The End of Week Two - The Obamoron Failures Linkdump (UPDATED!!!)

UPDATE: I am beginning to think that there is some way that people are reading my posts before they are actually finished. Approximately eight seconds after this was published, I received an e-mail that stated in a roundabout way that for me to keep calling Barry "stupid," was damaging my credibility. Aside from the fact that I do not look for anyone other than me to make my statements "credible," that mentality discounts the fact that there are only TWO reasons that Barry does and believes what he does. A.) He is a simpering dumbass. B.) He is an evil person that wishes nothing but harm on our country. Since I thoroughly believe in our legal system, if Barry WAS an evil person, I would assume that to get to be as old as he is (despite all the media telling us he's young) he would either be in prison, or dead from screwing someone over that he would have to deal with if he were evil. Pick one choice or the other, there are no other options.

I have never glimpsed one iota of evidence that our new president possesses even a small amount of intelligence. He is a Socialist, y'all.

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It becomes increasingly apparent that we are at the sand line of our country's future. I know that most of y'all think that I am screeching about things that will not matter four years from now when Barry Obama is defeated soundly in his reelection bid because he has turned the economy downward in such a way that eclipses even Jimmah Carter's stupidity. But, there is a chance that the damage caused by the corruption of this administration will not be undone in our lifetimes.

Yes, it is that grave. We have no national media that is even attempting to perform the watchdogs duties that are their immediate charge. We must continue to wake up every morning and fight the nationalization of all the failing businesses to allow our kids and their kids the same opportunities that we had. We are not that far removed from the concepts of individual freedoms to return to that point. If we fight this power grab by people that HATE our country. It is your choice, do we offer our kids the same freedoms that we had growing up, or do we allow them to return to the same philosophy that allowed the Democrats to enslave and oppress whole races of people?

Remember, we are just TWO WEEKS removed from the marginally successful presidency of George W. Bush. No matter what you think about Bush, his was a good tenure in office. Yes, he allowed the Democrats to run roughshod over the Constitution and he increased spending to the stupid point, but he was a very successful war time president. Even though we have half the country that wants to bow down to the Obamessiah and belly up to our wallets to take stuff that they did not earn, there are still some folks that are not deadbeat LOSERS. Respect still exists in this country, for some.

In an article from Big Hollywood, this line jumps out at me....

When I don’t have to work at something, I always start to wonder if there’s something wrong.

That is the mentality that I have. Good, important things are never easy to do. It is always easier to sit around, growing moss, and let others perform the tasks that I need to do in order to take care of myself. But, there is no such thing as a free lunch. We have free lunchers running the country now, placed in office by free lunchers. It is a sign of the times.

Former Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich was turned out of office yesterday in a unanimous vote from the Illinois State House. If you think that there is any reason he was removed other than to protect Barry Obama, YOU ARE INSANE. Hot Rod's ties to Barry include fur-lined handcuffs, a horsetail anal plug, and a spidergag, folks. HE IS BARRY.

And in case you get your news from the typical media outlets, you probably don't know that there are oo-koodles of Democrats going to prison right now. They have always been indicted at a rate around six times that of Republicans, but the high profile of all of the recent arrests has been kinda overlooked by the Times and the Three Letters. Here's a roundup of Democorruption. And it doesn't even list the huge sting in Mississippi that went down early last year when all of the Democrat Party bigwigs were arrested. By the way, most of them were Biden supporters.

Here's another story that you will not read much about except for the supposed racism. Judge uses racial epithets, wonder what color judge is? Wonder which political party judge generally marks on her ballot?

Since you probably didn't hear from the Barrystream Media about Slow Barry trying to enter the White House through a window, here's a comparison of media coverage between Bush's attempt to open a locked door v. Barry trying to get inside through a window. Yes, Barry is obviously the smartest president that we have ever had. (I think that I just peed my pants laughing at that. In case you did not know this, the new president is borderline retarded. Roderick called it "Idiocracy II.")

To let you know exactly how far removed from reality the new President Moron is, all you have to do is check his thermostat. President Obama keeps the temperature so hot in the Oval Office, that his staff wears floral jams and wife beaters daily. Also, in an attempt to bribe Republicans to accept Socialism, President Corruption invited them to a steak dinner to wine and dine them. Hopefully it failed and we shall have at least one side of the political aisle that really doesn't want to work the cotton. Barry has jumped the shark. Wonder if all the climate doomsayers will step up and SAY SOMETHING ABOUT IT? (Remember, this is a HUMOR BLOG.)

Stupid, idiotic crap like the above insanities is probably the reason that Predident Stupid's approval rating has PLUMMETED fifteen points since he was sworn in. The first time.

Iowahawk attempts to help the new ignoramus out with some sloganeering to motivate the Meat Jello. Yes, Barry really does have an "Egg of Power." Back in the day, we called stupid shit like that egg thingy, "Stupid shit." What do you expect from a mental midget?

Before you get all upset about me telling the truth about Barry's limited intelligence and call my posts "HATE!" this shall give you an idea of what exactly constitutes hate. Wear a cup, they are cussing out Michelle Malkin. As usual.

More newspaper awesomeness! The Los Angeles Times has increased the price for their paper and reduced content. This business model is the standard for newspapers in the last twenty years. Look for the bailouts to continue.

Now, the Welfare for Welfare Bill talking.

Grandma Grandpa oh Hell, an Amibiguous older person lurves him/her/undecided some Barry Obama! (Any idea to what sex this person ascribes? Really, I cannot tell. "We're going to see GrandPAT!")

First up, ECONOMISTS purchase advertising in newspapers to let the country know that this Welfare for Welfare Bill is A BAD IDEA. It is telling when someone that makes a living studying economics has to BUY advertising space to inform the public on the actual truth of legislation. TELLING.

Gateway Pundit points out EXACTLY why I call it the WfW Bill. I read four hundred pages deep in the bill before I finally happened upon something that might not DECREASE employment.

Since the welfare housing thing contributed mightily to the economic meltdown, why not give some MORE government money to it? Uh, uh, I just can't even make these two things get in the same universe, here....

Do you think that the Northeast Republicans will stab us in the back again? It is HIGHLY possible. Protect those jobs! Well, your Senate job and those of your staffers, anyway.

What exactly is this "Welfare for Welfare Bill?" Why it is simply a move from the Democrats to enact ALL of their pet projects in the guise of economic EMERGENCY recovery.

How is it possible that we have gotten to the point of enacting legislation that will KILL the economy? It is simply an exercise in DUMBING DOWN OUR POPULACE.

Here's a Rachel Lucas rant about the current state of affairs. Money shot:

I don’t think I have ever been so bored with the national news in my entire life. Everywhere I go, all I see are headlines about Rush Freakin’ Limbaugh and Nancy Pelosi’s STD money. Which is not as hot as it sounds.

DRUNK NEGRO HEADS!!!!! By the way, "Negro" is the accepted 1960s terminology for the black race. It was used after "colored" and before "black" and the ridiculous "African American." Since this baker is obviously a FARNER, you really cannot say that his usage of the word is racist. Remember, FARNERS are fucking stupid.

If you like your politicians with a smoking degree of HOTNESS, go give some money to the smart chick from the Tundra. She's normal and could usher in a new wave of MORE smart people. (Nevermind the fact that she is my age and has held up almost as well as I have. Yes, I am more smoking hot than her. We just cannot debate that I am smoking hot. If you disagree, you are wrong.)

One last thing, I have started microblogging at Twittah and have somewhat decreased my daily output here. This is not a trend, but a necessity of the swampiness of work right now. If you have not tried Twittah, I think that you might like getting the links to BREAKING news and stuffy stuff on it. New Twittah tools are coming out daily for Firefox and the service has increased usage by 800% in the last year. Give it try for a couple of days and you will see that getting in touch with your friends and checking the news is made much simpler by the service. (Just so you know, the thing is actually called "Twitter," but since I am a redneck, cracker honky from the South, it is typed just as it is pronounced. It's called "Artistic Voice." Just saying.)

MY TWITTAH THINGY.

And I don't know about you, but this Religion where you have to breed with goats underground, kinda creeps me the Hell out. Is there ANY logical explanation for the existence of this photo? Tell me what you think in the comments.

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Active Participation in your Government is Required

Well, the Welfare for Welfare Bill passed the House yesterday with all Republicans (with one "not voting") voting against this economy killer. The Republicans are obviously of a mindset that they accomplish more when in the minority and I certainly see that truth. Folks, our government has been broken for a long, damn time and this bill shall have no lasting effect on the submissiveness on the population. This is just another in the very long list of government power grabs.

Malkin has more.

Do you want an example? The Department of Energy. The DOE was FORMED in 1977. This agency is only thirty-one years old and already has 16,000 fed employees, but over 100,000 contract employees. The sole purpose of this government agency? To reduce our country's dependence on foreign oil. How is that working out? Well if you look at the fact that we now import 65% of our oil, and at the time, we only imported 15% of our oil, you would have to say that it has been a total failure. SHUT IT DOWN. Do not privatize it, SHUT IT DOWN.

For the life of me, I cannot figure out why anyone would want to take a government agency that has failed in its mission and PRIVATIZE it. That will lead to government subsidy of a supposedly private enterprise and open the flood gates to even more big government. If an agency is a failure, SHUT IT DOWN. Do understand I am well aware that this shall never happen. We have allowed our government to take over everything. In the Welfare for Welfare Bill, there is actually a twenty-five million dollar appropriation to start a NEW agency to oversee the overseers on the welfare money. ARE YOU FRIGGIN' KIDDING ME? The government freely admits that they cannot do their jobs of overseeing tax money, so we should let them create ANOTHER government agency to oversee the people that are supposed to oversee the money? REALLY?

Justin Higgins takes on the Post Office. He says privatize.

There has to be a tipping point to this madness when the situation arises that the government becomes such a top-heavy, bloated do nothing organization and the people revolt. THAT TIME IS NOW. Do your damn part to save your kid's money. Pick up the phone, call your Congressmen and scream at them for being so damn stupid. DO IT NOW.

On the news front, we have the SMARTEST President we have ever had, have a problem determining what is a window, and what is a door. Folks, Barry Obama is a moron. No two ways about it. Further documentation of said stupidity. Wonder if this dumbass has any clue what in the Hell he is doing?

Well, obviously he does know what he is doing. One hundred dollars a pound for steaks. Barry's just looking out for the little guys, you know.

Remember when the post-racial president said, "There ain't gonna be no damn white-man lobbyists in my posse?" Well, he kinda lied about that. Seems, what he meant to say was, "There are ONLY going to be lobbyists in my administration."

Do you live in California? Sorry. Did you overpay your state taxes in 2008? Sorry. Your refund shall be an I.O.U. SUCKERS!

We interrupt this seriousness to bring you comments on the Obamessiah, courtesy of Chris Matthews Leg.

Michelle Obama is a gay man that looks like an old lesbian? Or is that a bust of Pat Summit?

Obama retakes (and retakes, and retakes) the Oath of Office. Dumb as a barrel of hair. Bookmark that site folks, Sid Bridge, the editor of that site, e-mailed me yesterday and asked for some help building his traffic. I agreed.

Back to the Welfare for Welfare stuff. It seems that the First Amendment is not that important to newspapers when they want to stay in business. The Philadelphia Inquirer begs for government alms. Do not nationalize the friggin' newspapers, please do not do this.

As y'all well know, the philosophy behind the action draws my interest behind most circumstances. MUD contemplates the rightness and wrongness behind the Welfare for Welfare legislation. It's like your grandfather giving you life lessons. (But, a really young grandfather...which in itself is kinda weird.)

Urban Redneck decides it's time for a parenting test. I really don't think that he is advocating another government agency, though.

Good common sense from Gribbit. He points out the important stuff and asks the obvious questions. Is there any chance at all that anyone is listening?

Does anyone else find it odd that the second Barry Obama becomes president, all of the secret Muslims in our intelligence services decide they can now practice their religion and start raping women? You know, since the Quran says that women are nothing but penis pin cushions anyway.

In case you are the last remaining human alive that has not heard of Twitter, here's a new business model that focuses service in the 140 character limit. Dudes, this shit is taking off for certain people.

Also, Hulu used social media to deliver an apology to their users for a simple mistake. They admitted their mistake, got the message out as quickly as possible and offered a temporary solution. You must admit, they did the right thing, there is no way that anyone of these folks that handled this crisis voted for Barry.

BRING ON DA CRAZY!! What in the Hell is that language they're speaking?



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Merci Beaucoup

Well, after the humongously successful Changapotumus speech in Germany, which fell a mere 800,000 shy of the projected one million disciples, we have video. Chris Matthew's Leg has yet to chime in, but my opinion is that this has only been topped once in history and that was when Jesus was on the cross. I jizzed my skivvies.

Praise the Obamessiah, this speech shall be forever known as "The Kenyan Goat Herder Speech" in Dogsland.



We are saved, FOREVER.

Honestly, I have no idea if this is even his Germany speech and could not care less, it is the same one that he always gives and is much ado about nadda. Jan Brady could do better. "Marsha, Marsha, Marsha!"

If you want to see what stupid people have to say about the Obamoron's blatherings, just look to the right and there is a link to MSNBC videos. It cannot get ANY more stupid than that. Trust me, I have tried to search out dumber people, they do not exist on the Earth.

The Changapotomus Plays the Race Card

In a stunning political move that is sure to bring the poor white trash vote into his camp, Barry decided to drag his fifty percent cracker ass into the public square surrounding Siegessäule or Victory Column. The Democrats in Germany just do not like the image of a Black man preaching from the pulpit of racial superiority of the white guys. But of course, they deny the fact that Barry transcends race. Story HERE. The column at one time was very relevant to German history, but Adolf Hitler and architect Albert Speer moved the column into a gathering place for the Nazis, thereby realigning its historical significance into one more at home with Democrat philosophy of fascism/socialism and racial hatred. Foreign policy gaffe number one: flip into the air, roll down the stairs, break all the fine china, vomit on all the heads of state of the country that you are visiting, shit on the floor, and rape all of the wives and daughters. Yet again, Obama proves that he is more dangerous and stupid than all of the Muslims combined. Of course, the national fluff tour will describe this in glowing terms, but as always, they are morons.

Barry's decision is what is known as a "Political Ploy." He has never attracted the traditional voting base of the Democrats, the Ku Klux Klan and all whites that are anti-Semitic, oh and the Islam lovers. This will bring them back into the fold.

The only thing that he could do to top this sandpoundingly stupid gaffe is actually start gassing Jews.

Sieg Heil Obama!

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Image courtesy of David Drake. I was beginning to think that I would never get to use it. Thanks Obamessiah for the opportunity!

John Madden <3's Brett Favre

This has to be said, sportcasters and color guys should not have overwhelming man crushes on players. Or if they do, they should handle that in the privacy of their own bathrooms. That said, Madden has got the gays for Favre and has for a long damn time, so much so that it makes me very uncomfortable.

Since you all know about Madden's video game and the curse of being put on the cover, what do you think will happen when Brett Favre is on the cover of Madden 2009? A rip in the time/space fabric? Favre returns to Kiln and opens up a meth lab?

Here's seven minutes of John......



Oh, please keep in mind that watching, playing, or talking about soccer makes you gay, there is no question about that. it's scientific, huh, Ronaldo?

Please take the time to make fun of all soccer homosexuals.

Ready? Exercise!

Our military never fails to impress me, but I think training people from other lands to do what we called "Side-Straddle Hops" and other folks from weird places call "Jumping Jacks" might prove to be above our soldiers' capabilities.



Well, what do you think?


This was the first video that I ever posted into my You-Tooob account. I don't remember why I joined, but I did it about a year ago and when Bean sent me this, it had to be posted. And by the photo, you see what You-Tooob thinks of me. Ha!

Click the photo for the big ten incher.

Well, Personally, I'm an Ass Man

I am truly not sure just what in the mortal Hell is transpiring in this video, but I am on the side of "It's just not right to let kids pet the penis." Just saying.

Silly Farner Thursday - Part Dos

After stepping outside to smoke a hand-rolled stogie with the boys, Rafe experiences euphoria!