Then the typical G_d Hater showed up to condescend to everyone who is JUST TOO STUPID TO UNDERSTAND EVOLUTION. Luckily, as usual, not one thing did that person have to say other than he was so smart and everyone else is so dumb.
"Oh, you just do not understand evolution, here let me explain it to you, Rube."
Man, I was almost ready to jump headfirst into the primordial pool before he said that. That pissed me off so bad that I jumped outta the back door to the trailer house, walked all the way across the trailer court and kicked Delbert's dog. I kicked the dog so hard that I got dog blood on my church wife beater.
So, I am standing there in mah REEEEEL comfortable jeans, blood on my best wife beater, and started thinking about what this brilliant scientist must look like. It made me so mad that I threw my PBR against Bobby Pete's pop-up. I had to pick up a piece of rebar to keep him from kicking my ass, too.
I picture this dude with the plates in his nostrils, filthy dreads hanging from his head, a hemp shirt, and his boyfriend Kevn (wearing his black skinny jeans and his Keffiyeh) hanging from Brilliant Scientist's completely de-muscled, pasty white arm with the tattoo of Rage Against the Machine.
Anyhoo, I'll never understand why when someone tells those morons that their ever-changing "theory" defies mathematics, they don't just go away? I mean, come on, the gig is up there, Holmes. No buyers, move to the next desert to sell your snake oil. Or, head on to the next IPCC conference.
Not only that, as always, even when someone never mentions their spiritual beliefs, the debate ALWAYS turns to G_d for the Evolutionaries. Can anyone explain why the Darwinists, who adamantly state that there is no G_d, absolutely MUST MUST MUST bring religion into the debate? Why, if their argument is so chock full of some of that science, do they NEVER produce one single salient FACT and ONLY insult something that they say doesn't even exist?
It is simply because there are ZERO FACTS regarding evolution. True, evolution MIGHT have happened. That is very possible, but never in the entire history of them trying to prove it, has one shred of evidence EVER been produced.
To me, that is simply FAITH. If they refuse to admit that they do not hate G_d, then why all the faith in their religion?
By the way, this huge brainiac has MASTERED the English language and grammar.
yup, you’re right!, I think I’m done here pauly – I’ve done what I came to do: was to show you up as the small, bible-totin’ coward you are, without any understanding at all of the concepts you’ve claimed to show as false. in fact, you seem pretty much clueless about anything at all, much less the fact that the computer you’re using is the product of science.
But Let’s check your scorecard!
Are you a whiney theist, pouting about being condescended by scientsts? Oh ya, you betcha!.
Do you then do your best to deliver prepubescent condescension yourself (Ed Note: Sorry, I love that joke.), that might have been funny 30 years ago? Without a doubt!
Does this therefore validate continued condescension of whiney pouty little theists with no concept of science? Oh absol-damn-utely.
Do you have any idea of what science is anyhow?– no F**ing way!
Do you have any grasp of evolution beyond that of a 3 year old toddler? – evolution? is that a washing powder?
Do you even have the fundamental mathematical equipment to assert anything at all, let alone the price of cigarettes, blue hair rinse for your mom, and a new gas canister for your trailer? Duh that’s more than five, isnt’t it?
So if you know nothing about it, how do you declare it wrong? Cos me maw and paw tol’ me to – now stoppit, yer makin’ be brain hert!!
Heh, that was fun. No seriously pauly, thanks for playing. It’s been fun validating the statistics I’ve seen about the average american’s ability to comprehend basic science – comparable to, but slightly lower than modern Turkey, I’m told. All I have to do now is talk to a couple of turkeys and show that they make a lot more sense than you. Shouldn’t be hard.
Actually, I also came to point out to Steve B. how the 2LOT works – I suspect you’d have problems even spelling “2LOT”, let alone understanding how it works, and how little it has to do with evolution.
Anyhow, thanks for being such a good sport, even if bitched every step of the way.
Now, back to your trailer – baaack. Pick up your little bible, or whatever equivalent dog-eared tome you think proves the existence of whatever fantasy you choose to worship. Now relax. It’s all over now! Don’t go beating up your wife/pet dog just because your ass was just handed to you on a plate. Beat them up for the normal reasons. Whatever they are.
Okay, since I am only here to help those people on this planet, I must try to offer debate criticisms to those of lesser intelligence.
First, try not to throw out vague references to stuff like thermodynamics when you are debating someone that actually READS.
Secondly, NEVER, and I mean, NEVER bring G_d into the mix. If you do not believe in G_d, there is only one reason that YOU would bring Him up, because YOU HAVE ALREADY LOST THE DEBATE.
Third, when someone stops responding to ANYTHING in your comment and just insults you, do NOT, under any circumstances, continue to attempt to make your LOSER point. You've lost, yet again.
Fourth, understand that evolution is a debate loser if you lose your cool. No one believes continual, spontaneous, concomitant mutations, not even those "scientists" that say it is true. They have to say that to keep getting their government funding.
Lastly, when you are debating someone that says, "This shall be my final statement, I need to go change the baffle on the spin dryer.", quit commenting. Just stop. It is going to go downhill from that point, dude.
Please take the time to comment.