Friday, November 30, 2007

Vote Me Up A Whale Name - Only Part Ever (2)

Since Two Dogs is now a Tongan, I felt it necessary to tell him what that means.

Tonga is Austornesian for "South". Which means the island is called the island of the south and the natives are known as, you guessed it, "Southerners". The island is located somewhere between Hawaii and New Zealand , but south of Fiji and Samoa. Their government is a monarchy, but they are active participants in the UN--but then so does every other underdog that doesn't have any "commie" ties. The national sport is Rugby, which if you do some word play you get Rub Gy(G-UY) and you can understand Two Dog's apparent attraction to such a gay sport-- and their national past time is whale watching, which is probably the most exciting and active sport in the world!