Lexington, Kentucky: America's laziest city revealed by Men's Health magazine | Mail Online

Lexington, Kentucky: America's laziest city revealed by Men's Health magazine | Mail Online:

Not a shocker, Lexington and Jackson are far left liberal towns.

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Nagasaki Dwellers: Pay Attention to This Important Question | KA-CHING!

Nagasaki Dwellers: Pay Attention to This Important Question | KA-CHING!:

JUST SAYING...

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Romance - The Two Dogs Way Ongoing Saga Part XXIII

I figured that since I had not posted one of these since September 2009, and not a single time in the last relationship that I was in, y'all deserved one.

Excerpt from an actual e-mail thread.

Me: Yeah, so I get this text message from this hot chick that I really want to crawl up on and she is like saying that she is all missing me and stuff. Do you think that this is a chick ploy to keep me interested until she can suck me dry of all life and make me hate everything again and curl up in a ball of quivering crying meat-Jello? Or maybe she just wants to see how much she can degrade me in front of other people and turn me into yet another insect that she winds up in her web of lies and deceit and slowly bleed me out? Or maybe I can even RISK a little bit of she actually does like me and desires some kind of twisted, demented circus monkey act where she slowly turns the crank on her organ as I dance for the enjoyment of the crowd and get peanuts?

Aw, Hell, since we are working out the sceNARios, maybe she is everything that I have ever wanted in a woman and will break her shinbones trying to please me in the hope that she can assuage her guilt of her past and prove to herself that she is a complete person that CAN actually bare her soul to another and take the bold leap forward to accomplish everything that she has always known was possible, but had never attempted to find during her quest to save all of the fallen people? OR WAIT!!! Maybe she thinks that I am actually the savior of her life and the guilt is eating her apart from the inside and she just wants someone to snatch her up and cuddle her and make her see that there is actually beauty in this world even though that very beauty confronts her every single morning when she looks into her magic mirror, yet she fails to see it because the mirror is not a mirror of truth, but one of evil that tells her that she is no good and that no one wants her.

Or........

Maybe there IS actually perfection in this world that I have been unwilling to see because I was too busy trying to be everything that everyone has always told me that I was supposed to be even though being those things hurt me and made me feel like less of a person because the decisions were no longer mine, but the desires of a nameless, faceless entity that was sent here to turn me away from the ideology that God made this world for me and my personal enjoyment and everything is here to serve that one very purpose. So, ultimately, maybe this woman was created solely for the purpose of being everything that I cannot be alone. Maybe she is the second part of the whole of me and I simply must have her near me in order to achieve the greatness that was meant for me.

I am hungry. I shall dine.

Her: I am about to call you but I wanted to say I am not technically breaking my promise.

Me: Uh, yeah, okay...

Prior Romance Lessons PART I, PART II, PART III, PART IV, PART V, PART VI, PART VII, PART VIII, PART IX, PART X, PART XI, PART XII, PART XIII, PART XIV, PART XV, PART XVI, PART XVII, PART XVIII, PART IXX, PART XX, PART XXI, PART XXII

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Well, It's Official, I Am Outta Here for a Month!!!

I anticipate looking like this every day for about 30 days, y'all. I deploy tomorrow to the top left of Mississippi and shall work my way back toward the middle. I'll try to keep up with what is going on with y'all and in the world, but who knows? I might meet the chick of my dreams in the Mississippi Delta. If I snag me one of those jewels, I can rest assured that she shall not stray too far from the couch and television, amirite?

I just wish it was a tad warmer!!!

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Remembering Peter Falk

With the passing of Peter Falk, another memory leapt into my mind. I met the guy!

Way back when Bryant Galleries was on Lakeland Drive, right across from Jackson Prep, Falk had a showing there. Carla and I went, met him, checked out his goods, and enjoyed the conversation. He seemed like a pretty good dude. And his artwork was much better than I anticipated, some pen and inks were actually stellar.

RIP, Peter Falk, you shall be missed, sir.

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BLACKFIVE: President Obama's Terrible Mistake

BLACKFIVE: President Obama's Terrible Mistake:

It has become impossible to ignore the fact that Obama is either a complete and total idiotic moron dumbass or either he is retarded. Pick one, there are no other choices.

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The Mannings SUCK, just like Ole Miss

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Document drop: ICE memos open another door to illegal alien amnesty-by-fiat

Michelle Malkin » Document drop: ICE memos open another door to illegal alien amnesty-by-fiat:

The Obama FAILboat continues to dive to the bottom. How stupid do you have to be to vote for a Democrat? Sandpoundingly stupid.

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The 20 Worst Cities for Stolen Cars - Yahoo! Autos

The 20 Worst Cities for Stolen Cars - Yahoo! Autos:

WOO HOO!!! Jackson, Mississippi has fallen to number 19. Harvey is making stuff happen, y'all!!! Or, it could be that anyone that owns a car or values their family has moved from Crime Central.

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Here Girl, This is How It’s Done - This is Photobomb

Here Girl, This is How It’s Done - This is Photobomb:

This made me laugh so hard, I almost threw up.

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Catching Up - A Day in the Life

I have come to the conclusion that when stuff goes awry in my life, I need to drop back and simplify the situation. This is pretty easy when you are not entangled with other folks, but it is increasingly hard the more folks you add to the mix.

And adding six point eight BILLION people to the mix makes things really, really difficult. Yes, that is the population of the entire world. Of that population, I actually WANT to associate with about 100 or 200 of them. The rest of those people need to go buy a freaking clue.

No, I do not want to associate with a single, solitary soul that thinks I should pay for their food or shelter. In other words, 90% of the planet.

Then, I can whittle the number of people that actually provide for themselves down by pointing to the fact that a huge number of those folks think that I should help pay for the other 90% to eat and get in out of the elements. Yeah, those that think they can appropriate MY money to others can eat a dick, too.

Remember when I kept saying that Obama was going to resign in June of this year? The vision that I had was that the dumbest human being in the United States was going to resign his office in June. I had no clue that there could ever exist an idiot so sandpoundingly stupid as to eclipse Barry Obama.

I. WAS. WRONG.

In the past two weeks, we have heard non-stop about one of our elected officials exposing his junk online. There is not a single intelligent person on Earth that doesn't think that Anthony Weiner should be dragged out in the public square and beaten with a tire-iron for doing that. There is no other respectable end product for behavior like that, folks. Face it, Weiner's defenders need to face the same end result that he faces. They should be fired, divorced, and ostracized. Where are the folks on the stupid side of the aisle screeching for his HEAD on a pike? Well, they are all covering up their own peccadilloes.

But, I said Obama was going to resign thinking that he was the dumbest politician, soooooo..... I should not be so rigid in my beliefs, y'all. Democrats never fail to lower the IQ barre on a daily basis.

I know that I continually bash the Idiot President at every turn, but when I am wrong about President Dipshit, I do admit it. Barry has finally gotten an accomplishment under his belt for the first time in his miserable failure of a long, long life. He is now in the Top Five Golfingest Presidents in History. And it only took him two and a half years, too! I actually heard on the radio yesterday that Obama has lied about being a 17 handicap as well. If that is true, I will eat the entire solar system. On national television. Wearing a Wonder Woman costume. There is no possible way that Barry Obama is a 17, he is HORRIBLE at golf and there are numerous videos to prove it, too. Maybe they meant a 37? And why would any respectable course allow this muni-hack to even play their course? Holy shit, watching him swing a stick is like watching a chick swing a club for the first time in her life.

Anyhoo, since May 2, the DJIA has lost a whopping 6.3 percent of its value. Mortgage foreclosures continue to increase, with a 13 month inventory of homes for sale. Unemployment is actually hovering around 25%, too. Inflation is continuing to explode as well. My industry will not return to pre-Democrat levels for quite some time. And those idiots on the Left still think that they have something to offer, too. That begs the question, "Why the Hell are architects pretty much all Democrats and 'Progressive' to boot?"

Because they are mostly artists that realize there is no money to made producing artwork. I have no idea why "creative people" actually believe the stupid shit they believe, but there seems to be a pattern developing...

Now, I would choose to associate with Henry Ford one thousand times more than Pablo Picasso. Does anyone wonder why? Well, it is because the inspiration and intelligence of Ford is so far above and beyond that of Picasso that it boggles the mind. Ford was ACTUALLY a creative person, by comparison, Picasso was not. And shocker of all shockers, Picasso was a fucking Communist. Granted, Ford hated Jews, but Picasso was a self-loathing Jew, which to me is much worse.

It is going to get worse the longer normal people and hard-working people keep putting up with the stupidity from the Left, folks. Stupidity like this asinine crap.

And here is the Sunday linkage that you so crave.

William Teach at The Pirate's Cove links me almost every Sunday and I have failed to return the favor in a proper fashion. I'll try to do better in the future.

And Dean at Nonsensible Shoes, now at a self-hosted url, links me too. Man, where are my manners?

Pat Condell on the asshattery of Islam.


Finally, it is Father's Day, today. Hug your Deddy and punch mine in the throat.


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Moonbattery: Sheila Jackson Lee Diverts Islamic Terror Hearings Into Attack on Christians

Moonbattery: Sheila Jackson Lee Diverts Islamic Terror Hearings Into Attack on Christians:

There is no such thing as an intelligent Democrat. And weird, of the 126 terror attacks or plots in the United States in the past two years, only ONE HUNDRED PERCENT were by Muslims. RAAAAACISM!!!

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Obama fan selling his hand-written Obama letter to avoid eviction. | IHTM

Obama fan selling his hand-written Obama letter to avoid eviction. | IHTM:

She's counting on there still being people DUMBER than her. Who would buy a letter from Obama for more than two dollars if not just for the humor value?

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PC LIBTARDS IN US COLLEGES - BE AFRAID, BE VERY AFRAID! | Angry White Dude

PC LIBTARDS IN US COLLEGES - BE AFRAID, BE VERY AFRAID! | Angry White Dude:

There is no logical way to ever support "Progressive" ideology in anything. Plus, you have to be a moron to be a "Progressive." Luckily, those people are pretty easy to spot.


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BasilsBlog.net: Flag Day, 2011

BasilsBlog.net: Flag Day, 2011:

Today is Flag Day.

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The Karmanist Manifesto: Dalai Lama says he’s a Marxist | IHTM

The Karmanist Manifesto: Dalai Lama says he’s a Marxist | IHTM:

Well, it makes sense now why all the shithead "Progressives" love this dude.

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Update: Stalled Projects / ABI April | ArchDaily

Update: Stalled Projects / ABI April | ArchDaily:

Those in the architecture industry continue to drink from the Fountain of Stupid. Congress needs to DO! something to get banks to start lending again!!11!!! I am so ashamed.



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More Stuff that Paul Likes

I posted a bunch of new links to cool stuff at the Paul Mitchell Design Tumblr.

If you want to build something like one of these, give me a shout out and we'll get you hooked up.

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How's Me and Mine - The Linkdump

In my life, when it rains, it freakin' POURS, dude.

Since February, my life has been embroiled in DRAMA. I have no clue what it is about me, but I am a damned drama magnet. I am tired of that, too, so I gathered up my manliness and ditched every piece of the drama. But, I have realized a bunch of stuff about myself in the process.

I still miss Carla. I never did get the chance to apologize to her for all of the shit that I caused in our lives by being a dumbass when I was younger. And I am still paying for that crap, too. Sometimes when the wind is right, I absolutely CRINGE over some of the stuff that I did when I was younger. Yeah, I got scars, but I am wanting to get them patched up now.

So, here is what I did. On Monday, I did everything in my power to get Jules communications back up and running. I had it working, too, until her dumbass brother tried to change some settings and I had to disable remote access to keep him from screwing up my server. That sent me to the freaking moon, not only because she gave the most insane, unstable human in the world access to my server, but that when I sent the original message that those comms were back working, I explicitly stated, "DO NOT SCREW WITH ANYTHING." That lasted a WHOLE hour. Seriously, his brain is so damned dense that refrigerator magnets pelt him in the head as he walks by. Nothing that a really good ass-whupping couldn't cure, but I am DONE with that shit.

So, I shut my whole heart and mind down to it. I went ahead and decided that I would never place any trust in anyone enough to allow them access to my business server. I think that I actually wrote a post about that, HERE. I guess that was my attempt at "Do as I say, not as I do." Trust, it is a big issue with me, sometimes.

Anyhoo, I decided to roll time back to 2003 when things were good. Before Carla was dead. Before I drank myself stupid for three years. When I had goals and my eyes on the ball.

Today, I headed out to take care of all of the business that I have neglected since 2004. I GOT A DRIVER'S LICENSE, AGAIN!!! Not only that, I put my sweetheart truck in the shop and bought that sweet thing a new intake manifold gasket, got her radiator all fixed up again, new thermostat, and the air conditioning fixed, too! I drove around this afternoon until my ears were frozen. No, I am never getting rid of that truck. Carla and I bought that in July of 1998 for my 34th birthday. I love it, too. Best vehicle that I have ever had, I have little hope that I will find another one better.

I still have a few things that I need to do to it, but another big development in Paulland is that I snagged a FEMA contract work to perform SDs. Yeah, I am going to be in the Mississippi Delta for most of the month of June, July, August, and maybe September. If you have never been in the Delta, it shall be HOT. I currently weigh about 160 pounds and anticipate a 25-30 pound loss. I'm looking forward to it, too.

I have some wonderful Mississippi River memories from way back when. I can only hope that the bad times kinda get washed away while I am WORKING!!! I know when Carla died the only thing that really kept me from losing my mind was the work. Ninety hours a week was not a big deal, the other 78 were spent drunk out of my mind. I am never doing that again, though.

Imma get through all this crap and come out on the other side a better, stronger, more determined person. Exactly what everyone HATES about me. And y'all, hit your knees tonight and pray for Jules, she needs it more than even she knows.

Do you know why Obama stutters like Mel Tillis? Because he is a GENIUS?

Obamanomics' Quantitative Easing is a monumental failure.

The best numbers ever for Obamanomics. Remember six years ago when we were telling everyone that Barry Obama was a moron? We told you so.

Better take that greeter job at the Wal*Mart. It ain't looking good for the future.

And if you want to know how stupid the people are that spend federal dollars, this oughta show you. (No, it is NOT about Weiner's wiener.)

But, this is good news for every man's wiener. And you know what? This is good for a man's wiener, too.

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Fanniegate: Gamechanger For The GOP? | Via Meadia

Fanniegate: Gamechanger For The GOP? | Via Meadia:

GAMECHANGER...

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» Déjà Vu: Another Congressman Bares Naked Torso (and More) for Online Pal - Big Government

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Weiner is a douchebag and should have resigned long ago.

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Skunkfeathers: On More Than A Wing and A Prayer

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Michelle Malkin » D-Day: 67th anniversary

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Left Coast Rebel: Educate Us, Mitt

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It is all too obvious, that someone needs to take a tube sock full of pennies UPSIDE Mitt Romney's head. Get gone, Mr. McCainiac Number Two.

IDIOT.

All Together Now, UNEXPECTEDLY...

Unlike most people, I enjoy telling folks, "I told you so." I have been saying this for years, Barry Obama is MORON. Not only has he never done anything to prove otherwise, but he has actually ramped up his attempts to prove me right.

Currently, the Dow is down this morning 122.15. That makes the loss since May 2, 2011 a whopping 684.9 or over five percent. 5.35% to be exact.

This was his awesomatic plan for the "recovery." Please keep in mind that Barry Obama is an idiot and has proven it without fail over the course of his nearly fifty years on the planet. He is an OLD IDIOT with a bunch of proof that he is an OLD IDIOT and will not change.

He gave a speech at the 2004 Democrat National Convention and he is not TOO black. Those are his accomplishments in life. Deal with it. He is not of stellar intellect, he is NOT so smart that he stutters like an idiot. He is simply, AN IDIOT. And anyone that does not know this by now, is also an IDIOT.

In case you are wondering, YES, gold is at 1544 an ounce this morning. The economic calamity is going to happen this month, UNLESS, the Federal Reserve starts dumping a shitpot of money into the four largest banks on Wall Street again in an effort to kick the can down the road until after the 2012 elections. By the way, THREE of those four biggest banks are about to get downgraded.

Well, well, well, look at what the best performing stocks are this year. Weird, huh?

Consumer confidence is at an all time low.

The economy is NOT growing. Quit lying.

Next year is going to be worse.

True unemployment numbers simply HAVE to be over twenty percent. Also, keep in mind that in a country of over 330 million people, less than 160 million people are in the labor pool and probably about 25% of those are unemployed. Add to that the around 50 million illegal Mexicans on welfare, and you now have the perfect economic storm.

Of course, to the national media, the KEY to Barry Obama's reelection hinges on employment and growing jobs. Please ignore the fact that all Barry and his folks have to say is that unemployment is at its lowest level in history, that people are making more money than they ever have, and the national media will print that. It makes no difference that those statements are categorically FALSE.

WAR seems to think that this Democrat induced depression will be worse than the first Democrat induced Great Depression.

Let's take a look at some of Barry Obama's economic stats since idiots elected one of their own.

Wonder what Obama's idea is for avoiding the jobs killing, poverty inducing economic ideology? MAKE. LESS. MONEY. Seriously?

A little known dude has entered the Presidential race. Did anyone ever think that there could be TWO guys named Mitt Romney? This guy is ideologically opposed to the other Mitt Romney though. Plus, they look a lot alike, too. Bizarre.

I told y'all early on in the 2008 race that I would not vote for The McCainiac and wound up doing it anyway because the Klan Party nominated the idiot Obama and I had no choice. I swear on my life, if the Republicans nominate either one of these Mitt Romneys, the big government one or the new limited government one, I will never vote for him even if someone gives me ten million dollars. Furthermore, if the Republicans nominate either one, I will never vote for a national Republican again in my lifetime.

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"This Is Your Friendly Goldman Sachs Prime Broker Margin Call" | zero hedge

"This Is Your Friendly Goldman Sachs Prime Broker Margin Call" | zero hedge: If it ain't nailed down, SELL IT!!!

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The End of the World is Nigh - Obamanomics Edition

It is the first of June and this is the month that I have continually said that Barry Obama could not survive. The media can no longer continue to cover up for his horrendous mistakes and over-reaching. We're done, folks. Let's go to the Obamanomic Big Board from a few minutes ago.

The top image is from the Dow Jones Industrial Average from the time that the Democrats took over DC in January 2007. Remember, the very first act of the Moronic Congress was to jack up minimum wage by nearly fifty percent over the next three Julys. George W. Bush signed that stupidity into law and the fall started.

Unemployment 'ASPLODED, too. As it always does. Never in history has raising a minimum wage done anything good and it has usually taken five to ten years to crawl back from that stupidity, but that was not the only tornado in the coffee cup.

No, in the Fall of 2008, the federal government started pumping money into the four largest banks on Wall Street to try to bring things back. Understand, those four banks did not dole that money out, they sat on it to try to weather the economic calamitous storm. Those money pumps did nothing other than raise the DJIA and almost make it back to the point it was before the minimum wage killed everything. Those money pumps gave the national media fodder to protect President Assclown Buffoon.

Now, QEII is coming to an end and over the last month, May 2011, the DJIA is DOWN almost three percent and is off the May 2 number by 376.87. CURRENTLY. The Federal Reserve can do one of two things. Either restart the money pumps and falsely keep things holding the appearance of stability, or let the market CRASH. Funny, Democrats, Liberals, and "Progressives" would say that pumping nearly 200 BILLION dollars a month into the market was good. Normal people could understand that doing that decouples the market from REALITY.

Check out what gold has done this morning. It is UP over 14 bits since yesterday afternoon. What is the percentage on that, folks? Check it, spot gold is 1548 an FREAKING OUNCE!!! When the Democrats took over DC in January 2007, spot gold was 605.10 an ounce. What is that percentage?

The fact remains that no matter what happens this Summer, it is not going to be good. The Fed will continue to manipulate currency in one way or the other, they have no choice. Maybe they will not call it, "Quantitative Easing," but it will be similar to that. Delaying the inevitable, folks.

Oddly, Europe is even worse off than the United States. And their problems are not going to end well, either. Understand, this is exactly what "Progressivism" does every time it is tried. EVERY. TIME.

Housing DONE. What little bit of gains in the housing market that came from bailing out the mortgage companies was erased in one month.

The number of people on Food Stamps sets a new record almost daily. Plus, did you know that corn futures keystoned in the last four months alone?

JP Morgan seems to think that their money pumps will not keep happening. I wonder what that does to their forecasts for the rest of the year?

Goldman's forecasts turned out exactly like we knew they would.

Jobs came in about one fourth of what was expected by morons on the left. All that needs to be done is to abolish minimum wage, but no one is going to do that. The idiots that make minimum wage cannot make the intellectual connection and the Democrats need more idiots to vote for them.

Do I blame Barry Obama for all of this happening? Of course not, Barry Obama is an idiot elected by more idiots. He does not possess the intellectual firepower to even understand what is going on, but I do HOPE that he has to take the punishment for it.

Again, President Obama is NOT going to survive this month. And good riddance to bad bullshit. HOPEfully, this is the final nail in the coffin of "Progressivism," too, but I do not think that it will be.

Things to do today: Plant a garden and buy some hogs.

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