Thursday, July 24, 2008

Merci Beaucoup

Well, after the humongously successful Changapotumus speech in Germany, which fell a mere 800,000 shy of the projected one million disciples, we have video. Chris Matthew's Leg has yet to chime in, but my opinion is that this has only been topped once in history and that was when Jesus was on the cross. I jizzed my skivvies.

Praise the Obamessiah, this speech shall be forever known as "The Kenyan Goat Herder Speech" in Dogsland.

We are saved, FOREVER.

Honestly, I have no idea if this is even his Germany speech and could not care less, it is the same one that he always gives and is much ado about nadda. Jan Brady could do better. "Marsha, Marsha, Marsha!"

If you want to see what stupid people have to say about the Obamoron's blatherings, just look to the right and there is a link to MSNBC videos. It cannot get ANY more stupid than that. Trust me, I have tried to search out dumber people, they do not exist on the Earth.


Skunkfeathers said...

I'm sure that Chris Matthews is having to wear Depends, everytime he's reporting on an Obama scripted photo op. None of them are reporting on how Obama stiffed wounded soldiers at a military hospital in Germany, even though he was supposed to visit them on the trip. Naturally, that's not worthy of Obamassanic News...