I never leave anything in the draft folder, so this has been sitting there since Thursday morning. Bad_pool_caller kept me from publishing this then, and since that time I have had to pay someone to recover my data, shovel the damned world clear of snow, reload all my software, beat a twelve year old unconscious, disintegrate into innumerable bouts of cussing, chuck a cat fully across the entire backyard, and read hundreds of blog posts about how Sarah Palin is to blame for some "Progressive" douchebag going batshit in Tucson.
Full Metal Patriot handles the "Progressive" douchebag topic pretty well, but allow me to add a few little tidbits to the argument.
Democrats, "Progressives", liberals, whatever you want to call these morons, are EIGHT TIMES MORE LIKELY to commit crimes than normal people, sane folks, Republicans, Conservatives, or whatever you want to call us. Yes, I did the math on this bullshit about four years ago, so please, if you are a betting person, when you hear about someone pulling a gun and killing folks, robbing liquor stores, slinging dope, or whatever the crime, if you say it was a Democrat, chances are that you shall be right. Vegas betting types would toss the whole farm into the pool on which political philosophy that criminals follow and they would pocket many, many farms betting against the Barrystream Media.
They could have set the IQ threshold around 40 and we would never have to sit through another Democrat giving a speech on anything.
Folks, I am still uncertain if the Republicans can undo the stuff that Barry Obama and the Idiot Party have done to our country in their four years of running stuff.
Plus, it remains to be seen how much backbone the Republicans have, too. Boehner. Geez, who thought that guy was a good choice for Speaker and why are they allowed to open their mouth?
Wonder if that guy can stay retired this time? Please, Brent, you are embarrassing the Great State of Mississippi. Stay gone this time.
Stay tuned, later this week on Your MoM, Jokes from the MiL returns!!!
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