Crazier Things Have Happened, but This Ain't Crazy

I have been giving this Presidential race a bunch of thought lately. As I am certain that you have as well.

I think that we are all in agreement that Barry Obama has been a failure of Biblical proportions who normal people knew he would be.  He simply has to go and soon.  I have four hundred three (403) reasons why.

So, who are the choices as of today?  Mitt Romney, Newt Gingrich, Rick Santorum, and Ron Paul.  Not the ideal lineup, but ALL are infinitely better than Barry Obama.

Here's the rundown.

Mitt Romney is at best a Moderate.  He is certainly NOT a Conservative by any stretch of the imagination and the ONLY redeeming quality that he has was his employment at Bain Capital.  (The link leads to the opposition research performed by The McCainiac during the last primary.)  Bain is it.

Mitt is a no-go.  Under no circumstances will I ever pull a lever for Mitt Romney unless it is to give him control of my investment capital of which I have ZERO.

Newt offers a better history of accomplishments in government, but I have a minor problem with Newt.  You see, any man that cheats on his spouse is a horrible person.  That is another reason I cannot stand Barry Obama, too.  Barry's gay fling with Reggie Love (and possibly Larry Sinclair), while he was married, was a deal breaker not withstanding his racist Democrat affiliation.  Newt is no different in my opinion.

The way I think on this is simple.  You certainly have friends that tell you at the end of their relationship, "BUT!  I never cheated!!"  Please understand, fidelity in a relationship is the very MINIMUM you can achieve, NOT the maximum.  To utter the "I didn't cheat" thingy does not impress me at all.  Newt was incapable of providing the minimum daily requirements to (allegedly) the most important person in his life.  Why would anyone expect him to provide anything that he promises to anyone ever again?

So, Newt is a no-go.  Well, unless for some reason I need to get creeped out by some weird talking history professor and chances of that happening are slim to none.

I like Rick Santorum's value structure.  He's a good guy.  He is a straight-laced guy.  He's a trustworthy, quality individual.  The media will destroy him just like they are trying with Timbow.

No chance with Santorum.  Unless G_d intervenes.

Ron Paul is my crazy, vote 'em up guy and let me tell you why.

You know for a fact that he is solid on economic issues, but you are shitting the bed over his isolationist ideology and weird-ass foreign policy notions.

Don't sweat it, player.

This election is about two things, getting non-deadbeats back to work and cutting government spending.  Ron Paul would certainly back the cutting (or abolishing entirely) of minimum wage.  He would back cutting income taxes.  He would screech crazily about ending the Fed, the Departments of Energy, Education, Interior, Health and Human Services, Housing and Urban Development, Transportation, and Homeland Security.  Holy shit, he might even get one or two of them gone if he goes nutsoid enough.

Those will be good things.  And hopefully, someone will convince him to concentrate on those long enough that he wouldn't do any permanent damage to the military or destroy entirely our interests overseas.

I am totally in on the Revolution and I am now officially a Paul-Bot.

Fire away.  But, Barry has to go.  NOW.

The Face of the "New" Civility

Ever since the November elections, the Dumbass Party has been calling for "bipartisanship" and civility. It has reached a fever pitch since the "Progressive" went "postal" and killed a bunch of folks in Tucson.

What does this all mean to us? Actually nothing.

You see, more than half of the population of this country is stupid. We cannot get away from that FACT. We'll never be able to change that, nor should we even try to.

The world needs ditch diggers, too.

However, the Republicans engage is the exact same stupidity. What are they calling the "Repeal ObamaCare Act?" They are calling it, "Repealing The Job Killing Health Care Law Act."

Why would anyone ever care if something killed jobs at the federal level? Because, they are STILL trying to undermine freedom and individuality with this repeal.

Why are medical costs so high? BECAUSE of the federal government.

How do we bring costs down? By allowing the private sector to produce more and bring about innovation. This is certainly not facilitated by ANYTHING that Congress can do.

This morning I hear Nancy Pelosi say on national radio, "There are 120 million young people poised to lose their 'healthcare' if ObamaCare is repealed."

Nevermind that ObamaCare is technically only going to cover twelve million people. Ignore the fact that Pelosi says that fully ONE THIRD of the entire country is going to lose their medical services.

Forcing United States citizens to buy a product is PATENTLY unconstitutional.

Say it. Use your newfound civility to tell the freaking truth.

Folks, I am sick to death of these dumbasses in DC telling me what I can and cannot do. They need to freaking read the danged Constitution.

Oh, wait...

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Today is Independence Day

Today's DATE is July 4th. For some reason saying "Happy July Fourth" drives me nuts.

Today is Independence Day. Two hundred, thirty-four years ago today, a bunch of rich, dead, white guys declared our independence from an oppressive regime in England. Today, we have requested that OUR government enslave us.

Sad.

Longtime blogger friend, Full Metal Patriot, has a movie and a post.

Andy has a rather large flag.

Classicaliberal has some history.

Malkin has the signer's list.

Elena Kagan doesn't think much of the Declaration of Independence. This makes her EXACTLY like every other Democrat libtard.

And of course, the Barrystream Media ignores the fact that our president that hates our country has nominated someone for the Supremes that hates our country.

Of course, the very same media is also changing the standards for success for the President of FAIL.

All you have to do to KNOW that the Democrats hate our country and our Constitution, is just look at DEEMED PASSED budgets.

When Democrats do not understand even the very basic tenets in our Constitution, why would we expect them to understand economics and the catalyst for job creation?

Enjoy celebrating our freedom today, it is being stolen from us daily.

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Two Dogs Questions Supreme Nominee, Elena Kagan

Two Dogs: First let me apologize for forcing you to wear that twelve pack box over your head...um...Mr? Mizz? Kagan? I had to drink it first to stomach questioning someone with your physical...um...attributes. I just have a coupla' three questions.

Number one, do you think that it is okay to kill a ten year old child and where do you find that in The Constitution? If not, at what age is it okay to kill children because you have said on numerous occasions that it was legal?

Kagan: Um...

Two Dogs: Please shut up while I am asking my questions, I am going to ask them and get the Hell outta here and read your idiotic answers on the transcript. It is inhumane to make us sit in the room with you. If you are through interrupting, may I continue?

Kagan: Wh....

Two Dogs: Did I not just tell you to shut up? Can you not follow directions at all?

Kagan: Sir,...

Two Dogs: Good Lord, Ugly Betty, please zip the cakehole.

Kagan:.....

Two Dogs: Thank you for shutting your yapper.

Now, number two, does the Constitution say that our right to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed? And when it says that, does that mean that people have the right to keep and bear arms or were the Framers of the Constitution just bullshitting us?

Number three, is it possible that the electorate of the United States could elect someone as stupid as Barry Obama in the future? Would you support a Constitutional amendment that demands our president not be a retarded imbecile like Obama plainly is? And how long do you think that it shall be before he winds up in jail?

Will someone gimme a holler when the transcript is available? Just so you know, I vote to NOT confirm, this person is so under-qualified to be a fry cook at McDonald's, it is overwhelming.

Is it September YET?

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Memorial Day - 2010

First enacted as Decoration Day to honor the war dead after the Civil War, Memorial Day is now become a three day weekend for folks to go to the pool and get together with family. Not that that is bad, but we have moved away from the honorarium of our fallen soldiers. You hear that it is the soldier that protects our freedoms, it is the soldier that defends our country, and that it is the soldier that allows us to continue our way of life.

And our soldiers die in the line of duty.

The one thing that sends me into fits of rage is the use of the word "sacrifice" on this day. The soldier that is killed defending our country has not "sacrificed" in the current use of the word. In today's language, sacrifice means surrendering a value for something that has no value. As valuable as the life of a soldier is, the philosophy and the tenets upon which this country was founded are of even greater value. Therefore, it is NO sacrifice. Those that have died have done so to ensure that we can continue to live our way of life.

Today, please take the time to realize exactly why you have the opportunity to hop in the pool or fire up the grill. It is because of people that have given their very lives to protect our freedoms endowed by our Creator. By our Creator, not from other men.

Yes, those freedoms are being eroded by other men at an alarming pace today. There are people that continually make strides to further remove those freedoms from us, yet the military still swears to uphold and defend The Constitution, even though a great percentage of us have not even read what the military is pledging to defend. And still, those that do not know are guarded and protected by people that know their actions are not appreciated.

There are even people today that do not know how many states we have or their individual locations. Still our military pledges to defend those ignorant fools, too.

Mere words cannot express my appreciation to those that have given their lives so I can live the life that I desire. My thanks and appreciation to those and to their families.

Others

Blackfive

Mudville Gazette

Classicaliberal

Andy's Place

Full Metal Patriot

Marathon Pundit

Third Wave Dave

Team Speed Kills

Nice Deb

The Other McCain

Below the Beltway

This Ain't Hell

Newsbusters

Big Government

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My Response to the Passing of our Republic

Tomorrow I am closing my business. I shall file my income tax tomorrow, too. I shall NOT write my annual check, instead I shall enclose ONE DOLLAR BILL. CASH. It is no longer worth the paper it is printed on.

This needs to be said to your spineless, shiftless, no-working fucking libtard idiot deadbeat second handers.

You shall never get ONE SINGLE PENNY of my wealth. It ain't gonna happen, bitches. If I have to leave this country and watch every one of you sorry mother fuckers starve to friggin' death, I will.

I REFUSE TO BE ANYONE'S SLAVE.

Fuck you, President Obama and your Democrat acolytes in Congress, every one of you are pieces of shit. You will be remembered forever as the people that caused the entire economy of the world to collapse.

Rest in peace to this great United States, you were the greatest country the world has ever known. May you rise again when those looters are gone.

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Today in History and Making Some, too!

September 17, 1787 was the day that a bunch of dead white guys got together, smoked some hemp, and beat their slaves. This led to the revolution that we are now seeing daily. The fact that those dead, white slave owners penned the Constitution allowed us to elect MORONS. Before the slave owners published that document, morons were relegated to doing manual labor because they were too stupid. Look at them NOW!!!!

All because of a bunch of racist white guys. Basil has more.

I must say that I am overwhelmed by work, but really that is not why I am avoiding political commentary on this blog. I am avoiding it because the morons are in charge now and it is best to keep your fucking mouth shut and let them destroy the country with their stupidity. When they are finished, then the seven of us that have been carrying the world on our backs for so long can go back to what we do so well.

I really hope that the morons do not start watering plants with Gatorade before we get the chance to be in charge again.

In case you think that I am exaggerating how stupid these morontards are, below are links to PROOF.

Since we always blow trillions of tax payer dollars on helping out the countries that we conquer,we must rebuild the Soviet Union.

The President gives these people BILLIONS.

BILLIONS more. Check this shit out. These criminals are President Obama's FRIENDS that support and facilitate ILLEGAL-ALIEN, CHILD PROSTITUTION.

An image, maybe worth something. 1000 words? Yeah.

More of the President's friends are batshit crazy.

This is the state of the manufactured goods industry. Be fucking skeered.

In case you were wondering, only 45% of medical professionals will consider quitting if the moron's President gets his way. I take this as 55% of medical professionals are dumbasses.

Hello Kiffin is being lobbied to start a giant catfish at kwerterbeck this weekend. I consider this good advice. COLLEGE GAMEDAY!!!

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Preparing for the Media Orgy

Guess what tomorrow is? Yes! You're right, the twelfth anniversary of the death of "Princess Di." How the Hell did you know that?

On August 31, 1997, Diana Spencer and one of her numerous boyfriends at the time, Dodi Al-Fayed, hurried out of a hotel and sped to their deaths. Their driver was drunk allegedly.

I do believe that I shall make myself unavailable for comment tomorrow. She will be honored in the most grotesque way possible. Get out the Shaw-Wow! Oh, by the way, did she ever do anything at all amazing other than get married to a horse-faced, big-eared goober that has never done anything in his life other than get born to the "correct" family? NOPE. Cancer? She did not cure it.

Just another DISTRACTION for us. We are seriously headed down the wrong path, well away from the ideology of freedom and opportunity, but let's hear all last week about a douchebag dying and NOW we will hear all about another one this week. JOY.

Oh, do you know why they called The Dead Kennedy, "The Lion of the Senate?" Here's your answer.

Do you know how we can just do away with all legitimate news and stuff? Let's let the federal government CONTROL the blarqy-nets. This sounds like a really GOOD idea, huh?

Oh, if they can get that censorship bill passed, then we would never have to hear how terribly Obama and his Merry Band of Morons are handling the War on Islam. August 2009 was the deadliest month in the entire eight point five years in Afghanistan. Ain't no HOPIUM or CHANGEABA going on in A'stan except for Muslim terrorist's HOPIUM and more bad stuff to our soldiers' CHANGEABA. Not to point out the obvious, but this is EXACTLY why we should refuse to elect Democrats, you know they hate OUR country, right? (And obviously, the censor the internet bill already passed because I did not find this story at cbs.com, abc.com, nbc.com, etc....)

Wonder what morale is like at the CIA, you know the ANTI-TERRORISM law enforcement agency? Patently UNGOOD.

What could our military men and women possibly think about the new CiC? Oh, WE HAVE THE INTERNET, we can actually find out. Erick Brockway reports.

Gribbit pushes an idea that we should get our Congressmen/women to sign onto a Pledge containing five items. The sad thing about this is that it is actually needed.

Just over four days left to the start of COLLEGE FOOTBAW!!!! Jan is already in full game mode and her trash talking has been picked as Pre-Season All American, too! Sometimes it is good that pro-baw starts earlier to give us some practice before real-baw starts.

Oh, in case you were one of the two people in the world that missed the redistribution of freedoms under our new federal government, this ain't America NO MO'.


Time to get angry MOB.

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The Seven Month Two Day Trainwreck Continues

Here it is in a nutshell, at no point in my entire life have I relied on government to feed, clothe, shelter, or transport me. I have never gone to the mailbox with any idea that there would be a government check waiting there for me. I have never filed for unemployment, I have never asked for food stamps, never asked for any government handout of any kind.

There have been plenty of times in the past where I was eligible and as a matter of fact, I was shooting to pick up Earned Income Tax Credit last year. FAIL.

I have never had a nanny, never had a maid, never had a yard boy, pool boy, cabana boy, the list is endless what I have never had.

I do NOT want government controlled medical service, EVER. I do not want to have to go to a bureaucrat to find out if I can get the new anti-Viagra. I do not want to have to ask someone other than my physician if I should start taking pills to stop or minimize the voices. I do not want to have to call my federal commissioner to find out if I can get a doctor to shove her hand up my ass. And conversely, I do not want a government agent to call me at home, during supper no doubt, and inform me that it is time to go get a human hand shoved up my ass.

Quite simply, I refuse to do that. If the almighty federal government wants to take my money to pay for someone else to get FREE shit, I shall stop making money entirely. I shall throw my hands up in disgust and call it a day. I shall make arrangements to handle my taxes on my property and my money/wealth shall vanish.

It has been many, many years since government actually performed their constitutional duties. There is a way to force them to do just that.

Monday morning, go into the bookkeeper's office and change your withholding. Seriously, claim fifty dependents and yourself. It will take ONE MONTH to force the fed to understand that we shall NEVER put up with this shit and start their literal crawfishing.

Call everyone that you know and convince them to do the same. STARVE THE MOTHER FUCKERS. They cannot survive without your money. Take the additional money and send it to a non-profit that supports our military. Do not spend it for a single consumable good at all. Take that money out of the damn loop so the fed gets NOTHING. Within two months of this national initiative, the fed will be so economically upside-down they will be unable to do anything but capitulate or bring out the guns. Either way, our side gets more supporters. We are RIGHT.

And since we are supporting the military with our own money while doing this, maybe Obama's return to the Clinton Era policy of attempting to talk our veterans into DYING might be another failure of Barry's.

Tier two, if you work for the federal government, use up all of your leave. Quit going to work. Just stop. They cannot do any more damage if there is no one there to enforce their directives. Do you honestly think that our elected representatives actually DO anything? Hell to the Naws, they have you fed employees to do the actual work of running things, while they sit around drinking single malt for lunch.

Even IRS auditors are doing what they are mandated to do by those idiots on Capitol Hill. Let's end it. Let's take our country back from the deadbeats and FORCE those imbeciles that cannot even deliver the friggin' mail to listen to WE THE PEOPLE.

Those elected to SERVE do so at our request. Withdraw the request, inundate your representatives with your thoughts, your desires for FREEDOM FROM GOVERNMENT, and your ideology. Burn down the phone lines. They are on their way back shortly, let's be ready to stand on their throats until they know beyond any doubt, that WE are the engine that drives this country.

If the DC elected officials want to provide medical services for illegals, deadbeats, and people that would rather spend their own money on rims and tattoos, let those representatives spend the money to do that OUT OF THEIR POCKETS, not from ours.

Do you want to know what set me off about this medical services issue tonight? The Obamoron Administration is spending TAX MONEY to hire lefty organizations to SPAM the country to increase backing for FAILCARE. And the worst part about it is that THEY ARE LYING.

Come on, y'all gotta be shitting ME!!! Are you serious? The PEOPLE are up in arms to tell you NOT to do something and you take even MORE TAX MONEY to send propaganda out promoting the ideology that the PEOPLE do not want? How fucked up is that, you friggin' morons in the White House? Is there a single one of you idiots on the president's staff that is not fucking fucktarded?

Can y'all please take a short glimpse at what you are doing to this country? You have GUTTED the job market. DESTROYED IT. Not only that, you are actively attempting to remove employment for more and more people. The AP had an article in today's local dog trainer about layoffs falling in JULY, but oddly, mass layoffs in manufacturing INCREASED by 81%. How can they BE MORE WRONG?

You want to see something even more FUNNY? They were WRONG on the deficit. That makes the Fed's track record a perfect 100% WRONGNESS. Who in their right mind would think that this retarded band of halfwits can do anything without record-setting failures? Drake has more on this failure to carry the friggin' ONE!!!!

Look, I am not blaming Obama totally, because he cannot even tie his friggin' shoes, that is why he married Cameltoe Armbot, so he/she/WTF? could do it for him.

What more could the most corrupt Congress in history do to make their FAILED programs stay afloat for another minute? What about CONFISCATE state pension funds to buy some toothpicks to prop up Social Insecurity for another minute? Is everyone going to just sit idly by and watch THIS shit happen?

Seriously, this continuous, non-stop barrage of bullshit is unbelievable. Did you ever think that we would ever reach a point where the thought of a federal government overthrowing and subsequent tarring and feathering of elected officials was seriously beginning to look necessary?

Someone PUH-LEEZE tell me who exactly these douchebags on Capitol Hill are representing? Because it sure as Hell ain't me.

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DJIA Rallies at the Close!

I have been really busy today, so I did not have time to listen to the ABC Marketwatch Comedy Show at noon. However, I did catch the skit at five. Weird that banks rallied near the close to keep the DJIA in positive territory for the day, huh?

Then I scanned the news. It seems that the SCOTUS put the hold on the Obama deal of Chrysler and Fiat. Maybe that decision gave the market HOPE that SCOTUS would continue to keep Obama from completely jettisoning the Constitution.

Factual occurrences are always easily explained given the proper information.

FYI, the market was sharply down before that announcement from SCOTUS was made. It closed UP +1.36. The graph shows how far it was down at the open.

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Drive-By Blogging - Gun Control (UPDATED!!!)

With the shoot-em-ups going on in the past few days, you better go AMMO UP. There will be intellectually incurious folks calling for the abolition of the Second Amendment on Monday. Buy as many firearms and as much ammunition as you can, even to the point of maxing the credit cards. Those credit cards aren't going to be worth anything in about a month anyway.

Y'all know this is going to cause the morons in Congress to do something really, really stupid. And the fact that we have a gun-grabber in the White House means that our Constitutional RIGHT to defend ourselves is in jeopardy.

Nevermind the fact that neither of the shooters was a law-abiding citizen and one was legally unable to OWN FIREARMS. GUNS ARE THE PROBLEM TO THESE IDIOTS.

Also, understand the progression of what is about to happen. In the United Kingdom, they had to practically go door-to-door to remove the guns from the country. When crime started going through the roof, ANYWAY, they were unable to defend themselves. NOW, the UK morons are going to OUTLAW KNIVES.

Good Lord, we are so screwed.

UPDATE: I was told that this post was less than clear, so I must pithy it up a tad.

This post is about KILLING. Most people understand that in order to be KILLED, you must either be involved in an accident or involved in an act of violence. Yes, a car wreck is an act of violence AND usually an accident.

The ideology that allows people to believe that outlawing guns will work to curb gun violence is the same ideology that allows people to believe that you can outlaw ACCIDENTS. Outlawing guns to decrease gun violence is the same premise as to outlaw accidents to decrease accidental electrocution. Chew on that and then get back to me. If you cannot grasp that concept, we'll have to back up a bit, but I don't mind.

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Proposition 8 in Californistan (UPDATED!)

If you were to shoehorn me into a political ideology camp, I guess that you would have to say that I fall firmly in what is commonly referred to as the "Conservative" one by today's screwed up definition. I would also have to disagree with your terminology, but that is a debate for another day. I'll accept that terminology for the sake of brevity.

Prop 8 in Californistan outlaws government recognition of marriages between two consenting adults that just happen to have the same sex organs. I seriously am sick to death of hearing about this crap. I do not care whether you rub penii and vaginas together and I would hope at some point all people would realize the exact nature of what you are debating, instead of trying to LIMIT what consenting adults do in the privacy of their own dungeons.

You are staring at the SMALL PICTURE while IGNORING the Constitutionality (or lack thereof) of the BIG PICTURE.

Why should the government have any say on what in the mortal Hell you do in your personal life if it has not one damn thing to do with the PROTECTION OF THE COUNTRY?

Whether you adhere to the principles of Christianity or the principles of stupidity, the government should have no friggin' say in what you, as an individual, does at any time IN YOUR HOME.

Plus, a MARRIAGE is between two people that are pledging to be together until the end. Why that has a single thing to do with tax breaks, visits in the hospital, or who you leave your estate to confuses the mortal shit outta me.

Why in the Hell would anyone of political ideology think that bringing MORE government into your life is a good idea UNLESS they wanted to be slaves to the government?

The solution to this debate and damn near every other one lies in the recognition of the individual PERSON. Not in "protected" groups, but the Constitutional RIGHTS granted by our individualist philosophy, RIGHTS SPECIFICALLY RECOGNIZED AT THE BEGINNING OF THIS COUNTRY.

There are certainly more than two routes to the same waterhole, but most people are too friggin' stupid to realize if you want to marry someone of the same sex as yourself, then the way to ensure that right is to REMOVE THE SHACKLES OF GOVERNMENT from every INDIVIDUAL person's life.

Shit, will y'all please take a few seconds to quit parading up and down the damn boulevard and realize what that solution is? Puh-lease?

And so-called Conservatives, quit being argumentative in the friggin' process, the opportunity for y'all to SOLVE one damn problem, while growing the friggin' tent of the Republican Party is one little heartbeat away. Your party is built on INDIVIDUAL FREEDOMS, that means allowing the fags and dykes to get married and removing all tax burdens for ridiculous, idiotic, stupidity from everyone in the same damn process. Shit, Hell, damn, sometimes I think that the whole damn country is retarded.

UPDATE: Dr. Rusty Shackleford pointed out to me the concept of federalism contained in the above mentioned, and subsequently shat upon Constitution. To simplify this concept, this basically means that if Californistan passes fag marriage, then Mississihicksville is obligated to recognize that institution. What this very idea ignores is that the only benefit afforded by government recognized marriage of any kind is one of taxes or some sort of financial oppression from government. A progressive taxation system demands unequal rights for everyone. Even accepting the status quo at this point STILL allows for the dissolution of marriage as a sanction from the government. If NO marriage at all for any reason is specifically sanctioned by government, then there EXISTS NO PROBLEM with fag marriage.

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And What in the Hell Can You Say?

Corresponding with morons is hilariously funny to me, because you can get a moron to debate anything and be wrong. Plus, they never realize it. Most people would feel sorry for someone that can never accept the truth, but I just accept that about 95% of people are completely beyond any hope of ever looking at the dog bowl.

Issues of the day, what ya' got? Rising crime, lower test scores, bigger government, wasted tax money, all types of deviants walking the streets. What is the solution to one and all of these problems? Follow the damn Constitution. By that I do not mean to listen to idiots that have no clue what the Hell they are doing, I mean FOLLOW THE CONSTITUTION.

Before you folks of darker than alabaster skin tone get all up in arms, you are protected BY THE CONSTITUTION, no matter what Whoopie Goldberg thinks. Amendments are part and parcel, PART OF THE CONSTITUTION, folks.

Now, this very short document is very easy to understand, it was written by very intelligent people, ALL OF WHOM BELIEVED IN G_D, and they kinda wrote it so the common man could understand it.

If you have a question on what to believe in regards to what your government should do, READ THE CONSTITUTION.

Abortion? Not there. Highways? Not there. Education? Provides for sixteenth section land for local government to do with as they will. Marriage? Not there. Separation of Church and State? Not there.

The answer is not in Washington D.C., it is within you.

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Solving the Current Political Crisis

It just dawned on me exactly how to solve the problem with the very small concentration of morons that decide who runs our government. A simple modification of the Electoral College can produce this feat. Offer a maximum number of delegates to a state. Once that state exceeds the size of the maximum delegate number, the state has to split into two states based on population.

The Constitution is saved, without ditching the state's rights, and we will quit having to give all of the delegates of California to Democrats every year. We would never have another Democrat President evah! And that, my friends (that have jobs and pay taxes) solves everything. I wish that I could fly around the world fast enough to make the rotation change, go back in time, and then maybe, just maybe, we would not have elected the dumbest president ever to be elected in the history of the world. Yes, that includes Grak, the third president of Thorkville in 9876 BC. He was almost a third as stupid as our current presumed President-Elect and Grak didn't know what fiyah even was.

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Using Control F for fun and profit!

I get e-mails from some really smart people and then some that are not so smart. I get some from people that obviously do not know me, yet still feel the need to tell me that I am a racist or a bigot or a "hater." Ah, the joys of actually speaking your mind in today's panty-wearing booty-boy age of hyper-sensitivity.

I have no idea who exactly told some of y'all that life was a cakewalk and that you were to NEVER be offended in your life, but folks, those people were damn wrong. And you need to find someone else to lead your flock of sheeple.

Lemme hepp you out a little here, person that thought that I gave one shit about your opinion. Barack Obama is a fucking douchebag. If you think for one single second that he cares one minute iota of what is going on in your life, you are a douchebag as well. Obama is a politician and it is his seedy job to get elected, otherwise he cannot fleece anymore people that work and pay taxes. He needs to be able to fleece those people that work and pay taxes so he can give money to his buddies and make them rich where they can sit on their asses and watch you starve. And in Barry's case, he needs to be able to direct more money to really, really bad organizations, headed by his anarchist and socialist friends, that destroy your kid's ability to learn stuff that is important.

If you think this is just unbelievable because Barry Obama is awesome in your opinion, you, my friend, are a fucking idiot.

Here's a little guide to help you learn something about this country, the one that you were born in, and have been awarded the benefits of, for your entire life. These are links to the various parts of the Constitution of the United States of America. Click on these individual links, and then think about what Barry has promised you. Hold down your "Control" key and the "F" key, this pops up a little "Find" box. Type that thing that Barry promised you in that "Find" box and hit "Next." You have the keys to your future now, moron, I hope that you drive wisely.

Preamble

Article One

Article Two

Article Three

Article Four

Article Five

Article Six

Article Seven

The Signers

The Amendments

Please understand that according to this document, anything NOT explicitly discussed herein is an issue for the states to decide INDIVIDUALLY. It kinda HAMMERS that home with a sixteen pound sledge in Amendment Ten.

Since "healthcare" (that ridiculously vague idiotic topic brought up by people that need to buy votes from morons) was your basis for your email, I shall wager with you, one thousand US Dollars against your day old donut that you cannot find that word anywhere in the Constitution. There is no time limit on this test, however I do request that my winnings be delivered no more than one day old, those are my stipulations, sir/ma'am/undecided. Barry fellating moron.

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Here's What I Know About ANWR

Honestly, who gives one fat turd that Jesse Jackson wants to do something with Barry's junk. It won't be the first time that Barry had a man playing with his junk and it damn sure won't be the last. Jesse can cut it off or suck it off, put it in Barry's mouth and spank him all the way around the neighborhood, while wearing a chicken suit, for all I care. But, you know he is not going to do anything to Barry, even if Barry pushed Jesse's mother down in the mud at the clothesline. They are both Democrats and are scared of each other and all other people. Feh, make that story go away, there is no intelligence there and we know it.

But, ANWR, the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge, let's look at that. Just so you know, ANWR is about 500 miles northeast of Fairbanks and about half the size of Massachusetts. There is no way to drive there that I can find, unless it is in a floating car with tracks instead of wheels AND possessing the ability to fly. Maybe Arcticman can tell us since he's in Alaska. Even though he is almost six hundred miles from Fairbanks in the absolute opposite direction from ANWR.

What most people fail to understand is that Alaska from its Southern most boundary to its Northern most boundary is about the same distance as it is from the border between Texas and Mexico to the border between North Dakota and Canada. In other words, it's friggin' H-U-G-E. Hell, most people do not even know where Alaska is. Remember, almost 49% of people voted for John Kerry, so almost 49% of people in this country are dumb as a bag of concrete.

Here's where ANWR is. You are never going to see it ever. As a matter of fact, you probably are never going to go to Alaska either, chances are slim. I think that someone lives in ANWR, but they never call me because there are no damn phones North of the border of the Continental United States. (Shut up, you don't know, you've never been there!) But even the weird, masochistic people that live there want to drill for oil on their property. The Federal Government should sit the Hell down and shut the Hell up about drilling in ANWR.

Let's look at the Tenth Amendment: The powers not delegated to the United States by the Constitution, nor prohibited by it to the States, are reserved to the States respectively, or to the people.

The framers wrote that into the Consitution STRICTLY because of the oil that they knew was in ANWR. And since I do not see one damn mention of Alaska, much less ANWR, in the entire Constitution, I think that we have a MAJOR problem with Congress telling the folks in ANWR what to do with their damn oil.

"But, but, but, Two Dogs, the oil companies are killing all the defenseless animals there!!!11!!!!"

Holy shit, you think that you could quit making that high-pitched squealing noise, there moron?

Yes, we know that the oil companies hate the animals, Moonbeam, WAIT, WHAT THE HELL? Those are damn bears WALKING on the actual pipeline!!!!! Since we really do not know what goes on in the mind of Leftists and neither do they, how the Hell do we know what BEARS are thinking? They might lurve them some oil field equipment.

I say, ANWRians, get to pumping that oil, it's your RIGHT! And do it because bears love oil field stuff.

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Re-Reading the Constitution

Democrats and a bunch of stupid Republicans overrode the Presidential veto of the 290 BILLION dollar farm bill yesterday, but there seems to be a little hiccup. The morons in the Congress forgot to attach thirty-four pages to the bill so the legislation that Bush vetoed was NOT actually the bill that the morons thought that they passed. Personally, I think that if you are sending something to the White House for the President of the United States to consider as law for the greatest country in the history of the world, you might want to make sure that it is complete with all the backing paperwork. Shit, but that is just me.

"Cletus! Grab that pink file folder and run it over to the White House!"

Anyhoo, the morons are again at "work" on the Hill trying to pass a new bill to give all of their cronies some more of our hard earned dollars. Geeeeeeez, what the Hell have we done?

By the way, Panty-Wearing Booty-Boy and Nancy Pelosi ass polisher, Travis Childers, the newest moron on the Hill, voted to override. If you recall, Travis is the new CONSERVATIVE Democrat from First District Mississippi and surefire Barry Obama Superdelegate.

Drew Hammill, the person that gets the salmon and catnip flavored coffee every morning for the Head Moron in Charge, Nancy Pelosi, said, "Partisan sniping won’t solve this clerical error that even the White House failed to catch." Proving beyond a shadow of a doubt that Democrats do not even know how to operate paper clips, but still want to blame that lack of competence on Republicans, no, no, no, that is not partisan at all.

Oh, I can't find anywhere in the Constitution where this is even legal according to that august document. Can you help a brother out?

Michele Malkin has MORE.

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What I Can't Find in the Constitution

Having only read our great country's Constitution a minimum of 3.5 million times, I just don't have that much knowledge about it. I simply cannot find anything in that document regarding these items among many others:

1. Housing, except that the military can't demand it from a citizen in peace time
2. Killing children that are yet to be born
3. Free food
4. Education, including but not limited to Universal Pre-K - except that it is specifically NOT the business of the Federal gummint
5. Wind insurance for anyone, including Rep. Gene Taylor (Dumbass-MS)
6. Marriage - Normal or weirdo
7. Minimum wage or guaranteed wage
8. Healthcare
9. Free Stuff for criminals including people that committed crimes to be in this country
10. Protection of animals - not humanoid, but furry
11. Giving money for nothing to other countries
12. Baseball
13. Tearing down religious stuff on State's property

Just about everything that Congress debates and subsequently passes is against the wishes of our founding fathers and our Constitution. Add your objections in the comments. I mean it, comment on this damn post.

The Constitution of the United States of America

A comment today sparked my interest in rereading the Constitution. Sometimes I just have to go back and see what makes this country so great.

I think that I will stop on Article One, Section Two, because I am sure that this will stir the bucket the most.

It reads: The House of Representatives shall be composed of members chosen every second year by the people of the several states, and the electors in each state shall have the qualifications requisite for electors of the most numerous branch of the state legislature.

No person shall be a Representative who shall not have attained to the age of twenty five years, and been seven years a citizen of the United States, and who shall not, when elected, be an inhabitant of that state in which he shall be chosen.

Representatives and direct taxes shall be apportioned among the several states which may be included within this union, according to their respective numbers, which shall be determined by adding to the whole number of free persons, including those bound to service for a term of years, and excluding Indians not taxed, three fifths of all other Persons. The actual Enumeration shall be made within three years after the first meeting of the Congress of the United States, and within every subsequent term of ten years, in such manner as they shall by law direct. The number of Representatives shall not exceed one for every thirty thousand, but each state shall have at least one Representative; and until such enumeration shall be made, the state of New Hampshire shall be entitled to chuse three, Massachusetts eight, Rhode Island and Providence Plantations one, Connecticut five, New York six, New Jersey four, Pennsylvania eight, Delaware one, Maryland six, Virginia ten, North Carolina five, South Carolina five, and Georgia three.

When vacancies happen in the Representation from any state, the executive authority thereof shall issue writs of election to fill such vacancies.

The House of Representatives shall choose their speaker and other officers; and shall have the sole power of impeachment.

Remember at this time, slavery was legal and slaves or indentured servants were not allowed to vote. I really can't find anything that specifically excludes women, but I must say that I really didn't look that hard. And most women don't need to vote anyway. It gets in the way of having supper on the table when the man gets home from work. Yeah, I'm kidding.

Anyhoo, there is a little line before the 3/5ths stuff that reads something like this, If you are FREE, you can vote. With those words, a strict Constitutionalist could probably grasp the fact that everyone can vote that is FREE. So, Blacks can vote, women can vote, Hell even retarded people can vote and the evidence can be seen if you look at the voting records of all the New England states for the past four Presidential cycles. Oh, and California too.

A strict Constitutionalist can't find one damn thing in the papers about separation of Church and State. Not once is the word abortion mentioned. I can't even find the word "Marriage". Then again, I didn't look real hard for that one either.

The thing that I find interesting about this article is that only the people that pay taxes can vote. VERY INTERESTING. Have I got a case, Oddybobo? Do you think that I should sue to get all the people that don't pay a damn cent in taxes, purged from voter rolls?

Hey, you, take the time to READ the Constitution and maybe you can realize that it is a pretty simple document to understand. Most Republicans can read it in about 20 minutes. Leftists generally take a little longer because they keep looking for the parts that I have said aren't in the Constitution. But, they WILL keep saying that they are. Check THIS site out. It's broken down into the various parts. Hell, bookmark it (Control+D in IE) and commit to memory one article a day and in one short month, you too can be debating the Constitution like you know what the Hell you're talking about.

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Problems on the Right-The Two Dogs Way

Inspired by that damn Kelly.

In a never ending effort to save lives and enhance the reading pleasure of all seven of my daily readers (yep, SEVEN!), I have decided to make an attempt to attack the problems within the party for which I usually vote. I know, I know, you're sitting there saying, but you vote Republican! Well, my dear friends, there are problems on the intelligent side too. True enough, they are hard to find, but trust me, they ARE there.

The method that I have chosen is to peruse the official White House.gov site; because the President is the figurehead of the party, and attack the individual posts on that site. It will be a daunting task, but if there is anyone that can do it, it would have to be me. (Oh, and a few million other people too, but who's counting?)

Well, what do we have here? It seems that Justice Sandra Day O'Connor is retiring. Bush says, "Under the Constitution, I am responsible for nominating a successor to Justice O'Connor. I take this responsibility seriously. I will be deliberate and thorough in this process. I have directed my staff, in cooperation with the Department of Justice (Ed Note: Weren't they the ones that sent Elian Gonzales back to Cuba?), to compile information and recommend for my review potential nominees who meet a high standard of legal ability, judgment and integrity and who will faithfully interpret the Constitution and laws of our country."

Yes, spoken like a true sissy boy. What, is Bush not aware that he won this past election with a true mandate from the people? Is he crawfishing over a Supreme nomination? Is he out to continue that nonsense of "Uniter Not Divider"? Wake up, W, the Left hates your stinking guts. There is no possible way that you can unite an illinformed close-minded bigot with a Conservative. Ain't gonna happen.

Okay, to attack this bout of spinelessness on W's part, Two Dogs suggests a little reality. Ask the military dudes and dudettes who you should appoint. Get them to make public suggestions. Ask a soldier that was wounded in this War on Islamic Terrorism exactly what type of Justice you should nominate. Ask a widow or widower just who they think would make a good Justice. Ah Hell, ask the victim of a Federal crime who they think needs to don the black robe. These are the voices that need to be heard.

It's really simple, O'Connor was a disappointment. She "grew" into the job. Just like Kennedy, just like Stevens. In short, she sucked. We have a Constitution, we just need someone to read it. You know, I'm not the sharpest knife in the drawer, but I can understand the words as they were put down on that paper. Pretty damn simple, if you ask me.

Hey, President Bush, nominate either Judge Roy Moore or Judge Charles Pickering and let the Democrats eat cake. Losers.

So, to wrap up this feature of "Hey, The Right is Stupid, Too", we need to all agree that the Founding Fathers had a pretty good idea for the running of the country. Now, President Bush just needs to find a Justice that can read. Just saying.

A LITTLE ADDED NOTE: The United States of America is a REPRESENTATIVE REPUBLIC. It is not now, nor has it ever been a Democracy. There are very specific differences in the two. One is the basis for a country founded on the Rule of Law and governed by a loose union of states and those STATE'S people, and one is the type of place that follows MOB RULE. Guess which one we are?