Wednesday, June 01, 2005

Mean Ol' Meany's Relationship Help-Line

Ever since I started this blog, I have been getting more and more requests for advice on how to do various things. While I am knowledgeable in a vast multitude of areas; relationships, marriage, and self-help remain weaknesses. I noticed that one of my colleagues seemingly had the perfect advice for any given circumstance in these areas, so I asked him if he would like to contribute to my effort to save lives and enhance everyone's living experience. He readily agreed.

From this point on, every Thursday will be the day for all of y'all to "Ask Dr. Akeith".

At your Service


Simply e-mail your questions, dilemmas, conundrums, or queries to meanolmeany(at)gmail.com and Dr. Akeith will publish his answer here. Please don't thank me, thank Dr. Akeith for his unselfish and committed devotion to helping you with your problems.

And for those that are curious about Fiddy's lyrics, the Pineapple Boy translates for you. This guy is good and never fails to make me laugh. Go there RIGHT NOW after you e-mail Dr. Akeith.

UPDATE: We are getting inundated with e-mails for Dr. Akeith. I had no idea that this would generate as much action as it had. Dr. Akeith and I have decided to expand the Help-Line to almost everyday, starting next Monday. You sick, sick people.

UPDATE SQUARED: It seems that Dr. Akeith has picked up some major props on IMAO. Thanks, Harvey! Welcome to Frank J. and friends....
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7 comments:

Nzyme said...

Pepto-Bismol pink, eh? Well, he can cure a stomachache just by looking at him!!

Two Dogs said...

Oh, and Nzyme, this is serious. Akeith has the best advice you can imagine. He is the best of the best.

Pam said...

Is he board certified like Dr. Phil?

Two Dogs said...

Not necessarily, but he can sing like Barry White and dance like Gregory Hines. Surely that counts for something.

Two Dogs said...

Oh, and Nzyme, this is serious. Akeith has the best advice you can imagine. He is the best of the best.

Nzyme said...

Pepto-Bismol pink, eh? Well, he can cure a stomachache just by looking at him!!

Pam said...

Is he board certified like Dr. Phil?

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