I anticipate looking like this every day for about 30 days, y'all. I deploy tomorrow to the top left of Mississippi and shall work my way back toward the middle. I'll try to keep up with what is going on with y'all and in the world, but who knows? I might meet the chick of my dreams in the Mississippi Delta. If I snag me one of those jewels, I can rest assured that she shall not stray too far from the couch and television, amirite?