My overlords at iTunes e-mailed me today and told me to start hawking The Beatles. Please go buy their albums so Steve Jobs doesn't come to my home and kill me.
Please? Click the image below to go directly to The Beatles iTunes store thingy.
I had a scratchy, little annoying cough today so I inhaled an entire Thermos full of Thera-Flu. Seriously, I had no idea what the Hell I was doing, but now I feel as if my skin were covered in frozen almonds that are alive. Well, that started a few minutes after I woke up face down in my living room with my pants around my ankles and all of my furniture had been moved around.
Did I mention that I wrote all over my body in red Sharpie? The writing appears to be some ancient glyph language, but dammit, it sure is beautiful. How long does it take indelible marker to wear off? Because most of it is on my face. Just another Saturday, I guess. Funny thing though, this hasn't happened since I stopped drinking a fifth a whiskey every day.
Not only that, I was FREEZING when I woke up and immediately performed a The Google search for global warming. Guess what I found? The only country on the entire planet that actually shows any warming in the entire time frame between 1995 and 2009 was Venezuela. Wonder why that is? Isn't that the Communist country run by Hugo Chavez, the guy who spoke so harshly about getting a bunch of money to fight Anthropomorphic Global Warming at that Gore-a-palooza concert in Buttholeville a coupla' weeks ago? Wow, no wonder he needs that money, his is the only real country that is suffering from AGW! Still more on the AGW FRAUD. It is the gift that keeps on giving!
I am certainly glad that we have a president that acknowledges the overwhelming dange that Muslims pose to the world. It only took him a week after the last terrorist attack to speak a few words about it. Oddly enough, his administration knew about the attack back in October. I am also glad that Barry is NOT RESTING until he finds that responsible, even while he is at the golf course in Hawaii. How hard is it to find someone that openly admits that they are responsible and does the guy that lit his nuts not have anything to do with the fact that he lit his own nuts? Sorry, I have never been a Muslim, so I have no idea how Barry thinks. Maybe he is CRAZY to go along with his STUPID.
Am I supposed to assume that THIS IS GOOD NEWS for the "universal healthcare" movement? Since dead people is what the Democrats want more of, I guess so.
Oh! Now, I see where that money is going to originate. How stupid of me. Remember, Obama is NOT going to raise taxes on anyone making more than 250k a year. "Read my lips. No. New. Taxes. I am just going to let the tax cuts EXPIRE."
I am deadlining for Tuesday, so please bear with me while I let the traffic of this blog fall into ruin, I drop out of the top 20 blogs in Mississippi, while still maintaining my NUMBER TWO CONSERVATIVE ranking, and watch the comments wither away.
If you watch only one video for the rest of your life, MAKE IT THIS ONE and emulate the woman in it.
Here's a post that shows exactly how feckless and idiotic Democrats have become. They are a cancer on this country and should all be locked up.
Here's the economic news roundup. Check it, it is double-plus ungood. But, then again, Democrats are running the country and it ALWAYS happens this way.
Since I thought that I could never accomplish anything more with this here blarg after clawing my way to the top of The Google search for "Gavin DeGraw penis," I seriously fretted over just throwing the keys to this place away.
As I grow older and hopefully more wise, my thoughts are never just surface scratchers, I sometimes lie awake for hours just reflecting on things and sometimes I resolve a situation or two. My problem? Dammit, I just love everything about everything. I simply cannot disconnect enough to NOT care.
I got a comment on a Facebook post that asked, "Why are you so negative?" After a cursory glance, I can say unequivocally, that I am the exact opposite of that. Even this title of this Height of Mediocrity blog is a tongue-in-cheek reference to the way others view me. It is certainly NOT the way that I view myself.
Do I see the difficulties facing us every single day? Why, of course I do and I point them out with regularity. The folks that label themselves "Progressives" are quite possibly the biggest drag on society in general. I mean really, ANOTHER Woodstock movie? Progressive? Do you realize that band jam was held August 15-18, 1969? FORTY FRIGGIN' YEARS AGO. That was the PINNACLE of the ideology of Progressives and they return to that as if it were their Hajj.
When your ideology centers around getting together to get beachfront property stoned, sexed up, and muddy as Hell, maybe you need to rethink your ideology. But, they got together to allegedly advocate for PEACE, LOVE, and WORLD HARMONY. Ignore the fact that is kinda hard to accomplish when you are stoned outta your gourd. Rational thought becomes kinda difficult when you are trashed.
All that said, Woodstock did NOT end the Vietnam War. If you would like to assign an accomplishment to those days of hippie free-love and stonerism, you can say that it launched a generation of sexual deviants that eschewed the decency of history, gave us a moral equivalence that promoted and enabled the spread of AIDS and other STDs, unraveled years of increasing family harmony, lowered the intelligence barre, and basically returned us to the aesthetic of the CAVEMAN. WOW! What a weird love connection, huh?
By the way, YES! I did lurve the music, but dammit, that was forty years ago. Do you realize that there have been a couple of good albums released since Woodstock, Hippie? Just for a reference for you younger folks, AEROSMITH had not cut their first album and dang, those guys are your GRANDPARENTS!
Do you want to know the really, really funny part about the Woodstock festival? It was a MONEY MAKING VENTURE to finance the building of a recording studio!!! EVIL CORPORATE CAPITALISM!!! But, as all Progressive ideas end in utter calamity, Woodstock followed the only path of all of those ideas, it was an utter and total FAILURE. By the way, try to find ONE single Progressive idea and subsequent methodology that has led to success. (I'll die from old age, my kid shall die from old age, his kids, which have yet to be born yet, shall die from old age while you search.)
Now, can we agree to let Woodstock die the hideous, shuddering, brutal, blood-letting death that it so rightfully deserves? Let's focus instead on the next Woodstock, Jubilee Jam. (Yes, it has been an utter failure, too, because it is following the same ideology.)
By the way, this guy's parents had not even hit puberty and had probably never met when Woodstock was ten years in the past. Music certainly has come a long way in FORTY FRIGGIN' YEARS!
Well, Clanium sent me the link to the DBT show and the recording doesn't suck too bad, but folks, here's a little etiquette lesson: STFU at the rock show. If you and Sally Sue gotta get to talking about your toenails, head to the friggin' car, PLEASE?
Cooley stunk it up on Zip City, but Love Like This is probably the best live version of the song I have heard. HERE's the whole show for download. Not their best work, though.
I just got through listening to the rock show that I went to in 2004, much better quality recording, plus Jason Isbell! Yeah, it was better, too bad I have no recollection of even being there past the point of dropping the beer on folks that I was meeting. I blame Clanium for letting me get that drunk. Loser friends! Of course, that was less than four months after Carla died, too. So, there is my excuse, huh?
By the way, just over twenty-three days left until GLORY! And whomever gets to play The Gates gotta deal with THIS PERFECTLY TERRIFYING LOOKING "HUMAN." Dang, dang, dang.
...so the collected works of Shakespeare are unlikely, but a book from Cornel West or Al Franken is easily completed.
When I finally kicked open my reader last night, I had over 1200 posts waiting for me. I must admit that I did not read every word. Sorry folks, but I did skim every single one of them, made notes, and marked the ones that I wanted to linkdump.
Oddly, the birth certificate thingy is STILL in the news. You would think that President Nancyboy would simply go ahead and release that, huh? Why are so many people asking about that and so many fakes cropping up? Let's just assume that Barry thinks that spending ONE MILLION DOLLARS to keep it sealed is a good idea. What could possibly be on that long form thingy? Is Obamoron NOT his real father? WHO CARES?!?!?!?! Barry is an idiot of monumental proportions, who knocked up his MOONBAT mother is unimportant. We all know that the Dunhams are scuzbuckets, just like the Obamas. Again, WHO CARES?!?!?!?!
So, what makes people want to find out these things, could it be a plot to marginalize the SMART PEOPLE by making them look like Leftard idiots like Barry? Hmmmm?
So, why will Barry and his merry gaggle of fucking imbeciles NOT simply cut taxes and get this country back on track? Us 95% could sure use that tax cut right now. Oh, that is right, they are contrarian economists. By the way, the longest peace time expansion of the economy ENDED when the Party of the Morons took over in 2007.
When this blog was enjoying the greatest traffic, I was spending all day, every day talking about the stupidity of racism. From all parties involved. Since I have lost almost all of the daily traffic, I decided to continue the model that has caused me to lose all the traffic.
Yes, this blog has OFFICIALLY decided to follow the model set by the new Moron President. If something doesn't work, double down and keep trying that very tactic. I anticipate that traffic shall start booming again, very soon.
So, let's linkdump.
I am struggling to get a grip on exactly what the ramifications are for Chrysler dumping dealerships. Oddly, Chrysler is trying to dump under-performing dealerships, doesn't this DIRECTLY CONTRADICT the economic plan of the Obamoron? Why would the Obamoron Administration sign off on a bankruptcy plan that is the EXACT OPPOSITE of what they are trying to accomplish on a national scale?
My favorite part of this? The LOSER DEALERSHIPS are suing. Come on, when Democrats EAT Democrats, it is funny and you know it. Yes, all losers are Democrats. Facts are important here, you know.
In case you were unaware, every time that the Democrats control government, everyone gets poorer. This is a known FACT, proven beyond any doubt with math. Anyone want to take me up on the bet of the FACT that unemployment will skyrocket right around the end of July?
The big dust-up over the weekend was the Obama-Sex-Fest at Notre Dame. Being a Catholic, I have never understood how other Catholics could actually vote for Democrats. I have never understood how Blacks, or Jews, or Asians could vote for Democrats either, but that is unimportant to this diatribe. You see, the outreach arm of the Democrat Party, the Ku Klux Klan, actually assaulted and killed Catholics almost as often as they killed Blacks, Jews, and Asians, so in order to support the Democrats, you must support the Klan. Why Democrats embrace the Klan is beyond my comprehension, but I have never been an idiot or a moron, so I guess I do not have to understand what idiots or morons do.
By the way, yesterday when I posted that about NOT watching Barry's speeches, I did not take into account that maybe there are even more sinister elements at work here. Gateway Pundit has a You Tube video of the protesters that actually has 175 comments, yet only 308 viewers on the You Tube counter. Wow! A comment ratio that high has never been achieved in the history of the world! Oddly, it is simply MORE proof that there are no truths or facts surrounding the alleged support for this president and his policies. SHOCKER!
While Barry was in South Bend promoting the slaughter of the unborn, Doddering Joe Biden was drunkenly stumbling around DC, assaulting Black people, raping women, and divulging NATIONAL SECURITY SECRETS. When Barry said, "Nobody messes with Joe," he meant that nobody ever wants to hear Joe speak, see Joe in the immediate area, or ever hear anything about what Joe has ever done in his lifetime. I have just been sent the actual questionnaire that the search committee used to pick the Vice Presidential candidate. It had one question, "Who is the MOST fucktarded, imbecilic, douchebag that has ever been to DC?" There was only one possible answer. (Plus, you gotta love that photo on the linked page. I mean really, that guy even looks like a pompous asshole with DEAD eyes. Damn, that photo creeps me the Hell out!)
Here's some Twittah hashtag services. Without the Twittahers using hashtags, I would never know who to ignore. That is important to know when you are the NUMBER ONE Twittaher in Jackson, Mississippi. INFLUENCE, it's what's for dinner. (Yes, I am more influential on Twittah than the largest newspaper in the state of Mississippi.)
Finally, Girl on the Right and Brass Balls Radio has their FIRST ANNIVERSARY EDITION posted for your enjoyment. Mark Steyn guest hosts, too! It is just like Rush Limbaugh! I haven't listened to it yet, but that Mark Steyn guy talks funny. Odds say that he ain't from around here.
It's that time of year, folks, the kids are all getting together to have their Spring party known lovingly as "The Prom." Some try to cram as much FAIL in as possible.
These kids from Punahou School succeeded. Oddly, the dumbest kid to ever go to school there is now the leader of the free world.
While the Dumbest Kid from Punahou School is currently partying like it is 1917, those in his FIRST RELIGION are working on figuring out the compass and basic mathematics, how to prepare food, OH! and FIRE.
One of the very first things that the Dumbest Kid from Punahou School has to figure out to control his prom, is the suppression of all news that PROVES him to be stupid. You know, kinda like the Chinese or the other ideologues that Dumbest Kid lurves.
Just so you know, the Dumbest Kid from Punahou School has set the standard for the WORST EMPLOYMENT RECORD EVAH for a new president. The. Worst. Record. Evah. I seriously have tried to figure out a positive way to spin that, FAIL.
Even his supporters, when actually sounding like they have something to tell you, SAY NOTHING.
Another little hiccup in the policies of the Dumbest Kid from Punahou School points to the fact that even though the whole damn world supposedly lurves us now, they are all shooting rockets, and killing folks, and shit. Contradictions CANNOT exist in reality, people.
While ripping music during the day, I came across the soundtrack for The Big Chill and for some reason I felt the need to check up on the bit players in the movie.
Let's just be really honest. Kevin Kline has photos of someone doing something very, very wrong to be able to be with Phoebe Cates all these years. TWENTY YEARS, y'all. We know beyond ANY doubt why he stays with her, can you come up with a single one why she stays with HIM?*
And yes, Phoebe Cates is OLDER than even me. ALMOST a whole year, too. Phoebe runs a STORE in Manhattan now. WEBSITE HERE.
Please take the time to comment.
*I'm just kidding, she obviously jizzes her skivvies over Santa.
In an effort to reduce the size of my CARBON footprint, I am ripping all of my music to my portable drive. I noticed that I have a great many discs from the 1991-1996 era. And I have a disproportionate amount of chick singers. I like wimmen voices, especially if they are STRONG female voices, like Gladys Knight. Anyhoo, there was a band out in the early nineties called "4 Non-Blondes" and the lead singer was Linda Perry, who could wail. Here's Linda singing their one hit with piano. Linda is kinda weird, by the way.
The band didn't hang around for a follow-up, so I checked to see what they were doing. Linda Perry has been writing and producing for some of the more popular chicks in music today, Christina Aguilera, Pink, some other folks, but here's Linda from the Aguilera video "Save Me from Myself." She looks EXACTLY like Slash.
Well, maybe not EXACTLY like Slash, but DAMN close.
I read that today in 1942, the first Tuskegee Airman were initiated. I can find no corroboration on that date. In fact, I have found many, many articles that contradict that date, but what the Hell, this is Blackuary and the truth means nothing as long as we are promoting the superiority of the black folks.
You have also heard a billion stories of how the Tuskegee Airmen never lost a bomber in all of their flying days. That is bullshit as well. They lost minimally twenty-five bombers to enemy fire, but what would black supremacy be without blatant out and out lying? Even our local papers at the time were promoting the "Never lost a bomber" story, even on the very days when bombers were being shot from the sky.
Now, am I trying to marginalize the Tuskegee Airmen? Of course not. I am simply telling the truth. Our airmen and soldiers are the best trained, most accomplished, and most successful fighting force in the history of the world. There exists no reason to lie about their accomplishments, but to actually try to state that the Tuskegee Airmen accomplished something that was too far-fetched for even the Tuskegee Airmen does reduce their accomplishment. They were good at what they did and they accomplished their missions, even while there was a decidedly Democrat racism occurring in this country. Quit the lies, folks, they are unnecessary and destroys all credibility with regards to an heroic group of men that were successful in the harshest of times. Read more.
Barry Obama could learn a thing or two from those heroes.
Trouble on the home-front for Barry and his band of criminals, yo.
Eric Holder, the lying sack of shit that Barry chose for Attorney General is in the news. This is probably because he is going to make Janet Reno look like an accomplished barrister, but let's take a gander at Eric's wins. Deported Elian Gonzales, lobbied for Marc Rich and the FALN terrorists to get pardons, and thinks that Americans are COWARDS.
Remember when Madeline Albright was Sec-uh-tary of State and the entire Middle East hated us? Round Two starts right now. Please recall that every single thinking person in the world FUCKING HATES THE CLINTONS.
What do you expect from an administration that passes the LARGEST GOVERNMENT SPENDING BILL IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD! and then states that we must ALL LEARN TO LIVE WITHIN OUR MEANS? I used to just think that Barry was a dumbass, now I know that he is stark raving insane.
More folks talking down the economy. Well, you now have the MORON in the White House that thinks Jimmah Carter was a good president, what the Hell do you expect?
But, but, but Barry backs Sharia Law! Thank the sweet Baby Jesus that it is just in Pock-i-Stahn for the time being.
Hopefully, Sharia Law will not happen overnight in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, even though bank robbers and cop killers are wearing burqas now. Yes, Philadelphia is the place that served as our first national capitol. Long way from that now, huh?
President Chimpy McDumbasfuckingshit and his moron army are up in arms about this cartoon. Granted, I do not see the humor in the cartoon, but there are boatloads of humor in the lefties responses to it. Does anyone recall the "cartoonist," Ted Rall doing a whole series of "cartoons" depicting Dr. Rice as a porch monkey? Or as a squawking Bush parrot? FAIRNESS DOCTRINE, you assholes.
How can you get rich in the Age of Obama? Learn to be a whining, crying, little dumbass douchebag. WIN A PRIZE! Dang, we, the working folks, are DOOMED.