Saturday, January 07, 2012

You ARE Going to Die - An Ode to Viagra

 *Insert uproariously funny dick joke here*

Since this is an election year, the really stupid people are trying to get out in front of the rout that Barry Obama and his Slavery Party rightly deserve.  The only thing that Barry has actually done since he was elected is destroy any chance of us ever having a decent medical services apparatus.  Oh, and make our country a laughing stock around the world.  Most people know this, but keep in mind, stupid people are stupid.  They cannot comprehend what has happened with our medical delivery system since ObamaCare was passed.

Oh, try to ignore the fact that in 2010, Barry Obama led the Democrat Party to the worst electoral defeat in history.

So, morons are coming out of the woodwork to try to convince their imbecilic brethren that Barry Obama has done something good.  Check it.

If you are a true masochist, click the image to see the stupidity full size.  You see, there is only one freaking thing worse than someone thinking that they can live forever, it is someone that tries to promote the idea that another can live forever.

What this woman actually accomplished was for another person to DIE, because she took resources from someone else.  Remember the "Progressive" ideology, for someone to get anything, another person has to get nothing or maybe it's everyone gets everything, shit I cannot remember what the Hell they believe this week.  You see, "Progressivism" teaches us that everything is mutually exclusive, yet NOTHING is mutually exclusive.  Yeah, I know, that seems contradictory because IT IS.  "Progressivism" is a contradiction in every way.  That is why only stupid people are "Progressive."

Now, in a normal person's mind, it goes something like this, "You know, since 1973, Democrats have made it increasingly more difficult to afford to go to the doctor, so I better set aside a bunch of money to accomplish that.  Let me put off taking out more student loans to go back to college to get a Ph.D. in advanced puppetry." 

In the mind of an idiot, like Barry Obama, it goes like this, "You know only poor people and people without a brain in their head will vote for me, so I better take a bunch of money away from normal people to help dumbasses live longer to go back to college to get their degree in advanced puppetry."

Oh, and since only normal people can understand the stupidity of trying to deplete the gene pool by allowing stupid people to live longer, therefore totally negating Darwinism and the Theory of Natural Selection, the powers that be continue to take money from the successful to give to the lowest dregs of humanity in existence.  Yes, there will always be more dumb people than smart people and that divide grows greater every second that "Progressives" are allowed to run our school system. 

No, I do not want this woman to die, but no matter what she does, she is going to die.  So,in order to stem the stupidity tide coming from "Progressives," we need to start asking the intelligent questions, "At what age do you want everyone to die?"  Obviously, they are too stupid to understand life EXPECTANCY and averages, but we already knew that.  Funny, you would think that since "Progressives" want stupid and poor people to live forever, they would go to the mat protecting the life of babies, because face it, babies are the dumbest people on Earth.  Hell, babies cannot even make a sammich!  AND!  They do not have any money at all.  Moron and broke-ass poor is by definition, "Progressive."

Here is what "Progressives" think about medical services, "Everyone, but people that work for every, little thing they have, who we call the 'RICH', should be able to afford to go to the doctor at any time for anything.  This includes getting free tattoos, genital piercings, ear plates, breast bags, liposuction, plus hair and nail extensions whenever we want them!  Except babies, they need to die all the time because we hate babies."

Now, let me see if I can summarize all of the "Progressive" ideology on a few topics.

Wages/Income: Raise the dollar amount of the paycheck of the lowest wage earner (least capable employee) to reduce the value of the person who makes more than minimum wage.  Hell, let's pay the least capable the very same amount as the smartest person at the company!

Education: Reduce the emphasis on mathematics, science, language, history, and philosophy so we can promote only skin color and sexual deviancy as the merits needed for advancement in school.  (President Barry Obama!)  Then, since the education received at the grade school levels is so poor that everyone has to go to college just to be able to read, let's start giving free money to people that want to be prison guards and need a four year degree to carry a baton to control prisoners or others that just want to rant and rave about "inequality."  Let's call that "Criminal Justice" and "Sociology," respectively.

Medical Services: Let's force employers to cover bushy eyebrows and yellow fingernails in the attempt to make everyone pretty and so everyone can have the "self-esteem" necessary to expect everything to be handed to them.  At the same time, let's give a bunch of free food to everyone and never expect them to accomplish anything to receive that free food.  OH!  While we're at it, let's give them free satellite tee-vee so they can sit around and watch stupid "Progressive" shows all day long while they are sitting on their ever-expanding fat asses.  Then, let's cough up our skulls about the "epidemic" of OBESITY!!!

Military: Who needs one?

Summary: It appears that in order to adhere to the tenets of "Progressivism," one has to revert to the culture, society, and intelligence of the Middle Ages or prior historical eras.  Not only that, everyone must die at the very same time.

Now, I said all of the above to say this, you are going to die no matter how much of my paycheck you commandeer to pay for lessers to live longer than my bank account.  Quit taking my money to waste on stupid stuff, dipshit.  And what does this have to do with Viagra?  Well, Viagra is one of the best selling drugs of all time and received no government money to be developed.  Success or the very opposite of "Progressivism?"  You betcha and you got WOOD.

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