Thursday, January 13, 2011

Jokes from the MiL - Part IV

Please keep in mind that the MiL is a Southern Baptist and would never dream of using such language and it makes the joke even funnier.

The Difference Between Grandmothers & Grandfathers:

Have you ever wondered what the difference is between Grandmothers and Grandfathers? Well, here it is: There was this loving grandfather who always made a special effort to spend time with his son's family on weekends. Every Saturday morning he would take his 7-year-old granddaughter out for a drive in the car for some quality time - just him and his granddaughter.

One particular Saturday, however, he had a bad cold and really didn't feel like being up at all. He knew his granddaughter always looked forward to their drives and would be disappointed. Luckily, his wife came to the rescue and said that she would take their granddaughter for the drive.

When they returned, the little girl anxiously ran upstairs to see her grandfather who was still in bed. "Well, did you enjoy your ride with Grandma?" he asked. "Oh, yes, Grandpa, it was really wonderful. But, we didn't see a single asshole, blind bastard, dipshit, or son of a bitch anywhere we went!"

Almost brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it?

Please take the time to comment.

9 comments:

Boogie said...

Didn't see any? Obviously not driving around the 'burbs of Jackttroit...

Skunkfeathers said...

Good thing she didn't take that drive through the Peoples' Repugnant of Boulder...Croc-footed meth heads with their Volts all battery-pooted-out on the road side, throwing paint at conventional combustion engined vehicles, screaming "you're KILLING the PLANET!!"

Good thing I don't drive through Boulder...

paul mitchell said...

Boogie, they weren't in Lexington, either.

Mike, I know those types of people all too well because University of Kentucky is here. Bunch-a-granola-crunching-limp-wristed-Prius-drivers.

Boogie said...

I dearly want to run over a Prius with that big ass new truck I've got.

Andy said...

Nyuk! I'm telling this one at least three times this evening.

paul mitchell said...

Boogie, I would love to see that You Tube. Make it happen.

Andy, steal away, the MiL shall bring more.

Moogie P said...

Aww. This story makes me miss my FIL.

And my MIL.

paul mitchell said...

Boogie, I would love to see that You Tube. Make it happen.

Andy, steal away, the MiL shall bring more.

Skunkfeathers said...

Good thing she didn't take that drive through the Peoples' Repugnant of Boulder...Croc-footed meth heads with their Volts all battery-pooted-out on the road side, throwing paint at conventional combustion engined vehicles, screaming "you're KILLING the PLANET!!"

Good thing I don't drive through Boulder...

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