Wednesday, September 29, 2010

The Clarion Ledger has Run Out of CASH

I have been a part of the Clarion ledger's Readers Panel for about four years now. Since I started that gig, I have received FOUR! count 'em, FOUR! twenty-five dollar gift cards for NOT reading their paper.

I just lost that gig. Obviously, the Clarion Ledger has gone broke from sending me gift cards. Stay tuned.

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Um, Yeah, We Kinda DO Want to Return to What YOU Call "Failed Policies"

For the lede to this post, go read this, right this minute.

When you are a simpering imbecile, things become somewhat more difficult to understand than if you were not. Lately, President Dumbassedness McIgnoramus has been yapping about how we simply could NOT want to return to the policies that we had before he was anointed.

I am here to tell you that YES, WE DO.

What this image shows is one VITAL truth. While George W. Bush was President and had a Republican Congress, the DJIA and the S&P were BANGING. Please recall that shortly after Bush took office, the Religion of Peace flew some planes into some stuff and slaughtered some folks. Immediately following those PEACEFUL acts, we went to WAR in two countries.

Still, the market rebounded quickly from those happenings.

The reason that those numbers are OFF from when Bush took office is because Democrats took control of Congress in January 2007. What was the DJIA in January 2007? PLUS 1977.94 since January 20, 2001. Right around 12.5k. What was the S&P when Dumbasses took Congress? PLUS 87.95. Around 1409.

Of course now, the market has utterly uncoupled from reality to simply try to milk more money out of a rapidly collapsing world economy. Folks, there are no good signs at all about the future of your wealth.

For further proof of how we would LURVE to return to those FAILED POLICIES of the Bush era, let's check in on the employment situation.

When George W. Bush took office, the unemployment rate was at four point two percent (4.2%) but it was rising because of the Dot Com bubble bursting. The highest unemployment in any demographic was teenagers at a WHOPPING 13.8%. (Just so you know, TODAY it is over 26%.)

Oddly, across ALL demographics, the employment situation stayed the same throughout the Bush presidency. Granted, unemployment was rising from 2001 until 2003, but that was mainly because of the RECESSION that Bill Clinton left the country in when he left office.

In January 2007, when the Democrats took office, the unemployment situation was VIRTUALLY UNCHANGED from 2001!!! However, in the time since the Democrats took Congress and our country elected the dumbest piece of shit to ever be elected in history, unemployment has DOUBLED. Yes, it is right at ten percent now.

Plus...

Housing? Worst in decades now.

Businesses? Getting the Hell out of this country.

Medical Services? Scared to high Heaven.

Insurance Agencies? They are not doing ANYTHING at all, other than cutting services and plans.

Construction? DEAD. Not to return for many years.

Gold? Sets record highs DAILY.

Folks, for anyone to actually want to press forward with the Democrat policies that have been in place since January 2007, THEY MUST BE SUICIDAL.

Plus, today there is talk about "Obama Tax Cuts." The "Obama Tax Cuts" are the Democrats simply reauthorizing the tax cuts instituted by George W. Bush. Continuing the same RATE is NOT cutting taxes, morons.

Plus, Boehner says that the Congress is not going to take it up. I agree with Boehner, if the Democrats LOSE Congress in November, which by all metrics, facts, and data, they should, they will actually attempt to pass tax HIKES in their lame-duck session to bring about further collapse of the economy to give them something to campaign on in 2012. Hide and watch.

The Barrystream Media is in FULLBLOWN Democrat campaign mode trying to serve their democrat masters. They want Barry to return to his "Glory Days?" Can ANYONE tell me when Barry Obama was anything other than the headliner at the Moronpalooza? Glory days, FUCK ME RUNNING.

Here is Barry doing exactly what the media wants him to do, return to his glory days. This is from yesterday.



That is his glory days, folks. NOTHING. Not one damned thing did he say. So, he did what they wanted him to do.

Why the Democrat media only can screech about RAAAAACISM when they talk about Republicans. Completely white, all white, majority white. Take a gander at Barry's latest concert. FAH REALS, you simply cannot make this shit up, y'all. If you could not see things with your own eyes, and decipher them with your own brain, you would be a Democrat.

Oh, by the way, you wanna see the hard-hitting interview that Rolling Stone did with Captain Moron?

I cannot continue, this just makes me ill that every person on Earth doesn't see this. That is UNpossible for me to comprehend.

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Tuesday, September 28, 2010

Drive-by Blogging - Nothing But Links

Well, we now know how important THIS little Monument to Mediocrity is, huh?

No Sheeples Here - John Kerry.

Malkin - Boehner's Top Aide is an Unknown.

Gateway Pundit - Farrakhan meets with Ahmadinejad.

The Other McCain - Maybe the Third Time is the Charm.

Born Again Redneck - In Praise of Dead White Men.

Zero Hedge - How to Keep the Construction Industry BANGING.

Caught Him With a Corndog - Made it to Tejas to Play Garage Tetris.

Newsbusters - Might Be Some Problems with Citi.

Zero Hedge - Might Be Some Problems with JP Morgan, too.

Newsbusters - SNL Makes Christine O'Donnell MURDER Joke.

Stop the ACLU - Democrat Congress to Take up Filibuster Stuff.

WaTimes - Time to Impeach the Obamessiah?

Malkin - Murdered Kid's Mom Tells Colbert to Shut the FUCK UP.

Stave B - Congress Passes Still MORE Economy Killing Legislation.

Marathon Pundit - More Democrat Economic Stupidity.

Warner Todd Huston - Governor Christie Shutting Down Abortion Mills, Too.

Gateway Pundit - ObamaCare has ALREADY Started killing Children.

Born Again Redneck - Something About the Queers and Ann Coulter.

Left Coast Rebel - The "Progressives" are Getting Together a Protest.

Gateway Pundit - NAACP Something, Something, NAZIS!!!

Read Write Web - Microsoft to Shut Down Blogging Platform.

I don't even know what this means, exactly...



Please take the time to comment.

Enjoy these crazy-ass links from MORONS below, they were hand-picked by Zemanta. Especially that Oliver Willis one. Imagine, Oliver Willis commenting on ANYONE'S intelligence. HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! He should really change his slogan to "Human Growth Hormone for Stupid."

Monday, September 27, 2010

Happy Birthday, Teh Google, You are Twelve!!!

This morning was also the first time that I hit NUMBER ONE on Bing!!! Wait...

Anyhoo, this blarq is nearing six years old and we have been on Blogger, Teh Google's blogging platform, for the entire duration! That is my gift to you, Teh Google. I hope you enjoy it.

And on Teh Google's twelfth birthday, we link to the Public Policy Blog that shows how Teh Google has been able to become so huge. The majority of the time that Google has been operating, Republicans have been running the show. Just so you know, if Democrats were in powah back in 1998 when Google started, the service would be nothing but an Indian (feather kind) blanket and a roaring bonfire.

Here is a way that you can help Teh Google Maps do a better job of running all of the Democrats out of the country. You see, ZERO small businesses are run by Democrats, so Small Business Blog is STRICTLY for Republicans. Since Teh Google doesn't have Food Stamp Blog or PBE Check Blog, I guess there is limited information for "Progressives" on Teh Google. (Yes, I am well aware that Larry and Sergey are Moonbats.)

Also, since Teh Google kicked off, they have delivered all kinds of fun toys to my pocket, including the Droid X. I only wish that they would hurry up and upgrade my OS so I could use the NEW TEH G-MAIL stuff on it!!!

Oh, but you know, the iPhone does an awesome job, amirite?!?!?!

Here are ten G-Mail tips from Mashable.

Here is a good move for Teh Google. Shut that damned "create a feed" service down. I used it for a couple of sites, y'all, and it was utter bullshit. I appreciated Teh Google trying to drag businesses into the RSS craze, but the feeds that Reader generated were Teh Suck.

Hey! Look! Liberal media is dying a slow painful death and they are going to try to keep afloat by using You Tube! Sixty Minutes, going to You Tube, wow.

Here's a tip for Sixty Minutes, try to actually publish some honest content on your You Tube page. The titles, description, and tags are important. Please try to remember not to falsify documents and stuff. It makes you look kinda screwy and dishonest. It might make you lose H-U-G-E clumps of market share.

Google Wave HAD to have had something to do with the new collaboration tools in Docs. So, methinks that Wave was ultimately successful.

New Teh Google Docs has multiple ways to import your files.

And whatever you do, do NOT forget that the OCR in Docs is working swimmingly. I have used it to translate an recipe screengrab from an old magazine and it missed ONE WORD.

Explaining the Ad Auction in Adsense.

Here's a little post about some social sharing plug-ins for Wordpress that goes well with this Teh Google dump, huh?

Oh! I almost forgot, I put up photo albums with Ines Sainz NUDE and Larissa Riquelme NUDE. Needless to say, they are kinda NOT. SAFE. FOR. WORK.

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Sunday, September 26, 2010

Um, What in the Hell?

There is obviously something awry with the Feedburner or something. After I posted the wildly successful and popular post below, my whole blog feed from the last three days reposted.

Sorry.

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Taxes - The Difference Between Right and WRONG

The big news this week is the fact that the Democrats have in all effects RAISED taxes on everyone in the entire country by not addressing what everyone is calling "The Bush Tax Cuts" set to expire at the end of 2010. Let's see if we can get to the bottom of this stupidity.

Watch the argument from the Leftist MORONS. Try not to laugh, I am being CEREAL!!!:



Please ignore the fact that this dude has NO FREAKING CLUE what he is talking about, that is EXACTLY the same thing as ALL Democrats. (And did that gross mother fucker almost eat something he dug outta his ear?!?!?!)

Now, the tax RATES that are IN PLACE NOW are ALREADY in place NOW. There is NO TAX CUT being contemplated. There is a H-U-G-E tax INCREASE that is going to happen unless the Democrats make a move to keep RATES where they are NOW.

Does this make sense to normal people? Simplified, you are paying X NOW. In January, you are going to be paying X+MORE. If the Democrats keep things as they are NOW, you will still being paying X in January.

NO. TAX. CUT.

This is very easy to understand for someone with just marginal intelligence, but Democrats do not qualify to be included in that subset of people.

Now, the Two Dogs Philosophy™.

To tax ANYONE at a greater rate than anyone else is immoral. To ALLOW poor people to pay less than their equal share is immoral. To FORCE rich people to pay more than their equal share is immoral. Everyone in this country should pay the same RATE.

Another thing, ObamaCare is about to institute INCOME taxes on the job-provided medical insurance and that is perfectly okay with me. That is certainly INCOME. BUT! To NOT tax the subsidized housing, food stamps, free schooling, free medical services, free utilities, and what not of deadbeats is IMMORAL. You cannot UP the amount of penalties paid by working people to further subsidize the free shit that deadbeats and freeloaders get.

To do so makes you EVIL.

And on to the Two Dogs Plan to Correct the Inequality in the Country Regarding INCOME and WEALTH™. (Yeah, I know that I need to tighten that policy name up a bit. Whatever.)

  1. Minimum wage must be eventually abolished. This shall INSTANTANEOUSLY make everyone more wealthy. The only people that experience break even status when minimum wage is increased, are the ones making minimum wage. Everyone else is penalized in direct proportion to the percentage to the minimum wage increase. This is easy to understand if you have ever had a BASIC MATH course.
  2. Taxes should be paid at the same rate by everyone. To permit losers from paying their fair share is to allow everyone to drag those losers along in the cart while those losers sup at the trough of deadbeatdom.
  3. Benefits of everyone should be taxable. That means EVERYONE. Food stamps (or government subsidized housing) and employer provided medical insurance are BOTH income. Granted, there is a monumental difference in the two because one of them is EARNED.
  4. No one is exempt. No one. That includes the person that was born with no arms or legs and cannot read or write. Just because that person does not possess the same awesomatic faculties as others, does not mean that person is absolved of their personal responsibility.
  5. Criminal behavior needs to be punished. Employers cannot hire someone that is in this country illegally. If the potential employee's name is Paco, check out his papers. If Paco has no papers, call the FREAKING LAWDOGS. This is NOT racism, this is FOLLOWING THE LAW. It is being a fine, upstanding citizen.

I realize completely that these opinions are not politically correct, but I do not give shit. They are COMMON SENSE.

Of course, you are never going to hear the Barrystream Media talking about the record tax increases that the Democrats have installed just by doing NOTHING to address the sun-setting of the current tax RATES. At some point, the Democrats shall come out and say something to the effect that they have tried to pass tax cuts for the middle class, but the Republicans would not let them.

Um, the Democrats currently have the House majority, 252-173, a difference of 79 seats, and the Senate majority, 57-41 with two "independents" that caucus with the Democrats, so 59-41.

If the Democrats wanted to pass ANY legislation, they could, but luckily they are NOT so stupid that they do not recognize that their ideology is HUGELY unpopular with the people that actually pay their salaries. Granted, the folks that vote for Democrats will always vote Democrat because they are too stupid to fucking breathe, but there are relatively few of them that actually work or pay taxes.

Get the tar and feathers ready, folks, this bloodbath is going to make the Democrats get ugly during the lame-duck session.

By the way, check out the Zemanta links, below. I chose them for evidence of how stupid the "Progressives" are. I think that those posts prove my point.

Please take the time to comment.

Saturday, September 25, 2010

Drive-By Blogging - Late Saturday Linkdump

There is an accumulation of numerous links in the folder tonight. There are probably ten Teh Google links and SEVENTEEN! non-Teh Google links. This post is those non-Teh Google links.

All of these posts were extremely interesting, yet they have not fit into the daily meme because the Democrats are on TURBO-CRIMINAL setting right now. Seriously, a PLAGUE is about the only way that we are going to get rid of these douchebags.

ON. TO. THE. BLOGSHOW!!!


Christina sees through the NEW! and IMPROVED! Contract with America.

No Sheeples Here has Fire from the Heartland trailers.

Breitbart bitch-slaps Bill Maher.

Basil performs the same FAVOR to one of his commenters.

Diane Sawyer cozies up with the "Progressives." As usual.

While the Democrats were trying to cover up their fraud by inviting Stephen Colbert to the Hill, the real corruption was being exposed elsewhere.

And Mississippi's voter fraud committed by the Democrats was being exposed at the very same time.

Did someone mention Democrat voter fraud?

More Democrat financiers headed to jail. Good.

Democrats continue to attempt to dumb down our education system and CREATE Democrat voters.

Paul Krugman and Jon Corzine are dumber than dogshit.

Speaking of shit.

Shit gone.

Some thoughts on the midterms from Dean.

Red's MOVING!!!

LET'S GET MARRIED!!!



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College Gameday - Week 4 - September 25, 2010 (UPDATED!!!)

UPDATE: Well, Blogger's scheduled post did NOT post. Dammit.

For those of you that are looking for the location of the Four Letter's Traveling Moron Circus known as College Gameday, they are performing in Boise at the Boise State Horses v. The Oregon State Spillway Rats.

SCOREBOARD moved to October 2, 2010! GAMEDAY!

Let's get it ON!!! College Gameday!

In case you are unaware, We Suck Bulldogs and the Bulldogs from The East are playing today. The best line is We Suck +2 and 48 o/u. That sounds INSANE. But, no matter, we be Crooming!!!

Please take the time to comment.

Friday, September 24, 2010

RiffTrax MST3K - Lord of the Rings

I cannot wait to see this. I used to love watching these shows.

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What Really Happened in DC Today - The Colbert Edition

I made a comment on a video of Stephen Colbert's performance in the Congressional Hearing today and total morons started harshing on me. The fact that someone is defending this idiotic farce makes me ill. Yes, I was called the dumb one because he was using SATIRE to draw attention to a problem that affect MILLIONS and obviously I just did not get it.

Let's address the whole topic without even commenting on the Democrat Congress having a comedian, whose whole act is making fun of Republicans, in to perform. Democrats instituted the minimum wage. Democrats increased the minimum wage in 2007, 2008, 2009 sending the economy into a total tailspin and EXPLODING the number of Mexican illegals in this country. But, hey, FUCK ALL THAT, let's have Stephen Colbert up to The Hill to put on his traveling MORON SHOW.

Even the idiot from Detroit, John Conyers, said this was stupid and asked Colbert to leave. Yes, then Conyers changed his mind.

Now, let's see why in the Holy Hell that this crazy, ridiculous, Democrat smoke-screen went down today, can we?

The Colbert Show could not have POSSIBLY been scheduled to coincide with THIS could it?

Well, of course it was.

Who scheduled that Colbert Clown Fuck? None other than Zoe Lofgren. Does it all make sense, now?

You see, the Democrats HAVE to cover up the corruption and political shenanigans the best that they can to keep as many of their ILK in office. And who better to know exactly the extent of the criminal behavior going on right now in the Barry White House than someone that cut their political teeth on the Nixon impeachment charges. And wonder why the only thing we have heard from Hillary Clinton in a long time, is her new hairstyle.

Folks, there are Democrats running DC, Congress has become nothing but a festering pool of sewage, equaled only by the cancerous oozing occurring at the White House.

You should wake up every morning JONESING to get your vote on when the Moron in Chief says stupid stuff like this.

Or when you read about the leftist terrorists cyber-attacking your friends and philosophical brethren.

Here are the Senate race breakdowns right now.

The first provisions of ObamaCare started yesterday and let's check-in on the lies that have been discovered THIS WEEK. There are many, many more of things to come, too.

More on ObamaCare at six months.

Lisa has a great bullet list of ObamaCare failures.

When you have liars, murderers, and thieves running the country, we get to see awesome instances of corruption and graft, but dammit let a chick running for office be a Republican and all Hell breaks loose.

Here's a recounting of Eugene Robinson's take of the Republican plan for our country when all of the Democrats are imprisoned.

And finally someone has narrowed the Obamanomic failures down to TEN. I could not do it, there are simply too many and ZERO successes.

A really simple economic question posed to the Obama-panty-wearing-booty-boy, Paul Krugman.

Zero Hedge put together some economic graphics that even Democrats can understand.

Here is a person in my chosen field talking about solutions to the collapse of the architecture business. To ignore the reasons for this depression is to ignore the only way to fix it. AND MORE GOVERNMENT IS NOT THE FUCKING ANSWER, MORON.

Please take the time to comment.

Great Criminal Democrats on Campaign

I so badly wish that this was a photo of Liz Parada, but Hell's to the NAW! John Hawkins sent out the ConBlast and we are all FORCED to post it otherwise we do not get our H-U-G-E Wingnut Paychecks for our RAAAAACISM. How else am I to keep my four country club memberships if not for getting paid for my astro-turfing?

Like after looking at the photo to the left, you actually NEED any reason to keep you from ever voting for another Democrat as long as you live, Hawkins thought that it would be a good idea to continually pour salt on the gaping financial wound caused by those imbeciles on your screen. Blame him, not me. I still wonder how John actually stole a Ku Klux Klan leadership roster.

Anyhoo, here is a list of all of the Democrats that are running for Congressional seats. Needless to say, every last one of them are dumb as stumps and as crooked as a dog leg. YES!!! Even Gene Taylor from MS-04.

They open in a new window or tab and I am too damned lazy to cut that html out, sorry.

ON. TO. THE. BLOGSHOW!!!!

Travis Childers
Dina Titus
Carol Shea-Porter
Ann Kuster
Harry Teague
John Hall
Michael Arcuri
Larry Kissell
Earl Pomeroy
Steve Driehaus
Mary Jo Kilroy
Zack Space
Kathy Dahlkemper
Bryan Lentz
Patrick Murphy
Chris Carney
Paul Kanjorski
John Spratt
Stephanie Herseth Sandlin
Roy Herron
Chet Edwards
Ciro Rodriguez
Glenn Nye
Tom Perriello
Denny Heck
Mike Oliviero
Julie Lassa
Steve Kagen
Steve Raby
Ami Bera
Joe Garcia
Trent Van Haaften
Stephene Ann Moore
John Callahan
Jon Hulburd
Jon Hulburd
Stephen Pougnet
Lori Edwards
Ravi Sangisetty
Pat Miles
Tarryl Clark
Tom White
Matthew Zeller
Paula Brooks
Manan Trivedi
Brett Carter
Suzan Delbene
Colleen Hanabusa
Robert Dold
Cedric Richmond
Lisa Murkowski
Barbara Boxer
Michael Bennet
Alexi Giannoulias
Robin Carnahan
Paul Hodes
Lee Fisher
Joe Sestak
Harry Reid
Scott McAdams
Kendrick Meek
Charlie Crist
Jack Conway
Patty Murray
Russ Feingold
Richard Blumenthal
Joe Manchin
Chris Coons
Ron Wyden
Kirsten Gillibrand
Mike McMahon
Scott Murphy
Bill Owens
Heath Schuler
Charlie Wilson
Betty Sutton
Kurt Schrader
Mark Critz
Lincoln Davis
Rick Boucher
Gerry Connolly
Rick Larsen
Ann Kirkpatrick
Harry Mitchell
Jerry McNerney
John Salazar
Betsy Markey
Allen Boyd
Alan Grayson
Alan Grayson
Suzanne Kosmas
Jim Marshall
Debbie Halvorson
Bill Foster
Phil Hare
Baron Hill
Leonard Boswell
Frank Kratovil
Gary McDowell
Mark Schauer
Mike Ross
Dennis Cardoza
Christopher Murphy
John Barrow
Melissa Bean
Bruce Braley
Dave Loebsack
John Yarmuth
Chellie Pingree
Tim Walz
Russ Carnahan
Rush Holt
Carolyn McCarthy
Dan Maffei
Bob Etheridge
Mike McIntyre
David Wu
Jason Altmire
Tim Holden
David Cicilline
Jim Matheson
Ron Kind
Bobby Bright
Gabrielle Giffords
Jim Costa
Loretta Sanchez
Ed Perlmutter
Jim Himes
John Carney
Ron Klein
Sanford Bishop, Jr.
Walter Minnick
Joe Donnelly
Ben Chandler
Gary Peters
Ike Skelton
John Adler
Martin Heinrich


Please take the time to check all of these criminals out.

Thursday, September 23, 2010

Test Post (UPDATED!!!)

I am trying out Windows Live Writer to see how easy it is to post on my blog, plus to see what it looks like on my comprooter.  Allegedly, you can see what the post shall look like without ever having to be online.

We’ll see.


Dude, it works like a charm and even the preview is perfect.

Bill Gates, you are sooper smirt!

Wal*Mart Declines

P1010396Image by sirdrak via FlickrSeriously, this is the photo recommended by Zemanta to accompany this post. If y'all have any clue why, please drop it in the comments.

As most of y'all have realized by now, I have added a bunch of junk to this page in an attempt to find some ads revenue that actually works. The bar at the bottom is for subscriptions and sharing, the new RSS and e-mail links at the top are to try to cipher through the traffic and find out who is reading my junk. The additional links from Zemanta and the other thingy are to see if I can drive traffic to other places, and the pandering to pervs with the NUDE posts is to see if I can grab traffic from idiots.

All that said, I have been putting together a money-making webbynets conglomerated syndicate in other places and one focus is on push-selling music. iTunes JUMPED at the opportunity to do business with me and there is no one that trashes MacApple like I do.

And, I tried to add Wal*Mart and this is the response they sent me.

Dear Paul Mitchell,
Thank you for submitting your application to the Wal-Mart MP3 Music Downloads Affiliate Program. We appreciate your interest in our program.

Wal-Mart MP3 Music Downloads carefully reviews each application to our program. Unfortunately, we do not feel that your Web site meets the criteria we have established for acceptance. At this time Wal-Mart MP3 Music Downloads is looking for affiliates with high traffic sites that have the potential for high sales volume. In addition, Wal-Mart.com will not accept into its affiliate program sites that fit the following descriptions:

* Promote sexually explicit material
* Promote violence or hate toward any persons or groups
* Promote illegal activities
* Promote alcohol, tobacco, gambling/lottery in any way
* Promote the use of pyramid, ponzi, or similar investment schemes
* Promote discrimination based on race, sex, religion, nationality, disability, sexual orientation, or age
* Contain, in our sole judgment, material that is defamatory, fraudulent, or harassing to us or any third party
* Are known as blogging sites, defined as sites that contain only blogging and no other form of informational content
* Include walmart or variations or misspellings thereof in their domain names
* Otherwise violate intellectual property rights of Wal-Mart.com, Wal-Mart Stores or its suppliers
* Disparage Walmart.com, Wal-Mart Stores or their suppliers
* Are under construction or not live at the time of application
* Require a username and password to access
* Are non-US based or are sites that primarily serve a non-US based audience
* Any other reason based on Wal-Mart's sole judgment.

Sincerely,
The Walmart MP3 Music Downloads Affiliate Team

Hmm. I guess that we can safely assume that Wal*Mart is yet another backer of the hideously stupid Democrat Party because of their promotion of decidedly politically correct nonsense. Does Wal*Mart realize that nearly everyone in the Democrat Party hates their company?

Seriously, I have no clue which ridiculous rule that I am violating, but they advertise on one BLOG that gets one sixteenth of the traffic that we get here.

I guess that at some point even successful companies try to LOSE business? Maybe Wal*Mart thinks that if they piss off enough normal people, then the Democrat Party will give them a bail-out, too? You know, it has gotten to the point that if you want to "compete," you have to take federal money to keep your prices in line with the Obamanomics model of stupidity.

Sorry, Wal*Mart, it was good knowing you, and I am genuinely distressed with the nut-punch you gave to one of your loyal customers. Maybe Kroger will treat me better.

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Wednesday, September 22, 2010

College Gameday - Week 4 - September 25, 2010

Dude, there has not been one single hit for College Gameday this week. I guess that most college footbaw watchers know that since the Four Letter's Traveling Gaggle of Douchebag Morons is going to be in I-DA-HO at the Bluefield Horses v. Another Team that Cannot Play in the Championship. I think that The Horses are playing the Beavers.

College Gameday shall be in Boise. I am pretty sure that there is no electricity in Boise, so maybe, just maybe, the Four Letters Retard Program will not be aired.

The fun part about the Idiots being in Boise is that there are only three games in the SEC that are infinitely better than the match-up they are going to air.

1. (1)Bammer v. (10)Razorhogs
2. (12)'Cocks v. (17)The Barn
3. (22)The Robert Byrds v. (15)Geaux Tigers

Instead, The Four Letter wants to be at (Not a D-I Team)Boise Horses v. (PAC-10 #7 Team)Beavers. Honestly, I had no idea that Boise was actually a four year school. When did they move up from Community College? And really, the NUMBER SEVEN TEAM in the PAC-10?

Good thing that there are only THREE games that would be better, huh?

AND CROOM!!!

Please take the time to comment.

COLLEGE GAMEDAY.

Tuesday, September 21, 2010

Teh Google Mapping the Elections

Every once in a while, Teh Google gives us a really good service that is patently helpful. You can make your own map, like below, right here.



WOO HOO!!! When is November?

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Drive-By Blogging - MALCOLM X? REALLY?

This is Malcolm X, formerly known as Malcolm Little, a small-time hoodlum that found "religion" in prison.

Yes, Little was a PRISLAMIST. He also promoted violence in pretty much everything that he did and was basically like Barry Obama's spiritual mentor, Jeremiah Wright.

Why is Malcolm Little on my radar this morning? Because the quote of the day came from Malcolm Little.

"A man who stands for nothing will fall for anything."

Let me make this easier for y'all. Check out this quote.

Those who stand for nothing fall for anything.” Alexander Hamilton.

Just because I state words, doesn't not (<--typo, but I'm leaving it!) mean that I was the origin. There is so much misinformation available these days that it boggles the mind, especially when you get to talking about one of the prized possessions of the "Progressives." Now, in the last few days I have seen numerous posts about "If Malcolm X were alive today, he would be in the Tea Party." WHY THE HELL WOULD ANYONE WANT TO BE ASSOCIATED WITH A VIOLENT CRIMINAL THAT ADVOCATES FOR RACE WARS? And pray-tell, how is that congruent with the ideology of the Tea Parties? Yes, there are even idiots on the CORRECT (right) side of the political aisle.

Here are some of the quotes from Malcolm X, ALLEGEDLY. Notice the related authors of Mr. X.

You read all these quotes about freedom and justice, then you see the one about a man that works for his own livelihood is a BLOODSUCKER, what do you think? Well, you think that obviously Malcolm was not too swuft in the HEAD department.

"PROGRESSIVES" never are, folks.

Now, if I were running the Tea Party crowd, I would make all attempts to keep the "Man, we got some black folks in our group, too" thingy from happening and quit trying to entice folks to join BECAUSE OF RACISM.

Tea Party = smaller government and greater freedom.

"Progressivism" = really stupid blathering about groups of subgroups of microgroups and ridiculous ideology that makes intelligent people cry.

Pick a side, y'all.

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Monday, September 20, 2010

Let's Talk About Masturbation (UPDATED!!!)

UPDATE: Read Basil's post before you read this, it's better.

Much has been said about Christine O'Donnell's statements that she is opposed to masturbation. (No, I have NOT heard what she said and could not care less.)

AND?

Normal people do not talk about it, do not promote it, and do not condone it. Sorry, we also know that kids are going to try it, but since we are not sexually perverted weirdos like those morons on the left, we try to teach our kids that the sex act is to be shared between a man and his wife.

We VALUE the act of love-making and do not want to turn it into an act of self-gratification totally about the orgasm. No, sex is supposed to be the most meaningful act that human beings can perform.

All that shit aside...

What I want from an elected official is for them to cut fucking taxes and let me keep what I earn because I am GUARANTEED my individual rights, which includes the right to keep the fruits of my labor.

Of course, Democrats cannot make ANY election about ideology or philosophy, they have to make elections about ridiculous bullshit that distracts their stupid voters.

Please keep in mind that if you are a Democrat, you can CHANGE your stupid behavior and refuse to continue to be a moron for your entire life.

Just because you are stupid now, you do not have to be stupid always, you know?

And in response, here is Chris Coons' campaign ad that promotes jacking off all the time, because that is what you are about if you are a Democrat.



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Sunday, September 19, 2010

Update on Droid X and Teh Google

When we last checked in on the Droid X, it had been decommissioned by an incompetent Verizon "technician." I went round and round with Verizon when the new replacement phone was back ordered.

Yes, the Droid X sold out in four days. Not good planning there Motorola.

Anyhoo, I went back to the trusty old stand-by, the MotoRazr V3 for about two weeks. Guess what? I STILL do not have a reason not to keep using the V3 other than I want to be even more obnoxious with my mo-BILE phone.

Anyhoo, anyhoo, Verizon gave me nearly seven hundred bucks in credits because of the problem with the tech and the new phone. Plus, the new Droid X was only 99 bucks. So, staying with the same company since 1986, while they are being bought and sold, must make for some value. I guess it does not hurt that up until Ma got hitched and I got rid of the UBS card, I was shelling out about five hunnert smackers a month for my service.

On to the review...

It is impossible to do a head to head comparison to the iPhone because the iPhone is so far inferior in every way except for battery life. So, if you have an iPhone, I am sorry, we'll catch up through the US Postal Service or something. Do you iPhone users really have a string attached to every other iPhone in the world?

The Droid X is flat-out awesome. It does everything exceedingly well, except the text messaging is slow out of the box. When you receive a text message, it take about nine seconds to actually get to it. All of the contact data loads, avatars included, and it holds things up a bit. Once that is loaded, sending a return message is one click and speak. The Google talky thing has messed up a total of ONE message that I have sent and I sound like Jethro Bodine.

The browser is blazing fast and the bookmark thingy is straight out of Minority Report.

Adding Twittah and FAILbook drags every bit of the information from those people including what they are wearing RIGHT NOW. (Not really, but damned near.) Add the Seesmic App, it is smooth as silk.

The integration with G-Mail, Docs, Maps, Reader, blah, blah, blah is perfect. This alone puts the iPhone in the shade. This one little feature should put MacApple out of business.

Short answer, I give this phone all THREE of my thumbs up. Get one. NOW. After using it for a week, you'll want to hunt Steve Jobs down and punch him and every one of his fanboys in the junk.

Now, for Teh Google news.

Since we were on the X, the Wall Street Journal covered Teh Google Instant and I wanted to say that it works really well on the X, too. There is no limit to how much Instant Search is going to change the web. No limit.

Teh Google released a new conversion e-book to try to address some of the upcoming changes. Grab your copy from the top link here.

I have been going back and forth with three folks on the advantages of Wordpress v. Blogger. I still cannot see why I can't make the modifications to Blogger that Wordpress uses as a standard, but this Blogger template seems to be almost exactly what I want from a blog. If I could ever figure out how to add the updated templates and still use the HTML editor that I like in Blogger, I would have never switched for my business blog and all of my future blogging endeavors.

Well, except for my Tumblr. Dammit, I love that Tumblr. If you like unique architecture, you will too.

Calendar added SOUND NOTIFICATIONS
!!! I kinda missed those, but I turned them off in about an hour and a half.

You can win some free advertising from Teh Google TV Ads by entering this contest.

From the You Tube Blog, they are rolling out TRIAL LIVE STREAMING. Goodbye, Hulu.

Also, from You Tube, SEXY GOLF CARTS. Not kidding. And did Jimi Hendrix write that bumper music?

Teh Google Places has added tags. They have not been in place yet for the traffic testing for me, but I'll let you know. I guess it can't HURT.

Docs Viewer is different, now. Kinda Scribd or Adobe Reader-esque, huh?

Docs has also increased printer options. Just for your information, printer ink is allegedly the most expensive fluid on the planet.

Here are four more link-building thingies for your amusement. Of course, we employ Zemanta in this here blorx and I have not noticed a single difference.

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MoM's Political and Electoral Predictions

If you are keeping up with the goings on in DC, you are well aware that this November's elections are going to be a 300-style bloodbath for the Moron Party. Why is it that Democrats up for reelection are not actively throwing Obamanomics, ObamaCare, and Barry Obama under the wheels of the bus?

Because they WANT to lose. And BADLY.

Why would I say that? Well, most everyone knows that the economy is unraveling faster than a tie-dyed tee-shirt. If it happens totally AFTER Republicans retake the Congress, then the Barrystream Media can blame it ALL on the Republicans instead of the terrible economic policy that Democrats have passed since January 2007. (Yes, George W. Bush signed into law the minimum wage increase that jump started this collapse.)

You know damned well that when, NOT IF, the economy totally falls apart worse than it is now, and the Republicans are in power, the national media shall start shouting from the highest rooftops that it did not happen while Democrats were in charge in a dishonest attempt to bolster their ideology of FAIL.

However, there is nothing that we can do about that and only the really stupid people, that do not have jobs or pay taxes, even listen to the Barrystream Media at all.

I have said it many, many times in the past. We and our philosophical brethren ARE in the minority. People who do the right thing no matter what will always be in the minority. We, who take the responsibility for our own actions and our own well-being, will NEVER be the majority, yet we are STILL expected to take care of and provide for those that are not our equals. We do that because that is the price that we pay for being able to excel.

We accept the millstone of those that are inferior to us because we know that they are ultimately our responsibility. Yes, we are our brother's keeper because we are more powerful than they are. Not only do we accept it, we do it willingly.

So, let them lie, cheat, and steal, as they always do. We'll continue to do the right thing because it is the right thing.

And the Democrats will lose this November. The economy will collapse totally when the money spigot is turned off. Companies will leave the country even faster than they are now to avoid the massive Democrat regulations and increased costs of doing business. Unemployment shall CONTINUE to rise. Social Security will bounce their first check. Race riots will erupt all over the country when the welfare is no longer available. Criminal Mexicans will go even more batshit than they already are. More folks in the Congressional Black Caucus will be investigated for stealing and fraud.

Blah, blah, blah.

And we will continue to carry those deadbeats on our backs.

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In Defense of Christine O’Donnell

Oh yes, a new Republican chick is in the crosshairs of the "Progressives." Is there any doubt why?

It is simply because she is not as ugly as a mud fence.

What in the mortal Hell is wrong with those on the left that makes them hate women that are not ugly as Aunt Esther Obama or the Head Democrat Female, Nancy Pelosi?

IT. IS. ENVY.

There is no way for a leftie to debate anyone on any issue, so they simply have to make as many accusations as possible about the intelligence level, the philosophical beliefs, or the appearance of a normal person. This is because "Progressives" are hideously ugly, sandpoundingly stupid, and morally bankrupt.

Christine O’Donnell, please keep doing what you are doing, because when the left goes batshit crazy, it is a good thing.

"Ewwwww, she's a witch."

Holy crap. See: Sarah Palin.

And I know that you are wondering how I know this so well. It is because I know hot bikini chicks, even Teh Google acknowledges that I am number four in the world in knowing hot bikini chicks. (By the way, Teh Google says that I am NUMBER ONE this morning. Y'all are awesome.)

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Saturday, September 18, 2010

College Gameday - Week 3 - September 18, 2001

WOO HOO!!! The Moron Crew from COLLEGE GAMEDAY is at Jordan-Hare for The Barn v. Clemson.

By the way, this scoreboard is MORE than just a pretty face, HERE IS HOW TO USE IT. And Moogie, I know that I promised to show how to proxy server to see the blacked out games, but I just did not have the time this week. I'll make TWO videos to make up for it. (One will be me dancing NEKKID.)

(Scoreboard moved to College Gameday - Week Four - September 25, 2010.)

There are some good games today. NUMBER UNO, Bammeroids v. Duke is NOT one of them. I predict 6,000,000 to DONUTS.

And weirdly enough, I like We Suck v. Geaux Tigers with the points. We Suck is getting 7.5 across the board, but I saw one line at 9.5. I need me some of that action.

And, I look for Klansingtonville to LOSE to Vandy. No shit. Vandy gets 14.5, take it and HOCK THE FARM.

COLLEGE GAMEDAY!!!!

Oh, and since we are talking about FOOTBAW, here's Ines Sainz NUDE.

CROOM!!!

Friday, September 17, 2010

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