While the prior four Jokes from the MiL actually came from the MiL, this one was sent from a source that is NOT the MiL. But, this joke is EXACTLY what one from the MiL is like. Thanks, Staci, for today, you are the surrogate MiL.
Commence Surrogate MiL joke...
The scientist walked up to G_d and said, "G_d, we've decided that we no longer need you. We're to the point that we can clone people and do many miraculous things, so why don't you just go on and get lost."
G_d listened very patiently and kindly to the man and after the scientist was done talking, G_d said, "Very well, how about this, let's say we have a man making contest." To which the scientist replied, "OK, great!"
But G_d added, "Now, we're going to do this just like I did back in the old days with Adam."
The scientist said, "Sure, no problem" and bent down and grabbed himself a handful of dirt.
G_d just looked at him and said, "No, no, no. You go get your own dirt!"
End Surrogate MiL joke...
In case you did not know this, I am a collector of artwork that depicts the Old Testament G_d. I now have a collection that exceeds 400 images and they are all silliness personified. In my never to be unspoken opinion, when G_d made man in His own image, it had nothing to do with the physicality of the image, it had to do with the cognizance. I have no idea how Democrats got here, though.
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