Showing posts with label Illegal Immigration. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Illegal Immigration. Show all posts

Friday, June 25, 2010

Because Everything Bad Has Happened in MY Lifetime

You are probably sitting there going, "There is no way that is true." No, it is not literally true, but...

Check it.

The Environmental Protection Agency, the Department of Health and Human Services, the Department of Education, the Department of Energy, the Department of Housing and Urban Development, the Department of Transportation, and the Department of Homeland Security.

And coupled with that startling revelation, the Democrats are ramping UP the growth of government. Here's a great point of how ridiculously crazy the current batch of morons are behaving, too.

"No one will know until this is actually in place how it works."

Look at that list again. Which one of THOSE agencies is working? How can NEW programs be implemented by agencies that are already failures at ALL that they do?

Simply put, these NEW programs MUST fail because success cannot be achieved by FAILURES.

They cannot even figure out factual, mathematical DATA. They cannot do numbers, people.

Yet, they actually PROMOTE ILLEGAL BEHAVIOR. We have a CABINET LEVEL bureaucrat ADVOCATING for criminals, folks. Yes, our government is PRO-CRIME. Think about that. Think H-A-R-D on it. The Labor Secretary wants criminal Mexicans to SUE in United States Court, when those criminal Mexicans are not even here LEGALLY. In case you do not know, ILLEGAL means AGAINST THE LAW.

Is there a single SANE person in DC?

And when SANITY overrides the dumb shit Democrats do, you know what happens? Democrats turn to VIOLENCE. You know the behavior, too. It is the four year old boy going shit-fit crazy at Wal*Mart because he cannot open the frozen syrupy thing that Mama got him because he did not kill someone at Pre-K today.

You know what you do in that circumstance? You take your damn belt off and wear that ass out.

Postscript Sidebar: Does anyone else think that it is kinda crazy that the Barrystream Media is talking about how Presidential that Barry the Feckless Moron is with his decision to cut loose General McChrystal? Does anyone actually realize that McChrystal was Barry the Retarded President's HAND-PICKED dude to run Afghanistan? Does anyone else think that it is fucking unbelievable that Barry the Idiot would send General Petraeus beck to Afghanistan after Barry said that Petraeus did not know what he was doing over there just a couple of years ago? Does anyone remember "General Betray Us?" Has the entire news media gone completely off their meds? Do those media idiots actually think that we do not know these things? I mean, FUCK ME TO TEARS, it has not been TWO WHOLE YEARS!!!

Take the belts off, folks.

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Friday, June 04, 2010

Yet Again, to Address the Cancer that IS Islam

Seriously, we need to talk about this in the manner that it should be discussed.

This is a photograph of Daniel Pearl while he was still alive. This man was simply a journalist from the Wall Street Journal doing his job in an area controlled by Muslims. He was in Pakistan. He was kidnapped, and then beheaded. He was beheaded NOT because he was a journalist, like President Idiot said, but because he was an American Jew. His murderers stated that plainly, but Barack Obama said it had something to do with freedom of the press. Barack Obama said this because he is a simpering imbecile, just like every single liberal on the face of the Earth.

By the way, Daniel Pearl was beheaded by that dude, Khalid Sheikh Mohammed, that Barry Obama wants to have a civilian trial in New York. Barry wants this because Barry is a fucktarded idiot.

Let's be frank about WHY liberals are stupid. They are stupid because they do not learn history, mathematics, science, or any information other than IDEOLOGY. Theirs is an ideology based on NOTHING that comes near facts, evidence, or data. They are taught to forget everything that has ever happened and to concentrate on a world that only someone that is crazy can imagine.

How in the Hell do you think that we wound up with Rainbow Bright Unicorn Man as president?

Again, it is not that liberals do not know anything, it is just that everything that they hold to be true IS FALSE. We can tell them until we are blue in the face, but they will never understand it UNTIL IT IS TOO LATE.

Take for instance the mosque that the Muslim terrorists have been approved to construct at Ground Zero. Do you think that this is actually some kind of bullshit "healing" thingy that Muslims want to do? If you believe that, you do not know history.

What Muslims do when they conquer an area, which is the only way that Islam is spread, they immediately transform the local religious sites into mosques. That is what they do every time in the past and they LIVE IN THE PAST.

Want an example, Mr. Architect Man? Hagia Sophia. Or maybe some little town called Jerusalem?

Since Muslims consider the United States and "The West" in general to be decadent and only worshiping MONEY, what do you think that they would attack to destroy our religious sites? Lemme think, I am sure that I can come up with something.

Here, let this ATHEIST tell you what I mean.


Did that fire you up? It should because Condell is right and if you have an IQ exceeding forty-five, you know it, too.

Now, how in the world can I tie liberals to Muslims? Because Muslims are now the liberals most protected "victims" on the planet.

While we are addressing Islam and its hideous effects to the human species, we simply must address the Southern border with Mexico. One of my real-life friends joined this FAILbook group today. Why in the world would he? Well, obviously because he is liberal and hates the idea of American exceptionalism. That is just another trait of being a liberal. Yes, he is still my friend even though he has no clue what he is doing.

One thing that you have to understand about criminals in general. THEY ARE CRIMINALS. Do you realize the statistics of OTHER crimes perpetrated by criminal aliens?

Do you want to know what the left thinks about illegal, CRIMINAL invasion from our Southern border? Well, since the left has no capacity for thought, here is the stuff that they make up.

Do you also understand that ALL criminal aliens coming through our porous Southern border are NOT Mexicans? Even as far back as 2005, there were a startling number of non-Mexican criminal aliens.

And don't you also LOVE LOVE LOVE the fact that Arizona passing that criminal Mexican law makes the moonbats do even dumber stuff?

By the way, the number of criminals pouring over the border from Mexico that are NOT Mexicans, has been estimated to be between 65,000 and 140,000 a year.

I hope they are not ALL Muslims.

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Wednesday, May 26, 2010

Barry Obama - The Keystone War President

It has become increasingly hard for me to believe that President Obama doesn't just wander off into the wilderness to be eaten by predators, but obviously the Secret Service continues to do their job exceedingly well. When this idiot is finished with his one term in the White House, I suggest that all of the people charged with keeping him safe get a month long holiday in the islands. Their jobs must be nearly impossible when they have to protect someone that is dumb as this dude. I can also imagine that Obama is so ridiculously stupid that he has to sleep with some kind of apparatus in his mouth to keep him from swallowing his own head.

There are a bunch of folks that point out daily how stupid the president is by using Barry's OWN WORDS, but all the liberals just say that those quotes are taken out of context. That is what they always say. But, when you listen to the entire quotes from Barry, you leave with the wish that you had just heard the soundbite, the whole context is even worse. Can anyone remember who first pushed the meme that Barry Obama was smart? Because I have picked the entire internet up, turned it over, and shook it really hard to find a single shred of evidence that he has ever uttered an intelligent word. I have scoured every article written about this dude, watched every video clip, and still NOTHING. There is no possibility that anyone has ever heard Barry speak and come away with anything other than sheer terror at the magnitude of his ignorance regarding everything.

But, there is not another single topic where Barry proves his fecklessness better than his sandpounding stupidity with regards to economics. Of course, liberals have such a detached understanding of money, business, and wealth, that they actually hear Barry's words and think, "Now there is a smart guy." But, liberals are freaking stupid, so they would think that.

Obama held some kind of photo-op in the Rose Garden with small business types yesterday and he produced some of the most confusing stuff imaginable. Now, in case you were not aware, these photo-ops are exactly that, no reporter is allowed to question the president. You see, unless Barry Obama knows EXACTLY what is going to be asked, has weeks to formulate a response, and practices his delivery of the prepared answer for hours and hours, we get calamity, chaos, and stupidity in Barry's response. And then the evidence continues to mount that our president is RETARDED.

Make no mistake at all, Barry Obama is the dumbest person ever to occupy the White House. AND if we had a media that was concerned with facts, instead of pushing a liberal agenda, the question most asked of Robert Gibbs, the White House Press Secretary, would be, "WAIT! WAIT! WAIT! Are you fucking serious?!?!?!?!"

There are a few HUGE stories that are currently on the front pages of all the legitimate blogs and websites, the accelerating failure of the global economy, the criminal Mexican invasion, the oil spilling into the Gulf of Mexico, Communist aggression in North Korea, violence coming from the Democrat Unions, and Democrats taking bribes from the criminal elements. None of these things are being reported by the Barrystream Media types.

The AMAZING thing about all of these problems is that there are some crazy folks that actually WANT the president to get involved in the solution! What kind of suicidal maniac would want Barry Obama to attempt to formulate some kind of idiotic "solution" to any big problem? I mean, even the people in his administration are so stupid that they have never held jobs in the private sector except for some kind of "award position" at Goldman. Seriously, none of his cabinet has ever accomplished anything!

Here are the current "solutions" to those problems.

Here is Barry's "economic" plan. I have seen one of the "Recovery....Act" signs in my neighborhood. They repaved a stretch of Spillway Road from right around the fire station to Highway 471. This is a WHOPPING 2.9 miles. I feel richer ALREADY! But, Barry's PIMP thinks that things are getting WORSER.

Oh, and look for the Obamoron's administration to extend the homebuyer's tax credit thingy to falsely inflate home sales. I state this plainly because the housing market is continuing its deterioration and Obama HAS to make something happen before the shellacking the Democrats are going to get in November.

Barry Obama has decided to send 1200 National Guard troops to Arizona to "help out" with the criminal Mexican invasion. My first thought on this was that the federal government is attacking Arizona, but I just cannot imagine that Barry Obama is THAT DAMNED CORRUPT. Could Obama actually think that he can order Guard troops to fire upon the citizens of Arizona? Plus, here is the way that Obama REALLY wants to handle the criminal Mexican problem, by letting them have a free ride from ALL laws.

What about the oil spill in the Gulf? Well, can anyone figure out what the Obama Administration is even doing about it? Since liberals are so devoutly anti-science and anti-mathematics, why would anyone want them to get involved at all? And can someone PLEASE take a little more interest in the pay-offs from BP to the Barry White House? I mean the Obama Administration gave Deepwater Horizon a damned safety award last year and let them slide on TWO INSPECTIONS! By the way, Bayouchild is documenting the oil coming into the Louisiana marshlands. Read every one of her posts. I am NOT on the side of the Obama Administration "seizing" anything at all. I am on the side of Obama getting out of the damned way and going to the golf course. Oddly, Barry kinda likes my idea since he has played five rounds since the rig blew up.

In response to North Korea sinking a South Korean ship and all around saber rattling, Barry Obama quickly apologized to the Norks and then gave Kim Jong Il a wicked, sloppy blowjob and then smiled as Kimmie dropped a Cleveland Steamer on Barry's chest.

Union screeching continues to break glass as far away as on the Space Station. The unions plan to spend oo-koodles of member dues to re-elect criminal Democrats this fall. Plus, at least one Republican thinks that we should bail out unions and proposed legislation to give those unions your hard-earned money.

Also, the Westboro Cult is planning a trip to Louisiana to disrupt a soldier's funeral. Red has a round-up of all our friends that are posting on this. When you are showing up to support our military and to protest these DEMOCRATS that are disparaging our military, please keep in mind that sometimes VIOLENCE is the answer. Only you know for sure when that should be, but sometimes thinning the herd is necessary.

Our all too absent friend, Christina Jade, asks "What does 'conservative' really mean?" Let me offer my thoughts on this.

Being conservative means that you are inextricably tied to CONSERVING the initial concepts that founded this, the greatest country in the history of the world. That means that a conservative bases EVERY concept of his/her/other's ideology upon the very basic premise of individual freedom and liberty. To actually adhere to that FIRST principle, we must respect and protect individual property rights, individual beliefs and make all strides to defend the most obnoxious of all individuals from the GROUP-THINK of the uneducated masses.

The true conservative, that has the time, should drive to Minden, Louisiana and beat the ever-loving shit out of the Westboro people because they are intruding upon the individual rights of everyone in the Tomlinson family. Such is the nature of a conservative and it is NEVER an easy thing to do to stand proudly upon the righteous ground of doing the right thing at all times.

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Sunday, May 23, 2010

President Obama Continues the Criminal Failboat Sailing!!!

Since ALL criminals are stupid, why would you think that President Criminal would be any different? Here he is with what I THINK is his criminal aunt from Kenya that has been granted some kind of citizenship or something. She was in the United States illegally, living on welfare for years and of course her idiot nephew said that he did not know she was here. Of course, most of us know that Barry Obama hates black folks, so this is highly possible, too.

In the past week, President Moron has sided with Mexico over Arizona, continued to ignore reading a Arizona law while bashing the folks that wrote and signed it, all while kissing the ass of the Mexican Cartel leader. Intelligent folks knew years ago that Barry Obama was an idiot, but since we still allow idiots to vote in the United States, they headed to the polling places and voted one of their own into the the White House. Shocking that idiots would vote for an idiot, huh? I just hope that those very same idiots do not write a law that forces us to "water" our crops with Gatorade. But, that would not surprise me at all, you know?

Wonder how many tax dollars went to pay-off the folks at ShoreBank to cover up for our president?

Let's do the linkfest.

Obama's foreign policy makes Jimmuh Cartuh's look competent by comparison.

Wonder why Barry did not throw up his skull about Oklahoma's criminal Mexican laws? Th answer to that is that at the time that Oklahoma passed their laws, even Barry never imagined that the population would be dumb enough to elect him as president.

Obama HEARTS Mexicans that hate our country, too. Of course, the Mexican LIED.

By the way, since Arizona is the kidnapping capital of the United States, wonder how long it will be before Texas makes a run for that title? Mexican pirates in Texas.

I don't think these tunnels were going to be long enough to reach Mexico, but maybe they were being dug to HIDE Mexicans?

Uncle Jimbo has a few cusswords about ICE.

Klavan on the criminal Mexicans.


By the way, did you know that Obama's HOME DISTRICT elected a Republican for the first time in twenty years? Hopefully, that gives us some idea of the direction of the voting to be had in November....

I found this somewhere this morning and laughed out loud about it. "Kenyan-born Obama...."

Mortgage delinquencies are headed through the roof. Homeowner bailout FAIL.

Thirty-two states now officially bankrupt. Stimulus FAIL. (Mississippi is NOT on the list, YAY!)

Hottest trend in global warming is GLOBAL COOLING....FMTT.

Speaking of "science," what happens if a scientist talks about something that has been KNOWN for centuries? Well, of course, Barry Obama fires them because they spoke the truth. If there is one thing that Democrats HATE HATE HATE, it is the truth.

Obama's thug friends attack a residential 'hood, terrorize children in their homes, and generally act like Democrats.

Speaking of 'Hoods, RightGirl lives in one.

New York makes the idiotic move to ban salt. I see this as a good thing because Damian was already on a diet and stuff. When food spoils in less than a minute, Michelle Obama's food deserts will crop up and Damian will drop all the weight that he wants. WIN-WIN!!!

CNN wants to know if the iPhone has lost its cool. In other words, no one at CNN knows what the word "COOL" means.

The supporters of idiotic policy, known mainly as Obamabots, are doing really well with their Coffee Party idea.

I am not so sure that the BIG TENT of the Republican Party is big enough to include this...um....human-like thingy. So, yes, there are crazies on both sides. Luckily most of the crazies are on the dumb side.

On an end note, I think that I stole this from Red at Caught Him With a Corndog.


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Wednesday, May 19, 2010

President Obama is Contemplating Resigning

It is simply NOT possible that our current Moron-in-Chief is not seeing a resignation in his immediate future. The USS Obama Failboat is capable of carrying the ENTIRE Jimmuh Cartuh Failboat fleet in a minor corner of one compartment of one of the many mini-holds onboard. Obama has to be thinking about how he can resign in peace and keep his Barrystream Media Decoder Halo.

My suggestion? Claim that you have contracted colon cancer, Barry. It is not like you haven't offered up your (and subsequently, OUR) ass for the pounding of every single one of our ENEMIES around the world. Now, GET OUT. Let your idiot Vice President take over. Joe FREAKING Biden shall give us hours upon hours of blog fodder given the chance. One can only imagine how many different ethnic groups Doddering Joe can offend on a daily basis, but at least he would not bankrupt the entire world, he just wants to go around and do those V-P Grip and Grins.

Let's take a gander at the ultimate FAIL that is our current (and future resigning) President in just the past coupla' days, shall we?

The soon-to-be-resigning President, Barack Obama, is very much involved in promoting ACORN's push to bring socialism to India. In case you were unaware, because you do not get your main news from blogs instead of watching that "female" Harry Potter on MSNBC, Barry Obama used to work for ACORN, was an attorney for ACORN, and used ACORN as a vote pusher in every campaign that he has run. Oh, yeah, I almost forgot, Barry Obama has always been a Communist since he was little and his grandparents and mother were also Communists. And his mother posed for some nude photographs taken by a known Communist pedophile rapist named Frank Marshall Davis. Barry called Davis, "Uncle Frank" in Dreams from my Father. These things simply cannot be repeated enough.

President Imbecile talks about how the world's imagination was captured by the beheading of Daniel Pearl and that the beheading had something do to do with "freedom of the press." Please keep in mind that Obama HATES HATES HATES any type of freedom because he lurves him some Communism. Also ignore the FACT that the beheading Muslim said he slaughtered Pearl because he was an America Jew. Muslims are not bright enough to know what a "journalist" even is, but dang it, they can sure hate them some Jews and Americans! Not even Joe FREAKING Biden would be stupid enough to say something as ridiculous as Barry said about this heinous act.

How about the Idiot in Chief nominating Elena Kagan to the Supreme Court because she supports Sharia Law? FINALLY! A reason for his/her/other's nomination that actually makes sense considering the circumstances. Since Barry hates our country, our Constitution, and everything that is meaningful, Kagan's support for Sharia is the ONLY legitimate reason, in Barryland, for her nomination.

Speaking of the murdering savages that practice Islam, I have to say that I totally agree with Alan Colmes when he says that there is no such thing as "radical Islam."


You see, the people that beheaded Daniel Pearl and the ones that are attacking our military are NOT radical Muslims, they are MAINSTREAM MUSLIMS. The radical Muslims are the ones that do NOT attempt to kill anyone that is NOT Muslim. Alan is RIGHT, for the first time in his life.

Remember when everyone with half a brain was talking about how Democrats were lying about the costs of ObamaCare? The "non-partisan" Congressional Budget Office has finally released their cost analysis of that legislation. As usual, Democrats were LYING and the Barrystream Media covered up for them. Of course, we already knew that.

Wonder which are the most fiscally irresponsible states? YOU KNOW. Wonder what those states have in common? You get one guess.

What do you think that the benefits are of financing Head Start programs? If you said, "Not one damned thing," you win the grand prize!!!

Think back to a few years ago when Idiots on the left were calling George W. Bush a "fascist." Do you recall that all of the hippies were sweating illegal searches and seizures and general raids in the middle of the night? What would you think about the liberals demanding DNA samples simply to attend college? What does that sound like to you?

Since we now know beyond any doubt that the people that are against Arizona keeping the criminal Mexicans out of their state have yet to read the law at all, do you think that you can pony up a few bucks to buy a shirt in SUPPORT of 1070?

Dear Readers, you know that our very way of life is under attack, arm yourselves with information and help your friends and family to deny the intelligence murdering ideology of leftism. Get involved before it is too late.

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Tuesday, May 18, 2010

Nude Photos of Miss America - Rima Fakih

Ooops, I got my Stripper contests mixed up, Rima Fakih is Miss USA, NOT Miss America. Sorry for the mix up, like that matters.

By the way, I think that Rima looks smoking hot in this lingerie.

Banging hot brunette chicks are always a good thing. I do not care which side of the political debate these chicks are on, they are hot chicks and I personally do not even listen to anything that they say. You see, Miss America is a BEAUTY pageant. It is NOT Knowledge Bowl. The fact that they ask these chicks anything other than "Can you bend your leg behind your head" seems like an exercise in lunacy to me, but who am I to judge? Oh yeah, I am a FREAKING DUDE. But, dang, do NOT get the liberals talking about BEAUTY CONTESTS or anything for that matter, their heads could literally EXPLODE.

All that said, we have a problem. I have officially become my grandfather. For some reason, I do not want Miss America to have marks all over her body from STDs and from guys poking her with a ten-foot pole. And Rima Fakih appears to be somewhat LESS than wholesome. Remember Vanessa Williams? Who wants to PROMOTE that to a society that is already deteriorated to the point of no return from liberal ideology?

In a day and age when we are actively promoting stupidity in our school children and are running roughshod over any kind of morals that still exist, maybe it is a bad idea to have someone represent our country in a beauty pageant that is a slut, huh?

And doesn't this contradict the liberal meme that Islam is the only good religion and that we should not poke them in the eye with a sharp nipple? Wonder what the stereotypical Rackmir Ackbar Splodeydope would do with Miss Fakih after he was through raping her? And why are the moonbat college professors utterly TERRIFIED of Muslims? Man, I just have no clue. (Hat-Tip: Kathy Shaidle)

Such is the very nature of being a liberal, your ideology and rationale don't have to make sense because you honestly believe in NOTHING. That is probably because you have to be a moron to be a liberal. Morons have a tendency to have no clue how to make something make sense. See the vicious cycle, here?

We can look at the ridiculousness of any liberal position. I do that on a daily basis, too.

Illegal immigration? Oh, where have you gone Chief Crying Indian? Dammit! Which liberal crying jag trumps the other? Those horrific Mexicans are destroying the planet or everyone should have the right to working people's income? A liberal conundrum must be maddening for the typical leftist idiot.

We have seen this confusion in the end results of everything that liberals try, yet for some reason we have not banished them to the LITERAL wilderness. Dang! The Soviet Union collapsed, but we simply must try Communism in its purest form, those Soviets just did not do it right. (Personally, I think that the Soviets probably did do Communism correctly, they just slaughtered the wrong people.)

An additional fun part about the Miss America Stripper Contest was that the chick that came in First Loser was given a question about Arizona's new criminal Mexican Law. The fact that she answered the question CORRECTLY by saying that is Arizona's business stunned me. Of course, First Loser Chick WAS from Oklahoma, the only state in the entire country where not one single county voted for I am Sam McDoucherson for President.

Now, since we have touched on the "Liberals are Idiots" theme of The Blog Show, I decided to link still more overwhelming PROOF. We normal folks lurve us some proof of things. That is yet another trait that separates us from folks that prove Natural Selection wrong.

You would think that a president that used to be an attorney before he lost his license to practice law would at least try to know something about THE DAMNED LAW, right? Well, you would be mistaken. Obama's Douchebags have come out and proclaimed loudly that the Arizona Criminal Mexican Law was somehow "unconstitutional." There is only one minor drawback in their conclusions. No one in the administration has READ THE DAMNED LAW. Not Eric Holder, the Attorney General, nor has Janet Napolitano, the Director of Homeland Security. That is beyond my comprehension. REALLY.

Of course, we have always known that Holder is an idiot, criminal Democrat that refuses to do HIS DAMNED JOB, but you would think that the Director of DHS would concern him/her/other self with BORDER SECURITY, huh? Which begs the questions, "Is Janet Napolitano a chick or a dude?" and "Who would you rather never contemplate in a bikini on a pole, Janet Napolitano or Janet Reno?"

(Don't worry, I just hit myself in the face with a steel ash shovel for that Janet bikini comment. No, it did not work.)

Oh, and the bikini chick in the photo above is NOT Miss Stripper America, but then again, she is still hot and I still would not ask her opinion on economics or mathematics.

Speaking of economics, here are the Zero Hedge TRUE unemployment calculations. They seem to be at odds with the Democrat Federal Government's calcs, but that is to be expected.

Remember the economic meltdown was caused totally by the ideology of Democrats and their government programs and bribery agencies. And guess what one of those slush funds is getting involved in? Yeppers, Manmade Global Warming. That should end swimmingly.

All the while, less than 33% of meteorologists believe Catastrophic Climate Change is caused by man. Most people that have half of a brain know that since we have only been able to judge temperature accurately since 1955, we do not have enough data to even judge temperatures over a long enough range to ascertain even IF there is a change.

Reverend Jeremiah Wright acknowledges that he was thrown under the bus. Paul Mitchell reports, "It is impossible for me to give less of a shit that Wright was thrown under anything and I would prefer that people keep throwing more on TOP of Wright so he would shut the fuck up."

In totally unrelated news, anyone that would pay one point thirty-three million for 850 square feet of living space should be banished to a deserted island where their stupidity cannot get into the water supply.

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Miss USA Rima Fakih nude. I am killing it on this search, too.

Thursday, April 29, 2010

Words Mean Something - Part Seven

I am at the point of utter disgust with just about EVERYTHING going on right now in our country. The ultimate outrage is the jabbering morons talking about "Immigration Reform."

What in the Hell are they talking about? There is ONLY one thing that this can possibly mean, MAKING CRIMINAL ALIENS FROM MEXICO INTO LEGAL CITIZENS.

There are no other "immigrants" that we are talking about because the HUGE majority of immigrants, OTHER than Mexicans, are here LEGALLY and there is no need to "reform" that process. So, why is there a need to call the act of making these criminals into legal citizens called "Immigration Reform?"

Dude, I ain't got no clue why we wouldn't call it something like, "Offering Joint Citizenship with Mexico Without Doing Any Paperwork" or something like that.

Look, I have no problem at all with Mexicans in the least. The forty-two dudes that live a couple of houses down from me really do not cause any problems at all other than the fifteen cars parked all in their yard. And I never complained at all when every single employee on the Katrina housing projects that I worked on all had the same Social Security number. They were always on time, too. Funny, they were all contract employees and did not pay a penny in taxes or FICA, either.

But, please, let's not try to say that the illegal Mexicans are industrious people. They apply for welfare at a a greater rate than single, black females.

So, why is Congress interested in making all these illegal Mexicans LEGAL? Please can someone be honest here?

Shit, I'll do it.

Barry Obama has DESTROYED the Democrat Party almost single-handedly because he is THE ultimate dumbass and the Democrats know beyond any doubt that they are going to get slaughtered in November. Understand, stupid people and people on welfare vote for ONE PARTY, which one is it?

Plus, you know that the illegal Mexicans on the whole are dumb as a fucking dog turd. Where do they think that they originated? Check the photo again and think about it.

Why can't people in this country have enough backbone to call things EXACTLY what they are? Because everyone is AFRAID of being called a racist. One thing you need to know, "Mexican" is NOT a race, y'all. So, speak the Hell up.

The image above was stolen without remorse from Rightwing News. Check the post out, there are more stupid signs from the idiots protesting about the Arizona "Kick the Illegal Mexicans Out" legislation.

You know how you can immediately tell that the legislation is good law? The national media HATES it.

Plus, the legislation is really harmless, but Barry Obama, the lying sack of shit, has to tell lies about it, anyway.

Oh, so you want to see what kind of people that the Democrats are about to make into citizens of this country? The typical moonbat welfare recipient.

Face it folks, our president is a friggin' moron. "I do think at some point, you have made enough money." With Barry in the White House, making money is IMPOSSIBLE, so I kinda think that he made his point, amiright?

By the way, do you remember the LAST MORON that the Democrats ran for president? They said that he was really, really smart, too. Oh yeah, John Kerry is an idiot.

Do you really want the Party of Perpetual Stupidity to keep control of our country? They will be able to do that if we do not remove them NOW.

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Tuesday, April 27, 2010

Democrats and Their Lying Lies

Since it is so very hard to find legitimate news these days, I have to get mine from nearly eight hundred sources. Purging the articles about Democrat criminal behavior and sheer corruption is impossible, so I only post the ones that actually interest me.

The biggest story rolling around right now is the Arizona Kick the Illegal Mexicans Outta the Country Law.

The Clarion Ledger's resident MOONBAT PUBLIC college professor has a few idiotic words to say on the topic.

Of course, "Vicki Jean" goes to Nazi-town describing the passage of this legislation. And of course, we cannot even imagine that Vicki Jean would even KNOW (or bother to check, either) the damned law at all. Her typical uneducated opinion, that is ALWAYS WRONG, is a simple regurgitation of all of the idiotic talking points sent around by dumbasses.

From Moonbattery, we find that the United States Code Title Eight-Aliens and Nationality REQUIRES certain things. By the way, all of these functions were transferred to ICE and here are their regs.

Same thing, those Mexicans living near or around the border BETTER have their damned papers. IT IS FEDERAL LAW, so as usual Vicki Jean, the college professor paid with your tax money is WRONG and STUPID. Imagine.

If you want to see the typical, liberal, moronic female, check out the link at Kathy Shaidle's post. This idiot DEFENDS her black rapists by saying that their crime was the fault of their white oppressors.

In a continuation of my liberal committee-forming mentality post from yesterday, President Dumbass McStupidass convenes a committee to study why Barry has spent so much money that we don't have.

Oh, here is how other countries handle their illegal alien problems.

Oh, and oddly enough, racial profiling kinda works, too.

Can someone PUH-LEEEEZE tell me exactly how anyone ever got the impression that Barry Obama was a smart guy? Have any of y'all ever seen, heard, or read something from Obama that offers the slightest hint of even marginal intelligence? Honestly, I cannot provide a single occurrence of even a basic understanding that he has regarding ANYTHING. Trust me, I have searched non-stop since I first heard of the guy with no luck. But, I am only one man.

More examples of liberal dumbassedness follows.

Patrick points to the school founded by education professors from Standford. Guess the outcome, win a prize!

Barry Obama's White House, along with Health and Human Services, falsified data on the "healthcare" law. If we had a national media that was NOT complicit in these federal government scams, maybe we could stop the machine from crushing us. AND THEY ARE NOT DEATH PANELS!!! Just because we are not calling them death panels, they are NOT death panels, quit calling them that!!!

By the way, on REAL health related news, did you know that the federal government commissioned a study on the harm caused by fat in our diets? Yeppers, the study was concluded in 2006, cost 415 MILLION dollars and found.....well, you check it.

The future of the United States economy:



Just remember as the Democrats "financial reform" bullshit starts hitting the fan, THEY WERE THE ONES IN CAHOOTS WITH WALL STREET.

Last item, the Kill the Bill Rally took place on March 20th, 2010. Still no apology from the lying Democrats on the racist comments. The Democrat Party is the very party of racial hatred and contempt for law abiding citizens. DEMOCRATS HATE YOU.



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Monday, April 26, 2010

Makes as much sense as an iPad

There have been at least eleventy billion posts on Arizona passing a law that says that their police officers can stop someone and ask for their paperwork. While this certainly sounds frightening to most people that are concerned with ever increasing government intrusion, sometimes the government has to take drastic action to stop illegal activity that is actively PROMOTED by the national Democrat Party.

Face it, folks, the federal government is NEVER going to protect our borders and if you were a murdering (redundant) Muslim wanting to get into our country, what easier point to enter than the Mexican border? This act of ignoring the huge influx of illegals into the United States MUST BE STEMMED.

A bunch of people defend the illegals by saying that they are an industrious sort and only come here for the work. YOU KNOW THIS IS A DAMNED LIE. The overwhelming majority of Mexicans enter this country to spawn an anchor baby and get free stuff from taxpayers. You know this is true, but saying so would make you a RAAAAACIST in really dumb people's eyes. Why are you so concerned about what stupid people think of you, Nancy?

Ignore the fact that welfare programs do NOTHING to reduce the percentage of people living in poverty and in fact INCREASE the number of people that do nothing to provide for their own sustenance. The number/percentage of Mexicans on welfare has DOUBLED since 1983. Oddly enough, Ronald Reagan allowed 2.7 million ILLEGAL Mexicans to receive amnesty on the condition that the Democrat Congress would do something about sealing our Southern border. Guess what? The Democrats did not hold up their end of the bargain. SHOCKER! THEY LIED!

What happened after Reagan got snookered? A whole shitload of NEW Mexicans ran to the United States hoping for MORE welfare, too.

Now, we are currently looking at giving that wave of Mexicans amnesty, too. Guess what? If we do that, there will be yet another wave of Mexicans that run over the border to get free stuff. This is a never-ending cycle. I find it increasingly unbelievable that there are any Mexicans left in Mexico, they are all here.

Did you know that the total population of Mexico is about a THIRD of the total population of the United States? Well, punch my belly and call me "Stumpy," that is just a shocker. Guess what else? The current population of non-white "Hispanics" in the United States is only HALF of that total population of Mexico. (This is probably a little incorrect because it is difficult to count folks that are here illegally, you know?)

Does this stun you?

Do you realize that over 12 million Hispanics are currently on welfare and there are only around 47 million of them in the United States? Do you realize that is over 25% of total Hispanic population? Do you think that compares to the rate of single, black women on welfare?

Twenty-FOUR percent of single, black women are on welfare, slightly LESS than total Hispanic population. There is a shocker to me, folks, really. I thought that SBFs made up the majority and they did until recently, too.

Please, quit trying to tell me that the Mexicans that flood into this country are an industrious sort. Facts and figures show just the opposite. I wonder why the state of California is having trouble paying their bills?

While it bothers me, too, that Arizona is having to do something about protecting its citizens from the Mexicans, this would NOT have had to happen if the Democrats in DC would do their damn job, but that would be unheard of with them spending all day long downloading porn.

Note: Have you noticed that G-Mail now has a new feature that allows you to add an invitation to your e-mails? I can add something to my calendar, like "Bathe the dog," and then invite everyone that I e-mail to that function. Trust me, you want a bunch of folks to help you bathe the dog. I think that "bathe the dog" is a really cool euphemism, too.

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Friday, February 19, 2010

And the Forks Continue......

On the front page of the Clarion-Ledger yesterday, there was an article about some Senior in high school with a baby. He was talking about having never heard about the proper usage of condoms in school. I do not know this kid, I do not know his parents or his teacher, but I cannot BELIEVE that he did not receive instruction on Jimmy Hat usage in public school unless he missed 90% of his school days.

I would link the article, BUT! The Clarion-Ledger has decided to accelerate the demise of their paper.

This article started me thinking about what I learned in school. We had a class called "Health" almost every year that I was in elementary and junior high school. I do not remember what the Hell we took in high school because I was drunk all the time. Yet, I think back to that "Health" class and recall vividly learning the proper names and functions of the various reproductive organs and the things necessary to produce offspring. I remember it like it was yesterday, plus my moron kid and I actually had conversations about that very thing. You see, my kid did not have a "Health" class in public school, but in fourth grade, they started teaching him about SCREWING. Yes, that is when he got sent to private school. There is a post on this mediocre blog about that day, too.

You see, the classroom is NOT the place to teach children about SCREWING. I am sorry if some parents cannot or will not have that conversation with their kids, but teaching normal kids about sex kinda runs contrary to MOLESTATION LAWS. When an adult, other than YOU talks to YOUR kid about SCREWING, there is something dreadfully wrong. In my opinion, every school teacher that does it should be put on the SEX CRIMES list and mapped until the end of time. You know, since I am NOT crazy.

For your information, HERE's the Google News search for "teachers and sex crimes." It says that there 385 RECENT articles, however, I clicked the 10th page and expanded to over 30 subsequent pages. Try the search yourself. The actual Google Search page returns over one millions hits for the same search. In case you were unaware, the profession that leads ALL OTHERS in the percentage of sex crimes with minors is that of public school teachers.

To add to the demise of national and local media, they threw an absolute shit-fit over a couple of Catholic priests and their bishops that were covering up sex crimes with minors. Weird that the media would go to the mat over that and ignore the overwhelmingly higher percentage in AVERAGE citizens v. priests and the monumental disparity between public school teachers v. priests. It is ALMOST like media folks have an agenda or something.

Anyhoo, Senior in high school boy did not even mention that he should have kept his joint in his dungarees, he just talked about not being taught how to screw without consequences. Senior in high school, you have a RUDE awakening looming on your horizon. There are consequences for EVERY act that you undertake in your lifetime. Since you only want hot teenage sex with no consequences, I anticipate a long, painful life for you, son.

In further WRONGNESS news, the Clarion-Ledger talks budget yet again. Of course they lament the fact that Governor Haley Barbour has cut a single dollar from the public school system. Oddly, they are not too disappointed that the Governor also forced cuts in corrections. The thing that gets me is that the C-L is all up in arms that the governor is cutting funds to a horrendously failing institution, schools, and they are okay with him cutting from a successful one, JAILS. Luckily, the Democrats in the state house passed a budget that does exactly what the Clarion-Ledger wants, but Barbour has guaranteed that he would VETO it. I wish that Haley had gotten a little closer to George W. Bush a few years ago, maybe we would not have the idiot Democrat US Congress now if Bush had been a little tighter with the cash.

The final Clarion-Ledger story is about racial profiling in farm loans. Of course, with a President that is almost half-black and an idiot Congress running the show, there is a very good chance that they shall give money based solely on race. Let's simply ignore the fact that subsidizing farms is like one of the dumbest things that could possibly happen. Government subsidy of anything always results in the worst possible outcome. With government money, comes government regulation. You know like forcing farmers to grow corn to fuel automobiles. FARM FAIL.

As a response to the Clarion-Ledger's resident idiot, David Hampton, calling for tax increases every Sunday, I offer the true solution to all that hampers the country. End all government outlays. Including the military. End them totally and start completely over with a mandatory reading of our Constitution. If there are questions regarding the tenets of that august document, get Scalia to explain it in words easy for Democrats to understand. By that, I mean obviously in grunts or at least just one syllable words.

As a point of reference, currently we spend over 340 billion dollars a year in this country to educate, house, clothe, incarcerate, and give medical services to ILLEGAL aliens. Take a second to reflect on that. We spent 340 BILLION a year on people that are not even supposed to be here. That is ELEVEN TIMES the annual state budget of Mississippi. Last year, Mississippi had a budget of twenty-nine point eight BILLION dollars ($29,000,000,000.00). That 340 billion is OVER THREE TIMES the yearly budget of California.

Put it in perspective, please.

Since you probably went to public school, today in 1942, President Franklin Delano Roosevelt ordered ALL United States citizens of Japanese descent to PRISON. Today, we shelter ILLEGAL ALIENS from incarceration, well at least until they RAPE YOUR MINOR daughter. WTF?!?!?!?!

You see, liberalism or "Progressivism" or stupidity, whatever you want to call it, has poisoned the intellect of this country. We have people afraid to call a spade a spade. Words have value, folks.

The idiot mentality of the left has led to things like trying to charge a Mayor with a federal HATE CRIME for merely uttering the word "Christian" in a public setting. SERIOUSLY?!?!?!?! You have GOT to be fucking kidding me. (Hat-Tip: Kathy Shaidle)

Check it:
Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.

Now, how in the absolute mortal Heaven could Congress pass a single law telling ANYONE in the country that they cannot say something about their religiosity? I mean, we cannot even lock up everyone that practices Islam, how in the Hell could we charge someone with a crime for saying something about Christianity? Oh, wait, it is the Muslims that are screeching about the mayor's words. And they are the sole unwritten exception to the "shall make no law..."

You know, unwritten in the Constitution is pretty much all we follow these days. Right to privacy to kill your children, right to making an established wage, right to FREE! medical services, a house, a car, a big screen television, to food, clothing...seriously, the list is endless what wonderful rights we have now. We even have a right to get government handouts for being black while farming.

SICK. OF. IT.

But, at least there are plenty of photos of the Holocaust Memorial in Germany on the internet.

If anyone can tell me how the human species can survive liberalism or "Preogressivism," drop me a line.

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Wednesday, January 06, 2010

Thank Goodness for Obama and His Philosophy

OMG! WTF?!?! Nope, I am being totally serious in saying that I am glad that Barry Obama was elected president. The only problem being that since he is an utter failure, we will have to keep hearing about racism and bullshit like that. Let's ignore the fact that Barry is half-white and has no clue what it is like to even be black or poor. As a quick aside, Barry's mother was the typical far-left idiotic douchebag that hated our country and the individualist philosophy, but she came by that honestly. Her father taught her that mentality. Luckily, her mother actually had a job (something that her father never had) and literally supported Ann and her growing brood. Barry's grandmother was the foundation of the family and was the only person in the entire Dunham family that was apparently not a moron.

The reason that I say, "Thank Goodness" is because never before have we had such a startling example of exactly how stupid liberalism is. Maybe a portion of the country can now see the utter failure of liberal ideology. The only way to miss it is to ignore mathematics, science, history, and all factual evidence that shows the literal failure of liberalism. No one can miss it, unless they choose to. You know, kinda like they choose to believe in Anthropomorphic Global Warming even though everything proves that AGW is a lie made up by people that are trying to get rich on the concern and passion that others have for their fellow man.

I am so very sorry that I keep pounding this point home, too. There is just a TEACHABLE MOMENT here and I cannot ignore the opportunity. Hopefully we are building a following of folks that want nothing but to give the best that they can to their friends and family. In my opinion, there is nothing more MORAL than wanting to accumulate wealth because the wealth that you do accumulate allows you to help others do the same.

The bottom line is that as individuals, it is our responsibility to be as successful as humanly possible. Failure is not an option. Our financial success allows us the freedom to bring as many people into the successful realm as we can. Instead of supporting a deadbeat populace, we believe that we can motivate others to provide for themselves and for their families. Instead of GIVING to the poor, we believe in teaching the poor to become successful and YES! becoming wealthy is becoming successful.

The reason that I bring up these points is because everything that has happened since the Democrats took control of DC in January 2007 has been to remove motivation, desire, and ambition from the equation. When they jacked up minimum wage, they reduced the wealth of EVERYONE that makes more than minimum wage, but that move also had more repercussions than just making everyone poorer, it also made the importation of illegal aliens even more profitable to businessmen just trying to make a living. A good example of this increased illegal immigration is witnessed by almost all of those very Democrats hiring illegals to perform their very own domestic services.

Now, they have been in POWAH for three years and it is impossible to miss the exact effects of their devastating ideology. You cannot find one single bit of good news regarding our economy. None. You can also not find any good news regarding our national security. None. In other words, nothing good has happened since the Democrats took the reins of government away from the Republicans in January 2007.

Want more proof? Okay, but it is depressing.

Since I think that minimum wage and labor laws are the most devastating legislation that our federal government can ever foist upon the population, let me start there.

Three years ago, I said that increasing minimum wage would cause the unemployment rate to skyrocket as it always has. Now, unemployment of those folks that are in the demographic of minimum wage earners is OVER FIFTY PERCENT. The fun part about that fact is that those that are most affected by bad policy are the ones that voted overwhelmingly for that very thing. Are you shocked by that fact? I am not because we are continually breeding more and more misinformed and stupid people. That is the very nature of a liberal ideology.

In an all out effort to add insult to injury, the Democrat Congress is also trying to grab control of money market accounts which historically have been safe havens for capital. If you want to look toward the perfect storm of economic collapse, all you have to do is focus, like a laser, on the Democrat Party. They only gain votes by creating more and more stupid people.

And since the Democrats have utterly destroyed the economy and reduced tax revenues by that act, they have to come in and steal more of your hard earned money. California gave the federal government the idea of increasing withholding tax rates to "borrow" money from workers. This liberal ideology basically states that the federal government knows better how to spend money than you do. At some point they will have to continue to do this until the entire country cannot afford to buy milk. You know, kinda like it was back in the late 1970s, the last time they tried this very same thing. Ignore history, that is necessary for the survival of liberal ideology.

In continuing lunacy, the federal government also doles out that confiscated money to people that have literally been paying into the system for their entire lives thinking that there shall be some sort of return. BUT! The money that these trusting souls have been paying in has been being spent when it was received. There is NO LOCK BOX, Al Gore. There never has been and there shall never be. But, those votes were certainly purchased, huh? Too bad, Papaw, you ain't gonna get no Social Security or Medicare even though you paid for it.

And the falling revenue continues.....the slide is accelerating, folks.

If you actually take the time to check things, you shall see that the failure of the economy is escalating, not slowing. Bankruptcy filings increased by thirty-two percent last year, 2009. Chapter 7 filings in the month of November were up 42% from the prior year. Of course, the national media is saying that things are getting better. They said the very same thing when Jimmy Carter was in office, and they were lying then, too.

A quick list of bad policy from the Democrat Congress: Gas prices overwhelmingly up, national security has been ignored and that has been covered up by the media, legislation has been introduced to make security even more difficult, our soldiers and intelligence people have been reduced to cannon fodder, transparency has become a thing of the past in government, non-productive jobs in government have exploded and overtaken manufacturing jobs for the first time in history, government bailouts that were supposed to save industries have done the exact opposite, yes, bailouts work in direct contradiction, the list goes on and on......

Luckily, the fact that morons are running the show has motivated normal people to take control of their owns lives and ammo up. In a strange turn of events, this explosion of firearm purchases has resulted in a plummeting murder rate. Don't you find it kinda odd that when behavior is the exact opposite of what the national media touts, crime plummets? Strange indeed.

So, with the overwhelming evidence that policies promoted by Democrats are increasingly bad, what do you think that they will do to keep people in their camp? Well, they have to create more needy people that do not want to work. Hence, Census Van! Or maybe we shall just FORCE states to register voters in every way possible. Because we cannot have normal folks ever having a say in how they are governed. And whenever those normal people congregate, we must make them to feel as if their ideology is EVIL, even though it is the most moral. Seems that I remember something Biblical about that. Maybe?

And even when we are the most influential people in government, and the normal folks turn against us, jump ship to find the money, baby! If someone doesn't tar and feather Chris Dodd, there is NO JUSTICE!

Let's take the RACIST RECAP TOUR from last year.

Here's who is occupying the White House right now. Let's stop this shit as soon as possible.

And Zo chimes in. In case you did not know this, Zo is a racist according to Chrissy Matthews.



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Thursday, July 23, 2009

Shower Solutions

As most smart folks do, I usually solve all of the world's problems while showering. This is where I developed the idea of the World's Worst Sandwich™ contest, too. Just so you know, it is banana and horseradish, for reals, trust me.

Anyhoo, with the "healthcare" thingy in my head, I entered the Think Tank this morning. As usual, I cut the ever-loving SHIT out of my throat while shaving. The morning delirium tremens usually provide the shaky hands that make shaving inherently dangerous. Being an incredibly heavy drinker (read Catholic) there are some quality of life issues that take a nutpunch in the morning.*

Now, this morning's game show attacks the "healthcare" VICTIM hierarchy. With the throat cut-ty thing going on, I wondered how I would place in the RIGHT to medical services. So, I decided to develop in my opinion the ULTIMATE PATIENT. You take a shot in the comments, too!

Here's my PRIORITY PATIENT: An illegal Haitian Muslim immigrant parolee on the sexual predator list from a child rape conviction, that is a transgendered homosexual with full blown AIDS, who pulls a HAMMY while running from the police after committing a gun murder during a botched drug deal in the 'Hood.

Your turn.

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*Yes, I basically quit drinking again about two years ago, soooo.

Monday, June 29, 2009

A Legislating Conundrum

There continues to be talk about "immigration reform." Can someone please explain to me what the problem IS exactly?

Sorry, but I guess that I just not FUCKING STUPID enough to find the problem here. In order for FARNERS to go to any country in the frigging world, they must have proper LEGAL documentation. If someone goes to a country without that documentation and they get caught doing it, THEY GO TO JAIL AND GET DEPORTED. Or if they happen to get caught doing that in a Muslim country, they get beheaded and burned, then drug through the city streets behind camels and shit.

In the United States, we have laws on the books NOW that say pretty much the same thing. The United States is a representative republic that is a NATION OF LAWS. If our elected representatives passed and signed LAWS that say it is illegal for folks to just come here without documentation, why do we NOT simply ENFORCE THOSE LAWS? (Insert reference to enforcing murder/rape/theft laws here.)

Now when I tell my kid that this is the way a certain thing is, I must follow through, otherwise he will get the idea that my word means nothing. So, when our elected officials pass laws that they do not enforce, what does that tell CRIMINALS? Or what does it tell their constituents? It tells both that the official's words are worth NOTHING. As if we did not know that already.

Here it is in a nutshell, if you want to solve the immigration problem in this country, get the law dogs to round the folks up that are here illegally and ship them home. I am certain that with airline prices in the toilet right now, that would be cheaper than providing a living for all these folks on the public dole, ILLEGALLY.

There is your solution, my invoice is in the mail. STIMULUS!

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Monday, January 28, 2008

Universal Healthcare - Criminal Aliens

I have never posted one of these sitemeter pages because I kinda want to keep confidential the people that visit this blog. Chances are that they might get in trouble for reading my stuff. It might not be politically correct, you know. But, this search just sends red flags up in Dogsland. Click the image and you shall see what I'm saying.

Why do you think that someone in Mexico would search for "universal healthcare?"

"Is it about time to go to the United States, Julio?"

"Yes, Maria, they are going to give free healthcare to everyone."

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Friday, December 28, 2007

What I Can't Find in the Constitution

Having only read our great country's Constitution a minimum of 3.5 million times, I just don't have that much knowledge about it. I simply cannot find anything in that document regarding these items among many others:
  1. Housing, except that the military can't demand it from a citizen in peace time
  2. Killing children that are yet to be born
  3. Free food
  4. Education, including but not limited to Universal Pre-K - except that it is specifically NOT the business of the Federal gummint
  5. Wind insurance for anyone, including Rep. Gene Taylor (Dumbass-MS)
  6. Marriage - Normal or weirdo
  7. Minimum wage or guaranteed wage
  8. Healthcare
  9. Free Stuff for criminals including people that committed crimes to be in this country
  10. Protection of animals - not humanoid, but furry
  11. Giving money for nothing to other countries
  12. Baseball
  13. Tearing down religious stuff on State's property

Just about everything that Congress debates and subsequently passes is against the wishes of our founding fathers and our Constitution. Add your objections in the comments. I mean it, comment on this damn post.

Tuesday, December 11, 2007

This is the FINAL Word on Border Jumpers

And I friggin' mean it! From this point forward, I decree that there is to be no more crap from a single person's piehole about ILLEGAL IMMIGRATION. I am sick to death of it.

When I woke yesterday morning, the whistling noise coming from Atlanta was deafening. I knew that to mean that Cynthia Tucker had broken out the crayolas again, sat down at the short table, and drawed some more of her stupidity. I am not going to copy every bit of her article, you have to go HERE to read it. Understand, Ms. Tucker is an embarrassment to morons everywhere, but she of course runs the Op-ed section of the Atlanta Journal-Constitution so she gets to publish her mind numbing crap. This article just happens to be on the hot stove topic of the day; illegal immigration, speaking English, and assimilation.

From her ass: Unfortunately, neither common sense nor logic shows up much in the contentious, often bitter and sometimes bigoted debate over illegal immigration. Undocumented workers from south of the border have been blamed for decaying neighborhoods, a fraying social safety net and the declining fortunes of the American worker. The long and loosely guarded southern border has been blamed for terrorist attacks, though no known terrorists have entered the country from Mexico. And, as we've seen, illegal immigrants refuse to speak English.

Mmmmmkay, THEY ARE ILLEGAL, CYNTHIA, THEY ARE BREAKING THE LAW BY BEING HERE! Even you are not too stupid to not color in the lines that say "illegal immigration" in your own damn article. I don't care if they bring seven hundred hours of hot Latino lesbian wet-ass porn and distribute it to every red-blooded man in this country, they have broken the law simply by being in this country, period, there is no more debate, the floor has been closed to further speakers, completely.......(That's me screaming "period" by the way.)

Yes, we all love us some hot Latino chicks, but only if they are here, LEGALLY. Does that word even register in the primordial soup that is your brain?

Now, the Presidential Espanol debates. Stoooooopid. Basic voting privileges are this: YOU HAVE TO BE A FRIGGIN' CITIZEN TO FRIGGIN' VOTE! I know that most of you could not care less what it takes to be a citizen of our great country because you were born here to parents who were born here, BUT, we actually have requirements to become a citizen of this country. They are listed HERE. But, skip down to this part, I would highlight the important stuff, but it is so simple that even Cynthia Tucker can understand it:

Language

Applicants for naturalization must be able to read, write, speak, and understand words in ordinary usage in the English language. Applicants exempt from this requirement are those who on the date of filing:

have been residing in the United States subsequent to a lawful admission for permanent residence for at least 15 years and are over 55 years of age;

have been residing in the United States subsequent to a lawful admission for permanent residence for at least 20 years and are over 50 years of age; or

have a medically determinable physical or mental impairment, where the impairment affects the applicant’s ability to learn English.


Pretty damn simple, if you ask me, and you did.

UPDATE: I have already received an e-mail asking about these rules, therefore MORE explanation. The word SUBSEQUENT in these rules/laws means SUBSEQUENT, which means AFTER for those of you that cannot open your dictionary to get the meaning of a word. Yes, once again: Words Mean Something. (insert trademark symbol rat chere) Damn person opens the e-mail to me by saying that illegals could vote according to that because they can become legal because it uses the word "subsequent." (Subsequent which obviously means "firetruck" minus five letters to this moron.) Geez, I can picture this moron at his government job, with Post-Its stuck all over his body with reminders like "Breathe, but not underwater!", "Eat food, not explosives!", and the omnipresent "Do not play Frisbee on the freeway!"

So, we have had Presidential debates that were geared toward, for the sake of argument, less than 13% of the country. No, no, let's try to do better than that. Hispanics make up 13% of this country. Less than 5% of actual Hispanic citizens speak less than fluent English, so we have spent your tax money and MINE, DAMMIT, to pander to what amounts to less than two million people in this country out of about three hundred million.

I am absolutely pissed about this, so y'all better drop the damn illegal immigrant talk. I mean it.

Wednesday, December 21, 2005

Jimmy Pete Reports

I have been remiss in reading the news like I should, but the crack staff at the trailer court has been all over the interwebs digging up the stuff that I need.

Jimmy Pete sends this:

Mexico Vows to Block Border-Wall Extension
By MARK STEVENSON, Associated Press Writer

MEXICO CITY - The Mexican government, angered by a U.S. proposal to extend a wall along the border to keep out migrants, pledged Tuesday to block the plan and organize an international campaign against it.

Facing a growing tide of anti-immigrant sentiment north of the border, the government has taken out ads urging Mexican workers to denounce rights violations in the United States. It also is hiring an American public relations firm to improve its image and counter growing U.S. concerns about immigration.

Mexican President Vicente Fox denounced the U.S. measures, passed by the House of Representatives Friday, as "shameful." His foreign secretary, Luis Ernesto Derbez, echoed his complaints on Tuesday.

"Mexico is not going to bear, it is not going to permit, and it will not allow a stupid thing like this wall," Derbez said.

"What has to be done is to raise a storm of criticism, as is already happening, against this," he said, promising to turn the international community against the plan.

At least 10 million Mexican citizens are believed to be living in the United States. U.S. authorities believe about half of them do not have papers.

In 2004, Mexican migrants north of the Rio Grande sent home more than $16 billion in remittances, according to Mexico's central bank, giving the nation its second biggest source of foreign currency after oil exports.

Some stretches of the U.S.-Mexico border are already marked by fences, but in some heavily trafficked sections walls have already been erected by the United States, often using 10-foot-high sections of military surplus steel. Those sections, which typically run several miles, can be found in southern Arizona and California.

It's hard to underestimate the ill-feeling the proposal has generated in Mexico, where editorial pages are dominated by cartoons of Uncle Sam putting up walls bearing anti-Mexican messages.

Many Mexicans, especially those who have spent time working in the U.S., feel the proposal is a slap in the face to those who work hard and contribute to the U.S. economy.

Fernando Robledo, 42, of the western state of Zacatecas, says the proposals could stem migration and disrupt families by breaking cross-border ties.

"When people heard this, it worried everybody, because this will affect everybody in some way, and their families," Robledo said. "They were incredulous. How could they do this, propose something like this?"

Robledo, whose son and mother are U.S. citizens, predicted the measure "would unleash conflict within the United States" as small businesses fail for lack of workers.

He said many Mexicans felt betrayed by the anti-immigrant sentiment.

"We learned to believe in the United States. We have a binational life," he said of Zacatecas, a state that has been sending migrants north for more than a century. "It isn't just a feeling of rejection. It's against what we see as part of our life, our culture, our territory."

The government is scrambling to fight on two fronts. On Monday, it announced it had hired Allyn & Company, a Dallas-based public relations company to help improve Mexico's image and stem the immigration backlash.

"If people in the U.S. and Canada had an accurate view of the success of democracy, political stability and economic prosperity in Mexico, it would improve their views on specific bilateral issues like immigration and border security," Rob Allyn, president of the PR firm, told The Associated Press Tuesday.

Jose Luis Soberanes, head of the government's National Human Rights Commission, suggested Mexico go further.

"I would expect more energetic reactions from our authorities," Soberanes told local media. "It's preferable to have a more demanding government, more confrontation with the United States."

Mexico has also said it is recruiting U.S. church, community and business groups to oppose the proposal.

And the government has stepped up its defense of migrants, airing a series of radio spots here aimed at migrants returning home for the holidays.

"Had a labor accident in the United States? You have rights ... Call," reads the ad, sponsored by Mexico's Foreign Relations Department, which has helped migrants bring compensation suits in the United States.

The sense of dread connected with the measures is hardly restricted to Mexico. Immigrant advocacy and aid groups in the United States are worried about provisions of the House bill that upgrade unlawful presence in the United States from a civil offense to a felony.

"It would have a horrific impact on immigrants right organizing and immigrant communities" in the United States, said Jennifer Allen of the Tucson, Ariz.-based Red de Accion Fronteriza.

The mistaken belief that the proposals are a done deal — they must still be submitted to the Senate — have caused "just complete fear and shock" among some activists and immigrants, Allen said.

The House bill, passed on a 239-182 vote, includes a proposal to build 700 miles of additional fence through parts of California, Arizona, New Mexico and Texas. It would also enlist military and local law enforcement to help stop illegal entrants and require employers to verify the legal status of their workers.

Mexicans are outraged by the proposed measures, especially the extension of the border wall, which many liken to the Berlin Wall. Some are urging their government to fight it fiercely.

"Our president should oppose that wall and make them stop it, at all costs," said Martin Vazquez, 26, at the Mexico City airport as he returned from his job as a hotel worker in Las Vegas. "More than just insulting, it's terrible."


My first thought is that it is disingenuous to call this an "anti-immigration" policy. It is a policy geared towards stopping criminals from coming into our country. Yes, illegal immigrants are criminals.

They are angry? What in the world do they have to be angry about? All I know is that I am angry that I have to pay my tax money to support illegal immigrants and their children. Oh, and I am sick of doing it.

Okay, I have to say this, Mexico, you have nothing to say about what we erect in our country. Open your pie-hole again and me and three friends are going to come down there with a switch and set y'all straight.