New Year's Resolution for Me

Every once in a while I'll decide to get ripped again. Yes, this is very short lived usually, but when I started walking about two or three years ago, I have yet to stop exercising regularly. I am a little softer than I would like to be, so I decided to buy one of my affiliate products called Supreme 90 Day that I am hawking on one of the PMD Empire's websites. It was only twenty damned dollars, how bad could they rip me off?

Dude, this seems to be working and I am not hurting like a lunatic, either. You should try it along with me.

Yes, I make a little dust off of your purchase, too, so know that it is going to my, as well as your, favorite charity, ME.

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Teh Google, Blogging, Traffic, and Whatnot (UPDATED!!!)

UPDATE: I signed up for this allegedly incredible list building thingy and I have to get three people to sign up within the first three days to E-X-P-L-O-D-E my list. Go sign up here, and confirm your membership. I'll let you know how it works, in a couple of days. (No, I do not get paid for that, either.)

Man, at year's end, Teh Google starts blasting out some stuff and then NOTHING for a week, but ignore that, first things first...

Wordpress has some critical issues going on. Of course, I do not technically self-host all of my Wordpress blorgs, so my hosting company done got me fixed up.

Just checking, but did you run over to my business site and sign up for the e-letziner on blogging, traffic, making oo-koodles of money and stuff? If not, click through and sign-up on the little pop-up thingy. No, it is not spammy at all. It is one of the first tricks that I finally figured out. I am almost certain that I can do it on this blarq too, but I have never tried. Should I?

In case you are not reading my Online Marketing Blerk, here is a post that we did on basic BEFORE the traffic stuff. Check it out, link the post, share the post, subscribe to the blauk, and send me money! And as long as you are dying to send me money, check out that shiny new "recommended" thingy on the top of the sidebar.

Now...on to Teh Google SHOW!!!

Blogger has really upped their game this year. I have been using this platform for almost six years now and it has never been better. Here are the upgrades to Blogger from 2010.

In case you are trying to put some rudimentary SEO in place on your Blogger blork, SEO starts in the post title. Watch...



As long as we are talking about blogging and getting traffic, please always keep in mind that CONTENT IS KING.

By the way, the old Keyword Tool is being taken down. Of course, here is the new keyword tool, but use the old one for as long as you can because I think that it is a little better.

SEOmoz likes to use You Tube for keywords as well. This makes assloads of sense, too, since You Tube and FAILbook are the main sites on the 'net right now.

SEOmoz also has six news SEO tools for us to play with. Honestly, I have not used any of them, but I have never been lead awry by SEOmoz, ever.

SEOmoz also dips into our Teh Google pool and reviews some of Teh Google's SEO stuff. I have started my Teh Google Wonder Wheel video and if you will go sign-up to get my SPAMMY news-ezine-email thingy, you will get first blush on my take on the Wonder Wheel.

While we are yapping about traffic and SEO, why don't you go ahead and add your Teh Google Analytics to your Teh iGoogle page?

As long as we have ANALytics (heh) on the brain, why not check out this video about AddThis's ANALytics (heh)?



If you recall, I just said that FAILbook and You Tube were getting all the traffic, I forgot to add Twittah, Linked In, and StumbleUpon. If you want all my data, hit up my QR Code on the sidebar.

Speaking of FAILbook, do you want to do that profile photo hack thingy? Mashable has yet another way to handle that. (Isn't that Kim Jong-il further down the page? His profile photo is BANGING!!!)

Teh Official Google Blog has a post of the latest from Teh Google Labs. Most of these things are stuff that we have already covered here, but you cannot expect Teh Google to be MORE up to date on Teh Google than I am...

Do you use Teh Chrome browser? Got some of them links, too!

Lovely Charts for Teh Chrome.

Here is a file sharing extension for Teh Chrome called Ge.tt. Seriously, Rapidshare just got their nuts kicked in. Free pr0n for everybody!!!

I tried to get me one of those test Chrome laptops about a month ago. I just found out that I would be slamming the thing against the concrete if I get one. You cannot use a jump-drive on it without an act of Congress. Of course, that makes total sense if everything you are doing is in the cloud. But, how are we going to get our stuff IN THE CLOUD to begin with?

Maybe if everyone else is using a desktop and we are all connected on Salesforce Chatter, all will be well?

I was looking back at Tech 2010 and ran across these start-up logos. Really? Foursquare started in 2010? Seems like it has been around since I was BORN!!!

Since I am getting ready to launch thousands of e-books this next year, I found a great e-book cover tutorial. If you want me to make yours, e-mail me and we'll work something out.

And you know that I'll be nekkid when I am making that e-book cover, too. Mainly because I learned from the Mistress of Working Nekkid.

Before we sign off, what would Wednesday be without a Rule 5 or Humpday Hottie post?

Just so you know, I am going to pump out some good e-book content in 2011, so get you something to gnaw on those books with!!!

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Drive-By Blogging - Typical Tuesday

I have made a promise to myself that this next year I am going to swap a bunch of stuff up in my life. I have accepted the fact that Barry Obama will NOT finish the year out at President and that Joe FREAKING Biden will be the next President Buffoon. He shall be so absolutely terrified of doing anything that he will pretty much rubber-stamp the new Republican House agenda and the Democrat controlled Senate will just go along to keep from losing their position on the gravy train. Those Democrat Senators are very much aware that they have no value to anyone on Earth, so they too will pass the Republican agenda from the House.

(Yes, I am aware this is a HUGE longshot, but I am sticking with my first thoughts on these matters. Remember, I do not think that Barry Obama is evil, but I do know that he is a moron and the Democrats will convince him to get out.)

All that said, there are a bunch of things going on right now that have been promoted by the Party of Imbecilic Dumbasses that are collapsing around their ears. Stupid policy rarely survives a short period of time. Remember when Bill Clinton raised taxes on luxury items and that policy stated in place for a fleeting moment because unemployment skyrocketed? Everything that Barry Obama and the Democrats have passed in the past four years is pretty much like that.

Still, if they want to take the shackles off the job-creators, all they have to do is abolish the minimum wage. Of course, this will remove the need for the Dumbass DREAM Act or any other kind of illegal Mexican legislation. So, they are never going to do that because who in the Hell would be left to vote for Democrats?

I have playing with the more thingy for a little while now, so hit the link for the Daily Link Farm.

Final Notice - Year End Post

I just decided to ignore my previous date that I had arbitrarily set on a date that I promptly forgot. Since to go back and find that post that I originally did (maybe before Thanksgiving), I just said to Hell with it.

Get your posts in before this Wednesday because I am posting The Best of Your MoM's Family on Friday.

Man, I slept for twelve straight hours last night. I got a bunch to accomplish today and little time to do it.

I hope that all of y'all's families behaved for Christmas. You know how they are...

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Lefties Hate Haley and Cannot Stand Facts

I got hit with an e-mail a couple of days ago that linked Pandagon's ranting about Haley Barbour. Yes, pretty much everything that they posted was just innuendo with absolutely nothing of substance, but it proves a point.

"When was the last time you raped your mentally handicapped daughter, Senator?" (Please notice the new twist because Democrats beat their wives regularly and NOW is all cool with that. And NO, I am NOT talking about The McCainiac and his "special" daughter, Meghan.)

I want y'all to understand something about Mississippi and the normal people that live here. We do not give one shit about what color your skin is. We simply could not care less about that. Of course, dumbasses like Amanda Marcotte have no idea what we do down here because they have never been here.

In case you were unaware of Marcotte, like most everyone on the planet, she is a supreme dumbass that was webmaster for John Edwards for a minute before she got fired for hating religion. She was also a big, big, big supporter of the prostitute that tried to railroad the Duke lacrosse nancies. So, we can reach some conclusions about her intellect from her past actions.

Shocker upon shocker, the Twittah-er of Pandagon has already checked in on one of my posts, too. Despite the fact that the post that they linked did not use "sky high" in reference to inflation, as stated in the Tweet, I did say that inflation "is almost stratospheric."

I guess that the "Progressives" at Pandagon took it personally when I smacked around their intellectual equals at Alternet. Pandagon getting all upset about my takedown of their booty-buddies brings to mind what Forrest Gump said, "Stupid is, as stupid does."

So, I'll smack Pandagon around a tad.

Since we always lead with what we have learned, we must assume that the people at Pandagon have no clue what "inflation" is. Remember, they are "Progressive," so that means that they are stupid. No, there are no humans more stupid than "Progressives." There is a limit to stupidity because if you fall below a certain level of idiocy, it is impossible to make it through childhood.

Anyhoo...

Inflation is the general upward movement of prices and services as measured by the CPI and PPI. An increase in the money supply ALWAYS brings on inflation. That is not the only cause, but AN INCREASE IN THE MONEY SUPPLY ALWAYS BRINGS ON INFLATION.

Now, since the Twit that tweets at Pandagon seems to believe Zebra Jesus and his Merry Band of Economic Imbeciles when it comes to whether or not we are in an inflationary cycle, I thought that I would clue them in to some very good indicators of the TRUE rate of inflation right now.

Yes, this is a joke. No one watches color television anymore!

In January 2009, the price of gold was around 927 bucks an ounce. Today, gold is hovering just under 1400 bucks an ounce. Most traders predict gold to pass 1800 next year. In case you are a "Progressive," at around 1800, gold would have doubled in value in three years. That is a 33.33 percent increase per ounce of gold per year. There simply must be some kind of reason for that, amirite?

In case you want another price to compare, try 93% beef. In January 2009, it was around 1.94 per pound. The week ending December 17, 2010, the same beef was 2.38 per pound. (Yes, I can get it cheaper than that, too, but that is the average in the United States.) Cipher, cipher, that appears to be about a 19% increase!

Again, there simply must be something that is causing prices to rise, you know?

Of course, if you are a "Progressive," you have to blame these increases in price on the greedy corporations and those HUGE HUGE HUGE salaries that all the CEOs get.

But, for every additional dollar per barrel for crude, 100 billion of GDP is lost.

If you want a really good historical indicator of how the economy is doing, here it is. If the United States Senate is controlled by Democrats, the economy is crumbling. If the US Senate is controlled by Republicans, assume the inverse. The reason you can assume this is because it has ALWAYS BEEN THE CASE.

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Merry Christmas, Y'all

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The Late Teh Google Posting Post!!!

With the onslaught of Christmas cheer and visiting with family, I simply forgot to post Teh Google updates and weekly gifty-gifts yesterday. Well, that seems par for the course on this pinnacle of mediocrity, amirite?

Let's get to it, folks, I got a family to upset and arguments to start for Christmas.

First things first. Before the beginning of 2011, you need to set up a Terms of Service page and a Privacy Policy page for your website. Do not skip this, just go do it. There are changes coming to the Webbynets because of the criminal Democrats in DC. Both services are free and easily completed. Fill in the blanks, it is Barry Obama proof, even.

Here is an additional Terms submitter page.

By the way, you need to print these out and keep them with the rest of your blogging business paperwork. If you are on Firefox, here is a Print PDF add on so you can keep a digital copy as well.

Also, the Democrats are going to screw you if you take music from someone and do not pay for it. Check out these tips for LEGAL music usage. You know, this blogging thing used to be so much fun, but it only took the Democrats since 2007 to really screw it up.

Plus, since the Democrats are destroying business, wealth, and freedom at a very rapid pace, we small businessmen and women have to adapt, adjust, hide, sneak, and plunder in order to rake a small amount of jack to the hizzouse.

Teh Google has compiled the stuff that we asked for them to provide.

The main thing that we are going to have to do this year is find people to buy our stuff online. That starts with Search Engine Optimization (SEO). Here is a basic glossary of SEO terms.

SEO Book put together a great graphic on exactly how Teh Google processes search terms. Print it out, post it on your wall, and memorize it.

Set realistic goals for what you want to accomplish in 2011. If you want to go from forty hits a day to over 2000 a day, that is NOT unreasonable. Do you know how I know? I did it with a very limited effort in 2010. ON. THIS. BLOG.

In case you were wondering where you can get loads of free traffic, try that social media behemoth, FAILbook. Stick a "SHARE" button on everydamnedthing. Here's who's sharing our stuff. ME.

Then, learn Teh Google's Webmaster Tools. Make you a folder and start saving these Tips posts.

Seriously, here is a tip straight from Teh Google Webmaster Blorx. I have read it threeve times already and STILL do not have a clue what it says. Wikileaks Task Force?

The Webmasters Blorx also has tips for Non-Profits.

The main thing that we need to learn to understand is organic traffic. Yes, we are going to keep getting our friends to the site, but we have to grow the family. Since Yahoo is scaling back Delicious, you better grab all the data you can from the service while it stills lives and breathes.

Plus, if you offer goods and services from a typical local business, claim your listing on Teh Google Places, NOW. This FREE service has sent me some pretty good traffic over the last few weeks since I started using it. Of course, that traffic is there for ME to convert to money and I have been failing miserably at it, but I promise I am going to do better.

And while we are talking about using Teh Google's free stuff to get you an online presence, let's watch Teh Google Sites at work.



Folks, we have to get really creative in 2011 in order to survive the Democrat attack on the population. You do not want to starve, do you?

Google Analytics has added page specific stats. If you have a Google Account, you can sign in with it to get your Analytics code for your site.

I have decided to play around with getting backlinks from some unusual places. The Examiner offers some online publication in niche markets and I signed up for the green building niche on my business site. I guess I need to start posting some articles about how stupid green building technology is so I can get cut off immediately.

Also, I have signed up to make Your MoM a Teh Google News Site and they keep sending me more and more hoops to jump through. The Privacy Policy was one, the Terms Policy was another, now they want me to meta-tag my stuff...

Teh Google News gives us some tips on meta information to include with our stuff to keep folks from stealing it. Believe me, I never thought in a million years that someone would lift some of my posts word-for-word, but it has happened. Dumb. But true.

2010 was a H-U-G-E year for Teh Google Docs. Here is a list of their accomplishment this past year. I would like to be able to take credit for all that junk, but Hell, I cannot even get them to move the damned SPAM button away from the ARCHIVE button in G-Mail.

Here's yet another post on the new interface for Teh Google Docs. In the past month, they have upgraded the interface four times of which I am aware. Each time it gets better exponentially.

Now, revisions in spreadsheets. Are you still using Lotus Notes? FOOL.

Do you want to see what you can do with Teh Google Docs? Watch...



Here is another video about another Teh Google product interface. They have updated the AdSense interface AGAIN. I swear that I am going to start calling them, "Google Claus."

When you consider that with the introduction of Android, normal people are starting to use their phones for more than just talking, you might want to start developing your website for mobile web, too. Yes, I realize that you do not want to do business with people that use the iPhone, but you might just have to do that until it goes the way of the iMac.

Oh, why not just go ahead and make you an Android App, too?

Plus, tying that Teh Google Local into the phoney-phone, you need to start using Hotpot and rating stuff. This is a sooper-dooper targeted search capability. People are moving around LOOKING for your product. You simply cannot do any better than that, yo. Better put that SEO knowledge to work, huh?

In addition to using the FREE! Teh Google services, you might want to look into using other services that are gobbling up traffic hand over fist. Posterous has started e-mail lists. Every guru on Earth has said, "The money is in the list" in one form or another.

Tumblr has been called many things over the last year, but The Best Of is one title that keeps cropping up. Check out my architecture Tumblr HERE.

Wanna make that wacky-wild FAILbook profile thingy? There are many different ways, check FAILBOOKING, or FBCrop, and even TechCrunch has video. Yeah, I did it for ONE DAY. B-O-R-I-N-G.

Mashable has the specs to update your Twitter profile for the "new" interface. Are you using the new interface? I use Seesmic Web, so I do not. Tell me if you are, so I can update my little place on the Twitterverse if you want it.

Speaking of Twittah, Embedly is a really cool feature for linking on Twittah. I am not really sure how that Readon.ly is going to work because it doesn't shorten the Tweet. Wikileaks Task Force?

Captious Nut at Marginalizing Morons sent this link to some Teh Google Chrome extensions and features that I did not know about. The Resources page is great!

By the way, if you make more than twenty grand online, the Democrats have added a new 1099-K form that you will have to file. Vote those bastards out every chance you get, please?

Just so you know, if you are in New York, need a job, and can do some webbynet kinda junk, Teh Google is looking for you. Plus, they bought a building where you will work.

In case you were unaware, Christmas is just around the Friday. You better get busy making a gingerbread house. OUT. OF. MEAT.



If I do not see you before Saturday, Murry ChrimmaHanaKwanzica.

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Today in Military News

There is no possibility that Democrats will ever do anything that is not sandpoundingly stupid. Most people know this already. Let's check in on a recruiting Q & A from this point forward, shall we?

Just so you are well aware, Mr. Potential Recruit, the Democrats have gotten rid of the Democrats' Don't Ask, Don't Tell, so now I am obligated to ask the following questions...

Have you ever had intercourse with a person of your own sex?

How many times have you had intercourse with a person of your own sex?

Under what conditions did you have intercourse with a member of your own sex?

Yes, I am well aware that those answers are none of my business, however, the Democrats have forced me to ASK now. You TELL now.

If, in the future, you are tempted to vote for a Democrat for any office, remember, the reason Democrats run for office in the first place is because they are too stupid to perform any beneficial tasks or actions required in everyday life.

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Your MoM's Year in Review!

While we are vacationing at the B&C's folks' house, I am putting the finishing touches on the Year End Best of The Fambly post. If you do not want to let Your MoM down, well, more than you already have, get your posts in.

Yes, THAT MEANS YOU.

DO NOT embarrass the family. Well, no more than you already have...

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The Week in Paul Mitchell

I am vacationing with the Ball and Chain's parents for the Christmas holiday. I am checking the blogs and throwing out random comments and trying to catch up on a little work.

The federal government can kiss my ass this week. Seriously, they can't ruin everything in a week, can they?

I am sorry that I cannot see everyone that I want to see while I am in The 'Sip, but y'all will have to forgive me. I'll make it up to y'all later and there shall be a little extra in your check this week.

Plus, we made a video for y'all for this most special holiday and hope you'll take it to heart. We pray that the Religion of Peace feels a twinge in their evil hearts over the celebration of our Savior. Much love From the Family...Merry Christmas, folks.



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Light Relief (Promoted Post)

I just received an e-mail telling me that there will be a marketing blitz on this junk this weekend.

There is a risk-free trial and a free bottle of joint support stuff, too.

Really, just go check out the funny colored page I made to hawk this thingy. Oh and sign up, too.

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Digg and the Stupidity of being "Progressive" (UPDATED!!!)

UPDATE: If I had only waited one more day, I would not have had to write this post, because Patterico has done a great job of dissecting the stupidity.

I have a Digg account for some reason. I am not really sure why, it is basically the way that morons send around their misinformation. The "Top Stories" on Digg are always the most popular talking points of the day from the "Progressives." I have yet to see a single day go by where Jon Stewart's comments of the night before are not one of the most DIGGED stories. So, you know what kind of imbeciles hang out there.




Anyhoo, I saw an article from Alternet that was one of the "Top Stories" and this was the post title and lede:

Study Confirms That Fox News Makes You Stupid
A new survey of American voters shows that Fox News viewers are significantly more misinformed than consumers of news from other sources.

The post referred to a survey performed by World Public Opinion, some idiotfest at the University of Maryland.

If you want some really good data from a survey, go to a university's "Program on International Policy Attitudes." Rock solid numbers folks.

In case you do not know Alternet, they run a far, far, far left site that claims three million hits a month. Quantcast kind of says 1.9MM, but who's counting? Oh, that's right, Quantcast IS! Alternet inflates their traffic by s bunch.

My point is not to say that those folks in the ditch over at Alternet are lying, but...wait...that is EXACTLY my point.

So, back to the lying liefest of the Alternet post. (From this point referred to as POS.)

POS's post went on to explain how misinformed Fox viewers were and POS used the data from this nothing ridiculous sect of Moonbats to back those statements up.

Here is the data from Gaggle of Douchebags at U of Maryland that refers to Fox viewers:

Those who watched Fox News almost daily were significantly more likely than those who never watched it to believe that most economists estimate the stimulus caused job losses (12 points more likely), most economists have estimated the health care law will worsen the deficit (31 points), the economy is getting worse (26 points), most scientists do not agree that climate change is occurring (30 points), the stimulus legislation did not include any tax cuts (14 points), their own income taxes have gone up (14 points), the auto bailout only occurred under Obama (13 points), when TARP came up for a vote most Republicans opposed it (12 points) and that it is not clear that Obama was born in the United States (31 points). The effect was also not simply a function of partisan bias, as people who voted Democratic and watched Fox News were also more likely to have such misinformation than those who did not watch it--though by a lesser margin than those who voted Republican.

Let's address these point, shall we?

The stimulus lost jobs. There has yet to be a single week in Barry Obama's REIGN of TERROR where jobs were added above and beyond those lost. Not one week. So, okay, Fox viewers believe the truth.

ObamaCare will worsen the deficit. Paying for the medical services of 40 million new deadbeats will...um...do what exactly? Lower the deficit? Fox viewers 2-0.

The economy is getting worse. There is ZERO debate on that. Mortgage delinquency length has increased threefold, unemployment is rising, inflation is almost stratospheric, gold is at record highs, savings are plummeting. Need more? Didn't think so. Fox viewers 3-0.

The stimulus legislation did not have any tax cuts. Yeah, that is kinda misleading, Obama did reduce withholding taxes, BUT!!! Not the actual income tax due. So, that is really not a tax cut, that is a Bill Deferment. Obama's "stimulus" also returned $400 bucks to individuals and $800 to married couples. (I do not see how exactly that is anything other than $400 dollars to individuals, but I guess they phrased it that way to trick normal people into thinking that Democrats actually value marriage.)

Oh, but on that "REFUND?" It is taxable. At the state level and at the federal level. Do you remember how the left went apoplectic over that when W did it?

So, yes, there was a tax something, it was not a rate cut, it did nothing for anyone other than deadbeats that went out an bought dope, sooooo. Let's say Fox viewers were wrong on that one on a technicality. 3-1.

Most scientists do not agree that climate change is occurring. Oddly, the question to those surveyed actually said, "Climate Change." I am unsure how the question was framed because they only link the raw data, but I would assume that we are talking about Manmade Global Warming and most other people would make that assumption, too. I am throwing this one out because there is no way that people do not understand that there are weather cycles and there always will be. Still 3-1.

Income taxes have gone up. Mine did. Fox viewers 4-1.

Their own taxes have gone up. Mine did. Fox viewers 5-1.

The auto bailout only occurred under Obama. Even if it was in the works during W Bush, it happened under Obama. Fox viewers 6-1.

Republicans opposed TARP. 91 Republicans voted for it, less than half. Fox viewers 7-1.

It is not clear that Obama was born in the United States. Why do you think that Obama would spend over ONE MILLION DOLLARS fighting showing his Birth Certificate and only show that ridiculous thing from Hawaii? Odd that his mother was in Washington STATE one day before he was born in Hawaii, too. Folks there is so much amiss with Barry's BC that it defies all logic. I'm giving that one to Fox viewers, too. So, Fox viewers come down with eight of those things CORRECT and one WRONG.

Odd, it seems that the people running the survey are stupid. But, hey, let's run around in our little echo chamber of dumbasses with forty IQs and talk about how stupid Fox viewers are.

**Disclaimer: I have not watched Fox News, other than You Tube videos, in over seven years. The people that published both the Alternet post and the survey are the same people that populated the Dixiecrats way back when. Why must they hate so?

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Bored Outta My Skull Post - Same Ol', Same Ol'

I forgot to credit (Dead) Tommy 5 for sending me the photo of his bathroom at home. Sorry.

Man, it is like days on end that we see the EXACT same things going on. Seriously, will things ever change in DC? Will things ever change in the state in which you live? What about your city?

Do we really have to elect and follow the dumbest dregs of intellectual stupidity?

Obviously.

Folks, back in 2005, we were laughing at the ridiculously stupid Senator from Illinois. We all know that the corruption and stupidity in Illinois runs rampant. It is way more than skin-deep, it runs clear to the bone. They cannot be trusted to elect anyone that will not wind up in jail.

We elected that idiot to the most powerful position on Planet Earth. He quickly reduced the amount of power afforded the office. The entire world laughs at our country now.

Luckily, an aptly named group, The Tea Party, rose up and took the Imbecile Party from power in the United States House of Representatives. The folks that we elected STILL do not get the ramifications of what happened.

Today, in 1773, our ancestors, those that refused the ridiculous taxation of Mother England, rose up and struck back. It took almost fourteen long years from that date to finally put in place the supreme law of our land, The Constitution of the United States of America. Since the signing of that august document, the "Progressives" have been trying to undermine it.

Current events PROVE beyond any doubt that "Progressives" are enemies of the nation and the philosophy behind it. The most easily understood document written has become the most confusing thing ever. We actually have Supreme Court Justices that do not understand the freaking Second Amendment.

One can only ASSUME that Breyer does understand the wording, but chooses to ignore it. It is not possible to screw up the understanding of this simply written line:

A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.

The Second Amendment makes no interpretation possible other than people can be armed to the gills. I guess that Breyer takes this statement to mean that people can keep their ARMS and by ARMS, he assumes it means what is connected to our shoulders. Does it surprise you that Breyer was appointed by IMPEACHED President Bill Clinton?

So, make no mistake, "Progressives" want to take away what G_d gave us in an unalienable fashion. "Progressives" think that they, and they alone, can improve upon NATURAL RIGHTS that are UNALIENABLE.

How fucking stupid.

Now, it comes to pass that there are a bunch of corrupt idiots running the country. We cannot get a single straight answer regarding ANYTHING.

Probably the biggest lie out of DC right now is that there is something done by our government that will correct the economy. Why, even that dumbass that we were laughing about back in October 2005 thinks that HE did something to save us from economic calamity. Of course, his words are lies. Each and every one of them.

The true unemployment rate is right around 23%. The government tells us that it is 9.8%. That is quite the discrepancy, right?

They tell us that there is ZERO inflation, but we actually buy stuff we have to have to survive and see that prices are going through the roof.

We can look at facts and figures that prove beyond any doubt that the economy is certainly not getting better, despite what our government tells us and that the national media apes. We are getting poorer by the minute.

To add insult to injury, "Progressive" monetary policy is making our money worthless. What that ideology is doing to us, it is hitting the rest of the world even harder. The United States feeds the world, you know?

The funny part? The government does all these things in their screwed up way to allegedly prevent CRIME.



Who is to blame for these stupid ideas? Well, "Progressives" blame the wealthy.

Not only are we hemorrhaging money hand over fist, but the federal government has gone all-in to destroy our medical system. Luckily, even the staunchest supporters of ObamaCare are now realizing that We the People do not want that crap.

But, oddly, the ObamaCare advocates continue to meet in secrecy to force more and more regulations onto an already overwhelmed industry. At the very same time, President Obama talks about the transparency of his administration. I do not think that word means what he thinks it means.

Plus, to this day, Barry Obama continues to try to kill babies with more and more abortions. Face it, abortion is WRONG. There is no other way to describe it. The mental and moral devastation done to women in the name of CHOICE is astronomical.

In addition, they told us that electing this buffoon that we were laughing about would go miles to repair the effects of "Progressive" racism. We are now experiencing race riots in pretty much every city. Granted, we can never call them race riots, but that is exactly what they are.

In addition to all these terrible things foisted upon the backs of the hard-working folks of this country, the "Progressives" are making an all out attempt to further obscure who they are. "No Labels?" Yeah, right.

When people have very little idea what is truth and what is fiction, it gets more difficult to determine which side to support in debate. Just understand one basic premise. Government is BAD.

Yes, government is necessary, but as citizens, it is our responsibility to reduce the size, scope, and influence of government. Yes, we need a military, yes, we need our borders secured, and yes, we need a court system.

Those are about all we should expect our government to do.

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Teh Google and Webbynet Links

As always, at the end of the year, Teh Google starts rolling out a bunch of stuff to give us for Christmas. Of course, they call it the Winter Solstice Holiday.

Obviously, the biggest news to me is that Teh Google Chrome browser is now Enterprise ready. I installed Chrome on my Cray 38000 about two years ago and like it muchly. It's fast, it is stable, and I like Firefox better. Soooooo....

And as far as the Chrome OS is concerned, some hardware is in test mode right now, with the first wave of retail equipment hitting mid-2011. I applied for a BETA Chrome laptop, I hope I get it to test.

And if you use Chrome, here are the must have add-ons for SEO.

Speaking of SEO, Teh Google also shows reading levels for Search. I do not see "Illiterate Imbecilic Douchebags" as a reading level, so obviously "Progressive" sites cannot rank in Teh Google Search.

I am really looking forward to the full blown roll-out of Teach Parents Tech, Teh Google's attempt at getting your mom off my junk back. They have been hyping this since late last week and have fifty videos currently uploaded. They need to make one on how to turn the computer ON for my ma.

In G-Mail news, there is a bunch of stuff that released since last week. How about "Restore Your Contacts?" Or using G-Mail for Microsoft Exchange? More on the Exchange dealio. Maybe you have decided to create a group e-mail account and let everyone share info through that account? How about even more improved G-Mail for Android?

In case you are a HUGE internet marketing guru (like me), you probably want to block those pesky nekkid girl sites. AdSense is making blocking undesirable ads even better. I blocked the DNC and Barry Obama's agitprop sites. Dude, they are blowing through our tax money on those things like crazy. Plus, no one clicks on them, either!

Oh, you might be a little late on your Christmas Winter Solstice Holiday optimizing. I hear that there is a new thing called an iPod that all the stupid people want. From what I understand, it does about one fifth of what the music function of a Droid X does. That sounds a little HIGH to me, though. A MacApple product that can offer 1/5 of a feature of a legitimate electronic product? Laughable!

In Teh Google Docs news, again, here are some more things that we have influenced with our incessant whining. I want them to add a feature called "Bring Me a Latte, Right This Minute!"

You can also import WMFs into Teh Google Docs Drawings now. I had no idea that anyone still used WMF. Granted, WMFs allowed you to stretch the image and it never pixelated, but dude, them damned files wuz HUGE!

You can also build organizational charts in Drawings. I put together an NCAA Helmet Chart and used it to organize the BCS Silly Season.

In Teh Blarqer-Land, Teh Google is telling us to "Take Control of Your Site Feed." I read pretty much the entire internet every day on my Teh Google Reader. I recommend that after you get some subscribers, back out the full feed to force them to come to your blog. That way you get hits out the YANG and you can monetize those visitors to death. IYKWIMAITYD.

Also, here are eight ways to get more readers. Really, you should just subscribe to Copyblogger.

What is the best time to publish blarq posts if you want a bunch of readers to Tweet your content? Just before 3PM on a Friday. Also, all the major Search Engines admit that Tweets and FAILbook shares COUNT.

Here are some tips to help you get your content shared. Just hit the Pay Pal if you appreciate these tips. NO MINE!!! Not Copybloggers!

In the new post editor in Blarqer, they have added a You Tube search and add feature. Imma try it below to see what I can find.



HEY! It works! And now you know how to upload an audio file to S3, too!

Also, at You Tube, the new menu has some added features. Link to a timestamp? No clue why I would do that, BUT I CAN.

Also, the You Tube annotations are getting more interactive. (Think monetize, BABY!)

And while we are making money, here are some Holiday Tools to help you make your millions.

Remember W-A-Y back at the top of this post when I linked to the Teach Your Folks to Webbynet?" You can also send them this link to show them how to upload photos of Christmas, then you can just stay at home with a bottle and just look at the holiday photos that Pops and Moms uploaded. You do miss the meal this way, but you know that the turkey was dry anyway. At least you missed your great uncle Donald getting nekkid and hitting on his SISTER!!! Dang, that is creepy.

Hotpot, Search, Rate, Discover. Since I have a Droid X, I am using this more and more. No, I am not actually going to any of the places that I find, but at least I know that they are there!

Where to get reading material for the Kindle that your Aunt Marge gave you for Christmas. God bless, Aunt Marge, she gives the bestest gifts. Too bad about Uncle Harold, though. Hopefully he is happy with his new college cheerleader girlfriend, fake tits and all.

Should Wordpress bloggers use Teh Google's Blogger as a back-up? There are numerous ways to back-up Wordpress blogs, but is backing them up all you need to do? Personally, I think that you should have your content posted in at least two places. Get a Tumblr for sure, or maybe a Posterous site to back up your main blarq. I have not used Posterous, but I am planning to after January 1, if Obama is able to keep the lights on in the United States of America.

You can even back up your Tumblr back up, too.

Whew, boy! That was a butt-load of helpful links, you should give me some money or at least link to this post. Speaking of backlinks, another H-U-G-E internet marketing guru has a post up about just that topic today.

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Drive-by Blogging - Monday Links

Yeah, I have nothing to say really about the Wikileaks thing, yet. But, what a flouncy little twerp that Julian Assange is, huh?

And wonder why the offices of Wikileaks is in a Cold War bunker? Weird, huh?

Just a bunch of links that you should read. Not kidding.

The mandatory purchase insurance thingy in ObamaCare? Unconstitutional.

Obama says that Republicans wanted to raise taxes on the Middle Class. Has anyone caught Obama telling the TRUTH about something yet?

Bank of America looking to dump one BILLION in mortgage paper. Yes, the Obamanomic Recovery is in full-swing, y'all.

And more on the Obamanomics and Wall Street skeet-fest.

Al Gore's Climate Shakedown Racket is grinding to a halt.

Democrat voter fraud continues to increase. This is not shocking.

Full Metal Patriot has "Unintended Consequences." Three minute MUST-SEE video.

Left Coast Rebel has a post on how bad the US kicks everyone's ass at science. And a great post on economics.

Debunking the "Progressives'" theory of over-population.

America: The Story of Us.

I ran across this somewhere and forgot to link the source, stand up for yourself and stop my stealing!!! The Founders on Christianity.

Let's go to commercial!

Jeffrey Dahmer's sister does Michael Jackson's "Beat It."

Annnnnnd, we're back! Let's check in on the Rule 5 stuff going on this past weekend, shall we?

It is obvious that Smitty needs to get his ass back to The Other McCain, because Stacy just doesn't get this Rule 5 thing, even though he wrote the DAMNED RULE!!! Janeane Garofalo? Holy crap!

To get the creepy grossness outta your system, here's HOT CHICKS!!!

And more HOT CHICKS!!!

And finally, the only good thing to ever come outta Boise State other than I-84, Tera Patrick!!!

And back to the news, folks. Andrea Mitchell, no relation, has difficulty defining the word "PERSON."

A brief history of Democrat ideology, Detroit, and death and destruction. I do believe that I just set the world record for most redundant sentence ever written.

A&P? Bankrupt. (Folks, I seriously thought that A&P went out of business DECADES ago. I had no clue they were still around.)

By the way, with the unconstitutional thingy on ObamaCare, maybe all of these doctors won't quit, no?

Since I did not link that much stuff, go check out Left Coast Rebel's links from this morning. There is one FINE FINE blog linked...

Now, please excuse me for about twelve hours, I have to go dig the car outta a heaping helpin' of Man-made Global Warming. I need to get an oil change and do stuff in the morning in preparation for a quick drive somewhat further South of the freaking SNOWBELT on Saturday.

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Traffic Tips - A Primer

When I got up this morning, I noticed an abnormally HUGE amount of traffic. In case you are wanting to duplicate this feat, just rank on the first page of Teh Google Image Search for "GOOGLE."

Hopefully, whalecottage.com has experienced this same amount of traffic or better, because I lifted that image from them. I did have the good manners to name the file accordingly. I do not do that too often, either.

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It is December 12th, 2010, Do You Know How Stupid "Progressives" Are?

We hear every single minute of the day that "Diversity" is extremely important. What this actually means is that if you are a "Progressive," you can pretty much say or do anything and all is good. Color of your skin, your ethnic background, whether or not you worship, or if you have committed heinous crimes are all irrelevant, IF YOU ARE A "PROGRESSIVE."

The minute you stop promoting the idiocy of "Progressivism," you are banned.

Of course, the minute you START promoting the idiocy of "Progressivism," you become utterly USELESS to the world in general. You actually become a millstone around the neck of the world.

This morning I received a reply to a comment I made on a You Tube video about "Universal Healthcare" being needed in this country. Of course, the people that BELIEVE in government run medical services have never understood mathematics, science, medical services, or basically anything under the moon. I have debunked the President's ridiculous numbers so many times that it boggles the mind. AND! I used current numbers and costs for the Medicare Program in Mississippi, a KNOWN quantity. You know, FACTS?

Anyhoo, misinformed moron says:

@architect39042 Admin costs are high in insurance provided care as well, plus did you know company CEOs make from hundreds of thousands to tens of millions in salary and bonuses(depending on the size of the company)? Also Americans pay 1.5 times what everyone else pays for care(and profits aren't the only added cost making private care so expensive) and everyone else has public systems. 45,000 Americans die per/year due to lack of coverage (the only nation where this happens).

My response to that was too tame, so I decided to add to that comment here.

Shall we?

First, the one point five times stupidity. Currently 47% of the country pays ZERO for medical services, so from the jump, they do not count. If you double the number of people paying the costs per person that the WHO Reports cites, which is GOOD MATH, the cost falls BELOW the LOWEST costs for medical services on the planet, but that is beside the point. Also, when you back out the numbers that are added in the WHO Report for research in the United States, which is the only country that WHO adds those numbers for, our costs per person plummet to so FAR below the rest of the world it is unimaginable.

Plus, if you think that for one stinking minute that a private industries overhead is one hundredth of the cost of a government program, you are FUCKING insane. Folks, all you have to do to see the stupidity in government is to check the cost of the new visitor's center at the National Capitol Building. Five years late and over one thousand dollars a square foot!!!

Oh, here are the numbers of PRIVATE v. DEADBEAT medical services. Public medical services are only about FOUR TIMES more expensive.

And if you want to study the ideological reasons on why government run medical services are wrong, I kinda wrote about that, too.

Finally, people have cited wildly different statistics for all these people dropping dead from lack of medical insurance. One idiot even commented on one of my posts way back when that at least "in Australia they did not have to step over dead bodies to get into the hospital." Really.

Dumbass responds another time, and it is even DUMBER:

@architect39042 45,000 die because they don't go for check-ups (because they lack coverage) and wake up in pain one day, go to the doc, and find out they have terminal cancer or something, google it.

"receive FREE medical care that is paid for by taxpayers" so i guess it's not really "FREE" if someone pays for it. Every other nation has "free" care and pay 1/3 less (on average per person). YOU are the one who's misinformed.

SO, it is this person's argument that people do not go to the doctor because they do not have medical insurance? Seriously, I have never paid for a doctor's visit IN MY LIFE with insurance. That is beyond stupid to me. Why would you buy "insurance" and use it like a pre-paid medical program? Hey! Let's look into why that is, mmmmkay?

TEDDY MOTHER-FUCKING KENNEDY and his stupid HMO bullshit back in the 1970s.

You see, it is just like every little thing that is wrong with "Progressive" ideology has been exacerbated and amplified to ELEVEN since my birth. There is not a single topic that our federal government is dealing with today that has not been CAUSED by "Progressive" ideology and worsened exponentially by that same ideology.

Here's the last comment from this imbecile that I could stand:

@architect39042 the point is the 45,000 wouldn't have died if the care was "free" (they would have gone for check-ups if they were covered). I propose to lower medical costs, every other nation pays 2/3 what each American pays for care.

"yet you think that other countries can actually do that?" every other nation IS doing that! The US is the only nation with private care. If America did the same as nations like Germany, Sweden, Canada etc..it would cost every American 33% less.Google the stats.

Notice, their argument is that all of those "Progressive" countries are giving those services away, they are FREE! Yet, doing the very same thing in our country would reduce costs by thirty-three percent (33%).

They have no clue that their entire argument is contradictory in the basic premise. Yet, they also do not realize that RICH PEOPLE in those countries come here to get the very same services that our POOREST people get.

Folks, it is our Constitutional duty to round these idiots up, and put them back into the insane asylums that the "Progressives" closed back in the late 1960s. Which by the way, CAUSED the explosion of homeless people.

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Jenn Sterger Nude SEO Stuff

My original post on Jenn Sterger went up at 2:08PM this afternoon. These are the results at 9:45PM tonight. Something tells me that I am learning this stuff pretty well. In less than eight hours, I am on the front page of the three major Search Engines.

Bing has been the problem child for me on these searches. It seems that it takes two or three days for me to get on the front page on most of these tests that I run. Not today. One little link drop did the trick for me. We are firmly on the front page at number four. This is counting Miss Sterger's own site that is not ranking as number one. Notice that number one ranked Zibio's post title is chock full of keywords, too.

Pregame dot com's post must be getting some major traffic because they have the ugly Wordpress url.

Notice pregame dot com is number one on Teh Google, Jenn's very own site is not on the front page, and Zimbio's spammy site is number four. We grabbed the number six spot. Please note the age of our post versus the rest of the ranking pages.

I wrote number three on this one, but I do not know why. These appear to be the exact same results as Bing, but Bing shows more total results.

The results are absolutely conclusive, I am awesome at ranking for nude hot chicks.

Of course, Andy is the master at ranking for helen thomas nude, even though we are on the front page, too.

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NMEDA - National Mobility Equipment Dealers Association (Promoted Post)

This is a Sponsored post written by me on behalf of NMEDA. All opinions are 100% mine.

NMEDA I do quite a bit of research on Americans with Disabilities Act requirements and I am always looking for good suppliers for ADA equipment and materials.  I happened across a link to the NMEDA in one of those searches and got distracted for a few minutes looking through their site.

The National Mobility Equipment Dealers Association is a non-profit trade association of mobility equipment dealers, driver rehabilitation specialists, and other professionals dedicated to broadening the opportunities for people with disabilities to drive or be transported in vehicles modified with mobility equipment.

NMEDA has developed standards for regulating their industry and has a pretty strong Quality Assurance Program.  I wish all suppliers would be as diligent.  Product research on the internet is much more efficient for me than talking to a sales rep.

With the ever changing regulations and standards that my profession deals with daily, it is extremely helpful to run across a resource where you can find a detailed breakdown of guidelines for anything.  NMEDA offers a downloadable pdf or a html page listing all of the details for compliance with current regulations, as well as NMEDA suggested guidelines.

There are two member dealerships in Mississippi, both just happen to be in the Jackson area, one in Flowood and one in Jackson.  To find a representative dealership in your area, click NMEDA for the locator page.

Jenn Sterger Nude and Brett Favre's Penis (UPDATED!!!)

Of course by now, y'all have all seen Brett Favre's penis and come to the conclusion WHY he chose number FOUR. So, I figure I need to say something about this chick that BrittFarr sent junk photos to.

This is Jenn Sterger and Jenn Sterger has gone and got all NUDE for Playboy and just about any other publication that collects nude photos of chicks that are prone to go all slutty and stuff.

Well, Miss Jenn Sterger NUDE has released her demands of the BrittFarr. Personally, I think that her demands border on being CRIMINAL.

Chicks, lemme tell you something. If you do not want guys sending you photos of their junk, try not to flaunt your junk all over the place and give guys the idea that you are a whore.

There are no less than a quarter MILLION photos of Jenn Sterger NUDE on the web. Let's see how well we can rank, on a Friday, when traffic has been down since Tuesday. There is a Jenn Sterger NUDE slideshow below and the Jenn Sterger NUDE photos in that slideshow are HERE.

Press the arrow to see Jenn Sterger NUDE.



I think that we are all good on the "Tramps" label, here. Of course, BrittFarr is White Trash Scum, too...

UPDATE: Six hours later, I am number six on Teh Google for Jenn Sterger NUDE.

UPDATE II: Damn!!! A motherlode of Jenn photos!!!

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Drive-By Blogging - Still MORE Obama Failures

All is not quiet on the Moron Party front, tonight.

There seems to be a Twink Fight among the idiots in the Democrat Party over Barry Obama deciding that he wants to keep being President after 2012. Kinda Bill Clintonesque, amirite? Again, I say that he'll be gone by June 2011. That is my prediction. There is too much crumbling beneath the feet of the entire party and now Barry has had the audacity to do something pseudo responsible by deciding to NOT raise taxes on the entire country. This shall NOT STAND with Congressional Democrats. They DEMAND that Barry Obama raise everyone's taxes!!!

When I ask how anyone can be so stupid as to vote for a Democrat, I am being serious. How freaking stupid does someone have to be to want to be poor, kill all the old people and babies, and be overrun with criminal Mexicans?

The rank and file Democrats are apoplectic. HOW DARE HE?!?!?! We need those tax increases!!!

While Barry is flaming out in DC, his compatriots on the Human Being Eradication Front in Cancun are falling for the old "Outlaw Water" ruse. You would think that "Climate Scientists" would know what WATER is, they drink it like it is going out of style!

And Wikileaks has proof that the Obamoron lied, bribed, and cajoled at Copenhagen. And still lost. But, thankfully, Obama has restored our standing in the world. HA!

Stacy McCain got tweeted by Olbermann. How dirty does that sound? And McCain is a married dude with kids!

Speaking of The Other McCain, I got linked at Pirate's Cove for Sorta Blogless Sunday Pinup with my NUDE SARAH PALIN post. Which, by the way, I am STILL on Teh Google's Page 2 on that search.

And still talking about The Other McCain, YankeePhil linked my Nude Sarah Palin post, too.

Shocker of all Shockers, ObamaCare is causing insurance premiums to go up...lather, rinse, repeat.

The Dallas SKOOL District names a Magnet Skool after Barak Obama. Yes, Barak.

In case you are sitting on a wad of cash and are wanting to buy a house, wait just a little bit longer. You'll be glad you did. If you wait long enough, you might be able to just start squatting.

In case you were dead and buried on Tuesday, Mitchieville ran a marathon Best Of. It was awesome.

Just an update on the Google Docs feedback we sent in. Here's a list of everything that has been implemented because of us. There will be a little extra in your check this week for your effort.

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(Dead) Tommy 5 Brings the Alternative Lifestyle News

(D)T5 says, "You should have a field day with this one…." My comments after the video.



There is so much wrong here that it defies all comprehension.

1. It is soccer, by definition IT IS GAY.
2. In the United States, women college corches are usually gay.
3. The news anchor idiot actually asks if a private college can hire and fire who they deem fit.
4. The reporter idiot states that the rules are more lenient for private colleges.
5. Zemanta thinks that "Lenny Kravitz" and "Christina Hendricks" are related topics to this gay soccer corch.
6. How in the mortal Hell did Gay Corch's partner get pregnant?  This contradicts human anatomy and physiology.
7. Why is (Dead) Tommy 5 checking out the gay soccer news?

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This Week in Teh Google and 'Round the Webbynets

I know that I am one day late, but duty has been calling. Dammit, it is only ONE DAY!!!

There has been a dumptruck load of updates, highlights, and interesting stuff released into the wild this past week. As a matter of fact, the day after our last Teh Google update, Teh Google opened their Teh Google E-Books site. If you are into reading e-books, here is the Teh Google E-Book Store.

Also announced last week was that Teh Google Wave was going all Apache, jump on it. With online colaboration becoming more and more important, I really think that Teh Google jumped off the Wave too soon, but I am pretty sure they have much more data than I do to bolster their point. I just F-E-E-L that they did.

Teh Google Groups is testing out a new interface. At some point, I am going to take the time to start consolidating my online presence into a more cohesive amalgamation. I think that Teh Google Groups is going to be pretty important to that ends.

Speaking of online consolidation, below is a QR code, it has all of my business links and information. If you have a smart phone with some kind of barcode reader, like Google Goggles, you can take a photo of this and immediately have my data. Yes, even my bank account numbers and passwords.

Make your own code with Its My Urls.

Did you realize that Teh Google has started their own affiliate network? You can now integrate that affiliate network into your Blogger blog, too.

G-Mail's Priority Inbox is a coupla' months old now and they have added even better learning features and an explanation of why Teh Google finds stuff "Important."

Oh, man, and they have added MUTE, too. I have sent them no fewer than six hundred e-mails asking for that feature. Their response? "Paul WHO?!?!?!"

This GIS information used with Maps is too cool. Somewhere I saw that the Mobile Maps was expanding their vector mapping data, too. So, in the future, your Droid X will be able to store maps entirely and use them offline. In the future, the people that own an iPhone will still be unable to place phone calls.

Oh, in case you do not understand how birth control works, and you mistakenly SPAWNED, you can track SATAN Santa this year using some kinda useless technology probably invented by iPhone users in their NON-LIFE BUBBLE while residing in their Cone of Stupidity.

You Tube's "Leanback" thingy launches personal channels. I am not really sure why anyone would want to watch movies, but I hear that some people do. Probably on their iPhone will masturbating to Steve Jobs latest announcement on how stupid iPhone users are.

I am still playing with this Global Market Finder and I see this as some kind of gateway to the increasingly accurate targeted marketing on the internet. Folks, face it, Teh Google Maps has already killed the Yellow Pages. I really thought that mail order would have been first, but I was wrong.

If you read that about Affiliate Networks above, in a few days, Teh Google is going to launch tracking links for that service. You gotta know what is bringing in the dust, you know?

Here are some AdSense tips for tightening up your money grubbing ways, too. Why are you so selfish and money-grubbing, you Money-Grubber?

Speaking of marketing and Maps, Hotpot is certainly creating more than a little BUZZ in the Intervironment. If you have a brick and mortar thingy, get to work on these things. A QR Code will help.

This week in Teh Google Docs...

Add images to CELLS in Docs. Imma Pie Charting Fool.

The Google Drawings feature in Docs is getting pretty crazy. I think that this has something to do with the vector thingy in Mobile Maps.

The Google Translator is now available in Google Apps. I think that Teh Google has just about added the integration for all of the free services now. I could be wrong, but they are getting close if they are no already finished.

With perfect seamless use of Teh Google Calendar with the Droid phones, no other calendar can compete. Optional attendees.

You Tube has increased upload length on videos. TO see if you qualify, like I do, click the upload button on your You Tube page. I have no idea how long the videos you can upload can be, but we'll find out soon enough.

You Tube: Using new media know how to run your family. instead of Chief Household Officer, I call myself, "Mr. Belvedere."

You Tube: Choose the next homepage star from the community. Looks like it is going to be JustJesse197.

You Tube: How to compress and upload with Professor I Couldn't Think of a Gayer Name To Call Myself, So This Will Have to Be Gay Enough For EVERYONE.

By the way, whenever I run across a video that has had the music cropped out by You Tube, I get mad enough to kill. Do your homework before uploading and here are some resources to help you NOT STEAL the damned music.

Oh, I almost forgot, Tumblr had a big outage earlier this week, back-up your blogs and stuff. Back-up stuff for Tumblr.

Next week, this Teh Week in Teh Google update will be at my affiliate blog. If you want to know where the Hell that is, you better sign up for the mailing list on this pop-up here. No, it is not a spammy pop-up, it is something that I made to test.

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It is Official, Democrats ARE Evil

I have had to stop posting so frequently to allow the blog time to catch up with traffic. I am attempting to keep things right around normal so I can actually see what is going on during the run up to the Christmas traffic plunge.

Man, I hate waiting three days between posts, so much happens in that time. Like, the sixty-ninth anniversary of the Japanese sneak attacks at Pearl Harbor. There were so many good posts on this that I simply cannot link them all.

Here are a few: Full Metal Patriot, Skunkfeathers, Joe's Geosciblog, Boogie's Blog, and No Sheeples Here had a related photo of the day, yesterday.

When dealing with these Democrat caused calamities, like Pearl Harbor, the Muslim attacks on September 11, 2001, the unemployment explosion, the economy collapsing, and other stuff, I just never know what to say. My Pop always told me, "Tell the truth no matter what. It is what real men do. We are only as good as our word and our handshake..." I do my best to live up to those standards set by a man that was much greater than I could ever hope to be. Some times I fall short, but generally not where Democrats are concerned.

Face it, folks, Democrats are pond scum. From the slaughter of the Indians, to slavery and oppression of black folks, abortion at all costs, to the rape of our land, to the capitulation with dictators, Communists, murderers, terrorists, and thieves, there is not one issue where it is possible to side with Democrats. Theirs is the ideology of rape, pillage, plunder, and rape again.

Never is this ideology more apparent as during the battles over Obama's desire to increase tax rates. It is the very same thing as taking a pistol, placing it in a baby's mouth and pulling the trigger. The whole ideology of the Democrat Party is that way. They make their ideological decisions based on the number of people slaughtered when their plans are implemented.

And when countless deaths start to pile up, Democrats blame someone else and their sycophants in the national media go all in to help spread that blame to the innocent party. Make no mistake, the fact that Democrats exist is proof positive that evil is flourishing on Planet Earth.

Let's check the stats, shall we?

Food Stamp recipients are increasing at a record pace. Ignore the FACT that even having Food Stamps paid for by working people is an evil ideology. The Democrats are forcing more and more people to become shiftless, lazy deadbeats. Democrats have created an environment that applauds someone's idleness and rewards it by feeding the uninspired. Not only did Democrats create the program, but they create policy to increase the number of people in the program. They press others to become lazy-ass deadbeats. What could someone call this action other than EVIL?

Aaron Lewis says, "Freedom is your entitlement." It is hard to sum it up any better.

Freedom does not include taking money from those who earned it, and giving it to those that did not, which is the entire vote-getting policy of Democrats. There is not one intelligent person that votes for these ghoulish idiots, but Democrats continue to get elected by an ever-increasing number of class/race/sex/religion WAR VICTIMS.

And it is a WAR, people. The Democrats make their accusations with a straight face, too.

President Obama stood at the lectern yesterday and stated that the Republican Party was a group of "hostage takers" because they want to keep tax rates at their current level. Of course, Obama promptly AGREED with the Republican Party, so he is by default becoming something that he regards as EVIL. Is that not EVIL? Doing what you believe is wrong?

The worst part about that charade is that he KNOWS it is not evil, he knows that it is THE RIGHT THING TO DO, yet he still makes a production about stating that he knows it is wrong, but he is doing it anyway.

But, the fact remains, it is NOT WRONG, it is RIGHT. Obama is doing the right thing yet he is claiming that it is WRONG. What does that make him other than a liar?

Here's more from President Stupid.

The other idiots in Obama's own party maintain that keeping tax rates at the level they have been for the last seven years shall cost money. Reducing the amount of revenue coming into the federal government does NOT cost anything. Are they fucking stupid? Yes, they are, and they are also LIARS.

Look, we all know that only morons vote for Democrats. The morons vote for Democrats because Democrats are morons. Criminals vote for Democrats because Democrats are criminals. And deadbeats vote for Democrats because Democrats are deadbeats. They are honor bound to vote for their own.

The HUGE problem that was created from the Republicans negotiating with the idiot Obama stems from the extension of unemployment benefits. Granted, Democrats try to maintain that unemployment benefits help the economy, but that is simply asinine. If you take ten cents from the REAL economy, filter that dime through the myriad layers of federal bureaucracy, then pump the TWO CENTS back to deadbeats, how exactly does that do ANYTHING to help anyone other than the government and deadbeats? It doesn't, and to claim that it does pisses intelligent people off no end. Plus, do you know who pays for these unemployment benefits for deadbeats? Yes, EMPLOYERS. Do you think that adding to the burden of paying people to not work will be good for the economy?

You want the imbeciles' side of the argument? Here ya' go. They want rich people to pay for the poor folks' very lives. Of course, we used to call this SLAVERY, but there is simply no way to intelligently argue the Democrats' point. It defies all logic to exactly HOW increasing taxes on the wealthy helps anyone. There is no legitimate answer to this question, and even if there were, Democrats are too stupid to arrive at that answer.

What is on the Democrats' agenda for today? Well, of course, legalizing a bunch of criminal Mexican border jumpers and also nationalizing policemen and firemen. Is there any end to the madness of the Democrat platform? Obviously not.

What Democrats DREAM is that they can get a bunch of criminal Mexicans to vote for their party in the next election. That is not too crazy though, because about 80% of criminals vote for Democrats. Criminals vote for Democrats because Democrats protect, coddle, and reward criminal behavior. Remember Tookie Williams or Mumia Abu-Jamal?

Hey, what else can Democrats waste money on while saying that letting people keep what they is bad? What about giving a bunch of idiots a bunch of money for doing nothing, producing nothing, and basically just being a particular race? In a strange turn of events, one of those people of that protected race kinda takes offense.

If you want to make good on the promises to the people that were enslaved by Democrats, give those slaves the forty acres and a mule. Do it today and maybe we shall never have to hear about this victimhood ever again.

In related news, does anyone actually believe that money is not changing hands to get these waivers on ObamaCare? If you actually think that there is not pay-off involved, give me a call or e-mail, I have a GUH-RATE! business proposition for you.

Did y'all realize that it had been a whole year since the fraud was discovered at the IPCC that totally discredited the entire global warming "science?" Would it surprise you to find out that the criminal activity was still going on?

Would it be a surprise to find out that the Global Dumbass Climate Summit in Cancun is experiencing record cold temperatures right now?

Oh, and speaking of Cancun, would it surprise you to find out that Stacy McCain has a Cancun Rule 5 post up at the Other McCain?

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