Street Kirkherb and the Four Letter Moron Team (ESPN's College Gameday squad) are headed to an epic JuCo matchup today in Wisconsin for the tOSU v. Badger game. I thought Junior College footbaw was always played on Thursday or Friday night, but really I had no clue. I do not watch junior college footbaw.
COLLEGE GAMEDAY!!!
SCOREBOARD MOVED TO OCTOBER 23, 2010. COLLEGE GAMEDAY!!!
In Division I college footbaw, the championship conference, we have almost a full schedule with only Rocky Top having the day off.
Vandy @ UGA at 12:21 is the first college footbaw game today. Both teams really, really need this game, too. UGA seems to have the upper hand. Maybe the same team they fielded last weekend will show up again today.
Razorhawgs @ The Barn at 3:30. This is the best college footbaw game of the day in my opinion. We'll see if I am right.
'Cocks @ UK at 6:00. How did UK get sixteen homes games the very year that I moved to town? Because that is MY buzzard luck. I need to go to the grocery store today. Looks like I'll be going around SIX.
We Suck @ Da Gates at 7:00. I remember from my childhood that it seemed We Suck ALWAYS played at Flarda. Needless to say, that stadium is the hottest and loudest place on Planet Earth and I hated those games.
McWeezer State Barber and Reform College @ Geaux Tigers at 7:00. Lemme make a prediction, Les Miles will NOT let this one go the distance.
And last but certainly not least, Klansingtonville African American Bears @ Bammer at 9:00. The Klan will roll out their new racist mascot tonight. Since it is such a late start, will the time conflict with the Klan's nightly cross burnings? Only time will tell. (I added a special tag to this post in honor of Ole Miss' new mascot, see if you can figure out which one it is.
COLLEGE GAMEDAY!!!
And CROOM!!!
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Saturday, October 16, 2010
Sunday, January 31, 2010
Methinks that Congress WANTS Tarring and Feathering
Y'all who know me have watched this blog become a shitfest against the federal government and the stupidity contained within. You have also watched me go batshit crazy during college footbaw season.
THE TWO HAVE COLLIDED.
There are very few things that could strike utter fear in my soul, but Congress getting involved in college footbaw is one such thing. Orrin Hatch (Fucktarded Idiot-Utah) has introduced stupidity to try to get teams that suck into the BCS. Make no mistake, Hatch (a Republican) is making these moves because he wants THE FUCKING UTES in the championship game. This is actually patently WORSE than uSCCC being in the championship game. We are talking about THE FUCKING UTES, y'all.
Ring your Congressman/woman's phone off the friggin' hook. I mean it. If not, we are going to wind up watching Rutgers v. Harvard in the BCS "Championship Game" as the final college footbaw game of the freakin' year. Good Lord, hepp us all.
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THE TWO HAVE COLLIDED.
There are very few things that could strike utter fear in my soul, but Congress getting involved in college footbaw is one such thing. Orrin Hatch (Fucktarded Idiot-Utah) has introduced stupidity to try to get teams that suck into the BCS. Make no mistake, Hatch (a Republican) is making these moves because he wants THE FUCKING UTES in the championship game. This is actually patently WORSE than uSCCC being in the championship game. We are talking about THE FUCKING UTES, y'all.
Ring your Congressman/woman's phone off the friggin' hook. I mean it. If not, we are going to wind up watching Rutgers v. Harvard in the BCS "Championship Game" as the final college footbaw game of the freakin' year. Good Lord, hepp us all.
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Friday, January 29, 2010
Draft Day for Timbow
While enjoying a breakfast sandwich and a coupla' lattes today, I got to enjoy the humor of reading USA Today Business and Sports sections. The business section was hilarious because they are in competition with Chris Matthews to be Barry Obama's fluffers, but the sports section offered new insights into craziness.
From an article entitled "Scouts take long look at Tebow," by Scott Wood.
It seems that the NFL scouts actually have a chart for intangibles and they offer it in an Excel™ spreadsheet. I downloaded the spreadsheet and plugged in Rolle's numbers.
What do you know? They are not actually off of the charts. Mike Fucking Mayock LIED.
Here are Rolle's numbers:
Gumption (out of a possible 100): 14.1! He is almost totally devoid of gumption.
Stick-to-it-ness (out of a possible 135) 84! Slightly above the average.
Iciness (out of a possible 7): 48! Even though Rolle's iciness score IS actually off the charts (by almost seven times!), there is an additional plug-in for the Excel™ spreadsheet that lets you measure intangibles that are actually OFF THE CHARTS!!!
There are twelve more intangible metrics on the spreadsheet, yet Rolle only is technically off the charts on Iciness. Let's just skip the rest, mmmmkay?
Personally, I assume that Mayock does not actually have Microsoft Excel™ or if he does, he has no idea how to use it. This is basically why I do not watch or listen to any sportscasters at all. And pro footbaw can blow me.
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From an article entitled "Scouts take long look at Tebow," by Scott Wood.
An intriguing player is former Florida State safety Myron Rolle, who graduated in 2008 and then spent last year as a Rhodes Scholar at Oxford, deciding to put his potential NFL career on hold.
"The Rolle kid is really interesting. The intangibles are off the charts," Mayock said.
It seems that the NFL scouts actually have a chart for intangibles and they offer it in an Excel™ spreadsheet. I downloaded the spreadsheet and plugged in Rolle's numbers.
What do you know? They are not actually off of the charts. Mike Fucking Mayock LIED.
Here are Rolle's numbers:
Gumption (out of a possible 100): 14.1! He is almost totally devoid of gumption.
Stick-to-it-ness (out of a possible 135) 84! Slightly above the average.
Iciness (out of a possible 7): 48! Even though Rolle's iciness score IS actually off the charts (by almost seven times!), there is an additional plug-in for the Excel™ spreadsheet that lets you measure intangibles that are actually OFF THE CHARTS!!!
There are twelve more intangible metrics on the spreadsheet, yet Rolle only is technically off the charts on Iciness. Let's just skip the rest, mmmmkay?
Personally, I assume that Mayock does not actually have Microsoft Excel™ or if he does, he has no idea how to use it. This is basically why I do not watch or listen to any sportscasters at all. And pro footbaw can blow me.
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Tuesday, January 05, 2010
The SEC in Bowl Games
While looking at the match-ups before bowl season started, I noticed a stunning thing. There was only one SEC bowl game scheduled where the SEC team had a better record than their opponent. That was the UGA game. There was also one game where the SEC team had the same record as its opponent. That is the BCS Championship Game.
I like the match-up in the BCS Champ game. The Big 12 South and the SEC are the only conferences/divisions that are legitimate national champions. Yes, I think Bammer will win, but the game is interesting, nevertheless.
Let's look at the other games so far, since we all know that both Texas and Bammer are undefeated.
Clemson (8-5) defeated Kentucky (7-5). Clemson was SECOND in the ACC and lost to GaTech in the ACC Championship Game. Kentucky was NINTH in the SEC. Clemson won this game in the fourth quarter.
Georgia (7-5) defeated Texas A&M (6-6). UGA was FIFTH in the SEC. A&M was NINTH in the Big 12. This game was the only bowl game that was loaded toward the SEC team. The game was never close, UGA pounded A&M. Demand your money back, folks.
VaTech (9-3) defeated Tennessee (7-5). VaTech was THIRD in the ACC. Rocky Top was SIXTH in the SEC. And yes, Rocky Top got the shit beaten out of them.
Auburn (7-5) defeated Northwestern (8-4). The Barn was EIGHTH in the SEC. NW was FIFTH in the Big 10(11). The game went to overtime.
Penn State (10-2) defeated LSU (9-3). JaPa was SECOND in the Big 10(11). Geaux Tigers were THIRD in the SEC. LSU was down by ten at the half and scored 14-6 in the second half. The slow start cost the Geaux Tigers. LSU should have won this game.
Florida (12-1) defeated Cincinnati (12-0). Da Gates were SECOND in the SEC losing only the National Championship Game to Bammer. Cincinnati was the champion of the Big Least and had no business playing anyone other than a PAC-10 team in any bowl game. Cincinnati is the new Rutgers and Da Gates hammered them like a ten penny nail.
Connecticut (7-5) defeated USC (7-5). UConn was FIFTH in the Big Least. The Cocks were TENTH in the SEC. This was actually a pretty good match-up. The Cocks are notoriously bad at the end of the season and did not even get on the field until the second half of their bowl game. This was to be expected, somewhat.
Ole Miss (8-4) defeated Okie State (9-3). Ole Miss was horrendously over-ranked at the beginning of the year and their season was not disappointing to anyone that knows footbaw. They were FOURTH in the SEC. Okie State's season was terribly disappointing and they still came in THIRD in the Big 12. Of course, this game was a blowout of epic proportions, too.
Arkansas (7-5) defeated East Carolina (9-4). Razorhogs finished SEVENTH in SEC play. East Carolina was the Conference USA Champion. Arkansas pulled this one out in OT.
So it stands now that the SEC is 5-4 in bowl games. Only two of which were marginally close match-ups with the SEC being over-matched in seven games. Does this seem silly to you? It shouldn't, because the SEC is by FAR the best footbaw conference in the nation. Learn it, live it, love it.
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I like the match-up in the BCS Champ game. The Big 12 South and the SEC are the only conferences/divisions that are legitimate national champions. Yes, I think Bammer will win, but the game is interesting, nevertheless.
Let's look at the other games so far, since we all know that both Texas and Bammer are undefeated.
Clemson (8-5) defeated Kentucky (7-5). Clemson was SECOND in the ACC and lost to GaTech in the ACC Championship Game. Kentucky was NINTH in the SEC. Clemson won this game in the fourth quarter.
Georgia (7-5) defeated Texas A&M (6-6). UGA was FIFTH in the SEC. A&M was NINTH in the Big 12. This game was the only bowl game that was loaded toward the SEC team. The game was never close, UGA pounded A&M. Demand your money back, folks.
VaTech (9-3) defeated Tennessee (7-5). VaTech was THIRD in the ACC. Rocky Top was SIXTH in the SEC. And yes, Rocky Top got the shit beaten out of them.
Auburn (7-5) defeated Northwestern (8-4). The Barn was EIGHTH in the SEC. NW was FIFTH in the Big 10(11). The game went to overtime.
Penn State (10-2) defeated LSU (9-3). JaPa was SECOND in the Big 10(11). Geaux Tigers were THIRD in the SEC. LSU was down by ten at the half and scored 14-6 in the second half. The slow start cost the Geaux Tigers. LSU should have won this game.
Florida (12-1) defeated Cincinnati (12-0). Da Gates were SECOND in the SEC losing only the National Championship Game to Bammer. Cincinnati was the champion of the Big Least and had no business playing anyone other than a PAC-10 team in any bowl game. Cincinnati is the new Rutgers and Da Gates hammered them like a ten penny nail.
Connecticut (7-5) defeated USC (7-5). UConn was FIFTH in the Big Least. The Cocks were TENTH in the SEC. This was actually a pretty good match-up. The Cocks are notoriously bad at the end of the season and did not even get on the field until the second half of their bowl game. This was to be expected, somewhat.
Ole Miss (8-4) defeated Okie State (9-3). Ole Miss was horrendously over-ranked at the beginning of the year and their season was not disappointing to anyone that knows footbaw. They were FOURTH in the SEC. Okie State's season was terribly disappointing and they still came in THIRD in the Big 12. Of course, this game was a blowout of epic proportions, too.
Arkansas (7-5) defeated East Carolina (9-4). Razorhogs finished SEVENTH in SEC play. East Carolina was the Conference USA Champion. Arkansas pulled this one out in OT.
So it stands now that the SEC is 5-4 in bowl games. Only two of which were marginally close match-ups with the SEC being over-matched in seven games. Does this seem silly to you? It shouldn't, because the SEC is by FAR the best footbaw conference in the nation. Learn it, live it, love it.
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Sunday, December 13, 2009
Nick Saban IS Better Than Burr Bryant (See Note 1 at Bottom)
In an all out effort to drive much traffic to a Sunday post, I am throwing down the gauntlet and picking on Bammeroids because they are easy to pick on.
(Please ignore the FACT that if a team goes undefeated in the SEC and THEN wins the SEC Championship game, there is no reason to even have a BCS Championship Game, it is irrelevant. And ignore the FACT that Bammeroids are NOT the most obnoxious fans even in the SEC, they are actually THIRD in obnoxiousness, despite what [Dead] Tommy 5 wants you to believe.)
History of Da Burr: Burr was BORN IN ARKANSAS and won an Arkansas high school footbaw championship as a player. He also played on the Bammeroid 1934 Championship team. Blah, blah blah......
Corching: He won 6 national championships, 13 conference championships in 25 years at Bammer. Burr also added another SEC Championship in 1950 at KENTUCKY!!! That Kentucky team beat Oklahoma in the Sugar Bowl. He also had a Heisman winner, John David Crow, at Tejas Agricultural and Mechanical University, but never at Bammer. Burr also won a Southwest Conference Championship at A&M. Burr's winning percentage for thirty-six years hovered around 74%. *Yawn* (See Note 2)
Da Sabear: Nickie-Poo corched at Michigan and Toledo before getting into college footbaw corching. Some of you shall say that DANGED! Nick corched at Michigan, y'all must not know much about footbaw. That team is in the Big 10(11) and they have always sucked, so they do not count.
Nick really started corching in 1999 at Geaux Tigers. He won two SEC Championships and one national championship. He got out of footbaw in December 2004 to go be the warden at some limited capacity prison in Miami for two years and then came to Bammer in 2007. He went undefeated in regular season play in his second and third seasons there.
In case you were not watching college footbaw this year, Sabear also led the Bammeroids to an SEC Championship over Da Undefeated Gates and Circumcision Jesus. To add to this insult to Burr Bryant, Sabear also delivered Bammer's FIRST Heisman winner.
Sabear, seven years corching, probably his second national championship, three SEC Championships, and a Heisman winnah.
Burr Bryant, thirty-six years corching, six national championships, and fourteen SEC Championships, one Heisman winnah.
WHO YA' GOT?
Anyhoo, Stacy McCain is whoring himself out for money to go to Pasadena to see the Bammeroids play in the national championship game. Go hepp him out.
If I am not mistaken, the place that Bammer is playing in Pasadena is the same place they have the junior college games for uSCCC and the junior college championship game between the PAC-10 and the BIG 10(11).
And No Sheeples Here is making no qualms at all about going to Pasadena with The Other McCain. And blatant Burr Bryant ass-kissing is involved, too.
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Note 1: Yes, I am aware that this is blasphemy to Bammeroids, who cares? They went undefeated in the SEC, won the SEC Championship, a Bammer player FINALLY won a Heisman, and they are going to the Ridiculous Bowl, too.
Note 2: Burr had an offer to corch at the University of Arkansas, but turned it down to join the military after Pearl Harbor's bombing. For this act alone, Burr Bryant punks out the Sabear as the greatest corch evah at Bammer, until someone else offers up their life and livelihood instead of corching. Not even close.
(Please ignore the FACT that if a team goes undefeated in the SEC and THEN wins the SEC Championship game, there is no reason to even have a BCS Championship Game, it is irrelevant. And ignore the FACT that Bammeroids are NOT the most obnoxious fans even in the SEC, they are actually THIRD in obnoxiousness, despite what [Dead] Tommy 5 wants you to believe.)
History of Da Burr: Burr was BORN IN ARKANSAS and won an Arkansas high school footbaw championship as a player. He also played on the Bammeroid 1934 Championship team. Blah, blah blah......
Corching: He won 6 national championships, 13 conference championships in 25 years at Bammer. Burr also added another SEC Championship in 1950 at KENTUCKY!!! That Kentucky team beat Oklahoma in the Sugar Bowl. He also had a Heisman winner, John David Crow, at Tejas Agricultural and Mechanical University, but never at Bammer. Burr also won a Southwest Conference Championship at A&M. Burr's winning percentage for thirty-six years hovered around 74%. *Yawn* (See Note 2)
Da Sabear: Nickie-Poo corched at Michigan and Toledo before getting into college footbaw corching. Some of you shall say that DANGED! Nick corched at Michigan, y'all must not know much about footbaw. That team is in the Big 10(11) and they have always sucked, so they do not count.
Nick really started corching in 1999 at Geaux Tigers. He won two SEC Championships and one national championship. He got out of footbaw in December 2004 to go be the warden at some limited capacity prison in Miami for two years and then came to Bammer in 2007. He went undefeated in regular season play in his second and third seasons there.
In case you were not watching college footbaw this year, Sabear also led the Bammeroids to an SEC Championship over Da Undefeated Gates and Circumcision Jesus. To add to this insult to Burr Bryant, Sabear also delivered Bammer's FIRST Heisman winner.
Sabear, seven years corching, probably his second national championship, three SEC Championships, and a Heisman winnah.
Burr Bryant, thirty-six years corching, six national championships, and fourteen SEC Championships, one Heisman winnah.
WHO YA' GOT?
Anyhoo, Stacy McCain is whoring himself out for money to go to Pasadena to see the Bammeroids play in the national championship game. Go hepp him out.
If I am not mistaken, the place that Bammer is playing in Pasadena is the same place they have the junior college games for uSCCC and the junior college championship game between the PAC-10 and the BIG 10(11).
And No Sheeples Here is making no qualms at all about going to Pasadena with The Other McCain. And blatant Burr Bryant ass-kissing is involved, too.
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Note 1: Yes, I am aware that this is blasphemy to Bammeroids, who cares? They went undefeated in the SEC, won the SEC Championship, a Bammer player FINALLY won a Heisman, and they are going to the Ridiculous Bowl, too.
Note 2: Burr had an offer to corch at the University of Arkansas, but turned it down to join the military after Pearl Harbor's bombing. For this act alone, Burr Bryant punks out the Sabear as the greatest corch evah at Bammer, until someone else offers up their life and livelihood instead of corching. Not even close.
Wednesday, December 09, 2009
Consistency is Good
Since I cannot seem to post on a regular basis anymore, I am shutting this blog down.
Just kidding, I have never been consistent or responsible with anything that I have ever done. I have no clue how I can do any better with this blog. I have noticed that the more I bitch about how much I suck, the more money y'all send, so shit, Hell, damn, I suck. (Hide and watch the money roll in on that Pay-Pal account.)
I have been sitting here trying to figure out who should win the Heisman Trophy and the bestest candidate has got to be Barry Obama in a landslide.
Think I'm kidding? Well, then you are not watching the Congress in its attempts to force a College Playoff. While I am totally for a footbaw playoff in college baw, the very last thing I want is for the fucking CONGRESS to get involved. Dude, they are currently debating taking over our medical system. HOLY SHIT!!! That is bad enough, but FOOTBAW?!?!?!
As a matter of fact, Basil has already worked this out. I think that we should just give Basil the salary of all of the Congressdouchebags and be done with everything.
Think about this. CONGRESS. WANTS. TO. GET. INVOLVED. IN. FOOTBAW. NOES!!!!!!!!
Please remember who has been in charge of Congress since 2007, The Party of the Morons. If you care anything about anything, now is not the time for anything to move through Congress. Not only that, but think about the fact that California has FIFTY-THREE Congressmen. Does that fair well for uSCCC to be in the damn championship game every year?
Just for another fear tactic, Ohio has eighteen. Holy shit, do you think that we would have a uSCCC v. tOSU game every friggin' year? Well, of course. And then, uSCCC would be the national champion every damn year.
By the way Bammeroids, y'all have seven Congressmen, say goodbye to ever playing in the game again, but New York, y'all have 29, so I guess we'll see the damn Orangemen or whatever gay name y'all have for Sarah-Cooze this year.
You know what the most amazing part of this Congressional legislation is? It was contributed by a Republican that made a comment about Cincinnati and TCU or one of the other ridiculous teams. Shit, I fell asleep reading him bitching about the SEC, Big-12, and the PAC-10 being in the game every year. Dude, you want me to get your gay-ass shawl and purse outta the truck?
To hammer home the point, only the SEC and the Big 12 SOUTH should ever be in the championship game. There are no other legitimate teams in the country. Cincinnati sucks. So does TCU.
Congress, please just embezzle your millions, take your spoils, live like kings, and leave us normal, intelligent people the fuck alone.
Please take the time to comment.
Just kidding, I have never been consistent or responsible with anything that I have ever done. I have no clue how I can do any better with this blog. I have noticed that the more I bitch about how much I suck, the more money y'all send, so shit, Hell, damn, I suck. (Hide and watch the money roll in on that Pay-Pal account.)
I have been sitting here trying to figure out who should win the Heisman Trophy and the bestest candidate has got to be Barry Obama in a landslide.
Think I'm kidding? Well, then you are not watching the Congress in its attempts to force a College Playoff. While I am totally for a footbaw playoff in college baw, the very last thing I want is for the fucking CONGRESS to get involved. Dude, they are currently debating taking over our medical system. HOLY SHIT!!! That is bad enough, but FOOTBAW?!?!?!
As a matter of fact, Basil has already worked this out. I think that we should just give Basil the salary of all of the Congressdouchebags and be done with everything.
Think about this. CONGRESS. WANTS. TO. GET. INVOLVED. IN. FOOTBAW. NOES!!!!!!!!
Please remember who has been in charge of Congress since 2007, The Party of the Morons. If you care anything about anything, now is not the time for anything to move through Congress. Not only that, but think about the fact that California has FIFTY-THREE Congressmen. Does that fair well for uSCCC to be in the damn championship game every year?
Just for another fear tactic, Ohio has eighteen. Holy shit, do you think that we would have a uSCCC v. tOSU game every friggin' year? Well, of course. And then, uSCCC would be the national champion every damn year.
By the way Bammeroids, y'all have seven Congressmen, say goodbye to ever playing in the game again, but New York, y'all have 29, so I guess we'll see the damn Orangemen or whatever gay name y'all have for Sarah-Cooze this year.
You know what the most amazing part of this Congressional legislation is? It was contributed by a Republican that made a comment about Cincinnati and TCU or one of the other ridiculous teams. Shit, I fell asleep reading him bitching about the SEC, Big-12, and the PAC-10 being in the game every year. Dude, you want me to get your gay-ass shawl and purse outta the truck?
To hammer home the point, only the SEC and the Big 12 SOUTH should ever be in the championship game. There are no other legitimate teams in the country. Cincinnati sucks. So does TCU.
Congress, please just embezzle your millions, take your spoils, live like kings, and leave us normal, intelligent people the fuck alone.
Please take the time to comment.
Saturday, December 05, 2009
College Gameday - National Championship Saturday!!!
Well, it is finally HERE! The day that we have all been waiting for, National Championship Saturday! In 2009 National Championship Game, we are watching the Bammeroids from some hicktown in Alabama and Da Gates from some Swampbilly town located in Flarda. As usual, the number one and the number two and the number three and the number four and the number five and the number six and the number seven (you get the picture) teams ALL hail from the Southeastern Conference.
In a strange turn of events, there are other college footbaw games scheduled today. I have not figured out exactly why, but such is the nature of college footbaw. The only other game today worth watching is the Cornilargo of Tejas v. The Huskers of Nesbraskensaw. I am unsure where Nebraskensaw is, but I certain that it is a lovely place. It sounds so hilly and green and lush.
And now.....college footbaw!!!
Here's what I want to happen. The Cornilargo of Tejas to lose to the Huskers by 50 points and the Bammeroids to lose to Da Gates by one point. this shall throw everything into a tailspin and the BCS computers will keep the thing seriously screwed up. If the HUMANS have anything to say about it, maybe they can somehow get tOSU and uSCCC ranked as number one and number two at the end of the year.
Oh! After this weekend, the "bowl" season starts and we get to watch obviously inferior teams play each other for ridiculous reasons while everyone ignores the games. Then there comes a ridiculous thing called the BCS Championship Game which means absolutely nothing. But, there IS a trophy or something.
Please take the time to comment.
As always, CROOM!!!
In a strange turn of events, there are other college footbaw games scheduled today. I have not figured out exactly why, but such is the nature of college footbaw. The only other game today worth watching is the Cornilargo of Tejas v. The Huskers of Nesbraskensaw. I am unsure where Nebraskensaw is, but I certain that it is a lovely place. It sounds so hilly and green and lush.
And now.....college footbaw!!!
Here's what I want to happen. The Cornilargo of Tejas to lose to the Huskers by 50 points and the Bammeroids to lose to Da Gates by one point. this shall throw everything into a tailspin and the BCS computers will keep the thing seriously screwed up. If the HUMANS have anything to say about it, maybe they can somehow get tOSU and uSCCC ranked as number one and number two at the end of the year.
Oh! After this weekend, the "bowl" season starts and we get to watch obviously inferior teams play each other for ridiculous reasons while everyone ignores the games. Then there comes a ridiculous thing called the BCS Championship Game which means absolutely nothing. But, there IS a trophy or something.
Please take the time to comment.
As always, CROOM!!!
Saturday, November 14, 2009
College Gameday - Week XI (Week Eleven)
STANFORD 55 - uSCCC 21.
The fun part? Stanford has a VERY good chance to go to the Rose Bowl. If Oregon loses, Stanford is IN. Bwahahahahahahaha, THE PAC-10 FUCKING SUCKS.
Scoreboard moved to December 5, 2009. Better known as National Championship Saturday!
As usual, the College Gameday squad lopes off to watch a game that is a total mismatch of talent, but at least they are at the Tejas game in Fort Worth. Remember, the Big 12 South is actually FOOTBAW, so at least they did sneak in a game featuring ONE TEAM. The BCS third-ranked Tejas Cornilargo take on the Baylor Bears today. For your information, Baylor is ranked DEAD FRIGGIN' LAST in the whole Big 12 Conference. Number one v. number twelve! Let's get the College Gameday crew to this damned game, The Four Letter!!!
In case you missed it yesterday, NUMBER FIVE, Cincinnati eeked out a win against "No. 25" West Virginia. Also, on Thursday, "No. 24" South Florida got the mortal SHIT beat outta them by Rutgers, 31-DONUTS. Rutgers was the last team that was promoted like Cinci has been this year. Please remember, there are ONLY eighteen legitimate teams that should be ranked at any time in the BCS. Those are the entire SEC and the South division of the Big 12.
THE game today is Bammeroids v. We Suck. Why do I say that? Because Bammer can lose it ALL today. Da Gates also travel to beatoff the 'Cocks today, another game that has potential to get uSCCC or tOSU to the BCS Championship Game.
In other SEC news, Geaux Tigers have a BYE against LaTech at home, the Klan brings Rocky Top to their White Supremacy Convention, The Barn travels to UGA, and the Razorhawgs have Troy coming to their trailer. Dammit, Troy has a bitchin' Trans-Camaro.
Finally, the Hillbillies are at Vandy. THAT is the ultimate College Gameday trip. Fah reals, yo. *Yawn, THUD*
To check in on the other six teams that are legitimate BCS contenders, yeah, well, nevermind, the slate is BUH-UH-UH-UH-ORING.
Let's play some footbaw!!!
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As always, CROOM!!!
The fun part? Stanford has a VERY good chance to go to the Rose Bowl. If Oregon loses, Stanford is IN. Bwahahahahahahaha, THE PAC-10 FUCKING SUCKS.
Scoreboard moved to December 5, 2009. Better known as National Championship Saturday!
As usual, the College Gameday squad lopes off to watch a game that is a total mismatch of talent, but at least they are at the Tejas game in Fort Worth. Remember, the Big 12 South is actually FOOTBAW, so at least they did sneak in a game featuring ONE TEAM. The BCS third-ranked Tejas Cornilargo take on the Baylor Bears today. For your information, Baylor is ranked DEAD FRIGGIN' LAST in the whole Big 12 Conference. Number one v. number twelve! Let's get the College Gameday crew to this damned game, The Four Letter!!!
In case you missed it yesterday, NUMBER FIVE, Cincinnati eeked out a win against "No. 25" West Virginia. Also, on Thursday, "No. 24" South Florida got the mortal SHIT beat outta them by Rutgers, 31-DONUTS. Rutgers was the last team that was promoted like Cinci has been this year. Please remember, there are ONLY eighteen legitimate teams that should be ranked at any time in the BCS. Those are the entire SEC and the South division of the Big 12.
THE game today is Bammeroids v. We Suck. Why do I say that? Because Bammer can lose it ALL today. Da Gates also travel to beat
In other SEC news, Geaux Tigers have a BYE against LaTech at home, the Klan brings Rocky Top to their White Supremacy Convention, The Barn travels to UGA, and the Razorhawgs have Troy coming to their trailer. Dammit, Troy has a bitchin' Trans-Camaro.
Finally, the Hillbillies are at Vandy. THAT is the ultimate College Gameday trip. Fah reals, yo. *Yawn, THUD*
To check in on the other six teams that are legitimate BCS contenders, yeah, well, nevermind, the slate is BUH-UH-UH-UH-ORING.
Let's play some footbaw!!!
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As always, CROOM!!!
Sunday, November 08, 2009
Struggles?
*Click it to see it big.*Seriously, Flarda struggled with Vandy? There is not one single, solitary statistic that Vandy led in other than third down conversions. Vandy scored ONE field goal in the third quarter. Florida was NEVAH in trouble in this game at all.
If you really want to know who struggled today, it was uSCCC. Check the stats.
Maybe NUMBER EIGHT Oregon struggled.
Or maybe, NUMBER ELEVEN Penn State.
Seriously, who works for The Four Letter that is not a stark raving lunatic? It is like the Barrystream Media is trying to keep Barry in the top ten. Really.
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Saturday, November 07, 2009
College Gameday - Week X (Week Ten)
Scoreboard moved to November 14, 2009.
In keeping with the "Gotta Stay Away from any Footbaw that Matters" ploy of The Four Letter's idiot program, College Gameday, the dumbest footbaw guys in the country are holed up in Colorado Springs today for the um, uh, I guess the Army v. Air Force game. Is there another college in CS?
I am utterly certain that attending the game between a NUMBER 3 v. a NUMBER 9 just has no bowl implications at fucking all. Not to downplay the military game at all, but seriously, the Tennessee Body Shop and Hair Cutting College v. UGA game would seem to be more interesting.
Aw, what the Hell do I know? Let's watch some footbaw!!!
Please take the time to comment.
OH YEAH! CROOM!!! (Sorry, We Suck has a BYE this weekend, nevermind.)
In keeping with the "Gotta Stay Away from any Footbaw that Matters" ploy of The Four Letter's idiot program, College Gameday, the dumbest footbaw guys in the country are holed up in Colorado Springs today for the um, uh, I guess the Army v. Air Force game. Is there another college in CS?
I am utterly certain that attending the game between a NUMBER 3 v. a NUMBER 9 just has no bowl implications at fucking all. Not to downplay the military game at all, but seriously, the Tennessee Body Shop and Hair Cutting College v. UGA game would seem to be more interesting.
Aw, what the Hell do I know? Let's watch some footbaw!!!
Please take the time to comment.
OH YEAH! CROOM!!! (Sorry, We Suck has a BYE this weekend, nevermind.)
Wednesday, November 04, 2009
Five Whole Days with No Post
I think that five days is the longest length of time that I have ever gone without getting the voices outta my haid. But, today is the biggest day in the history of our great REPUBLIC and it must be recorded on this here blarg. In that five days, I have read minimally ten thousand blark posts and numerous news reports concerning our country. The Barrystream Media reports on our New Moron President are glowing, yet the facts are somewhat on the opposite end of the Truth Spectrum.
ONE YEAR SINCE THE MESSIAH WAS ANOINTED!!! Let's recap.
First, let's see what our "educators" think about the Obamessiah. Watch the whole movie if you can. I filled up a five gallon mud bucket (with what appears to be a dry pulled pork sammich) just from watching. If your kids are in public school, they deal with this bullshit daily.
Last night, while the Democrats were being roundly ousted from political life in areas where citizens had the CHOICE, the Barry White House enjoyed an HBO special about the most feckless, idiotic, moronic President in history. May we please ignore the fact that normal people utterly reject any of the philosophy that is followed by the idiots in DC?
During the last year, our standards have changed regarding what the ultimate woman must be. Honestly I have no idea what the standards must be now, because there is nothing about this "woman" that seems remotely attractive to me. Not her physical appearance, not her mental acuity, not her philanthropy, not her accomplishments, nothing about her makes her seem even mediocre. But, what the Hell do I know?
I have also struggled to figure out why anyone thinks that our President is even marginally intelligent since he believes is nothing but failing ideology and idiotic policies that have never even reached a modicum of success. Obviously, morons do not share my opinion. When someone tells you that another person is smart, try to take the time necessary to formulate your own opinion. Barry is the most cerebral? I think that "cerebral" just became an insult. Just for a small reference, Barry Obama is the Southland Tales President. His shall go down in history as being the administration that CAUSED the collapse of the entire system of wealth in the entire world and for centuries shall be known as complete an total failure. An "Obama" will be the future standard for sheer calamity and total destruction of all of humankind. The Final Act of Total Global Nuclear Destruction will be known as "The Obamacaust." Mark it down, I have spoken.
At some point in the future, Al Capone shall be forgotten as the media darling that he was in Chicago, and Obama shall replace him as the most corrupt GANGSTA outta the area. The media lies continue. What seems really odd to me is that anyone could see the true human cost of war by observing coffins for a photo op. The true human cost of war, in my opinion, will always be the families that are left behind to try to fill the void of the loss of a warrior. Maybe it could be the destruction caused by evil men, that follow an evil religion that is predicated on the tenets of death to all that refuse to follow. Or maybe the true cost is the ignorance and failure to recognize that calling a spade a spade is necessary to continuing our very existence. Islam does NOT equal peace, it never has, and it never will. When we will wake up and realize the truth about Jihad?
How about we send the most repulsive human being we can cull from the herd and send her to the heart of Muslim territory and let her tell those killahs that we are gonna roll over and pee on our bellies?
In addition, leftists do not respect the total human cost of any act of violence. But Hell, let's foment some fucking HATE up in this mother fucker, mmmmkay?
But luckily, we can now use the Obamessiah to determine what we should wear for the day.
The most important thing that is headed down the tracks in our future is the total government takeover of medical services. The first thing that I did months ago when this first started being discussed is take actual costs of a current government run medical program, multiply that number by the total number of people in the country, and arrive at a true cost. Total government costs of the program FOR ONE YEAR is in excess of 1.35 TRILLION dollars if the Party of the Morons gets what they want. The government cost estimators are getting closer to my number. Also, the folks that are charged with weeding out government corruption and fraud are now calling the "healthcare" bill what it truly is, THE WORST BILL EVER. This is a huge statement when all of the bad legislation is considered, but it is not far from the truth at all.
Ten things you should know about Speaker Pelosi's "Healthcare" Bill.
But, let's recap the history of medical services.
Since Nancy Pelosi is the greatest thing since a pocket on a tee-shirt, wonder how much money her INCREASE of taxes is going to cost us, the working families, in the long run? How about an increase in our federal tax bill of FIFTY FUCKING PERCENT?
In addition, how are things on the jobs front, since Barry Obama has been wrong about everything to date concerning everything? Well, he is kinda WRONGY WRONG WRONG WRONG on the number of jobs that he has "created or saved." And the ones that he can actually claim to have "saved" were in government, which produces nothing and creates ZERO wealth.
How is Barry's takeover of the housing finance market coming along? Swimmingly, by his standards, but by SANE metrics, that means it is an utter, tee-total FAILURE.
Since all of the failures this past year can be laid at the feet of none other than George W. Bush, when can we call Barry out of his mishandling of every single thing that he has touched? Can we do that now that he is ruining the "recovery" that was caused by George W. Bush? Remember, if it happened THIS YEAR, it was because of George W. Bush, right? Wonder why there is so much trading going on that the NYSE had to go to back-up servers? Strange that would happen in the middle of Barry's recovery, huh?
As a quick reminder, if you are Black, be afraid of the people in powah right now.
Here's a link simply because I lurve me some SCIENCE! As always, scientists ignore evidence that contradicts their religion.
The refusal of people to acknowledge real, concrete evidence reminds me of the FACT that PAC-10 FOURTH PLACE TEAM, uSCCC, sucks.
Also, this blorx predicted that the Ole Miss Klansmen would only win eight games tops this year. This means that they must win three of their last four, all while sucking and denying entrance to black folks. I wonder when the calls for the firing of Houston Nutt start?
Andy's Sunday morning Quarterback post.
Finally, in good news, in case you were wondering, YES!!!! Lobster Corndogs RAWK the entire world, especially when consumed in awesomatic company!
Please take the time to comment.
ONE YEAR SINCE THE MESSIAH WAS ANOINTED!!! Let's recap.
First, let's see what our "educators" think about the Obamessiah. Watch the whole movie if you can. I filled up a five gallon mud bucket (with what appears to be a dry pulled pork sammich) just from watching. If your kids are in public school, they deal with this bullshit daily.
Last night, while the Democrats were being roundly ousted from political life in areas where citizens had the CHOICE, the Barry White House enjoyed an HBO special about the most feckless, idiotic, moronic President in history. May we please ignore the fact that normal people utterly reject any of the philosophy that is followed by the idiots in DC?
During the last year, our standards have changed regarding what the ultimate woman must be. Honestly I have no idea what the standards must be now, because there is nothing about this "woman" that seems remotely attractive to me. Not her physical appearance, not her mental acuity, not her philanthropy, not her accomplishments, nothing about her makes her seem even mediocre. But, what the Hell do I know?
I have also struggled to figure out why anyone thinks that our President is even marginally intelligent since he believes is nothing but failing ideology and idiotic policies that have never even reached a modicum of success. Obviously, morons do not share my opinion. When someone tells you that another person is smart, try to take the time necessary to formulate your own opinion. Barry is the most cerebral? I think that "cerebral" just became an insult. Just for a small reference, Barry Obama is the Southland Tales President. His shall go down in history as being the administration that CAUSED the collapse of the entire system of wealth in the entire world and for centuries shall be known as complete an total failure. An "Obama" will be the future standard for sheer calamity and total destruction of all of humankind. The Final Act of Total Global Nuclear Destruction will be known as "The Obamacaust." Mark it down, I have spoken.
At some point in the future, Al Capone shall be forgotten as the media darling that he was in Chicago, and Obama shall replace him as the most corrupt GANGSTA outta the area. The media lies continue. What seems really odd to me is that anyone could see the true human cost of war by observing coffins for a photo op. The true human cost of war, in my opinion, will always be the families that are left behind to try to fill the void of the loss of a warrior. Maybe it could be the destruction caused by evil men, that follow an evil religion that is predicated on the tenets of death to all that refuse to follow. Or maybe the true cost is the ignorance and failure to recognize that calling a spade a spade is necessary to continuing our very existence. Islam does NOT equal peace, it never has, and it never will. When we will wake up and realize the truth about Jihad?
How about we send the most repulsive human being we can cull from the herd and send her to the heart of Muslim territory and let her tell those killahs that we are gonna roll over and pee on our bellies?
In addition, leftists do not respect the total human cost of any act of violence. But Hell, let's foment some fucking HATE up in this mother fucker, mmmmkay?
But luckily, we can now use the Obamessiah to determine what we should wear for the day.
The most important thing that is headed down the tracks in our future is the total government takeover of medical services. The first thing that I did months ago when this first started being discussed is take actual costs of a current government run medical program, multiply that number by the total number of people in the country, and arrive at a true cost. Total government costs of the program FOR ONE YEAR is in excess of 1.35 TRILLION dollars if the Party of the Morons gets what they want. The government cost estimators are getting closer to my number. Also, the folks that are charged with weeding out government corruption and fraud are now calling the "healthcare" bill what it truly is, THE WORST BILL EVER. This is a huge statement when all of the bad legislation is considered, but it is not far from the truth at all.
Ten things you should know about Speaker Pelosi's "Healthcare" Bill.
But, let's recap the history of medical services.
Since Nancy Pelosi is the greatest thing since a pocket on a tee-shirt, wonder how much money her INCREASE of taxes is going to cost us, the working families, in the long run? How about an increase in our federal tax bill of FIFTY FUCKING PERCENT?
In addition, how are things on the jobs front, since Barry Obama has been wrong about everything to date concerning everything? Well, he is kinda WRONGY WRONG WRONG WRONG on the number of jobs that he has "created or saved." And the ones that he can actually claim to have "saved" were in government, which produces nothing and creates ZERO wealth.
How is Barry's takeover of the housing finance market coming along? Swimmingly, by his standards, but by SANE metrics, that means it is an utter, tee-total FAILURE.
Since all of the failures this past year can be laid at the feet of none other than George W. Bush, when can we call Barry out of his mishandling of every single thing that he has touched? Can we do that now that he is ruining the "recovery" that was caused by George W. Bush? Remember, if it happened THIS YEAR, it was because of George W. Bush, right? Wonder why there is so much trading going on that the NYSE had to go to back-up servers? Strange that would happen in the middle of Barry's recovery, huh?
As a quick reminder, if you are Black, be afraid of the people in powah right now.
Here's a link simply because I lurve me some SCIENCE! As always, scientists ignore evidence that contradicts their religion.
The refusal of people to acknowledge real, concrete evidence reminds me of the FACT that PAC-10 FOURTH PLACE TEAM, uSCCC, sucks.
Also, this blorx predicted that the Ole Miss Klansmen would only win eight games tops this year. This means that they must win three of their last four, all while sucking and denying entrance to black folks. I wonder when the calls for the firing of Houston Nutt start?
Andy's Sunday morning Quarterback post.
Finally, in good news, in case you were wondering, YES!!!! Lobster Corndogs RAWK the entire world, especially when consumed in awesomatic company!Please take the time to comment.
Thursday, October 29, 2009
Okie Footbaw - A "Rebuttal?"
If you have read this site for any amount of time, you know that I like college footbaw. Since there are only eighteen REAL college footbaw teams in the nation, I harsh on those teams with regularity. It's called "trash talking" and it is good.
Sidebar: Calling the University of Southern California, uSCCC, is NOT trash talking, it is HONESTY. Their team has sucked since OJ Simpson went pro. Even when Marcus Allen was there, they sucked. If you see USC on this site, it means the University of South Carolina, a real footbaw team.
Anyhoo, I like true footbaw homers and I give them Hell about their teams, too, because the true homer can be honest about their team and give a real opinion. (Ole Miss Homers are the sole exception that prove this rule. They are dumber than Bammeroids. No REALLY, because at least the Bammeroids have something that backs them up, Ole Miss doesn't have that moral high ground, they tried to kill James Meredith, the Knee-gra!!!)
Anyhoo, anyhoo, two of the eighteen are having weird as Hell seasons and are struggling with the W-L columns. Tennessee is one, Oklahoma is the other.
Staci brings the true homerism. The consensus? That crackjaw Kevin Wilson!
(Um, Crack Jaw is a band from Detroit. No other references. Maybe it is a regional thingy?)
Please take the time to comment.
Sidebar: Calling the University of Southern California, uSCCC, is NOT trash talking, it is HONESTY. Their team has sucked since OJ Simpson went pro. Even when Marcus Allen was there, they sucked. If you see USC on this site, it means the University of South Carolina, a real footbaw team.
Anyhoo, I like true footbaw homers and I give them Hell about their teams, too, because the true homer can be honest about their team and give a real opinion. (Ole Miss Homers are the sole exception that prove this rule. They are dumber than Bammeroids. No REALLY, because at least the Bammeroids have something that backs them up, Ole Miss doesn't have that moral high ground, they tried to kill James Meredith, the Knee-gra!!!)
Anyhoo, anyhoo, two of the eighteen are having weird as Hell seasons and are struggling with the W-L columns. Tennessee is one, Oklahoma is the other.
Staci brings the true homerism. The consensus? That crackjaw Kevin Wilson!
(Um, Crack Jaw is a band from Detroit. No other references. Maybe it is a regional thingy?)
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Saturday, October 24, 2009
College Gameday - Week VIII
Scoreboard moved to November 7th.
As usual, The Four Letter's College Gameday Traveling Moron Squad heads to an area of the country that is unaffected by college footbaw. The douchetards are hanging with theys homies in Provo, Utah today. Seriously, the Louisiana-Monroe v. Kentucky game is more important than the TCU v. BYU game. Please understand that TCU has played NOBODY this year, even uSCCC wants their schedule. BYU has played Oklahoma and obviously, Okie is NOT as good as we thought they were. Okie is kinda 3-3!!!
Oh Hell, let's get this shit started, folks.
Please take the time to comment.
Oh yeah, CROOM!!!
As usual, The Four Letter's College Gameday Traveling Moron Squad heads to an area of the country that is unaffected by college footbaw. The douchetards are hanging with theys homies in Provo, Utah today. Seriously, the Louisiana-Monroe v. Kentucky game is more important than the TCU v. BYU game. Please understand that TCU has played NOBODY this year, even uSCCC wants their schedule. BYU has played Oklahoma and obviously, Okie is NOT as good as we thought they were. Okie is kinda 3-3!!!
Oh Hell, let's get this shit started, folks.
Please take the time to comment.
Oh yeah, CROOM!!!
Thursday, October 22, 2009
College Gameday - Week VIII // BCS - DOS
Since I had been preparing myself for the BCS by watching the APee, it only took the very first week to totally skew the standing betwixt the two. With the APee placing the Bammeroids at the top, and every other poll in the entire Multiverse placing Da Gates firmly upon the apex. Luckily, both teams have an extended BYE this weekend with Da Gates vacationing in StarkVegas (+22.5) and Bammeroids traveling to Rocky Top (+14) to get theys drank on.
Another fun game shall be the Razorhogs (+6) traveling to Klansingtonville to take on the Cross Burners of Ole Miss. I am sure that you recall, I picked Ole Miss to win seven games and the pollsters picked them to finish in the top ten. Um....somehow I should be getting paid for this prognosticating or something. Game goes to the Hogs, trust me. I got inside knowledge on this one. At 53, take the under, too. (Because, Ole Miss' Heisman candidate this year, Jevan Snead, FUCKING SUCKS.)
Also, I like the Oregon State v. uSCCC game, too. At 20.5, I would take Oregon State and with the o/u at 49.5, I would go with the over. You know that the PAC-10 players hate touching each other with clothes on, so tackling will be at a premium.
And in case you like soccer, tOSU has a BYE against Minnesota, Michigan, or some other Tri-County special ed school. I cannot be bothered to look at that one again, I fell asleep for four hours the last time and I have work to do.
Almost forgot, the Bottom Ten with Panic. Strangely, uSCCC is not in this list and I cannot figure that out. But, remember Ball State being everyone's darling last year? How quickly the falsely elevated can fall, huh?
Oh, if you are not a big college footbaw fan, dude, take this GAY TEST.
Please take the time to comment.
As always, CROOM!!!
Another fun game shall be the Razorhogs (+6) traveling to Klansingtonville to take on the Cross Burners of Ole Miss. I am sure that you recall, I picked Ole Miss to win seven games and the pollsters picked them to finish in the top ten. Um....somehow I should be getting paid for this prognosticating or something. Game goes to the Hogs, trust me. I got inside knowledge on this one. At 53, take the under, too. (Because, Ole Miss' Heisman candidate this year, Jevan Snead, FUCKING SUCKS.)
Also, I like the Oregon State v. uSCCC game, too. At 20.5, I would take Oregon State and with the o/u at 49.5, I would go with the over. You know that the PAC-10 players hate touching each other with clothes on, so tackling will be at a premium.
And in case you like soccer, tOSU has a BYE against Minnesota, Michigan, or some other Tri-County special ed school. I cannot be bothered to look at that one again, I fell asleep for four hours the last time and I have work to do.
Almost forgot, the Bottom Ten with Panic. Strangely, uSCCC is not in this list and I cannot figure that out. But, remember Ball State being everyone's darling last year? How quickly the falsely elevated can fall, huh?
Oh, if you are not a big college footbaw fan, dude, take this GAY TEST.
Please take the time to comment.
As always, CROOM!!!
Sunday, October 18, 2009
BCS Week UNO - College Gameday Week VII
So the craziness begins with Week UNO of the BCS Poll. AND!!! As always, uSCCC is the highest ranked BEATEN team. Ignore the fact that uSCCC has not played anyone worth a crap, unless you are a tOSU homer, and has no team worth a crap left on their schedule.I find it highly amusing that the BCS morons have thrown Arizona into the mix for some bizarre reason. Anyone want to posit a guess why Arizona, a team that has not been ranked all year long, crops up during the first BCS week? I mean, the APee is not even so blatantly obvious as to insert Arizona into their rankings.
Anyhoo, we have a full twenty percent of the teams in the Top 25 with TWO LOSSES! VaTech, tOSU, Wisconsin, Arizona, and COCKS! all have two L's in their record. Since VaTech has always been the East Coast uSCCC, this is to be expected. Also, Wisconsin is in the poll to prop up a horrendously bad tOSU team coming off a slaughter by PURDUE! Just so you know, Purdue has won two games this year, the tOSU win and the one against Toledo. Toledo is in the Mid-American Conference, which is so damn bad it is ranked right above the PAC-10 in SoS.
Just out of curiousity, let's check in and see how Dirty Sanchez, last year's QB for uSCCC, is doing in the NFL. Check the passing stats. STELLAR!
Also, check out Cincinnati in FIFTH. They are going to lose to a much superior team in Pittsburgh and shall drop out of the polls entirely. Again, this is for the sole purpose of getting uSCCC in the Championship Game. Please keep in mind, the true Championship Game is played every year in Atlanta.
Let's just say this, I ain't losing mah shit over this poll. I kin live with a full third of the SEC being in the Top 25.
Please take the time to comment.
Oh, yeah, CROOM!!!
Saturday, October 17, 2009
College Gameday - Week VII
Scoreboard moved to October 24, 2009.
Dude, I am certainly a FAILBOAT blogger this past week. I have been taking care of stuff this morning that I have ignored all week long. I am also struggling to overcome the hanging out that was done-did at The Nation's house yesterday. I think that I broke my liver, seriously. There were a coupla' body parts on the floor when I lurched awake this morning. NO. MORE. ALCOHOL. EVAH.
Go We Suck! Beat them um, not sure what the Central Eastern Western Tennessee State Technical College and Pet Grooming School is, so let's just call them The Cummerbunds.
Please take the time to comment.
Dude, I am certainly a FAILBOAT blogger this past week. I have been taking care of stuff this morning that I have ignored all week long. I am also struggling to overcome the hanging out that was done-did at The Nation's house yesterday. I think that I broke my liver, seriously. There were a coupla' body parts on the floor when I lurched awake this morning. NO. MORE. ALCOHOL. EVAH.
Go We Suck! Beat them um, not sure what the Central Eastern Western Tennessee State Technical College and Pet Grooming School is, so let's just call them The Cummerbunds.
Please take the time to comment.
Monday, October 05, 2009
Countdown to the BCS Rankings - Week Uno
Since we are almost halfway through the season, I would like to start thinking about how ridiculously stupid the very first BCS Poll release is gonna be. The way that I do that is totally ignore (for the whole season to date) any of the polls involved in the BCS metric. Usually, I just look at the APee trying to get in the retarded mindset necessary to produce lunacy.The APee NEVAH disappoints.
The one glaring APee darling in the poll right now is Cincinnati, a Big Least team. I honestly had to no clue that they were even a D-I conference. REALLY?!?!?! The sheer idiotic thing about Cincy being in the top fifty, much less the top ten, is that they are ONLY there to boost uSCCC. Check the two schedules, you'll see it, Oregon State, right damn there. uSCCC is so blatantly weak that teams from the Big Least get moved up the polling to help uSCCC stay in the points hunt. Pitiful. In case you were wondering, uSCCC is currently FOURTH in their own damn conference, yet ranked seventh in the nation, higher than any other PAC-10 team.
At the very same time, Auburn, an undefeated SEC team finally cracked the top twenty-five. Silliness.
And take a gander at Houston falling from the rankings, even though they have wins over Tejas Tech and Oklahoma State. Of course, they did lose to UTEP this past week. But, they do have a BYE week coming up in Starkvegas this weekend.
At the risk of offending a regular reader, WTF is Oklahoma still doing in the top twenty-five? Their two decent opponents were losses and they beat two NOBODIES. Geez.
Anyhoo, I am sticking with my prediction that it shall be uSCCC v. tOSU in the BCS Champeenshit game. Because they is who the pollsters want to see, they HATE footbaw.
Please take the time to comment.
CROOM!!!
Saturday, October 03, 2009
College Gameday - Week V (UPDATED!!!)
Scoreboard moved to October 10th.
Today the roiling idiotfest of douchetards has converged upon Boston to lede the game between the Criminoles of Flarda State v. The Flamers of Boston College. NO. REALLY. Having to watch this game qualifies as cruel and unusual punishment in nine states, guess which ones?
Andy has willingly tho'ed hisself into the mix by picking the games for the weekend. I have to take issue with Andy's pick of the Geaux Tigers in the UGA game. I think that we can all agree that history is NOT on Geaux Tiger's side. Of course, Begas has set the line for that game at UGA -3.5. I find that ridiculous since Geaux Tigers are ranked number four and UGA is ranked at 14 or 18 depending on the poll. Maybe Begas makes FRIGGIN' money picking games and the pollsters do not.
OH!!! I almost forgot. Welcome to the SEC Week FIVE.
UDPATE: Dude, that Geaux Tigers v. UGA game was nuts. UGA had to hold Geaux Tigers for ONE WHOLE MINUTE to win. FAIL.
Please take the time to comment.
Are you ready? CROOM!!!
Today the roiling idiotfest of douchetards has converged upon Boston to lede the game between the Criminoles of Flarda State v. The Flamers of Boston College. NO. REALLY. Having to watch this game qualifies as cruel and unusual punishment in nine states, guess which ones?
Andy has willingly tho'ed hisself into the mix by picking the games for the weekend. I have to take issue with Andy's pick of the Geaux Tigers in the UGA game. I think that we can all agree that history is NOT on Geaux Tiger's side. Of course, Begas has set the line for that game at UGA -3.5. I find that ridiculous since Geaux Tigers are ranked number four and UGA is ranked at 14 or 18 depending on the poll. Maybe Begas makes FRIGGIN' money picking games and the pollsters do not.
OH!!! I almost forgot. Welcome to the SEC Week FIVE.
UDPATE: Dude, that Geaux Tigers v. UGA game was nuts. UGA had to hold Geaux Tigers for ONE WHOLE MINUTE to win. FAIL.
Please take the time to comment.
Are you ready? CROOM!!!
Sunday, September 27, 2009
Um, Are You Cereal? College Gameday Week Four
*You gotta click it to F-E-E-L the insanity.*May we please just do away with the fact that the College Gameday squad was in State Fucktarded yesterday at a game that had no bearing at all on anything other than to attempt to get tOSU into the BCS Championship Game? Penn State is terrible and they were beaten by a terrible Iowa team that came from 116th to 13th in the frigging country by beating NOBODY. Good Lord, admit it that y'all want Obama (uSCCC) and Biden (tOSU) in the damn game, and then we can move forward.
I am certainly NOT saying that LSU should have moved UP with a win over the HAPLESS We Suck Bulldogs. I told everyone that they should fall TWO with that win. I stand by that statement, but obviously I live in a world that is batshit crazy.
uSCCC barely beat (unranked) Washington State, folks. They moved up FIVE SLOTS!!! with that win. FUCKING CRAZY.
tOSU beat a ridiculously untalented (unranked) Illinois team to oblivion and moved up SIX. Not AS FUCKING CRAZY.
By comparison, the Klansontownville Rebels fell SEVENTEEN SLOTS by losing to the Cocks, a SEC team. Make that make sense. The Klan lost to one of the best twelve teams in the country and fell seventeen slots. Is there ANY possibility that has anything to do with knocking some SEC teams from the top five? From number four to number twenty-one?
Let's just go for broke here. uSCCC and tOSU in the BCS Championship. That is what is destined. The real championship shall be held in Atlanta as it is every year.
Check out Andy's Sunday Morning Quarterback. He ups his winning percentage AGAIN.
Please take the time to comment.
Oh, yeah, CROOM!!!
Saturday, September 26, 2009
College Gameday - Week IV
Scoreboard moved to Week V.
how's this for weird? I can publish posts, but I cannot see any Blogger site. I guess all those iPhone douchebags crashed the GoreNet or sumpin'. Trust me, you orange-faced idiots, NO ONE wants to see your photos. Not even your grandmother.
If y'all have screwed up College Gameday, there SHALL be Hell to pay.
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how's this for weird? I can publish posts, but I cannot see any Blogger site. I guess all those iPhone douchebags crashed the GoreNet or sumpin'. Trust me, you orange-faced idiots, NO ONE wants to see your photos. Not even your grandmother.
If y'all have screwed up College Gameday, there SHALL be Hell to pay.
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