Sometimes, things happen to shake me up. My grandmother just called and cussed me out like I was garbage. Man, I needed that. It brought back memories and oddly, it felt really, really good.
More chicks should be like my grandmother.
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Showing posts with label Relationships. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Relationships. Show all posts
Monday, May 30, 2011
BREAKING!!!
We broke the 2700 post barrier today.
Plus, I do not understand chicks. I am beginning to think that at this late date, I probably won't either.
That is all.
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Plus, I do not understand chicks. I am beginning to think that at this late date, I probably won't either.
That is all.
Please take the time to comment.
Tuesday, March 23, 2010
And On the Relationship Front - A Tutorial
I have a friend that is having marital troubles. We ALL have marital troubles. The first questions that are always asked are "What happened?" and "What are you going to do?" Lemme answer those, quickly.
What happened is YOU FAILED at being a partner. It is your damn fault. Everyone always says stupid shit like, "Relationships are 50/50" yet they are LYING. Relationships are 100/100, foo'. Relationships have to be a contest, and the winner will always know they won, too. If the relationship is ending, it is YOUR fault. Can you correct it? Of course you can, but you have to make the decision to quit being a failure at your relationship.
There must be a reason that you wound up with this person. They made you laugh, they were stable and understanding, they had money, whatever. The reason that you first liked them is usually still there, too. You changed and ruined everything. But, you can fix it.
The way to fix anything is to first recognize that you have a damn problem. YOU have a problem. The other person may never do anything to make things better, but you can. If you want your relationship to work, you will do whatever it takes, for as long as it takes, to get what you want. Remember, you screwed it up and until you come to that realization, it is not going to work.
What are you going to do to save that relationship? Glad you asked, write these down.
Step One: Apologize.
Step Two: Apologize again.
Step Three: Beg them to forgive you and for them to tell you what you have to do to keep your relationship. Ask them to make a list and follow it daily. Ask for more tasks repeatedly to add to the list. If they do not add to the list themselves, YOU do it. Ask them their opinion of the things that you took the initiative to add. If they do not like them, scratch that from the list and add others. Rinse. Repeat. Indefinitely. Until the end of time.
Step Four: PROFIT!
I have no idea why everyone makes these things so hard, when they are so very, very simple. Anything of value is worth whatever you have to pay for it.
PS: If the partner cheated early in the relationship, dump them, they never wanted it anyway. If they waited years before they cheated, you caused it because you changed, Dummy.
PS Again: By the way, I could be wrong, but I don't think I am.
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Tuesday, July 07, 2009
Ain't No White in a Rainbow, Yo
If you search The Google for "I hate white people," of course this very blog shall show up in your search. Where exactly ranges from the front page to the third, depending on how awesome you are.BUT! The Obama Forum shows up much, much higher than this hater blog. Wonder why?
Just so you are well aware, I had a twenty thousand word essay written on the EXACT meaning of life this morning, but it was too good for this blog (we have very low standards that must NOT! be raised), so I submitted it to the Vatican to put on their webnetsite. I'll keep you informed on how that is going, but it appears that my article shall rock the very foundation of Catholicism. They kinda frown on that, you know. Keep your eyes peeled earnestly for that 20k+ word beauty to never appear on the whirlwhinewebbyblarqs.
Since you asked, I woke up in the middle of the night from a dream of actually going to a We Suck v. Kentucky game back in the Fall of 1983. Yes, We Suck lost as usual, but I did get to see a big farmer guy beat down three Kentucky preps in a brutal bloodbath that was very reminiscent of the final scene of the movie "300" BACKWARDS. Yes, two campii security guys were standing nearby, and did NOTHING. Izod sweaters, Sperry Topsiders, and Oxford cloth shirts were destroyed in the making of that memory. (That is where the one point five liner post below originated, for those of you that do not exist in my head, the number of whom is still in dispute.)
And the little white car no longer exists in the known world, either.
For more interwebs news, know in your soul that if you use Internet Explorer, any version, you have what is known as COMPUTER AIDS. Dude, it is time to quit your love affair with Microsoft. They are cheating on you!
Also on the technology front, I know that you are really studying SEO and want the latest in up-to-date info regarding the same. Here's a little primer to help you understand better the Keyphrase Research thingy. (If you EVAR understand that, send me an IM and let me in on the secret, too. Mmmmkay?)
Also, in archaic history news, on this day W-A-Y back in 2005, the Mule-slums attacked Great Britain and SLAUGHTERED fifty-two commuters. But, MICHAEL JACKSON BRAIN!
Jackoff was an "Accidental Civil Rights Leader," you know? Folks, I just have no idea what to even make of that. And Bruce Springsteen is NOT A ROCKET SURGEON, either! SHOCKA!
When I heard from Firedoglake that Sarah Palin was about to get indicted by the FBI, I was heartbroken. I just knew that Firedoglake would NEVER publish anything ever regarding a Republican that was NOT 100% true. Alas, I was mistaken. It seems that there was not one ounce of truth to be attached the STELLAR article published at FDL. And it even seems that little blogs that offer ZERO CREDIBILITY to anything whatsoever were right about Sarah Palin all along!
Not only that, but now it seems that some folks, that are RIGHTWING zealots, are trying to say that Obama is not doing so good in the governing part of his jobby job. Why would all those HATERS try to belittle the mostest! smartestest! President in the history of the world? They must be racists!
But, it is certainly okay for known morons to say that Dr. Genius McPerfect was misled by REPUBLICANS! in the severity of the Depression that he inherited. Tax cuts would have worked MO' BETTAH.
Just so you know, we are only seventeen days away from double digit unemployment and the Sooper Dooper Media shall tell you that it was unexpected, that the economy was worse than anyone imagined, that Obama inherited this mess, that Democrats love poor people, and that no one could have known that raising minimum wage would cause further unemployment, BUT! They are fucking lying, that one little government manipulation of private enterprise does more to stall the economy, put more people on unemployment, and increase the number of illegals in this country than anything else could ever do. The fun part is that IT ALWAYS DOES, EVERY TIME THAT THE MORONS DO IT, TOO!
Sarah Palin, waterproof bibs, Bill Dance wraparounds, and rubber glove PR0N!!!!!
If I get a chance this afternoon, I am going to FISK yet another Cynthia Tucker Plethora of Liberal Stupidity. This one is just primo, too! Exactly how Cynthia managed to spawn is beyond my comprehension and just thinking about it makes me retch.
And NOW! Twittah Cops!
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Tuesday, February 10, 2009
Apathy? Who Cares?
I gotta go off on a rant here for the purpose of easing my mind. Over the last few days, FINALLY the Republicans have regained their fiscal conservatism and fought against the Welfare for Welfare Bill. Now, it is too little, too late. Nevermind the fact that they are really only fighting on WHO to give this confiscated wealth to. Folks, the takeover of our lives by the federal government is complete. Hopefully, you are still ARMED so at the point when they come to your house to take the rest of your stuff, you can resist.
But, that is NOT what I wanna rant about. It's the other stuff that is EXACTLY THE SAME THING.
It is about the Early Show actually getting something RIGHT, but at the same time MISSING dreadfully the reason they are RIGHT. (Hat-Tip: Newsbusters)
Again on the marriage issue.
What is "marriage?" If you immediately start thinking about relationships and the commitment thingies, you are far afield. Let's look at the "institution" of marriage and try to come to understand exactly how far the reach of government goes and the detrimental effect that legislation has on your life, my life, everyone's lives.
To get "married" you must first go have a blood test. Generally, people go to their local health department and get this done. In Mississippi, they ONLY test for syphilis. They do not test for AIDS or whether the two folks are brother and sister, they test for SYPHILIS. Why? Because at one time, syphilis was a big, fat, hairy deal and the government decided in the sense of "public welfare" they must try to limit the spread. On the surface this seems to be a good idea, but instead of allowing people to take care of their own SHIT, the government took over that task.
This technique is called "incrementalism." And it is wildly successful in REMOVING your individuality and your personal FREEDOM.
The testing that was done in order to protect "public welfare," accomplished something entirely different and the government saw that it was good.
What the Early Show failed to grasp was the fact that marriage is nothing more than a contractual agreement now. That is ALL it is and the government receives the largess of this contractual agreement. They use your "marital status" on every document that they produce. Check it, on any government form, they ask whether you are married, single, divorced or what not. And they make assumptions based on your answers.
G_d forbid you are married and do not file a joint income tax return with your spouse. The penalties for that action border on criminal. We are just one minute step away from public flogging on "Married-Filing Separately."
There is a philosophical PROBLEM with this mentality and people that desire the personal freedom to live their lives as they see fit need to step up and start fighting this takeover.
I blame syphilis testing for this Welfare for Welfare Bill.
Please take the time to comment.
But, that is NOT what I wanna rant about. It's the other stuff that is EXACTLY THE SAME THING.
It is about the Early Show actually getting something RIGHT, but at the same time MISSING dreadfully the reason they are RIGHT. (Hat-Tip: Newsbusters)
Again on the marriage issue.
What is "marriage?" If you immediately start thinking about relationships and the commitment thingies, you are far afield. Let's look at the "institution" of marriage and try to come to understand exactly how far the reach of government goes and the detrimental effect that legislation has on your life, my life, everyone's lives.
To get "married" you must first go have a blood test. Generally, people go to their local health department and get this done. In Mississippi, they ONLY test for syphilis. They do not test for AIDS or whether the two folks are brother and sister, they test for SYPHILIS. Why? Because at one time, syphilis was a big, fat, hairy deal and the government decided in the sense of "public welfare" they must try to limit the spread. On the surface this seems to be a good idea, but instead of allowing people to take care of their own SHIT, the government took over that task.
This technique is called "incrementalism." And it is wildly successful in REMOVING your individuality and your personal FREEDOM.
The testing that was done in order to protect "public welfare," accomplished something entirely different and the government saw that it was good.
What the Early Show failed to grasp was the fact that marriage is nothing more than a contractual agreement now. That is ALL it is and the government receives the largess of this contractual agreement. They use your "marital status" on every document that they produce. Check it, on any government form, they ask whether you are married, single, divorced or what not. And they make assumptions based on your answers.
G_d forbid you are married and do not file a joint income tax return with your spouse. The penalties for that action border on criminal. We are just one minute step away from public flogging on "Married-Filing Separately."
There is a philosophical PROBLEM with this mentality and people that desire the personal freedom to live their lives as they see fit need to step up and start fighting this takeover.
I blame syphilis testing for this Welfare for Welfare Bill.
Please take the time to comment.
Wednesday, June 22, 2005
Dr. Akeith Responds
When you thought that you would simply go crazy with anticipation, Dr. Akeith returns. We have been remiss in answering these pleas for help, but as always, Dr. Akeith comes through for this week's suffering person.
Here we go....
Letter #1
Dear Dr. Akeith,
I am a single man in my late twenties and I am uptight around women. I like women, but I just don't know how to act when they are around. When I meet a woman, I just get can't get up the nerve to talk to her or if I do, I just say stupid things.
I really want to meet that special someone and get married, have children, and all the picket fence stuff, but I just don't know how to get that.
Is there any hope for me to find that special someone?
Thanks,
Lonely Dude
The Doctor is IN!
Hell, Lonely Dude, I got the perfect woman for you, yeah , it's Mrs. Dr. Akeith. Here it is, you can have my wife. Being being married ain't always what it's cracked up to be. Trust me, you get married and you'll morph from being 'Lonely Dude' to being "Lonely, broke, cut your boys loose, have your ass home before the street lights come on, never getting sex dude". Sorry for venting on you dude, but you asked for it, so here it goes.....
The first thing that people always say is that it's the places you hang out, but I disagree because the same women are everywhere. The woman that you saw at the bar is the same woman buying pork bellies at the supermarket. It's not the places, it's the attitude. A woman's attitude is different when she is at the club than when she is at the market or the park.
We guys usually do things in reverse when it comes to dating or picking up girls. Say you have a scenario where you meet a girl, would you (A) rather meet her in the market or (B) in the club? The more sensible place would likely be (A). When you first meet the girl in a calm place, let her see the real you and then you take her to the club, get her drunk and it's all downhill from there.
Also, Lonely Dude, you might want to pay attention to what women are interested in and when I say "women", I don't mean the "ladies" that you find at your local rump-shaking ranch. All these women want is your wallet, not conversation. You need to get in touch with your sensitive side. A good way to accomplish this is to make up some tragic story of something that happened to you, 'cause women just love a tear-jerking story. Meanwhile, you just reel her in.
Finally, if all else fails, go to the local pound, get a dog, get a sports car, and ammo up 'cause when they start coming, you don't want to run outta bullets.
Regards,
Dr. Akeith
Keep those e-mails coming folks and don't be afraid to comment, we promise that it wasn't you that wrote in. Really, it wasn't.
(ED. Note: For you super romantic guys, make your lady-friend some Prison Wine. Steve from The Sneeze offers his family recipe. And Steve offers up some gourmet FOOD as well. This is your drink warning, look out Oddybobo.)
UPDATE: The Carnival of Comedy is up at IMAO. Let's give the other posters some good feedback.
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Here we go....
Letter #1
Dear Dr. Akeith,
I am a single man in my late twenties and I am uptight around women. I like women, but I just don't know how to act when they are around. When I meet a woman, I just get can't get up the nerve to talk to her or if I do, I just say stupid things.
I really want to meet that special someone and get married, have children, and all the picket fence stuff, but I just don't know how to get that.
Is there any hope for me to find that special someone?
Thanks,
Lonely Dude
The Doctor is IN!
Hell, Lonely Dude, I got the perfect woman for you, yeah , it's Mrs. Dr. Akeith. Here it is, you can have my wife. Being being married ain't always what it's cracked up to be. Trust me, you get married and you'll morph from being 'Lonely Dude' to being "Lonely, broke, cut your boys loose, have your ass home before the street lights come on, never getting sex dude". Sorry for venting on you dude, but you asked for it, so here it goes.....
The first thing that people always say is that it's the places you hang out, but I disagree because the same women are everywhere. The woman that you saw at the bar is the same woman buying pork bellies at the supermarket. It's not the places, it's the attitude. A woman's attitude is different when she is at the club than when she is at the market or the park.
We guys usually do things in reverse when it comes to dating or picking up girls. Say you have a scenario where you meet a girl, would you (A) rather meet her in the market or (B) in the club? The more sensible place would likely be (A). When you first meet the girl in a calm place, let her see the real you and then you take her to the club, get her drunk and it's all downhill from there.
Also, Lonely Dude, you might want to pay attention to what women are interested in and when I say "women", I don't mean the "ladies" that you find at your local rump-shaking ranch. All these women want is your wallet, not conversation. You need to get in touch with your sensitive side. A good way to accomplish this is to make up some tragic story of something that happened to you, 'cause women just love a tear-jerking story. Meanwhile, you just reel her in.
Finally, if all else fails, go to the local pound, get a dog, get a sports car, and ammo up 'cause when they start coming, you don't want to run outta bullets.
Regards,
Dr. Akeith
Keep those e-mails coming folks and don't be afraid to comment, we promise that it wasn't you that wrote in. Really, it wasn't.
(ED. Note: For you super romantic guys, make your lady-friend some Prison Wine. Steve from The Sneeze offers his family recipe. And Steve offers up some gourmet FOOD as well. This is your drink warning, look out Oddybobo.)
UPDATE: The Carnival of Comedy is up at IMAO. Let's give the other posters some good feedback.
.
Tuesday, June 14, 2005
Dr. Akeith Responds
Well, it's time for another house call from Dr. Akeith. Genius, I tell you, purely genius. I wish that I could bottle this stuff and sell it.
Here we go....
Letter #1
Dear Dr. Akeith:
I am currently seeing a bunch of women at the same time, nothing serious though. There is one woman that I really want to hang out with. She really thinks that I am just playing around with her and that I am viewed as a "player". How can I get through to her that I am really interested in her and not just wanting to have sex?
Are there any steps that you know of to get rid of the player label with the important girl? And is there any way to get rid of the label with her, but still have sex with lots of women? Help me, please.
(Ed. Note: Yea, I wish I had this "problem")
The Doctor is IN!
Well my man, let me congratulate you for being able to pull off such a daunting task. First of all, let me say that for some women knowing that a guy is a player or having that image, is what attracts them to you. For those women, knowing that a guy isn't the committing type assures them that they don't have to worry about him getting too attached. Yea, I said it, some girls don't want the happily-ever-after stuff.
But, back to your dilemma. You want her to think that you have shaken that player image.
First: You have to break down the barrier she has up against you 'cause you're a player. Lots of attention, flowers, and constant eye contact gives her the sense that you *are* sincere and nothings matters to you but her.
Second: Introduce her to your boys. That's right, you might have to sacrifice a little here. Girls know that they are gaining ground if they meet the boys, 'cause they know that the chicken heads don't get that treatment.
Last: Most importantly if all else fails, let her meet the folks. That will surely loosen the old chastity belt.
Remember, you must keep the wonderboy image for as long as you can manage, but you still do your thing on the side. Make sure you don't slack up on the attention because that will really throw up the red flags. And you got to know that this behavior can only last a short period of time before the grits hit the pan, because all good things must come to an end.
Keep those e-mails coming folks, but remember if you don't want your name published, let us know.
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Here we go....
Letter #1
Dear Dr. Akeith:
I am currently seeing a bunch of women at the same time, nothing serious though. There is one woman that I really want to hang out with. She really thinks that I am just playing around with her and that I am viewed as a "player". How can I get through to her that I am really interested in her and not just wanting to have sex?
Are there any steps that you know of to get rid of the player label with the important girl? And is there any way to get rid of the label with her, but still have sex with lots of women? Help me, please.
(Ed. Note: Yea, I wish I had this "problem")
The Doctor is IN!
Well my man, let me congratulate you for being able to pull off such a daunting task. First of all, let me say that for some women knowing that a guy is a player or having that image, is what attracts them to you. For those women, knowing that a guy isn't the committing type assures them that they don't have to worry about him getting too attached. Yea, I said it, some girls don't want the happily-ever-after stuff.
But, back to your dilemma. You want her to think that you have shaken that player image.
First: You have to break down the barrier she has up against you 'cause you're a player. Lots of attention, flowers, and constant eye contact gives her the sense that you *are* sincere and nothings matters to you but her.
Second: Introduce her to your boys. That's right, you might have to sacrifice a little here. Girls know that they are gaining ground if they meet the boys, 'cause they know that the chicken heads don't get that treatment.
Last: Most importantly if all else fails, let her meet the folks. That will surely loosen the old chastity belt.
Remember, you must keep the wonderboy image for as long as you can manage, but you still do your thing on the side. Make sure you don't slack up on the attention because that will really throw up the red flags. And you got to know that this behavior can only last a short period of time before the grits hit the pan, because all good things must come to an end.
Keep those e-mails coming folks, but remember if you don't want your name published, let us know.
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Thursday, June 09, 2005
Dr. Akeith Responds
Here it is, folks. The moment that y'all have all waited for, Dr. Akeith Speaks!
Here we go....
Letter #1
Dear Dr. Akeith:
Ok. So, I am seeing this guy who seems to be really interested and everything seems to be going great. Well, he all of sudden tells me that he wants to take things slow. He said that he recently (about 3 months ago) got out of a serious relationship and he just doesn't want to rush into anything, but even though he told me this nothing has seemed to changed. As a matter of fact HE seems to be taking things faster. Like, asking if I want to go to family functions with him, telling me he misses me when I am not there, calling me just cause he was thinking about me, planning trips months in advance for just the two of us, and wanting to spend all of his waking time with me (which, by the way I do not mind and am not complaining about). So, what is his deal, Dr. Akeith. Could you please explain to me what is going on in his mind.
Anonymous :)
The Doctor is IN!
Well, Ms. Anonymous, let's dissect this issue by addressing each scenario. First things are going great, but he suddenly wants to take things slow. This is a common tactic used in Article 221 of the Player's Manual: "Sweep said victim off her feet and to make sure you keep the upper hand in the relationship, always keep the "Big Joker". For those of you who don't play cards, this ensures the player the victory. This card is played if things go sour or he finds a finer piece of tail.
Remember he warned you in the beginning that he wanted to take things slow and that he just got out of a relationship "three months ago". Only believe the first thirty seconds of what a player says. Of course, he is carrying on like nothing has changed, because of the benefits that you are dropping on him.
And as far as calling and planning trips months in advance, planning a trip is one thing, but buying the ticket is another.
Letter #2
To Dr. Akeith,
Hi! I hope you can help with this problem Dr. Akeith. It all started at my job, I work with two guys that are “Close Friends” but I have a feeling it’s more. They do everything together (eat lunch, go out together after work, dress alike, and etc). One of the guys stays in his office and doesn’t leave unless the other guy calls to his area were he works, however neither of them have a girlfriend or show interest in women. But if someone talks about one of them, the other one takes up as though they are a couple or married. Also if one chooses not to do something or disagrees the other take sides with him. I try to tell myself that are just best friends but this issue is beginning to be really serious. So could you help me understand what is going with these two guys?
Thanks,
Concerned Co-worker
The Doctor is IN!
To Concerned Co-worker,
It is obvious that these two boys like baseball. One likes to pitch while the other catches, if you know what I mean. These guys seem to have the purrrrfect relationship that most women would kill for. I mean, they do everything together and it seems that they have each other'sasses backs, no matter what.
So, Concerned Co-worker, don't send yourself into total brain-freeze trying to figure this one out, because these two guys have found the secret to a flawless relationship. Let's just hope they don't have a secret recipe for this behavior and decide to market it, because it will be bad news for men and women Nationwide.
Keep those letters coming, folks.
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Here we go....
Letter #1
Dear Dr. Akeith:
Ok. So, I am seeing this guy who seems to be really interested and everything seems to be going great. Well, he all of sudden tells me that he wants to take things slow. He said that he recently (about 3 months ago) got out of a serious relationship and he just doesn't want to rush into anything, but even though he told me this nothing has seemed to changed. As a matter of fact HE seems to be taking things faster. Like, asking if I want to go to family functions with him, telling me he misses me when I am not there, calling me just cause he was thinking about me, planning trips months in advance for just the two of us, and wanting to spend all of his waking time with me (which, by the way I do not mind and am not complaining about). So, what is his deal, Dr. Akeith. Could you please explain to me what is going on in his mind.
Anonymous :)
The Doctor is IN!
Well, Ms. Anonymous, let's dissect this issue by addressing each scenario. First things are going great, but he suddenly wants to take things slow. This is a common tactic used in Article 221 of the Player's Manual: "Sweep said victim off her feet and to make sure you keep the upper hand in the relationship, always keep the "Big Joker". For those of you who don't play cards, this ensures the player the victory. This card is played if things go sour or he finds a finer piece of tail.
Remember he warned you in the beginning that he wanted to take things slow and that he just got out of a relationship "three months ago". Only believe the first thirty seconds of what a player says. Of course, he is carrying on like nothing has changed, because of the benefits that you are dropping on him.
And as far as calling and planning trips months in advance, planning a trip is one thing, but buying the ticket is another.
Letter #2
To Dr. Akeith,
Hi! I hope you can help with this problem Dr. Akeith. It all started at my job, I work with two guys that are “Close Friends” but I have a feeling it’s more. They do everything together (eat lunch, go out together after work, dress alike, and etc). One of the guys stays in his office and doesn’t leave unless the other guy calls to his area were he works, however neither of them have a girlfriend or show interest in women. But if someone talks about one of them, the other one takes up as though they are a couple or married. Also if one chooses not to do something or disagrees the other take sides with him. I try to tell myself that are just best friends but this issue is beginning to be really serious. So could you help me understand what is going with these two guys?
Thanks,
Concerned Co-worker
The Doctor is IN!
To Concerned Co-worker,
It is obvious that these two boys like baseball. One likes to pitch while the other catches, if you know what I mean. These guys seem to have the purrrrfect relationship that most women would kill for. I mean, they do everything together and it seems that they have each other's
So, Concerned Co-worker, don't send yourself into total brain-freeze trying to figure this one out, because these two guys have found the secret to a flawless relationship. Let's just hope they don't have a secret recipe for this behavior and decide to market it, because it will be bad news for men and women Nationwide.
Keep those letters coming, folks.
.
Wednesday, June 01, 2005
Mean Ol' Meany's Relationship Help-Line
Ever since I started this blog, I have been getting more and more requests for advice on how to do various things. While I am knowledgeable in a vast multitude of areas; relationships, marriage, and self-help remain weaknesses. I noticed that one of my colleagues seemingly had the perfect advice for any given circumstance in these areas, so I asked him if he would like to contribute to my effort to save lives and enhance everyone's living experience. He readily agreed.
From this point on, every Thursday will be the day for all of y'all to "Ask Dr. Akeith".
At your Service
Simply e-mail your questions, dilemmas, conundrums, or queries to meanolmeany(at)gmail.com and Dr. Akeith will publish his answer here. Please don't thank me, thank Dr. Akeith for his unselfish and committed devotion to helping you with your problems.
And for those that are curious about Fiddy's lyrics, the Pineapple Boy translates for you. This guy is good and never fails to make me laugh. Go there RIGHT NOW after you e-mail Dr. Akeith.
UPDATE: We are getting inundated with e-mails for Dr. Akeith. I had no idea that this would generate as much action as it had. Dr. Akeith and I have decided to expand the Help-Line to almost everyday, starting next Monday. You sick, sick people.
UPDATE SQUARED: It seems that Dr. Akeith has picked up some major props on IMAO. Thanks, Harvey! Welcome to Frank J. and friends....
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From this point on, every Thursday will be the day for all of y'all to "Ask Dr. Akeith".
At your Service
Simply e-mail your questions, dilemmas, conundrums, or queries to meanolmeany(at)gmail.com and Dr. Akeith will publish his answer here. Please don't thank me, thank Dr. Akeith for his unselfish and committed devotion to helping you with your problems.
And for those that are curious about Fiddy's lyrics, the Pineapple Boy translates for you. This guy is good and never fails to make me laugh. Go there RIGHT NOW after you e-mail Dr. Akeith.
UPDATE: We are getting inundated with e-mails for Dr. Akeith. I had no idea that this would generate as much action as it had. Dr. Akeith and I have decided to expand the Help-Line to almost everyday, starting next Monday. You sick, sick people.
UPDATE SQUARED: It seems that Dr. Akeith has picked up some major props on IMAO. Thanks, Harvey! Welcome to Frank J. and friends....
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Wednesday, April 27, 2005
April 26, 2005
Today was the one year anniversary of the death of the one person that could always manage to make me a better person. Carla always made me aspire to be more than I thought that I could be without her. I miss you, Boo.
This is me today. And yes, that is the general expression that you would get all day long. Just remember, you are annoying me.
And this is me and the love of my life on October 12, 1996. Our first dance on the greatest day of my entire life. There will be none other to compare.
Enjoy, you damn thugs.
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This is me today. And yes, that is the general expression that you would get all day long. Just remember, you are annoying me.
And this is me and the love of my life on October 12, 1996. Our first dance on the greatest day of my entire life. There will be none other to compare.
Enjoy, you damn thugs.
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