Drive-By Blogging - What's Up, Dude?

Well, not much going on with me, still without full internet service and it will be after April first before I get the router. Way to go, Comcast!!!

On to the BLOG SHOW!!!

Barry Obama gets head stuck between the balusters of the White House grand stair!

Those folks in the UK have decided that Barry Obama's best traits are that he is so stupid that he cannot be evil.

But, at least he knows how to spend the money!

Has the Nobel clusterf*ck ever taken away their Heisman?

The Obama Stimulus only cost seven million jobs. That is the closest to a success President Shit-Eater has ever had.

And luckily gas is not going to cost more than five bucks a gallon. In case you forgot, national average was $1.799 a gallon when W. Bush left office.

Two Dogs does evolution, AGAIN.

Ann Coulter likes "Progressive" science.

I am currently working on the latest issue of Playing With Your Google and will post quite a few architecture links to the Tumblr today. Hit me up over there, I am doing some testing and I need your help.


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Drive-By Blogging - It's Snowing Again (UPDATED: No longer snowing)

I never leave anything in the draft folder, so this has been sitting there since Thursday morning. Bad_pool_caller kept me from publishing this then, and since that time I have had to pay someone to recover my data, shovel the damned world clear of snow, reload all my software, beat a twelve year old unconscious, disintegrate into innumerable bouts of cussing, chuck a cat fully across the entire backyard, and read hundreds of blog posts about how Sarah Palin is to blame for some "Progressive" douchebag going batshit in Tucson.

Full Metal Patriot handles the "Progressive" douchebag topic pretty well, but allow me to add a few little tidbits to the argument.

Democrats, "Progressives", liberals, whatever you want to call these morons, are EIGHT TIMES MORE LIKELY to commit crimes than normal people, sane folks, Republicans, Conservatives, or whatever you want to call us. Yes, I did the math on this bullshit about four years ago, so please, if you are a betting person, when you hear about someone pulling a gun and killing folks, robbing liquor stores, slinging dope, or whatever the crime, if you say it was a Democrat, chances are that you shall be right. Vegas betting types would toss the whole farm into the pool on which political philosophy that criminals follow and they would pocket many, many farms betting against the Barrystream Media.

When the Republicans took the House floor the other day, they forced the vampires in the Moronic Democrat Party to listen to the Constitution being read. Of course, according to the dumbasses in the Democrat Party, the OLD OLD OLD Constitution is just too hard to understand. Dammit, I wish that the dead, old, white slaveowners that wrote the Constitution had the foresight to predict the entire Democrat Party being nothing but braindead imbeciles that hate freedom. It sure would have made things much easier if those guys would have put some kind of IQ disclaimer in that august document, then Democrats would not be allowed to hold public office.

They could have set the IQ threshold around 40 and we would never have to sit through another Democrat giving a speech on anything.

In case you slept through the latest economic news, here is the "accomplishment" of the Democrat Congress that has run DC since January 2007.

Folks, I am still uncertain if the Republicans can undo the stuff that Barry Obama and the Idiot Party have done to our country in their four years of running stuff.

Plus, it remains to be seen how much backbone the Republicans have, too. Boehner. Geez, who thought that guy was a good choice for Speaker and why are they allowed to open their mouth?

Brent Favre is retiring? Hol-ee crap, no one ever saw that coming.

Wonder if that guy can stay retired this time? Please, Brent, you are embarrassing the Great State of Mississippi. Stay gone this time.

And, Brent, if you are looking for a good product to endorse, this one has your name sprayed all over it.

Stay tuned, later this week on Your MoM, Jokes from the MiL returns!!!

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Drive-by Blogging - All the Barry News That's Fit to Link!

*Here is Barry checking out his biggest fan*

Listening to the news this morning, I ran across Chris Matthews berating the shit outta a GOP Proud dude on the radio, and then that ridiculous story was followed up with more insanity.

Let's be honest, yet again. If you are a "Progressive," you are dumber than a barrel of hair. Granted, your ideology might be based on "caring" about stuff, but the results of your feelings based actions are detrimental to the world.

You see, RESULTS MATTER.

To help you break that viscous cycle of stupidity, starting filling your head with KNOWLEDGE, instead of spreading your arms open with CARING. Shocker to end all shockers, at no point in history has the liberal ideology accomplished anything worthwhile. Just check the stats.

We have spent untold TRILLIONS in welfare, TRILLIONS in education, TRILLIONS in environmental protection, TRILLIONS in all sorts of programs to alleviate poverty, and NONE of this money has accomplished anything.

Check this crap out, the "Progressive" ACLU, the liberals' only way of getting their ideology enacted, is based solely on Stalinist policy. Who did not know this?

Conversely, "Conservative" ideology is based on actual results. Dr. Sowell explains more.

One of the Left's favorite "Conservative" Obama-Lovers tries to argue that Barry is NOT a big spending "Progressive" hack. Not only that, some of the dumbest people in the world think that Fox News is "Conservative."

The only way that Fox appears remotely "Conservative" is when you compare the network to the shrill and dense moonbattery going on at all the other networks. For David Shuster to say ANYTHING, ANYTHING AT ALL, about ideology of a network, is beyond asinine.

Steve B expounds on the truisms that "Progressivism" never works.

What is so terribly UNFUNNY to me is that all one has to do to see the alarming FAILURE of every "Progressive" policy, is turn their gaze toward Detroit. You have every liberal policy for the last fifty years there and it is a total shithole.

By the way, Mississippi, the UAW is gunning for y'all, just like they did Detroit.

Chicago, face it, you cannot avoid Detroit's level of suck.

What the "Progressives" did to Detroit, they are DOING to the United States, too. Our national debt increased by 154 BILLION overnight. To put that in perspective, that is the total ECONOMY of over eighty countries on Earth.

Luckily, since the Dumbass Democrats got slaughtered in November, maybe we can seriously undo all the stupid shit that Barry and his idiotic party have put in place. Of course, Barry is "warning" the Republicans to play nice and all bi-partisan. Why does it seem that the most arrogant people on Earth are always the dumbest f**ks that we ever encounter?

And why does the national media have to continue to push lie after lie upon us? Krugman tries to argue that the federal government has grown in size because of the Census. FALSE. Of course, Krugman is also arguing that there is NO INFLATION!!!

You have to be a special kind of stupid to not recognize how much prices have exploded since the Democrats (with W. Bush's help) jacked minimum wage up to the stupid level. And by "stupid level," I mean greater than ZERO.

Oh, while we are yakking about wages, Morgan Warstler at Big Government has an interesting proposal.

Face it, folks, if you want to see idiocy in action, just watch President Obama daily. Hey, you know what will really help matters of security or economics? Taking a shitload of property out of circulation. The only thing missing when I see any new proposal from Barry, is a mean-ass Vietnamese dude slapping my face, screaming "MOAW*!!!" (* or whatever the Hell that dude was screeching in The Deerhunter.)

Speaking of The Deerhunter, that Meryl Streep is one ugly broad. You know what kind of guys find her attractive? BLIND ONES.

The UN-fun part about the Obama land grab is that is is for some ridiculous moonbat "Save the Earth" bullshit. hey, but since everyone with two brain cells to rub together knows that "Progressives" have no clue about math, science, language, history, geography (57 states), we have to actually sit idly by and watch these dumbasses do stuff based on LIES. ONCE AGAIN, AGW IS NOT HAPPENING.

Since Al Gore flunked out of divinity school, he had to start his own religion. Luckily for Al, there are plenty of stupid people to give him money.

But, Al Gore's Bible, that he wrote, is about as true as the damned spaceship following the comet that the Heaven's Gate cult worshiped. Al needs to slip on his Nikes and eat some applesauce, and just go to sleep. But, please Al, do not forget your freaking towel.

You know how the left doesn't believe in G_d and had to sue Tenn to get the monkey thing taught? Here's my post on that crap. it took them fifty years after that Scopes thingy to get baby killing made legal, but they are patient. Evil always is.

While we are on the topic of how much "Progressives" need stupid people to survive, their school system sure is producing that stupid person supply. But, boy it is pricey.

Kinda like that ObamaCare is going to be. Boehner promises to repeal it, though.

That will NEVER happen, but maybe getting everyone ObamaCare waivers will. Next up, Social Security waivers.

But, having a Constitution Lesson with Justice Scalia simply cannot hurt anything for Congress. Well, other than a bunch of milquetoast nancies getting offended by having to listen to Scalia.

By the way, no one said anything about the Lightbox opt-in form. I have it set on showing up every two days. You can just click the "X" at the top right to kill it. Sign-Up though. I have a new link on the sidebar to my traffic building stuff, see if you can find it.

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Adoption - Superman Style

A friend told me about why he was such a big Superman fan and the day after I saw this. Cool beans.

Get the book here.

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Brett Favre's Penis

Dude, come on, you are searching for "Brett Favre's PENIS."

Weirdo.

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Verizon, Carline, the GOP, and HUMANS

Obviously, the post title is a short list of the things that chapped my ass today.

I made the mistake of answering a questionnaire from the GOP a few months ago. They contacted me in order to find out what smart people are thinking. Of course, I agreed to be part of the "Conservative" bloggers pool of talent and awesomeness for the GOP. Daily, I receive links, from the GOP, to some of the dumbest shit you have ever read. Seriously, it is like their entire mission is to become obsolete and never win another election in the future. And today...they sent me a blind link to a 240 megabyte PDF file. I clicked it because I thought that they were not F'ing morons. Who the Hell is stupid enough to send someone a link to a PDF that damned big? Even more amazing, how the Hell did they even MAKE a PDF that big.

Needless to say, it locked up my computer with my AutoCad running as I was detailing a brick ledge on a garage. YES. I lost my work.

Then, I went to pick up the boy from school this afternoon. CARLINE, who the Hell came up with that idiocy? It is literally like Father's Day in the ghetto. The SUV directly in front of me had a funny bumper sticker, though. "Renew." On an SUV. That sat idling for 45 minutes in front of me. Windows rolled up. Air conditioning on. Do these granola crunching idiots even know what they "think?"

Then on to the Wal*Mart to MAKE GROCERIES and get some pencils. Got a text message and the NEW Droid X locked up. I wrote in my initial review post that text messaging was slow, but the phone froze and would do nothing else.

So, to Verizon I went. Frozen pizzas in the car. (Oh, and some of those steamer gay meals that chicks eat for lunch, too.)

After FREAKING signing in at Verizon, Kenny from the Cosby Show calls me back. I explain the problem to him, show him what I mean, then hand him the phone. He immediately began struggling to remove the battery cover. I became terrified IMMEDIATELY. For those of you that have an INFERIOR phone, the cover is really easy to remove. Simply push down, and slide it off. PIECE. OF. CAKE.

Kenny keeps struggling. I offer to remove it myself, he declines and before I could do anything else, he pops the cover off with a screwdriver. Then he struggles to remove the battery and finally pops it out with the screwdriver, too.

He then proceeds to do what he called a HARDBOOT, but what in fact he did was REMOVE THE PARTITION and formatted the drive. He even scrubbed the freaking SD card. Data? AW, FUCK THAT, HOSS. Finally, I just snatched the phone and FLED.

After many attempts to restore the OS on the phone, the technician on the phone simply gave up. They apologized profusely and I shall have a new Droid X on Friday. The testing of the phone shall START OVER then. Personally, I think that there was something defective on the phone because of how slow the messaging was, but I'll find out for sure, FRIDAY.

Anyhoo, in the interim, I am back on the all dependable MotoRazr V3, again. Dude, why did I ever ditch that sweet, sweet phone? (One minor problem though. They forgot to enable my internet on this phone, so I cannot get e-mail while I am away from the comprooter. You think five hundred bucks is a legitimate credit since their store "tech" wiped my data?)

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Drive-By Blogging - Too Many Irons in the Fire

ALERT!  All of the links in this post have been generated by Zemanta.  I did not add these links, so check them before shooting off to parts unknown, yo.

I am going through all my folders and ditching stuff and cleaning up my comprooter.  It is hilarious that the minute I added this image, Zemanta suggested forty photos of President Molenose McDumboears.

*Click it to see the Big 12 Incher*  (This Zemanta link leads to the Big 12 Conference.)

I found this from forever ago.  No, I am no longer number one on Teh Google for "Zebra Jesus."  I have failed in my ONE lifelong quest.

Anyhoo, I am steadily working toward the relaunch of my business blerg (relearning Wordpress is not the easiest thing in the world), I am trying to put together an affiliate marketing SCHEME for said business blorx, and I am trying to keep from folding the business entirely because of the HORRIBLE Democrat-caused Greater Depression.  Can someone please tell me how the Democrats have ever gotten another single vote since they formed the Klan and started killing Republicans and black folks?

And do not get me started on how in the mortal Hell black folks can vote for people that have pledged to kill those black folks if they vote...You would think that black people would not even be IN the party that wants black folks dead, but what in the Hell do I know, I am not black!  (I told you that electing Obama would set race relations back 100 years or more.  RIGHT. AS. USUAL.)

And what in the Hell is The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo and why do I see this every time I boot my comprooter?

Just so you know, I would appreciate it greatly if you would use your drop-down "SHARE" button on this post on your FAILbook.  Yes, of course, this is yet ANOTHER ridiculous traffic test.

Do it and you are eligible to win a lifetime supply of posts on MoM and a chance to be shortlisted for the next guest-er topic of your choice.

The more you enter, the better your chances of winning.  Trust me, I am checking the entire FAILbook site to see how many times you post this post in your posts on the posts of FAILbook.

And also, this post represents the first time that I am applying ALL the Zemanta tags on everything.  Hover your cursors over the links before you click them to see where they lead.  I literally have no clue, before I publish.

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Drive-by Blogging - Sunday Funnies

No. There is NOTHING funny going on.

In case you were wondering what I see as the future of news aggregate-or stuff, it is somewhat like examiner.com. They are not quite there yet, in my opinion, but it is coming closer to what I want and need. CITIZEN JOURNALISTS UNITE! Yeah, you can sign up to cover your area, too. I signed up for "The Milky Way Galaxy." Y'all will have to handle the rest, mmmmakay?

Barry Obama is a henpecked sissy. Wow, now there's some breaking news, huh?

And oddly enough, Barry the Barbarian at Born Again Redneck links the description of all the Obamabots, today.

The artist formerly known as "Rightwing Sparkle" explains to Crissy Matthews why Rush Limbaugh is successful. I can't understand why these things must be said, but I am not a liberal moron, either.

The pending "Oilcane" disaster. Please keep in mind that the very reason for the Deepwater Horizon calamity is because Barry Obama took BRIBES from BP.

The standard of Barry Obama taking bribes started as early as 2003, too. Typical Democrat behavior, too.

The Admiral sees typical Democrat underhanded behavior in the firing of McChrystal. Shocker, huh?

Don't like guns? Sandpoundingly stupid? Don't understand the Constitution? Lie to support your case.

Anarchists? Hardly, but still Canadian Police are useless moonbats. This is surely the future of all metropolitan police in the US, too.

More on Canadian stupidity. Just curious, aren't all Canadians homosexual anyway? Why do they have to march and stuff?

Here is an expected graphic showing the successes of public education when more and more money is spent on it.

If the Republicans stand strong on the principles of limited government, a BUNCH of deadbeats and people destroyed by Obamanomics are going to muchly displeased.

George Will explains why paying unemployment benefits is freaking stupid. He must read my blog for his material. Good thing that I wrote that yesterday and Right Girl shared it on Teh Google Reader, otherwise George Will would have been stammering around for something to say this morning and boring us with what he describes as "baseball talk." Speaking of which, is there more boring way to talk about baseball? I mean, baseball is one of the two interesting sports and Will makes it sound like a vuvuzela.

Big move in the US Oil Fund. What is UP WITH THAT?

Anyhoo, enjoy today, it might be your last if the Democrats have anything to say about it.

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Traffic - A Shocker

*Click it to see it big.*

Does the entire continent of Africa SUCK? Yes, and HARD, too.

Obviously, so does a huge chunk of Asia.

But, thanks goes to our military in Iraq for checking in!!!

And in case you are a Democrat County Supervisor, here is an atlas so you can understand what this image represents.

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Drive-By Blogging - Quick News Links (and assorted flotsam and jetson)

In these perilous times when we are governed by the anti-intellectual left, we must always keep in mind how much respect and bi-partisanship they exhibit toward our ideology.

*Click it to see it big. This is the mindset of the Leftist.*

Starting with the only demographic that bucked the national trends in presidential elections. How's that Hopeum and Changebah working out for you? Are you getting it in the end that you wanted?

By the way, they will let anyone start a blog. This was Barry Obama's blog before he was elected and he finally posted something again. Genius? But, of course.

Doug Mataconis linked Sarah Palin's LinkedIn profile today, I thought that I should link Barry Obama's because seriously, there could not be a single person that would hire him for anything, even though he is President. (I still have yet to figure out why Doug hates Palin so badly. Okay, she is a politician that everyone is trying to back as the newest leader, but still, she IS hot and that counts.)

The Marxist newspaper of record slashes "newsroom" jobs. That capitalism is killing them, why can't we get a newspaper bailout? OH! And while you are at it, try to save the horse-buggy-whip industry, too. We are probably going to need them again pretty soon, you know?

More guns = Less dead cops? WTF? This defies ALL leftist logic, too!

Miriam has been bringing the snark for a few posts lately. Note to self, never piss off the librarian.

Anthropomorphic Global Warming is still in the "news." Well, if you consider the Washington Post to be a "news" outlet anyway.

Not Tucker Carlson economic news.

Gateway Pundit has moved, your Reader links are redirected automatically, but you might want to update those manually, anyway. There goes my automatic traffic generator, now I shall have to add Trackbacks manually, too, if I want to siphon off traffic from a legitimate blarq.

I guess that I shall just start linking every Stacy McCain post to make up for Gateway Pundit killing the Blogger blog.

With Andy's Sunday Morning Quarterback post, he belittles the entire college footbaw superstructure. Something tell me that The Sweater Vest is going to have Andy suicided. Go pay your respects.

Saddawg honors Anthony Dixon and chicks.

Boston College running back, um, somebody, like set a single game record or two for Boston College. Nevermind, that meant nothing to anyone about anything. Dammit, Galveston is known for its ballerinas.....

Race Detective comics. Dude, this is hilarious. It takes a little while, but it is certainly worth it, just click the images to see 'em big.

The Mayor posts the ultimate personals newspaper ad.

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Drive-By Blogging - Whatevah.

Not really motivated by anything in the four hundred plus blog posts that I read this morning. The only thing that really stands out is the fact that there are some folks defending Barry Obama's Nobel Peace Prize. The next award that Barry needs to get?

THE FUCKING HEISMAN.

I have been concentrating on my photographic art the past few days. I like to call this one, "Beautiful Girl with Black Kangaroo."

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Blah, Blah, Blah.....

I am just not in a big blogging mood. It is nice and cool outside, the sun is out, the ground is wet, and I am HONGRY. Plus, my mind is elsewhere.

For instance, UGA is FAVORED by 3.5 over the Geaux Tigers. WTF????

Plus, the Saturn part of General Motors, the government owned car DESTROYER, has decided to close. Man, that President Obama is fucking awesome, huh?

Certainly the employment thingy is NOT reflecting those job losses yet, right? Just so you know, currently the true unemployment numbers are right around seventeen percent nationwide. But, with the stimulus package, that is NOT going to exceed eight percent. Liberal mathematics tells you that EIGHT > SEVENTEEN. YAY!!!

And what if those numbers are not at their peak yet? Since Obama has already beaten out Jimmy Carter as the president that loses the most jobs in the recent past, is there anything that he can do to right this trainwreck his party caused?

Why would the government want you to get in the stock market?

Thank goodness that Brian Williams asked Jimmy Carter about Carter's obviously fucked up and faulty WIRING. But, strangely, Brian doesn't think that it is faulty. May he die in a huge shock trauma.

Will Obama be indicted? What about get busted by arms for WTF? Holding hands with another woman?

Not rape-rape, but child advocacy.

Chicago has teen violence? You are shitting me!!!

Muslims get released from the military prison at Guantanamo and go back to killing? OMG!!1111!!!! Will anyone ever come to the realization that is WHAT ISLAM IS?

Sarah left her hair down for me. What a COUGAR!

If Patrick were king.

Michael Moore and his big, old, fat self.

Screwing feather injuns.

And looking at feather injuns HOOTERS for charity.

Twittah from inside Outlook. (Does anyone use Outlook anymore?)

Is anyone else having trouble accessing the Newsbusters site? I can get it in my reader, but if I try to go to a link, it goes to the troll filter. HINKY.

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Oh, yeah, CROOM!!! College Gameday!!!

Today in History and Making Some, too!

September 17, 1787 was the day that a bunch of dead white guys got together, smoked some hemp, and beat their slaves. This led to the revolution that we are now seeing daily. The fact that those dead, white slave owners penned the Constitution allowed us to elect MORONS. Before the slave owners published that document, morons were relegated to doing manual labor because they were too stupid. Look at them NOW!!!!

All because of a bunch of racist white guys. Basil has more.

I must say that I am overwhelmed by work, but really that is not why I am avoiding political commentary on this blog. I am avoiding it because the morons are in charge now and it is best to keep your fucking mouth shut and let them destroy the country with their stupidity. When they are finished, then the seven of us that have been carrying the world on our backs for so long can go back to what we do so well.

I really hope that the morons do not start watering plants with Gatorade before we get the chance to be in charge again.

In case you think that I am exaggerating how stupid these morontards are, below are links to PROOF.

Since we always blow trillions of tax payer dollars on helping out the countries that we conquer,we must rebuild the Soviet Union.

The President gives these people BILLIONS.

BILLIONS more. Check this shit out. These criminals are President Obama's FRIENDS that support and facilitate ILLEGAL-ALIEN, CHILD PROSTITUTION.

An image, maybe worth something. 1000 words? Yeah.

More of the President's friends are batshit crazy.

This is the state of the manufactured goods industry. Be fucking skeered.

In case you were wondering, only 45% of medical professionals will consider quitting if the moron's President gets his way. I take this as 55% of medical professionals are dumbasses.

Hello Kiffin is being lobbied to start a giant catfish at kwerterbeck this weekend. I consider this good advice. COLLEGE GAMEDAY!!!

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My Alternate Personality, Two Dogs, THINKS

Well, one of them anyway.

There has been a skull-coughing-up about those ACORN "hos" and their knowledge of the tax code. (Yes, "hos" is a racist thing.) Three offices have been busted by normal people that seek to expose the group as a Mugabe-like bullshit factory.

What do I have to say about this? Um, can we get these chicks to file MY FRIGGIN' TAXES?!?!?! Granted, everyone knows they are breaking the law and perpetrating FRAUD, but why do we always jump to the RACIST SIDE OF THINGS? Can't we all just get along? Seriously, if all I have to do to get some tax breaks is import some underage prostitutes from Guatemala or some other third world country, this seems like a small price to pay, well UNLESS you are RACIST against LATINOS.

Here's some more info on the RACIST PIMP and the RACIST WHORE.

Another thing happened at the MTV racist whorefest this weekend. Conway West jumped up on the stage and took the mic from some kid and busted out into "Hello Darling" or some other nonsense. Really, I have no clue what happened and seriously could not care less. BUT!!!! Terry Moron "claimed" that Obama called Conway a "jackass." Seriously, does anyone really believe that happened? You know DAMN WELL it did not. In the days when media really looked to report the news, this would be a lede to make the President dispute Moran's comment. Then the entire conversation would come out. Now, Moron is simply trying to prop up someone that is quickly becoming the WORST PRESIDENT IN HISTORY. The whole story is bullshit and you friggin' know it. (I might have some of these names wrong or not.)

The 9-12 March on DC. Good Lord! Normal people actually went to DC!

Normal people clean up after themselves. Idiots that feed on the productive are filthy and do not care about what they destroy.

Who gives a shit about how many people showed up? You know that there were more intelligent people in attendance and they cleaned up after themselves.

Wonder what idiots think about the Taxpayer March on DC?

It seems that some folks think that working is more important than organizing. I wish the president felt that way.

I am really curious to know who in the Hell did not know THIS by June of 2008? Really, journalists are stupid. AS FUCK.

Here is what our current administration is giving us. ALL BAD.

On the search engine front, Bing launches visual search. This is not working too well for me, but give them time. Give it a try HERE. You gotta have Silverlight installed.

And Gist has finally launched, too. This appears to have great promise.

Since I am currently GEEKING OUT here, I think that I shall give you an idea of what calculator that I use and you should, too. Firecalc also has a color picker embed. Suh-weet.

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I Am Currently Accepting Applications for Adoptees

Since I have decided that the morons in DC shall never receive another penny of my hard-earned income until they decide to attempt to follow the Constitution, I read financial blogs daily and friends bombard me with info teaching me how to keep MY OWN DAMN MONEY. Christina Jade sent me a treasure trove this morning.

Currently the law allows individuals to earn just over 100k overseas and not be taxed on those earnings. The almighty federal government also allows individuals to have 10k in monetary holdings without having to claim those assets. The kicker is that you can claim 10k for each family member.

I am currently accepting applications for adoptees to become part of my "family." Age is irrelevant, all races, creeds, religions, sexes and sexual preferences, and any level of handicap is accepted. I need AT LEAST 230 million "children." Think "Father of a Nation." I have goals.

No, you will NOT be included in the will. If you want to pony up your 10k or any lesser amount, that would be really cool, too.

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BTW - What have We Done?!?!?!

(Hat-Tip: Long-haired Hippie Engineer Guy)

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Ignorance is Bliss

There are all kinds of posts today about the passing of Robert Novak heralding him as a great champion of proper journalism ideology.

I just want to go on record saying that I have never read anything Novak wrote and have never seen him on television. But, I am sorry he is dead.

So there.

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Intentionally Vague E-mail Stuffs

Here is a good example of "taken out of context."

All of you folks that read this AWESOME! blog every day pretty much know everyone here. I also correspond with most of y'all on the downlow, too, so I think that we are all friends and the circle keeps getting bigger.

I received this little line in an e-mail from a casual reader and need a bit of translation. If you know what it means, do not blow it for everyone, mmmmmkay?

She says, "You would LOVE my booper!"

TRANSLATIONS NEEDED IN THE COMMENTS. POINTS SHALL BE ADDED FOR FILTH.

Stainless Steel Sterilized Linkdump

Less than three word links. Think about the words and lemme know if I condensed these posts correctly. Mmmmmmkay?

Worst. Song. EVAR.

Country=UNEMPLOYED.

Anti-Reverse Racism.

Continued.

MORE Democrat Racism.

Racism 101.

Racists p0wned.

Eco-terrorists.

MOM Jeans FAIL.

AGW Video.

Obama SUCCESS?

Clintonesque 101.

Cheney DEATH SQUADS.

Obama terrorism.

Obama Carter.

Barry the Deadbeat.

Housing Handbasket.

Jackmalia Record Plundering.

Democrat Censorship!!!!

Atheist Creationism.

NOT INDIAN MOUND.

Facebook Feather Troofers.

Threesome FTW!!!

Confederacy v. Union.

21st Century Drunkdialing.

Redskin AWESOME.



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So Beautiful and Smart

"GOC" is Grouchy Old Cripple and that is where I stole this from. Read More.

This photo is brought to you by BLACK Trash Wednesday.

By the way, Michelle Obama is friggin' awesome because she has three times as many teeth as the average human.

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