Sarah Palin NUDE - And?

There was a conversation raging just this morning about the leaked photos of Sarah Palin NUDE. Yeah, I had to go a-checking on it, too. Because that is the kind of SOB that I am.

What I found is that there are only 1.1 million hits for Teh Google Search. That does lead me to believe that Teh Google is restricting that, because what red-blooded male doesn't want to see her in all of her glory? I am sure that I am going to get called a blasphemer by some, but que sera.

Just so you know, there are only 568k SERPs for "Michelle Obama nude" and I blame RAAAAACISM!!! That and the fact that Michelle Obama is as ugly as a mud fence. We know of one blogger that ranks for "Helen Thomas NUDE," too. That is just SICK SICK SICK. (just so you know, I just checked that Search and guess who is number two? I blame Andy for that, too.

This photo is the only one that I can find that is not 'Shopped and it is definitely not Sarah Palin. Governor Palin's "hands" are larger than that.

Anyhoo, I downloaded every photo that I could find of Sarah Palin that I liked and then cropped them into a slideshow on Picasa. Click the image below to watch the slideshow. Yes, it is TOTALLY safe for work.

Sarah Palin

Now, why are the national media, along with the Idiot Democrat Party, PLUS! the Republican Old Guard, trying to utterly destroy Sarah Palin? Because they have to. She represents everything AMERICAN that is good, just, and fair. They simply must kill her off or continue to suffer sheer and utter defeat. They have to turn her into the "NEW Dan Quayle." Yes, the media and the Democrat Party DID destroy Dan Quayle, a good, honest, intelligent man that was destined for success.

Dan Quayle is now synonymous with "MORON" because he was young, energetic, handsome, and exceedingly intelligent. AND REPUBLICAN.

Make no mistake, Sarah Palin is all of the above. I cannot imagine that anyone would even stoop to attempt to brand Sarah Palin as a dunce when we currently have a man in the White House that is barely one step above drooling wetbrain intelligence level. Holy Shit!!! His number one success is picking Joe FREAKING Biden as his Vice President. He admitted that, too!

Plus, if you want idiocy on video, just do a cursory search of all the gaffes that President Obama has made in his short political career, I guarantee that you can find seventy hours of it, too.

Here's what I have on the Sarah Palin issue. She is one person, but she is the most prominent face in the Republican Party right now. Do I believe everything that she is promoting? Mostly. Do I believe that those thoughts originated with her? Of course not, but does that make her any less effective? By comparison, have you heard a single COGENT thought from Barry Obama, much less an original one?

Again, it is exceedingly hard to argue that our current President is NOT retarded. It is obvious that there has never been a President of the United States that was as stupid as Barry Obama. There is no way to debate that. For someone to argue that Sarah Palin is dumb, without the comparison to Barry Obama's OVERT stupidity, is not only dishonest, but is proof positive of political bias FOR the far left.

Would you like just one example of how stupid President Barry is? Okay, he just froze federal employee wages. That was done AFTER he allowed those wages to EXPLODE to the highest levels ever. What he in effect has done was jack up those non-producing salaries to the highest point in history, froze them at that point, now, when he resigns before June of 2011, the person that replaces him cannot lower those wages to a more responsible level. His act was SHEER MADNESS and UTTERLY STUPID.

Oh, but Sarah Palin is NUDE.

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Subtotal on the BCS

BEFORE YOU DO ANYTHING ON MONDAY, GO TO HOST GATOR AND GET 50% OFF OF THEIR ALREADY INSANE HOSTING PRICES. CLICK ONE OF THOSE HUGE BLINKING THINGS TO THE RIGHT. WOULD I LIE TO YOU?

*You are going to have to click this to see it bigger*

While I am normally against a team dropping on a BYE, it doesn't bother me with Oregon because there is NO METRIC that would place them in first over Auburn anyway. The BCS was wrong last weekend on that.

Anyhoo, this graphic is stolen from the Four Letter's Standings Page and cobbled together to show all of the teams in the Top 25 along with the bowl eligible teams in their respective conferences. Of course, the PAC-10 is still not finished, so I guess that they could ALL actually win, because I do not think that the PAC-10 plays by actual rules, it is just what F-E-E-L-S good to those morons out there. Hell, they might even award THREE wins per team next weekend.

Here are Week 13 (14 according to BCS) Rankings

1 Auburn                          (SEC)
2 Oregon                         (PAC-10)
3 TCU                              (MW)
4 Stanford                       (PAC-10)
5 Wisconsin                    (Big 10{11}{12})
6 Ohio State                   (Big 10{11}{12})
7 Arkansas                     (SEC)
8 Michigan State            (Big 10{11}{12})
9 Oklahoma                    (Big 12)
10 LSU                            (SEC)
11 Boise State               (W-A-C)
12 Missouri                     (Big 12)
13 Nebraska                   (Big 12)
14 Oklahoma State        (Big 12)
15 Virginia Tech             (ACC)
16 Alabama                    (SEC)
17 Nevada                      (W-A-C)
18 Texas A&M               (Big 12)
19 South Carolina          (SEC)
20 Utah                            (MW)
21 Florida State             (ACC)
22 Mississippi State     (SEC)
23 Arizona                      (PAC-10)
24 West Virginia           (How the Hell did a Big Least team get in?)
25 Northern Illinois        (How the Hell did a Mid-American team get in?)

In case you do not notice,  there are six SEC teams, three PAC-10 teams, two from Mountain West, three from the Big 10(11)(12), five from the Big 12 (three of those from the South), two from the WAC, two from the ACC, with a Big Least and a Mid-American team thrown in just to PISS ME OFF.

At this stage of the season, this doesn't look TOO bad, other than the Top 12 not being just straight SEC, but we have to let the lesser conferences get some play, too.

Now, if Auburn can just finish the REAL season out by beating 'Cocks, and the Beavers can finish off the Orbs, or whatever Oregon is, we can get a BCS Silly Game with TCU playing The Barn.  That is what we want, y'all.

Get your Beaver and The Barn jerseys.

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As Usual, We're Waiting on Harris for the BCS

I have a great wrap-up post for today if FREAKING Harris will hurry the Hell up.

While you are waiting for it, why not go buy your Beavers jersey? We are all Beavers, now. (NO, we do not have to suck like the PAC-10, we just NEED to get TCU to the game with Auburn.)

And about that guy, Obama, is it possible to suck that hard? He must be a PAC-10 fan or something.

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The Newest Oregon State Fan in the World

As we come to the end of the college footbaw season, I find myself compelled to become a HUGE HUGE HUGE Oregon State fan. GO BEAVERS!!!

We kinda need this one, y'all Beaver folks. Get your jersey ON!!!



By the way, the College Footbaw National Championship Game shall be held this coming Saturday, December 4, 2010 in Atlanta. The Championship Conference West Champions, the The Barn WarPlainEagTigs will take on the Championship Conference East Champions, the 'Cocks of the Palmetto State. Since I am a Westerner, I shall be pulling for The Barn. I simply cannot keep those jerseys in stock, though. What is up with that?

Here is the THIRD The Barn jersey that I have posted. It's Cam Newton's, too!!!



Here is the MoM SEC jersey store, go get one for the entire family, including THE DAWG!

COLLEGE GAMEDAY!!!

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College Gameday Week 13 - That's a Wrap!!!

*As always, click the images to see them larger than life.*

Dude, I sure hope you did not play my picks or took my advice to go whole hog the other way. You were warned, man.

Let's wrap this one up, I did my normal SUCK, too.

I took Vols at -2.5 and over 58.5. Got the winner, missed the O/U.

On the Geaux Tigers +3.5 and over 54. Lost the winnah and a toss or a push (whichever) on the O/U.

Da Gates +2.5 and under 51. Missed the winner and nailed the O/U, using the push, we got a double. Really, I had no feel for the Criminoles. Did Bobby Bowden DIE or something?

On We Suck laying 3 with the under 54. Picked the winnah and another toss or push on the O/U.

I had 'Cocks -2.5 and over 45. Got the winner, missed the O/U, so minus two on the O/U with a push.

On Wake v. Vandy, I had Vandy -5 and over 49.5. Missed both. Where the Hell did that Wake Forest team come from? They were 3-9 in the ACC!

I had UGA -13 and over 56.5. Lost the spread and got the over.

Let's add 'em up. Three winnahs, three losers, minus one O/U. So for me, A STELLAR DAY!!!

On the College Gameday hits and traffic...

Every week this season, we were on the very first page of Google for "College Gameday" and the date. Usually number one or two. Today was the first time that this NEW number one showed up. We beat The Four Letter more often than not, too. So, our little College Gameday family is beating out the OWNER of the "College Gameday" brand on Teh Google. How are we doing this?

ESPN uses too much Flash on the College Gameday page and no embeds in that Flash. Of course, theirs is a rock solid position because they own the BRAND. We have leeched off of them and done very, very well doing it, too. At the very top on Teh Google for the entire year. Much can be said about this Blogger hosted blog hanging with them for the Google searches.

Now, on to the Bing rankings. I have just now started playing with Bing and I am utterly underwhelmed with their SERPs. Just because I am not pleased doesn't mean that there are not people running Bing exclusively, so I have to get better at those searches.

How do I accomplish that obviously IMPOSSIBLE task? Look at their results! Hockey is first, basketball is second, BC v. Syracuse is third...I mean, that is just BULLSHIT results, folks. Let's be serious, they are terrible. Still, last weeks post IS on the first page, right above BC and Syracuse AGAIN! Does Bill Gates own those colleges or something? There is not a single RANKED team on the very first page of the Bing results. How the Hell does that happen?

Well, now we have to wait until next weekend's National Championship Game to see which SEC team plays in the Silly Bowl against the Oregon Owls (or are they the Utes, I dunno, really)?

Next Saturday, the USC 'Cocks will battle The Barn WarPlainTiggles (I can never remember what they are) for the Division I college championship. 'Cocks are 9-3 and The Barn is undefeated. 'Cocks did play The Barn pretty good earlier in the season, but I really am impressed with the Professional Quarterback that plays for the Plainsmen.

As it stand now, I like The Barn and want them to win, too.

Oh, and thanks, Corch Croom, you really came through for us today at We Suck!!!

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College Gameday - Week 13 - November 27, 2010 (UPDATED!!!)

UPDATE: Since today is the day after African American Friday, do not forget to get the people that you really care about their SEC jerseys for Christmas. You do not want your family to HATE you, do you?

Dude, I almost forgot to post this College Gameday! No FREAKING way! If you are looking for The Four Letter's Circus Clown Posse, they are actually at a FREAKING footbaw game!!! Remember there are only one point five (1.5) conferences that are legitimate championship conferences, the SEC and the Big 12 South. Kirker Streeter Herber's Moron Mafia is at Boone Pickens Stadium, Okiehomie for the Cowboys and the Indians Sooners game. This is a Big 12 South game, in case you are stuck watching PAC-10 footbaw and do not know anything about Division I footbaw. Worse, if you are stuck watching Boise State footbaw, and have no clue how the game is played by the males of the human species, turn on the color television set and find this game. It might terrify you, so keep some ridiculously blue GAYNESS in your vicinity for homo-comfort. (Please keep in mind, just because you are a sissy, it doesn't mean that you have to always BE a sissy.)

My game picks are below the scoreboard, and I am a stellar 0-36 on the season. Please read my picks and then go whole hawg the other way. It would be nice when you become a multi-millionaire betting against me if you sent along some of your windfall. Mind your manners, Colonel Rube...



Dude, the lines are changing like crazy today. I really cannot get a true reading, but as I write, the line is what I see. I have never seen the boards do this as crazy-ass nutz crazy.

First game out, The Barn at Bammer. I cannot find the line or the over, so just pick The Barn to win 28-27. Use that score exactly and I think that you will be pleasantly surprised. For some reason, the sports books just do not want to fund this game, maybe they are just too skeered.

UK at Rocky Top. Da Owange is -2.5 O/U is 58.5. Rocky Top has a chance to go bowling if they pull this one off. Look for them to do it, UT and the OVER.

Geaux Tigers (#5) at Hawgs (#12). Hawgs are -3.5 and the O/U is 54. There is a Duck-Line at Hawgs -5, too. I have always thought that home field advantage meant something, but obviously Begas is just not on the Geaux Tigers. But, I am all-in on the Geaux Tigers with the over. Look for the Hawg's Big Tex (How gay is that nickname?) to play for the PRO-MONEY and have a good day unless the Tigers knock him the FUCK out.

Da Gates at Da Criminoles. Gates +2.5? I am unsure of how good the Criminoles are because this is their only game of the year. The O/U is 51 and that is just weird because I cannot imagine the Gates scoring 51 points. Do the Criminoles even have scholarship athletes? Why do Flarda Gates schedule someone that only plays one game a year? Weird. Da Gates and the under. In related news, Jenn Sterger was a walk-on linebacker at Criminoles. She has pictures of BrittFarr's PENIS.

We Suck at Knee-grow Bears. The West Dawgs are minus three and the O/U is 54. Let's just say, Dawgs and the under. I really cannot pick this game, just like all the other games.

'Cocks at Clemson. USC -2.5 O/U 45. With the 'Cocks as the East Champs, I think that this game might be closer than folks think. Why would 'Cocks Corch Spermier play folks and get them hurt in a game that doesn't matter? 'Cocks and the over, anyway.

BYE at Vandy. Really, it is Arnold Palmer against Vandy which seems like a pretty good match-up. Palmer is +5 and the O/U is 49.5. Arnie is actually eighty one years old, so I do not look for him to perform too well. Look for Palmer to lose and Vandy to run up the score if they can.

GayTech v. UGA. Can this actually be right? UGA -13 and O/U 56.5? REALLY? Anyhoo, this game is for bowling rights for UGA. Pick the East Dawgs and the over.

And today, please Corch Croom, bring some CROOMIN' to the We Suck West Dawgs. We N-E-E-D this one. We NEED it.

College Gameday!!!

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Thinking About Teh Google Instant and Previews - PLUS Da Newz...

I have not really given enough thought to exactly what Teh Google Previews means, but certainly a good thorough look-see is in order.

Just using this NUDE post, we can see that there are quite a few sites that do not have a preview. Not only that, but the text snippet of my post obscures the actual image on my blog. So, for this search "christina del basso nude," I am actually screwing up my own danged chances of getting traffic. (Check "larissa riquelme nude" and you can see the difference. There is another image at the top of the page that is obscured, but the photo of the girl is not. Lesson learned: add two images, with the more provocative at the bottom.)

I am not really sure how HARDCORE a pr0n site has to be to get un-previewed, but after checking out those top two that were not previewed, I can understand why Teh Google would not show a preview. Dang!

So, not only is great content important, but the visual is becoming increasingly so, as well. Thank goodness we changed the look of the blorx. Now I am going to become all weirded out about the way the blark looks in Teh Google Preview.

Think about it, you folks that are looking for Search Engine traffic.

ON TO THE BLOGSHOW!!!

President Dumbass McMoron went on a ten day trip to Asia and all he got was South Korea bombed. But, don't worry, Mr. I Cannot Even Use a Damned Phone is on Da Jobz. (No, that is NOT an actual photo, it was commissioned by Frank J at IMAO.) I am really curious to know why the South Koreans turned Barry down on a trade deal and suddenly the Norks decided to attack the South.

If you could think of something that you would do as the formerly most powerful man on the planet, sending one of our carrier groups directly into the WAR ZONE might not be the most constructive thing that you would do. Plus, with China getting involved, I am certain that nothing could go wrong with things since The Smartest President in History is on the job.

But, then again, if you were president, you would not be such a stuttering idiot. Really, who in the mortal HELL ever thought this imbecile was anything other than a special needs person? HOLY SHIT!!! China is INVOLVED!!!

I am so very thankful that Barry Obama picked Joe FREAKING Biden as his Vice President because Doddering Joe has all kinds of foreign policy experience. I am certain that he would never refer to the United States as Afghanistan's DADDY! FML, he did.

At least Barry is keeping our Southern border safe from invasion. I cannot imagine what would happen if Mexican drug lords took over a large ranch just South of San Antonio. That would be just too much to handle. Goodness, if they did grab that huge tract of land, they would have a great place to stage huge shipments of drugs almost right on top of our interstate system. MORE.

Oh, that happened too? Damn.

Let me quickly run over to the Things Obama Has Done FAILbook page to get some relief...

11. Authorized construction/opening of additional health centers to care for veterans. Nope, that is a lie.

12. Renewed dialogue with NATO and other allies and partners on strategic issues. Yep, all the NATO countries have told Barry to tighten up, quit wasting so much money, and have basically laughed in his face.

13. Beginning the process of reforming and restructuring the military 20 years after the Cold War to a more modern fighting force… this includes new procurement policies, increasing size of military, new technology and cyber units and operations, etc. He did do this...by returning to the Middle East policies of George W. Bush, going so far as to reappoint Bush's General back as command of the theater over there.

14. Better body armor is now being provided to our troops. Yeah, but this was done under Bush, even before Barry was elected. Hmmm. This FAILbook page is not doing too well so far.

15. “Cash for clunkers” program offers vouchers to trade in fuel inefficient, polluting old cars for new cars; stimulates auto sales. MAN! YEAH! This gave a bunch of folks with disposable income, the incentive to buy a new car and got rid of all the cheap cars so the people that could have afforded them could not buy those cheap cars. Damn, this actually spiked new car sales to a ridiculous point, and removed the cheaper cars from the market. In all actuality, it REDUCED the economy. Double damn!

16. Changed the failing/status quo military command in Afghanistan. WOW! This is like the fourth time in 16 entries that this same thing has come up. Barry appointed a new commander, fired that commander, and then brought back Bush's commander. I fail to see how (even by a total retard) that this could be remotely considered a success.

17. Closed offshore tax safe havens. I guess that Barry accomplished this by giving TRILLIONS to his buddies on Wall Street so they do not have to use offshore tax havens anymore. In a strange turn of events, Charlie Rangel was just found guilty of some offshore tax haven shenanigans.

18. Deployed additional troops to Afghanistan. Fifth time this was brought up. Yes, more troops went to Afghanistan because George W. Bush's general was reappointed and he demanded them. Barry was last seen cowering in the corner, sucking his thumb, and peeing in his navel.

19. Ended media “blackout” on war casualties; reporting full information. This lasted ONE FREAKING DAY. The Barrystream Media suffered such a monstrous backlash that they immediately stopped doing it. Chalk Barry up another success.

20. Ended previous policy of awarding no-bid defense contracts. Except that he did NOT do that. Man, this list just gets weaker and weaker. I bet the next one is something about Afghanistan.

21. Ended media blackout on war casualties and the return of fallen soldiers to Dover AFB. My bad, it was a repeat of number NINETEEN!!!

22. Ended previous policy of cutting the FDA and circumventing FDA rules. WTF?!?!? The next thing you know, this misinformed Obamabot is going to say something about Bush's Medicare drug program...

23. Ended previous practice of forbidding Medicare from negotiating with drug manufacturers for cheaper drugs; the federal government is now realizing hundreds of millions in savings. Um...let's get back to the news.

Obama is doing something about the attempts of Muslims to attack us using airplanes...by strip searching and groping your GRANDMOTHER. Oddly, them DAMNED Jews got it going on, will Barry listen? Hells to the naw. Basil is offering a menu of people to do the groping. I'm going Bond Girl all the way. I chose Halle Berry. And Basil has more, including the discussion of the Lower Ninth Ward of all airports, Hartsfield International. The people at Hartsfield need to start buying floating houses.

Speaking of housing, if you are looking for some place to hang out during the Summer with your home schooled kidlets and play golf all day, Naples might be becoming more affordable in the near future. It seems that housing is at a seven year low, already. I can't wait to see what it shall be next year, a ten year low? An all-time low? (Dang, I love that Panic song.)

Finally, a little 1099 ObamaCare news.

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Weekly Interweb News and Teh Google

When I first started my traffic studies, I was averaging between 400 and 450 page views daily. I have also blocked (from the traffic stats) the IPs of almost sixty people, too. About twenty of those IPs were spammer IPs and there are maybe forty people that regularly contact me and comment on this blog, so I knew that I did not want to count those folks, because they are NORMS!!! No, none of them are Cliffs. Maybe we have a Woody or a Coach, but no Cliffs.

What we are seeing here in this graph is one month after I jumped on the cellphone-tits-soccer-girl from Paraguay. This week in June is the first time that traffic got back to normal (for a whole week) after that nutzville. Still, six months after that craziness, we are perched at number six for "larissa riquelme nude," so we are solid for that term. Like that makes us some money or something. If there is one thing that you can take to the bank, it is that dudes looking for NEKKID chicks are not going to buy anything. They are looking for chick meat, pure, plain, and simple. I guess if you ran a pr0n site that would do you some good.

Anyhoo, after seeing what could be done with very targeted KEYWORDS to boost traffic, I continued to kick up the NUDES, but started playing with legitimate search strings. So far my spreadsheet has 114 keywords for which I have tried to rank. I have hit the first page of Teh Google on almost every, single one. I have missed on less than three percent (3%), which I think is stellar.

Not only did I discover that it is relatively easy to rank on Teh Google for something, but I also learned that you can make some good blog friends by sending some really noticeable traffic over a short period of time. This helps to develop an alliance with folks that are in your area of expertise or interest and can get some really good backlinks. Odd, people like when you send them some traffic.

Now that we have developed a theory of traffic driving, it has to be tested on more targeted websites instead of just my personal blog. After this holiday weekend, I am going to work diligently on developing my two business blogs and one other site that I am involved with. On one of the business blogs, I am going to chronicle the traffic and link building of the other two sites, as well as the studies that I am doing here. If you are remotely interested in watching that, WIN or FAIL, the only way to get that info is to sign up for the PMD Newsletter. You can do that at the pop-up on my Paul Mitchell Design website. When you put your info in that box, it comes straight to my business e-mail address, it does NOT go through an autoresponder or any kind of spammer crap. Yes, I built that pop-up MYSELF!!! Dammit, I enjoy doing stuff like that.

Speaking of building stuff like pop-ups and thingies, Teh Google has a page called "Elements" that allows you to plop some cool stuff on your site. I got the new site search box from this page. Yes, the site search works swimmingly for me. I must be a narcissist to keep searching for stuff on my own blorque.

Another page that Teh Google has that was an integral part of building my traffic to the current level was "Insights for Search." For a brick and mortar store, Insights is a great tool for local traffic. Remember, the phone book is DEAD.

For more Search Engine Optimization, you really need to grab some tools that can help you. If you are like me, you want those tools to be free, too. Try these SEO toolbars and add-ons for Firefox. They are very useful and free.

Here is a new SEO plug-in for Wordpress called "Yoast." It is still in Beta, so if you like playing with stuff and tearing it up, grab this plug-in.

Here are some Webmaster Central tips for controlling Teh Google's crawling of your site. I am going to have to get someone to implement this stuff for me, I ain't that damned good and I'll ruin something.

One of the very next things that I am going to do is to figure out how to rank in Bing. This post actually says that ranking for Bing searches is easier than Teh Google.

By the way, Teh Google Instant has got search history again.

Here is a case study on an AdWords success story.

If you are going to use AdWords, you need to understand the Optimizer, too. The Richard Petty Driving Experience uses it, check out their results. Two words, "Pornostache Beltbuckler."

And just to explain WHY you have to start getting the business clicking on the web, the internet contributes 7.2% of GDP in the United Kingdom. My guess is that percentage is ONLY going to get bigger and bigger. That is probably a very safe bet, too.

Here's a tour of the new AdSense interface. When AdSense is hitting on all cylinders, even NUDE searches net cash. And here are some more insights on the new interface.

Google Affiliate Network has some tips for holiday promotions efficiency.

This past week, Teh Google Apps has been adding existing services to the Apps Suite. Teh Google Finance, Reader, and Blogger, too!

At some point, Teh Google Docs will be as easy as FTP to use. HA! Drag and drop is added.

This last week, Docs also rolled out mobile editing. Of course, the Androids could already do this, albeit, it was a little cumbersome. Here are some tips and tricks.

Here are the Blogger updates for November. Dammit, I am glad that they got that freaking image screw-up fixed. I hated having to add the line breaks manually. Blogger has some more fonts now, too.

Captious Nut, over at Marginalizing Morons, sent me a link to a Blogger widget site that has some good stuff. Please ignore the apostrophe slaughter going on over there, they ain't doing copywriting, you know?

You Tube's automatic captioning is a year old, now. I am weird about that kind of stuff. It took me so long to start extrapolating things and reading lips that captioning drives me crazy sometimes. Well, it is not really a drive per se, it is more like a walk, across a very narrow street.

Here's more on that Howcast Filmmakers Program I told y'all about two weeks ago. YOU, yes, YOU need to be in the movies and the makers of movies.

Mashable has five places that you can find online video to inspire your future movie career.

On temporary bookmarking, with the speed with which the web is changing, and the ridiculous amount of content that I read daily, I am giving Instapaper a try. You should too.

Darren Rowse at Problogger sent out a link to StudioPress that had some great deals on some Wordpress themes. The themes are all top notch and support is offered with all packages. If you are looking to build a Wordpress blog, you could do a lot worse than these themes.

If you liked Teh Google Wave, you'll love Simplybox.

Now, do NOT forget to click through to Paul Mitchell Design and fill in that e-mail form to get the latest traffic study update stuff.

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Black Friday Hosting Special at Host Gator (Gimme Money!!!)

My Host Gator pimping outfit sent me an e-mail telling me to start pimping their service or they were going to cut me off. If you are looking for truly unlimited hosting for a steal of a deal, every single affiliate marketer that I know has been pimping Host Gator and they live and die on the stability of multiple pages. Give it a try, PUH-LEEEEZE?!?!?!



By the way, if you are planning a self-hosted Wordpress blog, this is the way to go. One button installation and all kinds of features.

Thanks in advance for y'all making me an internet multi-millionaire. I'll have y'all all out to the castle one day, I promise.

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Drive-By Blogging - Jokes from the MiL Part 2 and Da Newz!!!

Note: You might notice some green highlighted links. Those are automatically generated. It is a new service that I am trying out. They are NO SPAM links, too. Click on 'em and lemme know what you think.

For the jokes from the MiL, click the image to see it large size. She has a good point.

Smitty's sidekick, Stacy McCain, has a list of stuff that Pelosi's feckless Congress is going to try to ram through before they have to leave Congress entirely.

Obama continues to set FIRSTS. His first polling below 40% approval.

There was a video out yesterday about Warren Buffet not wanting to keep his current tax rates. Grouchy Old Cripple calls him out.

The funny thing about Buffet's comments is that he is dead wrong about taxes.

The developers of the Muslim Victory Trophy on Manhattan want five MILLION dollars in federal funding to buy Beechnut to spit in our eyes. President Cheap Lawnchair is busy folding up to capitulate, too.

Newsweek has another bizarre cover of President Dumbass, too. Remember, Barry Obama is just really young, maybe when he is two hundred years old, he'll have matured and put away his asinine childish beliefs. He's just so young.

But, we CAN learn some important lessons from President Pampers McBinky.

Here are eight things that President Doofus is attempting to take over in our lives.

Not to mention the HUGE land grabs.

The head of a household that makes minimum wage has more disposable income that a family making 60k a year. Who did NOT know this? Shit, minimum wage earners scrap by on 15,080 a year, but do not pay any taxes, they do not pay a mortgage, utilities, food bills, for school, for cell phones, cable, or medical services. I really need to actually figure out how much money we are talking about, but I did do a post on low-income housing that showed the living conditions of government subsidized housing.

But, since we gotta pay all those poor people so they can watch television all day long, we gotta cut something. How about the military?

What is in the future for the Obamanonomy? Can it be good? Shit no.

Paul Krugman thinks that the economy is going bad because MEAN WHITE PEOPLE want to make Obama look bad. Methinks that Krugman really doesn't understand much of anything, but he certainly doesn't understand RAAAAACISM. Racists do not want to destroy the economy to make a black dude look bad, they want to hang him. Krugman must not be paying attention when he attends the Democrat Party Steering Committee meetings when they talk about killing black people.

Funny about what Krugman says is that our public schools are almost exclusively run by members of Krugman's Klan and look at the performance of the black kids.

Would you believe that decline is by DESIGN?

In medical services new, Joe FREAKING Biden says that ObamaCare has not made premiums go up.

In case you were unaware, Joe FREAKING Biden is a dumbass.

The press is also stupid, because they are shocked that ObamaCare is already lowering quality.

Let's check in on the "Progressives" junk science religion, Global Warming. Here are the very same folks on In Search Of back in the 1970s.

You were aware that the IPCC lied in their reports, right?

Since today is my only heir's twenty-first birthday, I need to point out to the entire world, ABORTION IS WRONG. A civilized society would never need to be told that, but "Progressives" exist, so the obvious needs to be spoken every now and again. If you believe that abortion should be a government sanctioned action, you need serious psychological help, you are a monster.

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Adoption - Superman Style

A friend told me about why he was such a big Superman fan and the day after I saw this. Cool beans.

Get the book here.

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Malin Akerman to Play Deepthroat NUDE

The HUGE news this morning is that Lindsay Lohan was bumped from playing Linda Lovelace in the biopic, "Inferno."

Since I have actually stopped doing any of my own research and have simply started posting the stuff that Right Girl shares on Buzz, my blogging career has become much easier and traffic has exploded. I could probably post twenty times a day, but do you really just want screen shots of Buzz all day long?

Well, enough about that. Lindsay Lohan was a perfect selection to play Lovelace in the film, super-skanky, sleazy to the core, and put-up-wet looking. Too bad that she is too totally incompetent to actually work. Look for Lindsay to end her life at about fifty years of age, living on welfare and coked up to the very end.

Sad.

Now, about this Malin Akerman chick? Sorry, never heard of her, never seen anything that she was in, and find her way too attractive to play a porn star. But, of course, who cares?

Oh, Linda, what up with that Jewel tooth? (See what I did with that link? Linda Lovelace...big mic pointing at mouth...NO? Dammit, I gotta point out every-damned-thing to y'all.)

Well, I think that we can all agree that this is a legitimate use of the highly touted TRAMPS label, amirite? Speaking of, what happened to Jessica Simpson? WHAT. IN. THE. HELL?

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Rule 5 Sunday - Cristina del Basso NUDE

Since I decided to try to get to one million hits in a year using The Other McCain's ONE RULE THAT MATTERS, Rule 5 Sunday, we have averaged a little over fifteen hundred hits a day. In the month of November, we are averaging around 2200. Page views are currently 1.7 times greater than the visits. Still, I have no clue which one I am supposed to be counting. I guess getting one million visits would be 1.7 times harder than the page views, so that is what we are trying to accomplish. Having another Larissa Riquelme explode onto the scene would come in handy to get there.

Since we cannot do that all the time, how about Cristina del Basso to the rescue? We featured her once before and that did pretty well. Well enough, in fact, that I added a photo gallery!

Anyhoo, that photo gallery pales in comparison to this beach video. Needless to say, this video is certainly NOT SAFE FOR CHURCH unless you attend the First Church of the John Edwards, which I am certain that you DO NOT. They ARE speaking in tongues in the video, though. Plus, I am pretty sure that you can figure out what the video contains, I drew some subtle graphics to help you determine what it is you are looking for when you get there.

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PS: I find it very funny that Zemanta is showing me photos of The McCainiac as additional information on this post. I am assuming it is because Stacy McCain is The McCainiac's cousin.

Today on Your MoM

For the twelfth week in a damned row, Your MoM has led Teh Google for "College Gameday + date." We are perfect for the season. Yes, we have led The Four Letter every week for that search and it is totally organic, as well. I have not manipulated anything at all on those posts.

Also, I was asked what the hell I was talking about with the Search Box. I made a custom search for Teh Google shortly after I started this blog. It is a totally html search box, too.

I started to get jumpy with all the changes that Teh Google is making lately, so I built yet another search box for us to use. If you load Your MoM and scroll down quickly, you can see the new box slowly loading. If you choose the lower search box and hit "Search," the results load right below the box. Try it, I think that it is pretty cool.

Are the We Suck Dawgs still winning? I cannot look.

Help us, Croom-y Wan, you're our only hope.

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College Gameday - Week 12 - November 20, 2010 (UPDATED!!!)

No, seriously, I had to keep going back to the Moron Four Letter to keep checking to see if I was right. There is just no way that College Gameday can be in Chicago for the Illinois v. Northwestern game. Even those MORONS are not that freaking stupid. Nope, they are. Illinois is 5-5 and Northwestern is 7-3 and they are both in the Big 10(11)(12). No seriously, I am not kidding. That is where College Gameday is today.

COLLEGE GAMEDAY SUCKS!!! By the way, look for a HUGE shocker in the game breakdowns below. A HUGE SHOCKER!!!

SCOREBOARD MOVED TO NOVEMBER 27, 2010.

WAIT! Do we have three teams with BYES this week? Well, I see that the NUMBER ONE The Barn is off this weekend (will they fall out of the Top Ten for not playing?), UGA is off this weekend, and UK is sitting at home getting ready for their final game with Rocky Top that (Thank you, Lord) is AWAY!!!

At 12:21, Troy and his bitchin' Trans-Camaro rolls into Columbia to face the 'Cocks. In case you were unaware, Troy lurves the 'Cocks. USC is laying 22.5 with the O/U at 57.5. Look for the 'Cocks to mushroom tattoo Troy and achieve the OVER.

At 12:30, we have App State at Da Gates. Since Flarda is not a Big 10(11)(12) team, look for this game to be unexciting. The line is Flarda -24, O/U is somewhere around 64.5. Flarda and the OVER.

The 3:30 game pits African American Bears at Geaux Tigers. This game in a normal year would almost be a pick-em, but the Klan sucks so hard and so fast this year that Geaux Tigers are favored by 15 with the O/U at 51. LSU has to know that this game is really important even though Klansingtonville is DEAD LAST in the West and is the only team in the West that is yet to become bowl eligible. They must win out to get there, too. But, look for the Tigers to roll to an easy win and make the OVER.

At 7:00, Razorhawgs at Starkvegas. This is the best game in the country this week. There is your shocker. The 13th ranked Hawgs and the 21st ranked We Suckers are playing the best game of the week. I never thought that I would write that in my lifetime. I was wrong. Hawgs are minus 3.5 and the O/U is 52. State has three games this year over 52 points and all were out of conference patsys. Let's go We Suck and the UNDER. (Another shocker, I picked We Suck to win. I think that is five times that I have done that IN MY LIFETIME.)

Rocky Top at Vandy. The Orange is favored by 8.5 or 9 and the O/U is 49.5. Let's just say, Rocky Top and the OVER and be done with it.

Final game is Bammeroids v. Georgia State. Pick Bammer to win 63-7, this is my LOCK OF THE WEEK. Bet the entire farm, steal your neighbor's farm, wife, and tractor and pick Bammer to win 63-7. You'll thank me later.

College Gameday!!!

And CROOM!!! (Yes, if Sylvester Croom was still the corch at We Suck, there would not be so much cheating talk going on. Corch Croom was the MAN.)

UPDATE: Would y'all believe that the MoM Jersey Store has sold out of The Barn, The 'Cocks, and Razorhawgs jerseys? Dude, that is crazy, THOSE THREE TEAMS?!?!?! I am headed down to the store now to add some new stuff. You should go buy that crap up, too.

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Why Taxing ANY Business is Stupid

If you are under the impression that any business pays taxes, you simply must be a Democrat. There can be no other explanation for believing something so freaking stupid.

Take a moment to listen to FACTS and REASON. This shall be hard for you to do, Mr. "Progressive," but, please engage your gray matter for a minute. Read these words and attempt to understand them.

BUSINESSES DO NOT PAY TAXES. The person that buys the product or services from the "taxed" business pays those taxes because it is figured into the price of those products or services. It is called OVERHEAD. Simply put. OVERHEAD is the cost of doing business. A building, furniture, telephone service, a website, or taxes and fees, are all costs of doing business.

To increase taxes on ANY business is to raise the price of the product or service. That is the ONLY thing that it does. In other words, when government levies any tax or fee on a business, the cost of the product or service supplied by that business must be increased to maintain PROFIT MARGIN.

PROFIT IS GOOD. If a business fails to make a profit, that business will not exist very long because the ONLY reason for that business to exist is to MAKE A PROFIT. Businesses are not created for the purpose of providing jobs, insurance, wages, or stability to any area. They are formed to create a profit for their creator. PERIOD. There is no other reason.

YOU DO NOT PAY ALL OF YOUR FICA AND MEDICARE. Dumb people get all upset because Social Security and Medicare are taken from every one of their checks. Your company ALSO pays half of that. You are not paying all of it. So, understand, every time that minimum wage is increased, the cost of products and services go up even MORE than the minimum wage increase, because the EMPLOYER has to pay more in FICA and Medicare.

Bottom line in this idiotic debate is that if you are a proponent for increasing taxes on any business or increasing minimum wage, then you are asking to be POORER. It is really that freaking simple.

Please, "Progressives," grow up and attempt to learn something.

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Jokes from the MiL - Part 1

I do believe that this shall be a regular topic, MiL sends them daily. Enjoy.

HOW MOSES GOT THE 10 COMMANDMENTS

God went to the Muslims and said, "I have Commandments for you that will make your lives better."

The Muslims asked, "What are Commandments?"

And the Lord said, "They are rules for living."

"Can you give us an example?"

"Thou shall not kill."

"Not kill? We're not interested."

So He went to the Blacks and said, "I have Commandments."

The Blacks wanted an example, and the Lord said, "Honor thy Father and Mother."

"Father? We don't know who our fathers are. We're not interested."

Then He went to the Mexicans and said, "I have Commandments."

The Mexicans also wanted an example, and the Lord said "Thou shall not steal."

"Not steal? We're not interested."

Then He went to the French and said, "I have Commandments."

The French too wanted an example and the Lord said, "Thou shall not commit adultery."

"Sacre bleu!!! Not commit adultery? We're not interested."

Finally, He went to the Jews and said,, "I have Commandments."

"Commandments?" They said, "How much are they?"

"They're free."

"We'll take 10."

There, that should offend just about everybody.

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Envy - The Foundation of the Democrat Platform

We pull no punches around these parts on the stupidity of everything Democrat, but they seem to be exponentially ramping up the stupidity in recent weeks. It is Sooper Skeery to me when people that are in charge of the country decide to double down on failure.

When Barry Obama got elected, because stupid people out number smart people almost two to one, I was concerned that we were in for a really slow collapse into Oligarchy. The recent elections give me hope that there still exist enough people that want to keep what they earn and we will in time climb out of the hole that Michelle Obama wants to keep on digging. Yes, it is hard to argue that Michelle is not the typical Obama moron type.

Let's go the video of the Speaker the House with lowest IQ in history!!! Did y'all know that there was once a room that housed eight three-toed overland sloths that had a collective IQ that quadrupled the IQ of the entire Democrat Party? True story. Did y'all know that in the mid-1990s, someone placed a jar with one million dollars of counterfeit money in it at the DNC and the whole party starved to death because they could not get their hand out of the jar once they grabbed the money? True story.

Did y'all know that Chris Dodd tweeted some really weird stuff that had to be retracted? It is all over the web today, but the Tweet to the left is the one that really, really had everyone up in arms. True story.

The one thing that Democrats do try to do is preserve their own political rape through the countryside. We saw that with Democrats actively running against Barry Obama in an attempt to keep their cushy jobs where they are never expected to perform any task of value. Not only that, the Democrats want Obama to take a MORE active role in crafting their stupid policy. Does anyone else feel like this an attempt to force the Knee-grows to the back of the bus again? Really, they are throwing Obama UNDER the bus with this move. Of course, Barry is dumb enough to think that the other Democrats are not just using him as a fall guy. I am pretty sure that the RAAAAACIST Clintons are behind this maneuver because you KNOW KNOW KNOW that Hillary is going to run for President in 2012 against the dude that has punked her out for the past two years.

As a sidebar, I really do not think that Democrats are smart enough to ditch Barry Obama in 2012. The Republicans will probably run someone against Obama that makes Bob Dole and The McCainiac look like awesome candidates, too. Who is the most boring Republican that comes to mind that has no chance of ever winning an election? You guessed it, Mitt FUCKING Romney. he did not even win against The McCainiac in the last Presidential election, you know for a fact that it is going to be Romney. See?

By the way, who was the girl that The McCainiac picked for his running mate who almost singlehandedly brought the Republicans back into the campaign despite the fact that everyone, Republicans included, said that she was retarded? What is she up to these days? I thought she as hot. And she was a breeder, too, how SEXI is that?

Anyhoo, President Douchedummy is still endangering our lives with the appeasement from the Muslim murderers. His ridiculously stupid political party STILL doesn't know why all of their people got thrown out of office, and the media continues to cover up the truth of how IN DA SHITTAH the economy has gotten.

Oh, and there are some really lyingly dumb websites that crop up daily to try to keep the general public misinformed about the way things really are. Yes, the Bureau of Labor Statistics shows that when the government jobs are removed from the mix, Obama has LOST more jobs in his two years than have been lost since 1984. In TOTAL. SO, as usual, Libtards have no clue what they are talking about.

Oh what the Hell, y'all know all this anyway...

In closing, here is the ATYPICAL Obamabot. DO turn the sound off, it is useless.


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Daily News Update - Plus Site Update News, Too!

Well, I FINALLY got that crazy-ass sidebar to nest right. Scroll down and check it out, yo! I had to make an entirely new sidebar setting, get the danged thing where I wanted it, and then back it out to reduce the amount of html here. If you want on the Olde Timey Blogroll, lemme know. If you do not suck at blogging more than I suck blogging, chances are good you are in!

I also added another Teh Google Custom Search bar. It is loading kinda slow, too. Dunno why, either. The one that has the "Search mean ol' meany" is about five years old and the code was written in pencil, so at some point I am afraid it will no longer work. Redundancy is GOOD.

I am also going to start going through every Blogger feature that I can find to see what increases traffic and repeat visitors. Check out the sidebar right below the subscription links and you shall find a "Subscribe to Our Newsletter" link. Right now I have no plans for producing a newsletter, but sign up anyway. Maybe we can start a MoM bowling league or something. Admit it, FF4500 would be a kicking bowling shirt color.

One more add going on, too. We are now APPROVED iTunes and iAppstore peddlers. I hooked up with that because I am planning a podcast and some subscription videos and need a content management system for distribution. If you need some tunes or some label making programs for your iPhone, hit those links. If we do well enough, maybe we'll fly all of you to Castro Street, Kentucky for a crawfish boil. It'll have to be after footbaw season, though. UK plays every damned game at home. If I didn't know better, I'd think that Burr Bryant was back corching up here.

On to the BLOGSHOW!!!

While I was researching the difficulties of producing my own template for Blogger, I got sidetracked in the history of Firefox. Check out the back story to Mozilla. From everything that I can actually tell, it must have something to do with Scientology, but I might be wrong on that.

Now, MORE good economic news.

The collapse of Europe is in full swing. A comparison of the Euro with the Lira. Good Lord, help us all.

If Glenn Beck is right, George Soros is to blame. Set aside some time to watch these videos, they are incredibly interesting. This makes a total of about four or five hours of Beck that I have watched and I have yet to see anything crazy. Why does the Left simply have to tell everyone that the Right is crazy-dumb?

ObamaCare waivers have been in the news all week long. Did anyone really think that Barry was going to harm Unions?

I mean, DAMN, Barry gave money to General Electric to buy twenty brazillian Chevy Volts from GM to prop them up. The Fed is pretty shady as far as using credit cards to pay off credit cards, but dude, this is insane.

Couple that good news above with the FACT that new housing starts plummeted 11.7% and you have the Obamanomics recipe for disaster. Not only that, but if you do not believe that inflation is SOARING, you are not paying attention.

Prediction? Certainly. The market is going to slowly start retracting again because the fed has dumped all the money that they can print on the bankers. The bankers, since that is free money, will still keep placing that money in the market propping it up artificially. When 2012 rolls around and we get rid of the rest of the buffoons in the Democrat Party, that is when the final collapse will happen. Hopefully, Republicans are not stupid enough to keep placing worthless money into the market.

Here is a textbook example of why Democrat policies are freaking stupid. I am certain there is some math in there that can be figured out, amiright?

Barry Obama has made it very clear that he is totally all for raising taxes on the people that produce jobs. Please keep telling yourself, "Smartest President in History." At some point if you say it enough, it must come true...

Hide and watch the stupidity ooze out of DC in this lame duck session. Aren't we smart enough to know what Democrats are going to do before they even do it? Study a problem, figure out the worst possible thing that you could do to address the problem, then implement it. That is the Democrat Way!

And when everything goes the way that normal people know it will, it is all "Jake in the tunnel" from the Democrats.

Remember, these Democrats are people that think that the Earth can change its climate from one extreme to another in a short ten years. They are not crazy, really, they are just really, really dumb.

I think that I have voiced that FACT before, though.

Of course, the Democrats in the Barrystream Media kinda blame the Republicans. Yeah, it's the Republicans that have refused to meet with President Douchebrain McMoronblouse.

As long as you have your wallet out, help out a fellow blogger to feed his newborn. Times is tuff, you know?

In case you are wondering, YES! There are videos of Larissa Riquelme NUDE. (well, I know where you'll be for the rest of the day. See ya!!!

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Teh Google Updates and 'Round the InnerTubes

It's that time of the week and there has been muches and bunches of stuff that has happened since we last spoke. It seems that it is becoming increasingly difficult to keep up with all the stuff that Teh Google is rolling out, too. They must have a bunch of stuff in the works and unlimited Benjamins with which to do the rolling out.

Let's get started!

The first thing that I wanted to pass along is the new social media browser that hit the sKreets this past week. I received an invitation to RockMelt and was about to give it a whirl when I saw a post from the most renown technical blogger I know. Basil is trying out RockMelt and will post about it soon. If Basil is not on your reader, you are living in Muslim Times. Enjoy your ignorance.

Technorati released the State of the Blogosphere 2010 this past week. We are NOT number one on the web, either. SHOCKA!!! We do, however, possess an authoritAY of 507 and a rank of 3807. (What the Hell does that mean exactly?)

As long as we are not totally on Teh Google, why not check out some Firefox add-ons to enhance TEH GOOGLE!!! Some of these skins are tres cool, too. Technology is so very KEEN. (What the Hell does that mean exactly, too?)

Next up, if you are a HUGE online business magnet like me, then you have certainly done your homework on Teh Google Local. You know that the phonebook is utterly dead and you know that if you are looking for something, you just go to Teh Google. There is a new Teh Google ratings portal called Hotpot that they are pushing. Go sign up and help the cause. Who knows, if we all start using it, and never use the phonebook, we might save some trees and they can suck up all that CO^2 that is causing man-made global warming. Plus, if we end man-made global warming, there will be no reason to have "Progressives" anymore. You did not know that it was the phonebook's fault for that, didja?

Teh Google Website Optimizer has come in handy these past few weeks as we ramp up traffic to ridiculous levels. You should optimize your site, too. For some reason, that sounds kinda filthy when I just typed it.

Here are some keyboards shortcuts to help out with Teh Google Instant. Search is getting awesomatic again!

Well, everywhere other than at Ask.com.

But, at the same time, you get a new feature, you lose a few features. I think that is a feature bug. Get it? A feature bug, I am belly laughing right now.

G-Mail's homepage has gotten an upgrade of sorts. Since I rarely see the log-in screen because I never get off the interblarqs, that kinda doesn't apply to me.

AdSense has got a new interface as well. In Teh Google's e-mail to us POWAH USERS today, they said, "Last week we began rolling out the new AdSense interface in beta to all of our publishers, and wanted to let you know that it has been enabled for your account. Inspired by direct feedback from you, our publishers, the new interface includes features designed to help you make more money with AdSense by giving you more actionable performance data, offering you more control over the ads that appear on your sites, and helping you manage your account more efficiently. The new interface makes it easy to quickly see your earnings and payment information, find relevant features, and make changes to your account." In related news, I made ZERO dollars today on AdSense. Thanks, y'all. Christmas is going to be awesome for all the needy children I sponsor. I'll tell them that y'all said that they were fat and didn't need any more FOOD for Christmas. Last year, Little Timmy cried when I gave him a loaf of bread and a hunk of Velveeta.

At least Teh Google AdSense now has a Polack blog, though. Insert your own "At least the Polacks HAVE a computer, unlike those Religion of Peacers" humor here.

By the way, Teh Google Boost, the local ad platform is rolling out to new United States cities. Sadly, Mayonnaise Farm, Kentucky, where I am right now, did NOT make the cut of new rolling out cities.

In You Tube news, they keep upgrading the Chrome stuff for the service. This week is no exception. How about Turn Off the Lights and Feeds?

Or enhanced You Tube Topics Search?

Also at You Tube, Howcast is looking for a vlogger. You know that position is flatout meant for you, too. You look guh-rate on camera, you He/She Devil, you. Your hair be kicking, that looks awesome!

Speaking of films and videos and how much you need to be in them, Picasa now hosts HD video right next to your photos that are the best that I have ever seen. When you were through with modeling school did you get an advanced degree in photography? Your photos are amazing. REALLY.

Here are some Teh Google Doc RULER tips. Personally I think that rulers are the sexiest thing on any program. Have you ever seen them in Paint.Net? Man, they are almost pr0n!!!

Docs auto-corrections, LaTeX in equations, and images in cells. Oh, you are still using MS Office? Rube.

More stuff at the Apps Marketplace. Ming.ly looks like what I need to manage my stuff. If y'all had been clicking on the damned AdSense, I would be using that right this minute. Thanks...

Teh Google Search App for Windows phones. I am glad to see yet another phone OS and the requisite hardware that is better than an iPhone.

Enhancements for Teh Google News for smartphones. This includes the iPhone, so it is not only for smartphones, but for borderline retarded phones, too.

Speaking of phones that are of no use for normal people, the iPhone App Store (remove your shoes and your ball cap please, you are fucking up our Feng shui) has finally been dragged kicking and screaming into the year 2005 with the addition of a Teh Google Voice App. Who knows, with this addition to the iPhone capability, actual phone calls that are not immediately dropped might be on the horizon by 2013. We'll see.

Oh! Lookit this Big Ass laptop!!!

Last, but certainly not least, if you are finally getting ready to launch your new website or blog, you know the one that is going to be the best site for your photos that are amazing and your videos that are top notch, here are The Eighteen Steps that you need to follow. Add SEOmoz to your reader, too, or at least check out Whiteboard Friday on...um...Friday. You'll learn buttloads of new techie stuff.

I'm number two for "Kate Middleton Nude." Yes, on these ridiculous search strings, I am still 100% for first page rankings in less than three hours. Now, to figure out how to monetize the hot chicks posts. Maybe we can figure out a way to MARRY your awesome video posts to NUDE hot chicks?

If you are using an iPhone, buy a Kindle.

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The Beatles Finally at iTunes

My overlords at iTunes e-mailed me today and told me to start hawking The Beatles. Please go buy their albums so Steve Jobs doesn't come to my home and kill me.

Please? Click the image below to go directly to The Beatles iTunes store thingy.



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Kate Middleton NUDE

Since we are expected to cover all of the BREAKING! NUDE NEWS, here is the latest.

Prince William's chick, Kate Middleton NUDE, is all Kate Middleton NUDE!!!

Here are Kate Middleton bikini shots.

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Testing Some HTML in Blogger

I have written a couple of posts on how to change some settings on Blogger using html. I never knew how to simply insert the code in the post without taking a screenshot. You know, when you write in the code, it actually does what you are writing. Get it?

I am trying something here that might explode my whole blog, but luckily I have backed up every day for the past two weeks because I was ditching code and tightening things up almost every day since the new template.
Let's try this...

I was asked how I made the dropdown labels on the sidebar and it used to be hard as crap. You had to post a full Label widget, then find it in the template, copy ALL of the code there and then insert some other junk. I found a better way that keeps the widget intact and it still updates the counts, too, which the other way did not do automatically.

First, back-up your blog template. ALWAYS.

You must have the Labels Widget already added to your template, by the way.

Then find this code...(Use Control F, you know?)


<ul>

<b:loop values='data:labels' var='label'>

<li>

<b:if cond='data:blog.url == data:label.url'>

<data:label.name/>

<b:else/>

<a expr:href='data:label.url'><data:label.name/></a>

</b:if>

(<data:label.count/>)

</li>

</b:loop>

</ul>


Simply replace the code above with this code...


<select onchange='location=this.options[this.selectedIndex].value;' style='width:100%'>



<option>Browse By categories</option>

<b:loop values='data:labels' var='label'>

<option expr:value='data:label.url'><data:label.name/>

(<data:label.count/>)

</option>

</b:loop>

</select>


And that is all there is to it. Also, the new "Codeview" works! And it appears everything else still works, too! Simply cut and paste, y'all. Now, back to our regularly scheduled mediocrity.

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Sunday Funnies - The Weekly News Roundup

While we are waiting for the latest RIDICULOUS Bowl Championship Series Polling to hit the inbox, I thought it would be a really good time to recap the week in Obama Stupidity™. Please keep in mind that, in the history of the world, there has not been a dumber man that was at the helm of a country. Normal people knew this when this imbecile hit the national stage at the 2004 DNC and every national media figure immediately experienced a total body orgasm and continually told us TO THIS DAY how freaking smart Barry Obama is. When Chris Matthews, Keith Olbermann, Diane Sawyer, Katie Couric, and Anderson Cooper tell you that someone is intelligent, you can bank the entire farm that person is startling in their accumulation of stupidity. Obama is simply the ideal test case that proves this hypothesis.

Also, when Barry Obama picked Joe FREAKING Biden as his Vice President tool, remember that those very same talking heads simply had to keep telling us that Biden was an awesome pick because of his HUGE foreign policy experience. Yes, I just snorted yet again from actually contemplating ANYONE saying that Joe FREAKING Biden is anything other than a drooling wetbrain. Joe should be on every poster showing us the dangers of concussions. Joe struggles with understanding SHOES, folks.

To get this kicked into gear, let's watch as my new Senator, Rand Paul, shows people why Kathleen Parker and Eliot Spitzer should not be in PUBLIC, much less actually on television.



Seriously, disingenuous Democrats like Eliot Spitzer should be forced to realize, and I'll say it very slowly, THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS "FEDERAL FUNDS." The money that pays for "federal programs" comes from THE TAXPAYERS. There is not a Federal tee-shirt factory that turns a profit. The real problem comes from the FACT that Republicans are TOO DAMNED NICE.

As an aside, I remember W-A-Y back when Eliot Spitzer was the bestest Democrat they had. That was before he got caught frequenting the whorehouses and had to resign as governor of New York. How a network would be stupid enough to give this CRIMINAL a television show is beyond me. Why any self-respecting person would agree to go on this CRIMINAL'S show is even more perplexing.

As far as what Spitzer said about the CBO finding that ObamaCare would save a trillion in ten years, that was BEFORE they got the actual legislation and were using the falsified numbers sent to them by the corrupt Democrat Congress. Since they got the law and are using real numbers, the best that I have seen is that medical costs are going to skyrocket (which is ALREADY happening) and the cost of ObamaCare is going to quadruple the budget, again. Only a total idiot thinks that a federally mandated medical system is going to save money. Hey, they think that giving Pell Grants to fully HALF of the kids in college is NOT the cause of escalating college costs. They think this because they are fucking morons.

You know, Spitzer makes Rachel Maddow look sane.

Now, ladies and gentlemen, it's on to the BLOGSHOW!!!

In case you were unaware, it has been just over five months since Obama removed his hand-picked FAILURE for Afghanistan, Stanley McChrystal. I am not trashing McChrystal so much as pointing to the fact that since Barry Obama was inaugurated, he has not had a single legitimate success. Harken back to the time that George Stephanopoulos was talking about Obama's masterstroke of handling the McChrystal fiasco. Yes, Democrats are stupid, people. Pass it on.

You see, ObamaCare was passed on false pretenses. Democrats lied, the medical system died. All of the entities that pushed so hard for ObamaCare are now being let out of the mandate. Not only that, they are ending their coverage of their employees, too.

Basil says that is karma.

At least even the libtards are starting to see how bad ObamaCare really is. The New England Journal of Medicine is offering tips on how to get rid of it.

Here are one hundred eleven MORE reasons to repeal the ObamaCare boondoggle. You gotta pay back those corruptocrats that voted you into office, huh?

And believe it or not, the Democrats STILL have no clue why they lost the House.

Pelosi even has NO REGRETS.

Oh, look, Maxine Waters is embroiled in yet ANOTHER corruption scandal. There is not one human that has two brain cells to rub together that does not know that Waters needs to be in jail.

Another ACORN chief criminal pleads. yep, no voter fraud happening anywhere. We don't need no stinkin' IDs.

On the economy front, lying Democrats continue to push the meme that there is ZERO inflation. Weekly, I make groceries and put petrol in the motorcar, I know they are lying.

Dan Mitchell points out that balancing the budget is very easy if we undo everything that the Democrats have done since 2007.

However, Obama is not going to do that, he is going to have the Fed monetize our federal debt to see if he can bring down the entire economy of the world.

Here's how they are going to accomplish that collapse.

And at the same time, Obama is going to have his sycophants in the national media talk about GUH-RATE! job numbers. Or course, they are Democrats, too, so they are lying.

Finally some folks are starting to look at minimum wage and the way that Democrats pay their own slaves.

And to add insult to injury, the left is calling for a violent overthrow of I guess the House of Representatives that were just duly elected. If anyone wants to fund the meeting, I will agree to fight Ted Rall one on one to save the rest of the country from getting their hands dirty. I would willingly beat the mortal shit out of that fucktard, if it is violence he wants. GLADLY. And I would smile the entire time I was doing it too. Ted, hit me on my e-mail, I can make this happen if you want some violence.

Now, let's go to the video:

A brief primer of the different types of government and why "Progressives" are stupid...


The philosophy of LIBERTY...


Bill Whittle on the criminal Mexicans...


You really should join up at Pajamas Media to see Whittle's videos very first thing. It is free and you get Vodkapundit, too!

I want y'all to understand something in no uncertain terms. I do these linkdumps because we have to see the overwhelming amount of corruption of Democrats every single minute of the day. We should build internment camps for those idiots. TODAY.

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