Drive-By Blogging - The Week in Bad News

Please keep in mind, a crisis makes for bad legislation. The big picture ALWAYS gets ignored. Also know, beyond any doubt, the ONLY way that government can "create jobs" is by making government bigger. The ONLY way to make government bigger is to take the money from the REAL economy to falsely "create jobs."

Yes, there are essential government services, but those services have been eclipsed in the race for government to be everything to everyone.

Dr. Robert Owens has a wonderful post at Pundit Press detailing the growth of government and how our Constitution is increasingly ignored.

What does all this mean? Well, it means that the United States of America would not be recognizable to the dudes that created the ideology that built this country.

And then you have Obamabots in the federal government that tell you spending ONE TRILLION dollars, that accomplished NOTHING, has done what it was designed to do. Can there be a more asinine comment?

Oh, and about those folks looking to buy houses? They do not exist.

Then you roll over and notice that in less than fifty years, one single federal agency, Health and Human Services, spends more than the ENTIRE federal government did in 1964 when I was born. That is amazing to me.

Then, Barry Obama releases his Punchline Budget. His budget proposes spending greater than 10,763.63 for every man, woman, and child in this country. I prefer mine in gold or silver, please.

To put the Obamanomics budget in perspective, you HAVE to look at Jim Hoft's graph on the EXPLOSION of the debt since the Democrats took control of DC. Since Democrats like to refer to themselves as the "Adults in Charge," let's just say that the adults are high on meth.

We should be grateful to Chairman Obama because he whittled out 100 BILLION form his budget. Yes, that is less than three percent (3%).

Dan Mitchell (no relation, sadly) says to fix our budgetary problems, we need to bring back Reagan OR EVEN Bill Clinton! He also has two great videos about abolishing corporate taxes.

THAT'S CRAZY, TWO DOGS!!! CORPORATIONS NOT PAYING TAXES?!?!?! Um, look Sunshine, ANY expense that a business incurs is going to have to be covered by COSTS of their product or service. The corporations DO NOT pay those taxes, their CUSTOMERS do. This means YOU!!!

Ruberry has a round-up of mainstream media outlets on Obama's budget. And it ain't good, neither.

DR Scoundrels has a great interview with Wisconsin Representative Paul Ryan explaining all of the budgetary stuff. Read it.

Small Business tells Congress to nix ObamaCare's 1099 requirement. What I really want to know is WHO put that provision in the legislation and why have they not been beaten to death in a dark alley somewhere?

But, luckily, Senator Harry Reid (Dumbass-NV) has "created 280k jobs" that he originally killed. Seems that is standard Democrat "accomplishment." Destroy something and then rebuild it the exact same way, but spend a shitload of money doing it.

The Reaganite Republican has the Ten Poorest Cities in the United States and tries to make a point about how and why they are that way. I cannot figure out what they have in common.

One of those cities used to make these.

Hawkins is previewing the 2012 elections. My votes; Republican Party's presidential nominee in 2012: Haley Barbour, SECOND CHOICE for the Republican Party's presidential nominee in 2012: Sarah Palin, the without Palin/Christie question did not change my Haley vote, and for DARK Horse, I picked Herman Cain. GET IT?!?!?!

No Sheeples Here has more on the lying Harry Potter on MSNBC. What happened to that little wizard when he stopped doing those movies, did he get hooked on dope or something?

Middle East? Riots and killings, demonstrations, and Muslim uprising going on TODAY in Bahrain, in Tunisia, and Egypt is going to let Iranian warships through the Suez Canal. I am certainly glad that we elected Barry Obama to repair our relationships with those MUSLIM nations.

The whole world needs another Ronald Reagan or Margaret Thatcher.

Now, let me go cower in the corner and suck my thumb.

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Drive-By Bloggin - President Racist McBlackerson Hates Whitey

 *Some links are mine, some are from Zemanta.  Let me know how those Zemanta links are working for you, PUH-LEEZE?*

 The dumbest president in presidential history was on some kinda libtard show yesterday and said that "We Kneegrow folks done bees some mongrels and shit...."

Please recall, Mr. Obama, who is that dumbest president in history, is HALF-WHITE.  Will you black folks please, please, please call this poser out on being a freaking racist?  Or, are you going to sit back and let President Honkey McWhiterson just shit all over YOU PEOPLE?

Seriously, our electorate has voted into office the most racially divisive, hate-filled idiot that have ever held public office.  I am also including Robert Byrd (Dumbass-Dead).

Not only is the Obamessiah a racist, hate-filled idiot, but he also hates religion.  His former group blog, Daily Kos, actually calls for the abolishment of organized religion.  But at the same time, his sycophants in the media are ignoring the devastation caused by their favored religion.

Are the Democrats going to run away from President FAILTRUCK?  If they are even remotely intelligent, they will with much haste.  The FAILTRUCK has a long, distinguished record of bringing the stupid.

And bringing the stupid has some mighty devastating results.  Being in the main industry that the Obamoron has targeted, other than every other industry, well, except for the welfare recipient industry, has opened my eyes to the A Clockwork Orange point.  Folks, who among you is it that is voting for these morons that have no clue on economics, mathematics, science, history, medicine, military actions, ....?

How many times do even the most liberal of media outlets have to repeat the words, "Worst ever in history" or "unexpectedly higher unemployment" before you realize that the president and all that surround him are incompetent boobs?  Gimme a length of time, I'll wait it out, there is potted meat and some saltines in the pantry.

Have y'all seen THIS guy?  Doesn't he seem to be all Hopey and Changey or does he appear to have a good grasp of what is happening?  If you said no to either of these questions, the Department of Health is going to send a padded van to pick you up.  You are a danger to yourself and to others.

Do you hate Sarah Palin for some unknown reason other than Keith Olbermann told you to?  Read this and please understand that Keith Olbermann got FIRED from ESPN because he was too stupid to read sporting news.  Would I vote for Sarah Palin for president?  Of course I would.  From everything that she has said since her meteoric rise to leftist hatred fame, she believes in a United States that i believe in.  Is she smart?  She is certainly smarter than the current occupant of 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.  Is she smarter than me?  Probably not, but I have also had much more time to read and study than she has.  In case you did not know this, she is married with like twelve of the weirdest named kids in the world.  That kinda cuts into your time.

Here is still another reason that you never need to vote Democrat.  Again, I took the time to do the math on criminals in politics.  Democrats are indicted eight times more than Republicans.  What says you?

And here is an old Klavan that i saw again this past week.


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Misogyny Incorporated

Since the big story yesterday was the Saints defeating the Colts, most of y'all have been out of the political realm. BUT! The huge political story from yesterday was the media having an utter shit-fit over Sarah Palin writing a few words on her hand for a little Q&A session.

A bunch of folks are making a big deal over the reaction from the Barrystream Media about this little skin-based, fashion faux pas, but the old memory brings to mind the very same thing from those morons in the media just a short time ago. In case you forgot, all of the idiot blogs published a photo of a "suspicious bump" in the back of George W. Bush's jacket during the 2004 debates.

Did we forget these photos continually blasted across the interwebs? I stole this photo from Demoronic Underground, by the way. You see, normal people have a tendency to see things like this, promoted by the morons on the left, and simply laugh and walk away. Then we have a media that sees they can get away with it, continually show it to you, and all of the damn sudden, George W. Bush is a simpering idiot.

But, Barry Obama is the smartest President we have ever had, according to those very same media elites. You know, a dude that cannot even order a cheeseburger, without four hundred square feet of TelePrompTer telling him what to order, is a fucking genius. In case you were wondering, the last time President Genius held a White House press conference was last JULY. He's so smirt.

We knew when Sarah Palin burst upon the scene, after getting the nod from The McCainiac to be his Vice Presidential candidate, that she would be ridiculed into submission. Even The McCainiac's own people were saying that Sarah was the one that drug down the ticket. Yeah, we see now that NO ONE wants to even talk to her and they are all lining up to talk to The McCainiac.

Folks, make no damn mistake, unless normal people start pushing back TO PROTECT WOMEN, the "Progressives" shall continue to do everything in their power to force those very women back into the closet. They care nothing about individualism because those very "Progressives" are so fucking stupid they require a hoard to hide their lunacy.

Their move to trash Sarah Palin is the EXACT SAME ideology they held when trying to keep women and blacks from voting, which is the exact same position they have always held. Ever since the "Progressive" moniker was hijacked by the Collectivists and Communist movements, they have always promoted the very same philosophy. Yes, as always, Republicans voted in higher percentages for the 13th, the 15th, and the 19th Amendments to the United States Constitution. Democrats and their ILK have always been against these movements. ALWAYS.

Let's take a gander at the shitdouchery from the Moonbats.

Andrea Mitchell, an alleged reporter, mocks the ever-loving shit outta Sarah Palin. Why so angry, Andrea? Could it be that you are so utterly stupid, ugly, and hideous that you can only marry a moron that turned away from the very principles that made him a player?

What is up with this Sarah Palin bashing, folks? Even the so-called "little people" get in on the act to trash an obviously GOOD woman.

Carol at No Sheeples Here has her own crib notes. And some links to the same kinda stuff.

CNN actually has the temerity to say that Sarah Palin writing six or so words on her hand are the same thing as Obama using a TelePrompTer.

Oh, and not only do they find the need to utterly destroy Sarah by saying she is a dunce, they have to scour HOURS of images to find the most hideous ones of her. Way to go, APee! Your Barrystream Media creds are intact!

Not to only trash Sarah Palin, Politico steps up and goes after the whole Tea Party movement. You know, racist, fascist, all of the "ists."

But of course, Barry Obama simply HAD to get some positive press before the Super Bowl. Remember, the "Media" has a mission, to make you think that their Golden Child is SMIRT! By the way, about the only way to get normal people to even watch Katie Couric is to put her on before the Super Bowl.

Please keep in mind, that our current president is quite possibly the SMARTEST one that we have ever had. And he knows everything, including the military. Barry Obama allegedly has a degree from Harvard.



How in the mortal HELL have we gotten to the point of actually thinking an idiot like Barry Obama has a freaking clue about anything? Because we let people like Chris Matthews out of the nuthouse back during the 1960s.



Then we have to actually pilfer through the President's comments about stuff, throw out the lies (which make up close to ninety percent of his words), then turn around and publish the TRUE FACTS. Why does Barry Obama want to bring back Jim Crow Laws?

Then...we find that Barry Obama knows a thing or two about agitprop. Keep in mind while watching through this whole video, NONE of it is factual. It is 100% false.



In case you forgot, I actually took the tortuous time to listen to Barry Obama's "RACISM" speech. Some grown men cried during that speech. They were lying, too.

But, YES WE CAN. Seems even sillier now, huh? Maybe next time, do not get your political advice from the front guy of the worst band ever in the history of the world, yo.



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Fun With Math and Dead Presidents

It just hit me that we have FOUR living ex-Presidents, plus the current bozo in the White House. Of the five, four are total idiots.

Here's the shocker Liberals, George W. Bush is the smartest of the five and there is not much chance that you can dispute that with facts. I thought that W was supposed to be the absolute dumbest human being ever to live? Weird how that works out. Not to go into the particulars of his tenure in office, but highest average salary, lowest unemployment, blah, blah, blah. Not until the media wrongly convinced the idiots that things were bad, did Bush get a Democrat Congress and a mere ONE YEAR LATER did the economy go to Hell in a handbasket. Facts? To Hell with that crap.

This revelation also made me think about that crap of the current President being YOUNG, YOUNG, YOUNG. Jimmy Carter was also (according to the news media) really YOUNG, YOUNG, YOUNG and now thirty frigging years later he is still embarrassing the shit outta of our country.

Bill Clinton? YOUNG, YOUNG, YOUNG, too. And look at that moron deviant. It never ceases to amaze me that Democrats continue to get elected.

All that said, the truth of the matter is that there were a couple of Presidents that a normal adult would refer to as "young." Teddy Roosevelt and John Kennedy. Both fully four years younger than that old guy in the White House now. Ten percent younger in fact. You also have US Grant younger than Barry, too. Of course, his tenure was plagued with scandals, but that could be because he was Republican and the Democrats were bound and determined to keep slavery alive and they would do anything to destroy Grant's Presidency.

Dang, Democrats have always been the same!

Anyhoo.

Since Kennedy never accomplished anything in office, and was completely irrelevant as far as history goes, well except for that whole GETTING DEAD THINGY, Clinton was impeached and his first two years in office put the Republicans in charge for the first time in forty years, and US Grant was plagued with scandals, that leaves Roosevelt as the only YOUNG, YOUNG, YOUNG president that was worth a bucket of warm piss.

Yes, Republicans love to point to Roosevelt and talk about how wonderful he was, yet Teddy was also an activist president and a big spender with "Save the Planet" tendencies. Of course, Roosevelt also came of age when the entire world was flirting with Socialism, so given the political climate at that time, I guess he was not actually too bad.

But, let's get to the gist. This country was founded on PRINCIPLES and LAWS, not men and their personalities. What is the winning formula for our ideological brethren? A philosophy, not a candidate. Granted, the Democrats have so thoroughly diminished the intellectual capacity of our citizens with their idiotic school system, so PHYSICAL BEAUTY has to enter into the equation, but the philosophy MUST be the driving force.

Yes, that means Sarah Palin should be a viable candidate, too. If you think that she is any dumber than Barry, Bill, or Jimmy, you are not paying attention.

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Drive-By Blogging - Da Newz

Since I absolutely have to do a linkdump nearly every day, here it comes.

The main thing that I see daily is the utter failure of government to accomplish success in any realm at all. Come on, folks, when government cannot even run a GAMBLING monopoly, what in the Hell do you think that they could run? Wow, can you even imagine how badly they would do if we gave them the keys to something important? Say, MEDICAL SERVICES?

Oddly, enough, most people think that minimum wage is good idea despite the fact that I have told them, since I was TWO YEARS OLD, that it was stupid. Maybe they will listen to a bald guy, even if they won't listen to a mulleted guy. Every single outcome derived from minimum wage is BAD. But, let's keep doing it!!!

Braden tells you that government is BAD, too. Obama makes moves to steal your Facebook and Twittah stuff.

But, Obama is the post-partisan, post-racial President!!!

here's a SCHOCKER, Barry knew about the Lockerbie Muslim terrorist murderer getting released well ahead of the actual release. This is why you NEVAH vote Democrat folks, they want you dead.

What do you expect from criminals/Democrats? The more things change, the more they stay the same.

RACISM from the AP!!! Wait! Is white still a race?

Obama does not care about White People.

Let's check in on the ONE WEEK ANNIVERSARY!

Nappy time!

Economic Newz!

Obamanomics is wicked awesome!

But, let's KILL SOME OLD PEOPLE!!! Cutting spending is ALWAYS good, Mamaw had a full, long life, yo.

Odd how those government motors cars did not make any money, but the one US car company that is not a beggar did not either. Cash for Clunkers, yet another in the continuing line of government FAIL.

Luckily we have an unbiased Barrystream Media to tell us the truth.


Why is it that even "conservative" journalists have a man crush on Barry? There has never been any point in my life where I drooled over the fucking crease in another man's fucking PANTS. Mrs. Brooks? That is just GHEY.

SEC picks from Dawg Sports. Tomorrow is tomorrow, you know?

The People of Wal-Mart is STILL down, but keep hitting -F5-. Maybe it shall work soon.

By the way, those of you that keep trashing Sarah Palin, try to do something that MATTERS for a change. Yes, I mean YOU. Back up off the hot chicks, Nancy.

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The Obama Failboat Implosion Continues

I am beginning to look for the New Moron President to just be missing one morning from the White House. I am pretty sure that he shall just wander away (sans pants) while looking for something. Seriously, I knew this dude was an idiot, but I thought that there must be a limit to his stupidity. BOY! Was I ever wrong. Barry makes The McCainiac look like a rocket surgeon. I am sure glad that we dodged that bullet for the Republican Party.

Even Jimmy Carter was not this feckless and disorganized with a cabinet chock full of blithering 'Tards. You look across the lineup for Barry's cabinet and you see no one but people that have been utter failures for their entire lives. You would think that the only requirement for grabbing you a position in this administration would have been to flunk out of divinity school, but I guess Barry's gigs don't pay as well as bilking a bunch of patchouli smelling hippies out of their parent's money. Que sera!

With the government takeover of private insurance to provide the determined outcome of destroying the medical services industry, Barry has hit the tour circuit pimping his (continually proven to fail) plan of killing poor, old, and young people. I can't really remember why he decided that he wanted everyone dead, but dang if he isn't balls to the wall for DEATH. Of course, maybe some of y'all do want medical services that rival the services of the POST OFFICE!!! Really, Barry? Are you seriously THAT FRIGGING STUPID?

Oh, I forgot to throw it in, BARRY IS HALF-BLACK!!! I do not know anyone that voted against Barry because he was Halfrican, but I know plenty of folks that voted for his Black half. You know, NO ONE could possibly oppose Barry because his ideology is astoundingly stupid and has never, ever worked at any time in the past. It HAS to be because of his DARK deddy. You know, the deddy that abandoned him at age two and only saw him one other time in his miserable life. Gotta be that dark person.

And you know what else? SOCIALIST MEANS BLACK!!! Does anyone in the Party of the Morons realize why everyone that works HATES them? It is because they are too stupid to formulate a cogent thought on anything.

Or maybe everyone hates Democrats because they are criminals, liars, thieves, and contribute nothing to society in general. OH HELLS NAW! We hate morons because we are racist against MORONS!!!

Treacher needs the opportunity to ask Nancy Pelosi some questions. Someone needs to pick up where the Barrystream Media left off. You know, that point when they stopped reporting NEWS.

Oh, Hillary went batshit crazy on a BLACK COLLEGE KID!!! That black racist!!!

Andy has Pelosi wallpaper. We already NOED he was nuts.

By the way, I support Photo ID when and if I want it, in particular circumstances, but NOT TO VOTE. Again, first hand proof there is no such thing as an intelligent Democrat. Doesn't exist.

And the pedophile kindergarten teacher that did not really work, but lied about Sarah Palin, and lurves Barry......uh, kinda lost where I was going with that point. Oh, yeah, he sucks. HARD.

Good bankers exist.

Google ups its game. You know that I (heart) Google.

Most of y'all enjoy The Mayor's themed week posts. DO NOT CLICK THIS. You OUTLAW!!

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Yes, Regarding Sarah Palin

I have been asked five million times about my opinion on Sarah Palin, whether she was a good pick for The McCainiac, whether she would make a good President, about her resignation as Governor of Alaska. Ad nauseum.

This shall be my definitive response. I do not know Sarah Palin, but everything that I have seen and read does make me think that she does not need to be in politics, AS A CANDIDATE. She does not appear to be corrupt in any form, she does not appear to be willing to sacrifice her personal life to the powers that be, and she is HOT, even though she is MUCH, MUCH older than me and MUCH, MUCH younger than our New Moron President.

The bottom line is that the Theory of Evolution FORCES the dumbest, most unattractive, and most inept into the realm of politics and leaves the most intelligent, beautiful, and competent in the private sector. Let us NOT mess with the leftards favorite CRAZY science, okay?

And Sarah, I prefer the hair DOWN, let's make that happen more often.

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Dude, Chillax. There is a Message.

I really thought that I would lick sand to get rid of the Michael Jackson "FRONT PAGE NEWS!" Alas, I was wrong, bring back The Scarecrow if I have to read another "Sarah Palin done shot herself in the stomach" post.

Look, everyone that has spoken up regarding Sarah's resignation is WRONG so far. Here, lemme drop it on you. If you actually believe that Palin is YOUR SAVIOR, then you are in essence the same as a brain-dead Obamabot. AND, BIG FRIGGIN' AND, the Congress is the entity that is passing idiotic legislation that is taking away all of your money, wealth and your kid's future. The President CANNOT do any spending UNLESS Congress sends it to the White House.

By the way, I lurved me some Ronald Reagan, but even HE was not my master.

Get a grip, folks, our philosophy is one of limited government and that STARTS at home, and moves toward Washington DC, NOT the other way around. So, having a titular head of the movement is ASS-BACKWARDS. Just so you know, I am the titular head of my OWN FRIGGIN' MOVEMENT. Hey! You! Do the same!

For the supposedly smart folks to talk about STATES RIGHTS and then completely contradict that by thinking on a national scale is really ridiculous. Think about that for a minute.

And now, think about the fact that Sarah Palin is only forty-five years old and if she runs for President at forty-nine, she has effectively removed her voice for the rest of her natural life in the grand scheme of things.

Now, reflect on Barry Obama for a minute. He ran for President in his late forties and now that he has won, he is completely irrelevant, just like Jimmy Carter. We shall get to watch him (for quite possibly the next thirty years) being a washed-up, old, bitter moron backed by an entire tenure of FAIL. Yes, he is an utter failure as President, in case you did not know already.

Do you want that for Sarah Palin, who is quite possibly the most charismatic politician since Ronald Reagan? Did it ever occur to anyone that maybe Sarah Palin wants to really make a difference in the philosophical direction of this country by working to get the right people prepared for the future?

And yes, that could include just sitting at home and taking care of the most important people in her OWN DAMN LIFE.

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Pre-Independence Day News

Today has been an utter shitstorm of awesome here at La Casa Mitchell and I get back to the Cray 26,000 to find out that the news that I had to pass along kinda pales in comparison to Sarah Palin saying that she is going to resign as governor of Alaska at the end of July.

WTF, peoples? I guess that news of my new freezer fan is NOT the whopper that I had built up in my mind, huh? I bet y'all don't even want to hear about that NOW.

Here's a rundown of the rundown on Sarah Palin's resignation. Funny how she did the Runners World spread and then all of the sudden she dumps the head office of Alaska, huh? I bet she is going PRO on the marathon circuit. (Just so you know, her legs are so hot that it would take the frigging SWAT Team and the Jaws of Life to get me off of her. IF. THEY. COULD.)

The other thing that it seems would be a good fit for Sarah would be to team up with FOX News and do an opinion show. Oddly enough FOX doesn't really have any legitimate competition in the news broadcasting realm. You know, since they have TEN of the TOP TEN and THIRTEEN of the TOP FIFTEEN News programs. Maybe with Palin on board, they would be able to curb the news market entirely.

Here's a really odd occurrence, one of the five people that watches Keith Olbermann's show can actually read, write, and make an attempt at correspondence in English. Of course, THEY ARE FRIGGIN' DUMB AS SCABS AND FINGERNAILS. Even Dan Patrick coughed up his skull laughing at that letter.

Maybe Palin has resigned to go into the child care industry to help out people that should never have spawned. People using the word "gender" when they mean "sex" makes me want to kill bunnies, kittens, and baby pandas.

Maybe Sarah is going to open a school that teaches etiquette and patriotism. It seems that the Democrats do have a little bit of a problem with the Pledge of Allegiance. Of course, they HAVE always been the party of hate.

Maybe she saw the opening as Governor Mark Sanford has an utter vaginal meltdown moment and just wants to NOT be associated with anyone of his ILK. Good Lord, boy, you want me to get your shawl and PURSE outta the truck? SOULMATE?!?!?!?!

As long as we are discussing MARRIAGE, one of my Facebook buddies, Drew Olanoff, proposed to his girl over Twittah! Dude, that is just awesome on so many levels that if this week hadn't have been so crazy, his proposal would have been the story of the week. By the way, she said YES! Good luck, you crazy kids.

There are so many good stories in the news this week that I cannot comment on all of them. Below is a genuine LINKDUMP. Enjoy.

Michael Jackson stuff. With DOPE.

Reverse Vampyr apologizes for being a deadbeat blogger. Worry the shit out of him, please.

Sonia Sotomayor gets overturned, UNANIMOUSLY. Not 5-4, sorry Libtards.

Jobs news. NOT GOOD. Obamanomics rivals Jimmynomics in its asininity.

Steve B gets some links. I shall try to piggyback on his success, because I am a VULTURE.

Guess who is financing the media push for ObamaFAILcare? ACORN, SEIU, and Soros.

My good buddy, Pam Meister was all over the webbytubes this week. At Family Security Matters. At Pajamas Media, and SHITFIRE, I lost the other links. I swear I suck, but not literally.

Remember folks, tomorrow is July the fourth, but the occasion is Independence Day. Celebrate your freedom, the new, moron powers that be are coming for it. Buy a firearm in celebration.

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Obviously, We ARE in Hell

When Representative Bennie Thompson (Dumbass-MS) first released his committee's report on "extremists" in this country, I thought that very soon afterward this here little conservative news aggregation blarq would be shut down. Little did I know that shortly thereafter, the Central Intelligence Agency would be sending me my Sooper Seecrit Agent e-mail.

Weird, I thought all the dumb-as-almighty-Hell government agencies were operated at (dot)govs. Who knew that they weren't? I guess the CIA does that to be seecrit.

And speaking of that report, that has since been pulled because NORMAL people got pissed off, "This Ain't Hell" has a really good debunking on the Jew-Hating killer that went nuts at the Holocaust museum.

Rick Moran also chimes in on the George W. Bush hating killer. Yes, the shooter HATED Bush, but still is getting lumped into the "rightwing conservative" group by the Barrystream Media.

Strangely enough, Mr. Monster Jew-Hater is not getting associated with someone else that espouses the same hatred that he had. You know, Jesse "Hymie-town" Jackson, or a particular someone's SPIRITUAL MENTOR, who just YESTERDAY said THIS. Weird, a killah at the JEW museum had the same bigoted prejudices as that certain someone, huh? ABC? Where's THAT story?

I am really curious to know exactly when the Barrystream Media is going to blame the "President" for the Jew-killing terrorism that Barry caused by his anti-Semitic speeches given in Muslim countries? Or when Barry will get blamed for the Muslims blowing up a hotel in Pock-ii-stahn, right after President Jew-Hater gave his speech? I am guessing that all of the advances that Muslims have made in mathematics MUST be used to figure out the trajectories for projectiles to inflict the most casualties. YAY, for Muslim math!

And in other Muslim related news, come to find out, on that Air France flight that DISAPPEARED, there were a couple of KNOWN TERRORISTS aboard. Um, no offense, but if they were known to be terrorists, why were they still emitting carbon dioxide? Eeeek! Global Warming!!!

For those of you that are living near Jack-troit, Mississippi's Middle East, HERE is a link that has a link to the crime data from the first week in June. Stunning. Please understand that there are currently ZERO conservatives in Jack-troit. All current REFUGEES are liberal or radicals and it has been that way for minimally twenty years.

Segue into the race debate. Wonder what kind of immigrants outperform other types of immigrants? Some immigrants from certain areas outperform their racial brethren that have lived in the United States for GENERATIONS. What could possibly be the cause of that abnormality? You know, since we have been programmed by the Democrats to believe that race is the equivalent of performance?

First Lady Arms Obamoron has the fashion sense of Jackie O! And the teeth of one of THESE.

In the Leftist Humor Department, Chairman of the Board, David Letterman, offers up humor that calls for the forced RAPE of Sarah Palin's daughter Willow. Dammit, I almost pissed my pants laughing. The rape of a fourteen year old girl is friggin' hilarious. I am literally crying here.

As long as the left is giggling about raping little girls, let's laugh also at the left's humor at calling out Sarah Palin on stealing words from Newt Gingrich. Oh, wait, Sarah only spoke Newt's name FIVE times while speaking? Well, shit, Hell, damn, she should know that quoting someone requires you to say their name SIX times.

Seriously, I am about to give up on society if these things are easily found by me in less than twenty seconds on a daily basis. I am going to become a AGW alarmist and call for the eradication of the human species from the planet.

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Blackuary 11, 0001 AB - Mo' Craziness

The very reason that I make an absolute MOCKERY of Blackuary is because it is friggin' stupid. Black history is not special, it is simply history. I realize that the leftists and activists all believe that blacks are victims who are inferior to whites and can never equal the accomplishments of the white race, but that is not my opinion. That is why I publish this charade every year. Not only do we get to see the complete dishonesty of Blackuary and the promotion of all the leftwing moonbat ideology, because that is ALL that is promoted, but we get to see history skewed so far to the asinine that we think Malcolm X was a good guy.

Someone in the Nutleft finally agrees with me, but.....

In January 2008, Cynthia Tucker wrote an article in the Atlanta Journal Constitution proclaiming the DIRE need to continue to celebrate Blackuary, just ONE YEAR later, she advocates the EXACT opposite. Please keep in mind that Cynthia Tucker is CRAZY or either she has been kidnapped and someone else is writing her article. I am pretty sure that she has been kidnapped, it makes NO sense at all to suddenly switch your opinion to a polar opposite. Scratch that, we are talking about an insane lunatic. (No offense meant to insane lunatics, I just have no other description.)

A tidbit to clear up Tucker's attempts in failing to attribute the month of Blackuary to the proper person. It was promoted from Negro History Week to Black History Month by President Gerald Ford, Republican. Just so you know. And understand, Cynthia's kidnappers inadvertantly grouped Barry's name with his philosophical and intellectual equals, Cornel West and Toni Morrison. One month of the year, their books are grouped together so you do not have to see any of them, they are on a rack labeled "Morons that actually can hold a pencil somewhat" or "A moron buys a typewriter at a garage sale and fucks up so bad they made words and shit. Word."

Tucker's Kidnapper's Blackuary article. Please note the title of the article, I do believe that Tucker wrote that because it portray blacks as victims of robbery. (I am really curious to know exactly how they kidnapped her and pray for her safe return. G_d watches out for children and morons, though, so she's in His hands.)

From the article:

Americans young and old, black, white and brown, will understand that black history and the nation’s history are one and the same. (Ed note: Please forgive the terrible grammar, Cynthia is a blithering moron that is a journalist. She doesn't understand English or rules of grammar.)

From Blackuary's CHARTER post in 2006:

Then we won't have to even assume that "Black History" is really just history.

There is only ONE reason that Cynthia Tucker has finally changed her opinion, it is because the new Moron in Charge is a Halfrican American. No other reason. It is going to be a shocker to her when Barry proves to all folks involved that he is the WORST. PRESIDENT. EVAH.™ and has set race relations back to 1612.

By the way, let's check in on President Moron and his criminal buddies, shall we? Yesterday, after Barry's tax cheat Treasury Sec-uh-tary announced that he too is a moron, the market responded somewhat violently. This morning the Dow numbers are very tentative and will remain so until another Democrat moron opens his/her/ambiguous other's mouth or the Congress kills the Welfare for Welfare Bill. Please folks, do not let Democrats speak, normal people start projectile shitting the minute words fall from Demomoron's heads.

Mathematicians have discovered a new number. This number is larger than ever conceived. They are going to call it a "stimulus."

The Obamoron doesn't care about offering contradictory views twenty times in the same sentence. I heard someone say that he was smart. At what point will he let those smart thoughts slip out? I have been waiting for a single COHERENT statement to come from this guy since October of 2005. Nothing yet, but I am still HOPEFUL that he will CHANGE that.

Maybe President Moron will work toward energy independence. Oddly enough, when he said that, he meant that we should become independent from USING energy.

Reverse Vampyr takes down the Obamoron's first presser in blistering style. Can anyone remember where the asinine idea that Barry was a good speaker originated?

Most of y'all saw yesterday's post with Henrietta Hughes and the stalker lady, but did you see Julio, the nineteen year old college student that has worked at McDonald's for four and a half years? 19 - 4.5 = 14.5, child labor laws? Fuck 'em. His video has gone VIRAL. Scary, scary stuff from the Obamabots, y'all. Why doesn't he get a job in wrestling or something?

Malkin has more on the McDonald's moron. Check out the image.

Senator Lurch Kerry ADMITS that you shouldn't be trusted with your own money. Can someone give me the addresses of the people that keep voting for this moron? They need personal, in-home attitude adjustments.

Maybe that is why support for the Welfare for Welfare Bill is currently hovering right around forty percent now. I wonder if the Barrystream Media will ever report that NO ONE, NO ONE AT ALL (with an IQ over 60) wants this legislation to pass?

Two University of Chicago professors (one a Nobel economics laureate, like Paul Krugman) tell their former "colleague" that his Welfare for Welfare Bill is a LOSER.

Patterico supports building F-22s to boost the lagging economy. Bean lurves her some F-22s. (Patterico also links up some CRINGE worthy reporting. Guys, DO NOT READ THIS, IT CANNOT BE UNREAD.)

Frumpy, the Hippopotamus-faced wonder doofus, John Murtha, is losing friends coming and going. They are all getting raided by the FBI. Pennsylvania, if y'all keep voting this douchebag into office, your life is NOT going to Hopey-Change.

Do y'all remember that image with all the Obamabots wearing their Hopey-Change tee-shirts in the mug shots? An Iowa state trooper thought it was funny, too, and sent the image to a few of his friends. He was suspended for thirty days for his patriotic dissent. It is now against the law to be patriotic.

Joe Biden's good buddy, Dickie Scruggs gets two years added to his sentence for bribing another Democrat judge. They EAT their own, folks, what do you think they will do to us?

What do you get when you cross an eleven year old female skeet champion and two home burglars? TWO DEAD BURGLARS.

Finally, today in Blackuary history, an inspirational figure was born in 1964, the year when the most intelligent people in history were produced. Contrast that to the scientifically proven DUMBEST year, 1961. Happy Birthday, Governor Sarah Palin!

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Sunday Morning Linkdump

I have started hoarding these links that I run across during the week to try to piece together some sort of congruence to them. It takes me about three days to see a recurring theme to the ones that I save, but it always shows up. Even when I am not concentrating on thinking, my massive brain is doing it all by its little self. That is scary that there exists intelligence LURKING below the surface. I am afraid of my own damn brain. Let's get it on!

We all know that the most dynamic politician to emerge in the last ten years has been Sarah Palin. No one else comes close. Only morons think otherwise, please keep it to yourself about Barry, you are only going to be disappointed. However Alas, Palin is just a politician. Gotta get those votes.

Is there any doubt that the Barrystream Media skewed reporting on the Obamoron to the point of silliness? Could it possibly be ANY WORSE than it already has been? YES. Damn, CBS, you CANNOT be serious.

What is the only benefit to Barry apparently getting elected? The Second Amendment shall get defended. VIOLENTLY, if necessary. Honestly, I find that article hilarious.

Since we all know that Obama intends to reach across the aisle, for the first time ever, can we assume that in doing so he would actually pick a person without a bucket stuck on HIS HEAD? In case you are not keeping track, the three appointees that I have heard are Rahm Emanuel, a ding-dong,leftist moonbat, Henry Rivera, a dingbat that makes Rahm look somewhat sane, and now RFK? Hooo, Lord! Thank goodness that Obama is following through with his NO LOBBYIST pledge. You know, since those three guys are all LOBBYISTS. And three old white guys.

Can you tell me what will happen if the Obamessiah is actually NOT elected? You know, there is a chance that the electors go to the college and decide that they are not CRAZY. Will the Obamabots have to halt their plan for an Obama-liday? A holiday to honor Obama? You have got to kidding. Y'all are nuts.

So far, the only CHANGE that I see is the proposals from the Obamaasylum. Gribbit has MORE.

Feh, odds are 6.378 to the quadrillianth power that this next four years is going to be a debacle of Biblical proportions, but we gotta have HOPE/CHANGE.

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Twitter Attempt to Live Blog the Debate. UPDATED.

UPDATE: I am going to try and cut and paste my twitter thingy comments.

Goodness gracious! It was not even close, people. Sarah positively KILLED Biden. He looked clueless pretty much all throughout. My expectations were very low for her coming out of the gate, but dang, she exceeded my wildest fantasies about doing well.

There was absolutely no contest, anyone that says otherwise is lying. The fun part is that I picked up four new followers during the debate. AND THEY ARE ALL SPAMMERS! Those of you that were following, please let me know how it turned out. OR NOT.

I feel the need to add some comments here. Sarah did a wonderful job. Joe is bruised, bleeding and looked like a complete neophyte. It was not close and I am shocked, I tell you. And elated. Sarah Palin said that "No Child Left Behind" has got to go. Joe Biden said that it would work, that we just have to spend more money on it. Dang.

Anyhoo.

Here's my Twitter comments on the debate embedded in Scribd. Start at the bottom and work up, if you do not mind. And yes, I know it looks like crap. I am a failure, sue me. I might even replace it later. It does really look like crap.

Debate Twitter - Upload a Document to Scribd

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Drive by Blogging

The Leftist Moronosphere is coughing up their collectivist skulls about a video showing Sarah Palin getting prayed for by Pastor Thomas Muthee from Kenya. The Morons are making a big fat hairy deal about Muthee mentioning the word "witchcraft!" He is from Kenya, you morons, they are kinda into that crap in Idiotland.

Watch this video and be prepared to get scared out of your wits! It is terrifying.



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And an FYI, Joe Biden has modified that Pittsburg Steelers story, he took out the "Championship" comment and just railroaded Rocky Bleier. Rocky couldn't be reached for comment. Just so you know, Rocky Bleier was a Vietnam War vet that came home and played for the Steelers. My guess is that he doesn't want to have to go on record as saying that Joe Biden is an lying, stinky, brown assplug with hairplugs. I do not blame Rocky in the least. I am not linking the damn story about that lying-ass meatsicle hole, Joe Biden. But, HERE's my prior post about that incident from Captain Gaffetastic!

Know Your Enemy - The Palin Interrogation

You know, sometimes I look at the Republicans and seriously have no clue how THEY actually continue to survive. It is so blatantly obvious that the Olde Guard Establishment will go to any lengths to destroy anyone that fails to kneel, grovel, and beg at the feet of the collective kings and welfare queens. But, still the Republicans yield to the throne.

I am appalled that Sarah Palin has not come out and told the country that she will not submit to interrogations held by her attackers. Face it, to do so is insanity. Would you ever agree to sit down and meet with someone that is honor bound to deliver your destruction?

Dammit, you morons, at least make it part of the damn contract to have your own film crew at the friggin' questioning. That way you can do your own editing to show the real folks that what was said was completely and totally different than what the media showed.

My take on the kleig light beatdown on Sarah Palin? Why sure.

She talks funny. Just like all people that do not hail from the South. I don't hold it against her. She slouches in her chair. That cannot be good for her spine. Sit up straight, dammit! And she is too damn nice. I already knew that, because most women are too damn nice. G_d kinda made y'all that way. Oh, and the whole vagina thing. I am a big fan of the vagina. Vagina is AWESOME, I tell ya'.

She should have said, "You know Charles, you and most of the Barrystream Media are utter douchebags. You know and I know that you are lying and campaigning for that big-eared moron from Chicago. Let's be frank instead of this tit-for-tat. Enough of the 'gotcha' crap and let's do this. I agreed to this interrogation because I know that I could kick your ass in less than seven seconds. Be afraid, Tool."

'Nuff about that?

Now, here's a real "Wants out of the United States" story, straight from one of Barry's cock-suck buddies. See if you can guess which one? Just about every one of his friends has admitted to a visceral hate of our great land, so try to narrow this down to around a thousand of his buddies.

1. People in America who are descendants of slaves should be allowed to establish a separate territory of their own on this continent or elsewhere. Former slave masters are obligated to provide the land (must be fertile and minerally rich). Former slave masters are obligated to supply their needs for the next 20 to 25 years-until they are able to supply their own needs.

2. Freedom for all believers of Islam now held in federal prisons. Freedom for all black men and women now under death sentence. (A Get out of Jail Free Card!)

3. We do not believe that after 400 years of free labor that so many black people should have to subsist on relief, charity, or live in poor houses. (Okay, they don't want welfare, cut it OFF NOW!)

4. Separate schools for boys and girls. The U.S government should provide, free all necessary text books and equipment, schools and college buildings. Muslim teachers shall be left free to teach and train their people in the ways of decency, righteousness, and self respect. (Uh, kinda NOT for the ruling of Brown v. Board of Education? What gives?)

5. Intermarriage and race mixing should be prohibited. (WTF? By that, I mean What the FUCK?)

So, Sarah Palin met with folks that were members of the Alaska Independence Party of which she was not a member? Who friggin' cares? Barry worships the guy that PENNED the very tenets upon which an entire religion was founded in 1930! Which scares you more, eighteen people that want Alaska to secede or two point one million (2,100,000) militant separatists that have shown how violent they can be by gunning down one of their rising stars?

This election cycle is a gold mine of stupidity. Just curious, when is that Barry Obama vetting going to start? When are the Barrystreams going to point out how many friends that their savior has that hate our country? When are the Barrystreams going to point out how dumb their savior is? Any clue? I am going to start holding my breath right........NOW.

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Even More Damn Clarity - Damn and Double Damn

Please scroll down and read the two posts below this before reading this one. Purdy please.

Back? Good.

Okay, I do not consider this blog anything other than sarcastic humor type scribbling. Just read the "about me page." You'll see.

Well, did you see?

I write here on some serious topics from time to time, link stuff that I find informative and important, and scour the entire bloggy webs for stuff that makes me laugh or interests me. Yes, I get political sometimes, but mainly this blog is about making fun of people. And I enjoy doing that with no restrictions. It's just easier to make fun of the leftists because they are fucking stupid. Bunches stupid.

When I clambered from my cocoon this morning, I had over two hundred posts in my reader, most about Palin. Everyone was jizzing their skivvies at how good she did last night. Then I watched the speech. Three times.

Here's what I thought. "It's a political speech at the RNC." Trust me, I did not shuck off my dungarees and start flailing away at the trouser turtle like a bunch of folks did. Yes, she is attractive for a forty-four year old mother of five. So is her husband, but that doesn't mean that I want to jump the fence and let him plow my mud ditch. Dammit, you made me make my damn self sick.

Yes, I do prefer my President and Vice President to be attractive enough where I do not chunk my tacos whenever I see them, but really, the physical attractiveness of politicians falls so far down my list of traits that it doesn't register on the scale. Just please, no horns growing from your forehead or missing teeth, that I could not stand.

That entry two posts down is making fun of exactly what everyone in my reader was saying. Holy crap, it's like we have the second AND third coming of Christ in this election season. Everyone was talking about how she bashed Barry's lack of accomplishment and how pretty she was, and how her kids did this and that. I thought they sounded EXACTLY like the Obamaniacs.

And really, how hard is it to make fun of Barry? He makes eleventh grade cheerleaders look like fucking Winston Churchill. In case you haven't noticed, Barry Obama is a cellophane moron with nothing at all to say except HOPE and CHANGE! That plays really well in the insane asylum at Democratic Underground and DailyKos, but here on Earth, not so much.

So I made fun of the Sarah head's behavior, while still trying to say that all it was was a political speech. Read this line again, ALAS, I DID NOT GET A BONER.

Doesn't that say it all?

I got an e-mail this afternoon saying something about the sexist stuff being bandied about the web regarding Sarah Palin's attractiveness, that was the reason that I wrote the second post. It was a vain-glorious attempt to try to redirect the discussion away from screwing the VP candidate. Still that wasn't good enough, so now I pen this.

Sarah Palin is one person that is the VP running mate of John McCain. She has a vagina and I do not care. I am glad that she doesn't have those hideous cankles that Hillary has though. That is just not sexy at all.

Better?

A typical clarification that is so often needed here

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I like Sarah Palin, that part is a given, normal people do. She reminds us of everything that is fine, upstanding, wholesome, and good about all the women that we cherish. She has the values that we love in our mothers and grandmothers. We can picture her crying as her son goes off to Iraq, just as we all have. We can picture her kissing her kids as they head off to school. We can imagine her receiving the anniversary gift from her high school sweetheart and husband of many years. We can imagine her pain, indecision, and homicidal rage as she watches her seventeen year old daughter being savaged by our national media. She is down-home goodness straight from the clothesline or a fingerhole honey filled biscuit hot from the oven.

If you do not know what a fingerhole honey filled biscuit is, you are going to Hell and you will not mind.

Even with all that Sarah Palin is, I do not like the Federal Government telling me what to do. As a matter of fact, that is kinda why the Minutemen kicked the shit out of King George's Army to begin this great nation. And then, those same guys turned around and etched that sentiment in friggin' stone.

And in time, morons blasted that stone to Hell and back.

Do you realize that the humongous, bloated federal government that we are oppressed by now is less than one hundred years old in its present form? Do you know that the same government that Barry wants to grow is the exact source of all of our society's ills? You know what the Hell I am saying, but you are afraid to speak up.

You are the master of your own future, UNLESS, you surrender that right to other men. The very reason that you liked what Sarah Palin had to say is that it is the exact thing that you want to say, but you think that you are alone in your thoughts. You think that keeping what you earn is SELFISH. And you have become to think that selfishness is a bad thing. It is not.

From the friggin' dictionary: selfishness is "holding one’s self-interest as the standard for decision making."

Upon what other premises are you going to base your decisions? "Ooooo, this decision actually benefits me, I better not do that!"

That very philosophy is the only basis for the Left to advocate war. The United States can only make war if it serves no purpose or benefit for the United States. They only advocate war if it is senseless. That is the very mark of evil, don't you think? To kill another man for absolutely no reason. Merciless homicide, solely for the sake of killing.

The modern definition of selfishness makes one yearn for failure, and punishes success. You don't believe me? Then why do the top fifty percent of wage earners pay 97% of all taxes? And do you realize that to be in that top fifty percent, you only have to make over 49,000 dollars a year?

Folks, that philosophy is asinine to the nth degree. Why would you actually belittle yourself and financially support someone that you do not even know? Charity to the worthless and idle. Why would you take from your own family to give to someone else to the point that it hurts your own blood relatives? Are you supposed to value all others above and beyond yourself? If so, then I suggest a healthy diet of lead from the barrel of a .44, because you have lowered your station to that of a slave. You have allowed yourself to become less than nothing.

Do you honestly love that hobo sleeping under the bridge more than your own family? Leftists think that you should.

What I have come to realize is that federal elections are about one thing, trying to elect those that do the least amount of damage to our individuality and personal freedoms. They are never going to get the Hell out of the way, none of them can do that, they long for power and control over YOU. And that is a monumental problem.

We have sat on our hands until there is an actual portion of the population that is screeching for medical services to be provided by the government with our money. At a greatly increased cost to us, the wealth producers.

We have sat on our hands until there is an actual portion of the population that is screeching for us to dismantle our military to free up money for government to spend on other things. Surrendering our country and our borders to give alms to the poor.

We have sat on our hands until there is an actual portion of the population that is screeching for us to allow women to abort babies even AFTER they are born. Thereby sanctioning government MURDER. Euthanasia or the murdering of the old and the infirm can't be too far behind. The poor shall be the very last to be killed, they vote enmasse.

We have sat on our hands until there is an actual portion of the population that is screeching that it is the responsibility of the federal government to teach our kids a certain philosophy. A philosophy of victimhood and begging. A philosophy of equality at the level of the lowest common denominator.

We have sat on our hands until there is an actual portion of the population that is screeching for us to submit our lives unto the collective and surrender our wants, needs, and desires. We have become unimportant to those that rule over us. Mental rape has already occurred, so physical rape cannot be too far behind.

We have sat on our hands until it is preferable for most people to regress to the point of becoming sheeple. We sacrifice our minds to the group conscience and wear our issued clothing proudly with the ring firmly in our nose to be led to the sacrificial altar.

Just so you know, I vehemently REFUSE to do any of the above. I am a man and I shall live my life as one. I shall never submit to tyranny in any form. I suggest that you decide along the same lines and take back our country.

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Boy, that was fucking over the top, huh?

Sarah Palin Speech - A View from Earth

Y'all come here to read stuff that interests you and hopefully you get what you pay for. Huh? It's free? Oh, bullshit! Where is all my money coming from then? Oh, yeah, I am poor. Woe. Is. Me.

Govermilf Sarah Palin gave a speech last night at some union party in a union town up Nawth. I watched it about three times this morning and here are my thoughts.

It was a speech. It was not as boring as a single one of Obama's speeches, but that is not a compliment. Barry is completely uninteresting to me because I know what is behind curtain number three and his delivery blows. It's like watching an IRS auditor going over your taxes from 1996. I swear, watching my neighbor Dewayne mow my grass is more inspiring than watching a Barry lie-a-thon.

Palin is not inspiring to me when she talks either, the things that interest me about her are the philosophies and policies that she has implemented while serving her terms in office. To put it in layman's terms, she gains my respect because she earned it, not because she can talk to a crowd. Also, in order for a woman's voice to inspire me, it must be gently spoken in a breathy voice directly into my ear, because talk is cheap, let's see some action! Hot, dirty, MILF action! Inspiration! Right between the pockets!

Women that are smart, funny, and attractive crank my friggin' tractor.

Yes, she hit on exactly the points of limited government that I desire, yes, she spoke directly to Barry Obama's incompetence and failure in everything that he has done, yes, she spoke about what she had done in comparison, and yes, she said the things that I wanted to hear regarding the future of our government. ALAS, I DID NOT GET A BONER.

But, it was a political speech at a meeting discussing politics. That is all it was. I thoroughly believe that she was allowed to say the majority of the things that she wanted to say and I thoroughly believe that there were some things that she was not allowed to say because they run contrary to the Hard-Moderate positions that John McCain holds. And whether I like it or not, McCain is the top of the ticket.

The thing that bothers me is that my friends and counterparts in the Bleggynet are jumping up and down about how great the speech was. Holy shit, she has no competition! It was will.i.am versus Metallica in the Battle of the Bands. It is patently unfair to compare her speech to Obama, Biden, or McCain speeches. Sarah Palin appears to be a normal American that believes normal American things. To expect anything less than a tee-total beatdown of anything Obama has done is to completely insult this country and its honorable citizenry.

Get a damn grip, Sarah-Heads. I like her too, but it is NOT because she can give a speech.

But, I did hear that she wears nothing but a thong under her dress. And likes Mises*.

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* Mises Institute Article about Palin.

Sarah Palin - "Refining" my Initial Thoughts

I just keep thinking about McCain's uncharacteristic pick of someone for VP that is conservative and it just dumbfounds me. Also, since we have already established the fact that McCain will be 500 times better than Barry as president, what in the Hell does that make Palin? Let's put together a proper analysis, mmmkay?

A glaring fact that I have discovered by researching Governor Palin is that not only is she infinitely more qualified RIGHT NOW than Barry Obama could ever be, she is also just coasting through life as a politician while he scratches, claws, connives, and cheats his way through his career, just like the typical Chicago Democrat.

Let's look at what she has done in her much shorter life than Barry's. Remember, according to the Barryfluffing Media, he is young, young, young!

She has five damn kids! Trying to keep a fingerhold on ONE damn kid has been like trying to put socks on an octopus for me. Imagine what she could have accomplished if she would just stop screwing her husband long enough to sit down at a desk to work! (We can only assume that Hillary would have done the same thing had she been able to FIND her husband more than once.) Ponder for a moment what Palin could get done if she would cut out those weekends on the company boat raking in the catch to help her husband run the family business! Holy shit, if she would cut out those damn marathons or watching her husband race snowmobiles, there is no telling how much legislation that she could promote, lobby for, and pass! She could probably get government-subsidized interracial lesbian invitro-fertilization and subsequent abortion healthcare and guaranteed income for life passed! Sorry, that's the other party. (Barry promised this in the original draft of his acceptance speech, it was cut because of time restraints. Matter of fact, it is the only policy that he has worked out through the third iteration and has plans to cut all funding to the military to pay for it.)

While Barry Obama has struggled his entire life, working 195 hours a week to accomplish not a damn thing other than to assemble a cadre of America-Hating friends and financiers, Sarah Palin has been keeping banker's hours at her government positions and actually raising a family, building a family business, and staying fit and healthy. (While Barry smoked and rode his flat-tired bike around Hyde Park!)

While Barry was concerned over the "language" in a bill designed to kill live, wriggling babies that happened to survive an assassination attempt, Sarah Palin was choosing to let her baby live knowing he would be born with Downs Syndrome. Yes, I know that Downs is not the end-all of debilitating handicaps, but it says something about her character. One of these people is the epitome of evil, can you guess which one?

Geez, folks, why am I even talking about this? If anyone, and I mean anyone tells you that Barry has a single accomplishment in his life that is not completely overpowered by one in Sarah Palin's stat book, they are lying to you.

The G_d that proved just this morning that He hates Democrats by tearing apart Hurricane Gustav, will come through in November, I have faith in that G_d.

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John McCain - The Hothead

How in the world did John McCain get a reputation as a hothead? He is a Republican and all Republicans get tagged with that label. Ronald Reagan was supposed to start World War III, remember? He was called the "Nuk-a-Lur Cowboy" by those in the media. Oddly enough, just the opposite proved to be true. His diplomacy caused the collapse of Communism in the Soviet bloc. And all of the Democrat hearts were broken.

John McCain is no Reagan, however.

Neither was John McCain in my top three choices for president, he has always been too moderate. And yes, you know that the same talking heads that are jizzing their skivvies over Barry Obama right now, were pushing John F'ing Kerry to choose John McCain as his running mate a mere four years ago simply because of his centrism. Wonder what happened between now and then?

John McCain is the furthest thing from a hothead, look at the people that Barry Obama has surrounded himself with. Jeremiah Wright, now THAT is a friggin' hothead! William Ayers got so damn mad that he blew up the Capitol, the Pentagon, and was trying to destroy the government of the United States. THAT is a friggin' hothead. Granted, I think that Barry Obama is a little, milquetoast sissy, but he surrounds himself with radical people that are not afraid to blow up buildings and scream at the top of their lungs, "G D America!" Take a look at that before you say that John McCain is short-tempered and mean.

Oddly enough, I have all the respect in the world for John McCain. He is a man's man and is not afraid to say what he thinks. That is why the media has tried to label him as a "hothead" this election cycle. Before, they just called him a "maverick" because he did not toe the Republican Party line. Now, the things that they admired him for, are the very same things that they are bashing him for. Hinky.

Just so you know, I just do not agree with his political philosophy. The Sarah Palin pick does actually move me almost to the point of voting for John though. We'll see. And isn't it funny that the Leftards are coughing up their collectivist skulls over his pick?

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