An Update and a Bleg (UPDATED)

I know that the last time that y'all heard from me, I was lamenting my loss from ten years ago. Such is the nature of loss.

My life has changed dramatically since late June. Yes, it is all for the good of the world, too.

Anyhoo, my future and the future of my family is pretty much determined and we require your help to make things start out in the right direction. We are starting a non-profit that is going to center on helping individuals in small towns across this country, among other things. I think that we can all agree that small town folks in this country have been ignored for long enough.

This is where y'all come in. We are not approved just yet, so don't donate a bunch of money, hopefully we will have that distinction very soon. But! We already have someone that is in dire need of help and this cannot wait.

Remember W-A-Y back in July 2014 when the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge blowed up on the webby-nets? Well, there is a disease that is similar to ALS called Childhood Cerebral Adrenoleukodystrophy and it affects younger boys. We know such a child.

This young boy has gone from a vibrant, active child last December to someone that has lost almost all motor skills, the ability to talk, and is bedridden or wheelchair bound. It was brutally swift and the resources of the family are miniscule to say the least.

They need a good, dependable car and badly. We need your help to make that happen. At the top right of this page, just under my email and RSS feed buttons, is a link to my Pay Pal marked "Donate." Do it.

Send this post to everyone you know and get them to donate. Give five bucks, give a hundred bucks, give a thousand, just give some cash. I will compile a list of all those people who donate and I will put you on my list of folks to spam like crazy once this non-profit gets off the ground for good, too. (<<---This is a joke. Seriously.) Y'all know me. If there is one thing in this world you know about me it is that I always do what I say I am going to do. Make this happen for this kid and his family, please. Oh, and I might bring back College Gameday for a couple of weeks during the end of this season if y'all win at this thing. Hit your knees right now for this boy and his folks, too. Please take the time to comment.

Earth Day : A Two Dogs, "Just So You Know" Post (UPDATED Twice!)

UPDATE: I just read this post and have no clue why I called the North Vietnamese "NORKS." But, just know that instead of North Koreans, I meant North Vietnamese. Same thing, little yellow people that hate ALL people.

While having a conversation this morning with a friend of mine, it became apparent that she was unaware of exactly how stupid and enslaving "Progressivism" really is. For me, everything in life originates from my personal philosophy of "Individuality, Freedom, and Liberty."

I do not give one shit what you do in your life, but I do care if you intrude on others. Especially me. To "legally" take my earnings to give to deadbeats that have never worked a day in their miserable, hate-filled lives, PISSES ME OFF.

All that above crap brings me to what Earth Day is and why it is.

April 22, Earth Day, is Vladimir Lenin's birthday. For those of you that attended public school within the last forty years and do not know this name, Lenin was the creator of the Soviet Communist Party, the "Progressive" Promised Land Party.

Throughout history, Communism is responsible for the deaths of around 200 million people worldwide. This number can never be solidified because "Progressives" have taken over the research branch of our world. They have a vested interest in covering up exactly how many people their ideology has killed.

What is Communism exactly? It is the subjugation of individual natural rights to the "betterment" of the collective. Simply put, there is no individual person considered ever in Communism, the philosophy is directed at the fulfillment of the desires of the PUBLIC GOOD. The term "Public Good" can NEVER be defined. And the goal post set by that standard continues to be moved indefinitely by the group in the charge at the minute.

Oceania is at war with Eastasia, we have always been at war with Eastasia. I mean Eurasia. Get it?

Now, the "PEACE" movement. The Campaign for Nuclear Disarmament was a group that advanced the theory of nuclear disarmament of EUROPE. Not of the world, mind you, but just of Europe. They wanted the Soviet Union to keep their NUKES. That is because they were so awesome in the USSR. Those European Communists originated the PEACE symbol which signifies a destroyed cross, because allegedly, Communists are all atheists. Kate Hudson, not the US actress, is the current General Secretary of the nuke disarmament group. You will see from her Wiki page that she is also a Communist.

In the 1960s, the "Peace" Movement, which is also Communist, began to demonstrate across the country against the war in Vietnam against the Norks, who were Communist. One of the most prominent activists at the time was a dude named Denis Hayes, who is currently the President of the Bullitt Foundation, a Communist front group from Seattle that promotes "environmentalism." (Dorothy Bullitt is tangential reading because of her Seattle media stronghold that is instrumental in promoting ALL THINGS "Progressive.")

Hayes also was one of those idiots that took time off from working and being a productive member of society to go backpacking around the world. Think he smoked WEED?

Denis Hayes went on to Harvard's Kennedy School of Batshit Dumbassery and stayed there until Senator Gaylord Nelson (Communist/Democrat-WI) asked him to put down the hash pipe and organize "Earth Day" in 1970. So, dumbass Denis dropped out, turned on, and hated the United States.

During the Obama I Administration, the Jimmuh Cartuh Era, Hayes became the head of the Solar Energy Research Institute, a part of Carter's new Department of Energy that was formed to reduce our dependence on foreign oil. I think that we all know how that has turned out, amirite?

Where this all leads at some point is to the final conclusion that if you are "Progressive," you are the source of all things evil in the world. The death of humans is your final goal. There is no way around that FACT. Abortion, environmentalism, atheism, Communism, hatred of freedom and capitalism, your desire to FORCE all people to do what you command at any point, your ObamaCare that will give the power of medical decisions to a nameless, faceless BOARD, your reverence when talking about the welfare mother, that has never worked a day in her life, your petitions against agri-business that feeds the world, your outlawing of DDT that eradicates mosquitoes and the subsequent diseases, your desire to return to a pre-industrial world, obviously without the wheel because you worship American Indians, your overwhelming NEED to reduce the wealth (by taxation) of those that are BETTER THAN YOU, your circular arguments with no end, your vilification of anyone that has a brain and practices independent thought, et al., ad infinitum.

Barry Obama is currently the titular head of your movement. Embrace him, he hates people.

Now, here is the way to HONESTLY try to convert people to your side of the political debate. If you are "Progressive," simply say, "I want to kill or enslave all people on Earth." See how many converts you collect with honesty.

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This has been a Two Dogs Public Service Announcement.

UPDATED AGAIN: I ran across this post about NPR talking about the FEAR of Communism being the real sticking point, not Communism being the sticking point, which brought back memories of THIS POST from Your MoM.

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Teh Google, Internet Marketing, and My Earball.

A quick ear update because y'all axed. It's better, another coupla' days and I'll be fine. Sleeping for about 500 hours the last two days kinda helped a bunch. Thanks for the concern.

To the BLOGSHOW!!!

I think that we can all agree that Technorati does NOT know footbaw!!! And they cannot add either. My "AUTHORITAY" adds up to 445.

Whatever.

Blogger has another "Help Us Make Blogger Better" thingy going on. I want REAL trackbacks, what about you?

By the way, have you Blogger users noticed the "Report Editor Issues" link right below the Post Editor? It was not there for me until today.

The Stats gadget moves from the Draft testing ground. I am still using Google Analytics mainly. What do you do?

G-Mail has rolled out a feature where you can turn off conversation view. I am not going to do that, if I wanted that, I would go back to Outlook.

And for further oddities, Teh Goggle Enterprise has this about switching to G-Mail from Outlook.

There is also a new Recent Buzz section on G-Mail as well. I don't know about you, but I am just not loving Buzz just yet.

But, I just upgraded to Android 2.2 and got the updated G-Mail on my phone! It is awesome and I am loving THAT.

Does anyone else think that it is funny that G-Mail is on Twittah? Yeah, I follow them, what of it?

Oh, and for those of you with Android, check out Listen.

For students, check out Online Office Hours for Google Docs. This is kinda like Go to Meeting.

And revision history has been added for Google Docs collaboration. I think that this must have come out of the Wave testing period, so it was good for that, huh?

AdSense has rolled out some new videos to help you with optimization. It's a pretty good show, but not as good as simply putting "Ines Sainz NUDE" in your blog titles.

Here's some of you You Tube ads questions answered. Do you think that Dude has ever been in a video before?

Here's a video about You Tube Promoted Videos. Honestly, my personal opinion is that the internet money IS in video right now. Now, if I can just figure out how to sound like Sean Connery instead of Earnest T. Bass, we can make a killing!

Here is a tidbit on Postini, Google's Security Network. Dude, this is impressive.

From Problogger, Eleven Ways to Convince Readers to Buy Your E-Book. I told y'all I was gonna start writing, and y'all are gonna start buying, too!

Also from Problogger, Eight Reasons to Add an E-Course to your Blog. If y'all will think back a coupla weeks, I put that e-course up on how to watch college footbaw from my Scoreboard. Want some more of that?

I am going to make a video and e-course to show y'all how awesome the Google Wonder Wheel is. The only problem with the Wonder Wheel is that you have to turn off Instant Search, but it is wicked cool. Gimme a coupla' days and I'll get on that.

Finally, Dave Navarro's 2010 More Buyers Mastermind is live! If you do not sign up tomorrow, the price is going up, up, up!

Boy, I have been asleep for two days. Things are piling up. Tomorrow morning, I got a HUGE linkdump to drop with over twenty-four links. Sorry, I get sick and you gotta read the posts from three days accumulation.

Really, you need Dave Navarro's Mastermind if you want to make a living on the internet.

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Wal*Mart Declines

Image by sirdrak via FlickrSeriously, this is the photo recommended by Zemanta to accompany this post. If y'all have any clue why, please drop it in the comments.

As most of y'all have realized by now, I have added a bunch of junk to this page in an attempt to find some ads revenue that actually works. The bar at the bottom is for subscriptions and sharing, the new RSS and e-mail links at the top are to try to cipher through the traffic and find out who is reading my junk. The additional links from Zemanta and the other thingy are to see if I can drive traffic to other places, and the pandering to pervs with the NUDE posts is to see if I can grab traffic from idiots.

All that said, I have been putting together a money-making webbynets conglomerated syndicate in other places and one focus is on push-selling music. iTunes JUMPED at the opportunity to do business with me and there is no one that trashes MacApple like I do.

And, I tried to add Wal*Mart and this is the response they sent me.

Dear Paul Mitchell,
Thank you for submitting your application to the Wal-Mart MP3 Music Downloads Affiliate Program. We appreciate your interest in our program.

Wal-Mart MP3 Music Downloads carefully reviews each application to our program. Unfortunately, we do not feel that your Web site meets the criteria we have established for acceptance. At this time Wal-Mart MP3 Music Downloads is looking for affiliates with high traffic sites that have the potential for high sales volume. In addition, Wal-Mart.com will not accept into its affiliate program sites that fit the following descriptions:

* Promote sexually explicit material
* Promote violence or hate toward any persons or groups
* Promote illegal activities
* Promote alcohol, tobacco, gambling/lottery in any way
* Promote the use of pyramid, ponzi, or similar investment schemes
* Promote discrimination based on race, sex, religion, nationality, disability, sexual orientation, or age
* Contain, in our sole judgment, material that is defamatory, fraudulent, or harassing to us or any third party
* Are known as blogging sites, defined as sites that contain only blogging and no other form of informational content
* Include walmart or variations or misspellings thereof in their domain names
* Otherwise violate intellectual property rights of Wal-Mart.com, Wal-Mart Stores or its suppliers
* Disparage Walmart.com, Wal-Mart Stores or their suppliers
* Are under construction or not live at the time of application
* Require a username and password to access
* Are non-US based or are sites that primarily serve a non-US based audience
* Any other reason based on Wal-Mart's sole judgment.

Sincerely,
The Walmart MP3 Music Downloads Affiliate Team

Hmm. I guess that we can safely assume that Wal*Mart is yet another backer of the hideously stupid Democrat Party because of their promotion of decidedly politically correct nonsense. Does Wal*Mart realize that nearly everyone in the Democrat Party hates their company?

Seriously, I have no clue which ridiculous rule that I am violating, but they advertise on one BLOG that gets one sixteenth of the traffic that we get here.

I guess that at some point even successful companies try to LOSE business? Maybe Wal*Mart thinks that if they piss off enough normal people, then the Democrat Party will give them a bail-out, too? You know, it has gotten to the point that if you want to "compete," you have to take federal money to keep your prices in line with the Obamanomics model of stupidity.

Sorry, Wal*Mart, it was good knowing you, and I am genuinely distressed with the nut-punch you gave to one of your loyal customers. Maybe Kroger will treat me better.

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Blog Props - Some Ol' Redneck Guy

The folks that I have gotten to know while blogging never cease to amaze me. Y'all some good folks.

Anyhoo, my future next-ex-mother-in-law sent me an e-mail with this link to Kaziah Hancock and it was extremely touching. I wanted to know more about her, so I ran Teh Google.

Lo. And. Behold. Lookit number two. It is our good friend, Andy.

And then I found Kaziah's non-profit. If you do not rush right over there and drop a huge sum of money in donations, you are a bad person and Barry Obama is going to be president FOREVER.

YOU. ARE. WARNED.

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Artist honors fallen heroes.(Kaziah Hancock): An article from: DAV Magazine 

Becoming an Organized Task Monster

With this huge relocation finalized, I had to start looking for new and BORING ways to become more organized with my stuff strewn across the fruited plains. This is how I have accomplished that task. Kinda.

Last night, I implemented the final phase of the reorganization of everything. The password lists. Just so you know, I have over two hundred different user names and account passwords. How crazy is that crap? Yes, I have a vary few that I use daily and I know all of those off the top of my head. I do change them frequently however. I treat my passwords just the DOC does with dangerous criminals, I move them around a lot.

Anyhoo, the password list is a protected .txt file. And I e-mailed it to myself, so it exists on my comprooter, on my server, and in two different e-mail storage boxes. Since you cannot link .txt files over those platforms, I have to manually update those files across all the different places. I hope I do not screw up, but to make it easier not to, I name my files with the date first, then the title, so it reads like this: 10-0624 Passwords. Get it?

Plus, I made all efforts to consolidate my online presence into ONE single person, rather than allowing each one of my personalities to have their own stuff.

And then, THERE IS GOOGLE DOCS. You should climb on board, totally. Just go to "http://docs.google.com/" and set your account up with your existing Teh Google password stuff, or simply add Docs to your Teh Google profile.

Here is a link to all that is new on Google Docs, but hold off on going to check 'em out, I am gonna give you a brief overview of WHY you should do this.

OCR or "Optical character recognition" has been in the works for quite some time. Sergey Brin and Larry Page developed new scanners and equipment to start producing an online library years ago and I have been searching for the same thing for years as well. Teh Google has almost gotten it perfected on Google Docs.

This is a screen shot from Google Docs of an old recipe from a danged book that I PHOTOGRAPHED and Google Docs turned it into almost a perfect vector file. Count 'em, TWO FREAKING MISTAKES!!! This is so completely BEYOND all imagination that it utterly dumbfounds me.

The old OCR technology barely even got one word correct, but danged this is so close to perfect that it is unreal.

Why is this huge to information technology? Because the data that I have in physical format that I need NOW to produce new work can simply be photographed, uploaded into Google Docs, and SHAZAM!!! New data that just needs to be formatted a little.

Here's more about OCR and Google Docs at Teh Google. Just so you know, I have taken photographs of specification manual data from 1995 that I assumed I would have to retype, loaded the PHOTO into Docs and the danged formatting is almost perfect. This has saved me untold MONTHS of data input and huge quantities of physical storage space.

So far, Google has so impressed me with the technology that they produce, that I understand what the MacApple fanboys "FEEL" like. I do understand that MacApple has yet to produce anything of value to the world, but I understand that "FEELING."

The opportunities that the OCR unlock are LIMITLESS. Seriously, this is almost like man walking on the moon to me and I was a huge fan of space exploration when I was younger.

Also, Google Spreadsheets is making huge strides to put Excel out of business as well. Since I do pretty much all of my work on my local machine, portability is not so important to me NOW, but I see that changing more and more in the future. Cloud computing is the way that I am moving. At some point, I hope to have 100% of my data online and accessible from anywhere. I am about halfway there now.

Making matters even easier is the fact that Google Apps is now supporting multi-domain sharing. This means that I do not even have to send e-mails to my consultants, they shall have access to the data they need FROM THE CLOUD. Dude.

With Google Adsense losing more and more of its marketshare, to rake in the jack, you have to be in the know. To facilitate this, Google just introduced Ad News Search.

I am currently trying learn more about the multiple income streams to be found on the web and ran across an old Google PAGE that I had. I tried to look at it, and found that Teh Google had turned it into a Google Site. And there appear to be ways to monetize those, too. I am still looking into this source, but I am also still amazed at the OCR stuff.

As long as we are hitting the intertubes stuff, I thought that I would point out the changes at Flickr, too. I have a bunch of artist friends that were early adopters to using Flickr. Here are some new updates. Mainly they have upped the size of the photos for better quality.

One more L-I-T-T-L-E thing for y'all that are trying to bust up in the traffic stuff like I am. Check out SEOmoz's Beginner's Guide to SEO. Oddly, they do not delve into the using NUDE instead of NAKED issue that is plaguing our society right now.

This has been a Two Dogs Public Service Announcement. Now, GET BACK TO WORK!

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Deepwater Horizon Blogging Request Answered (as always)

I have not spent much time on the BP spill thing because it is just not my cup of tea, but I was FREAKING asked by quite a few folks to comment on it. Let's just say that the number was greater than TEN! What, are y'all wanting to see exactly how crazy I am or what?

I have a good friend that is currently helping with cleaning birds and the like, so I certainly hope they do not get their feelings hurt at all because of this post. You know who you are and I mean you no disrespect at all and you know it.

Before we get started, put your cups on because this is probably going to sting.

I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE SPILL. Not even remotely. I am not all up in arms over the accident at all, I am not going to participate in ANY boycott of BP, and I am not going to rail on businesses that idiots say are destroying the environment.

It was an accident, plain and simple, that cost eleven people their lives. These folks were just trying to make a living and provide for their families and now they are dead. If evidence comes to light that BP blew up the platform to kill these eleven people THEN, and only THEN, will I care about the spill and what to do with BP.

But some ducks, dolphins, and turtles? I simply do not care.

There will be future problems because of the damage from unleashing untold millions of gallons of crude into the Gulf of Mexico, but you know what? The Gulf will recover as it always has. Holy Hell, do you folks not remember that Biloxi used to be a stinking shithole? Do you not even know about the Gulf's DEADZONES?

If you are at all worried about dead birds, then you should turn on the folks that are operating WINDFARMS because they kill almost as many birds DAILY as the Deepwater Horizon spill has killed since it started.

Yes, the accident was terrible and my heart goes out to those families that will NEVER be able to bury their lost family members, but there are sinister forces at work here.

Yes, LIBERALS are going to use this accident to wreak all kinds of havoc on our national economy, our DEFENSE systems, and our way of life. None of the things that we can do from the CORRECT side of philosophy can AID the liberals in their tasks of destruction of OUR lives. We cannot let them move their wrongheaded agenda even further, because already our country is in dire straights because of them.

We simply HAVE to back the CORRECT side of this debate, the side of real world progress. WE have to use this opportunity (not let this crisis go to waste) in the PROPER way to promote the SANE ideology of drilling in safer areas. SUCH AS ANWR.

We should back efforts to tap our resources in places throughout the plains states, the Pacific coastlines of California, Oregon, and Washington, and still MORE Gulf drilling.

And we need to repeatedly point out that the government regulations that WERE ALREADY IN PLACE failed because of government corruption. Obama's US Minerals Management Service (MMS) douchebags were wined and dined by the oil company representatives just so those companies could operate in our country. Such is the nature of government work, BRIBES ARE DEMANDED.

You see, regulations are NEVER good things because even though they are setting the MINIMUM standards, those standards always become the MAXIMUM standards in the end. The whole point of setting the regulation barre at a certain height is for people to try to limbo under it instead of producing the best product for the least money and in the safest fashion which unfettered Capitalism always accomplishes. Now, the goal is to try to get away with bending the rules because we are quickly becoming a fascist country with the morons in charge.

So, how to fix the problem? End the government agencies that CAUSED this business climate to fester. END THEM NOW.

If you are one of the crazy morons that is advocating a boycott of BP, then it is YOU that hates freedom, liberty, success, and PEOPLE. Boycotting your local BP station does ONE THING, destroys your local economy and puts your neighbors out of work. The oil fields serviced by BP are the same ones services by other companies, so it is not about oil at all. And when all the convenience stores close, where are you going to get your beef jerky and beer?

Furthermore, if your boycott causes the loss of a single job, you are to blame for the further collapse of our economy. If you actually want to do something that HELPS instead of KILLS, get your happy ass in the Rambler and go clean up some beaches. Whining about BP is NOT problem solving.

The impeachment of Barry Obama however, that IS problem solving.

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President Feckless Make Heap Big Talkie on Black Gold (Texas Tea)

Sorry, I did not get to see Feckless McStupiddummy's speech last night. I had to sit on the patio and chain smoke while catching lightning bugs. Goodly enough for me, though, many other people watched Obama's Malaise Speech.

Seriously, people are comparing Barry's talk last night to Jimmuh Cartuh's Malaise Speech. Not kidding. I have to abstain from that comparison because I do not actually remember Jimmuh Cartuh's malaise speech, but I can tell you in all honesty that ALL of Barry Obama's speeches are about as inspiring as rotten bananas to normal people. I have no clue who came up with the idea that he was inspiring at all because I have actually been to community theater that was more inspiring than an Obama speech.

The image to the left shows Barry Obama's typical clueless countenance. Doesn't he look like a deer in the headlights? I really do believe that he is mentally retarded.

"Um, uh, wait, dude, you got some Doritos? Awesome, pass the spliff!"

Does anyone actually know how some (obviously stupid) people came to the conclusion that Obama is smart? The only reason that I can even imagine that someone would say that is because our society has gotten to the point if you actually criticize even a black MURDERER that you are somehow RAAAAACIST!!! Again and again I point out that Barry Obama is at least ONE MILLION TIMES more white than he is black, so that argument doesn't hold water for me.

But, if I keep running my cakehole, Barry might kick my ass or something, right? Um, hardly.

Maybe Barry thought that he needed to come out with some kind of talkie action to make up for his complete and utter failure to even consider the problem? Remember, on Sunday, Obama compared the spill to the Muslim attacks on September 11, 2001 and then took off to the golf course.

A quick aside. I have watched Obama swing a golf club. President Obama, PLEASE stay the Hell off of the golf course on the weekends. You are fucking life up for everyone that can actually play the damned game. YOU. ARE. TERRIBLE. AT. GOLF. (and your awful play is holding the whole course up, moron)

Anyhoo, last night, President Supertard came out and stated his decision to follow the Von Anderson Method of Problem Solving. Just as last night's talkie thing did nothing about the problem, Barry's "solution" is to do nothing about the problem either. "Hey! Here's a GUH-RATE idea! Let's form a committee forming committee to talk about forming a committee and maybe even an AGENCY!!! AND RAISE SOME TAXES!!!"

Basil has the transcript. Go read it and then come back, yo.

Yes, that is exactly what Barry Obama said, folks. I know that Basil was posting this tongue in cheek, but it EXACTLY WHAT OBAMA SAID.

Look when even Chris Matthews and Keith Douchebag ridicule Obama's talkie, you know things are terrible. If you need more evidence, here is video.

Here's a post roundup of the reviews of Obama's Committee Forming speech.

Should I go on? Of course not.

Now, a REAL executive would have addressed the problem this way.

One minute after the rig blew up: "Get the head of BP on the phone."

Two minutes after: "Mr. BP Headman, what the Hell happened and what do you need from me?"

After phone call: "Assemble the cabinet."

At cabinet meeting: "Get the best drilling people here now and set up a conference call with those that cannot get here."

Before DAY ONE is over: "Let's meet first thing in the morning and discuss options and resources."

Day Two: "Okay, what we got?"

Continue for the first three days. Then start cleaning up the spill.

I know this is a simplistic series of events, but do you know what President Moron has been doing? Partying.

It is now beyond time to get President Alvin Greene to RESIGN. Accept no other alternatives. I thought that Joe FREAKING Biden would be an awful Vice President, but there is amazingly little evidence that Biden would be in the same REALM of failboat as Barry Obama.

Folks, start asking for Obama's resignation at every turn. He is detrimental to the entire world and he is dangerously STUPID.

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Liberal Delusion and Navel Gazing

Over at Jackson Jambalaya, Kingfish is reading the "healthcare/insurance LAW." He is going through line by line and fleshing out his thoughts on the individual stuffs. Of course, what is in that law might be completely overturned by the reconciliation law, but someone has to start somewhere. Since Kingfish has yet to figure out LABELS in Blogger, you have to scroll down on the far right sidebar to see the list "Health care bill readings."

This brings about our topic/Q&A for this morning. I need to know how you handle stuff, really, tell me dammit.

When you go to the doctor and something is suggested for your treatment, do you ASK what this is going to cost and do you tell them that you are using insurance up front? Obviously there are two opinions on this that are WORLDS apart.

Going from an assumption that all people are insured and have assloads of money, which method do you think would get better value for your MEDICAL DOLLAR....going to the doctor with the same affliction and receiving the very same treatment.

Patient A goes in and greets the receptionist with "I need to get treated for (insert illness here). I want to know how much this is going to cost."

Patient B goes in and greets the receptionist with "I need to get treated for (insert illness here). Here is my Diamond Dave's Insurance card."

I expect everyone to answer this question and there is a reward for answering. This reward is H-U-G-E, too! As always, this Blogdom to Mediocrity accepts anonymous comments, any kind of name, and requires no registration.

The more people that respond, the better. Ask all your friends, too, and add their answers to the comments. I need a pretty big sample. If you are a chickenshit, you can e-mail me your answer to meanolmeany@gmail.com. There is a handy, dandy link on the sidebar to that e-mail addy, too.

A quick note to those of you that are on Guam. Please try to limit your movement, we certainly do not want that island to tip over. DEMOCRAT! YAY!



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My Response to the Passing of our Republic

Tomorrow I am closing my business. I shall file my income tax tomorrow, too. I shall NOT write my annual check, instead I shall enclose ONE DOLLAR BILL. CASH. It is no longer worth the paper it is printed on.

This needs to be said to your spineless, shiftless, no-working fucking libtard idiot deadbeat second handers.

You shall never get ONE SINGLE PENNY of my wealth. It ain't gonna happen, bitches. If I have to leave this country and watch every one of you sorry mother fuckers starve to friggin' death, I will.

I REFUSE TO BE ANYONE'S SLAVE.

Fuck you, President Obama and your Democrat acolytes in Congress, every one of you are pieces of shit. You will be remembered forever as the people that caused the entire economy of the world to collapse.

Rest in peace to this great United States, you were the greatest country the world has ever known. May you rise again when those looters are gone.

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The State of the Metro-Jackson Area

As far as blogs in Jackson, Mississippi go, there is only one that I read because the others just do not interest me that much. There was one that I did read and comment on, but for some reason my comments started getting moderated. Yeah, fuck that. No, I do not use the cussy talk on others blogs, unless there is a clear understanding there.

Anyhoo, Jackson Jambalaya has a quick post up about the crackdown of the Jacktown Poh-lice on minor traffic violations. So, beware when driving/parking in the Capitol City. (Especially beware while driving, they do not pave their streets in Jackson and there are potholes the size of LARGE planets!)

Also, on the comment section of the post, you will see some strange comments, like, "I parked the wrong way on my street in Belhaven and got a ticket. I went to court to fight it and the judge threw it out."

or..."38 in a 35? In most places a ticket like this would be illegal!"

Good Lord. People, if the posted speed limit is 35, drive less than 35 miles per hour. Simple. If you are facing the wrong way to park in front of a building/house on a street, turn the fuck around and park the correct way. Again, simple.

You cannot have things both ways. "I want the police to protect me and my stuff, but NOT if they are going to give me a ticket for breaking the speed limit or parking illegally."

DON'T ignore the fact that most CRIMINALS are CRIMINALS all the time and YOU can quit being an idiot. Puh-leeeeze.

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FW: FW: FW: FW: Stroke Information

I received one of those perpetually forwarded e-mails that make you stop and think for a second and thought I would pass it on even further. Hence, the title of this post.

Yet, this information is actually true and when the folks that I deal with on a daily basis are more susceptible to strokes than most***, y'all need to keep these things in mind.

How to Recognize a Stroke

Sometimes symptoms of a stroke are difficult to identify. A stroke victim may suffer permanent brain damage when people fail to recognize what's happening. Now, doctors say any bystander can recognize a stroke, simply by asking three questions:

* ask the individual to smile.
* ask him or her to raise both arms.
* ask the person to speak a simple sentence.

If he or she has trouble with any of these tasks, call 911 immediately, and describe the symptoms to the dispatcher. Researchers are urging the general public to learn to ask these three questions quickly, to someone they suspect of having a stroke. Widespread use of this test could result in prompt diagnosis and treatment of a stroke, and prevent permanent brain damage.

The warning signs of a stroke are:

* Sudden numbness or weakness of the face, arm, or leg, especially on one side of the body.
* Sudden confusion, trouble speaking, or understanding.
* Sudden trouble seeing in one or both eyes.
* Sudden trouble walking, dizziness, loss of balance or coordination.
* Sudden, severe headache with no known cause.

Read more at Snopes.

This became an issue yesterday while I was watching of the STFA of Barry Obama. Clearly Joe FREAKING Biden is braindead. No one bothered to take him to the hospital when someone asked him to smile and that hideous Pennywise grin crept over his face.

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***I deal mainly with liberals throughout the course of my day. The full article states that people that have never used their brain are most often the ones that have strokes. That totally explains the Democrat Party, too.