, I would certainly like to make it. No brainer, huh?

Teh Google Small Business Blog is releasing some tools for online success for small businesses. Imma all up in dere. Here are the tutorials.

Teh Google Enterprise also has a response form update. It seems REALLY wonky right now. This might be a wait and see type thingy, but if you are adventurous, get all up in DERE. By the way, these sucky updates are what makes Teh Google stuff so much fun for me. The FAIL is built right into the product from the jump. Crash it when you get it is what I am all about.

As good as the OCR in Teh Google Docs WAS, it is even better now. Plus, there are even more conversion types that kicks Bill Gates even more in the shinbone. Granted, Teh Google is much more powerful than Microsoft is now, but still, it is kinda fun to play like they are not.

Oh, and please do not forget the new curve tool in Teh Google drawings.

Also, in BROWSER news, I have added a coupla' stuffs to my Firefox recently. With the coding of my business site, I added Firebug so I can instantly see how someone did certain things on their site. I can look at their code, jack it around, and make it my own if I want a feature similar to theirs. It is really, really cool.

Plus, I added SEOQuake to help me figure out what some of the higher traffic blorx are doing to direct that traffic. It is a little harder to figure out, though. Boy, building traffic is NOT easy as falling off a log, so I guess that content, link building, and guestposting really ARE some of the best things that you can do to build your following.

Plus, throwing in the word NUDE on occasion doesn't hurt, either.

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Verizon, Carline, the GOP, and HUMANS

Obviously, the post title is a short list of the things that chapped my ass today.

I made the mistake of answering a questionnaire from the GOP a few months ago. They contacted me in order to find out what smart people are thinking. Of course, I agreed to be part of the "Conservative" bloggers pool of talent and awesomeness for the GOP. Daily, I receive links, from the GOP, to some of the dumbest shit you have ever read. Seriously, it is like their entire mission is to become obsolete and never win another election in the future. And today...they sent me a blind link to a 240 megabyte PDF file. I clicked it because I thought that they were not F'ing morons. Who the Hell is stupid enough to send someone a link to a PDF that damned big? Even more amazing, how the Hell did they even MAKE a PDF that big.

Needless to say, it locked up my computer with my AutoCad running as I was detailing a brick ledge on a garage. YES. I lost my work.

Then, I went to pick up the boy from school this afternoon. CARLINE, who the Hell came up with that idiocy? It is literally like Father's Day in the ghetto. The SUV directly in front of me had a funny bumper sticker, though. "Renew." On an SUV. That sat idling for 45 minutes in front of me. Windows rolled up. Air conditioning on. Do these granola crunching idiots even know what they "think?"

Then on to the Wal*Mart to MAKE GROCERIES and get some pencils. Got a text message and the NEW Droid X locked up. I wrote in my initial review post that text messaging was slow, but the phone froze and would do nothing else.

So, to Verizon I went. Frozen pizzas in the car. (Oh, and some of those steamer gay meals that chicks eat for lunch, too.)

After FREAKING signing in at Verizon, Kenny from the Cosby Show calls me back. I explain the problem to him, show him what I mean, then hand him the phone. He immediately began struggling to remove the battery cover. I became terrified IMMEDIATELY. For those of you that have an INFERIOR phone, the cover is really easy to remove. Simply push down, and slide it off. PIECE. OF. CAKE.

Kenny keeps struggling. I offer to remove it myself, he declines and before I could do anything else, he pops the cover off with a screwdriver. Then he struggles to remove the battery and finally pops it out with the screwdriver, too.

He then proceeds to do what he called a HARDBOOT, but what in fact he did was REMOVE THE PARTITION and formatted the drive. He even scrubbed the freaking SD card. Data? AW, FUCK THAT, HOSS. Finally, I just snatched the phone and FLED.

After many attempts to restore the OS on the phone, the technician on the phone simply gave up. They apologized profusely and I shall have a new Droid X on Friday. The testing of the phone shall START OVER then. Personally, I think that there was something defective on the phone because of how slow the messaging was, but I'll find out for sure, FRIDAY.

Anyhoo, in the interim, I am back on the all dependable MotoRazr V3, again. Dude, why did I ever ditch that sweet, sweet phone? (One minor problem though. They forgot to enable my internet on this phone, so I cannot get e-mail while I am away from the comprooter. You think five hundred bucks is a legitimate credit since their store "tech" wiped my data?)

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Tuesday, August 10, 2010

Drive-By Blogging - Quick Links

I have not just cleaned the linkdump folder out in a long time. Read these all, they just do not fit the daily meme that I try to run.

Enjoy your virtual potluck. Try the pie and remember to tip your waitresses.

Undercover blacks infiltrate the Tea Parties.

Obama plans on forgiving all the deadbeats debt.

Tim Geithner is crazy.

Employment in the age of Obama continues to decline.

And also, Obama's border crime is up.

Boogie says that of course the Republicans are the Party of No, idiots.

The most conservative states.

Dean has a couple of quick questions.

Blackfive kinda doesn't care about Hiroshima.

A breakdown on the Missouri vote against ObamaCare and what the law does and doesn't do.

Oh NOES, the left's new hero turns out to be a blatant liar?

I am not really sure that being in the Klan is a typical American.

Democrats don't like private investment in America?

Here is what the Democrat Party sees for our economic future.

Obama's Summer of Recovery in graphics.

Freddie Mac loses another six BILLS LARGE.

Recovery Summer v. Mission Accomplished.

John the McCainiac admits to being a liar.

Teh Gheys got good ideas, huh?


Oh, and buy Roland's book! I'm gonna.

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