WMD's in Iraq and Book Sales

There has been much said about former CIA guys flapping their gums about a briefing with Colin Powell regarding weapons of mass destruction. Bean even had a conversation with a fellow LT just last night about this topic.

HERE's what the Hell I'm talking about. Apparently, Tyler Drumheller, a former CIA officer, thinks that this is going to sell some of his books. Methinks that there is more to this story than meets the eye. And just keep in mind that this is from the Wapo.

And just to touch on the subject, every European nation that was involved with the "yellowcake" investigation still believes the story to be true. Remember, Joe Wilson was the only human in existence that thinks there was no attempt to purchase the yellowcake. And he is so dense that refrigerator magnets fly into his head when he is in the kitchen.

Now, I gotta do a little Colin Powell defending even if he is for killing the unborn. If you think for one second that Powell is a traitor or liar, you probably think that Saddam was completely honest about what they were up to in Iraq. In my mind, that makes you seriously unstable. Folks, we're talking about Colin Powell, the LAST Boy Scout.

Anyhoo, if you still think that Iraq was upfront about weapons, why in the name of mortal Hell do you think that they were burying planes in the desert? Do you think that it was to keep them clean?

And if it took us around twelve weeks to find something as large as multiple frigging attack jets, how long do you think that it will take to find vials of chemical and biological weapons?

Personally, I don't think that we will ever truly know exactly what was going on until one of the murdering thugs in Saddam's government actually attempts to release some of those bad things into a crowded subway, but I hope that I'm wrong.

Oh, Good Lord!

Some of you may remember my post from February about the dog barking at the Iraqi prisoners at Abu Ghraib. HERE. Well, it seems that the dog handler has been convicted of a crime. More HERE. Big doggie barked at me........You big tough terrorist, you want a damn shawl and a purse?

More Torture for Iraqis

Man, that torture just keeps on happening. Can you believe that we actually got a dog to BARK at a terrorist? Have we no shame at all?









That's all I have to say.

Hat-Tip: Stop the ACLU

Blinder Removal Machine

It has come to my attention that there are some people who are unfortunate enough to actually think that there is nothing good going on this world and that is disturbing here at Your One-Stop Shop of Information. If you have any needs, let us know.

Take your blinders off or continue to be misinformed.

George Bush is Satan!

Those Damn Joooooos!

(Hat-Tip: Nickie Goomba)

Just Out of Curiosity: A Parenting Lesson from Two Dogs

All the Left-Wing sites keep screaming in their little girl voices that we should get the Hell outta Iraq. The question that I have is this: "If there are bad people (The Islamic Terrorists) killing innocent folks (Mom and Pop Iraqi), do you just leave those innocents to fend for themselves?" (Remember according to the Leftists, just under eleventy bazillion innocent people have been killed by our military and it's KKKarl Rove's fault)

This is just a No-Brainer for the adults, but dammit the kids keep whining, "Are we there, yet?" Sometimes you just gotta smack their little bottoms and tell them to shut-up.

This Just Says It All

I stole this straight from e-Claire. I don't know the history and I am too damn lazy to check on it right now. It says it all for me. I ain't no appeasing, panty-wearing, surrender monkey.

Cough up your skulls, Splodeydopes*.

And here's what everyone's favorite liberal has to say. Despite our obvious differences, I don't think that he is stupid. Which is saying alot for me.

*Splodeydopes was a term that I saw at Vince Aut Morire, I don't know if Eric coined the term, but I sure as Hell like it. And will continue to use it until you want to kill me. (If you don't already, Rahim.)

KKKarl and Plame Again

Okay, I was not completely aware of the law that Splodeydopes were saying that KKKarl broke. Did you know that it only applies to covert agents that have been undercover in a foreign country in the last five years?

Plame has been desk-bound in the CIA building for the last nine frigging years. She's a paper-pusher. Okay, I understand that Leftists think that the law can be manipulated for any reason that makes Chimpy look bad, but come on!

Geeeeeeeez, shut the Hell up already.

(Hat-Tip: William Teach at Pirate's Cove)

UPDATE: HERE is a link to the legal definition of a "Covert Agent" from the law that y'all think was broken. Get this: NO LAW WAS BROKEN, SPLODEYDOPES! Find something else to bitch about. Thanks again, Teach.

UPDATE AGAIN: And quite possibly the funniest post about KKKarl can be found HERE.

United We Stand

Gribbet of Stop The ACLU fame has asked the bloggers from the States to fly the Union Jack to show our support of our allies from Great Britian, as the latest country to be attacked by the Islamic Terrorists.

We join you in your righteous anger directed towards the terrorists and this strenghtens our resolve to finish the job on the War on Islamic Terrorism. May they burn in Hell for their crimes toward humanity.

UPDATE: Scott McCollum at IMAO has a pretty good post detailing the absolute misreporting done on the War on Islamic Terrorists in Iraq. Check it out.

Just As Ordered!

When I arrived home today, my "Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy" (not from Beth, but I wouldn't mind receiving something from her, please quit blocking my e-mails) Packet was in the mailbox discussing my immediate need to address the KKKarl Rove situation. I have scoured the web to find all pertinent information (I went to Google News) regarding this topic. I read three (3) whole articles and came to my conclusions. It took me five minutes, what I don't so for y'all. This is what I have found.....

No one cares at all about this. If KKKarl had actually created a sign saying that Valerie Plame was a covert CIA operative, you STILL have no grounds to impeach President Bush. Again, and again, and again, (keep repeating "again" until you puke) the Left simply refuses to put forth ONE idea on how to solve any problems that they squeal about. (I know not to end a sentence that way, Pam, but simply don't care right now)

On to the Valerie Plame thing. I have serious problems with the thought that KKKarl "outed" Plame. When not even the source of the newspaper article says that it was KKKarl, I'm guessing that it wasn't. Splodeydopes are silly.

Let's look at the FACTS of this little matter just so you can sleep at night. Joe Wilson was one of the many low-level diplomats that feed at the largesse trough of our government. For crying out loud, he was the United States ambassador to Gabon. Where? Yea, me too, so I did what I do, I Googled the damn thing. Laughed until I almost cried, I did. It seems that the current president is President BONGO. Nah, I couldn't make that up.

We have an ambassador to President BONGO-land. Crap, that's where all my money goes. (To pay ambassadors, if not to BONGO-land literally)

Wilson was sent to South Africa by his wife's bosses at the CIA to "investigate" the purchase or attempt to purchase of yellow-cake uranium by Saddam. He was not paid for this trip, but the government picked up the tab (MY DAMN MONEY) and he produced NO REPORT. He simply went to Africa, hung around for a little while, and came back home. Upon arrival, he rolled up in a Congessional subcommittee meeting and proudly proclaimed, "Nope, Saddam didn't try to buy anything."

What no one appears to be noticing is that President Chimpy McHitlerburton did not hear a word that Little Joe said and did not receive a report from him. Bush listened to the British Government and took their advice on the yellow-cake matter.

When Little Joe heard Bush state on television that the British Government had told our government that Saddam was trying to buy this yellow-cake, Joe Wilson wrote an editorial in the New York Times saying that Bush had lied. Check it, I did.

What this whole situation is about is this: Joe Wilson is a dumbass. Valerie Plame is a low level paper-pusher for the CIA and Leftists interpret the law with a broad brush when regarding Republicans. You see, Leftists are not winning elections, Republicans are. Rather than producing any ideas for anything, Leftists must try to break down support for Republicans because then you HAVE to vote for Democrats.

Please, please make it stop. Have Howard Dean come out and say this; "Our party has tried to garner support for our candidates to no avail. We have attempted to smear good people for no other reason than to win elections. We have come to realize that this is the dumbest idea that anyone has ever produced. From this day forward, we will actually try to build our party by revealing ideas for solving the problems that plague our country. We are also aware that there is no way that you will vote for us based solely on our ideas, so we are taking the platform from the Republican party and making it our own. From this day forward we shall be known as the 'Us Too' party."

Oh, and KKKarl, keep up the good work, buddy. Tell Chimpy that I said "Hello".

Improving Administration Responses

The question placed to all those in the Alliance this week is this: How should the White House respond to incredibly stupid accusations at press conferences?

The Two Dogs Response:

I have always been told that the only stupid question is the one that is not asked. Recently the Washington press corps has proven that old saw to be factually incorrect.

It seems that the whacked-out Leftists in Congress have allegations comparing our military and their POW camps to Soviet Gulags and to the crimes perpetrated by Nazi Germany. While most Americans see this as ridiculous, the press corps continually asks the White House about these charges. Treasonous? You betcha.

The Bush administration should deal with these splodeydopes just a tad more harshly in my never-to-humble opinion. I believe that a few of our most talented soldiers should be assigned to re-adjust these asinine questions into words that are more respectful of this country's men and women in uniform.




'Nuff said?

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Moon-Bats and Splodeydopes*

As usual, the Left is still going nuts. I wish that we did possess a viable two party system in this country, but I guess that will be a long time coming.

It seems that the "No War For Oil" Party is still trying to gin up some kind of popular support for the suppression of votes in Ohio. I can just see the placards now. Criminy, will just one adult come forward in the Democrat Party? Please, just one, y'all are getting embarassing.




Why? No intelligent person can figure it out. Why will the Left not try to develop some kind of policies to correct what they see as wrong? In my never to be humble opinion, it's because there are no people left in the party that have free thoughts running around in their brain. "What are we supposed to say today that lets the rest of the world know that we hate the United States too?"

Joe-6-Pack clears up all of the Ohio Vote stupidity. Scroll down, the Leftists are trying to hijack his site, like they can actually read.

*Splodeydopes was a term that I saw at Vince Aut Morire, I don't know if Eric coined the term, but I sure as Hell like it.
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Hey, We Ain't Torturing Nobody, SHUT UP!

I'm sick of folks in our country saying how evil Americans are. If you believe that, I'm guessing that you live in the wrong place.

We are the good guys, and you cannot dispute it. Just shut up, what you are doing is not one of those freedom of speech things. Read THIS by Dr. Rusty Shackleford at The Jawa Report.

UPDATE: I guess this post was a little ambiguous in its content so I will elaborate. We are at war. During times of war, there are things known to the vast majority of people as "Prisoners of War". This has gone on since before the beginning of historical time. When you capture one of the enemy, you DO NOT put him on trial. You do not send him back home to rejoin the fight unless in a prisoner swap, and you follow the Rules of Engagement set by a multitude of different laws or morals.

That said, the prisoners held at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba NEVER followed the rules. They did not wear uniforms, they did not fight on a battlefield, and they harmed women and children. They are NOT soldiers, they are terrorists or friends of terrorists. Furthermore, they are receiving medical care, food, shelter, water, and are allowed to pray and we even bought them their Holy Book. For heaven's sake, they have it better there than they did in their own country.

At some point, the few that are braying loudly about our mistreatment of these prisoners of war must at least come forward and say what they want us to do with them. If they want us to release them, then they want our soldiers to die. It's that simple. If they want us to take PRISONERS OF WAR and try them in our courts, it is a violation of everything that has happened in war ever in the history of mankind. In essence they want US to violate the rules. That makes them traitors to their cause.

If you honestly believe that our country is violating the Geneva Convention, then maybe you should check out the rules set down by the convention. Simply put, they do not apply here. If you think that our troops are torturing these prisoners, then maybe you need to check your definition of torture.

Listen, tee-teeing on a book ain't torture. Turning the air conditioner down really low has just gotta suck, but it is not torture either. If these prisoners were thinking people, they would realize that they are going to get exactly what they dish out.

And now with that said, I will say this, the Democrats are NOT supporting our war effort. That means that they are NOT supporting our troops. This has always been the case ever since this war started. Supporting the troops means voting to give the money to armor-up the vehicles our guys use. It means sending them whatever they need to do their job and get their asses back home in one piece.

I could not care less if you think that the war is justified. It is going on right now. That is etched in stone. Get behind the war effort or shut the Hell up. If you speak up and say "No War For Oil!", you sound ridiculous, but it's the same as wanting the other guys to win. We are at war, root for our side, dammit.

Backing our troops also means understanding that there WILL be one or two incidents of soldiers making mistakes and doing something that seems wrong to us, but at the time, the soldiers were trying to save their own lives and the lives of their buddies. And these mistakes are always going to happen, it's a damn war. These soldiers are not evil, they made mistakes in the heat of battle.

Guess what, war kills people and breaks things. I know that ain't good and maybe that's why William Sherman said all those profound things about war for that one little reason.

The reason I said to just shut up is because everything the left has done in the past few months has worked against their cause. I am screaming this to try to tell y'all that what you are trying is stupid, you are not winning converts to your side, you are turning people away from you. It's stupid.

Okay, one more point. Democrats, when you come up with an idea, and it seems like a good one, just pick the other side and you will be on the side of the vast humongous majority of your country. Do this enough and you will stop looking so foolish. I've said this once before, I want the Democrat Party to become a viable option again. But, listen to me, please, you are on the wrong side of damn near every issue that is facing our country right now. Just shut up and let the adults handle things for a while.

UPDATE AGAIN, DAMMIT KELLY: Kelly has pointed out another little tidbit that I need to address. Our military caught these guys. George McHitlerburton and Dick Vader didn't. I believe our military, if you don't, I'm sorry.

FINAL UPDATE: Gun-Toting Liberal addresses this SAME ISSUE. And he's a liberal, hence the name.

LAST FINAL UPDATE: Pam Meister, as usual, has a great POST kicking Kos' ass about his stupidity.

Sorry, I could only make it to the P's on my blogroll tonight. Yeah, I know I suck.
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Life in the Factory

I spent the majority of my morning at a chicken processing facility in the backwoods in Mississippi. The people that run this plant are the backbone of our American society and it makes me proud to be associated with down-home folks such as these. Which begs the issue, do the people in Iraq have the intestinal fortitude to create the environment that we have in this country? I say yes.

Pray for the people in Iraq to see the light at the end of the tunnel, and let's hope it's not a freight train.