What is in Store for 2011 and Beyond?

If you are not concerned about the state of the economy, maybe you should be. Below is a little over thirty minutes of Dr. Sowell explaining what is going on right this minute. Watch it and then continue reading below.



China is not really a threat to us simply because of their growing economy, but for some reason, them using Top Gun video to showcase their new aircraft disturbs me greatly.

If that is not enough to make you grab your shorts, here is Glenn Beck with more of what is going on with our currency and the oil prices in the Middle East.

And to add Islamic gasoline to the fire, Obama and his economic clusterfuck might have been complicit in the riots in Egypt.

Concerned yet? Thought so.

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Weekly Update - Da Newz (or How Stupid can Obama Really Be?)

I am just NOT sure what this says, can someone use The Google to find that out for me?

WAIT!!! THAT'S RAAAAACIST!!!

Much has happened since we last visited, but to cover everything thoroughly would take 5000 words. Let's not do that, okay?

To the BLOGSHOW!!!

Chris Matthews proves that he is so dense that refrigerator magnets fly toward him as he walks through the kitchen. Seriously, since Keith is gone, Chris must have to double down on the stupidity. (Just so you know, it takes a special kind of ignoramus to work for both Jimmuh Cartuh AND Tip O'Neill.)

Amazon's in trouble? Boy, I never saw that coming.

Fannie and Freddie are sticking taxpayers with a bunch of bills, too? Yeah, never saw that coming either.

Detroit is Somalia. No, really.

That birth certificate that Barry (and every one of his leftist douchesicles) says he has published online? Yeah, didn't think so, Scooter.

ObamaCare is really helping out the kids that need medical services. Wait, scratch that and reverse it.

President I Hate Jobs and Wealth has caused oil drilling companies to abandon the Gulf of Mexico. I am sure that is not going to have any bearing on the cost of fuel, either.

Full Metal Patriot has been beating up on Time magazine this week for the Reagan-Barry cover. Luckily, he produced a better cover, too.

New Barry Press Secretary. I am really curious to know why we need to pay for this person when we have fully eight television stations and unlimited newspapers doing the job already?

In badder and worser news about Egypt, bad guys are breaking outta jail.

Meghan McCainiac proves that she is as dumb or dumber than her father.

Know whose SOTU address was dumber than W Bush's? The Obamessiah's.

While everyone is getting all upset about the stupid stuff that Barry said, normal people know that the President is an idiot and his ideology is moronic. Here is the rebuttal that I enjoyed. Whittle is on FIYAH.



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Drive-By Blogging - Weekly Newz

Bad news first, this idiot is STILL President. Yes, I am amazed at that, too.

Just so you know, I have been under the weather almost all week long. It seems that the boy brought some kind of flash-eating virus home from school last week. The whole family is ailing, too. On the plus side of that, I have gotten no fewer than one thousand hours of sleep since Monday. But, I have made Alka Seltzer Cold Plus some major money this week.

On to the BLOGSHOW!!!

Tax breaks help small business. Wow, tell us something that we do NOT know.

More unemployed. That Obama recovery sure is painful, amirite?

The Mayor has more on the Obama Unemployment Explosion.

That 1099 thingy in ObamaCare is going to hit hard in 2012. I bet businesses cut vendors by the dozens to keep that paperwork to a minimum.

More and more Moonbats realize that Obama is an idiot. Wow, that took long enough.

Maine's Governor doesn't like black folks. Or, something like that, anyway, according to the Barrystream Media.

Obama brings the energy FAIL. Seriously, he's retarded, right?

Pundit Press is increasing their POWAH. And they want more contributors, too.

Michael Reagan delivers a beatdown to Ron Reagan.

Obama's Pep Rally at Tucson was a rebranded affair. And ghoulish.

Good thing that Obama told his minions when to clap at their Tucson Pep Rally.

Big Al wields the Cluebat on Accountability. Why is it that we have to keep writing posts like this? Why can everyone not see these things?

Understanding "Progressivism" in one photograph. That chick needs to be locked up, y'all.

If you are NOT reading Green Shoots & Leaves, then you are not informed. More Green Shoots.

Basil has more on the HATE SPEECH of Crosshairs. CNN needs to just get their purse and go sit in the truck.

Full Metal Patriot has the Paul Ryan take down of ObamaCare. This dude is going places.

The story of the week was the Philly Baby Slaughtering "doctor." Do not read this on a full stomach.

Roland has a "Progressive" opinion on the baby slaughter.

Finally, Great Moments in Liberal History.

That wore me out, y'all. I am headed back to bed. Be kind to each other.

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The Face of the "New" Civility

Ever since the November elections, the Dumbass Party has been calling for "bipartisanship" and civility. It has reached a fever pitch since the "Progressive" went "postal" and killed a bunch of folks in Tucson.

What does this all mean to us? Actually nothing.

You see, more than half of the population of this country is stupid. We cannot get away from that FACT. We'll never be able to change that, nor should we even try to.

The world needs ditch diggers, too.

However, the Republicans engage is the exact same stupidity. What are they calling the "Repeal ObamaCare Act?" They are calling it, "Repealing The Job Killing Health Care Law Act."

Why would anyone ever care if something killed jobs at the federal level? Because, they are STILL trying to undermine freedom and individuality with this repeal.

Why are medical costs so high? BECAUSE of the federal government.

How do we bring costs down? By allowing the private sector to produce more and bring about innovation. This is certainly not facilitated by ANYTHING that Congress can do.

This morning I hear Nancy Pelosi say on national radio, "There are 120 million young people poised to lose their 'healthcare' if ObamaCare is repealed."

Nevermind that ObamaCare is technically only going to cover twelve million people. Ignore the fact that Pelosi says that fully ONE THIRD of the entire country is going to lose their medical services.

Forcing United States citizens to buy a product is PATENTLY unconstitutional.

Say it. Use your newfound civility to tell the freaking truth.

Folks, I am sick to death of these dumbasses in DC telling me what I can and cannot do. They need to freaking read the danged Constitution.

Oh, wait...

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Teh Google Post and Blogging Technique Stuff

This post has been in the works since Wednesday, better known around these parts as "TEH GOOGLE DAY." Since I started this post, bunches and muches of stuff has happened to open my eyes to some SEO stuff and y'all could get the monumental benefit of my knowledge.

You have to sign up for the information, though. If you have already signed up, it is all good, but I am making all the effort in the world to get more folks involved. Now, regulars here kinda think that there is no need to sign up with The Two Dogs Make Your Blog Awesome Like Glenn Reynolds Information School, but yes, it matters and I'll tell you why, too.

We'll just embarrass one of the most faithful commenters that we have, Cousin Andy. You see, Andy seems to think that his little blog is no big shakes, but I am here to tell you that it is HUGE in the scale of the interwebs.

Not to release too much of his business, but Andy's Place is currently, at this very moment, holding down the 4,754,663 spot at Alexa. Now, you'll think, "Poor Andy, he is sucking HARD!" but you would be dreadfully wrong. Granted, there are plenty of ranking ties involved there because the metrics are not exact enough to break those ties and we really do not need that, either. Andy is also holding down a PR4 at Teh Google. (By way of comparison, my business site is a big whopping ZERO.)

In case you are curious, the Blogger in Draft page that I am typing this on is ranked NUMBER SEVEN at Alexa.

There are currently 1.1 TRILLION indexed pages on the web. In case you are a "Progressive" and do not know what that means, that is 1,100,000,000,000. That means that Andy's Place is ranked in the TOP ONE PERCENT of all websites in the world. That's pretty solid if you ask me.

Yes, I realize that you are thinking, "What the Hell does this have to do with me?" Well, while we all say that we are blogging for ourselves, there is nothing that makes me feel better than a long comment thread with much discussion and that gives me a thrill. It makes me feel IMPORTANT and stuff. Same way as I feel when I flip over to check the traffic stats and see a huge surge coming from a bunch of different places.

So, go sign up. I have no idea what kind of response you shall get from the sign-up autoresponder, so if it is something weird, e-mail me. When I get a bunch of folks in place, I am going to give y'all my data from the Teh Google Traffic Studies that I have been doing to go from virtually zero traffic to around 2500 hits a day in Search Engine Traffic. And, TELL YOUR FRIENDS, TOO.

Not only that, but I am also going to give y'all the tricks to getting a HUGE number of backlinks if you are willing to do the work. I might even give y'all my spreadsheet where all you have to do is change one cell and start cutting and pasting.

Just curious, how would you like to have the NUMBER ONE blog in your area of expertise? We can do that easily, too.

Now, to the Internet BLOGSHOW!!!

In case you are wondering what won the Best Antivirus program of 2010, it is F-Secure, the suite that I have used since 2000 and Love Bug Virus. I am NOT an F-Secure affiliate and I still use their product exclusively. In the past eight years, I have only had one problem with any virus or spyware.

Firefox 4 Beta was released on last Friday. (Alexa Rank 65, HA!)

If your RSS Reader is getting chock full and you need to start smalling it up a bit, try TLDR.IT. Their service turns any page or .pdf into a summary. You can only imagine how many times I have used this to summarize SEO E-Books.

Basil has a Roku v. Apple Tee-Vee shootout. Wait, can I say "shootout" anymore without killing people and stuff?

If you are a big e-book reader, you should try the Kindle Lending Club. I have not used this service yet, but the description sounds pretty good.

I am checking out Quora right now and would like to know what y'all think about it. As I stated above, my business site is kicking back a cool ZERO in PR and I am trying anything to bring that up, now. The problem with my business site is that I set it up as a static page and now I do not want to have to jack it around and change it, but since there is NO content, I am afraid that I am going to have to do just that.

If you are a smartphone user, then you probably figured out how to use Teh Google Goggles, but did you know that all of your searches and stuff can be accessed by going to http://www.google.com/goggles/history? Well, now you do.

The Link Medic has a review of Klout. Using this service is certainly in my future.

With the SIXTH! birthday of this blog barreling down upon us, I wondered if longevity mattered and SEOmoz actually answered my question on White Board Friday. Short answer, NOPE.

If you are a Teh Google Enterprise user, good news. Teh Google promises ZERO DOWNTIME. That seems like a pretty good deal, huh?

Here are last week's Teh Google Apps Highlights.

G-Mail gets spell checker for search. It still cannot make a latte for me, though.

I am not sure, but I think that I have had Android 2.2.1 on my X since mid-December, but here are the Android 2.2.1 platform highlights, anyway. It appears they have addressed quite a few shortcomings recently, too.

Still MORE features of the new AdSense interface.

Oh, autogenerated content? Teh Google NO LIKEY.

I am about to embark on some testing with the Teh Google AdWords campaign-y thing driving traffic. This was mucho helpful, too.

In case you were wondering, here is Problogger's Definitive Guide to improving Advertisement Clickthrough.

AdWords, Keywords, Go Mobile, dang, this is getting complicated!

And monetize your exit pages, YOU!

And danged if the Teh Google didn't go and change the AdWord urls right when I was getting started, too!

Download the new AdWords Editor, here.

Teh Google Engage launches to help small businesses. If you are a web guy or IT guy, you need to sign up for this stuff. Remember, Teh Google owns the world.

Coming soon to Teh Google Tasks near you.

Check out all the new stuff at Picasa.

A Problogger's top five favorite Teh Google Analytics happies.

If you have not signed up and started using Hotpot, why are you ruining the world? You know that the Phonebook is useless these days. Start helping out.

Integrated Apps to help with tax season with Teh Google Enterprise. Dang, there is a bunch of stuff there!

I am going to have another post this week with Teh Google stuff and some Wordpress stuff, too. Hell, I might even mention stuff going on with RIM and others. Keep coming back, y'all.

Oh, and you need to get on my list, too. Here is my "p0wning the webbynets blog"s to give you an idea of what is coming. There is a sign-up form there, too.

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Sunday Traffic Coming Down

We have pretty much figured out how to rank on Teh Google for some of the biggest topics of the day. This blog is a PR5, so Teh Google actually gives us a little more weight than the average bear. Plus, some of the higher traffic sites, like HuffPo and their ilk, do not publish their stats or embed Teh Google Analytics.

We do, so Teh Google probably gives us leeway in the SERPs.

We are good with that, too.

But, dude, seriously, I have no clue what the Hell Bing does for their stuff. I cannot rank on Bing for some of the searches that I OWN at Teh Google, then for other things that we do not expect, we get way up in the rankings.

Throughout the next three months, I am going to be running some of the very keyword trials on Bing as I did for Teh Google last year. We'll see how that works out.

By the way, if you want to get a bunch of traffic from somewhere and never find out where you are linked, try The Blaze. I have been getting oo-koodles of traffic from their site over the past two days and I have no idea how. Any hints?

PLUS! THIS JUST IN: IT IS NOT SEPTEMBER and it shall not be September for about four whiles.

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Sunday Morning Quarterback**

Since there is virtually no FEAR of Andy publishing Sunday Morning Quarterback™ today, I decided that I would.

In case anyone is NCAA College Footbaw illiterate, I shall explain that the Bowl Championship Series doesn't publish a Final Poll after the Bowling. Their job is done before the silly season starts. In fact, the BCS ends immediately following the World Championship Game that is held every year in Atlanta.

So, we have to crank up the Cray 36,000 and cipher all this crap ourselves to show everyone how far SUPERIOR the SEC actually is.

It is an easy thing to place Auburn at NUMBER ONE. They went undefeated in the SEC. That should be an automatic NUMBER ONE ranking across all polls. This year is equally solid by having the Heisman Winner, Cameron Newton on the Plainsmen.

After the number one, though, things are not so solid. TCU played ZERO ranked teams. They won against a Big 10(11)(12) team in their bowl game. That does nothing for me toward ranking them up top. The fact that there were three first place votes in the APee, and one in the USA poll, kinda makes me believe that there are at least three people in college footbaw that are too dangerous to be allowed in public.

Then Oregon and Stanford. Again, Oregon played one ranked team and beat them and that was Stanford. Stanford played one ranked team and LOST. Plus, Oregon's strength on offense was their HUGE 335.9 yards per game rushing. In the game against The Barn, Oregon gained SEVENTY-FIVE yards. Plus, Auburn made two minor mistakes in that game that cost them two touchdowns. The score should have been at least 34-19 for The Barn.

Stanford lost to Oregon. Feh.

tOSU lost to Wisconsin that lost to TCU who played NO ONE.

Then we have Boomer Sooner. True, they lost two games, but the two they lost were to ranked teams that lost in the Big 12 circle, too. I just do not discount those losses because they ultimately matter and Boomer went on to beat another ranked team in the Big 12 Championship Game.

So let's look at this thing like people that understand mathematics, mmmmkay?

Auburn is number one with no doubt, even though there are morons that voted instead for TCU.

Oklahoma is number two because of SOS and their W-L in the only other legitimate conference DIVISION, the Big 12 SOUTH.

Then LSU, Alabama, Arkansas round out the top five.

Oregon is SIXTH in the REAL MATHEMATICALLY DONE Poll.

Oh, and in case you are color blind and cannot understand the chart, the SEC finished the year with SIX ranked teams, after 84% of the conference went bowling. The Big 12 comes in second with five ranked teams, ACC is third with four, Big 10(11)(12), which is going to change to the Big (?) this fall, is fourth with three, then the PAC-10 and the WAC (WTF?) tie with two, and then all the other loser conferences fall in line.

Oh, did I mention that since the start of the BCS, there have been thirteen BCS Championship Games? Of these 13 games, an SEC team has been to seven of them. Five different teams have represented the SEC. The SEC is 7-0 in the BCSCG and has won the last five.

The SEC is undefeated in the BCSCG and there is no other conference that even has a winning record in the same game. Weird, huh?

Now, is there ANY debate topic left to mention or did I sufficiently PROVE that the SEC is best conference in all of college footbaw?

By the way, The We Suck MSU Bulldogs finished the year at number 15 and prison raped Michigan in the Gata Bowl. What is up with that?

** Remember to send Andy a message about how much he slacked off on the SMQ this past season.

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J. Eric Fuller - Moonbat Dumbass

It never takes anything but a cursory search before you start finding the hatred and vitriol of the "Progressives." I originally ran this search trying to find Fuller's military service background, but he sounds like a whiny, little bitching libtard.

"Ewwwww!!! I got shot, I got shot!!! It's all Sarah Palin's fault!!!"

Everyone in the Barrystream Media is going to jump all over that shit.

FUNNY. Dumbass was blaming Beck back in March 2010, too.

FUCK YOU, ERIC FULLER. You were in the wrong place at the wrong time, when one of your "Progressive" buddies came unglued. Grow a backbone and stop being such a PUSSY.

All the incendiary tags to you. DUMBASS.

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Drive-By Blogging - A Plethora of Nothing

Yes, Wednesday is usually the Teh Google day, but this week has been BONKERS with the bad_pool_caller, reloading my whole drive of software, tweaking all my plug-ins and stuff. I now have to use three whole days up, serious eight to ten hour days, getting all the stuff back in order. No fun. Throw a wild-ass twelve year old that is out of school because of FREAKING snow, and dude, Teh Google just gone be late...

But, there were a couple of things that I wanted to dump here.

I want to grab one million page views on this blog in 2011. I know that is possible, because from July to January, we got over half a million. But, I am off a few hits for the year. We have got to average about 2750 hits a day to make the goal. We are averaging about 2570 a day. That ain't gonna get it.

I also want to gross forty thousand bucks this year online without any architectural business. That might prove to be difficult, but with the affiliates site, Ball and Chain's yoga site, and a planned joint venture financial site, it should be doable. I plan on keeping y'all up to date on those things, too.

Also, I am going to get this here blarq back to its humor roots. I have seriously gotten away from that somewhat because of President Douchy McStupidass running the show, but I am going to refocus on what this site was intended to accomplish. Of course, we are a mere eighteen days away from the beginning of Blackuary and that is a huge task to undertake, but I am up to it this year.

Today's blogshow is a short one, but I think that it is pretty danged good.

Mudfence ugly Congresscritters. Ugly, stupid, and corrupt is no way to go through life, son.

The Obamanomic Recovery is on par with the Great Depression. Home values continue the freefall.

Dan Mitchell on the monumental task of changing Social Security.

Steve B tries to sort through liberal "logic."

Paul Ryan pr0n!!! And more.

Oddly, since the CBO now has a majority that is not Hellbent on destroying the way of life in our country, they now have numbers that speak the truth on the debacle that is ObamaCare. The only people that thought ObamaCare would save money are too stupid to stop digging when they are standing at the bottom of a hole.

Food stamp usage is doing what it always does when Dumb-a-crats are in charge.

The Obamas hire some more of their corrupt, criminal buddies.

Cat fight going on between Moron Joe Klein and Moron Ed Schultz. Who is dumber? it's a tie.

Dumbass Frank Lautenberg jumps into the Democrat Stupidity Rally and is surging toward the front of the pack.

Democrat hacks continue to fail miserably at their jobs. Democrats are the Mannings of SUCK.

The Democrat baby slaughter is gaining steam.

Boogie rails on the dumbshit stuff going on about the "Progressive" mass murderer in Tucson.

Chew on those things for a little while and I'll get the Teh Google post up really soon. Promise.

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NO! Michelle Obama was NOT Arrested for Child Molestation on February 18, 1991, Causing Her to Surrender Her Law License

Plus, there were not eight different waivers that had to be sought and procured before she could be in the same general area and take these photos, on the Barry White House lawn, with children, which she is NOT required to avoid.

There was never a child, named Arthur Garcia, that Michelle repeatedly sexually molested, either. There was no settlement PAID for her crimes that did not happen on the Southside of Chicago on innumerable occasions, either.

Simply put, there is no evidence, whatsoever, that Michelle Obama is a child molester.

She is hideously ugly, buffoonish, ungraceful, imbecilic, violently stupid, and married to President Turdy "Captain Failboat" McAssclown, but no child molester.

Do you see what happened right there? It is EXACTLY what the rapier stupidity of the Barrystream Media has been doing to Sarah Palin and other "Conservatives" since the "Progressive" Jared Loughner went on his killing mission last Saturday.

Here are the facts, Loughner is a far-left moonbat that is CRAZY. There is no amount of FEDERAL legislation that can rid us of CRAZY people, but there are plenty of things that the federal government can do to take away our freedoms when stupid people try to make policy and law without any regard for facts.

In a nutshell, if you want to limit terrorism, lock up Muslims for being Muslims. If you want to eliminate random acts of violence, lock up all Democrats because they are eight times more likely to commit crimes. Finally, if you want to stop the majority of corruption in government, abolish the Democrat Party and bar anyone in the Democrat Party for EVER having control over tax money.

You can try other methods of controlling these things, but they will be ineffective because they ignore the TRUE PROBLEMS.

How do we fight back against the Sixteenth Column of Liberals in the national media? I think that we do not have to because Barry Obama is the best argument against liberal policies that we have had in a while.

FDR had his generation of fail, JFK and LBJ had their generation of fail, Jimmuh Cartuh had his time of fail, Bill Clinton his, and Barry Obama has his. Why we continue to elect these idiots is beyond my comprehension, but I attempt to deal with what I am dealt.

Here are the limitless takedowns of the national media trying to make this attempted John Wilkes Booth, Lee Harvey Oswald, and John Hinckley, Jr., Jared Loughner into some crazed rightwinger stupidly motivated by some insignificant graphic on Sarah Palin's FAILbook. Carve out hours upon hours to read these posts. You have simply got to understand how corrupt our media has become in this Age of Obama.

Right Girl.

Full Metal Patriot. And AGAIN.

Born Again Redneck.

Pundit Press. And AGAIN.

Michelle Malkin.

Moonbattery. And AGAIN. And AGAIN.

Pirate's Cove.

The Jawa Report.

Patterico.

Left Coast Rebel.

The Other McCain. And AGAIN.

Saucy American in NZ.

Newsbusters.

Stop the ACLU. William Teach from Pirate's Cove.

The Snooper Report.

Joe the Plumber at Big Government.

Darleen Click at Protein Wisdom.

Vodkapundit at PJTV. Steve Green take my idea on this whole thing to the perfect crazy level.

As a final word on this crazy dude that went all "POSTAL," if you want to stop craziness, then you need to prepare to be disappointed. Scientists are not focusing on real science anymore because there are not HUGE dollars to be made from that.

Until every idiotic mantra and divisive policy of the Moonbat Left is abolished, expect more of their creations to perpetrate these heinous crimes.

By the way, I blame Obama and his NOT child-molesting, Klingon-looking wife for all the crazy people in the world.

Speaking of the Moron President, Bill Whittle takes Barry the Dumb to the woodshed...



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Drive-By Blogging - It's Snowing Again (UPDATED: No longer snowing)

I never leave anything in the draft folder, so this has been sitting there since Thursday morning. Bad_pool_caller kept me from publishing this then, and since that time I have had to pay someone to recover my data, shovel the damned world clear of snow, reload all my software, beat a twelve year old unconscious, disintegrate into innumerable bouts of cussing, chuck a cat fully across the entire backyard, and read hundreds of blog posts about how Sarah Palin is to blame for some "Progressive" douchebag going batshit in Tucson.

Full Metal Patriot handles the "Progressive" douchebag topic pretty well, but allow me to add a few little tidbits to the argument.

Democrats, "Progressives", liberals, whatever you want to call these morons, are EIGHT TIMES MORE LIKELY to commit crimes than normal people, sane folks, Republicans, Conservatives, or whatever you want to call us. Yes, I did the math on this bullshit about four years ago, so please, if you are a betting person, when you hear about someone pulling a gun and killing folks, robbing liquor stores, slinging dope, or whatever the crime, if you say it was a Democrat, chances are that you shall be right. Vegas betting types would toss the whole farm into the pool on which political philosophy that criminals follow and they would pocket many, many farms betting against the Barrystream Media.

When the Republicans took the House floor the other day, they forced the vampires in the Moronic Democrat Party to listen to the Constitution being read. Of course, according to the dumbasses in the Democrat Party, the OLD OLD OLD Constitution is just too hard to understand. Dammit, I wish that the dead, old, white slaveowners that wrote the Constitution had the foresight to predict the entire Democrat Party being nothing but braindead imbeciles that hate freedom. It sure would have made things much easier if those guys would have put some kind of IQ disclaimer in that august document, then Democrats would not be allowed to hold public office.

They could have set the IQ threshold around 40 and we would never have to sit through another Democrat giving a speech on anything.

In case you slept through the latest economic news, here is the "accomplishment" of the Democrat Congress that has run DC since January 2007.

Folks, I am still uncertain if the Republicans can undo the stuff that Barry Obama and the Idiot Party have done to our country in their four years of running stuff.

Plus, it remains to be seen how much backbone the Republicans have, too. Boehner. Geez, who thought that guy was a good choice for Speaker and why are they allowed to open their mouth?

Brent Favre is retiring? Hol-ee crap, no one ever saw that coming.

Wonder if that guy can stay retired this time? Please, Brent, you are embarrassing the Great State of Mississippi. Stay gone this time.

And, Brent, if you are looking for a good product to endorse, this one has your name sprayed all over it.

Stay tuned, later this week on Your MoM, Jokes from the MiL returns!!!

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P0wning the Innerwebs - A Teh Google Tutorial

Obviously, the folks at Teh Google took the week off preceding Christmas, then they had to double up this past week. That is always a good thing for me, because I like reading their stuff.

I likes dee internut, bunches and muches. But dude, the past few posts, it is like I am writing War and Freaking Peace. Sorry, I promise I am going to tighten these up a bit AND soon.

HUGE news for You Tube today is that new Speaker of the House John Boehner, immediately upon being sworn in, started releasing stuff on You Tube. Teh Google has nothing but good stuff to say about that. Funny, we had four years of the criminal Democrat Party running the House like a Chicago gangland mafia, now the day that the Republicans take over again, TRANSPARENCY!!!

No more Democrat Fight Club. Of course, their Fight Club would be nothing but a bunch of limp-wristed slap fighting.

On my affiliates blog, I have some pretty good traffic tips this week, with a link to some really good PR building software. If you have not signed up for my e-mailings, you should do it over there. I am still working on the danged lightbox sign-up thingy. You can just hit the "X" at the top to close it.

Here is a quick traffic generating post for y'all, too. If you are like me, you blog for the conversation. Conversations are hard to have by yourself, you know?

When we went live over on the other blog, I started earnestly looking for How To sites. Oddly, I have never really done that. If you have a Blogger blog, here are some new templates from The Link Medic. There are quite a few really good technology sites on the web dealing with blogging. I think that you'll find this resource invaluable if you want to build your blog to bigger and better stuff.

Teh Google releases their top posts on their own blogs for 2010. I wonder how difficult it is to find your top posts if you are Teh Google and you have all the technology in the world?

Copyblogger has their Best of 2010.

Daily Blog Tips has their Best of 2010.

Ever since FAILbook a-sploded, everyone is keeping an eye out for the next HUGE thing. Mashable posts their Top Ten to watch in 2011. Mashable also had a post a while back on how to market your small business with ZERO MONEY. That is exactly what we want for our personal blogs, huh?

SEOmoz has Five SEO Tactics to Explore in 2011.

You know what is really stunning to me? Looking around to see the major payers that were HUGE two years ago that are not around anymore. Here are the Web 2.0 Awards 2008 Winners from SEOmoz. The Social Media mainstays numbers one and two kinda swapped places, plus number three Bebo will let you sign in with a FAILbook log in now.

But, on the Social News - The Big Guys division, del.icio.us was number one in 2008 and today Yahoo is debating whether or not to shut it down. This could be devastating to the information loops that have developed on del.icio.us. From what I read, no where on Earth can we find a better search wheel tool. Better get those links off of the service soon, here's how.

In case you were wondering, yes Teh Google did give out some Christmas presents. Downloadable custom web analytics reports. You wanna know what your site is doing and why? Here ya go.

Google Operating System has their Teh Google predictions for 2011. If Teh Google does half of this stuff, they might make a bunch of money. Oh...wait...

Here is a Buzz debate on the future of Picasa this year. And also the first PLUS argument that I have seen for Internet Explorer in quite some time.

Weird that someone is hawking IE when Chrome just got Voice Search, huh?

Teh Google Docs Viewer just added spreadsheets. Good move.

Teh Google Mobile has a sneak peak at Honeycomb, Android 3.0. Personally, I really have no use for a slate/tablet/chick magnet. I like my laptop with a Droid X just fine, thanks.

Google Operating System has some shots of Honeycomb in action. Okay, maybe my above comment was a tad too hasty, might have to walk that one back a bit.

Did y'all know that President Obama might have done something to crush the online marketing industry and we did not even hear about it? Click through Jeremy's link to the Joe Lilly article. Dude, I might be shutting down my business if we do not hurry up and get this buffoon out of the White House, soon. Can anyone point to anything the President has done that was NOT idiotic?

Get a fresh start this year with AdSense. Folks, even if you do not want to attempt to make a danged living with your website, the ads actually help those folks that DO. And you can check your earnings right from Firefox, too.

Here are the stats on folks buying digital products, by the way.

Why did I say that YOU putting AdSense on your site helping others? There are numerous reasons for doing it, but the main one is Capitalism. When you add those Leaderboards and ad blocks to your site, you are making a statement that I believe in to the utmost.

PROFIT IS GOOD.

What it all boils down to is that we enjoy our little online family and the interaction that we have daily. If we notice those ads on our friends sites, we can take those few seconds to drop a few coins into their coffers by checking out the offers. It is not unlike window shopping with our buddies.

And now the fun part. We want MORE buddies, right? That means traffic, y'all.

We can apply the very same tactics to grab traffic as PepsiCo and BP, even though we are simply placing our lives on the webbynets. The very same methods that they use are the ones that we can use to get more buddies.

We have to BRAND our stuff. point in case, y'all come here to read my rants on how stupid Democrats are and what the Four Letter is NOT doing to keep me from the College Gameday top slot. i try to rank on Teh Google for certain keywords that will increase my traffic and grow the fambly. I use Teh Google Analytics to find out where those folks come from when they get here and to know where they go to when they leave. Teh Google Analytics links to a post on advanced Analytics Visitor Segments that tells us more than we can possibly know about the folks that came to our place.

Plus, we can use our social media profiles to drive even more people to our blogs. Here is a list of the TOP 101 Social Media Sites. Didn't know there were 101 social media sites in the world, didja?

There is another way to grab more traffic, too. Entireweb Search Engine.

I have been hitting and missing for the past six months on hooking up every single one of these start-ups. How's my traffic? 505,241 pages views right this minute, since July 4th 2010. Did my content change at all from before then? Not that I can tell other than throwing the NUDE posts in and starting the Teh Google stuff. Minor changes = explosion in traffic. Have I changed at all? Lord, I hope not just because traffic went crazy.

Anyhoo, I changed the look of the blog, cleaned things up a bit, made it MO' pretty and worked on the branding somewhat. I am still going to fix the pages menu at the top and add a Favicon to the headers. How about some ideas on the LOOK of the Favicon?

Next, I am going to work through these 125 tips for building a smoking brand! Does anyone object to more "Your MoM" branding? Do those jokes get old? Not for me, let me roll over and ask Your MoM. SEE?!?!?!?!

By the way, y'all, if y'all have any questions on stuff like these links, hit me up in the e-mail, I'll see if I can find an answer for y'all.

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Drive-by Blogging - All the Barry News That's Fit to Link!

*Here is Barry checking out his biggest fan*

Listening to the news this morning, I ran across Chris Matthews berating the shit outta a GOP Proud dude on the radio, and then that ridiculous story was followed up with more insanity.

Let's be honest, yet again. If you are a "Progressive," you are dumber than a barrel of hair. Granted, your ideology might be based on "caring" about stuff, but the results of your feelings based actions are detrimental to the world.

You see, RESULTS MATTER.

To help you break that viscous cycle of stupidity, starting filling your head with KNOWLEDGE, instead of spreading your arms open with CARING. Shocker to end all shockers, at no point in history has the liberal ideology accomplished anything worthwhile. Just check the stats.

We have spent untold TRILLIONS in welfare, TRILLIONS in education, TRILLIONS in environmental protection, TRILLIONS in all sorts of programs to alleviate poverty, and NONE of this money has accomplished anything.

Check this crap out, the "Progressive" ACLU, the liberals' only way of getting their ideology enacted, is based solely on Stalinist policy. Who did not know this?

Conversely, "Conservative" ideology is based on actual results. Dr. Sowell explains more.

One of the Left's favorite "Conservative" Obama-Lovers tries to argue that Barry is NOT a big spending "Progressive" hack. Not only that, some of the dumbest people in the world think that Fox News is "Conservative."

The only way that Fox appears remotely "Conservative" is when you compare the network to the shrill and dense moonbattery going on at all the other networks. For David Shuster to say ANYTHING, ANYTHING AT ALL, about ideology of a network, is beyond asinine.

Steve B expounds on the truisms that "Progressivism" never works.

What is so terribly UNFUNNY to me is that all one has to do to see the alarming FAILURE of every "Progressive" policy, is turn their gaze toward Detroit. You have every liberal policy for the last fifty years there and it is a total shithole.

By the way, Mississippi, the UAW is gunning for y'all, just like they did Detroit.

Chicago, face it, you cannot avoid Detroit's level of suck.

What the "Progressives" did to Detroit, they are DOING to the United States, too. Our national debt increased by 154 BILLION overnight. To put that in perspective, that is the total ECONOMY of over eighty countries on Earth.

Luckily, since the Dumbass Democrats got slaughtered in November, maybe we can seriously undo all the stupid shit that Barry and his idiotic party have put in place. Of course, Barry is "warning" the Republicans to play nice and all bi-partisan. Why does it seem that the most arrogant people on Earth are always the dumbest f**ks that we ever encounter?

And why does the national media have to continue to push lie after lie upon us? Krugman tries to argue that the federal government has grown in size because of the Census. FALSE. Of course, Krugman is also arguing that there is NO INFLATION!!!

You have to be a special kind of stupid to not recognize how much prices have exploded since the Democrats (with W. Bush's help) jacked minimum wage up to the stupid level. And by "stupid level," I mean greater than ZERO.

Oh, while we are yakking about wages, Morgan Warstler at Big Government has an interesting proposal.

Face it, folks, if you want to see idiocy in action, just watch President Obama daily. Hey, you know what will really help matters of security or economics? Taking a shitload of property out of circulation. The only thing missing when I see any new proposal from Barry, is a mean-ass Vietnamese dude slapping my face, screaming "MOAW*!!!" (* or whatever the Hell that dude was screeching in The Deerhunter.)

Speaking of The Deerhunter, that Meryl Streep is one ugly broad. You know what kind of guys find her attractive? BLIND ONES.

The UN-fun part about the Obama land grab is that is is for some ridiculous moonbat "Save the Earth" bullshit. hey, but since everyone with two brain cells to rub together knows that "Progressives" have no clue about math, science, language, history, geography (57 states), we have to actually sit idly by and watch these dumbasses do stuff based on LIES. ONCE AGAIN, AGW IS NOT HAPPENING.

Since Al Gore flunked out of divinity school, he had to start his own religion. Luckily for Al, there are plenty of stupid people to give him money.

But, Al Gore's Bible, that he wrote, is about as true as the damned spaceship following the comet that the Heaven's Gate cult worshiped. Al needs to slip on his Nikes and eat some applesauce, and just go to sleep. But, please Al, do not forget your freaking towel.

You know how the left doesn't believe in G_d and had to sue Tenn to get the monkey thing taught? Here's my post on that crap. it took them fifty years after that Scopes thingy to get baby killing made legal, but they are patient. Evil always is.

While we are on the topic of how much "Progressives" need stupid people to survive, their school system sure is producing that stupid person supply. But, boy it is pricey.

Kinda like that ObamaCare is going to be. Boehner promises to repeal it, though.

That will NEVER happen, but maybe getting everyone ObamaCare waivers will. Next up, Social Security waivers.

But, having a Constitution Lesson with Justice Scalia simply cannot hurt anything for Congress. Well, other than a bunch of milquetoast nancies getting offended by having to listen to Scalia.

By the way, no one said anything about the Lightbox opt-in form. I have it set on showing up every two days. You can just click the "X" at the top right to kill it. Sign-Up though. I have a new link on the sidebar to my traffic building stuff, see if you can find it.

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Looking Back on 2010 with MoM's Family (Post #2600)

Wow, 2010 was some year, huh? If I had known how much things would change for me, I probably would have just stayed in bed.

But, this blogging thing really has done me a world of good. Weird how outspoken I can be, yet never let anyone actually know how much I want to choke the ever-loving shit out of a bunny, huh? The greatest joy that I have had since starting posting on Your MoM has been getting to know different folks across the fruited plain. I really could not care less about folks that make movies, that are on television, or playing professional sports, I would much rather talk to someone that runs their own sandwich shop or dry cleaners. Those are the folks that I migrate toward, and those are the folks that I respect. I love seeing the extraordinary stuff coming from normal folks.

Leonardo DiCaprio or Brit-Farr? Yeah, they can blow me. People like Bobby Roy, that makes the best meatloaf sammich in the world? MY HEROES.

The people that come here and comment, shoot me e-mails throughout the day, and post their lives on their own blogs? MY HEROES.

The relationships that I have with the readers on this Pinnacle of Mediocrity Blarq mean the world to me and I probably do not say that enough. I do not say that enough because I get caught up in my own little world and do not take the time to tell folks that "DAMMIT, I APPRECIATE Y'ALL READING AND COMMENTING ON THIS CRAP."

It always gives me a good feeling when someone e-mails me and says, "You know, I was just thinking about this very topic yesterday and your perspective is so bizarre and confusing that I realized it is not worth thinking about. I feel better now. Thanks."

Glad to help.

Well, anyhoo, this post is not about me at all, it is about you, Dear Friend. You, that makes this blogging thing so very enjoyable. When I sent out the request for y'all to send YOUR favorite posts in, I figured that no one would take the time to link their stuff here. Yeah, I know that you do not want anyone to see the Earmuff Language over here. Seriously, I'll try to do better.

The format of today's program shall be chronological. Memory lane starts in August 2009 and rushes toward today, y'all ready? This is a long one, get a cup of coffee and settle in, it's got really good reading, trust me.

WITHOUT FURTHER ADO, ON TO THE BEST OF THE BLOGSHOW 2010!!!

We would be hard pressed to find a post that better illustrates exactly what I just said above, about HEROES, than Moogie's Katrina's Fourth Birthday Post.

Moogie also turned right around and honored another everyday hero with this post. Plus, Moogie follows that up with her sister-in-law post. Posts like this, the depth, the caring, the concern of one person towards another are always the ones that hook me. Yet, I find it almost impossible to comment on something like this. I swear I'll do better on that.

Not only does Moogie write moving stuff, she also delivers the golf humor. Those six hour Fred rounds drive me nuts, too.

While we are on the topic of sports, Staci, the Sooner homer, sent this in on Boomer. Y'all know I absolutely swoon over college footbaw homers. If you have read this blog for any length of time, you know that Homerisms and trash talking are the highlight of my entire Fall and early Winter.

Our good friend Andy hosed off this post about plumbing leaks in the crawl space. If there is anyone on Planet Earth that has the empathic understanding for this endeavor, that person is ME. But, it sure was funny from this end of the house.

Moogie brings the story of drunk dudes in Nawlins, wearing dresses, and marching. In other words, every Wednesday.

Dean has a post about Barry Obama's ideology and Barry's opinion of Barry. Dean also is the one that came up with the idea for the ordering of this Best of Posting Post. Thanks, Dean!

Full Metal Patriot follows with the exact plan that the Left has for our country. When the Left is candid and try to illustrate their ideology honestly, I pee my pants.

Dean takes future former House Speaker Nancy Pelosi to task for her comments on insurance companies. This brings to mind, who is dumber, Nancy Pelosi or the people that elect her?

Following up his post about the dumbest human in the United States, Dean slaps around the planners of Toronto for their stupidity. By the way, the solution to the traffic problem is that everyone get off the road when I need to go somewhere. I'll let y'all know when I get there and y'all can go back to your normal routines. Do not thank me, I am a problem solver.

Andy has some good advice for all you budding dudes around here. Take his advice, marry UP.

Paul J points out that it is ILlegal immigration that is concerning. Yes, we all know that we are talking about Mexicans...

This post from Moogie has almost everything that a moving drama needs, weddings, funerals, sick babies, lawyers leaving careers to raise kids...dang, that might be too much plot for me. I want my life to be BORING.

Ol' Cousin Andy went through a phase this year where he wanted to ruin Wednesday. This post was NO EXCEPTION. I would like to go on record with this wise ol' saw, "Sometimes cameras are EVIL."

Those awful nasty, hateful, racist, violent Teabaggers go wilding. Or not.

As luck would have it, 2010 brought us a youngster back into the fold. I mean no disrespect at all, Boogie is just younger than me, but he is full-on Jerry Mitchell fisking here. I am tired of hearing people talk about the racism in Mississippi back before I was born, too.

After beating Jerry smartly aside the noggin, Boogie wields the cluebat on the entire city of Chicago over their slaughtering ways and gun control. Thanks for clearing that up for them, dude.

Andy decides that his wife needs a stripper name. It is becoming increasingly apparent that Mrs. Andy just threw caution to the wind and married as far down as she could. I think she found out that is necessary for sainthood or something.

One thing that I have noticed with the folks that I like to read is that they are smart as all get out and quick on the draw. Dean gets plagiarized by the GOP. Methinks that the GOP could steal from far worse sources.

Moogie has a tale that is all too familiar to me, dog eats own food, dog creeps out other animals to eat their food, dog explodes. Wendy looked like Pete to a certain extent. Those eyes, those ears...

Moogie kinda loses me on this one, why would anyone write a letter to the city officials in Nawlins? I mean, what are you going to do, write the letter, then go to City Hall to read it to them? It is not like anyone in Nawlins city gummint can read or snything.

Full Metal Patriot has Stalin on the brain. I remember reading that post, too, FMP and I were thinking the exact same things.

Back at the end of August, Dean points out that even more people are coming to the conclusion that Hopium is not the drug of the future. It pains me greatly that few people read Barry Obama's racist hate-screed, Dreams from my Father.

Boogie crunches the numbers on biofuels. BF = BS.

Dean points out that the Barrystream Media has difficulty with math. Boy, if we tried to make a list of the things at which the Barrystream Media sucks at, we would be here a long damned time.

Dean uses bullet points to explain why government creating jobs is sheer fantasy. Yet, there are plenty of people that do not know these bullets by heart. I feel sad for those people.

Andy has corndogs, state fair, kids, and money here. This is a great story with photos. I missed the state fair this year and this post did me just fine.

Paul J delivers the Diane Keaton Career Assessment. With malice. I laughed. (By the way, Paul highly recommends His Excellency: George Washington. There's no better time to read this than NOW.)

Boogie loves Mississippi, Lewis Grizzard, vintage Camaros, and college footbaw. That would make him alright in my book, even though I am a Trans Am guy, myself.

Full Metal Patriot offers a cost-savings measure that yields better results for airline security. I guess this is better than my idea of Hug A Jew or Eat a hot dog.

Full Metal Patriot brings us that moron, Ted Rall, talking about violent revolution. I am all for the "Progressives" throwing a fit and getting violent, but I will never hit a woman.

Folks, this post took almost twelve times longer than the time limit that I have set and maintained for all of my blog posts. I enjoyed every minute of it, too.

Y'all produce the best stuff I have ever read. I am glad to consider you folks my friends. Please, whatever y'all do, keep up the good work and I cannot wait to do this again next year.

Here's to a great 2011! Cheers, y'all.

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And a Happy 2011 to YOU, from Your MoM

I have the round-up of awesome posts pretty much ready, but I do NOT want to publish it today. Not because it is a Saturday, but since it is COLLEGE FOOTBAW Bowl DAY!!!

WE BE CROOMING!!!

Enjoy the games, folks. If you want to sneak another Best of YOU post in, you better get it done today, because the Your MoM's Family 2010 Best of Posting post goes up first thing Monday morning.

Love ya, mean it,

YOUR MOM.

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