Sunday, June 28, 2009

Wire-to-Wire Billy Mays Coverage

Since June 2009 shall forever be known as "The Month of the Falling Giants," we are going to cover the loss of quite possibly the GREATEST GIANT of them all, Billy Mays. Seriously, I have no clue who the Hell he is, but if his passing gets Michael Jackson off the lead story, Billy Mays has done us a great turn. My heart goes out to the Mays family. The loss of a loved one is never an easy thing and y'all are in my prayers.

The list of stories that you might have missed since the passing of the Jackson Freak is very long indeed. Let's catch some of them, mmmkay?

Michelle Obama is a RAGING ALCOHOLIC. Wow, I would have never guessed that in a million years. You know, alcoholism and being married to a homosexual cokehead just does NOT equate. Maybe Arms Obamoron needs one of THESE to sit through TelePrompTer Jesus' next READING ENGAGEMENT. Or maybe her husband's Blaxploitation book, Dreams from my Father, being written by a terrorist upset her enough to start BOOZING it up.

While our country is being run by drunken idiots, Iranian officials are quietly arresting British diplomats. Wow! You would think that would be exploding all over the headlines, huh? My memory keeps trying to tell me that the Iranians did something like that in the past when the precursor to the current IMBECILE was in the White House, but I just cannot recall the details.

Somewhere in Central America, a democracy is falling. This represents the first to fall during the Obama RAPE of the world. Folks, when Obama picked Hillary Clinton as SecState, you knew that it would be BAD. (Hat-Tip: Dan Collins)

Also, the polar bears are overpopulating the WORLD. Holy shit! Can something please be done? Oh, you are going to pass MORE legislation to protect them? Great idea and welcome to Contrarianland where we HATE, HATE, HATE science.

Sonia Sotomayor is a RACIST!!! I actually thought that the leftists believed that every white person was a racist. I guess the political correctness depends on where your parents were born. Since Tay-rah-za Heinz Kerry was born in Africa, I guess that makes her the epitome of anti-racist, huh?

You know what California did to cause the bankruptcy of the state? Yeah, they do NOT have high enough taxes.

Christiane Amanpour says that no one knows her positions on anything. She actually believes that her biases do not show through in her "reporting." And in related news, the SUN is very, very COLD.

Wonder why Broadway WANTS to go broke? Well, it is because most people in the entertainment industry are morons that do not understand economics and business. That photo just pisses me off no end. Didn't the FASCIST Reagans KNOW that the drunken, drugged out Obamas are the only first family to lurve each other?

Folks, there is something seriously wrong in this country right now. Dang, I wish that I could only put my finger on it. OH RIGHT!

Please take the time to comment.


Anonymous said...

the leftards have found my blog at last..feel free to join the party anytime yall...nothin makes me feel more special on a sunday then islamic death threats, all by email since they r too chickenshit to do it outright on my blog

Skunkfeathers said...

Islamofascist death threats from the Leftards ;) You know you've annoyed them when they start up with that empty-headed crap.

Denise said...

You've never heard of Billy Mays? How could you miss him screaming about OxyClean or OrangeGlo or whatever else he is selling? My eardrums may stop bleeding now. I wonder if his wife is hard of hearing?

Oh, if you want your blood pressure to go up for any reason, check out HR 2159. That'll do it.

ChristinaJade said...

I was following the California session that was going on at 10 pm tonight, sneaky little suckers, passing a tax increase late on a Sunday night, eh? The guy I was watching is the dude that will hopefully toss Barb Boxer off her little high horse, he was saying there were no MSM reporters there. Interesting. Glad I don't live in CA.

The whole thing about whoever not doing that one-man play on Reagan just gets under my skin. BUT - let's face it. Look at the idiots that are part of that whole little world. Wait, no, let's not waste our time with that. Anywhooo, the Reagans always obviously had that kind of lifetime love everyone dreams about. And as far as a POTUS being "in shape" and all that crap we hear about O? Ronald Reagan was 70-something years old and STILL looked like he could kick anyone's ass. Look at that pic in that link. Now THOSE are arms. The idiot liberals need to quit trying to "metrosex" all the men in the world, no wonder Michelle is drinking...I would, too if there weren't any REAL men around. Gheesh.

Anonymous said...

i notice the ppl who flipped me the most crap on twitter have ALREADY taken the green off their avatars-*rolling eyes* can we say hypocrite anyone? wonder how long their support will asked when we start sending aid to the ungrateful fucks, all kinda different green then, LOL

Janet Brown said...

This is just one more reminder that the only real way to keep our economy strong is not by raising taxes, but by keeping taxes low, fair and simple.

We need to take action and contact our legislators and sign petitions like the ones the U.S. Chamber of Commerce backs (here).