My Apologies to TSUN (I was wrong!)

I just wanted to take the opportunity to apologize to my friends from TSUN. I have trash talked y'all unmercifully since I was about four years old. I picked We Suck to win the Battle for the Golden Egg by seventeen points this year. I made that call back in July, not because We Suck was so very good (because they aren't), but because TSUN was so very bad.

(BUT, WE WON RECRUITING THIS YEAR!!11!1!!!)

Last night we learned exactly how bad TSUN is. Bo Wallace, the Junior "quarterback" for TSUN, had a whopping 18.2 QBR. Seriously. TSUN's offense crossed midfield but three times, once only to the 48 yard line. The two trips to the RED ZONE netted one field goal because TSUN missed like a 26 yarder or something.

The Four Letter continually referred to TSUN's "high powered" offense this year because you have to be an insaniac to work at The Four Letter. Get this, TSUN is ranked 28th and 43rd in passing and rushing, respectively. We Suck is ranked 55th and 48th. H-U-G-E difference, huh? Last night, they combined for the yardages that each team was averaging per game. Great job.

Now, about We Suck. If I had the power, Dan Mullen would have been given his final check midway through the second quarter (of the Oklahoma State game!!!). This dude was brought to We Suck to bring the offense. HO-LEE SHEE-IT!!! We Suck has less than 3000 yards passing on the year.

Finally, I am already predicting the score from next year's match-up in Klansingtonville between TSUN and We Suck. We Suck by fourteen.

Oh yeah, CROOM!!!

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Sunday Morning Quarterback**

Since there is virtually no FEAR of Andy publishing Sunday Morning Quarterback™ today, I decided that I would.

In case anyone is NCAA College Footbaw illiterate, I shall explain that the Bowl Championship Series doesn't publish a Final Poll after the Bowling. Their job is done before the silly season starts. In fact, the BCS ends immediately following the World Championship Game that is held every year in Atlanta.

So, we have to crank up the Cray 36,000 and cipher all this crap ourselves to show everyone how far SUPERIOR the SEC actually is.

It is an easy thing to place Auburn at NUMBER ONE. They went undefeated in the SEC. That should be an automatic NUMBER ONE ranking across all polls. This year is equally solid by having the Heisman Winner, Cameron Newton on the Plainsmen.

After the number one, though, things are not so solid. TCU played ZERO ranked teams. They won against a Big 10(11)(12) team in their bowl game. That does nothing for me toward ranking them up top. The fact that there were three first place votes in the APee, and one in the USA poll, kinda makes me believe that there are at least three people in college footbaw that are too dangerous to be allowed in public.

Then Oregon and Stanford. Again, Oregon played one ranked team and beat them and that was Stanford. Stanford played one ranked team and LOST. Plus, Oregon's strength on offense was their HUGE 335.9 yards per game rushing. In the game against The Barn, Oregon gained SEVENTY-FIVE yards. Plus, Auburn made two minor mistakes in that game that cost them two touchdowns. The score should have been at least 34-19 for The Barn.

Stanford lost to Oregon. Feh.

tOSU lost to Wisconsin that lost to TCU who played NO ONE.

Then we have Boomer Sooner. True, they lost two games, but the two they lost were to ranked teams that lost in the Big 12 circle, too. I just do not discount those losses because they ultimately matter and Boomer went on to beat another ranked team in the Big 12 Championship Game.

So let's look at this thing like people that understand mathematics, mmmmkay?

Auburn is number one with no doubt, even though there are morons that voted instead for TCU.

Oklahoma is number two because of SOS and their W-L in the only other legitimate conference DIVISION, the Big 12 SOUTH.

Then LSU, Alabama, Arkansas round out the top five.

Oregon is SIXTH in the REAL MATHEMATICALLY DONE Poll.

Oh, and in case you are color blind and cannot understand the chart, the SEC finished the year with SIX ranked teams, after 84% of the conference went bowling. The Big 12 comes in second with five ranked teams, ACC is third with four, Big 10(11)(12), which is going to change to the Big (?) this fall, is fourth with three, then the PAC-10 and the WAC (WTF?) tie with two, and then all the other loser conferences fall in line.

Oh, did I mention that since the start of the BCS, there have been thirteen BCS Championship Games? Of these 13 games, an SEC team has been to seven of them. Five different teams have represented the SEC. The SEC is 7-0 in the BCSCG and has won the last five.

The SEC is undefeated in the BCSCG and there is no other conference that even has a winning record in the same game. Weird, huh?

Now, is there ANY debate topic left to mention or did I sufficiently PROVE that the SEC is best conference in all of college footbaw?

By the way, The We Suck MSU Bulldogs finished the year at number 15 and prison raped Michigan in the Gata Bowl. What is up with that?

** Remember to send Andy a message about how much he slacked off on the SMQ this past season.

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And a Happy 2011 to YOU, from Your MoM

I have the round-up of awesome posts pretty much ready, but I do NOT want to publish it today. Not because it is a Saturday, but since it is COLLEGE FOOTBAW Bowl DAY!!!

WE BE CROOMING!!!

Enjoy the games, folks. If you want to sneak another Best of YOU post in, you better get it done today, because the Your MoM's Family 2010 Best of Posting post goes up first thing Monday morning.

Love ya, mean it,

YOUR MOM.

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College Gameday Week 13 - That's a Wrap!!!

*As always, click the images to see them larger than life.*

Dude, I sure hope you did not play my picks or took my advice to go whole hog the other way. You were warned, man.

Let's wrap this one up, I did my normal SUCK, too.

I took Vols at -2.5 and over 58.5. Got the winner, missed the O/U.

On the Geaux Tigers +3.5 and over 54. Lost the winnah and a toss or a push (whichever) on the O/U.

Da Gates +2.5 and under 51. Missed the winner and nailed the O/U, using the push, we got a double. Really, I had no feel for the Criminoles. Did Bobby Bowden DIE or something?

On We Suck laying 3 with the under 54. Picked the winnah and another toss or push on the O/U.

I had 'Cocks -2.5 and over 45. Got the winner, missed the O/U, so minus two on the O/U with a push.

On Wake v. Vandy, I had Vandy -5 and over 49.5. Missed both. Where the Hell did that Wake Forest team come from? They were 3-9 in the ACC!

I had UGA -13 and over 56.5. Lost the spread and got the over.

Let's add 'em up. Three winnahs, three losers, minus one O/U. So for me, A STELLAR DAY!!!

On the College Gameday hits and traffic...

Every week this season, we were on the very first page of Google for "College Gameday" and the date. Usually number one or two. Today was the first time that this NEW number one showed up. We beat The Four Letter more often than not, too. So, our little College Gameday family is beating out the OWNER of the "College Gameday" brand on Teh Google. How are we doing this?

ESPN uses too much Flash on the College Gameday page and no embeds in that Flash. Of course, theirs is a rock solid position because they own the BRAND. We have leeched off of them and done very, very well doing it, too. At the very top on Teh Google for the entire year. Much can be said about this Blogger hosted blog hanging with them for the Google searches.

Now, on to the Bing rankings. I have just now started playing with Bing and I am utterly underwhelmed with their SERPs. Just because I am not pleased doesn't mean that there are not people running Bing exclusively, so I have to get better at those searches.

How do I accomplish that obviously IMPOSSIBLE task? Look at their results! Hockey is first, basketball is second, BC v. Syracuse is third...I mean, that is just BULLSHIT results, folks. Let's be serious, they are terrible. Still, last weeks post IS on the first page, right above BC and Syracuse AGAIN! Does Bill Gates own those colleges or something? There is not a single RANKED team on the very first page of the Bing results. How the Hell does that happen?

Well, now we have to wait until next weekend's National Championship Game to see which SEC team plays in the Silly Bowl against the Oregon Owls (or are they the Utes, I dunno, really)?

Next Saturday, the USC 'Cocks will battle The Barn WarPlainTiggles (I can never remember what they are) for the Division I college championship. 'Cocks are 9-3 and The Barn is undefeated. 'Cocks did play The Barn pretty good earlier in the season, but I really am impressed with the Professional Quarterback that plays for the Plainsmen.

As it stand now, I like The Barn and want them to win, too.

Oh, and thanks, Corch Croom, you really came through for us today at We Suck!!!

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College Gameday - Week 13 - November 27, 2010 (UPDATED!!!)

UPDATE: Since today is the day after African American Friday, do not forget to get the people that you really care about their SEC jerseys for Christmas. You do not want your family to HATE you, do you?

Dude, I almost forgot to post this College Gameday! No FREAKING way! If you are looking for The Four Letter's Circus Clown Posse, they are actually at a FREAKING footbaw game!!! Remember there are only one point five (1.5) conferences that are legitimate championship conferences, the SEC and the Big 12 South. Kirker Streeter Herber's Moron Mafia is at Boone Pickens Stadium, Okiehomie for the Cowboys and the Indians Sooners game. This is a Big 12 South game, in case you are stuck watching PAC-10 footbaw and do not know anything about Division I footbaw. Worse, if you are stuck watching Boise State footbaw, and have no clue how the game is played by the males of the human species, turn on the color television set and find this game. It might terrify you, so keep some ridiculously blue GAYNESS in your vicinity for homo-comfort. (Please keep in mind, just because you are a sissy, it doesn't mean that you have to always BE a sissy.)

My game picks are below the scoreboard, and I am a stellar 0-36 on the season. Please read my picks and then go whole hawg the other way. It would be nice when you become a multi-millionaire betting against me if you sent along some of your windfall. Mind your manners, Colonel Rube...



Dude, the lines are changing like crazy today. I really cannot get a true reading, but as I write, the line is what I see. I have never seen the boards do this as crazy-ass nutz crazy.

First game out, The Barn at Bammer. I cannot find the line or the over, so just pick The Barn to win 28-27. Use that score exactly and I think that you will be pleasantly surprised. For some reason, the sports books just do not want to fund this game, maybe they are just too skeered.

UK at Rocky Top. Da Owange is -2.5 O/U is 58.5. Rocky Top has a chance to go bowling if they pull this one off. Look for them to do it, UT and the OVER.

Geaux Tigers (#5) at Hawgs (#12). Hawgs are -3.5 and the O/U is 54. There is a Duck-Line at Hawgs -5, too. I have always thought that home field advantage meant something, but obviously Begas is just not on the Geaux Tigers. But, I am all-in on the Geaux Tigers with the over. Look for the Hawg's Big Tex (How gay is that nickname?) to play for the PRO-MONEY and have a good day unless the Tigers knock him the FUCK out.

Da Gates at Da Criminoles. Gates +2.5? I am unsure of how good the Criminoles are because this is their only game of the year. The O/U is 51 and that is just weird because I cannot imagine the Gates scoring 51 points. Do the Criminoles even have scholarship athletes? Why do Flarda Gates schedule someone that only plays one game a year? Weird. Da Gates and the under. In related news, Jenn Sterger was a walk-on linebacker at Criminoles. She has pictures of BrittFarr's PENIS.

We Suck at Knee-grow Bears. The West Dawgs are minus three and the O/U is 54. Let's just say, Dawgs and the under. I really cannot pick this game, just like all the other games.

'Cocks at Clemson. USC -2.5 O/U 45. With the 'Cocks as the East Champs, I think that this game might be closer than folks think. Why would 'Cocks Corch Spermier play folks and get them hurt in a game that doesn't matter? 'Cocks and the over, anyway.

BYE at Vandy. Really, it is Arnold Palmer against Vandy which seems like a pretty good match-up. Palmer is +5 and the O/U is 49.5. Arnie is actually eighty one years old, so I do not look for him to perform too well. Look for Palmer to lose and Vandy to run up the score if they can.

GayTech v. UGA. Can this actually be right? UGA -13 and O/U 56.5? REALLY? Anyhoo, this game is for bowling rights for UGA. Pick the East Dawgs and the over.

And today, please Corch Croom, bring some CROOMIN' to the We Suck West Dawgs. We N-E-E-D this one. We NEED it.

College Gameday!!!

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Today on Your MoM

For the twelfth week in a damned row, Your MoM has led Teh Google for "College Gameday + date." We are perfect for the season. Yes, we have led The Four Letter every week for that search and it is totally organic, as well. I have not manipulated anything at all on those posts.

Also, I was asked what the hell I was talking about with the Search Box. I made a custom search for Teh Google shortly after I started this blog. It is a totally html search box, too.

I started to get jumpy with all the changes that Teh Google is making lately, so I built yet another search box for us to use. If you load Your MoM and scroll down quickly, you can see the new box slowly loading. If you choose the lower search box and hit "Search," the results load right below the box. Try it, I think that it is pretty cool.

Are the We Suck Dawgs still winning? I cannot look.

Help us, Croom-y Wan, you're our only hope.

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College Gameday - Week 12 - November 20, 2010 (UPDATED!!!)

No, seriously, I had to keep going back to the Moron Four Letter to keep checking to see if I was right. There is just no way that College Gameday can be in Chicago for the Illinois v. Northwestern game. Even those MORONS are not that freaking stupid. Nope, they are. Illinois is 5-5 and Northwestern is 7-3 and they are both in the Big 10(11)(12). No seriously, I am not kidding. That is where College Gameday is today.

COLLEGE GAMEDAY SUCKS!!! By the way, look for a HUGE shocker in the game breakdowns below. A HUGE SHOCKER!!!

SCOREBOARD MOVED TO NOVEMBER 27, 2010.

WAIT! Do we have three teams with BYES this week? Well, I see that the NUMBER ONE The Barn is off this weekend (will they fall out of the Top Ten for not playing?), UGA is off this weekend, and UK is sitting at home getting ready for their final game with Rocky Top that (Thank you, Lord) is AWAY!!!

At 12:21, Troy and his bitchin' Trans-Camaro rolls into Columbia to face the 'Cocks. In case you were unaware, Troy lurves the 'Cocks. USC is laying 22.5 with the O/U at 57.5. Look for the 'Cocks to mushroom tattoo Troy and achieve the OVER.

At 12:30, we have App State at Da Gates. Since Flarda is not a Big 10(11)(12) team, look for this game to be unexciting. The line is Flarda -24, O/U is somewhere around 64.5. Flarda and the OVER.

The 3:30 game pits African American Bears at Geaux Tigers. This game in a normal year would almost be a pick-em, but the Klan sucks so hard and so fast this year that Geaux Tigers are favored by 15 with the O/U at 51. LSU has to know that this game is really important even though Klansingtonville is DEAD LAST in the West and is the only team in the West that is yet to become bowl eligible. They must win out to get there, too. But, look for the Tigers to roll to an easy win and make the OVER.

At 7:00, Razorhawgs at Starkvegas. This is the best game in the country this week. There is your shocker. The 13th ranked Hawgs and the 21st ranked We Suckers are playing the best game of the week. I never thought that I would write that in my lifetime. I was wrong. Hawgs are minus 3.5 and the O/U is 52. State has three games this year over 52 points and all were out of conference patsys. Let's go We Suck and the UNDER. (Another shocker, I picked We Suck to win. I think that is five times that I have done that IN MY LIFETIME.)

Rocky Top at Vandy. The Orange is favored by 8.5 or 9 and the O/U is 49.5. Let's just say, Rocky Top and the OVER and be done with it.

Final game is Bammeroids v. Georgia State. Pick Bammer to win 63-7, this is my LOCK OF THE WEEK. Bet the entire farm, steal your neighbor's farm, wife, and tractor and pick Bammer to win 63-7. You'll thank me later.

College Gameday!!!

And CROOM!!! (Yes, if Sylvester Croom was still the corch at We Suck, there would not be so much cheating talk going on. Corch Croom was the MAN.)

UPDATE: Would y'all believe that the MoM Jersey Store has sold out of The Barn, The 'Cocks, and Razorhawgs jerseys? Dude, that is crazy, THOSE THREE TEAMS?!?!?! I am headed down to the store now to add some new stuff. You should go buy that crap up, too.

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College Gameday - Week 11 - November 13, 2010

If you have been directed here to find where The Four Letter's Vapid Wasteland of College Footbaw FAIL is being held today, they have yet again opted to stay away from sports today and have headed up to Columbus, Ohio to observe tOSU play JoePa. It's like they do not want to go to a single game that matters!!! Next week I bet they head to a PAC-10 game or WORSE! (Not that there's anything worse than a PAC-10 game, other than maybe having to watch Boise State.)

SCOREBOARD MOVED TO NOVEMBER 20, 2010.

We have a full slate of games today, so let's get to it.

At 12:00, we have Kneegrow Bears at Rocky Top for the "Battle of the Bottom." The winner gets to take home twelve pounds of turds in a four pound sack. Klansingtonville is getting two points and the O/U is 55 at the majority of the books, but I actually saw one line at The Klan -2, O/U 56. In other words, this is a pick 'em. Take The Klan and the over.

Vandy at UK. Holy shit, that makes sixty-four home games this year for the Cats. UK is giving 15.5 and the O/U is 55. Does it seem that there is not too much focus on DEFENSE anymore? Burr Bryant has GOT to be rolling over in his grave. Vandy and the over.

The East Dawgs at The Barn. UGA is plus nine and the O/U is 63. I really think that this might be a good game since UGA and Bammer traded teams, but still, let's go with The Barn and the OVER.

The UTEP Miners at Razorhawgs. The 'Hawgs are giving thirty and the O/U is around sixty. I really do not know that much about UTEP, but let's go 'Hawgs and the OVER.

Monroe at Geaux Tigers. Le Smiles has got the Geaux Tigers back in the mix despite all of the fans saying that the Tigers suck. Bizarre. Geaux Tigers are minus thirty-three and the O/U is 46.5. That is funny. Let's pick Le Smiles and the over. I don't look for La-Mon Whorehawks to score much.

'Cocks at Da Gates. I honestly thought that this would be a Pick 'Em, too, but it is late in the year and 'Cocks seem to come out limp as the year wears on. Gates are favored by almost six points and the O/U is 51.5. Let's go Gates and the under.

We Suck at Bammeroids. Bammer -13 and O/U is 46.5. Last week I was thinking that We Suck had a shot at this one, but Le Smiles and his Tigers kinda screwed that up, now I am not so sure. No, Bammer is not as good as they were last year, and yes, We Suck is certainly better, but can The Sabear lose two in a row? Since I am getting thirteen, Imma say We Suck and the OVER. Dammit.

College Gameday!!!

We be CROOMIN'!!!

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College Gameday - Week 10 - November 6, 2010

Here we are in Week 10 of College Gameday and The Four Letter's Saturday Cartoon Show by the Same Name has decided to skip yet another weekend of College Gameday. You would think that Kirker Kirkerherb Street and his pantaloons buddies would want to be near a college town, but I guess not. I mean how bad do you have to hate college footbaw to be anywhere other than the Bammeroids v. Geaux Tigers this weekend. Or 'Cocks v. Hawgs? Or maybe even check in on the NUMBER ONE The Barn as they play Chattanooga? Okay, I can understand missing that one, but seriously, The College Gameday squad heads out to Salt Lake City to watch a FREAKING MOUNTAIN WEST GAME?!?!?!?! Oh! I see, they are both undefeated. Um, yeah, neither of them have played a single team that doesn't suck bad enough to be stuck in the PAC-10. Good Lord, why are these two teams ranked?

Whatever. COLLEGE GAMEDAY!!!

SCOREBOARD MOVED TO NOVEMBER 13, 2010.

Boy, we have got some suck-filled-shit-suck-nasty-wouldn't-want-to-see-'em games this weekend. Must be Homecoming?

Flarda kicks the weekend off at Vandy. Max line is Flarda laying 17, but average line is 14. O/U is 46. Take Flarda and the over.

Idaho State at UGA. Only one book, 5Dimes, has got numbers up and it is UGA -44.5 and O/U is 55.5. I think that is funny since Idaho State just moved up from the PAC-10 to the Big Sky Conference. They are no longer a team that is not playing any competition week in and week out like the PAC-10 or the Mountain West. Take UGA and the over.

Charleston Southern at UK. 5Dimes is the only book taking this one, too. UK -47.5, O/U 64. I mean, damn! You would think that UK was playing Oregon or uSCCC on someone with numbers like that!!! UK and the UNDER.

5Dimes must be trying to boost earnings or something. They are again the only numbers I can find on the Chattanooga v. The Barn game. Auburn -40.5, O/U 74.5. Honestly, I have no clue about Chattanooga at all. What the Hell is their mascot? Oh, it is the African American Bears or the Buccaneers. The Barn. The Over.

La-La at Klansingtonville African American Bears. Kneegrow Bears -20, O/U 63.5. One book I saw at the Klan at -32. Yeah, let's not go there. The Klan Bears and the under.

Hawgs at 'Cocks. This is the second best game on the board this weekend. 'Cocks are either favored by 3 or by 5, weird. O/U is around 59. I'm taking the Hawgs and the over. I gots meself a feeling.

Rocky Top v. Somalia or Memphis. The Vols are about a 19.5 favorite and O/U is about 52. Seriously, this looks like an upset special right here. Somalia is always bad, but is Rocky Top good enough to pull down those numbers? Yeah, let's do this. Vols and the over.

Bammeroids at Geaux Tigers, the game of the week. Geaux Tigers are a 6.5 dawg and the O/U is 44. Boy, this one is tough. Both teams have one loss, but the Corndogs loss is a better one, a one touchdown loss to the NUMBER ONE The Barn. They also have wins over three ranked teams. Man, the PAC-10 and the Big 10(11)(12) never have to worry about that happening, huh? Bammeroids lost to 'Cocks by 14, but they have wins over two Top Tens and JoePa at 18. Gimme Bammeroids and the OVER. Look for Les Miles to try something crazy and go all Donovan McNabb with the clock. The Sabear's gonna bring it.



Since I am currently cold enough to wear socks, y'all are probably dying from the cold. Get you a coupla' team sweatshirts. Dude, check that price!!!

And whatever you do, do NOT miss out on the MoM Jersey Store.

COLLEGE GAMEDAY!!!

In case you did not know it, we don't be no Croomin' this weekend. We Suck is OFF to get ready for Bammeroids next weekend. I think that We Suck will beat Bammer.

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Saturday PM/Sunday AM - College Gameday Wrap-up.

Just so y'all know, we had a pretty impressive showing on the major Search Engines today for our College Gameday thingy. On Teh Google, we actually came in sixth for "College Gameday Week 9." On Bing, we were second. We have not been off the first page on either search engine for "College Gameday (plus the week)" this year. Y'all are doing AWESOME!!!

Check the image. The search results delivered from Bing for "college game day october 30 2010" actually led to the post from two weeks ago, though. BING FAIL. However, I outranked The Four Letter, Wiki, and Brad Carroll. BAM! In yo' mouf'.

On my picks, dude, I kept the streak alive, I SUCK!!!

Andy, on the other hand, picked Cornhuskers by 14. Did it on the nose. Picked Auburn by 30. Won by 20, but the spread was six and a half. Oregon by 10. Won by 21. Picked Iowa by 2. Won by 31. Picked K-State by 6. They lost. And picked Baylor over Tejas. Won again. Andy went 5-1. Not bad, and I cannot wait to see Sunday Morning Quarterback.

Here's what I did. Picked Vols with the points, won, but lost the under. Picked The Barn. Won. Picked the Razorhawgs. Won. Picked State to win, but not cover on spread or O/U. Split. I did not pick the UGA-Flarda game ACCIDENTALLY, but I tell you, I would have lost on both counts there.

By the way, I think that the last time Mississippi State won six in a row, it was 1999 and no one had ever heard of that moron, Barry Obama. Ah, good times.

Dude, I cannot wait for Week 10, when is Saturday at?

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College Gameday - Week 9 - October 30, 2010

The simpering idiot screechfest of the Four Letter, College Gameday, is camping out in LOSERVILLE for the uSCCC v. Oducks game. In other words, they have taken the week off from college footbaw. Does anyone know why they are playing junior high school footbaw on a Saturday? But, today in PAC-10 News, it is NOT SAFE FOR WORK.

Below the Board, we have the match-ups for the Championship Conference and my limited handicapping! Enjoy the day, y'all.

SCOREBOARD MOVED TO NOVEMBER 6, 2010.

Games are as thusly...

The day starts with Rocky Top at 'Cocks at 12:21. For all of you Vol fans, this year must hurt. Conventional wisdom is that the pain will not stop today. With the 'Cocks giving about 17-18 points, and the O/U around 48 or 49, I would go with Vols and the under. So it is written, but Vols LOSE.

The World's Largest Outdoor Cocktail Party is today, too. Dawg Sports has brought the Hate Week and runs down every bit of history in history on this game. I saw the line at three earlier this morning, but right now it is at +1.5 UGA with an O/U at 48. Pick 'Em.

The Barn at African American Bears at 6:00. The Barn is laying 6.5 points and the O/U is at SIXTY!!! Normally, I would root for the Klan the Black Ursas, but today, we need The Barn to stay undefeated so as not to totally ruin the BCS.

Vandy at Razorhawgs at 7:00. Razorhawgs are laying over twenty points to the Bilties. O/U is stuck on 54. I am assuming that Mallet is playing!!!

UK FINALLY gets the Hell out of town and travels to We Suck. 'Bout damned time, reminds me of those Bammer years when they played 26 home games every season. The West Dawgs are giving six points to an O/U of 56.5. Let's give this one to the Suckers, but I do not think they'll make the spread or the O/U.

Bammer and Geaux Tigers are off this week and they play each other next week. If The Four Letter wants to send the dumbasses to a good game, this would be the one, y'all.

COLLEGE GAMEDAY!!!

And, and, and, say it with me, CROOM!!!

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College Gameday - Week 8 - October 23, 2010

If you are looking for Herbert Kirkerstreet and The Four Letter's Moron Crew, they are in Missouri, for the game with Okie Sooners v. someone else that I never heard of. Is there REALLY a college in Missouri?

Man, it seemed like today would NEVAH get here and y'all ALL know the big story of today. We Suck SHOULD become bowl eligible today. CROOM!!!

But, the blood-letting begins in earnest today, too. The Championship Conference West is certainly going to lose an undefeated team today. (Story continues below scoreboard.)

SCOREBOARD MOVED TO OCTOBER 30, 2010.

Flarda gets their BYE week just in time folks. Trust me, I hate Da Gates with an all consuming white-hot fire because of the trips that my family took to their fly and skeeter infested cesspool of a shithole stadium to watch them destroy We Suck, but it pains me to see them S-UH-UH-UH-UCK like they are this year. How bad do they miss Timbow (Tivo) and Percuh Harvey? The best thing about how bad the Gata are doing this year is that FINALLY, We Suck has some highlight reels on the Four Letter that don't show the Dawgs getting beaten.

Of course y'all all know that our SEC chicks are HOTTER.

First game, the African American Bears @ Razorhawgs. It is going to take some getting used to changing their name from the Klan, but at least they kept the racial component in their name. What would the Klan be without the traditional hating of black folks? Just another mediocre team with no personality, that's what.

Sing it with me, "Are you ready? Hell yeah, damn right! Hodd(tt)y Toddy, Gosh Almighty, who the Hell are we? HEY! Flim-flam, bim-bam, African American Bears, by Damn." *Yawn*

Then we got the GAME. The unbeatens in the West meet up at The Barn. Geaux Tigers (#6) travel to The Barn (#4) to find out how far a team can fall by losing to another Top Ten team. Make no mistake, if either team loses, which HAS to happen, they will fall outta the Top Ten. We gotta make mo' bettah room for tOSU and Oregon, because Oregon is representing the PAC-10 this year since uSCCC cannot go bowling. (My real thought is that the NCAA, the Four Letter, and the BCS are trying to get Boise State and TCU in the faux championship game. I blame Obama.)

'Cocks @ Vandy at 7:00. Ewwww.

University of A at B @ We Suck. This should be a cakewalk for the We Suckers. This should also be the start of a Cotton Bowl run for We Suck, too. We'll see.

Bammer at Rocky Top. Look for Bammer to blow this one wide open. If they can. Ever since they swapped teams with UGA, you never know what you are going to see, though. Keep in mind, Bammer barely beat the African American Bears last weekend and Rocky Top is coming off a BYE, that they barely won.

UGA is here in Lexington. UK has been at home for three freaking weeks. Dude, you cannot leave the damned house on Saturday, either. I am beginning to think that the Corndogs of Geaux Tigers are no longer the most obnoxious fans in the SEC. Seriously, you are a UK fan and you want to get all talk-y? Shut the Hell up, idiot, and please remove that ridiculous looking blue flag from your Trans-Camaro.

If you are looking for a Professional Breakdown of the games today, Andy has got that.

COLLEGE GAMEDAY!!!

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College Gameday - Week 6 - October 9, 2010

If you are looking for the dumbest four guys to be involved with college footbaw, better known as the College Gameday Gaggle of Moronic Idiots, they have decided to return to a college footbaw town and check in on the Bammeroids v. the 'Cocks. Herb Streetkirk and his merry band of imbeciles are camped out in Columbia, South Carolina to watch USC host UA at 3:30. (Remember, all game times are Eastern on this, THE College Gameday blog!)

Elsewhere around the Championship Conference, we have UGA (pronounced UGH, this year) hosting Vols at 12:21, Razorhogs going to Tejas A&M at 3:30, Eastern Michigan (sp?) v. Vandy at 7:00, Geaux Tigers at Da Gates at 7:30, Auburn up here in LexingCastroStreet at 7:30 (dammit, I better go to the grocery store RIGHT THIS MINUTE!), and We Suck at Houston at 8:00.

COLLEGE GAMEDAY!!!

SCOREBOARD MOVED TO COLLEGE GAMEDAY WEEK 7 OCTOBER 16, 2010.

If you forgot how to use the scoreboard to watch any game that you want to, here is the refresher video.

COLLEGE GAMEDAY!!!

And CROOM!!!

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College Gameday - Week 4 - September 25, 2010 (UPDATED!!!)

UPDATE: Well, Blogger's scheduled post did NOT post. Dammit.

For those of you that are looking for the location of the Four Letter's Traveling Moron Circus known as College Gameday, they are performing in Boise at the Boise State Horses v. The Oregon State Spillway Rats.

SCOREBOARD moved to October 2, 2010! GAMEDAY!

Let's get it ON!!! College Gameday!

In case you are unaware, We Suck Bulldogs and the Bulldogs from The East are playing today. The best line is We Suck +2 and 48 o/u. That sounds INSANE. But, no matter, we be Crooming!!!

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College Gameday - Week 4 - September 25, 2010

Dude, there has not been one single hit for College Gameday this week. I guess that most college footbaw watchers know that since the Four Letter's Traveling Gaggle of Douchebag Morons is going to be in I-DA-HO at the Bluefield Horses v. Another Team that Cannot Play in the Championship. I think that The Horses are playing the Beavers.

College Gameday shall be in Boise. I am pretty sure that there is no electricity in Boise, so maybe, just maybe, the Four Letters Retard Program will not be aired.

The fun part about the Idiots being in Boise is that there are only three games in the SEC that are infinitely better than the match-up they are going to air.

1. (1)Bammer v. (10)Razorhogs
2. (12)'Cocks v. (17)The Barn
3. (22)The Robert Byrds v. (15)Geaux Tigers

Instead, The Four Letter wants to be at (Not a D-I Team)Boise Horses v. (PAC-10 #7 Team)Beavers. Honestly, I had no idea that Boise was actually a four year school. When did they move up from Community College? And really, the NUMBER SEVEN TEAM in the PAC-10?

Good thing that there are only THREE games that would be better, huh?

AND CROOM!!!

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COLLEGE GAMEDAY.

College Gameday - Week 3 - September 18, 2001

WOO HOO!!! The Moron Crew from COLLEGE GAMEDAY is at Jordan-Hare for The Barn v. Clemson.

By the way, this scoreboard is MORE than just a pretty face, HERE IS HOW TO USE IT. And Moogie, I know that I promised to show how to proxy server to see the blacked out games, but I just did not have the time this week. I'll make TWO videos to make up for it. (One will be me dancing NEKKID.)

(Scoreboard moved to College Gameday - Week Four - September 25, 2010.)

There are some good games today. NUMBER UNO, Bammeroids v. Duke is NOT one of them. I predict 6,000,000 to DONUTS.

And weirdly enough, I like We Suck v. Geaux Tigers with the points. We Suck is getting 7.5 across the board, but I saw one line at 9.5. I need me some of that action.

And, I look for Klansingtonville to LOSE to Vandy. No shit. Vandy gets 14.5, take it and HOCK THE FARM.

COLLEGE GAMEDAY!!!!

Oh, and since we are talking about FOOTBAW, here's Ines Sainz NUDE.

CROOM!!!

College Gameday -September 11, 2010

We started our College Gameday climb late in the season this year and I am ashamed of that.

Anyhoo, the moronic crew of College Gameday shall be in Tuscaloosa for the Bammeroids v. Joe Pa game. This ought to be a good one for Bammer to get some playing time for some of their underclassmen. I certainly hope The Sabear is not planning on playing anyone important in this game. To think that The Sabear would let a player get hurt in a game against a D-II opponent scares me to death.

As expected, we did not make it onto the first page of Teh Google for College Gameday before the first kickoff. We have to correct that TRAVESTY.

As we do every year, the College Gameday scoreboard (how to use the scoreboard video here) will move to the current Saturday every week. And I shall try to do better in my posting with regard to the College Gameday topic.

If you would like to type the words "College Gameday" in the comments, link those words on your blog to one of my posts, or simply link one of your posts to my College Gameday label, it would be much appreciated.

And again, CROOM!!!

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College Gameday - Week One (UPDATED!!!)

UPDATE: I had a bunch of folks say something about not being able to watch all the games. Here's how I do it.



Woo Hoo!!! Week one of College Gameday! The College Gameday squad is in Atlanta this week for the Geaux Tigers game against the Tarheels. Why, nobody knows. The game is even televised on ABC. Weird.

*College Gameday Scoreboard Moved to September 11, 2010!*

I am so out of practice on this that I have no idea how to even begin. All the SEC games this week are televised, even We Suck.

We got Da' Gates against Miami (Ohio) at Noon on The Four Letter, UGA v. LA-Lafayette at 12:21 on The Four Letter, UK and Louisville at 3:30 on ABC, Klansingtonville v. Somebody at 3:30 on The Four Letter, Vols v. TennTech at 7:00 on The Four Letter, Bammeroids v. Somebody that No One Ever Heard Of at 7:00 on The Four Letter, We Suck v. Memphis at 7:00 on The Four Letter, Vandy v. Northwestern at 7:30 on The Four Letter, and finally Geaux Tigers against Tarheels at 8:00 on ABC. All times are Eastern.

Those are all the D-I teams, there are plenty of non-championship conference games scheduled, too, but I cannot find any of those schedules on the entire webbynets because no one cares about them.

Luckily, uSCCC has shut down their footbaw program. I hear that tOSU did the same thing, but there is no electricity in Ohio, so I cannot confirm that information.

Dammit, I thought today would never get here.

And, as always, CROOM!!!

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College Gameday - September 4, 2010

Well, we are only two days away from college footbaw. There is one game on Thursday, but Saturday is the big day. Thursday night is the 'Cocks v. USM. *Yawn*

The Four Letter Morons shall be broadcasting College Gameday from Atlanta, Georgia for the Geaux Tigers v. um...one of the Carolinas or one of the Virginias. I cannot remember all of these out of BCS Conference games.

Now, WHY College Gameday is doing that game, I could not even tell you. Oh wait, I just looked at the schedule.

Thursday: 'Cocks v. Southern Miss

Saturday: UK v. Louisville; UGA v. La Welder's College; Flarda v. Miami(up North one, they do not have the Dolphins); Klansingtonville v. Jacksonville State Plumbing and Telemarketers College; Vols v. a fishing show; The Barn v. Arkansas State Floral University; Razorhawgs v. TennTech; Bammeroids v. The Spartans (which I thought was a Matthew McConaughey movie, then I found out that was Marshall); We Suck v. Somalia; HOLY SHIT Vandy still has a team?!?!?! v. Southwestern Airlines; Geaux Tigers v. Tarheels.

I thought that I should tell the story of "Tarheel" right here, but I realized I have no freaking clue what that even is. My assumption is that it means that they are a bunch of inbred farmer hicks that stepped in cow flop all the time and never cleaned their shoes. Dammit, if there was something, like a big database, where I could find weird information like that...

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College Gameday - National Championship Saturday!!!

Well, it is finally HERE! The day that we have all been waiting for, National Championship Saturday! In 2009 National Championship Game, we are watching the Bammeroids from some hicktown in Alabama and Da Gates from some Swampbilly town located in Flarda. As usual, the number one and the number two and the number three and the number four and the number five and the number six and the number seven (you get the picture) teams ALL hail from the Southeastern Conference.

In a strange turn of events, there are other college footbaw games scheduled today. I have not figured out exactly why, but such is the nature of college footbaw. The only other game today worth watching is the Cornilargo of Tejas v. The Huskers of Nesbraskensaw. I am unsure where Nebraskensaw is, but I certain that it is a lovely place. It sounds so hilly and green and lush.

And now.....college footbaw!!!



Here's what I want to happen. The Cornilargo of Tejas to lose to the Huskers by 50 points and the Bammeroids to lose to Da Gates by one point. this shall throw everything into a tailspin and the BCS computers will keep the thing seriously screwed up. If the HUMANS have anything to say about it, maybe they can somehow get tOSU and uSCCC ranked as number one and number two at the end of the year.

Oh! After this weekend, the "bowl" season starts and we get to watch obviously inferior teams play each other for ridiculous reasons while everyone ignores the games. Then there comes a ridiculous thing called the BCS Championship Game which means absolutely nothing. But, there IS a trophy or something.

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As always, CROOM!!!