On the Current State of the Nation, the World, and Paulland (#clockboylivesmatter)

Those of you that have been around since the beginning know who I am and what my life is like. I have struggled, just as we all have, to live a life that was happy, carefree, and fun. Such is the title of this blog, a tongue-in-cheek reference to a comment I made over ten years ago about not caring about poor people.

You see, in this country, the greatest in the history of the world, "poor" people drive brand new SUVs, have big screen color tee-vees, eat seven meals a day, and educate all of their children. In other words, they are by definition, NOT POOR.

Anyhoo, I have not posted on this blog like I used to because life has gotten in the way. (See photo, I got a job as a cat herder.) The only time that I post now is when something disturbs me to the borderline of having an aneurysm. Of course, the only time that happens is when a "Progressive" opens his/her/ambiguous others mouth. No, it is not every time that I hear one of THEM say something stupid that I feel that pressure building in my brain, it is only when certain things happen that I have to relax that pressure.

The clock boy brought that up yesterday. Well, the utter skull vomiting about Moslem "racism" brought that up yesterday.

If you take a stroll across the past of this country and the world since our founding, every bad thing that has ever happened has been caused by Democrats, morons, liberals, and "Progressives." But, I repeat myself, so I'll just call them "Democrats." Slavery? Democrats. Ku Klux Klan? Democrats. Internment camps? Democrats. Jim Crow Laws? Democrats. Vietnam War? Democrats. Firehoses and police dogs on civil rights marches? Democrats. Abortion? Democrats. Every assassination and assassination attempt to kill a President? Democrats. Race riots in cities? Democrats. The explosion of Moslem terrorism around the world? Democrats. Levees failing in New Orleans after Hurricane Katrina hit Mississippi? Democrats. The utter failure of our education system? Democrats. The huge federal debt and the devaluation of our currency? Democrats. The death, destruction, and slaughter of Christians in the Middle East? Democrats. The militarization of our police forces? Democrats. The murders and shoot-em-ups in our schools and public places? Democrats. The complete and utter waste of resources combating non-existent global warming? Democrats. The destruction of the intact family? Democrats. The list is literally endless.

Democrats do these things because they hate themselves, and because they are so very evil, they simply have to hate every other person on planet Earth. See how that works?

You see folks, normal people know that nothing is ever mutually exclusive. Example? Okay. The removal of anything that can remotely reference an Almighty G_d from public spaces has caused a reduction in people that obey that Almighty G_d. Another? Sure, give a bunch of people everything that they need to survive, even though they are perfectly capable of providing for themselves, and they will never hit a lick at a snake again. Another? Sure, slaughter untold thousands and millions of babies, and you devalue human life to the point of no return. Another? Sure, teach children that they are Pretty Princesses, and they will forever think that they are Pretty Princesses without so much as a Royal Family on which to fall back. Another? Sure, drug a kid to the drooling point and let them listen to ghetto rap and let them play hours of first person shooters, and you have created a drugged-out monster that will kill as a first instinct.

Simple.

Yesterday, we experienced a minor happening that ended with a fourteen year old boy getting handcuffed and taken out of school. Is he Moslem? He said he is, so I accept that. Did he bring a weird looking thing into school and hide it in his backpack after he was told to do that? According to him, he did. Did a teacher freak out because that thing started making noises? Of course. So, we MUST agree to all those statements. Now, on to the BLOGSHOW!!!

Democrats have always fomented a culture of hatred, bigotry, discontent, and violence. That is who Democrats are by design. History proves this point beyond any doubt, it is incontestable. Zero Tolerance Policies in our schools were designed, coordinated, and implemented by Democrats, that is also incontestable. Did this boy violate those Zero Tolerance Policies? I don't know, was this clock made out of a Pop-Tart? Was this clock made out of a five year old's finger? Was this clock drawn on a piece of paper with a pencil?

There are literally hundreds of incidents of WHITE kids getting expelled, suspended, arrested, and detained because of the Democrat's idiotic Zero Tolerance Policies, but NOW! Yes, NOW! We finally got a Moslem boy that built a clock and Democrats immediately cry "RAAAAACISM!!!!"

SHUT UP, MORONS. You do not have the required two brain cells to rub together to provide true outrage.

I am offended. Not only that, but this is exactly like the blacklivesmatter movement or the Catastrophic Global Warming movement that ignores all facts, logic, and rational thought. We simply must, must, must get all over normal WHITE people performing their normal duties with intelligence and their desire to turn back the tide of Democrat stupidity.

The little, Moslem boy acted just like the stereo-typical Democrat to police officers, too. He was an offended Pretty Princess. Seriously, in a sane world, the boy would have been sent to the office, beaten all about his narrow behind, made to run wind sprints, and then sent to the library to write 1,000 times, "I will not be a moron and I will not support the Democrat Party."

Problem solved.

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Blackuary 12, 2012 - Black Presidents Suck

When President Obama first started running for office, the second after saying that he was unqualified, normal people knew that we were in for a monumental letdown. The national media told us that this guy was a young, dynamic, intelligent smarty-pants, but people that were not stupid knew otherwise.

Since the time that the United States of America elected our first "black" president, not one single metric has gotten better. We could go through his entire ideology to point out how he is wrong on everything he believes, but let's focus on just one topic instead.

Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.

I am not sure when I first grasped the content of the First Amendment, but I think that I was in the third grade or thereabouts. Obviously, Barry Obama, the "Constitutional Scholar," has never seen this little thing contained in our country's legalese or either he has read it and determined it to be irrelevant to his governance.

Let's take a look at some other things that he could ignore instead.

Section 1. Neither slavery nor involuntary servitude, except as a punishment for crime whereof the party shall have been duly convicted, shall exist within the United States, or any place subject to their jurisdiction.

Section 2. Congress shall have power to enforce this article by appropriate legislation.

Section 1. All persons born or naturalized in the United States, and subject to the jurisdiction thereof, are citizens of the United States and of the State wherein they reside. No State shall make or enforce any law which shall abridge the privileges or immunities of citizens of the United States; nor shall any State deprive any person of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law; nor deny to any person within its jurisdiction the equal protection of the laws.

Section 2. Representatives shall be apportioned among the several States according to their respective numbers, counting the whole number of persons in each State, excluding Indians not taxed. But when the right to vote at any election for the choice of electors for President and Vice President of the United States, Representatives in Congress, the Executive and Judicial officers of a State, or the members of the Legislature thereof, is denied to any of the male inhabitants of such State, being twenty-one years of age, and citizens of the United States, or in any way abridged, except for participation in rebellion, or other crime, the basis of representation therein shall be reduced in the proportion which the number of such male citizens shall bear to the whole number of male citizens twenty-one years of age in such State.

Section 3. No person shall be a Senator or Representative in Congress, or elector of President and Vice President, or hold any office, civil or military, under the United States, or under any State, who, having previously taken an oath, as a member of Congress, or as an officer of the United States, or as a member of any State legislature, or as an executive or judicial officer of any State, to support the Constitution of the United States, shall have engaged in insurrection or rebellion against the same, or given aid or comfort to the enemies thereof. But Congress may, by a vote of two-thirds of each House, remove such disability.

Section 4. The validity of the public debt of the United States, authorized by law, including debts incurred for payment of pensions and bounties for services in suppressing insurrection or rebellion, shall not be questioned. But neither the United States nor any State shall assume or pay any debt or obligation incurred in aid of insurrection or rebellion against the United States, or any claim for the loss or emancipation of any slave; but all such debts, obligations and claims shall be held illegal and void.
Section 5. The Congress shall have power to enforce, by appropriate legislation, the provisions of this article.

Section 1. The right of citizens of the United States to vote shall not be denied or abridged by the United States or by any State on account of race, color, or previous condition of servitude.

Section 2. The Congress shall have power to enforce this article by appropriate legislation.

You see, you either follow the law or you do not. You cannot pick and choose what laws you do or do not follow or else you open yourself to the CHANCE that all laws can be struck from the record.

Now, when the colonists, WHO WERE SLAVE OWNERS!!!, decided that they had had enough bullshit from the government in faggy, old England, they got together and kicked the shit out of their masters in the government. A few years later, those very people got together again and decided to finally do away with slavery in all its forms.

If we do the actual math, the newly formed United States of America had legal slavery from 1787 to 1865, a total of seventy-eight (78) years. By way of comparison, faggy, old England had legal slavery from around 927 to 1833, a total of about nine hundred six (906) years. England had legal slavery for about eleven times longer than the United States. Get that through your heads, y'all.

By the way, if you are remotely curious when the FIRST black member of Parliament was elected, that would be 1987, when three were elected. As far as blacks were elected to Congress, the first black REPUBLICANS were elected in 1870. The first black DEMOCRAT was elected in 1935, 65 years later.

Now, I told y'all all this history, of which "Progressives" know nothing, to explain to y'all what is happening in our country.

We have a president that has determined that the VERY FIRST amendment to our Constitution means nothing. That has ramifications that are going to cause many problems in the years ahead. You see, Democrats use race to determine everything. Since this horrible President just happens to have a darker skin color, his monumental failures are going to be assigned to the color of his skin by Democrats. Of course, ignore the fact that is the only reason he got elected in the very first place. Now, if history is any indicator of the future at all, Barry Obama's chances of reelection are very slim and that is a good thing.

NOT! because of his skin color, but because of his desire to undermine the Constitution.

Obama has made it perfectly clear that he is determined to FORCE the Catholic Church to administer contraceptives to their employees. "Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof" is unimportant to him and he has made that perfectly clear. This sets a dangerous precedent for the future when the typical Democrat gets elected again. If Obama is allowed to ignore the Bill of Freaking Rights, why would another Democrat President not be allowed to ignore the subsequent amendments?

Meet the New Democrat, same as the old Democrat!

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A post about why I have been irregular with the posting...AND! Da Newz!

As most of y'all know, I have had a couple of headbutt run-ins with Comcast that has left my interwebz kinda intermittent. Hopefully, that is in the past. I do now have WIRELESS interblarq at my house. After a solid month. They has still yet to bury the cable in my yard, though. I am kinda freaked out that they didn't just hook directly into the existing cable in my house though. The new cable comes into the crib less than eight inches away from the one that was already here. Strange.

But, since this has turned into a "political" blog instead of the humor blog that it has always been, I had to back up and try to refocus on the things that we originally set out to accomplish. Anyhoo, on to the bashing of the Retarded President...

If you need any MORE proof of his incompetence, just look at this footbaw form. Right straight from the Lesson Plan of a six year old girl's diary. Holy shit, do you believe that there exists one human in the world that thinks that Barry is even remotely athletic?

Oh, his sport is basketball? Having only marginally played the game for a relatively short time, I would stuff the ball down his pencil neck throat over and over again. Barry Obama is a punk. He is the guy that leans against the lamppost outside the malt liquor bar and screams sexual obscenities at the young men that flounce by. A punk with no intellectual curiosity and a negative curve of upper body strength.

Let's check in on the happenings since we last spoke.

Food Stamp usage, a patently unconstitutional idiotic program, has increased by THIRTY PERCENT since The Moron was inaugurated. Surprised? You shouldn't be. This is exactly what happens when Democrats are elected. EVERY TIME.

By the way, according to President Dipshit, the FUTURE of electrical power is the technology from over 150 years ago. Again, this is not surprising. Democrats do not understand math, history, language, or science. Barry refuses to look into the REALITY of wind power. And in the off chance that Barry is having someone with an IQ exceeding 40 read this blog post to his dumb ass, here is some actual DATA for normal people to peruse.

By the way, Barry is doing EXACTLY what Jimmy Carter did thirty years ago. His concept is to cross his fingers and HOPE really hard that something CHANGES that allows us to refuse to deal with reality. In case you are wondering what Barry will be doing in thirty years, he will probably be heading to the places that HATE HATE HATE the United States IF the US survives four years of Barry.

And do you actually realize why the "Progressives" want to return to camel transportation and powering our lives with cow turds? It is because of their "faith" in global warming. No, I have no clue how "Progressives" survive a normal day when they are so absolutely stupid as to defy all possibility of them surviving a bath. They are so stupid that we had to start putting tags on electrical appliances so "Progressives" would not bathe with the toaster.

On the economy front, the very thing that everyone knew was happening four years ago, is finally getting airplay. Lemme just say, anyone that did not know that increasing minimum wage by almost fifty percent was going to have a calamitous effect on our economy doesn't need to leave the insane asylum.

Here's the shorter version of Barry's plan for the economy. It is hard to get around the point that Barry really doesn't understand that money COMES FROM SOMEWHERE. But, remember, Barry is the SMARTEST "Progressive." That means that he is an idiot.

Oh! Look at the comparison of the media coverage of W. Bush and President Moonbat. In case you are unaware, unemployment has increased by forty percent with President Changy McDumbass and gas has doubled.

Now, some simple observations on where to save some tax money. There are currently about 150MM people working in this country. We are carrying the load for a total of 330MM people, PLUS about 40MM illegal Mexicans, the majority of whom collect WELFARE. The "Progressives" say that those criminal Mexicans come here to work, but nothing could be further from the truth, they come here because they are criminal freeloaders.

There is a looming government shutdown coming today if the DC idiots do not figure out how to get blood from a turnip. Even the Republicans are proposing MORE spending. Now, keep in mind, this is the BUDGET FROM LAST YEAR. The budget that was never passed with a FULLY Democrat Congress and President Dumbo in charge. To blame this shutdown on Republicans is DISHONEST.

But, in good news, Paul Ryan, the mancrush of all normal people, has decided to be an honest, responsible adult and release a REAL BUDGET for 2012.

Dan Mitchell, no relation, on the Ryan plan v. the Obama stupidity.

Goldstein on the Ryan plan.

Marathon Pundit has the Ryan budget video, which is almost pr0n to normal people.

Also in the good news, the 1099 economy-crushing insert of ObamaCare, has been repealed and it appears that Dumbshit McStupidass will sign it. Whew! That was due to start this year and I would have closed my business doors instantaneously if it did.

It appears that the Democrats are going to shut down the government over Planned Parenthood funding. We did always know that the main platform for Democrats was baby slaughter, though. I have always wondered why Democrats hate human beings so much, since they are SUPPOSED to be humans...

Dean has a three part series on The American Roadmap. Part One...Part Two...Part Three.

Not all Democrats are in the Klan, but every Klansman is a Democrat.

And when the Democrats are looking for someone to lead their party, they go by IQ. The lower, the better. The only way they could have been MORE successful is to hire Donna Ladd from the JFP or Cynthia Tucker from the AJC.

Is there some kind of prerequisite to be a leader chick in the Democrat Party you have to be ugly enough to scare the maggots off a gut wagon? Here's the latest in a LOOOOOONG line of Democrat chicks that could make you unhungry when they brought the sammich. Damn!!! Kloppenburg is Geddy Lee!!!

More humor later. Promise....

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Envy - The Foundation of the Democrat Platform

We pull no punches around these parts on the stupidity of everything Democrat, but they seem to be exponentially ramping up the stupidity in recent weeks. It is Sooper Skeery to me when people that are in charge of the country decide to double down on failure.

When Barry Obama got elected, because stupid people out number smart people almost two to one, I was concerned that we were in for a really slow collapse into Oligarchy. The recent elections give me hope that there still exist enough people that want to keep what they earn and we will in time climb out of the hole that Michelle Obama wants to keep on digging. Yes, it is hard to argue that Michelle is not the typical Obama moron type.

Let's go the video of the Speaker the House with lowest IQ in history!!! Did y'all know that there was once a room that housed eight three-toed overland sloths that had a collective IQ that quadrupled the IQ of the entire Democrat Party? True story. Did y'all know that in the mid-1990s, someone placed a jar with one million dollars of counterfeit money in it at the DNC and the whole party starved to death because they could not get their hand out of the jar once they grabbed the money? True story.

Did y'all know that Chris Dodd tweeted some really weird stuff that had to be retracted? It is all over the web today, but the Tweet to the left is the one that really, really had everyone up in arms. True story.

The one thing that Democrats do try to do is preserve their own political rape through the countryside. We saw that with Democrats actively running against Barry Obama in an attempt to keep their cushy jobs where they are never expected to perform any task of value. Not only that, the Democrats want Obama to take a MORE active role in crafting their stupid policy. Does anyone else feel like this an attempt to force the Knee-grows to the back of the bus again? Really, they are throwing Obama UNDER the bus with this move. Of course, Barry is dumb enough to think that the other Democrats are not just using him as a fall guy. I am pretty sure that the RAAAAACIST Clintons are behind this maneuver because you KNOW KNOW KNOW that Hillary is going to run for President in 2012 against the dude that has punked her out for the past two years.

As a sidebar, I really do not think that Democrats are smart enough to ditch Barry Obama in 2012. The Republicans will probably run someone against Obama that makes Bob Dole and The McCainiac look like awesome candidates, too. Who is the most boring Republican that comes to mind that has no chance of ever winning an election? You guessed it, Mitt FUCKING Romney. he did not even win against The McCainiac in the last Presidential election, you know for a fact that it is going to be Romney. See?

By the way, who was the girl that The McCainiac picked for his running mate who almost singlehandedly brought the Republicans back into the campaign despite the fact that everyone, Republicans included, said that she was retarded? What is she up to these days? I thought she as hot. And she was a breeder, too, how SEXI is that?

Anyhoo, President Douchedummy is still endangering our lives with the appeasement from the Muslim murderers. His ridiculously stupid political party STILL doesn't know why all of their people got thrown out of office, and the media continues to cover up the truth of how IN DA SHITTAH the economy has gotten.

Oh, and there are some really lyingly dumb websites that crop up daily to try to keep the general public misinformed about the way things really are. Yes, the Bureau of Labor Statistics shows that when the government jobs are removed from the mix, Obama has LOST more jobs in his two years than have been lost since 1984. In TOTAL. SO, as usual, Libtards have no clue what they are talking about.

Oh what the Hell, y'all know all this anyway...

In closing, here is the ATYPICAL Obamabot. DO turn the sound off, it is useless.


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Counting Down to the Elections

We here at this headstone of average have received yet another Blast Fax from Home Office at the "I Hate Everybody Club." Needless to say, I must follow by-laws and publish what I was told to publish, otherwise the H-U-G-E checks shall just quit rolling in.

Not only that, but it was kinda hinted that I would be having a visitor at my house pretty soon if I did not post.

So, here 'tis. These are the links that everyone needs to check out if they are still undecided about for whom to vote. I guess that if you are a Democrat, these links do not do you much good, but it is obvious that you cannot read or write. Please just sit there quietly at home on November the second because President Barry Obama is delivering your NEW and IMPROVED government funding directly to your door. The people that are not home when this money is delivered, WILL. NOT. GET. IT.

Remember, November 2, 2010. Stay at home to get your free money.

Here's the Butcher's Bill:
Travis Childers
Dina Titus
Carol Shea-Porter
Ann Kuster
Harry Teague
John Hall
Michael Arcuri
Larry Kissell
Earl Pomeroy
Steve Driehaus
Mary Jo Kilroy
Zack Space
Kathy Dahlkemper
Bryan Lentz
Patrick Murphy
Chris Carney
Paul Kanjorski
John Spratt
Stephanie Herseth Sandlin
Roy Herron
Chet Edwards
Ciro Rodriguez
Glenn Nye
Tom Perriello
Denny Heck
Mike Oliviero
Julie Lassa
Steve Kagen
Steve Raby
Ami Bera
Joe Garcia
Trent Van Haaften
Stephene Ann Moore
John Callahan
Jon Hulburd
Jon Hulburd
Stephen Pougnet
Lori Edwards
Ravi Sangisetty
Pat Miles
Tarryl Clark
Tom White
Matthew Zeller
Paula Brooks
Manan Trivedi
Brett Carter
Suzan Delbene
Colleen Hanabusa
Robert Dold
Cedric Richmond
Cedric Richmond (Hat-Tip: Moogie)
Lisa Murkowski
Barbara Boxer
Michael Bennet
Alexi Giannoulias
Robin Carnahan
Paul Hodes
Lee Fisher
Joe Sestak
Harry Reid
Scott McAdams
Kendrick Meek
Charlie Crist
Jack Conway
Patty Murray
Russ Feingold
Richard Blumenthal
Joe Manchin
Chris Coons
Ron Wyden
Kirsten Gillibrand
Mike McMahon
Scott Murphy
Bill Owens
Heath Schuler
Charlie Wilson
Betty Sutton
Kurt Schrader
Mark Critz
Lincoln Davis
Rick Boucher
Gerry Connolly
Rick Larsen
Ann Kirkpatrick
Harry Mitchell
Jerry McNerney
John Salazar
Betsy Markey
Allen Boyd
Alan Grayson
Alan Grayson
Suzanne Kosmas
Jim Marshall
Debbie Halvorson
Bill Foster
Phil Hare
Baron Hill
Leonard Boswell
Frank Kratovil
Gary McDowell
Mark Schauer
Mike Ross
Dennis Cardoza
Christopher Murphy
John Barrow
Melissa Bean
Bruce Braley
Dave Loebsack
John Yarmuth
Chellie Pingree
Tim Walz
Russ Carnahan
Rush Holt
Carolyn McCarthy
Dan Maffei
Bob Etheridge
Mike McIntyre
David Wu
Jason Altmire
Tim Holden
David Cicilline
Jim Matheson
Ron Kind
Bobby Bright
Gabrielle Giffords
Jim Costa
Loretta Sanchez
Ed Perlmutter
Jim Himes
John Carney
Ron Klein
Sanford Bishop, Jr.
Walter Minnick
Joe Donnelly
Ben Chandler
Gary Peters
Ike Skelton
John Adler
Martin Heinrich

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Sorry Folks, Here Comes the Cluebat

I am so freaking sick of the misinformed, mal-informed, contra-informed, and the uninformed morons on the left that I just cannot stand to even read the daily news anymore. Seriously, their NUMBER ONE economist is Paul FREAKING Krugman. How do you even debate someone that is so obviously retarded? And what standard does the Nobel Committee use to dole out those awards of theirs? Blind monkeys, dart boards, and shock wands?

Anyhoo, this is probably going to be my last political bitching post for a little while. The Democrats are making so much lying, hateful noise lately that I just cannot stand to watch, read, or listen. Dammit! Who elected these idiots and how do we keep them from ever voting again? They are dangerous to freedom, to the financial well-being of everyone, and to the livelihood of the world. You would think that every Democrat voter was some sort of Emo moron looking to commit suicide.

Which brings us to Captain Emo, Barry Obama. The moronic teacher that Barry heralded as the ONE JOB that he could save...lost her moronic job.

In a wild twist of fate, even Time Politics is admitting that Barry Obama is a true, complete, and utter failure.

From the article:

Moreover, there is a growing perception that Obama's decisions are causing harm — that businesses are being hurt by the Administration's legislation and that economic recovery is stalling because of the uncertainty surrounding energy policy, health care, deficits, housing, immigration and spending.

I hate to break it to the poor dumbasses at Time, but it is NOT a "perception" that Barry's decisions are causing harm, it is called REALITY. Furthermore, the "economic recovery" has NEVER begun. When you take 700 BILLION dollars and throw it into the market, the market cannot help but stabilize for a minute. It just got 700 BILLION!!!

The thing that grabs me, shakes me, and irks me no end is that the Democrats are all running like mad from Barry in almost every re-election circumstance, yet the Barrystream Media continues to act like there is ZERO problem with the direction the Democrat criminals are taking the country. And there is no accountability for any of these criminals actions.

As I said many, many moons ago, the election of Barry Obama is going to do so much harm to this nation that it shall take 100 years to repair the damage. A simple cursory search in my archives produces a post from June 10, 2008 that states: "What you idiots fail to understand is that electing Barry Obama will return Blacks to slavery and set race relations back a hundred years or more. He will be the new Black quarterback, think Michael Vick, you idiots."

I am sorry that I keep having to be right, but dammit, y'all didn't even read his first freaking book, "Dreams from my Father." I did. It was a horrible racist screed written by an imbecile.

I get e-mail almost daily telling me that I am a racist, that I should give Barry a chance, that I am just jumping on him because everyone else is.

No, that is untrue. My first post on the seemingly boundless stupidity that is Barry Obama was posted in October of 2005. Of course, I was a little off in my predictions on how far this idiot would go. I said that he would wind up irrelevant like Rangel or McKinney. Boy, was I wrong on that!

Ever since this idiot burst on the scene and started moving up the Democrat Starting Roster, because he is not TOO black, mind, you, everyone has kissed his ass and told him how awesome he is. Remember Men's Fitness declaring Barry one of the fittest guys in the country?

Folks, if you continually tell your little angel that their shit doesn't stink and they are the smartest, mostest awesomist little tyke in the world, at some point even those morons believe it themselves.

And from the very jump, this dude has said NOTHING. Here's my take on one of his concerts, again in June 2008.

Y'all remember when Barry took his traveling imbecile show to Germany and performed for them? The media said an EXPECTED one million people would show up. Seems the numbers were not quite so high. This very thing keeps happening even today with the Tea Parties v. Ed Schultz's idiot debacle.

Oh, do not forget that there was already proof that Barry had lied about his former employment record in 2008, too. You see, everyone with any intellectual curiosity had enough sense to check this dude out and he proved to be scum.

Did we seem to forget that abortion was above his pay-grade? I think that we determined then that Barry was going to try to ruin anyone that made more money than he did.

Do you recall that I told y'all that Obama/Biden was the most liberal ticket that the Democrats could have without getting Stalin/Mao? Good Lord, Obama was so stupid he chose Joe FREAKING Biden as his VP.

Oh, and here are Barry and Joe playing dueling moronic soundbytes during the campaign.

But keep in mind, Dan Quayle!!! You know, that same Dan Quayle that took the Patriot Missile system in his arms and babied it through Congress. By comparison, Barry Obama um...yeah...I got nothing.

OH! Yeah! Barry lobbied to get criminals out of prison.

And even back in 2008, the media was saying that jumps in unemployment were "unexpected." If y'all think really hard, you can remember me telling y'all that the minimum wage hike was going to kill the economy and skyrocket unemployment. When the Democrats did that right when they took Congress in January 2007, I told y'all to buckle up, it was about to get nasty.

Also, in preparation for the elections in November, let's look back to September of 2008 when I was screeching about the Democrats' financiers at Fannie and Freddie. Yeppers, there's Chris Dodd pr0n, too!

You know, all of this stuff makes as much sense as Bammer falling seven slots for losing to 'Cocks. If you remember, uSCCC lost to Oregon State back in the Fall of 2008. Oregon State was not even ranked in the Top 50 at the time. uSCCC fell eight slots.

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Great Criminal Democrats on Campaign

I so badly wish that this was a photo of Liz Parada, but Hell's to the NAW! John Hawkins sent out the ConBlast and we are all FORCED to post it otherwise we do not get our H-U-G-E Wingnut Paychecks for our RAAAAACISM. How else am I to keep my four country club memberships if not for getting paid for my astro-turfing?

Like after looking at the photo to the left, you actually NEED any reason to keep you from ever voting for another Democrat as long as you live, Hawkins thought that it would be a good idea to continually pour salt on the gaping financial wound caused by those imbeciles on your screen. Blame him, not me. I still wonder how John actually stole a Ku Klux Klan leadership roster.

Anyhoo, here is a list of all of the Democrats that are running for Congressional seats. Needless to say, every last one of them are dumb as stumps and as crooked as a dog leg. YES!!! Even Gene Taylor from MS-04.

They open in a new window or tab and I am too damned lazy to cut that html out, sorry.

ON. TO. THE. BLOGSHOW!!!!

Travis Childers
Dina Titus
Carol Shea-Porter
Ann Kuster
Harry Teague
John Hall
Michael Arcuri
Larry Kissell
Earl Pomeroy
Steve Driehaus
Mary Jo Kilroy
Zack Space
Kathy Dahlkemper
Bryan Lentz
Patrick Murphy
Chris Carney
Paul Kanjorski
John Spratt
Stephanie Herseth Sandlin
Roy Herron
Chet Edwards
Ciro Rodriguez
Glenn Nye
Tom Perriello
Denny Heck
Mike Oliviero
Julie Lassa
Steve Kagen
Steve Raby
Ami Bera
Joe Garcia
Trent Van Haaften
Stephene Ann Moore
John Callahan
Jon Hulburd
Jon Hulburd
Stephen Pougnet
Lori Edwards
Ravi Sangisetty
Pat Miles
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Barbara Boxer
Michael Bennet
Alexi Giannoulias
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Paul Hodes
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Harry Reid
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Mark Critz
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Rick Larsen
Ann Kirkpatrick
Harry Mitchell
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Allen Boyd
Alan Grayson
Alan Grayson
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Bill Foster
Phil Hare
Baron Hill
Leonard Boswell
Frank Kratovil
Gary McDowell
Mark Schauer
Mike Ross
Dennis Cardoza
Christopher Murphy
John Barrow
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John Yarmuth
Chellie Pingree
Tim Walz
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Jason Altmire
Tim Holden
David Cicilline
Jim Matheson
Ron Kind
Bobby Bright
Gabrielle Giffords
Jim Costa
Loretta Sanchez
Ed Perlmutter
Jim Himes
John Carney
Ron Klein
Sanford Bishop, Jr.
Walter Minnick
Joe Donnelly
Ben Chandler
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John Adler
Martin Heinrich


Please take the time to check all of these criminals out.

President Obama and his Lack of Intelligence on All Matters Economic

There is no longer any doubt that Barry Obama is quite possibly the dumbest person to ever enter DC. Of course, luckily, he picked Joe FREAKING Biden to be his Vice President so we can get a really close look at the "BEST" the Democrat Party has to offer.

Barry and Joe. Geez, how is it possible that the Democrat Party still exists? Doesn't the fact that these morons are the top dogs scare you enough to make sure that you never, ever pull the lever for the "D" ever again?

This Democrat death needs to occur even in the local elections, folks. The Democrat Party needs to die the hideous deaths of the hundreds of black folks that they have strung up in trees or all those folks that they firebombed in churches since our country's founding and with the formation of the Democrat Military Force, the Ku Klux Klan. Kill the party once and for all. It is an evil entity that is the very same as Muslim terrorists, who the Democrats try at every turn to protect.

Compare the two entities. So-called "moderate" Muslims, which have yet to be proven to exist, continue to defend Islam by saying that terrorists are in the minority. Yet, those people to this day blame the United States for the slaughter that happened on September 11, 2001. How to do you reconcile this madness? How do you even fail to see the similarities with that mentality to that of the Democrat Party?

Democrats will go to the end times defending ABORTION. Democrats will continue to seek to appease our enemies at the expense of our military.

Call a spade, a spade, folks. Vote those hideous people out of office at every, single chance. Granted, there are pockets of our country that shall never turn away from their gruesome ideology. We have to accept the fact that EVIL EXISTS.

Now, plenty of people will say that I am being too damned over the top on this, but I seriously ask, what GOOD idea has come from the Democrat Party in the last 200 years?

Here's the conundrum that I struggle with daily, "How is it possible to continue to hate the sin while steadfastly loving the sinner THAT NEVER CHANGES HIS SINFUL BEHAVIOR?"

I'm tryin' real hard to be the shepherd. But, I fail miserably sometimes. I cannot keep turning the other cheek when I only have two and they keep getting slapped.

On Wednesday, August 25, 2010, Leonard Pitts published an article that epitomizes the stupidity on the left. Pitts goes whole hog calling Glenn Beck a RACIST. (Watch the whole Beck Restoring Honor Rally. I challenge you to find the racism. Was it Dr. Martin Luther King Junior's niece speaking there that was racist?) Boogie has a great rant about the Restoring Honor Rally and his generation.

Fuck a big racist Chicken Little Leonard Pitts.

Leonard, a top contender for Dumbest Opinion Writer of All Millennia, presents a butcher's list of people slaughtered by racists, while denigrating Republicans and Conservatives. What he never mentions is that EVERY LAST ONE of these people killed were KILLED BY DEMOCRATS. One more time, THEY WERE KILLED BY DEMOCRATS, LEONARD. Do you get it?


Democrats killed Emmett Till. Democrats killed Schwerner, Chaney, and Goodman. Democrats made it illegal for Claudette Colvin to not give up her seat to a white person, which led to Rosa Parks protesting in the same way as Colvin. A Democrat killed Medgar Evers. A Democrat killed Jimmie Lee Jackson. No matter which way you believe, a Democrat killed Martin Luther King.

And, Leonard, to put Charles FUCKING Sherrod in the same group as these people is just ridiculous. Seriously, do you really want to put someone that has committed FRAUD in the same group of folks as Evers and King? REALLY? Are you that stupid?

Leonard, Democrats burned down Black Wall Street. Instead of continuing to advocate for more of the same policies that have LITERALLY destroyed the black family, why not return to the ideology that produced Black Wall Street in the first place?

Because racial equality and success for all people regardless of color is NOT the goal of the "Progressives" actions. I oscillate between believing that they are actively promoting the destruction of all mankind or they are actively promoting the beginning of an all out race war to bring about the destruction of all mankind.

Now all I can do is throw my hands up in disgust at these ridiculous articles from the morons on the left. Pick one of them, any one. Their task daily is to attempt to rewrite history in the HOPE that they can sway people to believe their idiotic ideology of moral relativism and collectivism coupled with the non-existent racial inequality that they espouse. They desire to turn people into milquetoasts that believe NO TRUTH and to bring about the ultimate eradication of all humans through economic torture and eventual starvation or through the slaughter of mankind by pitting one aggrieved group against the others.

I have had a bellyful.

You still hear people talk about the moron in the White House like he is some kind of God. Folks, if you are paying attention, the economic meltdown has gone into hyper-drive since the policies of Barry Obama have been instituted. There is NO other way to see it.

Just take a look at The Ten Worst Places to Live in the United States. Tell me, what do these places have in common? Come on, I am positive that you can find the connection. (OKC appears to be the ONLY strange entity on the list.)

Take for instance, El Centro, the place with the highest unemployment in the United States. DO you know what it says about the town on their own webpage? The center of one of SoCal's most promising new commercial and industrial regions. Yeah, RIGHT.

One of the horrible cities ABSENT from the "List of Areas Destoyed by Democrats" was New Orleans. With the fifth anniversary of Hurricane Katrina hogging the news, you shall hear a continual keening noise coming from that shitstain. Of course, idiots will beg, plead, and cajole their Obamessiah to SAVE THEM!

Hasn't New Orleans suffered ENOUGH at the hands of Democrats? Why do those morons NEVER learn? "Oooooo, our Army Corps of Engineers levees failed! Let's get the federal government to rebuild them. And you know what? Let's elect the DAMNED contractor that built them to be our MAYOR!!!"

Folks, seriously, you simply cannot make this crazy bullshit up.

And speaking on the New Orleans FAILBOAT, here's Reverend Al and his merry band of racist morons. As another example of how exceedingly stupid these idiots are, CHECK IT.

Ah, yes, yet another Democrat, that just so happens to be a Congressional Black Caucus member, is robbing us blind.

"American" Airlines joins the Democrat racist gravy train.

Now, I started this post off with "economic" in the title and all the above segue was leading to the following.

Democrats are to blame for the terrible economy.

They doubled down on things even as history and evidence have always told them that they are wrong in their "beliefs."

The worst part of the Democrat economic devastation has yet to come.

The Democrats are not only doubling down on their failed philosophy, they are TRIPLING down.

Yet since their ideas have been proven every time to fail, they have to attempt to make those failures appear to be racism.

WOLF, WOLF, WOLF, WOLF, WOLF, WOLF, WOLF, WOLF, WOLF.....

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