I have to admit that the only thing that left my attention still erect was the infamous comment by Obama about his very first visit with President Bush:
The two men shook hands and then, according to Obama, Bush turned to an aide, who squirted a big dollop of hand sanitizer in the president's hand.
Bush then offered some to Obama, who recalled: "Not wanting to seem unhygienic, I took a squirt."
I pulled this little blurb from FOX News. Apparently the writer has a sense of humor that even I can appreciate.
One thing that should never come from a straight man's mouth while commenting about a meeting with a fellow straight man, is the word "squirt." That's just wrong on so many levels.
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10 comments:
Uhm...TwoDogs...my new friend: "One thing that should never come from a straght mans mouth"...spell check is your friend and "mans" should be man's (possessive)...I'm just sayin' - you dogged my liberal commenter friends, I had to go there! ;)
Tully, I didn't post this, Bean did. She is a chick.
Tully,
Maybe TD was right to dog your liberal friends. :) Apparently they don't teach liberals to read the entire post before running to "stick it to da man". Just sayin :)
By the way, I used spellcheck and it didn't catch it. =P
TWO AUTHORS ON ONE BLOG...who do you think you are, Auburn??? :)
That was funny. And please, we refer to Auburn as Da Barn on this here blog.
Wait, when did you go to Da Barn and what's your certificate in? One of my best friends is a Barnalum.
My Orange and Blue days were from ’91 to ’95 and I left as a Chemistry/Pre-Pharmacy Major…transferred to A(rizona)SU, when I got there HATED their Chemistry department with a passion, left school to become (gasp) a flight attendant, realized what a colossal mistake that was and went back to ASU and switched majors to Communication – 10 years later, I graduated…but like Tommy Boy says…”lots of people graduate in ten years” (they are usually called doctors, but hey, at least I finished)!
The Nation, my buddy, was there at the same time, but he was Finance. Auburn ain't that big, what y'all got about 200, maybe 300 folks there?
By way of comparison, I graduated from Mississippi State, whom I refer to as "We Suck." So, I am all too aware of Auburn's pluses and minuses.
Go SEC!
Amen, brother!
Hearing about two dudes offering each other squirts in the Oval Office....Bean/TD, you is so right...that is soooooo wrong...
*note I didn't spellcheck or bother wid my tenses...*
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