Remembering Peter Falk

With the passing of Peter Falk, another memory leapt into my mind. I met the guy!

Way back when Bryant Galleries was on Lakeland Drive, right across from Jackson Prep, Falk had a showing there. Carla and I went, met him, checked out his goods, and enjoyed the conversation. He seemed like a pretty good dude. And his artwork was much better than I anticipated, some pen and inks were actually stellar.

RIP, Peter Falk, you shall be missed, sir.

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Can We AT LEAST Wait Until He Stops Twitching?

Murtha's traitorous body is not even finished with the final twitching and already MORONIC Democrats are using his death for the umpteenth push to nationalize medical services. (Stolen from Jim Hoft at Gateway Pundit.)



Seriously, do these fucking GHOULS not have an ounce of decency left in their criminally insane bodies? I abhor that shitty, corrupt, traitorous John Murtha more than just about anyone, but to keep pushing for the ruin of our medical services with every ridiculous death of another moron is just beyond the fucking pale. I mean, this POS was one of you OWN, fucktard!

Instead of pushing even harder to do something that the OVERWHELMING MAJORITY of the country freaking hates, why not instead rein in all of your other guys that are just like Murtha? Video here of that douchebag Soulpatch McManus that was busted for CRIMINAL impersonation of a military officer.

Or why don't you instead focus your ire, like a laser, upon the corrupt John Conyers that sees racism everywhere to the detriment of our country's security and our standing in the world? Why not get Conyers back with his wife while she is in THE DAMN JAILHOUSE?

Or better still, why don't you turn your attention to maybe trying to keep your political allies from smuggling RAZOR BLADES into jail to free Islamic terrorists?

You know, if you just absolutely HAVE to do something, you could start lifting the restrictions that y'all have placed on the economy since January 2007 that have utterly DESTROYED our wealth.

Aw Hell to the naws, y'all have to try to grab every single bit of power that y'all can get. Just remember, when November gets here, the idiocy that y'all have passed will be controlled by the Republicans, hopefully. Then what the Hell are you milquetoast, criminal, idiotic, moronic, stupid Democrats going to do?

Hey, LOOKIE! Not only have they wasted TRILLIONS of dollars, but now we are going to get still another federal agency that is commissioned to control GREENIE BULLSHIT and PERPETRATE EVEN MORE FRAUD.

When you actually have people in DC that are trying to tell you they are going to cut the deficit and decrease the debt, you might want to look at how they say they are going to do it. It's a boardwalk shell game, folks.

In case the Democrats in DC are too stupid to understand why everyone with an IQ over 65 hates them, it is because they do not understand what is important. IT'S THE ECONOMY, YOU FUCKING MORONS.

Oddly enough, there is already a good idea on the table to cut DRASTICALLY the spending by all government entities. How about cutting, BY 20%, EVERY GOVERNMENT SALARY?

Democrats, FUCK YOU ALL.

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Preparing for the Media Orgy

Guess what tomorrow is? Yes! You're right, the twelfth anniversary of the death of "Princess Di." How the Hell did you know that?

On August 31, 1997, Diana Spencer and one of her numerous boyfriends at the time, Dodi Al-Fayed, hurried out of a hotel and sped to their deaths. Their driver was drunk allegedly.

I do believe that I shall make myself unavailable for comment tomorrow. She will be honored in the most grotesque way possible. Get out the Shaw-Wow! Oh, by the way, did she ever do anything at all amazing other than get married to a horse-faced, big-eared goober that has never done anything in his life other than get born to the "correct" family? NOPE. Cancer? She did not cure it.

Just another DISTRACTION for us. We are seriously headed down the wrong path, well away from the ideology of freedom and opportunity, but let's hear all last week about a douchebag dying and NOW we will hear all about another one this week. JOY.

Oh, do you know why they called The Dead Kennedy, "The Lion of the Senate?" Here's your answer.

Do you know how we can just do away with all legitimate news and stuff? Let's let the federal government CONTROL the blarqy-nets. This sounds like a really GOOD idea, huh?

Oh, if they can get that censorship bill passed, then we would never have to hear how terribly Obama and his Merry Band of Morons are handling the War on Islam. August 2009 was the deadliest month in the entire eight point five years in Afghanistan. Ain't no HOPIUM or CHANGEABA going on in A'stan except for Muslim terrorist's HOPIUM and more bad stuff to our soldiers' CHANGEABA. Not to point out the obvious, but this is EXACTLY why we should refuse to elect Democrats, you know they hate OUR country, right? (And obviously, the censor the internet bill already passed because I did not find this story at cbs.com, abc.com, nbc.com, etc....)

Wonder what morale is like at the CIA, you know the ANTI-TERRORISM law enforcement agency? Patently UNGOOD.

What could our military men and women possibly think about the new CiC? Oh, WE HAVE THE INTERNET, we can actually find out. Erick Brockway reports.

Gribbit pushes an idea that we should get our Congressmen/women to sign onto a Pledge containing five items. The sad thing about this is that it is actually needed.

Just over four days left to the start of COLLEGE FOOTBAW!!!! Jan is already in full game mode and her trash talking has been picked as Pre-Season All American, too! Sometimes it is good that pro-baw starts earlier to give us some practice before real-baw starts.

Oh, in case you were one of the two people in the world that missed the redistribution of freedoms under our new federal government, this ain't America NO MO'.


Time to get angry MOB.

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Zebra Jesus Ascends to Camelot Helm

I refrained from posting on Dead Ted yesterday (other than to point to it briefly) because I wanted to make sure that my lead link was from none other than the Dead Kennedy loving David Drake. You see, anti-idiotarians do NOT idolize the Kennedys because the Kennedys have always been scum. Yes, even Saint John.

Most people point to John Kennedy being the one to broach the topic of Civil Rights for black people even though the ONLY reason he voted for the Civil Rights Act of 1957 was because the 'Jury Trial Amendment' was added that killed 100% of the bill's teeth. You see, John Kennedy was probably the FIRST (excluding the idiot FDR) of the shitty Democrats to hit the national stage. Thankfully he did not accomplish a single part of anything that he wanted to accomplish as President. Add to that the FACT that the only reason he even became President was because of some kind of hinky shit going on with voting in Illinois. SHOCKER, huh? The King of America's royal family ONLY won the Presidency because his Daddy BOUGHT it for him. Sound familiar?

While you are watching the entire fluff-fest that our corrupt media shall no doubt inundate us with for the next two weeks, try to think about exactly who the FUCK Teddy Kennedy was. He was a TRAITOR that empathized with the Soviet Union during the height of the Cold War. He very literally was willing to sell our country to the Soviets. In other words, TREASON. Wrap your head around that. Can you? Why is it that every single HERO of the Left hates the United States of America. Any explanation for that?

Funny that for some reason, Teddy was kinda contradictory in all that he did, that is what happens to people that have no morals at all. Erick Erickson actually interviewed Teddy and comments on those contradictions.

Right Girl's Dead Kennedy post. I (heart) Right Girl, you know.

Malkin.

Tawhmy gives his take on The Dead Kennedy. Only in Dumbassachusetts.

In fact, Chris Matthews, who worked for Jimmy Carter, actually said yesterday that Barry Obama was the last of the House of Camelot. Matthews said this because he is an idiot.

My thoughts? Naming the "healthcare" bill after The Dead Kennedy is the best idea that I have ever heard uttered by Nancy Pelosi. The bill sums up everything that Teddy was, a fat, bloated, idiotic, government-ese spewing imbecilic bureaucrat thingy that is destined to kill people. The only thing missing is drunkenness. Get over it, Libtards, your hero was a huge POS that would have been killed in a car wreck in 1969 if G_d actually intervened in daily world affairs.

Consider the Dead Kennedy thing BROUGHTED.

While touching on the exact wrongness of all things liberal, I stumbled across a post showing how difficult it is for an actual scientist to buck the established government PAID science industrial complex. Wonder why Anthropomorphic Global Warming is accepted by the majority of scientists? Because the government is what gives them their CHEESE. Should we start calling "scientists" that accept AGW as fact, "Dead Kennedys" because of their utter corruption and dishonesty? Smart folks say "YES!"

And then we check in on Cash for Clunkers yet again. Not only does the program remove good used cars from the economy, but it also puts TAXABLE income on the people that are providing the cars. I am still trying to find a single good thing to come from leftist ideology and trust me, I have plenty of friends that are lefties and I like hanging out with them, UNTIL the conversation turns to politics and I realize that they are idiots. Usually, I laugh alot when I am around lefties because I simply cannot believe that they actually believe what they do and I find it humorous to the point of belly laughter.

If you want to see what actually happens in the mind of a leftist, check out these cartoon frames. You can click them to see them full screen, too. I suggest printing them out and giving them to your kids so we can kinda slow the increase in stupidity that is financed in this country. It is amazing how much FAILURE proof that we have with regard to leftist ideology, yet our government agencies and their dependents refuse to see the truth.

Now, in today's political climate, we have brought back the ideology that was such an utter failure that President Jimmy Carter was attacked by none other than Dead Kennedy. A 100% failure rate is amazing, unless that is your goal.

If you actually believe that contradiction can exist in the real world, then the Obamoron Administration should be a veritable Skeetfest for you. Dumb and Dumber looks like physics equations by comparison to the idiocy coming from our federal government right now.

The economic news of the day? Well, of course it is totally contrarian as well. Gold standard, oh screw THAT! Money should never have a value above that of the paper, you know.

What is up with the housing market? It is certainly getting better according to the Barrystream Media. But, according to facts, it is getting much, much worse. Weird how those two cannot exist at the same time, huh? I am pretty sure there is a word for ideologies that are the exact opposite of each other, but for some reason I cannot come up with that word. Does it rhyme with "contradictory?"

In case you were unsure, I have stated one brazillion times that Bill O'Reilly is not a conservative. Stacy McCain is the first person that I have ever heard, read, or seen that agrees with me.

By the way, someone is kinda covering up for the Obamoron as usual. Lefties simply must prop up idiots at all turns. Always.

Remember, if you want to reduce the crime rate, take the registered Democrat voter rolls and go round up everyone on the list. Problem solved. WAIT!!! Charlie Rangel is a criminal, too? Who knew? (Oh, dammit, I missed the 'D' behind Charlie's name. I though he was an 'R.')

Wonder if your Democrat elected officials are sharing your personal info with the Idiot White House? Sheer coincidence right?

The new methods for torture of Muslims. Harvey did a great job, go help him come up with more.

As an aside, the Twittah security flaw is still oozing pus and you can get sick if you play with Twittah without protection. I guess that goes for the whole internet, though.

And if you want to check out a blog written by a buddy of mine that is in possession of the greatest hair in history, check out Texodus. Yeah, he's a leftie. Everyone go to his blog and comment. Let him know that I am continuing to carry him through life.

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WTW - Hatfields and McCoys

There is violent upheaval in Alabama right now. Let's play the FEUD!

The violence began on Sunday night when a fight fueled by the families' bad blood erupted after a basketball game, and at least one shot was fired.

Alabama, FUCK.

By the way, a true hero of White Trashdom has moved on to the Great Moonpie and RC Cola party in the hereafter. Bow your head for the passing of Hall of Famer, White Trash Teddy Kennedy. Here is the White Trash eulogy by another Soon-to-Be HOF White Trasher.

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Wire-to-Wire Billy Mays Coverage

Since June 2009 shall forever be known as "The Month of the Falling Giants," we are going to cover the loss of quite possibly the GREATEST GIANT of them all, Billy Mays. Seriously, I have no clue who the Hell he is, but if his passing gets Michael Jackson off the lead story, Billy Mays has done us a great turn. My heart goes out to the Mays family. The loss of a loved one is never an easy thing and y'all are in my prayers.

The list of stories that you might have missed since the passing of the Jackson Freak is very long indeed. Let's catch some of them, mmmkay?

Michelle Obama is a RAGING ALCOHOLIC. Wow, I would have never guessed that in a million years. You know, alcoholism and being married to a homosexual cokehead just does NOT equate. Maybe Arms Obamoron needs one of THESE to sit through TelePrompTer Jesus' next READING ENGAGEMENT. Or maybe her husband's Blaxploitation book, Dreams from my Father, being written by a terrorist upset her enough to start BOOZING it up.

While our country is being run by drunken idiots, Iranian officials are quietly arresting British diplomats. Wow! You would think that would be exploding all over the headlines, huh? My memory keeps trying to tell me that the Iranians did something like that in the past when the precursor to the current IMBECILE was in the White House, but I just cannot recall the details.

Somewhere in Central America, a democracy is falling. This represents the first to fall during the Obama RAPE of the world. Folks, when Obama picked Hillary Clinton as SecState, you knew that it would be BAD. (Hat-Tip: Dan Collins)

Also, the polar bears are overpopulating the WORLD. Holy shit! Can something please be done? Oh, you are going to pass MORE legislation to protect them? Great idea and welcome to Contrarianland where we HATE, HATE, HATE science.

Sonia Sotomayor is a RACIST!!! I actually thought that the leftists believed that every white person was a racist. I guess the political correctness depends on where your parents were born. Since Tay-rah-za Heinz Kerry was born in Africa, I guess that makes her the epitome of anti-racist, huh?

You know what California did to cause the bankruptcy of the state? Yeah, they do NOT have high enough taxes.

Christiane Amanpour says that no one knows her positions on anything. She actually believes that her biases do not show through in her "reporting." And in related news, the SUN is very, very COLD.

Wonder why Broadway WANTS to go broke? Well, it is because most people in the entertainment industry are morons that do not understand economics and business. That photo just pisses me off no end. Didn't the FASCIST Reagans KNOW that the drunken, drugged out Obamas are the only first family to lurve each other?

Folks, there is something seriously wrong in this country right now. Dang, I wish that I could only put my finger on it. OH RIGHT!

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Throwing Off the Shackles of Blackuary

In an effort to purge the last remnants of the slavery that is forced upon us in the month of Blackuary, I decided to lighten the mood a little, with the reporting of death, mayhem, and destruction that is going on right this damn minute.

Radio legend, Paul Harvey has passed away. Godspeed, Mr. Harvey.

Kerry Wood is playing for Cleveland. And he has a bad back this year.

Germany has decided that Barry Obama is an angel and he is going to fly along, with Europe clinging to his coattails. The image that I keep seeing is a group of mountain climbers being pulled down the side of K2, because a 'biner snapped.

Venezuela is enacting Barry Obama's plans faster than Barry. One million to one odds that the country is prospering next year and exports rice to the world.

Great cabinet pick for Justice.

And as long as we are discussing nominations, how about Barry Obama for a Nobel Peace Prize? Seriously, I am not kidding, either. I spent two solid hours last night trying to come up with anything that Barry has ever done in his entire life to merit even an award at a local level, like "Best Stumble." STILL. GOT. NOTHING.

Maybe it is because he wants everyone to go to college? Seriously, is there ANYONE in the world that thinks that all people going to college is a good idea? ANYONE?

Obviously, Bill Schneider is vying for the lyingest liar award. Bill says that Rush Limbaugh's speech at CPAC was "filled with hate."

Watch it for yourself and determine.

The meme for tomorrow in the Moron Media shall be to completely talk down Limbaugh's CPAC speech. They will liken it to something by David Duke or worse. Hide and watch.

What shall be really fun is to actually watch Ann Coulter debate Bill Maher. OMG!!!11!!! Bill Maher is actually going to try to talk over Miss Ann! This looks to be the funniest debate since Dick Cheney SCHOOLED Joe Lieberman.

I am really busy today, but I'll check back in later.

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End Times Are Nigh

I am quite certain that the title of this article makes no sense because I really don't know what "nigh" means. If you have ever looked at my profile, you learned the only things that were ever important to me. Look at the "favorite movie" line.

This past Sunday, we lost the leader of the Roadhouse band, Jeff Healey to retinoblastoma, a rare form of eye cancer that had affected him since the age of one. Healey was only forty one years old.

Today I find out that Patrick Swayze has terminal pancreatic cancer and only has five weeks to live. Story HERE. Swayze is only fifty five. Shit.

Terrible things come in threes, so I must say now, so long Sam Elliot. I loved you in Mask, Ghostrider (Sam was awesome and saved the movie entirely by himself), and the Holy Grail of all movies, Roadhouse. "Hurts like shit, don't it?"

I have created a new label in honor of that terrible movie that I can never stop watching and shall at some time post the entire dialogue one bit and one piece at a time.

"What if he calls my mama a whore?"

"Well, is she?"

(Hat-Tip: Wizbang)

What are your favorite Roadhouse moments?

Do not think for one minute that this is making fun of this tragedy, I love Dalton like family.

UPDATE: For MUD, this photo of Dalton is a photoshopped image, one of about three total on my site, I usually use MS Paint, the greatest program ever invented! MUD has been to a seminar on photoshop and he is flying through the program. Go look at Kansas boy's gator pitchurs, dey's good. I bet that he would 'shop some old images for you if you wanted him to, you know, like if you wanted grammy to have three arms or something. "Dalton/Roberts" photo from THIS post.

Noriyuki 'Pat' Morita 1932-2005

Better known as Mr. Kesuke Miyagi from "The Karate Kid" or Arnold on "Happy Days", Pat Morita was one of the first Asian actors to break through in the film and television industry. More HERE, HERE, and HERE.

You will be missed.

Hunter S. Thompson

ASPEN, Colo. - Hunter S. Thompson, the acerbic counter-culture author of books such as "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas," fatally shot himself Sunday night at his Aspen-area home, his son said. He was 67.

Where the Buffalo Roam was the first movie that I ever owned, for those who are remotely curious.

Sorry, Erin, I know this is your job.

(Hat-tip: Michelle Malkin)

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