Sunday, October 31, 2010

The Sunday Funnies - The Obamessiah Edition

If you want to watch a post develop and then just simply peter off to nothing, read on...

Image was stolen from Reaganite Republican.

No, I do not find any humor in Obama's actions that are decidedly anti-freedom, anti-individuality, and PRO-FAILURE.

On Sunday, October 31, 2010, here's where we are, two days away from a monumentally huge election with still around forty percent (40%) of the population HOPING on this current government. Lemme break it down.

I think that pretty much everyone wants the same stuff for their family that I want. Exclude Muslims from that mix because they want everyone DEAD. So do some "Progressives" but for the most part, everyone wants everyone else to be happy, healthy, and wealthy. Do we agree on that point? Good.

There exists a philosophy that DEMANDS for everyone to fund that philosophical group's pet causes of the day. I refuse to do that. I want to fund the stuff that interests me and is important to me. And I want to do that with my OWN MONEY. Furthermore, I want all other people to fund their OWN CAUSES with their OWN MONEY. This CUH-RAZEE thought-y process is called "individuality." I want people to leave me alone to my wants, needs, and desires, and in return, I shall do the same for them.

Personally, I do not think that is too much to ask. I have plenty of friends that do not understand what I mean by saying that conservatism allows everyone to do as they please. When someone says that they are fiscally conservative or socially conservative, I think that they simply have not taken the time required to sort through their thoughts.

What "Conservatism" means to me is simply "To conserve the tenets of individual freedom." If we follow those ideas and concepts, EVERYONE is afforded the same liberties as everyone else, which was kinda why a bunch of old, white dudes risked their lives, families, and property. Of course, we shall never get back to that point until the currently self-described "liberal" ideology is DESTROYED. Yes, destroyed, completely, totally, and with such terrible malice that it never returns.

For someone to identify with a "liberal" ideology these days means that they are supportive of an overwhelmingly oppressive big government that takes earned wealth (PROPERTY) from one person and gives it to another. Taking these steps does NOTHING that is positive. First, it PUNISHES the man that earns more than he consumes. Second, it REWARDS the man that doesn't provide for himself. On other words, the regulation is BY DESIGN, reducing production and savings, while at the same time, increasing idleness and sloth. Call this what it is, EVIL.

Let me tell you how to solve these problems simply and effectively. Give to me the Social Security numbers of the two people that I am fully supporting with my federal income tax "contributions" yearly so I can claim them on my returns. If you take the damned time necessary to actually LOOK at the damned money that we are shelling out in income tax, you shall see that it is NOT one person, but two extra folks that you are carrying.

How is it possible that in the most free country on Planet Earth, we have an entire segment of the population that refuses to work, refuses to attempt to learn a trade, and nothing ever changes? Because of liberalism.

I had a FAILbook friend suggest a few topics upon which they are "socially liberal." Among these are "gay rights," education for all who want it, stem cell research, low-controlled cost healthcare and insurance reform.

Since FAILbook is really not a good place to go all Two Dogs on someone, you know, because they are my friend, I thought I would drop that here.

To quickly recap, RIGHTS in the United States of America are acknowledged in the first ten amendments to the Constitution. I covered that Bill of Rights in great detail at this here blarq. Here is my Bill of Rights label, remember, you have to start at the beginning, which is the bottom, and read up. (Like Muslims.)

In case you do not get it, the Bill of Rights applies to everyone equally, however, since government got all up in everyone's business, there is now a LEGALIZED, government sanctioned marriage. The fact that any citizen allowed that bullshit to happen is beyond me, but nowhere is MARRIAGE even considered as a RIGHT by the Constitution. Get rid of ALL marriages sanctioned by government. If you want to give your stuff to your boyfriend Kevn when you die, write a freaking note and say, "I give all my shit to Kevn." Simple. Oh, but what about if you are in a car wreck and wind up in the hospital. Simple there, too. On your paperwork, place, "In case of emergency, call Kevn." Geez, why the Hell would the queers want to pay EXTRA taxes just so they could be Kevn and Sage Throckmorton? Change your damned name, yo'.

Currently, anyone can go to any school that they get admitted to. Done. You cool with that? If you want to go to doctoring school, my suggestion would be BE SMART as Hell, study all the time, make straight As, and apply to all the schools you can. If you do not have the cash to go, get a job at McDonalds to pay your way through school. Problem solved.

Stem cell research. She thought that EMBRYONIC stem cell research was restricted. It is not. Government funding is not available for unlimited ESC research. I wish this was because everyone knew that ESC research has produced one success, the ability to grow SUPER TUMORS at starling rates. Other than that, nothing. When you couple that with the fact that real scientists, meaning those not funded by government, have already used adult stem cells that can replicate into any type of cell. That was why scientists were trying to use ESCs in the first place. Now that they can do the same thing with adult cells, why even think about using the ESCs that cause super tumors?

Low or controlled cost "healthcare" and insurance. This is probably the most difficult of these issues to address because medical services costs have only skyrocketed in the last thirty years. Not only that, but currently fully forty-seven percent of Americans pay ZERO for medical services, we are already halfway to the point that we are taxed an exorbitant rate to filter our medical services dollars through the insanely inefficient federal government.

The HUGE elephant on the pool table is the fact that any time government regulations are made more rigid, costs escalate and availability is reduced. Point in case, the John Edwards BILLIONS-MAKING lawsuits that made Cesarean Sections much more likely. Edwards imagined that Cerebral Palsy was caused by a problem with longer labor times before delivery. From Classical Values:
Edwards specifically has made much of his fortune suing doctors for not performing C-sections, arguing that they help prevent cerebral palsy in children. In 1970, six percent of all births were C-sections; in 2003, that number had climbed all the way up to 28 percent. However, as John Stossel reports, there had not been a decrease in prevalence of cerebral palsy during that time. Hence, although Edwards' lawsuits have not, apparently, prevented any cases of cerebral palsy, they have, at least in part, yielded a great increase in the occurrence of C-sections. Now doctors do C-sections "just to be safe," meaning safe from lawsuits, though the procedure is not so safe for mothers. While C-sections are not overly dangerous, women are four times more likely to die during a C-section than during vaginal birth; this is not an insignificant risk.

What this does is immediately increase medical services by minimally twenty percent because a huge medical cost is child birthing and the complications afterward. So, in order to alleviate the costs of lawsuits and take a hit on claims, insurance companies had to SHARPLY increase the costs of malpractice insurance for doctors. This is a direct overhead cost that is passed along to the consumer.

Even men have to pay that added cost because ALL malpractice insurance costs have skyrocketed because of LIBERALS like John Edwards. Oh, and also those lawsuits were not even based on SCIENCE, either.

In addition, Teddy Kennedy made it his lifelong crusade to bring about single payer medical coverage. From Teddy's speech about his HMO Act of 1973, "As the author of the first HMO bill ever to pass the Senate, I find this spreading support for HMOs truly gratifying. Just a few years ago, proponents of health maintenance organizations faced bitter opposition from organized medicine. And just a few years ago, congressional advocates of HMOs faced an administration which was long on HMO rhetoric, but very short on action."

Of course, the reason that BIG MEDICINE opposed Teddy's bill is because they knew that costs were about to go through the roof. THEY WERE RIGHT, TEDDY WAS WRONG.

In ObamaCare, there is ZERO chance for insurance companies to even stay in business. Witness the FACT that already medical insurance companies are raising premiums and cutting services to shift money to covering the ridiculous amounts of paperwork required by the law. Administrative costs are NOT doctoring, folks. Filling out "Form 10-289*" does not cure the common cold, it takes the doctor away from curing the common cold.

Also, ObamaCare is going to remove the tax shelter of having your medical insurance be BEFORE tax money. Personally, I am all for that because that is definitely income. There are plenty of other folks that do not agree with me on that, though, because they are getting huge money that is nontaxable.

What are the solutions here? Cut out all withholding taxes. Everyone cuts a check quarterly. That is the ONLY way that everyone will come to understand how much of their salary they are losing to wasteful government spending. Then, when everyone is good and pissed off about the amount of money robbed from them, propose a flat tax.

As an aside, abolish the damned minimum wage. If you do not think that inflation is exploding, you are not paying attention. Do yourself a favor and check commodities pricing over the last ten years or so. Yeppers, pricing has DOUBLED.

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*Directive 10-289 is from Atlas Shrugged. Check it, it is all too telling.

Saturday PM/Sunday AM - College Gameday Wrap-up.

Just so y'all know, we had a pretty impressive showing on the major Search Engines today for our College Gameday thingy. On Teh Google, we actually came in sixth for "College Gameday Week 9." On Bing, we were second. We have not been off the first page on either search engine for "College Gameday (plus the week)" this year. Y'all are doing AWESOME!!!

Check the image. The search results delivered from Bing for "college game day october 30 2010" actually led to the post from two weeks ago, though. BING FAIL. However, I outranked The Four Letter, Wiki, and Brad Carroll. BAM! In yo' mouf'.

On my picks, dude, I kept the streak alive, I SUCK!!!

Andy, on the other hand, picked Cornhuskers by 14. Did it on the nose. Picked Auburn by 30. Won by 20, but the spread was six and a half. Oregon by 10. Won by 21. Picked Iowa by 2. Won by 31. Picked K-State by 6. They lost. And picked Baylor over Tejas. Won again. Andy went 5-1. Not bad, and I cannot wait to see Sunday Morning Quarterback.

Here's what I did. Picked Vols with the points, won, but lost the under. Picked The Barn. Won. Picked the Razorhawgs. Won. Picked State to win, but not cover on spread or O/U. Split. I did not pick the UGA-Flarda game ACCIDENTALLY, but I tell you, I would have lost on both counts there.

By the way, I think that the last time Mississippi State won six in a row, it was 1999 and no one had ever heard of that moron, Barry Obama. Ah, good times.

Dude, I cannot wait for Week 10, when is Saturday at?

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Saturday, October 30, 2010

College Gameday - Week 9 - October 30, 2010

The simpering idiot screechfest of the Four Letter, College Gameday, is camping out in LOSERVILLE for the uSCCC v. Oducks game. In other words, they have taken the week off from college footbaw. Does anyone know why they are playing junior high school footbaw on a Saturday? But, today in PAC-10 News, it is NOT SAFE FOR WORK.

Below the Board, we have the match-ups for the Championship Conference and my limited handicapping! Enjoy the day, y'all.

SCOREBOARD MOVED TO NOVEMBER 6, 2010.

Games are as thusly...

The day starts with Rocky Top at 'Cocks at 12:21. For all of you Vol fans, this year must hurt. Conventional wisdom is that the pain will not stop today. With the 'Cocks giving about 17-18 points, and the O/U around 48 or 49, I would go with Vols and the under. So it is written, but Vols LOSE.

The World's Largest Outdoor Cocktail Party is today, too. Dawg Sports has brought the Hate Week and runs down every bit of history in history on this game. I saw the line at three earlier this morning, but right now it is at +1.5 UGA with an O/U at 48. Pick 'Em.

The Barn at African American Bears at 6:00. The Barn is laying 6.5 points and the O/U is at SIXTY!!! Normally, I would root for the Klan the Black Ursas, but today, we need The Barn to stay undefeated so as not to totally ruin the BCS.

Vandy at Razorhawgs at 7:00. Razorhawgs are laying over twenty points to the Bilties. O/U is stuck on 54. I am assuming that Mallet is playing!!!

UK FINALLY gets the Hell out of town and travels to We Suck. 'Bout damned time, reminds me of those Bammer years when they played 26 home games every season. The West Dawgs are giving six points to an O/U of 56.5. Let's give this one to the Suckers, but I do not think they'll make the spread or the O/U.

Bammer and Geaux Tigers are off this week and they play each other next week. If The Four Letter wants to send the dumbasses to a good game, this would be the one, y'all.

COLLEGE GAMEDAY!!!

And, and, and, say it with me, CROOM!!!

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Thursday, October 28, 2010

Rolling out the Archives

The Soldiers' Angels VALOUR-IT drive is ON!! The link is at the top of the sidebar. Quit dilly-dallying, click that link. If you do not know what Soldiers' Angels is, that means you have not been reading my blog. Here is what it is. Okay, are you through reading? Then click the danged link, Homer.

While I was looking for an information link from the past, I ran across a couple of posts that I spewed out that sum up quite nicely the economic and financial meltdown that is coming.

Back in 2008, the Moron Democrat Party that has always controlled our Mississippi State House was screeching about Guvnah Haley cutting stuff from the Medicaid budget. Ignore the FACT that Medicaid is a LOSER program that will never be successful, just concentrate on numbers.

The former Guvnah, Ronnie Musgrove, went to the radio airwaves with a HUGE ad buy to get more people on welfare. That was his economic plan. Luckily we only had that toolbox for four years. Anyhoo, Ronnie added nearly one hundred thousand morons to the deadbeat rolls and SURPRISE!!! Just a few years later, in a state with barely over two million people, there was a money meltdown.

Democrats, because they are dumb as fuck, did not want to undo the lunacy that caused the calamity, they wanted MORE TAXES. Here was my take on how fucking dumb you must be to be a Democrat.

Then we had, "The Turd's Clean End."

I think that it is funny that in the last week, the Barrystream Media is talking about a Republican win of Congress would be like Germany in the 1930s. I have read that before somewhere, said about someone else. But, even though the Barrystream Media could not be further from the truth, the post that I read was 100% true. It's like the writer of that article was a time traveler in a Charlie Chaplin movie or something!!!

I think that we can all agree that if you vote Democrat, you hate the United States of America.

This past week, the Barrystream Media rolled out the dried out husk of Jimmuh Cartuh in an attempt to make their Obamessiah look less like a DUMBASS. Jimmuh tried like Hell to make that happen, too. It is just so sad when older citizens go batshit senile, but you would think that their family would keep them at home to keep them from embarrassing themselves.

Barry Obama's HUGE payoff to Wall Street, for their overwhelming support when he was a candidate, is going to come back to bite the entire financial well-being of the world in the ass.

Everyone knows that our spending is unsustainable at every level.

But, since it is SOOOOO unsustainable, President FUCK YOU TAXPAYER is headed to Mumbai to party like an idiot.

In January, the Democrats will have COMMANDED the Congress for four years. Grab a vomit hat and watch a compilation of stupidity that they have perpetrated on normal folks.

Here is what the Democrat Congress has done this past year.

Let's check in on the elections, can we? Well, shock me nekkid and call me Humpback Henry, the Democrats are using the very same tactics they always use, FRAUD.

And that meddling kid, James O'Keefe, has unions officials ON TAPE talking about their planned fraud!!!

Oddly, we just found out that Liberalism is caused by a birth defect. Who did not know this? Who?!?!?!

Barbara Boxer is strong-arming the teachers to vote for her, too. Yes, that is illegal.

Remember, all Democrats are criminals and they will lie, cheat, steal, and murder to win elections. And then we shall have a President John F. Kennedy all the way down to Senator Al Franken.

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The Enemy of a Friend of my Friends is my Enemy

Having never been to Canada because they do not play in the SEC, I actually have no idea where it is. I think that it is in Southern Louisiana because they talk like French and shit, but that is only a wild guess.

Anyhoo, Arnie, the dude what runs Blazing Cat Fur, is getting sued by some douchebag for some idiotic reason, and Arnie is soliciting funds for the lawsuit. Go help out before the year ends and you do not have a nickle nickel left. (Someone could have told me that I misspelled NICKEL before Right Girl blasted this post all over the web, but NOOOOO, I had to catch myself being a moron.)

This post title means that all of my Canadian friends, Right Girl (numerous shared posts since yesterday), The Mayor of Mitchieville, and Kathy Shaidle (married to the malcontent, Arnie, and the blogger that sent me the most traffic EVAH**), are all trying to get out the message.

Go chunk in your five, eight, or ten thousand bucks, please.

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**No, Glenn Reynolds has never linked this blog because MOST Rocky Top fans SUCK. But, not TexasMarko.

The BCS - Once Again Into the Breech - College GAMEDAY!!!

The Four Letter Network's College Gameday made the decision to try to get as far away from college footbaw as they could get without going to Boise. They are in SoCal for the National Junior College Handicapped Championship with Oducks v. uSCCC. I am not really sure where the Oducks play, but I am certain their town sucks. At least they didn't name their team, "The Trojans!!!"

"Hey, Jim, let's start a junior college footbaw team, but name it after something you slip on your junk!!! It will be a laugh riot!!!"

All across this great country, there are people that believe as I do. However, only in the South are there people that believe as I do that get to experience REAL college footbaw. I love my philosophical brethren, but when some right-minded person from Cali brings up the PAC-10 and wants to talk college footbaw, I just yawn.

Such is the case with Nigel at Six Meat Buffet this morning. I have all the sympathy in the world for PAC-10 homers, they have never experienced college footbaw FAH reals.

Let's check in on the historical record from the onset of the Bowl Championship Series to get a grasp on the way things really are. Luckily, since the BCS started, there have been metrics that have kept us from having to watch a uSCCC v. tOSU "championship" game every year. Obviously, the VAST majority of sportscasters, those morons that talk sports, went to SoCal or Bucknuts. That is the only explanation for those two teams EVER being ranked in the Top 100, much less the Top Ten.

Let's get those two LOSERS outta the way really quickly.

tOSU has played in three BCS championships and actually won one! They beat Miami, a team from the Big Least. They lost to Florida and LSU, who play in the, um, SEC.

uSCCC has played in two championship games and won ONE. They beat Boomer Sooner and lost to Tejas. Both teams are from the only other legitimate championship conference, the Big 12 SOUTH.

Two additional teams deserve a special mention. Flarda State Criminoles and Boomer Sooner. Oklahoma because they have played in the game four times, with a record of 1-3, losing to two different SEC teams (Geaux Tigers and Flarda) and uSCCC. Flarda State played in the first three, winning one against Va Tech of the Big Least and losing to Rocky Top (SEC) and Boomer Sooner (Big 12 SOUTH).

The Big Least has played in two games and is 1-1, with two different teams playing, Va Tech and Miami.

The ACC has played in three games and is 1-2 with only Flarda State representing.

The Big 10(11)(12) has played in three games, is 1-2, with only Bucknuts representing.

The PAC-10 has played in two games, is 1-1, with only uSCCC representing.

The Big Twelve SOUTH has played in seven games, with a record of 2-5, with three different teams playing, Boomer Sooner, Tejas, and Nebraksnatuckysaw. Okie and Tejas won one apiece.

Finally, the SEC. The SEC has won the BCS Championship Game for the last FOUR YEARS. In the twelve years that the BCS has been in operation, the SEC has played in six games, fully HALF of those games. Of those six games, the SEC has lost ZERO. Of those wins, the SEC has been represented by FOUR different teams, Rocky Top, Geaux Tigers (twice), Flarda (twice), and Bammer.

I would like to be able to say that today's number one in the BCS poll, The Barn, would add to the championships that the SEC has, but the reason that the SEC has not won every BCS game played to date is because of the parity in the conference. There can technically only be one undefeated team in the SEC, because they play a conference championship, unlike the PAC-10 or the Big 10(11)(12).

So, to summarize, one THIRD of the SEC has won one HALF of all BCS games and the SEC has never lost. Not once. There is no other conference that has a WINNING record in BCS games, much less an undefeated one.

To simplify things in college footbaw, I make the proposal that the Big 12 SOUTH champion and the SEC champion play for the national title every year. That is the only way to have a true college footbaw champion.

No hard feelings to you, the lesser conferences, there is simply no comparison of your conference to the SEC. This is not simply my opinion, which I have held ever since I figured out what college footbaw was, but the history and mathematics kinda proves me right. Get over it.

(PS. If I missed a conference in my rundown on the BCS game (from memory!), I am sorry, but y'all are irrelevant to the world as a whole and you know it. And the image on this post is to show y'all that even the suckiest teams in the SEC, have the hottest chicks with the biggest...um...hands.)

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Wednesday, October 27, 2010

Crazy Storage

Since I am such a storage hound, I get daily updates of sales for more and more storage. Here is a crazy deal. READ IT.

Get a Kingston 256GB DataTraveler 310 USB Flash Drive for $599.95, a $477.05 Savings!

That is awesome, but kinda pricey. I cannot wait until I am able to afford to put together a BANK of these babies for my storage array. I can just have them numbered and take my whole drive with me to meetings and stuff.

Again, my first computer had a 1.6 gig hard drive with 16 megs of RAM.

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Teh Google White Trash Wednesday Post

She's wearing a wife beater tee-shirt, get it?

In an attempt to create a better blogging experience for my reader, I am trying to figure out a schedule for these Teh Google posts so you can pick up the latest Teh Google trends and stuff without having to keep hitting F5 over and over again. I think that Wednesday, my lowest traffic day by far will be the Teh Google day. If you have any objections, please lemme know in the comments.

As an occasional reader of this blog, you might not know that I am a big proponent of free market capitalism that exists nowhere on Planet Earth. What I have increasingly found is that there is a rising community of people that are trying to develop this unknown economic system online. That interests me greatly.

To establish that economy online, traffic is the single most important thing. I have been running traffic studies on this blog and other small blogs to test some of my theories that run contrary to typical traffic ideas. Some of my stuff appears to be working, some has failed miserably. Here's what I know beyond any doubt whatsoever, stellar content makes all the difference in the world and knowing exactly what traffic you want helps you come up with strategies to attract that traffic.

If I wanted to, I could have the NUMBER ONE pr0n site on the entire webbynets because I keep up with sports blogs. You do the math and put that together in your head.

Stellar content gets found by search engines and Teh Google is kinda important when you see that with the addition of You Tube, they now control about 6.4% of ALL internet traffic.

Also, labeling and tags are of the utmost importance. I wish I had known that I would be shifting my gears to establish a business presence online about five years ago when I started putting the dumbass tags on my posts here. Despite what mediocre content is on this blog, it is a very good traffic source proven beyond any doubt by the fact that I drove 600 people to the html site that I built and linked here yesterday. Average time on that one page site was over three minutes and there are only seventy-one words on the site not including the six in the header and header image. Figure that out for me please? My readers are slow readers?

Anyhoo to develop authoritay, step one, create wonderful content that people want to read. That seems easy enough, right? Step two, label your posts with relevant tags that are current and not stupid. Those labels are wonderful linky things for the search engines. Check out the Label navigation on the right sidebar. You shall notice that mine is a pulldown instead of the whole label list showing. If someone is searching for something on your site, the label navigation is a great way for them to find it, but as you grow your blog, that list of labels gets quite large. Currently, I have about seventy labels, dude, that would gobble up some screen real estate, so pulldown is the way to go.

If you wanna be like me, simply go to your Blogger blog dashboard thingy, go to the Design tab and add an Page Element for the Labels. Then, click over to "edit html," check the "Expand Widgets Template" checkbox, and simply replace the code seen in the image to the left. Click it to see it large if you are old and blind. If you return to the Design tab, you will still have the selections like a normal widget, PLUS one. Enjoy.

On to the BLOGSHOW!!!

Did you know that you can Keyboard Shortcut your way to awesomeness on You Tube?

Teh Google has changed their sidebar search to reflect Places instead of Maps. You BETTER have set up your FREE! Places account for your business, yo. This equates to FREE LOCAL TRAFFIC, the Utopia of money in your wallet.

Teh Google is also slowly rolling out Boost, another Teh Google Local Search thingy. Dear Mr. Phonebook, eat a dick.

Teh Google Docs has a new, new, new Piechart thingy. I cannot wait for a break so I can go make some dumb piecharts about Democrat criminal stuff. Let's cut to the video, Chet!

G-Mail is asking for help to improve Tasks. They like to give away free stuff for people testing their stuff, too.

You can add Auto-Advance in G-Mail if you find it in your G-Mail Labs tab. I cannot see that this actually saves me any time, though.

If you do find that YOU have some free time, though, how about you grabbing some free e-books for your Droid X or another inferior internet device? They have a crazy big list, too.

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Tuesday, October 26, 2010

The Income Automation System - Promoted Post!!!

In the last couple of weeks, I have been involved with two different money-making launches and it appears to be doing okay, so I upped my game a tad.

I built my first affiliate page thingy!!! Yes, it is a little amateurish, but I am getting there, folks. We are gonna BE RICH!!!!

Anyhoo, go check out my page and you can click through on it, too. Nothing on any page costs anything at all. It just leads to a pre-launch FREE video.

Or, if you are not interested in my MAD coding skilz, then you can just click through to watch the traffic video, here.

(Seriously, what do you think of my html prowess?)

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Hit and Run Blogging - Linkdump

Just the facts, ma'am.

Massive voter fraud in Arizona. Illegal Mexicans involved.

Democrat insanity, how Bush destroyed the economy.

New Democrat campaign tactic, say that the Republican wants to shoot gays.

GREAT! home sales news, they are up 10% month to month. Only down from last September 19%, which is the metric that MATTERS.

Already counting ObamaCare victims.

Letters from the Democrats' heroine, Margaret Sanger
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Remember that illegal, punishable by death, leak of all that classified data? Well, there is still MORE PROOF that WMDs were found in Iraq. And not only that, Iran was involved.

By the way, I posted the PROOF back in June of 2008 that WMDs were found in Iraq. At the time that the memo was written, June 2006, there had already been over 500 WMDs found in Iraq. Do yourself a favor and check the names on page three of the memo to see who received it.

Go watch Steve Green's Hair of the Dog at PJTV. Dude is a simple laugh riot.

Party on, Barry.

Party on, Joe.

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Sunday, October 24, 2010

Liberals Continue to Bring the Crazy - An Ongoing Series

Since normal people get recurring evidence of the utter stupidity of Democrat policy, this post is more for the dumbass moonbats in the stench-filled camp of the "Progressives."

But, before we get into the post, just go to Google Instant and type in "Obama" and then a space. What do you get? Isn't that just awesome? The President of the United States is the laughing stock of the entire world for being so stupid.

But...

I found this ridiculous Facebook group last week touting the "accomplishments" of President FAILboat. Currently there are 108 of these dubious milestones. I thought that I would make a series of posts addressing each individual line. Bear with me, I have no idea how many posts this shall encompass, I want to be thorough. Imma try to take care of the first ten, tonight. The "accomplishments" will be italicized, the intelligent writing, MINE, will not be.

1. Saved the collapse of the American automotive industry by making GM restructure before bailing them out, and putting incentive money to help the industry

Currently, General Motors and Chrysler, the two United States automobile companies that were bailed out, are in terrible straights. Obviously the poster of this list was unaware that through this whole ordeal, General Motors was forced to FILE BANKRUPTCY. They also cut over twenty-five thousand employees and closed 900 dealerships. I am sure that failure on this scale is considered success for idiots, but in a sane world, giving a company eighty BILLION dollars to go bankrupt would cost some folks their HEADS.

2. Shifted the focus of the war from Iraq to Afghanistan, and putting the emphasis on reducing terrorism where it should have been all along

Obama has done NOTHING on the war on terror other than appoint what he thought would be a moonbat general, Stanley McChrystal, that is no longer even IN the military. Obama's solution? Bring back General David Petraeus, the man placed in charge over there by GEORGE W. BUSH. This was also the dude that came up with the TROOP SURGE, also known as the Patraeus Doctrine, that crushed the resistance in Iraq.

Never mind that, though, let's check with what the Democrats said about him at the time, From Wikipedia:
Democratic Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid of Nevada argued Petraeus' "plan is just more of the same" and "is neither a drawdown or a change in mission that we need." Democratic Representative Robert Wexler of Florida accused Petraeus of "cherry-picking statistics" and "massaging information". Chairman of the House Foreign Affairs Committee Tom Lantos of California called the General and U.S. Ambassador to Iraq Ryan Crocker "Two of our nation's most capable public servants" and said Democrats feel "esteem for their professionalism." He also said that "We can no longer take their assertions on Iraq at face value"; concluding, "We need to get out of Iraq, for that country's sake as well as our own."

Yeppers, Obama is AWESOME on the War against Muslims in the Middle East because he brought back the Bush Plan that Obama threw out the window to begin with.

3. Relaxed Anti-American tensions throughout the world

I guess that Obama forgot that the United States was part of the world, then. Acts of terrorism, of which there were exactly ZERO under the COMPETENT guidance of Bush after the Muslims declared war on September 11, 2001, have exploded since the Smartest President in History was inaugurated. Maybe the poster means that Barry has bowed to every tinpot dictator on the planet? Fuck, that is a stupid line item.

4. Signed order to close the prisoner “torture camp” at Guantanamo Bay

Um, Homer, is the prison camp at Guantanamo closed now? Did I sleep through that stupidity? Let's check, nope, still open for business. I keep forgetting that "Progressives" do not care about successful RESULTS, they just want dumbass, fucktards jawing about what they are going to do. You know, maybe Obama realized that President Bush was doing the right thing keeping those Muslim MONSTERS at Gitmo, because sixty-one of the murderers that were released, REJOINED THE TERRORISM FRONT.

5. Has made the environment a national priority, and a primary source for job creation

Um, Green Jobs are a success? Let's check the stats on that, can we?
  1. The U.S. can expect 2.2 jobs to be destroyed for every 1 renewable job financed by the government. 
  2. Only 1 in 10 of the jobs actually created through green investment is permanent. 
  3. Since 2000, Spain has spent €571,138 ($753,778) to create each "green job," including subsidies of more than €1 million ($1,319,783) per wind industry job. Those programs resulted in the destruction of nearly 113,000 jobs elsewhere in the economy. 
  4. Each "green" megawatt installed destroyed 5.39 jobs in non-energy sectors of the Spanish economy. The total over-cost--the amount paid over the cost that would result from buying the electricity generated by the renewable power plants at market prices--between 2000 and 2008 amounts to 7,918.54 million Euros ($10 billion). 
  5. The total subsidy spent and committed to these three renewable sources amounts to €28,671 million ($36 billion). Consumer energy costs in Spain would have to be increased 31 percent to repay the debt generated by the green jobs subsidies.

6. Has made education a national priority by putting emphasis and money behind new ideas like charter schools, but speaking directly to school children in telling them they have to do their part.

FIND EDUCATION IN THE CONSTITUTION. Charter schools ARE NEW? And if Obama is such a fan of charter schools, why did he push to kill the DC Voucher System?

7. Won the Nobel Peace Prize

So did Yasser Arafat and Nelson Mandela, two TERRORISTS.

8. $789 billion economic stimulus plan

Yes, and this created ONE job. The Stimulus Czar. There has been no evidence in any metric that the stimulus was effective in anything other than increasing the debt. Of course, normal people knew that to begin with. Also, the Stimulus was almost 900 billion dollars and will wind up costing every man, woman, and child out the ass for as long as they shall live. It did line the pockets of some union bosses, though.

9. Appointment of first Latina to the Supreme Court

Being of Puerto Rican ancestry and having a vagina is important to this WHY? Is this person making this list trying to sound as fucking stupid as Joe FREAKING Biden? Sotomayor is a dumbass, but she's from farners and has a love purse. Yay!

10. Attractive tax write-offs for those who buy hybrid automobiles

This was a way for Obama to give his wealthy moonbat friends some money from the middle class. The cars that were eligible to get this tax incentives were actually on average twelve thousand dollars more than the gasoline models and operating costs are almost five times as much as their comparable gas models. People that wanted a toy for themselves and had the disposable cash bought them and basically received a 7500 bribe from Obama. Does this help the environment or save fuel? Of course not, those that buy those cars, drive SUVs in their real life and drive EVEN MORE because they were absolved from their hideous crimes against Mother Gaia by buying that electric piece of shit.

Folks, do you see what we are up against? These "Progressives" are dangerously stupid and they are actually allowed to vote.

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News of Last Week - A Big Ol' linkDUMP

There are all kinds of huge stuff going on in this country, but of everything that has gone on in the past week, I think that we can all agree that the biggest deal is that Sylvester Croom's method of corching at Mississippi State was the right way to go. Croom got rid of all the bad elements at State, grabbed a bunch of underrated talent, and then gave the team he built, with the proper motivation, over to Dan Mullen.

Thanks, Corch Croom, you done good. I only wish that the racist powers in charge had given you another year or so to show what you had built. I know that Mullen is grateful, though, you made him look good.

On to the NEW! and IMPROVED! Blogshow!

Let's start off with the youngsters talking about stuff. Boogie reminds President Moron that our folks are not motivated by fear, it's piss-offedness!

The biggest meme this past week has been the David Zucker "Call Me Ma'am" video. If you are the last person on Earth that has not seen it, here you go.

Union member fired by Barry Obama's front men for wearing a USS George HW Bush tee-shirt and hat. Next Barry will have every member of the military fired for wearing the flag on the uniform sleeve.

Please read the Constitution, "separation of church and state" is NOT in there, folks.

I really do not get why the normal people are all up in arms about Juan Williams getting fired from NPR. Who in the Hell doesn't know that NPR is just a tax money suck? It delivers NOTHING of value otherwise it could support itself.

Malkin on Juan.

No Sheeples Here has the Defund NPR rallying cry.

Seriously, folks. The firing of Juan Williams makes you want to defund NPR? You should have already been screaming for that. Seems to me that our tax money is going to promote an actively anti-American agenda. Even the unions do not have to pay for that stupid shit with their dues. (Ignore the fact that if normal people would simply walk out of the unions and never return, the unions would crumple and fail.)

Oh, here's a big story, Rachel Maddow said something that was stupid, dishonest, stupid, untruthful, and stupid. Boy, I am just stunned nekkid over that!

And dude, if Maddow apologized for every stupid thing she said, we would have an hour of Harry Potter apologizing every night for the next three months or whenever MSNBC goes belly-up. And strangely, she failed miserably at apologizing, too.

A trifecta of ObamaCare "I told you sos."

You mean it is going to cost more than they told us? Who did not know this? I posted on the actual cost of ObamaCare on my birthday in 2008, using KNOWN costs of taypayer-funded medical services.

You mean ObamaCare is going to motivate people to NOT work? Lyndon Johnson used this very ideology to create an entire welfare dependent society in the minority communities. Yes, we have EVIDENCE this very thing will happen. Of course, that is the very reason that Democrats pass anything, they do not care if anyone gets wealthy or succeeds as long as Democrats have a bought and paid for base of dumbass and deadbeat voters.

And you mean that oppressive government regulation of medical insurance will make premiums GO UP? How could the end result be anything other than more expensive medical services and insurance costs? Dammit, there cannot be anyone WITH A BRAIN that did not know that this would happen. Pinnacle even told me last year that they were getting out of the medical insurance business. Yes, we knew that it would be impossible to do business with this jobs killing smothering regulation. We blame Obama and the moron Democrats.

To add to the coming steamroller of medical services regulation in January, let's just pile HUGE tax increases into the mix, too, President Dumbfuck. Even Reuters is saying that the Democrats are going to jack taxes up like fucking crazy in January. I hate to be defending ANYONE that backed the McCainiac, but those folks told you that taxes were going to go through the roof if y'all elected Barry the Feckless Moronic Imbecile.

Of course, President Dumbass is jetting around the country lying about how many useless jobs he created. Wonder where they are when 48 of 50 states have lost jobs since he was crowned Moron in Chief?

More on the huge numbers of jobs lost since Democrats took over DC in 2007. Folks, there is simply no denying anymore that Democrats are the dumbest people on Earth. Reagan said it was because everything that they believed was wrong. Reagan was too nice to say, "Holy crap, how fucking stupid can someone be and still not die from some ridiculous Astroglide, gerbil, and wood chipper accident?"

Since Barry and his merry band of fucktarded dumbasses SAVED Wall Street, why is Fitch downgrading all of those banks? Probably because of Barry Obama's Bizarro Dictionary tells him that "saved" means the same as NUKED.

Germany's economy is actually recovering right now. It is pretty easy to do when all you have to do is look at anything that is promoted by the Democrat Party and the dumbass that is leading them. Germany simply looked at the laundry list promoted by the Smartest President in US History and did the EXACT OPPOSITE.

Wonder where Teh Google will relocate after Obamanomics makes having a profitable business illegal?

Dammit, that Global Warming bullshit is STILL being talked about one year after it was proven, beyond any doubt, to be a ridiculous hoax devised by a bunch of college professors to get grant money and not have to do anything with it. Lemme condense this bullshit, please. These "scientists" need money to buy stuff and they are too stupid to come up with something to produce something that is marketable. The only way that these "scientists" get money is to convince really dumb people, Democrats, to give those "scientists" money for nothing to buy prostitutes and kiddie pr0n.

Klavan explains what I just said.



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Time for Feedback on the New Thingy

Well, the new theme finally decided to complete itself. That is really good news for me because I had forgotten what I did with it. The image to the left is this blorx W-A-Y back in February 2008 before Obama ruined the world. There are still quite a few hiccups with the new design and I am certain that some stuff doesn't work because I did the html.

I can already see that the post body text is not right and the grid is so translucent that you cannot tell that it is #FF4500. That's right, you did not imagine that I would not make the grid #FF4500, did you?

And dang, what the Hell happened to the other split sidebar at the bottom? And why can I not see the footer in the damn Design Tab Thingy?

Anyhoo, grab the Big Chief and start writing down all the crap you find wrong.

Certainly let me know if those damnable inline comment thingies are working.

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Saturday, October 23, 2010

College Gameday - Week 8 - October 23, 2010

If you are looking for Herbert Kirkerstreet and The Four Letter's Moron Crew, they are in Missouri, for the game with Okie Sooners v. someone else that I never heard of. Is there REALLY a college in Missouri?

Man, it seemed like today would NEVAH get here and y'all ALL know the big story of today. We Suck SHOULD become bowl eligible today. CROOM!!!

But, the blood-letting begins in earnest today, too. The Championship Conference West is certainly going to lose an undefeated team today. (Story continues below scoreboard.)

SCOREBOARD MOVED TO OCTOBER 30, 2010.

Flarda gets their BYE week just in time folks. Trust me, I hate Da Gates with an all consuming white-hot fire because of the trips that my family took to their fly and skeeter infested cesspool of a shithole stadium to watch them destroy We Suck, but it pains me to see them S-UH-UH-UH-UCK like they are this year. How bad do they miss Timbow (Tivo) and Percuh Harvey? The best thing about how bad the Gata are doing this year is that FINALLY, We Suck has some highlight reels on the Four Letter that don't show the Dawgs getting beaten.

Of course y'all all know that our SEC chicks are HOTTER.

First game, the African American Bears @ Razorhawgs. It is going to take some getting used to changing their name from the Klan, but at least they kept the racial component in their name. What would the Klan be without the traditional hating of black folks? Just another mediocre team with no personality, that's what.

Sing it with me, "Are you ready? Hell yeah, damn right! Hodd(tt)y Toddy, Gosh Almighty, who the Hell are we? HEY! Flim-flam, bim-bam, African American Bears, by Damn." *Yawn*

Then we got the GAME. The unbeatens in the West meet up at The Barn. Geaux Tigers (#6) travel to The Barn (#4) to find out how far a team can fall by losing to another Top Ten team. Make no mistake, if either team loses, which HAS to happen, they will fall outta the Top Ten. We gotta make mo' bettah room for tOSU and Oregon, because Oregon is representing the PAC-10 this year since uSCCC cannot go bowling. (My real thought is that the NCAA, the Four Letter, and the BCS are trying to get Boise State and TCU in the faux championship game. I blame Obama.)

'Cocks @ Vandy at 7:00. Ewwww.

University of A at B @ We Suck. This should be a cakewalk for the We Suckers. This should also be the start of a Cotton Bowl run for We Suck, too. We'll see.

Bammer at Rocky Top. Look for Bammer to blow this one wide open. If they can. Ever since they swapped teams with UGA, you never know what you are going to see, though. Keep in mind, Bammer barely beat the African American Bears last weekend and Rocky Top is coming off a BYE, that they barely won.

UGA is here in Lexington. UK has been at home for three freaking weeks. Dude, you cannot leave the damned house on Saturday, either. I am beginning to think that the Corndogs of Geaux Tigers are no longer the most obnoxious fans in the SEC. Seriously, you are a UK fan and you want to get all talk-y? Shut the Hell up, idiot, and please remove that ridiculous looking blue flag from your Trans-Camaro.

If you are looking for a Professional Breakdown of the games today, Andy has got that.

COLLEGE GAMEDAY!!!

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Friday, October 22, 2010

Young Mary Landrieu Enjoyed Some Difficult Reading

Much has been said about Rich Iott, the Republican candidate for Congress in District 9, Ohio.

But, has anyone said anything about this photo of Senator Mary Landrieu? Maybe instead of Mary, it is Robin Carnahan. Or does it look more like Hillary Clinton? Could this be Blanche Lincoln? WAIT! Is that Debbie Stabenow? Come to think of it, that kinda looks like Kay Hagan, to me. But, she does kinda favor Claire McCaskill, too.

Dang, I forgot which one of them this was. Lemme see, heavyset, LATINA....hmmmm.

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Free Site Hosting Gets Even MORE Freer!!!

There are so many companies that are offering free unlimited traffic, hosting, and blah, blah, blah, that it just doesn't make sense to not go ahead and go to your own domain. Wordpress hosting is usually included in nearly every package that I have seen, too. It gets kinda confusing if you are not checking up on it every stinking day.

Anyhoo, here is what I am doing right now with all the sites that I have. Needless to say, this blog is STILL on what was originally Blogspot. I am eventually going to buy the domain that this site needs, but what is the danged rush? My business site domains are managed through 1 and 1. I have an affiliate account there and if you are looking for good hosting and free domains, they have some specials right now worth checking out. Here is my link. Since it the freaking law to tell you this, I shall make three whole dollars and change if you go sign up. Don't worry, I shall NOT spend it all in one place. If you want me to build you a really simple website, let me know, I am trying to get some experience doing that. No, I won't charge you anything, but be warned, I am dumb as a barrel of hair with that stuff.

Even though I manage my domains through 1 and 1, I host my sites at iPage. The reason that I originally did that is because I am freakishly weird about having all of my eggs in one basket. Of course, the difficulty lies when you wind up with over three hundred passwords and have to have software running all the time to keep up with them. That said, iPage has unlimited hosting at a very low price, but there is a hiccup to that. You can only have three redirects with that unlimited free hosting without purchasing more redirects. This means that I can only have three different sites hosted on that unlimited account, unless all of them use the very same html files. What the Hell is the purpose of that, yo? Again, if you do not need more than three sites, the unlimited hosting and unlimited e-mail at iPage is only $3.50 a month. Dude, you cannot beat that for PRICE.

That brings us to Host Gator, the hosting company that I am trying to build my Internet Empire on. Yes, I am an affiliate there, too. The differences between Host Gator and iPage are marginal for the average site owner. The main difference is that Host Gator allows unlimited redirects with their package, which is why I am using them. The price is a little more than iPage, but the unlimited redirects makes all the difference in the world to me right now. Get normal person hosting for a mere $4.95 a month with a free domain, too.

By the way, I am working on a post based on finding this ridiculous FAILbook group. This page is called, "Things Obama has done..." It is REEE-DONK-U-LUS. Seriously, I laughed my ass off reading the things listed and argued are GOOD things. I would have been through hours ago, but I cannot stop laughing every time I read something like, "16. Changed the failing/status quo military command in Afghanistan."

In case you were unaware, Obama picked General Stanley A. McChrystal, to lead the effort in Afghanistan in June of 2009. Since that time, Afghanistan violence tripled and McChrystal was thrown out on his ass and David Petraeus, the guy that ran the war effort under PRESIDENT GEORGE W. BUSH was moved back over there to correct Barry's mistakes. So, Obama's success in the Middle East has been his ability to TOTALLY scrap what he has done and go back to exactly the same thing Bush was doing WITH BUSH'S PEOPLE THAT WERE REPLACED WHEN BARRY BECAME PRESIDENT.

How anyone can be so ridiculously stupid as to count that as an Obama success, no one knows, but such is the nature of being an idiot that still has yet to realize that Barry is as bad or worse a president than Jimmy Carter.

Sorry, when I get started on how stupid the lefties are, it is kinda hard to stop.

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Thursday, October 21, 2010

P0wning the Interwebs, A(nd) Teh Google Hodge-Podge

Man, I have let the information folder get W-A-Y outta hand lately. I have so many good links that I really need to make about four posts, but you know me, just bookmark this post and come back after you are able to retire.

I have STILL not had the time necessary to make the videos that I have promised to make and I am terribly sorry about that. I hope y'all will be able to forgive me at some point. Really, y'all are going to LOVE LOVE LOVE Teh Google Wonder Wheel. That is so cool that it defies the imagination.

On to the BLOGSHOW!!!

I have been playing around with a few things in my browser over the past couple of weeks and thought y'all might like Google Assistant. This is an add on for Firefox that enhances Search. It does not just work on Teh Google however, it also works with BANG!, Yoohoo!, and Craig's List. I have no idea why Craig is so damned important that he has a list, but some folks are more equal than others, you know?

If you are a Linux person, Mozilla Labs has a sandbox to write your own browser. It is still very, very young, but the screens they have are cool.

Google Docs added Drag-n-Drop images. Woo Hoo! I don't use DnD, but I know a bunch of folks that do.

Google Analytics added in-page analytics. This is something that I am playing with more and more, but I have yet to even figure out what the Hell I am looking at, really. All I knows is that traffic sucks on Wednesday.

Analytics Tips for You Tube.

October is not only Breast Month, but it is also National Cyber Security Awareness month. Check out Teh Google's Online Security blog post on cloud security.

Optimize your ad units for Crimma. But, at the same time, make sure you limit accidental clicks.

Speaking of accidental clicks, why don't you run over to G-Mail's suggestion page an offer up the opinion to move the damned "Report Spam" button the Hell away from the "Archive" button? I'll wait.

Screens of Teh Google TV.

Here is a fun add on for Firefox, Decreased Productivity. If your boss is an asshole like mine, this add on helps with: Work-safe mode applies a style sheet to the page that turns the page into black text on a white background, removes background images, makes images almost invisible but more visible on mouse over, and hides all flash, java or other embedded applets.

Just FYI, here is the extension page for Teh Google Chrome. Search for Decreased Productivity, it's there.

Teh Google Groups is looking like it is going away pretty soon.

Here is a new Spellcheck and Grammarcheck for quite a few different platforms. I downloaded it to use with Open Office and so far it does pretty well. Of course, I have NOT used it very much because I am not writing a book right now. I'll let y'all know how well it works when I bang out another front-end for the Electrical Swampbilly.

PDFs are about to get much more interesting.

Teh Google, Teh Demo Slam. If you only click one link today, make it this one. There is a video here where four dudes dress up as Mount Rushmore to test Teh Google's new image recognition. Pretty damned cool.

Twittah is adding widgets to the frontpage. What do you wanna bet they turn it into some obnoxious suckfest like My Space?

Some very big news this week was that AWeber had their data hacked and a bunch of e-mail lists copied. This is NOT good and scurs the crap outta me. For those of you that are not H-U-G-E BIGTIME Interwebby Marketers like me, AWeber is the biggest of the big marketing e-mail services. And one of our HUGE HUGE HUGE money sponsors.

Oh! I almost forgot. If you are even remotely curious what the Top Ten Blogs in ALL topics, go check the list out, yo! Nope, we did not make it in ANY genre because I suck, if the standings were judged on commenters, y'all would have broken the measuring device with AWESOME.

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Wednesdays Make No Sense

It never ceases to amaze me that Wednesday is our lowest traffic day here at MoM. We get more traffic on Sunday than on Wednesday. Of course with posting being as light as it has been lately, pretty much all of the NUDE traffic is gone and we are playing once again with typical traffic.

Please, do NOT let BrittFarr whip out his junk, again, okay?

But, tell me why Wednesday is the lowest traffic day for this blirc?

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Wednesday, October 20, 2010

SEOmoz Affiliate Link

One of the many sources that i have for learning about Search Engine traffic is SEOmoz. They have started an affiliate program and I was one of the very first to leap on that. If you are wanting to figure out how to rank for search terms and drive traffic, there is not a better resource.

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Counting Down to the Elections

We here at this headstone of average have received yet another Blast Fax from Home Office at the "I Hate Everybody Club." Needless to say, I must follow by-laws and publish what I was told to publish, otherwise the H-U-G-E checks shall just quit rolling in.

Not only that, but it was kinda hinted that I would be having a visitor at my house pretty soon if I did not post.

So, here 'tis. These are the links that everyone needs to check out if they are still undecided about for whom to vote. I guess that if you are a Democrat, these links do not do you much good, but it is obvious that you cannot read or write. Please just sit there quietly at home on November the second because President Barry Obama is delivering your NEW and IMPROVED government funding directly to your door. The people that are not home when this money is delivered, WILL. NOT. GET. IT.

Remember, November 2, 2010. Stay at home to get your free money.

Here's the Butcher's Bill:
Travis Childers
Dina Titus
Carol Shea-Porter
Ann Kuster
Harry Teague
John Hall
Michael Arcuri
Larry Kissell
Earl Pomeroy
Steve Driehaus
Mary Jo Kilroy
Zack Space
Kathy Dahlkemper
Bryan Lentz
Patrick Murphy
Chris Carney
Paul Kanjorski
John Spratt
Stephanie Herseth Sandlin
Roy Herron
Chet Edwards
Ciro Rodriguez
Glenn Nye
Tom Perriello
Denny Heck
Mike Oliviero
Julie Lassa
Steve Kagen
Steve Raby
Ami Bera
Joe Garcia
Trent Van Haaften
Stephene Ann Moore
John Callahan
Jon Hulburd
Jon Hulburd
Stephen Pougnet
Lori Edwards
Ravi Sangisetty
Pat Miles
Tarryl Clark
Tom White
Matthew Zeller
Paula Brooks
Manan Trivedi
Brett Carter
Suzan Delbene
Colleen Hanabusa
Robert Dold
Cedric Richmond
Cedric Richmond (Hat-Tip: Moogie)
Lisa Murkowski
Barbara Boxer
Michael Bennet
Alexi Giannoulias
Robin Carnahan
Paul Hodes
Lee Fisher
Joe Sestak
Harry Reid
Scott McAdams
Kendrick Meek
Charlie Crist
Jack Conway
Patty Murray
Russ Feingold
Richard Blumenthal
Joe Manchin
Chris Coons
Ron Wyden
Kirsten Gillibrand
Mike McMahon
Scott Murphy
Bill Owens
Heath Schuler
Charlie Wilson
Betty Sutton
Kurt Schrader
Mark Critz
Lincoln Davis
Rick Boucher
Gerry Connolly
Rick Larsen
Ann Kirkpatrick
Harry Mitchell
Jerry McNerney
John Salazar
Betsy Markey
Allen Boyd
Alan Grayson
Alan Grayson
Suzanne Kosmas
Jim Marshall
Debbie Halvorson
Bill Foster
Phil Hare
Baron Hill
Leonard Boswell
Frank Kratovil
Gary McDowell
Mark Schauer
Mike Ross
Dennis Cardoza
Christopher Murphy
John Barrow
Melissa Bean
Bruce Braley
Dave Loebsack
John Yarmuth
Chellie Pingree
Tim Walz
Russ Carnahan
Rush Holt
Carolyn McCarthy
Dan Maffei
Bob Etheridge
Mike McIntyre
David Wu
Jason Altmire
Tim Holden
David Cicilline
Jim Matheson
Ron Kind
Bobby Bright
Gabrielle Giffords
Jim Costa
Loretta Sanchez
Ed Perlmutter
Jim Himes
John Carney
Ron Klein
Sanford Bishop, Jr.
Walter Minnick
Joe Donnelly
Ben Chandler
Gary Peters
Ike Skelton
John Adler
Martin Heinrich

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WTW - Week Eight of College Gameday

Since this little footbaw blarq is the main source for everything College Gameday, we try to announce within plenty of time where those MORONS from The Four Letter are going to be. You know, so you can flee the area. We make these calls because those College Gameday dudes know about as much about college footbaw as a box of dog turds. They (the Four Letter's guys, not dog turds) can rarely be found in areas where there are good games, unless they traipse over to SEC games in the early part of the season.

All that said, the College Gameday Dumbass Bus is pulling into Columbia, Missouri for a game betwix the Sooners of Oklahoma and the Missoulas or something of Columbia University or whatever the school is called that Okies are playing. I am pretty certain that the school from Mizzou is actually in a conference, but since I know they are not in the SEC or the Big 12 South, I do not think that the Mizzourians can play for the Nobel Championship. I could be wrong on that, though, since the NCAA actually lets Boise State and Utah play on networks with real college footbaw teams. Personally, I think that those lesser schools should be forced to play on Tuesday like the PAC-10 is.

It IS all about the U.

Dude, what Homer REALLY needs is a MoM College Gameday jersey. And what Goldmember really needs is to stay the fuck indoors. And away from the Japanese tanning parlor, too.

Just so y'all know, I am Catholic and I always root for the Dame. Sometimes it can be embarrassing, however.

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Tuesday, October 19, 2010

Sarah Palin and 1773

OMG!!! Sarah Palin said something else just so dumb as a barrel of hair!!! I have no clue why anyone would see anything in that idiot. She is a self-hating woman that is AGAINST! abortion! She even was dumb enough to birth a Down Syndrome baby!!!

She thinks something happened in 1773!!! What a MAROON!!!

Oh...she was speaking to a Tea Party group and the Boston Tea Party happened in 1773, huh? Well, I was only pointing out what she said in a speech, I was not implying that she was dumb or anything.

In case you are unaware, Gwen Ifill was the moderator of the Joe FREAKING Biden v. Sarah Palin debate. Yes, I watched it and Sarah Palin did just fine. Since Joe FREAKING Biden has been in politics for his entire life and has debated many times in the past, I thought that he would win handily.

He did NOT. At best Joe FREAKING Biden earned a draw, but it appeared to me that Sarah was more intelligent than Biden (that's not saying much, though), has the correct ideology for governing, and is headed down the right path. Plus, she is an infinite number of times hotter than Joe.

However, Gwen Ifill's Tweet about this started the avalanche rolling, with Daily Kos, Matt Ortega, and the rest of the morons on the left chattering. Of course leftists are fucking stupid, y'all.

Ifill thought that it would be really cool to throw something into the mix to try to make Palin look dumb. It kinda backfired because all of the "Progressives" picked Ifill's stupidity up and ran with it.

Malkin puts it bluntly to Ifill, "Own up, dear."

Also, I was chastised today for having somewhat of a brutal manner toward Democrats. I need to address that.

I have a H-U-G-E problem with the fact that there are even Democrats allowed to identify as Democrats. In case you were unaware, Democrats were the ones that fought to keep an entire race of of people in slavery. Democrats tried every tactic they could conceive to keep an entire race of people from experiencing the joys of freedom after they lost the ability to keep those people in slavery. Democrats passed every kind of legislation that they could imagine, for one hundred years, to keep people from enjoying the very freedoms guaranteed in the Constitution.

And NOW...Democrats are following through with enslaving the entire country because their efforts to keep black folks in the slave pens were unsuccessful.

Yes, Democrats are AS VILE as Nazis. As oppressive as Socialists. As horrible as Communists. As brutal as dictators.

Why are Democrats all those things? Because those people are their intellectual and philosophical BRETHREN. Everything that Democrats promote and believe are the very same things espoused by those other examples.

In short, Democrats are BAD.

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